The REAL Story of the Pilgrims - JonTron
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-Big youtubers: I'm frustrated that i can't create the content i want.
-JonTron: I'm a history channel now.
Personally, I'd be interrested to see Jon do some more history now and then.
Probably could do it better than the history channel itself
I think JonTron is the only channel that can just switch type of content and still get views.
It's not his content that makes the videos it's his personality and passion
Maple and the rampant super smash brothers smash sound effects!!!! Kachaow!!!!!!
Imagine being a native american in colonial times then in a distance you hear a white man said
"Have you heard about raid shadow legends?"
*Persian
Therefore they would be receiving him with 300 buff men in capes.
@@eririspencersawamura5291 *Persian-Hungarian-Croatian
Spirits help us.
That shit scared me
Hath no, raid shadwoth legedth what the fuck is dat O>O
I can’t believe Jon didn’t mention the part where two turkeys went back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu
That’s right! Jon didn’t mention the part where two turkeys went back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu!
@@gonaldginkus6228 Your right he didn't talk about two turkeys going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu
I can't figure out why Jon didn't talk about the part where two turkeys went back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu
Dude what are you talking about. Pizzas have always been the main course for Thanksgiving. Wth is a turkey
@@newvegasgambler5795listen up as a fellow pizza we are going to go back in time to the first Thanksgiving and get pizza OFF the menu
Fun fact: lots of people throw money at the rock for some reason. I grew up there and we used to climb down at night and take the money. We bought milkshakes because we were children.
I'd say spending it on milkshakes is still a far better investment than throwing money on a rock.
Dude that is so the beggining to a pilgrim curse themed Goosebumps book.
@@chariotsland8302 Oh my gosh, it is. Where's RL Stein!?
Nice
liiiaaarrrrrr
"They called themselves separatists"
The entire internet: Roger Roger
Roger Roger
Roger Roger
Roger roger
Roger Roger
Roger Roger
really like these "jontron rambling in front of a greenscreen about something he finds interesting" episodes
Revoxem he finally went insane
Revoxem you should check out NakeyJake then. _Highly_ recommend it. Before Jon returned, everyone called him the next JonTron.
The Holidays?.. Y-you mean the Holidays?
I sincerely hope that he produces more instead of his big budget stuff. I love this channel for his personality, not his production value
@@johnjoyce1671 same, I don't care about the production value at all, I just want to watch him talk about random shit
Fun fact it used to be a huge rock but people kept chipping pieces off to take home so they had to build a jail around it
As always, humanity can't have nice things because of humanity.
Please don't ever stop making fun of the Dutch, it's absolutely hilarious.
Greetings from Holland
there are only 2 things i can't stand;
people who are intolerant of other people's cultures. and the French.
ah you thought i was doing a thing, but then i didn't do the thing! fooled you!
Voorburg was actually my middle school's sister city so I got to go there for two weeks and it was in fact beautiful; didn't get to visit the fun stuff at night, we were in 8th grade.
Yes, as a Dutch person I can confirm that we love makin fun of ourselves 😂
@@charleswisconsin9196 you were on the verge of greatness, you this close
I mean, you guys really do all the legwork.
JonTron would be either the world’s funniest or scariest history teacher.
@Pending Poltergeist Unfunny comment.
Why not both?
@@plywoodruntz Thank you for that wonderful input
Why is that true
@@NarakunoHana100 Preach to me, O Lord of Comedy.
Jon didn’t mention this, but Tisquantum's tribe, the Patuxet, lived where the pilgrims settled, but were wiped out by disease shortly before they arrived (Tisquantum had been kidnapped by some Englishmen and sent to Spain before this), and the pilgrims then proceded to rob the deceased native's graves. This and the points Jon makes here is (probably) the reason my schools never rarely ever talked about the pilgrims after 1st grade. That or maybe it was because I'm a Virginian and we hold Jamestown very dearly historical wise.
