Markiplier EXPOSED for his LIES!!

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  • My "FRIENDS" put my lies to the test... let's see if my excuses can make up for all my broken promises.
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  • @dogtaghope3982
    @dogtaghope3982 Před 5 lety +2882

    16:28 Mark: I am a man
    Me: With F I V E O V E N S

  • @keith9379
    @keith9379 Před 4 lety +4088

    25 minutes of wondering if ethan worked for the cia and has interrogated/tortured people before because he seems way too comfortable with this and also seems to be having a lot of evil fun

    • @ethanmcfarland8240
      @ethanmcfarland8240 Před 4 lety +26

      Ethan is a patriot lol

    • @monsepaz6661
      @monsepaz6661 Před 4 lety +5

      @@ethanmcfarland8240 really?:(

    • @ethanmcfarland8240
      @ethanmcfarland8240 Před 4 lety +18

      monse paz
      Lol no it’s a CIA jole

    • @toybonnie3902
      @toybonnie3902 Před 4 lety +50

      I mean mark always picks on Ethan so why wouldn't he have fun

    • @Alonzi.
      @Alonzi. Před 4 lety +3

      Ryan Harrington Makeup oh that’s obvious, what we REALLY need to be looking into is if he had a hand in stopping 911

  • @kingofbirds
    @kingofbirds Před 3 lety +2532

    Mark's not a masochist, he just wants to see if his body can handle it.

  • @MoonFaerie19
    @MoonFaerie19 Před 4 lety +3586

    Ethan: sadist
    Mark: masochist
    Tyler: cutest

    • @Fuyuko-Yuki
      @Fuyuko-Yuki Před 3 lety +190

      Mark just wanted know if his body could take it, “but not because he’s a masochist”

    • @adrianugh4689
      @adrianugh4689 Před 3 lety +140

      I don’t think Ethan was originally a sadist but he’s been with Mark and been friends with Mark who is a masochist for so long and Mark has been asking him to hurt him for so long that overtime he’s just became a sadist

    • @whish67
      @whish67 Před 3 lety +108

      @@adrianugh4689 Ethan now just wants to see if Mark can take it... not because he's a sadist.

    • @BramLastname
      @BramLastname Před 3 lety +30

      At least Tyler is a fair arbiter.

    • @theaccountantbehindtheslau3959
      @theaccountantbehindtheslau3959 Před 3 lety +10

      @@whish67
      Let's go spam Ethan's livestreams saying he's a sadist.

  • @LaoliFin
    @LaoliFin Před 5 lety +7701

    Mark's every excuse: "Alright, listen-"

  • @huggniceman4975
    @huggniceman4975 Před 4 lety +2880

    Ethan: "....okay but where's the German"
    Mark: "okay wait hang on"

    • @tt-mc3iq
      @tt-mc3iq Před 4 lety +165

      I think Ethan was possessed by the Duolinguo bird

    • @anonymouscaller9555
      @anonymouscaller9555 Před 4 lety +10

      @@tt-mc3iq I agree

    • @kingsoap5815
      @kingsoap5815 Před 3 lety +7

      I think you should've said"bUt wHeRe iS tHe GeRmaN.

    • @UsernotFound2018
      @UsernotFound2018 Před rokem +1

      @@kingsoap5815 Yeah but then will remove the intemidation from "Were's the german"

  • @roblob6103
    @roblob6103 Před 4 lety +1706

    *Mark:* "I always do everything original-"
    *Pam:* "This is an ice bucket challenge in a bathroom."

  • @sprite3069
    @sprite3069 Před 3 lety +600

    The masochist is slowly turning all his friends into sadists

    • @NateSchulte
      @NateSchulte Před 3 lety +21

      He's been doing that for years; arguably not too long after his channel blew up in popularity

    • @lapislazuli06
      @lapislazuli06 Před 2 lety +3

      I mean everyone is watching and enjoying this! 😂

    • @callummcneill6266
      @callummcneill6266 Před 2 lety +12

      Mark is not a masochist. He just wants to see if his body can handle it.

    • @Penny_Lively_17
      @Penny_Lively_17 Před 2 lety +4

      And apparently viewers 😂 the amount of comments I've seen man

  • @SkyfurDaCat89
    @SkyfurDaCat89 Před 5 lety +2571

    Mark exposed for lies?
    No no no no... This is Mark being tortured by his friends for 26 minutes lmfao

  • @nuggetvonmattenhorn7216
    @nuggetvonmattenhorn7216 Před 5 lety +4763

    Alternate title: Ethan being a sadist for like thirty minutes

    • @co5micwaffle742
      @co5micwaffle742 Před 4 lety +244

      Markiplier: "I'M NOT A MASOCHIST, I PROMISE"
      -Every single Unus Annus video

    • @DeerCop
      @DeerCop Před 4 lety +17

      Ur profile pic reminds me of kwite...

