Ricky Gervais XFM - Series 2 Episode 33

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  • čas přidán 10. 02. 2012
  • 5. April 2003
    Steve runs to the local McDonald's to fetch 5 hamburgers for Karl to stuff in his mouth in an attempt to break a world record. After failing miserably at that, Karl eats 62 grapes in three minutes; 71 shy of the record. Karl's explanation is that he has a "small throat".
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Komentáře • 90

  • @MaverickJimBob
    @MaverickJimBob Před 11 lety +2

    Can't believe you could turn on to this on the radio between the hours of 1 and 3 on a Saturday afternoon...

  • @LI7Able
    @LI7Able Před 12 lety +3

    I love how Ricky goes from crazy anger to laughing his ridiculous laugh in less than 5 secs of each other.

  • @thedroogfulable
    @thedroogfulable Před 12 lety +1

    how was this ever on the radio. its so chaotic that its brilliant.

  • @ryanmatthews6255
    @ryanmatthews6255 Před 9 lety +11

    24:02 is the greatest laugh ever.

    • @ValkyrieDaisy95
      @ValkyrieDaisy95 Před 9 lety +1

      Ryan Matthews Quite possibly! There is nothing more funnier than the sound of Ricky bursting a lung XD

    • @CounterNerd
      @CounterNerd Před 7 lety +2

      It does sound like his last, dying, breath. Never heard someone literally sounding as though they're dying of laughter before that.

    • @ValkyrieDaisy95
      @ValkyrieDaisy95 Před 7 lety +1

      CounterNerd Ricky's the only one who can do that ;) He has many talents. xD

  • @ultimateninja1991
    @ultimateninja1991 Před 11 lety +1

    I think that bit where karl spoke about Ricky trying to puke on his leg is one of the funniest things I've heard on this, it literally had me crying with laughter

  • @SophiaFrance
    @SophiaFrance Před 11 lety +1

    22.30 onwards "I CAN'T!" had me crying. oh I love these guys.

  • @ThePaynes2022
    @ThePaynes2022 Před 11 lety

    sing for the moment! great song!

  • @AntonBanton1
    @AntonBanton1 Před 12 lety

    @FullXFM Thanks for the links and uploads. They are great!

  • @mcgriz1
    @mcgriz1 Před 10 lety

    Literally the best thing i have ever heard... ever!

  • @Sheriff_GrimLaw
    @Sheriff_GrimLaw Před 11 lety

    The intro to REM's 'Nightswimming' will never be the same for me again. x

  • @inlovewithbass
    @inlovewithbass Před 12 lety +2

    16:11 ricky, "in the mouth you mean?" i spat beer all over my computer.

  • @HayleyDrawsThings
    @HayleyDrawsThings Před 12 lety

    Still loving these guys ssooo much

  • @HayleyDrawsThings
    @HayleyDrawsThings Před 11 lety

    Love steve!!!!!!!!! :D

  • @youmayrememberme
    @youmayrememberme Před 12 lety +1

    This episode is making me want a burger. In fact, tomorrow I'm going to go and buy both a McDonald's and Burger King burger at the same time just because...

  • @Daiiad33
    @Daiiad33 Před 12 lety

    "Get one in.... GO ON"!!!

  • @Glozboy22
    @Glozboy22 Před 12 lety +2

    I wish there was footage of Karl attempting the burger record

  • @crisper0crisp
    @crisper0crisp Před 12 lety

    Oh, beautiful!! Thanks so much!!!

  • @ElvisLivesUpstairs
    @ElvisLivesUpstairs Před 12 lety

    "KEEP PUSHIN!" "ease it in" "KEEP PUSHIN!" "ease it in" "KEEP PUSHIN!"

  • @utdfortreble
    @utdfortreble Před 12 lety +1

    14:31 what a brilliant joke by karl!

  • @MrAndybanbino
    @MrAndybanbino Před 11 lety

    love it.

  • @JoeRivermanSongwriter
    @JoeRivermanSongwriter Před 11 lety

    "My neighbour had a horse in a house" cracks me up every time.

  • @PHANTASMICproduction
    @PHANTASMICproduction Před 10 lety +1

    I do feel for Karl, but his suffering is just too funny!

