how LOUD am i?
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- čas přidán 27. 06. 2019
- I bought a decibel meter to see how loud I am AND ALSO how loud the entire world around me is! What's the loudest sound I can find? How loud can I scream? The results will SHOCK YOU!! Also it's my birthday.
- Komedie
It's my BIRTHDAY!! Thanks for all the happy birthday wishes and thanks for 24 Million Subscribers! If 24 million people all shouted at once how loud would that be...?
Happy Birthday!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
*_death_*
Markiplier happy birthday
HAPPY B DAY
So just to summarize:
*On the eve of his 30th birthday, Mark drives around, initially with no gas at all, all night with a sound meassurer, trying to determine the sound-intensity of some commonly found items.*
sounds like my kinda bday
This is why we subscribed
So basically this gets 300 likes and the birthday wishes and actually thoughtful comments get like 13... Wow the internet
YES!
It's not eve since he passed midnight
*crazy man shouts into black box for 17 and a half minutes on his birthday*
Good enough summary of the story
1,448,070 views
133K likes
"oh fuck it's a bomb"
if you believe in the multiverse theory, there's an alternative universe where that did explode and those were his last words on camera
Theres an alternate universe were you were never born
@@cybolic7967 yeah, i know that
and i kinda wanna be in that universe
the whole "there's a universe where you never existed" thing doesn't scare me a bit
it just kinda exists
there's all kinds of possible universes, and there's bound to be one that doesn't have me in it
and since i know i barely change anything now, i know that universe will be barely different at all
@@jockeyfield1954 hey you guys like pie 🥧
@@jonathanjimenez9414
There's an alternate universe where nobody likes pie and only you like it
@@electric_creeper 😰
Imagine going to your Highschool at the start of the year knowing Markiplier was right outside playing trumpet and throwing pop-its in his car.
I don´t even live in USA, and believe me when i say ... i get your feeling.
Oh it’s awesome as someone who went there :)
School attendence goes up 100%
Mark: "I am very smart"
Also Mark: *throwing explosives inside his car*
Oof
NerdGeekGamer lmao
2am in the morning:
Neighborhood: Who tf is driving around screaming???
Mark: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
Neighborhood: oh, it’s just Mark again
Mark:FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCKKK
""oh it's just mark"
Lmao, so true tho.
Mark: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
Neighborhood: Oh dear god..
Mark: YOU CLOSE?!
Me: *Unus Annus flashbacks*
RIP unnus annus
Same RIP
Rip Unus Annus
same :(
It's The Dance of Italy
Alternative title: Man shouts at Machine while driving and gets nostalgic, then makes us all cry.
True, true!
(Also, nice pfp XD)
@@bluebunanimates6590 the pfp is trash
@@tj-pj I know-
Bro, your pfp is TRASH (technically literaly trash)
@@Eternal_Sufferring I meaaannn you’re not wrong 🤌
Alternative Title: Middle aged man gets desperate for gas and gets nostalgia on a journey for a long cord for a volume measurer
Pornhub intro plays
Middle age is way younger wtf ^
middle-aged is 50
you trying to kill him already? jesus
He’s not even 35 yet
There he is
Middle of the night
Popping firecrackers and holding what looks like a bomb in a high school parking lot
Nothing suspicious here
Panzer Spark 😂😂😂
While blasting a trumpet
@@aidenmckibben6712 XD true
Mark has turned into Jason Dean from Heathers-
@@lee-annmccauley3185 D in J.D. stands not for "Dean", it stands for DARKIPLIER
Also "seventeen" is now "thirty" amirite lads or amirite lads
Mark: *screaming at the top of his lungs*
Jack: that’s cute.
Flamingo: amateurs
@@touyash 😂
@@touyash eh not rly he’s just annoying
Flamingo:ur all amateurs
@@touyash he annoyin asf
This is one of my favorite Markiplier videos. It's so simple, but it's so honest. It's just Mark driving around on his birthday and reminiscing about the old days. It feels oddly personal, like you're right there with him.