    • @jesster5735
      @jesster5735 Před 4 lety +40

      @@co5micwaffle742 I accidentally clicked on this video and I can't believe I found an unus annus coment, April 2 2020

    • @martini6068
      @martini6068 Před 4 lety +64

      Nugget Von Mattenhorn The sadist, the masochist, and the executioner.

    • @flatbread6252
      @flatbread6252 Před 4 lety +11

      Additional part, and Mark is tortured for the time.

  • @novasommer9694
    @novasommer9694 Před 4 lety +1413

    mark: talking about being able to connect with his family in Korean
    ethan:
    okay but where’s the German?

    • @GuyMaleMan
      @GuyMaleMan Před 2 lety +5

      That is something ive always wondered about

    • @CaLypSO4456
      @CaLypSO4456 Před rokem

      They are both extremely hard to learn lolz

  • @roblob6103
    @roblob6103 Před 4 lety +445

    *Ethan:* _"Now I remember vividly-"_
    *Mark: "ALRIGHT LISTEN!"*

  • @coconutshook
    @coconutshook Před 4 lety +2030

    " Ask Chica." Said Ethan with all seriousness in his voice like Chica can actually give a definite answer.

  • @kattm.4114
    @kattm.4114 Před 5 lety +7358

    Ya know, it's kinda scary how good Ethan is at this. Like..
    _has he done this before?_

    • @greenxlady4585
      @greenxlady4585 Před 5 lety +534

      -Kattune- Plot twist: Ethan actually is a secret agent and spends his time torturing people to get answers out of them.

    • @GODOFAWSOMENESS1
      @GODOFAWSOMENESS1 Před 5 lety +94

      Green x Lady who doesn’t know that?

    • @hereticwaffle5514
      @hereticwaffle5514 Před 5 lety +187

      -Kattune- we don’t talk about his time in the service. He doesn’t like it.

    • @madmouse1016
      @madmouse1016 Před 5 lety +119

      *PLOT TWIST!*
      Ethan is part of the Mafia!

    • @aurorabarnwell1108
      @aurorabarnwell1108 Před 5 lety +61

      Blank game plays has no remorse or mercy for anyone since dark made him(with anti) and he gets revenge.

  • @soniediganter3888
    @soniediganter3888 Před 4 lety +623

    I swear Ethan and Tyler were trained in torture and interrogation by the CIA, and they didn't have another oppertunity to use their training

    • @americankid7782
      @americankid7782 Před 3 lety +22

      Or they are actually natural torture artists and we should train them

  • @deceptionfruit7252
    @deceptionfruit7252 Před 3 lety +254

    Mark: I hope the spider I flushed down here doesn’t crawl back up
    Ethan: looks over quickly with panic at the drain.

    • @MartiniMouse
      @MartiniMouse Před 3 lety +9

      Ethan is Spider-Man and has a lingering fear of spiders obviously

  • @socks72
    @socks72 Před 5 lety +3125

    In a alternate universe, Ethan and Tyler would make a great super villain duo
    Edit: Can’t believe I predicted half of Unus Annus

  • @unsuspiciousdweller8967
    @unsuspiciousdweller8967 Před 5 lety +1488

    Mark: I admitted it, shouldn't that count for something?
    Everyone: NO!!!

  • @Alonzi.
    @Alonzi. Před 4 lety +308

    I accidentally watched this with my 7 year old sister and she got visibly upset and said that “they are hurting mark”
    I had to try and convince her that mark was ok and it was a joke

    • @Essendiinanis
      @Essendiinanis Před 3 lety +9

      Well did you calm her down?

    • @Alonzi.
      @Alonzi. Před 3 lety +12

      The official Jude Corp CZcams Channel eventually yes 😂

    • @dantedevante3598
      @dantedevante3598 Před 3 lety +32

      @@Alonzi. That's sweet, I myself started watching Mark when I was around 10. He's definitely not a "Kid-friendly channel" But he's a pretty epic role model, and good dude in general, cool that you've introduced him to her.

    • @Alonzi.
      @Alonzi. Před 3 lety +25

      @@dantedevante3598 yeah, she doesnt get a lot of the jokes but she always demands we watch him , 100% agree

    • @CaLypSO4456
      @CaLypSO4456 Před rokem +3

      Poor thing😭 but also, kinda funny 😂😅

  • @thatdeepdoge8511
    @thatdeepdoge8511 Před 3 lety +257

    "I want to be honest cause I'm an Annus..." Oh boy that aged well

  • @robopantzable
    @robopantzable Před 5 lety +859

    Ethan The Judge, Audience The Jury, Tyler The Executioner, Mark The Accused

  • @SPcamert
    @SPcamert Před 5 lety +4734

    Plot Twist: The water is warm and the ice cubes are plastic and the lies continue.