Grave robbing, Yeah I can see why that would be left out
America is really weird in terms of its historical education.
Honestly, in terms of everything, really.
Really it makes it that much more unfortunate the more primitive tribes (like the Comanches as a prime example) couldn't understand disease for what it was, contributed deaths to witchcraft, then slaughtered (on some occasions at best) pilgrims and the natives that got along with them. After nearly a half century of peace along the east coast too
So do you guys sing "Hey Nonny Nonny~ Hey Nonny Nonny" each time someone discuss about Jamestown??
Jesus Christ, I guess the schools you went to never talked about punctuation either...
"the separatists is the name of a group you definitely want in your country"
Me nervously laughing in french-canadian
ew, French… *backflips into the void*
@@MagnusTonitrum117 French, AND Canadian.
@@BlackScreenProductions125 I have no quarrel with the Canadians
ROGER ROGER
I thought they were the Jacobins.
Jon: You could just steal Plymouth Rock, dude
Nicolas Cage: *breathes heavily*
waltzingfury i would watch that
There's a treasure map carved on the bottom of Plymouth Rock!
Oh my god! That’s why it’s in a cage! We’re too late!
Nicholas Cage: "I'm gonna steal Plymouth Rock."
Riley: "...that sounds easily doable."
"I know its shit, but its not deadly"
Such a memorable quote
How to describe me
How to describe Jon’s relationship with Raid Shadow Legends
@Smol Bird it’s the new meme format
@@GabrielleDisaster Better copyright it right now
The Separatists, after some time in Holland after leaving England:
"These heathens are getting out hand. There are two of them now."
9:45 Sisyphus of Greek Mythos, taking a break from an eternity of pushing a boulder up a hill
Nice
With Obal, darkness, and gyros on hand, Sisyphus is ready to supply Prince Zagreus with whatever he needs.
"You could just steal this rock"
I think you have just discerned why the rock is in a cage.
@Skynet1 that's just prison bro
you think the rock is in a cage to seperate him from us??? NO! THE ROCK IS THE ONLY THING OUTSIDE THE FUCKING CAGE
T.P.A The Peoples Army
You should sue
When I visited Plymouth the tour guides said that they put it in a cage to prevent more people from chipping the rock for a souvenir.
@@coolcats4you yepyepp, its true. it used to be something like 3x bigger. but this is old news. supposedly no one has stolen bits of it since the 1800's. that weird caged gazebo thing was made in 1920.
The fact he muffled “ok google” so everyone’s google home devices don’t go off while watching this video is beautiful
Har har, better word choice: nice >:)
Pretty sure CZcams has spoke out about it because almost every big name youtuber is having to censor mentioning Google at all.
Kamikaze Digital wait why
@@Ampher03 Wdym "why" Stefan literally says why
The hero we don't deserve 😭💯😤
Last year, my history teacher wanted to show us Plymouth Rock, and I knew it was gonna be good because his introduction was “have you guys seen this? It’s great, trust me.”
They "escaped" "religious persecution" to implement their own religious persecution
Minus the fact that they never persecuted anyone. This video is full of ahistorical humanist nonsense, coming from hypocrites nonetheless. Humanists killed countless millions in the 20th century, but we're supposed to pretend that a small sect of religious separatists were highly dangerous. :)
@@razzendahcuben Quick question: Who won the 2020 US Presidential Election?
@@SupaSonicFanboy Irrelevant also trump ez.
Yeah the puritans sucked.
@@razzendahcuben Yeah, they never persecuted anyone. Except for, ya know, the *SALEM FUCKING WITCH TRIALS*
I appreciate how he didn’t want to set off everyone’s Google assistant.
