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  • @bewisoffical
    @bewisoffical Před 4 lety +8006

    >Lots of memes
    >Unaturally high production quality
    >Jokes about Brittish people
    Yep, that's pyro

    • @SirDankleberry
      @SirDankleberry Před 4 lety +137

      It’s Pyro when he tries.

    • @jameses4295
      @jameses4295 Před 4 lety +85

      Also a shit ton of adds because he never uploads.

    • @bewisoffical
      @bewisoffical Před 4 lety +47

      @@jameses4295 I forgot the midrolls

    • @spongebobsquarepants7788
      @spongebobsquarepants7788 Před 4 lety +135

      Dark Mode yeah but the content is more than good enough to warrant all the ads

    • @hm9892
      @hm9892 Před 4 lety +98

      Honestly, the longer videos are some of my favourite, so i dont mind the midrolls

  • @aidansouder6048
    @aidansouder6048 Před 4 lety +56214

    Really had to stretch that 10 min mark.

  • @Ruby_Mullz
    @Ruby_Mullz Před rokem +4764

    Going back to Vaas after seeing Nacho is an insane uncanny valley.

    • @firstbloodpro97andersen33
      @firstbloodpro97andersen33 Před rokem +90

      Ah shit that’s who he reminds me off, damn u now I won’t be able to unsee it

    • @makarevych
      @makarevych Před rokem +454

      @@firstbloodpro97andersen33 this is literally him

    • @moron1138
      @moron1138 Před rokem +51

      Waltuh

    • @luxs_beast2799
      @luxs_beast2799 Před rokem

      @@moron1138 put ya dick away waltah

    • @DogeickBateman
      @DogeickBateman Před rokem +196

      @@firstbloodpro97andersen33 My man he's literally Michael Mando

  • @thepridedoctor3250
    @thepridedoctor3250 Před rokem +2463

    It seems I’ve fallen into the definition of insanity by watching this video over and over and over and over again

    • @danteackerman2148
      @danteackerman2148 Před rokem +71

      bro same 💀 i’ve watched this video like six times and yet here i am again

    • @yaboibronte472
      @yaboibronte472 Před rokem +12

      Same bruh💀

    • @mysticshroom
      @mysticshroom Před rokem +30

      me too i used to watch this to fall asleep because i loved his commentary and i love this game

    • @braintexx3581
      @braintexx3581 Před rokem +16

      Bruh I thought I was the only lunatic hahahaha

    • @Orc_Savage
      @Orc_Savage Před rokem +2

      Have you ever heard the definition of insanity?

  • @AVGVST_MUSIC
    @AVGVST_MUSIC Před 4 lety +2247

    So we're not gonna talk about the fact that this vid made "far cry 3" one of the top searched terms on pornhub for like, a week

  • @aidanjulian
    @aidanjulian Před 4 lety +1947

    “Just imagine a song that was popular in 2012”
    *does Gangnam Style*

    • @jeangreffsbp
      @jeangreffsbp Před 4 lety +4

      Vietnam

    • @mentalcollapse28
      @mentalcollapse28 Před 4 lety +2

      *slenderman Gangnam style

    • @tombuchanan7302
      @tombuchanan7302 Před 4 lety +4

      Party Rock Anthem

    • @camerono.3183
      @camerono.3183 Před 4 lety +3

      Gangnam Style and K-pop artist Psy are both very anti-American, with Psy writing the song as a way to mock a lifestyle mass consumerism; thematically it makes perfect sense for the pirates to play Gangnam Style as they murder. :)

    • @mentalcollapse28
      @mentalcollapse28 Před 4 lety

      Cam OK sounds accurate

  • @AverageKobeniEnjoyer
    @AverageKobeniEnjoyer Před rokem +1405

    The escape with Lisa is one of my favourite moment in games. It feels like satire against all the murder rampages “normal” characters like Nathan Drake go on, and how the side characters around them just act fine instead of being freaked out and terrified of the experience like they should be.

    • @DolusVulpes
      @DolusVulpes Před rokem +78

      it's great because it's like an action movie if the main characters were real people instead of action heroes.

    • @mancamiatipoola
      @mancamiatipoola Před 11 měsíci +78

      This is one of the reason i think FC 3 has one of the best stories from any Ubisoft game. The writing team went above and beyond writing a good morality tale and deep characters that have interesting personalities. As Jason kills more and more people and lets chaos rule his heart, the only people showing him this dark path are his friends. Lisa is the mirror of consciousness that reflect all the chaos back at him by showing how concerned she is at what he is becoming.
      And even though Jason leaves with his friends on that boat, part of him remains behind on the island and he will never be the same again. His love story with Lisa will probably fail and he will need many years of therapy if he wants to heal from all the trauma.
      This is probably going to be the best written Far Cry game ever made and that is a sad fact, looking at how the gaming industry is going nowadays...

    • @zzodysseuszz
      @zzodysseuszz Před 10 měsíci +12

      The thing is Lazarovic acknowledged this and criticises Nathan drake for being a hypocrite, calling lazarovic a monster when he himself went and killed hundreds of his men that probably had families and ambitions

    • @zzodysseuszz
      @zzodysseuszz Před 10 měsíci +8

      @@mancamiatipoola assassin creed origins had a better story than far cry 3. In origins the ending is basically “you tried to get revenge against a large organisation when you’re only one man, obviously it was an impossible and unrealistic task and you did not succeed, wasting your life for a pointless endeavour and losing your only living family in the process of failing to move on with your loss” you even meet others in the story who are coping with the same situation in different ways. Some clinging to impossibilities like resurrection, others becoming religious fanatics or becoming exactly what they hated in some desperate attempt to get the power necessary to avenge a lost loved one. But in the end they all end up dead or like your character bayek, an empty husk who realised he wasted his life too late and lives the rest of his life having failed to accept reality and it’s too late to regret it. Worn and emotionally exhausting by the time of the dlc’s.

    • @alicepaisdasmaravilhas
      @alicepaisdasmaravilhas Před 8 měsíci +4

      @@zzodysseuszz far cry 3 has a better story

  • @ollymuirs
    @ollymuirs Před rokem +349

    58:35 the heavies at this stage of the game can be killed with a single headshot, if you hit them in the back of the head, since there's no armor back there. The ones on the sourthern island though have full head protection.