    • @chloep5237
      @chloep5237 Před 5 lety +63

      😮

    • @rjgraylight
      @rjgraylight Před 5 lety +39

      Ooooooooohhh!!!!!

    • @garimanigam2322
      @garimanigam2322 Před 5 lety +27

      how do u know?

    • @Dartchone
      @Dartchone Před 5 lety +171

      While that would be distinctly unlike markiplier that would fit thematicly with the video

    • @mr.almond6318
      @mr.almond6318 Před 5 lety +217

      @@Dartchone no it's actually lava painted clear and the ice is actually metal and a toddlers secretly punching him in the balls shshshshh

  • @rpv4109
    @rpv4109 Před 4 lety +150

    Markiplier: I am an original content CZcamsr.
    Pam: this is an ice bucket challenge in a bathroom
    Everyone: *silent*

  • @naikosei1585
    @naikosei1585 Před 4 lety +119

    I love how mark’s shirt gradually changed from “stand up to cancer” to just “to cancer”

  • @Ashtora
    @Ashtora Před 5 lety +1744

    *won't eat a ghost pepper every day for health concerns*
    *risks hypothermia by getting ice poured on him and sitting in it for at least 30 minutes*

    • @KamenRiderRaiden
      @KamenRiderRaiden Před 5 lety +108

      You can fix hypothermia *A LOT* easier than if your stomach lining is like swiss cheese

    • @nameshoward564
      @nameshoward564 Před 4 lety +15

      @@seleneafton8720 You understand that hypothermia can kill you?

    • @strawberrybrite712
      @strawberrybrite712 Před 4 lety +5

      Ice, ice, MARKI!

    • @DemonGamingLLC
      @DemonGamingLLC Před 4 lety +5

      Sultan Jesusweed hypothermia isn’t as severe as eating spicy food like that for someone like me at least.

    • @Sk8rGamer
      @Sk8rGamer Před 4 lety +24

      @@nameshoward564 You understand a hole in your stomach can kill you?

  • @dubbydapanda7189
    @dubbydapanda7189 Před 5 lety +2161

    Tyler: This is a bucket.
    Mark: Dear God!
    Tyler: There's more! (full of ice)
    Mark: Noo!

    • @AetharWolf
      @AetharWolf Před 4 lety +51

      Tyler's a spy confirmed.

    • @unbanrofellos5786
      @unbanrofellos5786 Před 4 lety +8

      Lol well done

    • @Hjhugj
      @Hjhugj Před 4 lety +1

      ouch

    • @EmilyMedlin
      @EmilyMedlin Před 4 lety +4

      Jokes on your the ice Cubs are said to be plastic but still . Ouch

    • @pischpilot
      @pischpilot Před 3 lety +3

      Mark: Gentlemen synchronise your death watches.

  • @jiggy247bp8
    @jiggy247bp8 Před 3 lety +100

    Welp, he kept the promise of Unus Annus, so there's that I guess

  • @getdistractedlol4203
    @getdistractedlol4203 Před 4 lety +218

    Alternate Title:
    Markiplier Makes: Excuses for his sins

    • @maskplayer60
      @maskplayer60 Před 3 lety +9

      - and Ethan and Tyler uses their CIA training to get the answers out of him

    • @AmericanMetalhead100
      @AmericanMetalhead100 Před 2 lety +1

      CRIMINALLY underrated comment.

  • @mutantmaster1
    @mutantmaster1 Před 5 lety +450

    Korean-German tortured for information, 1950's, colored

  • @keegancolby136
    @keegancolby136 Před 5 lety +1002

    "I hope that spider that I flushed down doesn't crawl back up."
    Ethan: * looks at drain *

    • @neoshadow3669
      @neoshadow3669 Před 5 lety +8

      i actually did that once

    • @shadower227
      @shadower227 Před 5 lety +11

      Up came the sun and dried up all the water so the itsy bitsy spider went up to Marks Lap

    • @nhungly1871
      @nhungly1871 Před 5 lety +2

      I liked the 665 and turned it to 666 :) yay

  • @gabriellockwood2780
    @gabriellockwood2780 Před 4 lety +181

    Mark: "I'm an original content kind of guy-"
    ...
    Pam: "This is an ibc in a bathroom."
    * stunned silence for a second *

  • @gabriellayates8644
    @gabriellayates8644 Před 3 lety +174

    Imagine if he went back to Cincinnati.... We wouldn't have had Unus Annus

    • @user-zm3bc8ng6m
      @user-zm3bc8ng6m Před 3 lety +5

      I want him to stay but its his choice and I respect him for that. I live in L.A and I just want a chance to see Mark at least once

    • @Shadow497Knight
      @Shadow497Knight Před 3 lety +10

      Boom, butterfly effect
      -Chris, from Until Dawn

    • @teethium5748
      @teethium5748 Před 3 lety +2

      that thought i’d absolutely terrifying. how many people wouldn’t have lived through the past year (including me) if it didn’t happen

  • @mr.w1779
    @mr.w1779 Před 5 lety +1611

    Ethan: I'm referring to vanish.
    Mark:*Triggered* I BEAT VANISH!