I also appreciate it very much 😂 I was watching a stream one time and someone said "ok Google " and the stream stopped and my google assistant popped up, hahah
Not going to lie my two brain cells have been trying to figure out why he censored himself right there for the whole video. I didn't even think about him setting of the assistant. Thank you for clearing my brain itch.
dang. im too poor for one of those
Literally got mine set up like an hour ago, I appreciate it 😂
*Laughs in Amazon echo*
“Im never gonna leave the Dutch alone.”
-Jon Jafari 2019
Just A Glass Of Milk as a Dutchmen i now fear upcoming video’s. 😂💀
I never mind Americans making fun of my country, I like it that we are acknowledged as a culture. Not to mention the struggle they go through to understand our language and naming conventions.
I'm from Hoofddorp in the Netherlands so i loved to hear that in a video
What are you? What have you or yours done!
I scrolled to this comment as he said that in the video
My history teacher showed us this during class after we took our test
I hope they find a life. Sure, he’s funny and all but he shouldn’t be twisting history like that!
@@ZapProd u are called zap productions
Judge false things all you like but back it up
Ur just being a critic
@@ZapProd }:(
@@ZapProd it’s pretty close tho
@@ZapProd "find a life" jesus christ dude, it's a stupid video on the internet, grow up.
7:40
"Some of you may know him as *Sasquatch,* but you're wrong."
-JonTron
Ironically Jon is wrong here
Jon: "The Seperatists"
"SUPER BATTLE DROID! Take it down!
Miles The Man roger roger
First thing I thought of was those shitty droids.
"WATCH THOSE WRIST ROCKETS!"
R O G E R R O G E R
I can still here that voice in my head from battlefront 2. The good ol days
Jon: "The Seperatists"
Me: "it's treason then"
Not gonna lie, it's a lot more badass sounding than fuckin pilgrims
I am the senate
I’m the republic
I mean... yeah. Yeah, it was. Technically.
In the name of the galactic Senate of the republic, you're under arrest chancellor.
Bro, Jamestown was like the only historical city I could bring up as an 8 year old... It's wild to see no one knowing what Jamestown was... Why was it such a focus in my school?
I learned about both, but I definitly didn't learn that the pilgrims were the ISIS to the Puritan's Al Queda
_I read that as Jonestown_
I did too, he was one of the kids who never paid attention, they teach about both and the Dutch colony that became the festering, self obsessed eye sore we call NYC.
who is no one, literally everyone is saying the same thing.
“History is written by the victors.” John.
Damn how bad did the Netherish lose to get made fun of like that
“The separatists landed at Plymouth Rock”
*Separatist forces have captured a command post*
Deploy the Fleet!
I can still hear that same voice, too. What are FPS shooters? We grew up on Battlefront PS2
I HEARD THIS thank you
Take out that super!
They've captured the SPIRE!
So the storry of the Pilgrims can be summed up kinda like this:
"The Seperatists have captured a command post"
"What about the separatist attack on the wookies?"
WATCH THOSE WRIST ROCKETS!
"We're losing reinforcements"
@@wantonmee23 "What about the Separatist attack on the Americas?"
THEY'VE SENT IN THE SUPERS
My favorite part of the Thanksgiving story is when Squanto threatened to unleash the divine bioweapon hidden beneath Plymouth Rock and cause the apocalypse, but no one ever talks about that
You know, I was shocked to read in a book about how quickly they turned on the native Americans after being taught all that shit and the natives giving them free land to live on.
But now knowing that they were like that in Holland, it makes a lot more sense.
Fun fact: the Kool-Aid used in the Jonestown Massacre was actually Flavor-Aid, a cheap generic-brand knockoff.
Do with that info what you will, but I take it to mean if your church skimps on the brand name beverages, you run away immediately
Fucking cheap ass Jim Jones
Awkward Ukulele Hail yourself!
-Jimmi drink the kool-aid
-no its not even kool-aid you fraud i aint touching that shit.
I just learned that Kool-Aid is not already the cheapest *-aid.
@@dowingba For real how poor do you have to be?