Oh yeah, I remember feeling that on the first night I saw this thing
Same
_the legend goes that if you return to that Walmart parking lot you can still hear markiplier’s muffled screams_
Legend has it that was the last thing they heard
so the Wal-Mart shut down
Nah thats just someone getting kidnapped
@@BASEDKAISER lol
It is scary
Markiplier: *gets really nostalgic*
Markiplier five seconds earlier whilst smacking the camera: YOU CLOSE!? YOU CLOSE!?
í fєlt víσlαtєd 😂
Burzum I wouldn’t have it any other way
TIMESTAMP PLS😂
God, your profile picture makes me depressed
@@oristeele9453 thy🥺
The fact that he spent that special moment at 5:36am with us passing on his wisdom.... thank you, mark..
-- a nervous 22-year-old
a nervous 25 years old : D 🥲
“Oh fuck, it’s a bomb” BEST Markiplier quote ever.
He must make it an hour verison of it
idk, him yelling SPOOD instead of SPEED in that one Speedrunners video from a few years ago was pretty good lol
There's so many good markiplier quotes
alternative title: 30 year old man having a midlife crisis because he didn't become an engineer and taking his crisis out on a confused decibel meter
😂😂
Lol
30 years old isn't midlife
👌😂
@@dubstaking2496 It is if you make enough mistakes...
The only noise in the universe that can reach 999 dB is the average scream of Jacksepticeye.
Also, Happy Birthday Mark!
Lol
I- I mean you’re not wrong...
You've never heard Miniladd get excited
TheEpicPotato agreed
@Let’s get to 999 subscribers for No reason I have no clue, I'm not kidding. I think I'm more surprised than you.
Mark: *violently assaults camera*
Mark 3 seconds later: *begins reflecting on his childhood*
13:00 don't... it still haunts me..
It was there... its been there this whole time...
The clock. Never. Stops.
Momento mori
@@p3nb3n don't.. I... it'll never be the same!
:,)
UNUS ANNUS
Mark
*celebrates his birthday by waiting until his time of birth and screaming into a decibel counter*
Happy birthday Mark
Video Days only the Mark way works for Mark and this is the Mark way
And he does this at 1:00 AM in the morning
Turns 30
Talks the words of elders
Does the actions of children
Learns like an adult
100% Markiplier
(Happy 30th birthday Mark)
J
Only mark
One word can say it all and he brings “ LOVE” to everyone. Even to the haters.
So true thou
This is easily one of my comfort videos of Mark cuz it honestly feels like we really are there with him, waiting for his birthday and stuff... I just find so much comfort in that ✨🌻
I love how mark makes a whole video just to get a cable so he can put the screen where he wants it
Mark: "I wanna test how loud I am!"
*Jacksepticeye would like to know your location*
Mark is now level 30 and unlocked midlife crisis with speaker
MPDeity you’ll never know when the middle of your lifetime will be cause people can die young- *I’ll leave now*
New subscriber here guys.. To all fans of Mark pls guys help me to Rich 1000 subscriber.. I'm from the Philippines ❤❤❤❤❤
@@krisviguie38 ok bro..
@@krisviguie38 😘😘
I come back here every once in a while when I think about life
Thanks Mark, even though you’ll never see this, for being there in the moments when I need to have a laugh, relax, and just think about life and everything
Thanks for all you do and how you’ve helped me
You’ll never know the impact you’ve had on my life
I'm so happy for you Mark. Self actualization must feel so great. I turned 30 last year (born 1990) and I'm nowhere near that. Not looking for sympathies, I just hope that, if you see this, you can appreciate yourself even more.
It's not vapid. You've shown us that super hard work is the only way to get where you wanna be. Good on you for trucking on for so long. I hope one day I can match your industry.
With love - a dear fan.
"My windows are so foggy people are gonna think i'm fOoOckin in here hEHeHeH-"
monika I love you profile pic
New subscriber here guys.. To all fans of Mark pls guys help me to Rich 1000 subscriber.. I'm from the Philippines ❤❤❤❤❤
*confused man plays with his decibel meter in public for 17 minutes straight*
Happy birthday.