    • @NateSchulte
      @NateSchulte Před 5 lety +84

      The only time he went stone cold serious

    • @diablorises
      @diablorises Před 4 lety +18

      @@NateSchulte I can't tell if you are being punny. If so, good job!

    • @Revenent666
      @Revenent666 Před 4 lety +8

      He beat the easier updated version, not the original.

    • @jaceshower4704
      @jaceshower4704 Před 4 lety +4

      There was also enter the Gungeon he said he would finish

    • @silentj624
      @silentj624 Před 4 lety +2

      i was waiting for crash bandicoot honestly. LOL

  • @diablorises
    @diablorises Před 5 lety +2753

    "Where's the money Lebowski?!?"
    Thank you Ethan.

  • @annabartter1797
    @annabartter1797 Před 4 lety +128

    Everyone’s talking about Ethan’s Interrogation skills but I want to know where the Pizza come from 19:01

    • @snovaspectre2
      @snovaspectre2 Před 3 lety +3

      Probably a pizza place

    • @dragonladyisrose7350
      @dragonladyisrose7350 Před 3 lety +1

      It looked like little caesars which made me really really want little caesars pizza as soon as I possibly am able.

  • @sodapopx
    @sodapopx Před 3 lety +36

    Tyler in a completely calm voice: "we need a refill"
    Mark: *dying in the background*

  • @maruthehedgehog_Choasblast03

    21:08
    "I am an introvert"
    GOOD EXCUSE!!!!

  • @emmakate9635
    @emmakate9635 Před 4 lety +989

    “B-b-b-but I lived on a hill.” That is my type of excuse.

    • @NateSchulte
      @NateSchulte Před 4 lety +8

      I saw your comment right as the moment played

    • @lizzyjamieson2630
      @lizzyjamieson2630 Před 3 lety +4

      @@NateSchulte I saw YOUR comment when I was about to comment that I read their comment when it happened

  • @zappist7622
    @zappist7622 Před 3 lety +50

    Mark: I want to be Honest because I'm an Annus! 13:36
    Me: The prophecy!

  • @RedTaj
    @RedTaj Před 3 lety +48

    Don't worry about him guys, he just wanted to know how much his body could handle.

  • @JustLen
    @JustLen Před 5 lety +9767

    Uh Oh. Looks like Marliplier isn't keeping to his promises and commitments. Let's motivate him with a Controlled Shock!

    • @gabrielathomas4783
      @gabrielathomas4783 Před 5 lety +190

      I love this fnaf reference it's amazing

    • @sasalol4724
      @sasalol4724 Před 5 lety +161

      Oh Mark! Don’t lie to us.
      Let’s zap him!!!
      Should be fun...

    • @MelodyDeLune
      @MelodyDeLune Před 5 lety +68

      Shocking isnt it

    • @jojoseesaw8441
      @jojoseesaw8441 Před 5 lety +46

      "Aww Mark, don't be sad, here-- **glitchy BZZZT**" shocked

    • @a_j_all_day7382
      @a_j_all_day7382 Před 5 lety +66

      WHAT!? WHY WOULD I DO THAT!? I DONT WANT DANCY PANT TO BE MAD AT ME

  • @GalesAdventures
    @GalesAdventures Před 4 lety +2121

    I JUST GOT AN AD ON THIS VIDEO FOR THE TACTICAL SHOVEL

  • @kittenkommentries5796
    @kittenkommentries5796 Před 3 lety +70

    Mark: I am very charismatic
    Also Mark: Well.......the thing is *breaks out laughing*

  • @Max-Parker-Buxton
    @Max-Parker-Buxton Před 4 lety +100

    Ethan is such a sweetheart in every video and then you watch this video and it's just S A D I S T I C E T H A N

  • @ibrahimaiad8223
    @ibrahimaiad8223 Před 5 lety +392

    “Okay but where’s the German “
    Best line 2018

    • @JonathanRivera-yf6op
      @JonathanRivera-yf6op Před 5 lety +14

      Mark: "I am an original content kind of guy. I always post original conten-"
      Pan: "This is an ice bucket challenge in a bathroom"
      Mark: *Deer in headlights look*

    • @emeraldone530
      @emeraldone530 Před 5 lety +2

      Oh they are over there scheming up WW3 with Italy and Hungary
      Edit: I'm aware this is out of context

    • @tajaypalmer1396
      @tajaypalmer1396 Před 5 lety +3

      I'd rather speak a language to talk to family no problem

  • @kiyubiohazard1493
    @kiyubiohazard1493 Před 5 lety +429

    5:17 Ethan turned into the Duolingo bird XD

    • @ryansalmon6411
      @ryansalmon6411 Před 5 lety +22

      omg my Duolingo won't shut the hell up about my Irish progress. YES, I KNOW I HAVEN'T TOUCHED IT IN MONTHS! SHUT UP YOU DAMN BIRD!