    • @binphan6655
      @binphan6655 Před rokem +10

      Lmao yeah I had my silenced 1911 (forgot the name, it was a special weapon) and just pop, one tapped him

    • @Peak_Antelope
      @Peak_Antelope Před rokem +4

      @@binphan6655 it's called Shadow.

  • @KamilHenri
    @KamilHenri Před 4 lety +3588

    2014: mlg teletubbies
    2020: 2 and a half hour high production value documentary
    This is progress bois

  • @FunnyDude119
    @FunnyDude119 Před 4 lety +3731

    Michael Mando is so amazing they created a character just for him and it became one of the most popular game villains ever.

    • @alang.n2837
      @alang.n2837 Před 4 lety +67

      I like soup

    • @jacobtumidolsky1563
      @jacobtumidolsky1563 Před 4 lety +231

      Michael Mando is a great actor not only in video games but also in actual television. He's one of my favorite characters in Better Call Saul

    • @Danger11007
      @Danger11007 Před 4 lety +20

      The longer Jason mando is vass, the stronger he becomes

    • @stupid-idiot-555
      @stupid-idiot-555 Před 4 lety +6

      I mean not the one of the MOST popular, I haven’t heard about him until now

    • @kalibrungamasala1720
      @kalibrungamasala1720 Před 4 lety +53

      @@stupid-idiot-555 Probably beacuse you've been lviing under a rock or sum. Fc3 has been out since 2012 and nearly everyone on the 360-ps3 gen has played it

  • @Perdix64
    @Perdix64 Před rokem +507

    I’m kinda glad that Vaas is alive in his DLC, it shows how fucked the whole island is and how he wanted to escape it. He genuinely loved his sister but she only did traditions and even wanted him to bang her, which he didn’t want to. It’s also an amazing look into his psyche, and the ending is the cherry on top for Vass.

    • @jaybarbieri8619
      @jaybarbieri8619 Před rokem +90

      Vaas is a fractured hero. He’s not evil, just incredibly manipulated. Before the fight with Jason he was even considering aligning with the Rakyat once more and starting a war with Hoyt.

    • @quick2771
      @quick2771 Před 11 měsíci +96

      Vaas was not a psychopath, he was a product of trauma. The real psychopath is Citra, who singlehandedly has the whole island dancing on the palm of her hand, doing anything she wants without suspecting her. She was the one who degraded Vaas, she is indirectly responsible for every victim of Vaas Montenegro.

    • @dogeshark204
      @dogeshark204 Před 8 měsíci +3

      Idk, I never liked that he was alive all along. I think that it undermines Jason's character arc.

    • @Perdix64
      @Perdix64 Před 8 měsíci +6

      @@dogeshark204 he seems to actually be insane, but he’s pretty calm, I don’t think it ruins it, but it does add some layers to the Vaas scene.

    • @dogeshark204
      @dogeshark204 Před 8 měsíci +8

      @@Perdix64 You are right about that, but I'm not talking about what it does to Vaas character, but what it does to Jason's character.
      Killing Vaas was a huge moment to Jason, specially since killing him means that Vaas is reborn in him.
      Vaas surviving that event makes that moment less powerfull to me. Also it doesn't make sense, how did he survive?? I get that Jason was drugged but come on, he was stabbed multiple times. Are you telling me that Jason never even got close to him? That's lame in my opinion.
      But what is done is done. If he is gonna live, I would like to see him reunite with Jason, to see how they deal with each other now that the actual villian, Citra, is dead.

  • @Iannis1337
    @Iannis1337 Před 11 měsíci +95

    I absolutely love the fact that he talked for 2 hours straight about far cry 3 and youtube classified it as a far cry 4 video.

  • @fannyfist7reportingin
    @fannyfist7reportingin Před 4 lety +2000

    "I like the red ones myself"
    Whenever Jason takes a red one, he has a flashback to an event before the start of Far Cry 3
    I never made the connection that the doctor likes the red ones because it takes him back to the time before he sent himself to the islands

    • @blu777
      @blu777 Před 4 lety +22

      !!!

    • @jorgegurrola1196
      @jorgegurrola1196 Před 4 lety +56

      Red pills show you what you don't wanna see

    • @lucasb0015
      @lucasb0015 Před 4 lety +67

      Takes him back to a time when his daughter was alive, that's why he likes them.

    • @christopherlowery3797
      @christopherlowery3797 Před 4 lety +3

      Jorge Gurrola red pills make you into somebody others don’t want to see, as well

    • @indestructible247
      @indestructible247 Před rokem

      @Wrulol twitter bad give me likes

  • @UnknownHenwy
    @UnknownHenwy Před 4 lety +3406

    Pyro: Makes a 2 hour analysis video of a great game with a massive production value
    CZcams: another day another $10

    • @fanaticdrunkard
      @fanaticdrunkard Před 4 lety +17

      Hello no did you see those adds?

    • @SkynetT-1944
      @SkynetT-1944 Před 4 lety +101

      Fanatic Gaming Cmon mate just let him make a joke

    • @fanaticdrunkard
      @fanaticdrunkard Před 4 lety +53

      @@SkynetT-1944 Shut up before our poorly experienced militia takes down your enire trained army again

    • @SkynetT-1944
      @SkynetT-1944 Před 4 lety +15

      Fanatic Gaming to be fair it wasn’t our entire army

    • @fanaticdrunkard
      @fanaticdrunkard Před 4 lety +4

      @@SkynetT-1944 However you had to retreat instead of sending the entire army

  • @conorandkanohi
    @conorandkanohi Před rokem +387

    6:29 Introduction
    15:43 Gameplay
    27:37 Side Content
    41:50 Main Story
    55:33 Buck
    1:13:30 Vaas
    1:36:28 South Island
    1:58:25 Ending
    2:04:09 Ending Cinematic

    • @Concerned_Custodian
      @Concerned_Custodian Před 10 měsíci +8

      Wheres the clip of the guy trippin on fentanyl

    • @salt8816
      @salt8816 Před 9 měsíci +8

      ​@@Concerned_Custodian 1:43 my man

  • @jacklox1234
    @jacklox1234 Před 11 měsíci +100

    1:39:30
    i actually like to imagine the southern island being so barren is more so due to Hoyt's influence over there, seeing that him and his private army have occupied there more than the northern island. They're much more tactical with the jungle setting: knowing that they won't operate as well in foilage and any other natural source that isn't the solid ground underneath their feet. so they adapted by clearing the trees so that it's definitely much more accessible to them. it goes to show how much more bigger of a threat they were than the Pirates: making you so vulnerable out the open

  • @SilverSurfPunk
    @SilverSurfPunk Před 4 lety +1421

    Farcry 3 the game: The reivew: the essay: The movie.