“You could just STEAL Plymouth Rock, dude”
Someone get Nicholas Cage on the phone RIGHT NOW!
*NICHOLAS CAGE!*
national treasure 3 ... get to it lol... national treasure 4 is just a movie about finding nic cage
Naw Nic Cage would do the honorable thing and outbid everyone who would want it.
I always enjoy your editing. It’s what made me finally take it up to make my martial arts videos a bit easier to watch for practitioners/casual viewers.
Of course, I’m nowhere fucking near doing the real fancy stuff haha
Nobody:
The Ocean at Literally Every Second: 6:24
I can see Jon's soul dying everytime he does a Raid Shadow Legend's sponsor.
Kinjo I think he’s pretty happy to have a paying sponsor lmao it’s not that difficult for him to make an ad roll
He was like it's free and you could tell he was trying not to laugh
@@BritJim more, way more
Nah having a sponsor with the state youtube is in right now is pretty good
least its not best fiends
I'm glad to see that Jon is finally living his childhood dream: being a history teacher.
King Of Bel getting payed better than one too
Can't wait for his Christmas special.
He said on a podcast he loves history with an autistic fascination
Just imagine actually having him as a teacher.
Id honestly love more of this kind of not so serious history recaps even if its diffrent from his normal stuff
"Its technically true that Ridley Scott hasn't completely lost his mind........STOP HURTING ME!!!"
Ooof, boy did I feel all of that. So hard. Ow.
For some reason, this is my favorite JonTron video. The history ones are just in a class of their own.
They took the time to reverse 'OK Google' so my phone didn't hear it and that makes me happy.
Yeah, the first time ads started to use Digital Assistants it was cute, even if the Whopper was made with child meat.
Now it's annoying because I'm watching CZcams and suddenly it asks google to check the weather.
@@Nad_0618 Ayo mate, you gonna follow that hot take up?
I bet the editor was the one to notice
I thought it was because Jon's lawyers didn't want to namedrop a brand.
@@DefinitiveDubs But they obscured his mouth with "OK GOOGLE"
these facts are true, but jon makes it sound like everyone was on crack the whole time. this is a work of art.
Damn straight he does. Jony boy specializes in doing that.
They were on the crack of religion
How does it feel to miss the joke so far it created a new religion or ridicule your sorry ass
His pet rock (Rockington) as grown so much. Hehe 9:36
They might have well have been.
Love you Jon, never change. As in... well, never be the same. Never maintain consistency. Your madness is my sustenance. *feed me Jon*
I’d like to see more history videos like this in the near future. Really enjoyable to watch while getting educated.
3:50 you are literally a legend for scrambling the “ok google” so as to not set off viewers google homes
Immediately scrolled down to say this. What a nice guy
it's probably happened alot to the editor or whatever lol
Or my google assistant on my phone
Didn’t even realize that
All he has to do is mute the audio of that portion from 3,000hz to 6,000hz and we wont have that issue. Thats all the google homes and alexa units listen for, audio at those ranges. That is why when you see commercials for google or alexa, they dont drive your shit wild.
"Why have they got it in a cage?" -Jon Motherfucking Jafari, the man who lost a rock
Yeah he lost Rocky... HE LOST A ROCK!
'Twas a sad day when he lost rockington.
Rip Rockington
Oh yeah, I lost rockingto- I LOST A ROCK!
I heard that as I read this
I always comeback for the yearly tradition of laughing at the dutch language
This is actually one of my favorite JonTron videos in recent times.
"I'm not sure what I do on this channel anymore."
Congratulations Jon! you've officially become a modern day youtube creator.
Still slightly more funny though.
Still, fucking funny as hell man ! love it !
I know how he feels. Great video
At least we got a classic "Jon doesn't know how to end videos" end. (I wonder how many people will think I'm insulting him lol)
FUCKyou, huh?
As somewhat of a Plymouth historian who also lives in Plymouth, I can attest that this is a 100% historically accurate video.