    • @systematicgem
      @systematicgem Před 4 lety +2

      He really did tho

    • @clownjuice4617
      @clownjuice4617 Před 4 lety +5

      i wanna like this comment but it’s at 69

    • @stingerjohnny9951
      @stingerjohnny9951 Před 4 lety +1

      Kiwi Lol NOW BEG FOR YOUR LIFE IN SPANISH!!!

    • @gabshickey9743
      @gabshickey9743 Před 4 lety

      Yeah, He did!! 🤣

  • @bigchez2342
    @bigchez2342 Před 4 lety +32

    I like how it seems almost like if you take this out of context and remove the intro, it could look like Ethan and Tyler have just kidnapped Mark

  • @alexanderchristopher4151
    @alexanderchristopher4151 Před 3 lety +67

    Markiplier: I'm not a masochist, I just want to know my limits.

  • @moderatelyamusing94
    @moderatelyamusing94 Před 5 lety +586

    The true crime is Mark lied to Chica

  • @BK-xg3mw
    @BK-xg3mw Před 4 lety +3772

    The FBI guy watching through Ethan's laptop must be so concerned

    • @pikachu7054
      @pikachu7054 Před 4 lety +50

      I don’t mean to judge but it is the NSA who are the ones who monitor these things

    • @bigbird8592
      @bigbird8592 Před 4 lety +46

      One time I said to Siri “hello idk which NSA agent is assigned to me but whoever you are I hope you’re having a nice day”

    • @bigbird8592
      @bigbird8592 Před 4 lety +10

      Lol I wonder if it made their day better

    • @moonmagic17484
      @moonmagic17484 Před 4 lety +38

      I like to think of some frazzled NSA agent getting all upset and being like “ How DARE they say FBI!” Lol

    • @coxucker3150
      @coxucker3150 Před 4 lety +4

      Ik lmao

  • @bri5033
    @bri5033 Před 4 lety +185

    Ah, the good old days when Ethan had hair...

  • @getdistractedlol4203
    @getdistractedlol4203 Před 4 lety +36

    i like how Mark’s own gf, Amy, wants him to get dunked.
    Timestamp: 9:40

  • @silverhawk6748
    @silverhawk6748 Před 5 lety +781

    Mark: I am an original content kind of
    Pam: This is an ice bucket challenge in a bathroom
    Mark thinks: oh shit she's right

    • @keyboardwarrior6413
      @keyboardwarrior6413 Před 4 lety +1

      SILVER HAWK hey I’ve never seen one of those so I’d say it’s original😂

  • @swimmyswim417
    @swimmyswim417 Před 5 lety +709

    24:36 watching Mark break down and scream “IM A BAD CZcamsR!!”

    • @fishnewt1331
      @fishnewt1331 Před 5 lety +38

      madgirlmuahaha: The moment Mark realized just how screwed he really is. I was rooting for Tyler to make him pay as he tried to weasel his way out of his promises, so I was satisfied in the end.

    • @MrGunar22
      @MrGunar22 Před 5 lety +49

      But gotta love the attempt at standing back up for himself
      25:02 "Well fuck you, then."

    • @spicysnowman8886
      @spicysnowman8886 Před 4 lety

      @@fishnewt1331 I think that he really does try his best though

    • @fishnewt1331
      @fishnewt1331 Před 4 lety

      Kitty Cat: I wasn’t being serious about it. Just really in-character, where Mark is literally being interrogated for forgotten promises. It’s real funny

    • @spicysnowman8886
      @spicysnowman8886 Před 4 lety

      @@fishnewt1331 I figured just wanted to say

  • @typicalfangirl9891
    @typicalfangirl9891 Před 3 lety +30

    Ethan and Tyler: *torturing mark*
    Chat: *evil laughter*
    Mark: *DYING IN THE CORNER AND NO ONE CARES*

  • @kylewaterfeld2845
    @kylewaterfeld2845 Před 3 lety +27

    Mark: starts panicking
    Also mark: its wades fault

  • @voidnoidoid
    @voidnoidoid Před 5 lety +1723

    MARK, GIVE US A POLE DANCING VIDEO FEATURING ETHAN AND TYLER
    P L E A S E

  • @Parker_Lot
    @Parker_Lot Před 5 lety +672

    *iIiIiI'MmmMM A BAaAaD yOuTUbERrR*
    *throws water on him*

  • @ExactlySandwich
    @ExactlySandwich Před 4 lety +29

    13:36
    "I wanna be honest 'cause I'm an honest- *HEAUEGH?* :D"

  • @quinnlynnpaton2973
    @quinnlynnpaton2973 Před 4 lety +207

    The ending kinda made me sad, it's like watching a puppy drown. Mark takes on so many tasks and sets such high expectations for himself. Speaking as someone who also sets my own goals too high, just failing can create such a cloud of failure above your own head. Fearing that you will never be good enough for the people around you, knowing you could do better if only you tried just a l i t t l e harder. Funny video overall though, I like how passionate Tyler seemed to be about wanting to pole dance. 10/10

    • @rockycuro7737
      @rockycuro7737 Před 3 lety +14

      Don't feel sorry, he asked for this, let him suffer.