    • @johndoe9450
      @johndoe9450 Před 4 lety +4

      I kinda enjoyed the video... But I honestly don't know why they felt it was necessary to go over the story of the game point-by-point from start to finish. For people who know the game it's unnecessary - For people who have yet to play the game it's just spoiling the story. And just retelling the main story in this "book review" form serves no purpose other than proving that you have played the story and know it - And nobody cares.

    • @nobleradical2158
      @nobleradical2158 Před 4 lety +1

      Farcry endgame

    • @mark6934
      @mark6934 Před 4 lety +31

      @@johndoe9450 welp, for those who have played the game, they could just either skip the whole thing, or watch the whole thing because of the funny narration ( or just love the game in general).
      For those who have not seen it, when they clicked on the video they have already accepted the risk of getting spoiled, or don't care enough to play the game.

    • @nrggvrn5576
      @nrggvrn5576 Před 4 lety +11

      @@mark6934 ye I've played the game several times yet I do enjoy the video. I don't know how that's relevant but I just had to say that

    • @jaquilefartenburg2300
      @jaquilefartenburg2300 Před 4 lety +1

      The lecture

  • @breadedmemes6226
    @breadedmemes6226 Před 4 lety +22187

    Did I just watch funny white hair man talk about a game that’s 8 years old for 2 hours

    • @SADDE
      @SADDE Před 4 lety +1011

      and youre gonna have to wait 2 more years for him to talk about its successor, fat man cries: battle royale.

    • @DanielAyy
      @DanielAyy Před 4 lety +229

      That's funny and smart white hair man who makes really well put together reviews to you.

    • @fanboyyourguy
      @fanboyyourguy Před 4 lety +93

      Fat man 4 now with snow

    • @devonbronson2530
      @devonbronson2530 Před 4 lety +50

      Fat man 4 now with snow

    • @rednt1357
      @rednt1357 Před 4 lety +12

      ye-................um.........yes.

  • @TheFacelessStoryMaker
    @TheFacelessStoryMaker Před 9 měsíci +13

    To be fair the repetiveness of some missions goes with what Vaas tells you. "Insanity is doing the same thing over and over, expecting things to change." So by this metric Jason is delving more into insanity.

    • @nagger8216
      @nagger8216 Před 9 měsíci +2

      No. Vaas' entire speech is about the fact he's tried killing Jason numerous times, but failed each time. "The thing is, I already killed you once. And it's not like I am fucking crazy."

  • @SyndicateOperative
    @SyndicateOperative Před rokem +44

    I absolutely love Hoyt; he's my favourite character. Absolutely intimidating and in control. Appearing only after the Rakyat begin losing their grasp on Jason, it's clear why the Rakyat said he was the true evil and why he was the one to be feared; he was the brains of the entire operation.

  • @mecojoatumadre
    @mecojoatumadre Před 3 lety +3336

    "I accidentally recorded the entire game in 4k"
    Never heard a more first world problem.

    • @Yazztan
      @Yazztan Před 3 lety +93

      You guys are getting 4k?

    • @IvailoStoychev
      @IvailoStoychev Před 3 lety +98

      @@Yazztan You guys are getting 1080p?

    • @firanga9888
      @firanga9888 Před 3 lety +69

      @@IvailoStoychev You guys are getting 720p?

    • @874dan4
      @874dan4 Před 3 lety +65

      @@firanga9888 you guys are getting 144p?

    • @kabalanstef9636
      @kabalanstef9636 Před 3 lety +105

      @@874dan4 you guys are getting video input?

  • @_Smiddy_
    @_Smiddy_ Před 4 lety +1164

    Jesus Christ this must’ve been a nightmare to edit

    • @prod.bastet630
      @prod.bastet630 Před 4 lety +44

      Morgz still had more ads in a video tho

    • @bigPoe
      @bigPoe Před 4 lety +31

      The editing is ridiculously clever and well done

    • @lowiesie8041
      @lowiesie8041 Před 4 lety +11

      imagine rendering that shit

    • @finnrob8607
      @finnrob8607 Před 4 lety +8

      It was in production since November

    • @solitudedreaming
      @solitudedreaming Před 4 lety +4

      ikr, 2 HOURS long, and all edited
      i cant rn

  • @anti-john8786
    @anti-john8786 Před rokem +53

    “Have you found the answer” The hatter said to Alice
    “No I give up what is it?”
    Said Alice
    “Not the faintest idea”
    Also I did actually win the poker hand at 1:56:30 but the game was like oh well time to play again

    • @leonpaelinck
      @leonpaelinck Před 2 měsíci

      Impossible, the cards are always the same

  • @baltasar_6951
    @baltasar_6951 Před rokem +8

    FUN FACT: in the german synchronised version of FC3, Jasons german voice is the voice of Leonardo DeCaprios german dubber, well it's only cool for germans like me because i grow up with that voice but it fits sooo damn goood

  • @miklo2077
    @miklo2077 Před 4 lety +1637

    I'm guessing this video was the reason why "Far Cry" was a trending search on Porn Hub about a week ago.

    • @denseaf1582
      @denseaf1582 Před 4 lety +78

      Sseth and game sales, Pyro and PHub searches? Sounds about right.

    • @giraythecatt
      @giraythecatt Před 4 lety +49

      Its probably because of citra tbh

    • @veryclevername7765
      @veryclevername7765 Před 4 lety +51

      @@giraythecatt Yes, that's the point of the original comment

    • @kittyk86
      @kittyk86 Před 4 lety

      no

    • @mrp1796
      @mrp1796 Před 4 lety +1

      Why would you know that? (Sarcasm)

  • @jamesmoist1184
    @jamesmoist1184 Před 4 lety +2890

    Bruh this dude is obviously stretching to the 10 minute mark for mid ads

  • @ruskov-uu2pz
    @ruskov-uu2pz Před rokem +30

    The end hits so hard after those 2 hours.