...also yeah, Plymouth rock is about 1/3 its original size and shape. We call it the "Plymouth Pebble" just for that.
Used to be huge, but then we broke it a bunch while moving it all over town. See that crack down the middle? Yeah that's like the 3rd and most recent breakage, haha!
Also, it used to be part of a wall and people would just chip pieces off for souvenirs.
As in American Plymouth or the good old British Plymouth?
@@LeGreenMoose obviously its the French Plymouth...
@@antiusinferno9396 oBvIoUsLy It'S tHe shut the fuck up
You mean the original Plymouth? As in Plymouth, Devon?
@@LeGreenMoose dude it's just a joke calm down
And we’re back babies! Let’s make this our Jon tron family tradition
TheLufteaffle? Are u actually german?
Funny he says the dutch have a wierd languege but german is no different only dutch uses the same letters germans have some extra symbols😂
I love JonTron history videos. That shit it dope and I wish he would do more.
JonTron not knowing what he's doing IS the reason why we watch him
It's like Unnus Annus, you never know what the next video is gonna be
Jontron is fucking savage.
@@jindo5 Yes, but at least this is funny.
@@Dargonhuman As is Unnus Annus, at least to me. Matter of opinion.
@@jindo5 Fair enough, humor is the most subjective of art forms so if you like it, fine, but I don't get the point of it.
The reason that rock is in a cage is because people *were* stealing it. Tourists used to come and chip pieces off of it as souvenirs. When the Pilgrims landed that thing weighed ten tons. There's not a lot of it left.
People these days.
You mean when the separatists landed*?
i'm going to steal the plymouth rock
@@dasutanehineri plot of national treasure 3
@@CircaSriYak exactly
A time honored tradition to watch this on Thanksgiving thanks Jontron
Growing up in VA we learned about Jamestown and had to go there for a field trip every year till high school. My mom makes a comment whenever we bring up Jamestown that apparently one year in grade school I didn’t want her to sign the permission slip to go I said “it’s just a bundle of sticks and it’ll be the same bundle of sticks next year too!”
Jontronshow: "If we buy a green screen, you better use it Jon."
Jontron: "Oh...I'll use it."
When Jontron dies, there'll probably be a Raid: Shadow Legends sponsorship on his tombstone.
Damn ok make me cry ig
One can only dream such dreams
"This grave is sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends, sign up now and we might pay your funeral fees and gravestone all just from having our *free app* downloaded! maybe.. and all we ask is for our team to put up a sponsor right on it as your bones lay to rest!"
"NOTICE: The team of Raid: Shadow Legends are NOT liable for any unpaid gravesite fees but are still legally obligated to add sponsor to your grave."
5:22 I’ve been calling them the pilgrims? My bad I shoulda known better. I should be referring to them by their real name The Separatists
Me a Star Wars fan: *heavy breathing*
The best part of these holidays is they can evolve from what they where to what they are now, it supposedly used to be based off of everything Jon said but now we use it to spend time with family, remember what we are thankful for, and eat delicious food.
Fun fact: In Virginia at least, we did learn about Jamestown rather than the pilgrims in school.
Right? I'm just now finding out that learning about Jamestown isn't that common outside of VA school curriculum
I didn’t think that people ignored Jamestown. I thought it was pretty common knowledge that Jamestown came before the Puritans. I learned that in in California back in high school.
Over here in Maryland we learned quite a bit about Jamestown, but they didn't cover it quite as much as the Pilgrims, unfortunately
Edd Harr in California two
I learned about it in Texas, like I know of it but I learned in like 3rd grade so I dont remember the details
“The Seperatists”
*droid army theme plays*
I was hoping he was going to make a reference... but nope :(
Yes
*urge to roger,roger intensifies*
Roger roger
ROGER ROGER
“I’m never gonna leave the Dutch alone” -Jon Tron
As someone who knows more history than probably some freshman this is acurarte
Acurarte
"Who's heard about Jamestown"
Grew up in Virginia. Can't relate.