    • @ZaxorVonSkyler
      @ZaxorVonSkyler Před 3 lety +5

      Then he shouldn't have made the promises to others in the first place. He should have just planned those things to himself and do them when he can.

    • @alexplaysminc.-.5922
      @alexplaysminc.-.5922 Před 3 lety +8

      @@ZaxorVonSkyler Hm, true. Although it also makes sense why some of those promises didn't get fulfilled. Sometimes, when you made a passing remark- or a promise- you didn't think far enough about the repercussions of those promises if they are fulfilled, like disrupting your daily life or needing more allocated time than you planned or getting in the way of more exciting/better projects.
      Best way to avoid this is just avoid saying 'swear' or 'promise' and don't make a new year resolution, I guess.

  • @Ari-xg8jp
    @Ari-xg8jp Před 5 lety +2155

    Markiplier makes: pizza
    Markiplier makes: cake
    Markiplier makes: art
    Markiplier makes: pancakes
    Markiplier makes: excuses
    Edit: Wow guys 4 weeks and 1.7k likes. Thanks for thinking I'm funny XD

  • @SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial
    @SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial Před 5 lety +3830

    I need more Ethan interrogating people videos.

    • @kresnik694
      @kresnik694 Před 5 lety +4

      Sorry but I hit the red button

    • @Todesnuss
      @Todesnuss Před 5 lety +35

      They should just make this into a format they do with other youtubers. Would also solve the whole collab issue. I think Mark interrogating people would be fun too.

    • @Nidw44
      @Nidw44 Před 5 lety +5

      Most beautiful video ever

    • @SonicDestroyer12
      @SonicDestroyer12 Před 5 lety +44

      Good Crank, Bad Crank. Episode 1: Markiliar

    • @mikhayla8485
      @mikhayla8485 Před 5 lety +9

      OMG RIGHT?!?! Ethan is hilarious when he interigates people 😂

  • @VaporizerMallows
    @VaporizerMallows Před 3 lety +9

    the way his eyes change from tortured grief to "I don't want to die" at 25:40

  • @evilpompom
    @evilpompom Před 3 lety +20

    Ethan is so loving this 😆 That soft deceiving voice "What happened to learning German Mark?" 😂

  • @ArcaneNiles17
    @ArcaneNiles17 Před 4 lety +1746

    Video: exposing Mark for his lies
    Truth: Ethan and Tyler getting revenge for all the torture from past videos.
    Trooth: Ethan specifically getting revenge for the egg video.

    • @aktvxs
      @aktvxs Před 3 lety +3

      dillon the hacker: "exposes mark" gets sued.

    • @aktvxs
      @aktvxs Před 3 lety +1

      oh and the funny thing is he is in college the dude.

    • @-rin2836
      @-rin2836 Před 3 lety +3

      Nilum Miller Troof

    • @thischanneldiedlol2234
      @thischanneldiedlol2234 Před 3 lety +3

      More trooth: Ethan and Tyler’s revenge on every challenge they were _abused_ in

    • @edwardgodbold7643
      @edwardgodbold7643 Před 3 lety +2

      I'm still waiting for the troof.

  • @moondrop784
    @moondrop784 Před 5 lety +446

    this is essentially "boy yells at man and has larger man pour water on him for not being committed"

  • @Ben-gh8pz
    @Ben-gh8pz Před 4 lety +20

    Mark in his trembling voice: "I am a bad CZcamsr and a bad friend, and I am trying my best"
    Me: *actually sympathized*
    Ethan: "I don't know if that's trying your best"
    Mark: "Well fuck you then"
    Me: "RAM HIM WITH MORE ICE"

  • @orchidxsaber
    @orchidxsaber Před 4 lety +27

    Alternative title: Mark screams but for 26 minutes while fearing his closest friends

  • @thingsthatgobomb
    @thingsthatgobomb Před 4 lety +766

    Mark looks so small compared to wingus and dingus

    • @Myne33
      @Myne33 Před 4 lety +9

      ThingsThatGoBomb isn’t that bob and wade?

    • @agentbaguette1519
      @agentbaguette1519 Před 4 lety +46

      @@Myne33 They're Bubba and Wubba.