  • @heroboo4418
    @heroboo4418 Před rokem +44

    1:14:19 oh boy, that aged like fine mold.

    • @Strawzaw
      @Strawzaw Před rokem +1

      Came here to say that

  • @fish-zn4mm
    @fish-zn4mm Před 4 lety +2364

    I feel bad for the people who saw the length of this and just didn’t bother watching it

    • @judas4107
      @judas4107 Před 4 lety +33

      Took me 3 days to finish

    • @Tacfez
      @Tacfez Před 4 lety +37

      It's really a masterpiece. Good Job to pyrocyncial!

    • @Ivan-gh3zv
      @Ivan-gh3zv Před 4 lety +23

      i almost didnt watch it beacuse of the length but it turns out i found my favorite video on youtube

    • @Bright_hotel
      @Bright_hotel Před 4 lety +6

      i saw pyro uploaded a 2 hour long vid and watched it immediatly

    • @Bright_hotel
      @Bright_hotel Před 4 lety +6

      @@judas4107 bruh its 2 hours long not 3 days jeez

  • @profilename3030
    @profilename3030 Před 4 lety +903

    Something I noticed was when you first meet Dr Earnhardt he tells you that the red drug is his favourite. When you take that red drug it shows you visions of your past which might explain why he likes it so much, he gets to see his daughter again

  • @shaypcormac
    @shaypcormac Před rokem +49

    No other 2 hours video of a game published 10 years ago can make me watch it more than 5 times.

  • @Lagrangeify
    @Lagrangeify Před rokem +61

    Pyro at the top of his game with this, one of the best long-form retrospectives of a video game I've ever seen. Two hours flew by. Beautifully edited montage ending too. Well played young man.

  • @hamburger_04
    @hamburger_04 Před 4 lety +3784

    This video is like the best plate of spaghetti you've ever ate.

    • @wickerg041
      @wickerg041 Před 4 lety +91

      "Pyrocynical is like, the best cup of tea, right after sex"

    • @ligzen
      @ligzen Před 4 lety +24

      You here a distant "*NYEH HEH HEH*"

    • @ranmiller9193
      @ranmiller9193 Před 4 lety +33

      I've eaten a slightly smaller spagetthi made from him it's called petscop it's slightly better

    • @hamburger_04
      @hamburger_04 Před 4 lety +8

      Would you like a second plat sir

    • @seththegreengreen5788
      @seththegreengreen5788 Před 4 lety +18

      Problem is I ordered a big helping of petscop2 and got this instead. It's still good but damn.

  • @codywright7932
    @codywright7932 Před 3 lety +2622

    "Skyrim with guns"
    *Isn't that Fallout?*

    • @qwaykes8840
      @qwaykes8840 Před 3 lety +33

      i just thought of this

    • @evankeil1911
      @evankeil1911 Před 3 lety +10

      YOOOOOO

    • @theunknown4648
      @theunknown4648 Před 3 lety +4

      good joke it must have 1000 likes...
      when the video came out not now...

    • @saltypud6937
      @saltypud6937 Před 3 lety +13

      As fallout player i can confirm this is correct

    • @appleseed2933
      @appleseed2933 Před 3 lety +3

      Don't ever compare skyrim to fallout

  • @arialtoaster
    @arialtoaster Před rokem +113

    1:14:18 did not age well 💀

    • @TheIcePokemon
      @TheIcePokemon Před rokem +1

      Lol wtf

    • @ABSolution2468
      @ABSolution2468 Před rokem

      On the contrary: It makes perfect sense for a megalomaniac dictator hellbent on wiping out an entire culture and people to install his own control to find Kanye funny

    • @jacaredosvudu1638
      @jacaredosvudu1638 Před 4 měsíci

      Maybe Pagan liked him even more

  • @boi8664
    @boi8664 Před 10 měsíci +8

    16:52 the pirate burning to death while rex power colt says that winners dont use drugs is so funny for some reason

  • @keatonbushey2841
    @keatonbushey2841 Před 4 lety +555

    he really just gone out and made a movie for us

    • @chloeb2844
      @chloeb2844 Před 4 lety +16

      Oh shit he actually did.
      Can't wait for my mom to ask for my favorite movie, and I just say
      *Fat Cry 3*

    • @maxdragon9248
      @maxdragon9248 Před 4 lety +6

      Chloe B It can’t beat Petscop

    • @keatonbushey2841
      @keatonbushey2841 Před 4 lety +3

      @@maxdragon9248 ill come back in one hour and watch it again to see if i feel the same way that you do (I need to rewatch petscop)

    • @minceman9658
      @minceman9658 Před 4 lety +1

      He really do be putting 20 midroll ads as well

    • @keatonbushey2841
      @keatonbushey2841 Před 4 lety +2

      @@maxdragon9248 I have completely watch pet shop and I mean to be honest this video really carries us through a story that we have all experienced back in 2012/2013 but petscop is a video doing a light analyst on a series of youtube videos and more or so a showcase of a beautifully done creepypasta. I feel so much more immersed in this video, this could be the fact that this video brings me back to my childhood playing far cry 3 and having 0 cares in the world for the story and this video shows me what I somehow stumbled over. tl:Dr Fat cry 3 maybe better than petscop

  • @ejo8167
    @ejo8167 Před 4 lety +434

    Us asking for Petscop 2 is the definition of insanity

    • @youhavefood1112
      @youhavefood1112 Před 4 lety +1

      E Jo lol

    • @LunarMoonFox
      @LunarMoonFox Před 4 lety +1

      I wonder when Petscop 2 will come

    • @keulis
      @keulis Před 4 lety +9

      maybe that's why he made this video, to tell us about the definition of insanity and how we're in it asking for petscop 2

    • @shadowbitten3341
      @shadowbitten3341 Před 3 lety +1

      Petscop 2

  • @CallForGrandPappy
    @CallForGrandPappy Před rokem +129

    Longform game content is still the best stuff on any of your channels, really hope you make more eventually.