Waite.... there's something I'm not getting.
From Virginia too so true
I was gonna say... they deff taught a lot about Jamestown in like 2nd or 3rd grade in Virginia... even in like 5th and 6th grade
Same lol Compared to how much Jamestown was pushed harder than Roman Reigns, we didn't learn jack shit about the Plymouth settlement
Finished 8th grade, can't relate
JonTron 2012: video game commentary
JonTron 2019: historical event parodies
Wait what
JonTron 2032: expressionism postmodern art videos
If anyone could pull it if it’s Jonny boy
@@chadwarden1179 _history is lie_
@@gyga100 I'm pretty sure that already happened, and it involved a lot of gnomes.
JonTron 2019: Hey have you guys played RAID SHADOW LEGENDS YET?!?
I really enjoy all the props and sets in the vids, it's that feeling in movies where you want to have a piece of it.
I would love more of these historical videos! This one's a gem that I forgot about because it's the only one like it
"There's only two things I can't stand in this world. Those who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch." - Michael Caine, 2002
That makes no scanse
"And She shat on a turtle"
I was literally just thinking of this quote
Mr. Powers taught me so much.
@@snbsixteen6stars201 r/woooooosh
Jon: Why is it in a cage?
Also Jon: Dude, you could literally just steal it...
Haha, real talk! It's in that cage because people used to chip pieces off and deface the ol' stone bastard.
Also John: ... I- i LOST A RoCk
Steel it?
@@simplyorange8553 Used to? I live there and it gets vandalized once a year tagged every few years lol
When he shouted out "The Seperatists" he should have played General Grievous's Theme over it.
He's so original that it's refreshing to watch.cheers buddy.
Did he say the Pilgrims wanted to be called “The Separatists” and not make a Star Wars joke?
I know right, I was hoping he would do that.
Disney would have copyright claimed his paycheck into oblivion
Scragg reddit moment
"But what about the Christian attack on the Furries?" - Ki Adi Mundi, probably.
And didn’t he like make 9 episodes called FUCKING STARCADE!?!?!?
It's that year again. What a warm bliss.
Jontron is the only CZcamsr I can think of that actually makes thanksgiving videos instead of skipping to Christmas
"Just saying, it wasnt just some bad splenda."
“Cyanide. And Phenergan.
I’m just saying it wasn’t some bad Splenda.”
Genius.
Shut up
It's All Good Man geez what’s your problem
I wonder if my channel could be like JonTrons one day
@@Isazah. if you were funny maybe
@adam doran hot sauce
Jon looks like Harry Potter in the thumbnail and it confused the crap outta me xD
PLEASE make more in this series!
The pain in his voice when he says “it’s free!” Makes me realize this game is 100% pay to win
Yeah, note how they brag about the number of downloads, not the number of active players.
@@AnomalyINCOr it's rating on a store that they pay to be recommended over basically every other app.
@Pete Jones Well yeah, that's 100% of the entire internet at this point
"i know you already know about raid sha--"
me: *mashes the right arrow key a few times*
Jon probably put more work into the ad than the producers or Raid Shadow Legends put into their game
emma memer shhhhh don’t let CZcams know
*-->*
emma memer at least I can enjoy Jontron shilling so he can eat enough for Thanksgiving
Yyyyyyep
6:15 I don't know why but that little snicker after naming the towns had me on the fucking floor
I love that Jon will pretty much talk about anything.
“THE SEPARATISTS!”
Me: ah, yes the clone wars. Such an influential time In our nation’s history
Update: I appreciate your support. Long live the Republic
Execute order 66
Boii Mann no, I removed the inhibitor chips
There's only one thing that can defeat the droid army. The Dutch.