  • @meggiemogz
    @meggiemogz Před 12 lety

    I love Stephen. :D

  • @joemack13
    @joemack13 Před 12 lety

    yes please :D you're the best

  • @TheJohnnytrewhella
    @TheJohnnytrewhella Před 11 lety

    Nooooo they have all gone!!! Please reupload ASAP.

  • @humble1goatgaming534
    @humble1goatgaming534 Před 6 lety

    Great stuff.. "Play a record Karl"

  • @Sheriff_GrimLaw
    @Sheriff_GrimLaw Před 10 lety

    What a great, original comeback. Oh wait, I wasn't even conversing with you and neither have the inclination to do so now I can see your opinion is of zero consequence or maturity. x

  • @Nik0ran
    @Nik0ran Před 11 lety

    "i'll prove you right again... prove you wrong."

  • @UKcrosshatch
    @UKcrosshatch Před 12 lety

    lovely stuff! nice one fella!

  • @TruthThanks
    @TruthThanks Před 11 lety

    Ricky "6 means 6." Karl "it doesn't." That suns up Karl nicely

  • @DevilViolinist
    @DevilViolinist Před 12 lety

    24:02! The rocket-launch laugh!!!! ahahah

  • @Jak3rzZ
    @Jak3rzZ Před 10 lety

    Firework.

  • @Sheriff_GrimLaw
    @Sheriff_GrimLaw Před 11 lety

    One man's opinion, bearing exactly zero consequence. Maybe he is a knobhead in your eyes.
    He's a funny, intelligent, interesting, talented, successful man in my opinion. Dig? x

  • @scepticalminds
    @scepticalminds Před 11 lety

    Ricky is hilarious

  • @pjhillma
    @pjhillma Před 12 lety

    "we could make wine" says Steve as Karl chokes on grapes

  • @sproaty
    @sproaty Před 12 lety

    what the FUCK. I was just playing 7 nation army on guitar during the end of karl's burger thing before the music and thought it would be weird if the song came on...and a song came on that wasn't it, but transitioned into the end of 7 nation. madness

  • @Sheriff_GrimLaw
    @Sheriff_GrimLaw Před 11 lety

    I know you asked 6 months ago, but 'Bubble' was some guy on Big Brother 2 and from memory (I don't watch the shite) one of the challenges they had was to break a world record balancing sugar cubes. x

  • @COMBINEdotCOM
    @COMBINEdotCOM Před 11 lety

    "all you need are in those pages"
    "what bizzare magazine?"

  • @CBAnimator
    @CBAnimator Před 10 lety

    Karl saying he's got a wheat allergy! HAHAHA!

  • @lukester99999
    @lukester99999 Před 12 lety

    R.I.P Randyanders

  • @MsMarc1234
    @MsMarc1234 Před 12 lety

    Lol Karl calling Steve Paul Ince is so boss

  • @patatasfries
    @patatasfries Před 11 lety

    *muffled sound* "IM TRYING! IM TRYING"... oh Karl...Jesus

  • @littleowlivia
    @littleowlivia Před 12 lety

    I LOVEEEEEEE how mad ricky gets around 47:00

  • @PHANTASMICproduction
    @PHANTASMICproduction Před 10 lety

    "Don't make him laugh, Rick!"
    "Don't make him laugh!"
    "Why are you making him laugh!?"

  • @HaydnG266
    @HaydnG266 Před 10 lety

    Steve got stitched up big time at the start over the 6pm thing! xD

  • @peterquirk7460
    @peterquirk7460 Před 11 lety

    Any chance you could send it to me too? Thanks for posting even if you can't :)

  • @denverm4x
    @denverm4x Před 12 lety

    man it is rough to hear karl and stephen at each other's throats

  • @SDKDK427
    @SDKDK427 Před 12 lety

    any chance you could mail them to me? love these shows.

  • @Traumaprod1
    @Traumaprod1 Před 11 lety

    ''how did they time him'' haha

  • @UKcrosshatch
    @UKcrosshatch Před 12 lety

    could you message me the zips? your a legend for doing all this!

  • @nicofire3
    @nicofire3 Před 12 lety

    I have seen all of these a while ago and would like to see them again, preferably in order, so could you please send me the zip-files. Many thanks!

  • @t2p
    @t2p Před 11 lety

    even a telescope ?? LOL

  • @fur8z252
    @fur8z252 Před 12 lety

    Classic Episode, Can't believe they're getting rid of these! Is there anyway to keep them on?