    • @JustinCantDoUsernames
      @JustinCantDoUsernames Před rokem

      He's doing a really long video on Cruelty Squad that should be coming out eventually so there's more on the way

  • @donnahurst5027
    @donnahurst5027 Před 3 měsíci +9

    I have fallen into insanity by watching this video over and over again

  • @kakokapolei123
    @kakokapolei123 Před 4 lety +1281

    The longer Jason is on Rook Island, the stronger he will become

  • @scratch472
    @scratch472 Před 4 lety +593

    There’s gonna be a million comments being disappointed about this not being petscop 2

    • @Phill.__.
      @Phill.__. Před 4 lety +7

      Scratch yeah, and I’ll gladly say I’m one of them. I’m excited for this vid too btw.

    • @thatoneguy8943
      @thatoneguy8943 Před 4 lety +5

      me being one of them

    • @doru440
      @doru440 Před 4 lety +4

      Big sad

    • @CFM2
      @CFM2 Před 4 lety +5

      Nah shrek has swag 5

    • @bootyeater694
      @bootyeater694 Před 4 lety +2

      Shit i just made a comment about it

  • @dvrk6140
    @dvrk6140 Před 11 měsíci +19

    No other game can leave such a void inside me as farcry 3. its a game that will stay in my head until i die. i cried so much in the ending

  • @ernomakra4524
    @ernomakra4524 Před rokem +26

    After 2.5 years I remember back watching this video the day on its release, after a few days too and even a month after the video was published I watched it again, damn you pyro you became a part of my life

  • @deadbydaily604
    @deadbydaily604 Před 4 lety +681

    This man made a full documentary of my childhood.

    • @B0ltActionPenis
      @B0ltActionPenis Před 4 lety +2

      Really hit with the nostalgia, game is only $15 on the xbox store, definitely worth it for the price

    • @experssion123
      @experssion123 Před 4 lety

      God I fell old. I was 17 when this game out

    • @devastatheseeker9967
      @devastatheseeker9967 Před 4 lety

      You have bad parents

    • @lilhades9484
      @lilhades9484 Před 4 lety +3

      @@devastatheseeker9967 Because he played a videogame? Tf

    • @devastatheseeker9967
      @devastatheseeker9967 Před 4 lety

      @@lilhades9484 a parent letting a child play a videogame like far cry is a bad parent

  • @superskills1017
    @superskills1017 Před 4 lety +615

    "True happiness doesn't exi-"
    *Pyrocynical uploads a 2 hour FC3 analysis*

  • @unprankable666
    @unprankable666 Před rokem +21

    I think the scariest part of this game is the cassowary in the opening cutscene. Those Satan birds are horrifying.

  • @8stormy5
    @8stormy5 Před 5 měsíci +4

    "You know where I'm supposed to go, don't you?" "No mate, I just know where you're headed."
    What an incredible line that was

  • @Wheatenly
    @Wheatenly Před 4 lety +333

    Insanity is doing the same thing over again expecting something to change. "WhEREs PEt ScoP 2"

  • @fruitpigenthusiast120
    @fruitpigenthusiast120 Před 4 lety +655

    Imagine clicking on a 2 hour fully edited video that took ages to make to complain the person is trying to get decent revenue for it

    • @Watermelone-kx2zx
      @Watermelone-kx2zx Před 4 lety +17

      b-B-bUt PeTsCoP 2

    • @drake.2639
      @drake.2639 Před 4 lety +22

      @@Watermelone-kx2zx *slaps* NO!

    • @waterbird2686
      @waterbird2686 Před 4 lety +32

      Im seeing more comments complaining about people complaining about the ads than people actually complaining

    • @SamuelBlane
      @SamuelBlane Před 4 lety +2

      Wheres 1AM gang at?

    • @user-zz7hu2bu4o
      @user-zz7hu2bu4o Před 4 lety +6

      @@waterbird2686 I'm happy for him, MONEY!

  • @tacticalnut528
    @tacticalnut528 Před rokem +24

    Still waiting on that Farcry 2 Essay though

    • @user-zx4vq4uk9c
      @user-zx4vq4uk9c Před rokem +1

      Just watch the black yoshi video
      pyro commented "oh sweet now I don't have to make it" on that

    • @tacticalnut528
      @tacticalnut528 Před rokem +2

      @@user-zx4vq4uk9c aw man, no 15 hour essay from my favorite lesbian.

  • @Villenege
    @Villenege Před 6 měsíci +9

    This is so absurdly long but so absurdly enthralling, what a masterpiece

  • @mvpjakey
    @mvpjakey Před 3 lety +2400

    Yankee with no brim reference 1: 30:53
    Yankee with no brim reference 2: 38:12
    Yankee with no brim reference 3: 42:10
    sex: 43:21
    Yankee with no brim reference 4: 44:38
    Yankee with no brim reference 5 (i think): 51:11
    Yankee with no brim reference 6: 58:55
    what did he say?: 1:01:03
    Yankee with no brim reference 7: 1:42:10

  • @tashkent561
    @tashkent561 Před 3 lety +2270

    "No way I'm watching a 2 hour video"
    "Wait, is it over already?"

  • @Jim.Frantzisson
    @Jim.Frantzisson Před 6 měsíci +5

    It's tradition to come back and watch this every few months

  • @kamikazeclaymore
    @kamikazeclaymore Před rokem +22

    I beat this game multiple times and you nailed it. Great video. Had me laughing but still reminded of what it felt like to play through the game and experience it's powerful moments that actually landed.

  • @superlegobuilder1569
    @superlegobuilder1569 Před 4 lety +16931

    All memes aside pyro is incredible at criticising games and pointing out their flaws while still talking about how good they are.

    • @heavensdooru
      @heavensdooru Před 4 lety +850

      while making it entertaining as fuck

    • @meh2365
      @meh2365 Před 4 lety +189

      Also movies

    • @dalegribble8657
      @dalegribble8657 Před 4 lety +170

      Too bad he’s gay huh...

    • @brain5853
      @brain5853 Před 4 lety +71

      Bleh, he's just retelling the Far Cry 3 narrative with some trite commentary.