Straight up
I’m from va and we learned that Jamestown was the founding place
Looks like Raid: Shadow Legends is still holding Jon's family hostage :(
Thought I'd come back here since my high school was teaching about the first settlers so ofc we'd have to hear about this eventually
Got parts of it wrong. They intended to go to Virginia, but they weren’t lost. Jones had good maps. And the Mayflower Compact specifically allowed non-believers exemption from church rules. Many of the Pilgrims didn’t belong to their church.
As a Dutch person, I just have one thing to say about this video: Hööf dwørp dingle bråben.
GEKOLONISEERD
Gesundheit
@@loargesnek5371 gezondheid
@@loony1774 uuh gtiogds
@@PatchyThePirate_ ?
"You could just steal Plymouth Rock"
You think its a joke, but its actually happened before.
Oh no they stole a rock that may or may not be the actual rock
nice avatar did you draw it yourself?:3
why tho. who needs a rock
I kinda assumed that's why it's in a cage
@@SandersCat_yo Why steal the Mona Lisa, who needs a painting?
Because society has arbitrarily assigned value to it.
Jon bedankt om ons op de kaart te brengen plus onze historie en droge taal gebruik 😂
“I’m never gonna leave the Dutch alone”
*Tolerates you*
To be fair, you have to give credit to people who are able to keep their cool and act like they just don't give a fuck no matter what kind of bullshit they have to deal with from other people. lol
hell yeah I got it up to 69 likes
At least it’s not China they would just censor him
Jamestown wasn’t even the first English settlement the first was Roanoke in 1585, the reason it’s not well known however is because everyone on the island disappeared without a trace.
Lemmino has a good video on the colony of Roanoke
We don't talk about Roanoke
Did you see the video tho?
That was the second Roanoke colony. The first didn't disappear, they just left the island because there was no food and their leader, Ralph Lane, kept picking fights with the locals.
@Ethan Mikl He said English settlement.
There are many historians that say the pilgrims touched down in Provincetown on Cape Cod and hung out there for over a month before finding Plymouth. There's even a beach called First Encounter Beach where it's believed settlers first met natives.
Me: *Hears* *That* *the* *Pilgrims* *Were* *called* *the* *Separatists*
Also Me: *Has* *Clone* *wars* *Flashbacks*
The king: “go away”
The pilgrims: *”ROGER ROGER”*
aw shiet this was good
"Later virgins."
-The pilgrims on leaving the dutch for america.
Young Archaeotech ahahaha coz separatists
On point star wars reference👍
You mean the Separatists.
"There are two things I hate in the world: racism, and the Dutch." - Austin Powers
Edit: "There are only two things I can't stand in this world: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch" - Nigel Powers
Edit 2: "There are only two things I can't stand in this world: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch" - Sir Nigel Powers
I believe that was Sir Nigel Powers.
@@MaxFuckinFightmaster it was
@@MaxFuckinFightmaster My mistake, sorry.
He actually said “there are two things i hate in the world: people who are intolerant of other people’s cultures... and the dutch”- nigel powers
@@SmKnJays If you say so.
This is just 8th grade history tho, I learned this in public school. But it is nice to have jon yell it at me (smile face emoji)
Can't wait for this years Thanks giving video
Fun fact:
"Leiden" the town at 6:10
means "suffering" in german.
Same in dutch my friend
@@MrROBINKONG dat spel je als lijden dan kut
Reminds me Sorge and Elend, two neighboring villages in the Harz region in Germany. Wonder what the story behind those is.
Going to name my first son Leiden now. Thank you!
It means "to lead" in Dutch
Jontron: *posts 1 minute ago*
His fans: This really is Thanksgiving
Dude I'm gonna pre.
What is ‘thanksgiving’ (not American)
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We are thankful for jontron this year
@@jorritvanderkooi939 Watch this video and you'll sort of understand.
It's lost its meaning after so many years so it's more or less just an excuse to gorge on good food and drink while watching American football.
Happy thanksgiving jontron and crew