At 1:30 in the morning
Happy Birthday Mark~☆ Thank you for being your awesome self~♡
*and has nostalgia trip
This feels like watching someone's snapchat story at 3am and everything's going wrong and they're just trying to do some stupid shit
**slapping noises** "You close? YOU CLOSE?!"
*sad unus annus noises* (and yes im aware unus annas didnt exist as the time but thats the exact thing he said in the edible slime video)
also this is very nice to watch
somehow wholesome
Mark: World Quietest Lets Play *EXISTS
Also Mark: CAN YOU HEAR ME!?!
I put hours of work into my videos so i'd truly appreciate it if you checked it out! :D Thank you truly to those which do!
Lol
@Sierra Faith Alrighty than, but I require a *lansnga and a sacrifice, for the " Ritual Of O'HISSURS".*
I can imagine walking by and seeing markiplier screaming _WHY DID YOU CHANGE_ in his car
Specifically at an empty Walmart parking lot
watching this as someone who is about to turn 20, it makes me feel okay and that its almost normal to not know who I am. I have no clue and it has always upset me but listening to this makes me feel better. A reminder that I am not alone and I am completely normal. Thank you
I recently turned 20 as well, and watching this is very comforting! Every time he gives his advice it makes me cry ;-;
3:25
*Markiplier casually asking a decibel meter if he's funny*
I was waiting for a bomb squad to just appear randomly and start screaming at mark.
Bomb squad:
“FREEZE! DROP THE BOMB!”
mark,looks at meter:
“Your loud.”
You’re*
Emily Rae lol I’m dying
What about my loud?
Hahahhahahahah
I'm freaking crying; my brain can't handle Mark going from exaggerated se x jokes to wholesome family-memories -> 8:03
OMG SAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *CRIES INTERNALLY*
Tears were going down my face, and then he starts yelling again😂😭😂
"I really like revisiting old memories. Nostalgia"
...Unus Annus, we can't really revisit that much :(
And yes, I know.
But. Unus Annus. :)
I love Mark's deep talks like he had here. Almost made me cry, man.
Markiplier`s last words: "oh frick its a bomb"
pretty sure he said 'fuck'...
When- like what time stamp--
@@lukewarmfishwater 0:20
@@misterb9833 a thank you sir
._.
*Police Officer:* "Good evening sir do you know why I pulled you over tonight?"
*Mark:* "I was screaming into the anus of a Decibel Meter."
*Police Officer:* "While...."
*Mark:* "While I was parked in a no-parking zone."
Mark: yeah but it's my birthday
Cop: oh happy birthday I'm still giving you a ticket though
cooldude56g ThAtS mark for you
THIS KILLED ME
You literally have made me cry at your advice, I needed that so badly. Thank you.
Happy 32ND birthday Mark!! Hope you get many birthday wishes and have a good day!! ☺️
Walmart: Closes, and is no longer 24 hours.
*Mark will remember that.*
wait is that an emily is away reference lol
TWE3T or is it a TWDG reference?🤔😂
New subscriber here guys.. To all fans of Mark pls guys help me to Rich 1000 subscriber.. I'm from the Philippines ❤❤❤❤❤
Show Moto my friend is in the philippines
Lol
This went from being a chaotic vlog to having a deep and meaningful purpose.
what else is youtube for!
Memes
It’s 2020 and this is STILL my favorite video! I think I can speak for us subscribers all when I say that, Mark, you are so appreciated and we are so happy you were born. You make this wild year of 2020 so much better
I needed this rn, thank you Mark for making this, and thank you CZcams for recommending.
Person: Driving by, acting normal
Wild Markiplier on his brithday: *Screams at machine in car in an empty parking lot*
Jacksepticeye should do this
Totally not suspicious
@@applepi215 *Not at all, especially with the welcoming thumbnail.*
I love how Markiplier just stalks people in the parking lot for a bit.
What an *epic* gamer move
It called *camping*
i would do the same who wouldn't?
Im gone do whats called a pro-gamer-move (Press E to execute)
Hi Magical
yea
i needed to hear the end of this today. thank you mark
I had no idea this was on his birthday. Why is this so sentimental. I've been following mark since I was a little kid, watching his fnaf videos, and watching him rage and have fun. He really raised me when my parents were fighting. He brought me through a lot of really tough times, like a constant state of depression. So thank you, Mark. For raising me in times my parents couldn't. And thank you for giving me something to look forward to every few days when I was very close to attempting. Thank you, Mark.