    • @rowan8252
      @rowan8252 Před 4 lety +79

      I know right, his presentation is insane

  • @bighelmet9347
    @bighelmet9347 Před 3 lety +2151

    “Ajay in farcry 4 barely speaks and every protagonist after is completely silent.”
    *laughs in caveman*

    • @mabeltorres8069
      @mabeltorres8069 Před 3 lety +43

      Fun fact farcry primal was my first farcry game.

    • @Rondog.
      @Rondog. Před 3 lety +142

      @@mabeltorres8069 My condolences..

    • @rattaratsoana688
      @rattaratsoana688 Před 3 lety +26

      Me have rock me smeash me smeash

    • @twotailedfox2369
      @twotailedfox2369 Před 3 lety +18

      Outlaw I kind of liked Primal

    • @David-ei9fz
      @David-ei9fz Před 3 lety +8

      @@mabeltorres8069 My first one was Far Cry 4, but I didn't owe it by those times, it was from my aunt's husband and I enjoyed the mechanics, 2 years ago I finally found that game was from Far Cry sagas and so now I'm sick for having every single Far Cry

  • @Hepheat75
    @Hepheat75 Před 11 měsíci +13

    This is one of the first Pyrocynical videos I've ever watched, and I've never regretted it since.

  • @stolentheif8426
    @stolentheif8426 Před rokem +87

    Came back to this video for comfort and that part about fentanyl really hits different after a recent loss I suffered due to a loved one overdosing. That shit really does kill people. Check on the people you love, TELL THEM how much you love them, because at the end of the day people make mistakes when they feel alone and good people can do bad things.

  • @XenomorphSlayerGames
    @XenomorphSlayerGames Před 4 lety +807

    Literally everyone: “Wow this long project wasn’t petscop 2, I hate it”
    Pyro: cries in probably over 10+ hrs of editing on a video he himself was passionate about, which is honestly how all CZcamsrs should be doing it

    • @shanmantv
      @shanmantv Před 4 lety +21

      This probably took much longer than 10 hours

    • @xergu3435
      @xergu3435 Před 4 lety +6

      P0Pdart i think this comment took you 10 hours

    • @jordanlowrie4188
      @jordanlowrie4188 Před 4 lety +4

      @@P0Pdart I think his point was probably mostly that, whether they're jokes or not, it would be pretty disappointing if a hefty amount of people made a baby brain joke when blood and tears went into something (not literally; I mean, I hope not) Personally I can understand if he felt that way, a friend of mine asked for an in depth analysis of the Star Wars movie timeline and when I sent him all of it he replied with just an angry react (what we do to end a conversation)
      I just kinda sat there and thought "well I'll go fuck myself then"

    • @jordanlowrie4188
      @jordanlowrie4188 Před 4 lety +1

      well not fully understand, a lot more time and effort went into this video than my analysis of the Star Wars movies, but I can understand to an extent

    • @erectnoodle625
      @erectnoodle625 Před 4 lety

      P0Pdart yea fuck italy

  • @julianrodriguez3643
    @julianrodriguez3643 Před 4 lety +447

    We all know pyro is crying on his birthday cause at least 90% comments mention Petscop 2

  • @kethshan9833
    @kethshan9833 Před rokem +7

    6:21 ouch

  • @AndreRQL
    @AndreRQL Před 11 měsíci +9

    Well...I guess Vaas did survive after all...Somehow? 💀

  • @shivanshkumar3754
    @shivanshkumar3754 Před 4 lety +3692

    These kind of videos should be released as a series called pyromentaries.

  • @magencrisis1682
    @magencrisis1682 Před 4 lety +875

    Pyrocynical uploads: Oh hell yeah.
    It's an analysis: OH HELL YEAH
    It's more than two hours long: O H H E L L Y E A H

  • @mikaelolafsson7513
    @mikaelolafsson7513 Před 11 měsíci +5

    I think Vaas opening his eyes after you kill him symbolises how Vaas and Jason's experiences on the island will now forever irreversably stay with Jason for the rest of his life

  • @FracturedPixels
    @FracturedPixels Před 7 dny +2

    I have listened to this entire video at least 30 times in the last few years and I am still not sick of it. 100% the best video essay I've ever seen.

  • @zalanhajdu1903
    @zalanhajdu1903 Před 2 lety +3444

    Ah yes the Pyrocynical starter pack:
    1: Fat Cry 3
    2: Petscop
    3: MLG Teletubbies

  • @terrarian5438
    @terrarian5438 Před 2 lety +4228

    "Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?"
    "The far cry franchise"

    • @ryanalmond7841
      @ryanalmond7841 Před 2 lety +9

      Tru

    • @blueripper1558
      @blueripper1558 Před 2 lety +96

      Ubisoft games in general
      (Assassin's Creed: my family dead so now I kill)

    • @felixcatus3367
      @felixcatus3367 Před 2 lety +9

      Exactly, since Far Cry 3 It´s all the same

    • @turanturkistan
      @turanturkistan Před 2 lety +3

      or any ubisoft franchise. its ironic

    • @aldrichhf35
      @aldrichhf35 Před 2 lety +13

      @@felixcatus3367 well they try some new things in fc6 and it got some good response from non ubisoft hater

  • @jstar3382
    @jstar3382 Před rokem +4

    Feels like Vaas was always a monster, but never had a way to express it. He never got the way to express his rage and exert power, and Hoyt was the only channel he had for that.

  • @ryanshearer4527
    @ryanshearer4527 Před rokem +3

    The ride of the Valkyries was a reference to the Vietnam War movie "Apocalypse Now"

  • @ItsReload1
    @ItsReload1 Před 4 lety +541

    I can’t believe I watched the whole thing.

  • @jw.-
    @jw.- Před 4 lety +469

    Normal people: *Watch a movie*
    Me, an intellectual: *Watch a 2 hour pyrocynical video*

    • @Team-fj5xg
      @Team-fj5xg Před 4 lety +2

      Jan Willem van den Berg fuck you

    • @ok-tq7nt
      @ok-tq7nt Před 4 lety +2

      Damn bro you're so quirky and unique :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @ordinaryperson5413
      @ordinaryperson5413 Před 4 lety

      Team 5 What did he ever do to you? Hurt you’re feelings?