    • @reydragonclaw1128
      @reydragonclaw1128 Před 4 lety +23

      Well, when you're cowering from somebody causing you harm you usually appear smaller.

    • @valgb77
      @valgb77 Před 4 lety +2

      Uke mark confirmed?

    • @l.a._.pineapple722
      @l.a._.pineapple722 Před 4 lety +1

      don't eat me • 8 years ago your username confuses me xD

  • @videodays6652
    @videodays6652 Před 5 lety +409

    Mark: WELL THERE’S A SPECIFIC TIME AND PLACE-
    Me: *ice him*

  • @hiasina6259
    @hiasina6259 Před 4 lety +38

    Alternate title: Ethan getting revenge on Mark

  • @avanomura1342
    @avanomura1342 Před 3 lety +41

    11:11
    mark: here’s the tea.
    ethan: adorable giggles

  • @berzerk6950
    @berzerk6950 Před 5 lety +1234

    Makr: I am an original content creator kinda guy
    Pam: this is an ice bucket challenge in a bathroom
    OoooooooOOOOOHHHU

    • @LAZYNOOB-jf1oq
      @LAZYNOOB-jf1oq Před 5 lety +18

      Mark: O-O

    • @beebupp
      @beebupp Před 5 lety +11

      Ice bucket challenge that lowers your self esteem XD

    • @laopi28
      @laopi28 Před 5 lety +7

      He also does the try not to laugh challenge 😂

    • @FireWolf583
      @FireWolf583 Před 5 lety

      Also doed try not to laugh challenge, would you rather, let's not mention all the other games he played around the same time as other youtubers

    • @SageSchispell
      @SageSchispell Před 5 lety +4

      I love how Mark just stares for 5 seconds and then goes: "I- *busts out laughing nervously*

  • @rwnmrr
    @rwnmrr Před 5 lety +733

    This feels like I’m witnessing a kidnapping and interrogation.

    • @Fickji
      @Fickji Před 5 lety +17

      2014 - the Ice Bucket Challenge
      2018 - the Ice Torture Challenge
      2022 - the Ice ??? Challenge

    • @jackthorton10
      @jackthorton10 Před 5 lety +4

      In what part is considered a good challenge this is murder

    • @sim9454
      @sim9454 Před 5 lety +14

      WHERES THE MONEY LEBOWSKI

    • @MegaJohnization
      @MegaJohnization Před 5 lety +3

      Where's the money, Lebowski?

    • @OmeCoatl054
      @OmeCoatl054 Před 5 lety +1

      @@Fickji water board

  • @ambers1002
    @ambers1002 Před 4 lety +49

    Mark: I'm an original content kinda guy...
    Also Mark: Plays Minecraft in 2020

  • @BellaDona1750
    @BellaDona1750 Před 3 lety +13

    I love how this started as "Mark trying to convince the fans of a good excuse" and ended as "Eef and Tyler torturing Mark"

  • @Cyber_Akuma
    @Cyber_Akuma Před 4 lety +651

    I just find it amusing that his shirt changed from saying "Stand Up To Cancer" to just "To Cancer" after it had gotten wet.

  • @oufgrgn5308
    @oufgrgn5308 Před 5 lety +537

    Tune in next time to see markiplier recovering from hypothermia

  • @Achilles_Reel_Cinema
    @Achilles_Reel_Cinema Před 2 lety +18

    Mark : “people mistake me for some sort of a masochist, and that’s not true”
    Also Mark : 15:39

    • @KatAtaK.
      @KatAtaK. Před rokem +1

      I was literally searching all throughout the comments to find someone pointing this out... Laughing my ass off rn LMAO

  • @oscaroctopus8193
    @oscaroctopus8193 Před 3 lety +18

    Where's the pole dancing video Mark?
    [error 404] unus annus video not found...momento mori

  • @zozoguh
    @zozoguh Před 5 lety +767

    "Speaking of being an original CZcamsr..."
    *Silence*
    *"You do the try not to laugh challenges"*

    • @dennisnedry8126
      @dennisnedry8126 Před 4 lety

      he actually won one...

    • @EstherTheGamer
      @EstherTheGamer Před 4 lety +5

      @@dennisnedry8126 he won RECENTLY, this post was made nearly a YEAR AGO

    • @suned3128
      @suned3128 Před 4 lety

      Dennis Nedry
      Not really, he still laughed.