Imagine this video with Jacksepticeye
*999 please stop screaming Mr. Irish man*
I want to see this now
i was thinking the exact same thing, give that deciblometer to jack and see how loud he is
It'd probably break!
Cringey
(I know this is a joke, don’t woooosh me.) 999 decibels never happened in the universe before. The loudest sound on earth was the Krakatoa eruption, which literally killed people not by the lava, but the sound. The sound waves circled the earth four times. Anything over 200 decibels would kill a person. 999 would destroy the entire universe. NASA estimates the mass energy of the universe is 4x10 to the 69th power (I’m not kidding), and 999 decibels would create a black hole with more mass energy than that. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
It would break if Jack was around.
True
Vey true.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Lmaoo
YES
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! YOU CURE MY DEPRESSION!
Happy early or late birthday! Your words are always so nice to listen to. I too am just discovering what I am going to do since I am only 23. I know I have a lot of things to figure out after college like getting a job and knowing how I am going to grow my already 10 year old CZcams channel. It all comes down to taking steps that are either good or bad. That can shape you up as a person. Anyways! Have a beautiful 2021 year!
-10:51-
Mark:there’s deer! How loud are you??!
Deer: what the fu-
Mark: *drives off* ah, AH, AHHHH, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Hog-It Productions hahahahahahahhaahahahaha
Nobody:
Mark: *Sits in car screaming at a decibel meter until 5am in the morning for his own enjoyment*
Me: *Staying up to watch a video about a guy screaming at a decibel meter until 5am in the morning*
Also, happy birthday Mark. Congrats on making it to manhood finally.
Smigglebah2Gaming ya ever think who was the dude recording that was like “that’s a great idea”
@BananaSpy 20
What?
Smigglebah2Gaming that’s so me
"5am in the morning"
happy birthday mark love your videos
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARK
Mark: *always has gas in Don't Escape 4
Mark IRL: *has 0 miles*
At least he has tires IRL.
Video title: how LOUD am i?
Actual video: man ranting in car for 17 minutes
Lol
Mark: How loud am I
Jack: Are u challenging me?!
Aw this made me emotional man. Life can be so goddang hard and weird sometimes but I'm glad that somehow I've managed to come across your channel and you. Thank you, dude
Mark: A cops gonna pull me over thinking this is a speedometer
Also Mark: *FILMS WHILE DRIVING*
**Ears begin to bleed**
Oh you’re not that loud, Mark.
Hmm
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. SAAAAME
It's because you can't hear anymore
Anis BEng
Ah that makes sense
I watched this at 5 am, you're the best Mark! Happy birthday!
I love this video, manly his speech and I always go back to his speech whenever I feel lost
Imagine just meeting mark in an abandoned walmart parking lot at 1 am
perfect moment for kidnapping him
Thats some fanfic shit there man
σh, hαí mαrk
Worth it
Sounds like something I'd do.
0:17
Mark: confusion noises
Object: starts making angry noises
Mark: oH fUcK iTs A bOmB
Daisa bakudan bitesa dusto
I laughed so hard
XD
My 30th is in a week, and I couldn't agree more with your assessment, though I reached that conclusion on a vastly different path. If I've learned anything, it's that I still have a lot of learning to do, and a lot of work still ahead of me, but that's ok. As long as it's meaningful and with people I care about, I couldn't ask for more. 💜 Happy 30th birthday, a year and a half late. Lol
It’s nice seeing you take a trip down memory lane and the big talk. I loved it mark u gotta do this more. By another fan of yours
He’s 30 years old and still can’t manage his gas tank.
I’m sorry. ;-;
How darest thou
He was technically still 29 when that happened
Mark: "there's a deer!"
Also Mark: "How loud is it?"
*elon musk* deer HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
"how loud are you?" 😂 he asks as if the deer can answer
@@thors03 the deers a ghost
woooooooooooo
i would love to get whole videos of Mark just talking about his past and memories of his dad as his dad sounded very interesting to me
Every so often when I want to curl up and not be here anymore, I remember this video and I come back here and watch it again.