    • @adachy
      @adachy Před 4 lety +2

      to be fair, you have to have a high iq to watch *pyrocynical*

    • @AnonymousUser0031
      @AnonymousUser0031 Před 4 lety +2

      This video came out less than 30 mins ago,

  • @Based_nobark
    @Based_nobark Před 3 měsíci +7

    Still waiting for Fat Cry 2 Pyro

    • @donnahurst5027
      @donnahurst5027 Před 3 měsíci +3

      Same or maybe a fat cry 4

    • @user-hi7rn1mn4y
      @user-hi7rn1mn4y Před 3 měsíci +2

      @@donnahurst5027yeah, a far cry 4 video would be very nice

  • @thejallenator5722
    @thejallenator5722 Před 4 měsíci +3

    Welp, just finished another play through of this game. Time for a rewatch.

  • @username6630
    @username6630 Před 4 lety +496

    I think Pyro’s developing Stockholm Syndrome for Vass.

    • @Gxnni722
      @Gxnni722 Před 4 lety +9

      Ling Ling I think most people did, I personally did 😂

    • @Matzkxmx
      @Matzkxmx Před 4 lety +2

      Stockholm Trap

    • @connoryoung5297
      @connoryoung5297 Před 4 lety

      *Vaas

    • @Matzkxmx
      @Matzkxmx Před 4 lety

      @@connoryoung5297 we are on pyros channel so its trap

    • @TnupdegSupt
      @TnupdegSupt Před 4 lety +2

      C'mon we all did and you know that

  • @kumayl-8140
    @kumayl-8140 Před 4 lety +3735

    Pyrocynical is like that one kid who likes writing essays

    • @OdaSwifteye
      @OdaSwifteye Před 4 lety +97

      That's Emplemon. Pyro just really likes Farcry 3.

    • @LikeADamnFIDDLE
      @LikeADamnFIDDLE Před 4 lety +49

      @@OdaSwifteye Condemned, Cuphead Petscop, Liza Koshy's show, ever watched the videos about those?

    • @mystic_miser_1
      @mystic_miser_1 Před 4 lety +5

      @@OdaSwifteye you mean Emperor Lemon the YTP creator?

    • @Rexodiak
      @Rexodiak Před 4 lety +33

      @@LikeADamnFIDDLE he's tryina evolve his content: long format, highly edited, scripted, kinda like internet historian and retro ahoy.
      We've seen he likes to imitate the style of youtubers he looks up to each few years. From Leafy, to Dunkey, to those Funny Moments with text in different colors (which I don't know where that came from but he said it's stolen), to Pewdiepie and albino, and now video essay dudes.
      My guess is the next era will be modern jontron, but I think the essays are great

    • @LikeADamnFIDDLE
      @LikeADamnFIDDLE Před 4 lety +3

      @@Rexodiak I tried to say that he's been doing these masterpiece videos for a while now and it's not just fat man crys 3

  • @CallMeJoy_wastaken
    @CallMeJoy_wastaken Před 8 měsíci +5

    It took me 3 years to realize that it says fat cry 3 instead of farcry.

  • @caras910
    @caras910 Před 5 měsíci +2

    3 years have passed and i rewatched this video at lest 5 times and that's not even counting the end cinematic which i repeqtedly watched iver and over, what a masterpiece you created gj pyro

  • @MrSkerpentine
    @MrSkerpentine Před 3 lety +2242

    Broke: when’s Petscop 2
    Woke: *when’s Fat Cry 3 Blood Dragon*

    • @hotcofi2969
      @hotcofi2969 Před 3 lety +24

      Yes. YES YES YES YES!

    • @papafrenchie6088
      @papafrenchie6088 Před 3 lety +33

      A S C E N D E D: *when's Garfield Kart*

    • @obamium9692
      @obamium9692 Před 3 lety +26

      When’s car sex 2?

    • @279s89
      @279s89 Před 3 lety +8

      I want Fat Cry 4 next

    • @SamSquids
      @SamSquids Před 3 lety +5

      @@papafrenchie6088 where's Shrek has Swag 2: Electric Boogaloo?

  • @wesproductions648
    @wesproductions648 Před 4 lety +446

    "So what's your favorite movie?"
    Fat Cry 3 of course

  • @leonpaelinck
    @leonpaelinck Před 2 měsíci +3

    I find it extremely annoying that the outposts never have any impact on the story and that liberating them makes the map boring

  • @averagemn2736
    @averagemn2736 Před rokem +7

    ive watched this video 5 times over in full and its still hasnt gotten dull and boring

  • @nubberton1345
    @nubberton1345 Před 4 lety +1008

    Don't forget that Jason will always be reminded of the island because of the Tattoo. It's a permanent stain on who he really is.

    • @paleoleft
      @paleoleft Před 4 lety +35

      I honestly think that's why he couldn't leave with his friends, if he got away he'd still be haunted by what he did

    • @ethank.6602
      @ethank.6602 Před 4 lety +25

      @@paleoleft i always saw it as he actually did leave the island with his friends and that when the credits finished and you were still there was just a quirk of the game mechanics that allowed you to continue the missions, similar to assassins creed blackflag ending

    • @paleoleft
      @paleoleft Před 4 lety +7

      @@ethank.6602 that's probably what they were going for but this whole thing is over-analysis anyway

    • @paleoleft
      @paleoleft Před 4 lety +14

      @Zach Bell yeah, over-analysis

    • @wahyudyatmika5119
      @wahyudyatmika5119 Před 4 lety +1

      Maybe Jason forgot that there is a method called tattoo removal

  • @zdenekgatek7126
    @zdenekgatek7126 Před 4 lety +485

    complete immersion is when Pyro says ta-oo instead of tattoo or tattau
    Edit: imo he should've said ta-petscop 2

  • @Nebnub
    @Nebnub Před rokem +9

    It was always weird to me that Citra kills Jason before she confirms that she's pregnant. It's not a 100% chance Citra!

    • @iyappansriram9854
      @iyappansriram9854 Před rokem +6

      imagine if Jason said "i am sterile" as he died

    • @SyndicateOperative
      @SyndicateOperative Před rokem +2

      Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if she wasn't aware of that. I don't get get the vibe she attended public education.