  • @OneManArmy578
    @OneManArmy578 Před 10 lety +2

    24:02 : Lung Failure

  • @HayleyDrawsThings
    @HayleyDrawsThings Před 12 lety

    To the comments below: Agreed, freaking phenomenal...:D xxx

  • @Goochbot
    @Goochbot Před 11 lety

    Ricky's laugh at 24:02

  • @Shnowbound
    @Shnowbound Před 11 lety

    Yea only in london though. It means butterscotch everywhere else.

  • @pushthetempo2
    @pushthetempo2 Před 10 lety

    @The Jolley One- Mate you can get a cheeseburger at mcdonalds now for 99p in london, i assume its the same all over the country

  • @BoManton
    @BoManton Před 6 měsíci

    Karl has slagged off Steve’s appearance many times. I’m curious if that was a factor in Steve getting the acting gig in Logan as the goofy looking mutant. Karl may have made up for not passing along the phone message for the voice over work.

  • @crisper0crisp
    @crisper0crisp Před 12 lety

    Would I be able to get in on that? That would be freaking amazing!

  • @Broc13
    @Broc13 Před 11 lety

    What's Ricky talking about in the beginning when he says, "Bubble failed!" (I thought of Bubble from Absolutely Fabulous, haha.) I know he's talking about the world record he wants Karl to break but I don't know who Bubble is...

  • @NorwaysSuburbia
    @NorwaysSuburbia Před 10 lety

    What's the song at 25:04?

  • @nflynn
    @nflynn Před rokem +1

    15 Taiwan 😅🤣😂 9:20

  • @murphbox
    @murphbox Před 12 lety

    IT GOES TO 52:54 :O :O :O

  • @juniorr3d
    @juniorr3d Před 10 lety

    if you read the transcript at 34.44 apparently karl says "me the only male in which you don't have a sex offender Co UK"

  • @zegh8578
    @zegh8578 Před 12 lety

    listen to more of the shows. karl can try harder, and sometimes he can totally whip steven up, totally shut him up :D karl is no sissy :D

  • @TruthThanks
    @TruthThanks Před 11 lety

    Of a Saturday lol

  • @Mankind081
    @Mankind081 Před 11 lety

    They're still less than £1 now.

  • @judgemanboy
    @judgemanboy Před 11 lety

    Cool your jets.

  • @peterquirk7460
    @peterquirk7460 Před 11 lety +1

    £3.45 for 5 burgers, how long ago was this? To think of that a burger for 69p !! ( yea I'm a skin flint lol )

  • @A1Gentleman1Said
    @A1Gentleman1Said Před 11 lety

    18:19 Is "Bloody" a swear in london?

  • @GourmetPez
    @GourmetPez Před 12 lety

    it's my fault really, they are .rar files and, try as I might, winrar does not work out for me

  • @defactouk
    @defactouk Před 12 lety

    Any chance of getting that zip file if I pm you my email address? Would be much appreciated. Yours, Tom.

  • @UKcrosshatch
    @UKcrosshatch Před 12 lety

    surely you mean "frootage"?

  • @nefariousnilbog
    @nefariousnilbog Před 6 lety +2

    Not my favourite episode. There's an ugly side to Ricky in this one that spills over a few times, you can hear Steve trying to lower the tension at the end. They're always called bullies which I laugh at most of the time, his insistence felt a little much this episode however.

  • @GourmetPez
    @GourmetPez Před 12 lety

    if only they were actually .zips ....

  • @anoshilling7166
    @anoshilling7166 Před 12 lety

    I dunno, I can't stand karl trying too hard to insult steve or rick and he ends up failing miserably and looking like a child. steve is just harsh and fucking crazy c:

  • @AntonBanton1
    @AntonBanton1 Před 12 lety

    @FullXFM It would be awesome if you could message me with them

  • @JayPraedyth
    @JayPraedyth Před 11 lety

    If it hadn't been for Ricky, Karl wouldn't be talking such rubbish and we wouldn't be laughing our heads off.

  • @Sheriff_GrimLaw
    @Sheriff_GrimLaw Před 11 lety

    Or fotage? x

  • @ellioth7055
    @ellioth7055 Před 9 lety

    Pwhats the pub quiz team episode

  • @bluestevo93
    @bluestevo93 Před 11 lety

    11:00