Thank you for this, you have saved me more times then I can ever admit.
Mark almost running out of gas made me feel like my phone was gonna die
Lmao
Horseless Headman my phone was gonna die it is at 1%
My phone is very low i wonder if i can finish this sentenc-
Leumaz Dnazor 😂
@@loadsofeggs8945 it is not dead because your Watching markiplier
This video should be called "Everywhere is closed" 😂
xd
Yes XD
@@KennyLastname that aged so fucking well
@@SxlentVal this aged so well
dude you gotta do more of these car videos. they're so personal and... you. they are so intimate and we get to kn ow who you are as a person rather than just a youtuber
Pretty quite, like a deer, btw Happy Birthday Mark, I am happy watching your old videos man, they make me happy, and I think that you are happy right now too.
Mark: locks Amy out on accident.
Amy: sleeps in van.
(Next night)
Amy: locks mark out on purpose.
Mark:...guess I'm making a video!!
Talon Christopher you’re kidding right lol
@@harrambou9468 yeah about the 2nd part lol
@Izzy7006 than please like it cuz if rather it not be triple 6's
@Izzy7006 I could just like it myself but I don't wanna be that guy lol
Next video: how LOUD am i? ft. Jack and Felix
👏MEME👏REVIEW👏
I don't think we could survive that, our ears are not made for such loudness XD
Jack:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--*breaks it* ....oops. YOUR TURN FELIX!
@@mackenzielawrence1748 pffft- I want this to happen 🤣🤣
Careful, Sean might break it
Happy Birthday Mark!
This man will one day create a movement. That will affect many people and I’m proud to have been a part of it. It has inspired me and will forever do so. I really appreciate what you did for me mark. No words can express how much you affected me. Thank you from the bottom of my heart.
Unus Annus
Memento mori
"Oh f**k it's a bomb!"
-Markiplier 2019
AND SO I BUILT A BOMB
Out of pure curiosity, did you read my comment?
@@Bombshel5k Nope. Didn't read any of them except Mark's because it was pinned. I made this comment as I was leaving my house.
@@ThatWolficorn Oh ok, I had a comment like this that's the only reason why I thought you saw mine, sorry bout that.
*bomb has been planet*
Imagine if Jack had this
Device: *Explodes*
Creepy Pirate reeee kid would definitely break the machine
Lol
you havent seen MiniLadd
Hotel: Trivago
Omg, soo true. lol
I know its 2021 but I wanted to revisit this because it gives me good memories, I can relate to how it feels like being nostalgic and remembering the good times we all only live once so make the most of it while you can!
happy birthday mark!
I love how this is how he celebrates his birthday. Having fun and being nostalgic. We love a 30 year old man who still has fun
69 likes
Lol
You make him sound like he's old lmao 😂
Mark suddenly having a mission impossible moment trying to find gas
This whole video is wholesome content and screaming
Awwww, mark, happy very late birthday you awesome person
Happy birthday Mark!😊
[Breaking news]
-Random youtuber screams at walmart in a car while having no gas
[Breaking News]
a random youtuber just experienced a abonded Street
Mark: _goes out of his way to get a 4 foot chord_
Also Mark: *holds it anyway*
Brielle Neels nigaddja
i literally laughed hard when he said "oh f*** its a bomb"
i came here for loudness and i got wholesomeness man :,)) love you mark
Imagine driving past a school and seeing a guy in his car at 3:00am playing the trumpet 😂
Maddy D imagine driving around and seeing a random dude throwing pop-its at the dash of his car
Do you know the movie
The House With A Clock Inside?
Or in it's walls? I dont remember the title
@@abigduck4943 I've heard of it, but haven't seen it. Why? Don't tell me there's a car-trumpet scene 😂
brod5380 brod5380 That’s fair
Paranormal Investigators: We didn’t find any evidence of ghostly activity.
Mark: Hold my decibel meter.
This is such a relaxing and cozy video, while being a little sad aswell... It felt like a real roadtrip late at night, like i was along for the ride.