    • @jacaredosvudu1638
      @jacaredosvudu1638 Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@SyndicateOperativein the rook islands, the local indigenous priest is probably the closest to an actual education system

  • @user-om6on2yn4x
    @user-om6on2yn4x Před 11 měsíci +4

    34:57: There is a large change between Pyro calling a Spaz 12 “fully automatic” in this Far Cry 3 video (which is understandable due to the large amount of effort put into said video and such a small, unimportant mistake being easy to miss) and Pyro researching every firearm in detail (harder than Ian from Forgotten Weapons) for his Cruelty Squad video. Good on him and nice job with the video, very entertaining 👍.

  • @xil0z568
    @xil0z568 Před 4 lety +332

    Me: “Am I seriously going to watch a 2 hour analysis on a game from 2012?”
    *Yes! Yes I am!*

  • @shr3k0gr37
    @shr3k0gr37 Před 4 lety +1005

    it honestly sucks that Vas wasn’t in the game for longer, but it just shows how effective of a character he really is, especially considering how much of a fan favorite he is with the little amount of screen time he was given.

  • @Wolfnicshadow
    @Wolfnicshadow Před rokem +23

    Watched this video back in the day and just came back and see it has over 20M views holy shit! I just beat the game and totally loved it, what I hate about these games is that I think they barely give any screen time to characters to develop, even Vaas.

  • @vdog22100
    @vdog22100 Před 10 měsíci +5

    I played far cry 3 for like 2 years straight and I still never realized how deep the story was. awesome video!

  • @rezaka116
    @rezaka116 Před 4 lety +648

    One subtle detail I like, is how Jason operates guns throughout the game. The first guns have pretty standard reload animations, but towards the end of the game, new guns will have animations where he flamboyantly flips the magazine and such.

  • @hughmann2309
    @hughmann2309 Před 3 lety +3510

    Where is Fat Cry 2 Pyrocynical? Don’t let this turn into a Petscop 2 thing.

    • @marshmallowallen5677
      @marshmallowallen5677 Před 3 lety +51

      He got accused of grooming a child so maybe that has something to do with it

    • @benisbenis1824
      @benisbenis1824 Před 3 lety +221

      @@marshmallowallen5677 he has proven them false now. In his new vid

    • @marshmallowallen5677
      @marshmallowallen5677 Před 3 lety +45

      @@benisbenis1824 ik I was joking about how he’s had his hands full

    • @hughmann2309
      @hughmann2309 Před 3 lety +1

      @@marshmallowallen5677 ye I just learned about that

    • @OpenheartOneMind
      @OpenheartOneMind Před 3 lety +70

      Fuck that I want Fat Cry 4

  • @chalrotte7460
    @chalrotte7460 Před 8 měsíci +2

    video’s like a movie. nice to lay down, prop my phone against a pillow, pop a fenty & play this bad bou

  • @notg_c2639
    @notg_c2639 Před 10 měsíci +6

    It’s really crazy to see that this masterpiece is three years old now

  • @enbygamer
    @enbygamer Před 4 lety +482

    I was going into this movie like: Eh, I won’t watch it all, like five minutes and then I’m out - but damn, I stayed to the end and it was worth

    • @elguey8791
      @elguey8791 Před 4 lety +1

      same

    • @laurel5432
      @laurel5432 Před 4 lety +2

      This is me
      Except I started watching late at night and being semi responsible I only finished it now
      Awesome production

    • @krabuh
      @krabuh Před 4 lety +1

      honestly same

  • @saladman2384
    @saladman2384 Před 3 lety +1435

    It’s pretty jarring how he’s making a serious commentary about the fear and guilt after killing someone while the looney tunes running sound effect plays

    • @mattfowler7912
      @mattfowler7912 Před 3 lety +22

      Honestly the edits themselves are too jarring. Like a 2 hour video is fine and I'm actually interested in watching him go through the game. But the amount of memes is making it hard for me to keep watching. I don't need all these memes to keep my attention, it actually does the opposite because it takes me out of the video.

    • @Fran-ss7wn
      @Fran-ss7wn Před 3 lety +75

      @@mattfowler7912 if you're looking for a serious game review, don't watch Pyro.

    • @mattfowler7912
      @mattfowler7912 Před 3 lety +13

      @@Fran-ss7wn I mean I'm not looking for a review... I preordered this game and have played it at least 5 times. I was interested in the discussion about the game and I like what he's highlighting about it. I'm just getting whiplash from being invested in him going through the game/what he liked and then some meme or reference that he stops for.

    • @mattfowler7912
      @mattfowler7912 Před 3 lety +3

      @erin That's a really fair reason for this type of video format. I probably wouldn't pay too much attention if it was a plain video over an hour. I wasn't trying to bash on pyro as much as just saying what didn't work for me and hurt my experience watching. Someone to compare him to is NakeyJakey who does have a fast editing style and jokes thrown in a lot, but his feel more connected to the video than some of the jokes I saw in this.

    • @dirtfriend
      @dirtfriend Před 3 lety +1

      @erin yeah as someone over the age of 12, pyro's crackhead editing is pretty obnoxious, but he has some interesting points about both the mechanical aspects of the gameplay as well as the philosophical aspect of the storyline and the growth of brody & co, but the video feels at odds with itself. it's jarring when he's trying to present a genuine analysis of a work of media while playing the funny bruh sound clip over and over on top of it

  • @xXjohnsmithXx
    @xXjohnsmithXx Před rokem +3

    still come back to this masterpiece every now and then

  • @TheW1sest
    @TheW1sest Před 2 lety +7506

    Jason’s descent into madness is literally what parents think will happen after 6 days of gaming

    • @TheyFrNamedMeBen
      @TheyFrNamedMeBen Před 2 lety +148

      The 40 y/o moms on candy crush level 327945 bouta commit a mass shooting 😂

    • @mrcricket8464
      @mrcricket8464 Před 2 lety +46

      Finally
      69 likes

    • @two-bit5702
      @two-bit5702 Před 2 lety +15

      @@TheyFrNamedMeBen they destroying earth and going for the rest of the solar system

    • @_Aidelweiss_
      @_Aidelweiss_ Před 2 lety +154

      i mean if you gaming for 6 days without a break that would probably happen

    • @spaceinvader9464
      @spaceinvader9464 Před 2 lety +53

      @@_Aidelweiss_ i agree but i think he means that he is still sleeping and eating and stuff