  • @StygianIkazuchi
    @StygianIkazuchi Před 5 lety +453

    "and YOU, the audience, gets to decide if I get dunked or not"
    mark...
    mark you fool

    • @forsakenpotato
      @forsakenpotato Před 5 lety +4

      I'm pretty sure this was during a stream so he was able to get feedback at the time

    • @cloudsofsunset7323
      @cloudsofsunset7323 Před 5 lety +1

      This time he made it

    • @stingraystray_ing
      @stingraystray_ing Před 5 lety +8

      i think he means that the audience will always decide to dunk him

    • @rosericorico4980
      @rosericorico4980 Před 5 lety +2

      Seriously like why would he trust US?? 😂

  • @pilicusxerdorus7910
    @pilicusxerdorus7910 Před 4 lety +24

    Ethan: "So what are you gonna do next time?"
    Mark: "I-I'm go-nnna k-keep my promi-ises"
    My Friend Pedro: "What am I, chopped liver?"

  • @MrAntonio899
    @MrAntonio899 Před 4 lety +15

    Alternate title: Helpless man is tortured by the CZcams mafia to pay his debts

  • @GWYT2003
    @GWYT2003 Před 5 lety +676

    Alternate title: Watch a Grown man Fear ice cubes then Cry

  • @moongatorade8424
    @moongatorade8424 Před 5 lety +2143

    well its in his name.... Markip"lier"

  • @andypandy00
    @andypandy00 Před 4 lety +24

    This makes more sense now that we've seen the results of Ethan taking a Sadism test...
    Memento Mori

  • @hannahraves
    @hannahraves Před 3 lety +12

    i absolutely lost it at "this is an ice bucket challenge in the bathroom!" in relation to wanting to be more original

  • @kaiinde7202
    @kaiinde7202 Před 5 lety +255

    *There Is No Excuse For Not Walking Chica*

  • @raining_in_autumn
    @raining_in_autumn Před 5 lety +1133

    Mark: I think I'm gonna be able to avoid getting dunked a single time
    *A few minutes later*
    Mark: I need a break! I need- I-I need a break!
    Tyler: We need a re-fill

    • @3rduniverseclown
      @3rduniverseclown Před 4 lety +3

      VampireFox 3: I think I'm gonna be able to avoid typing properly!
      Later-
      VampireFox3: *writes this*

    • @ahumanonearth4212
      @ahumanonearth4212 Před 4 lety

      Optix 100 wow you just ruined the joke

  • @skullz0up116
    @skullz0up116 Před 3 lety +20

    1:19 mark looked like he was having an existential crisis like,
    (I wish I never watched that *boy* do a flip..)

  • @neodong6060
    @neodong6060 Před 3 lety +12

    I swear, this is the only time I've ever seen Mark beg for mercy, or him look so helpless.

  • @sallils9932
    @sallils9932 Před 5 lety +462

    *slaps bathtub*
    this bad boy holds a lot of *L I E S*

  • @AlwaysCooper
    @AlwaysCooper Před 5 lety +412

    Leaked footage of North Korean POW being interrogated by the US Military, circa 2018 (colorized)

    • @danieltaylor525
      @danieltaylor525 Před 5 lety +3

      lmao

    • @LeonOcto
      @LeonOcto Před 5 lety +10

      This is going to pewdiepie’s subreddit

    • @thescouts4734
      @thescouts4734 Před 5 lety +1

      That actually worked...

    • @gunyukwunny
      @gunyukwunny Před 5 lety +2

      Thanks, now I know what it is, I can use it for my history homework in 2073

    • @Kuchhh
      @Kuchhh Před 5 lety +1

      So we're still using black and white film in 2018...?

  • @beckmania1066
    @beckmania1066 Před 2 lety +4

    No one seems to be talking about the part that made me lose it, the “Uh, Wade lives in Cincinnati and I don’t want to be near Wade!”

  • @imanobody7911
    @imanobody7911 Před 3 lety +14

    Mark: "I'm not a masochist"
    Also Mark:

  • @kotone4789
    @kotone4789 Před 5 lety +2452

    Were starting to hit a point where he uses his bathtub for videos more then showering

    • @waffleman906
      @waffleman906 Před 5 lety +24

      but it’s a bath not a shower

    • @somniarreptor
      @somniarreptor Před 5 lety +16

      @@waffleman906 but there could be a showerhead up there

    • @Timoruz
      @Timoruz Před 5 lety +13

      He made hot chocolate in it...

    • @Ruftinator
      @Ruftinator Před 5 lety +2

      Yeeeesss😂😂
      This is waaaay too true!!!😂😂😂

    • @bluejerseydevil7398
      @bluejerseydevil7398 Před 5 lety +2

      And this is a bad thing?

  • @freddgirl0293
    @freddgirl0293 Před 5 lety +372

    25:55
    *Tyler:* I have to finish the bucket
    *Mark, with a horrified look on his face:* **Starts crying**

  • @MartiniMouse
    @MartiniMouse Před 3 lety +9

    Mark: “I take the preference of working alone!!!!”
    **unus and annus have entered the chat**

  • @imelusive3641
    @imelusive3641 Před 4 lety +16

    "Man child has allergic reactions to water for 26 minutes"