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  • čas přidán 3. 04. 2024
  • A new era of slop (soon if it goes well)
    Latest Podcast Ep: • The Truth about Twomad...
    Twitter: / pyrocynical
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    Main Channel:@Pyrocynical
    Podcast: @TBHpodcast
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    Shorts Channel: @PyroSHORTS
    Editors:
    @KingOfKarma
    @Jmeph
    @semperpie
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  • @lpc9929
    @lpc9929 Před měsícem +10375

    I am infertile from eating scented candle

    • @eestsydexo
      @eestsydexo Před měsícem +630

      My goat

    • @user-jz1hm2op8o
      @user-jz1hm2op8o Před měsícem +192

      Are you real

    • @lost-Eclipse
      @lost-Eclipse Před měsícem +116

      skill isuue

    • @BLOTFOREST
      @BLOTFOREST Před měsícem +80

      @lpc9929
      1 minute ago
      I am infertile from eating scented candle

    • @lpc9929
      @lpc9929 Před měsícem

      ​@@user-jz1hm2op8owhat does this meaning

  • @solanumtuberosa
    @solanumtuberosa Před měsícem +4310

    Pyro: loves money.
    Onlyfans: makes money.
    Not hard to know whats coming next.

    • @unoriginalperson72
      @unoriginalperson72 Před měsícem +259

      he also dresses like a woman sometimes, million dollars in the making

    • @bleachchugtidy2178
      @bleachchugtidy2178 Před měsícem +48

      CZcams asked me to rate your comment and give feedback

    • @KATinBLACK
      @KATinBLACK Před měsícem +52

      If he shows the goods tho, I’m gonna lose all interest.
      If he does OF, he should just be a tease. The people love to edge after all, I’ve heard

    • @bigfee900
      @bigfee900 Před měsícem

      ​@@bleachchugtidy2178what feedback did you provide

    • @rareblues78daddy
      @rareblues78daddy Před měsícem +15

      After following this dude for years, I wouldn't doubt it. He's already shown feet on stream. You know that wasn't an accident.

  • @Rayzerzz69
    @Rayzerzz69 Před měsícem +440

    i love how pyro tried to act like he didnt buy the silicone replica 😭

    • @MarakamiSG
      @MarakamiSG Před 27 dny +43

      he'd probably inflate it

    • @spaceacepl4636
      @spaceacepl4636 Před 9 dny

      @@MarakamiSG he would have problems with that i think
      idk if it's possible to successfully inflate the doll while also keeping it intact

  • @Mili__Single__again
    @Mili__Single__again Před měsícem +368

    I for a hot second thought it was pyro in the thumbnail and was about to gift a tier 3 sub.

  • @Frenchsmokeswide
    @Frenchsmokeswide Před měsícem +3424

    I thought that was Pyro in the thumbnail
    I’m losing it

  • @DefineLoveAndYouDefineLife
    @DefineLoveAndYouDefineLife Před měsícem +2258

    Some guy just said “I an infertile from eating scented candle”
    Mf real shit

    • @Nicole_whatsgood
      @Nicole_whatsgood Před měsícem +62

      Bro just said some guy just said “I am infertile from eating scented candle” mf real shit

    • @Santoz-wo3bs
      @Santoz-wo3bs Před měsícem +18

      I'm fertile from vomiting scentless lamps

    • @limeee8775
      @limeee8775 Před měsícem +10

      thats just lpc dont worry

    • @Thynexn
      @Thynexn Před měsícem +15

      Some guy just said Some guy just said “I an infertile from eating scented candle”
      Mf real shit

    • @pitho4188
      @pitho4188 Před měsícem +11

      yt turning into insta 😭

  • @Cassius365
    @Cassius365 Před měsícem +94

    Pyro looks great!!
    He really dressed up nicely for this thumbnail

  • @karaskot3165
    @karaskot3165 Před měsícem +115

    Wait. . . Hair comeback?
    Jack frost looking ahh

  • @xili505
    @xili505 Před měsícem +2549

    I just slopped all over my desk

    • @RedNumber19
      @RedNumber19 Před měsícem

      Slop on me Pyro 🤤
      Slop in me Pyro 😍
      I’m slopping everywhere 😮‍💨

    • @fluffydiamondcat2875
      @fluffydiamondcat2875 Před měsícem +38

      ayo what you mean by that?

    • @KATinBLACK
      @KATinBLACK Před měsícem +30

      Did you get it on the keyboard? Please don’t tell me you threw up on the keyboard

    • @RedNumber19
      @RedNumber19 Před měsícem +36

      I’m slopping everywhere 🥵
      Pyro slop on me 😮‍💨
      Pyro slopped on the floor 😩

    • @ellusiv5121
      @ellusiv5121 Před měsícem +8

      can I have some?

  • @hedgehog8245
    @hedgehog8245 Před měsícem +1504

    Calling it now. Pyro is gonna order one for himself so he can "review" it, just like he did with her bathwater. Just for the "lols"

    • @FraZzJ
      @FraZzJ Před měsícem +113

      He gonna "review" the tightness

    • @lockerbuddy2039
      @lockerbuddy2039 Před měsícem +42

      He's gonna buy it for "content".

    • @KATinBLACK
      @KATinBLACK Před měsícem +34

      He’s gonna scissor with it

    • @jerzy484
      @jerzy484 Před měsícem

      @@KATinBLACK no dick, no balls, and especially no butthole because this guy feeds on radiation.

    • @St3ely
      @St3ely Před měsícem +79

      It’s not fat enough for him

  • @JonelKingas
    @JonelKingas Před měsícem +83

    2:37 oh boy, she gona make a bank like never before 💀

    • @christianalanwilson434
      @christianalanwilson434 Před měsícem +23

      too bad she cant buy a relationship with her dad

    • @EvilCerberus
      @EvilCerberus Před měsícem

      ofc she will considering half of her audience are pedos

    • @GeezSus
      @GeezSus Před měsícem +8

      @@christianalanwilson434 she can buy her dad 💀

    • @LOL-zu1zr
      @LOL-zu1zr Před měsícem

      @@christianalanwilson434she can?

    • @EveTheRaviolo
      @EveTheRaviolo Před 29 dny +2

      @@christianalanwilson434 eh, depending on the dad many people would not want to have anything to do with their dads lol
      But tbh I think if she's rich enough she is gonna be fine, parents disown their kids all the time for way less

  • @SkrubbleScrum
    @SkrubbleScrum Před měsícem +28

    THIS IS THE CLOSEST WE GOT TO ASOT IN YEARS

    • @zephyr2616
      @zephyr2616 Před měsícem +3

      The internet is not
      The internet not you dump something on
      The internet
      A series of tubes

  • @theoldestcomputer
    @theoldestcomputer Před měsícem +631

    he's just reinventing asot 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @bunnyventi
      @bunnyventi Před měsícem +6

      what's ASOT

    • @Inkypencil22
      @Inkypencil22 Před měsícem +405

      @@bunnyventi oldest pyro viewer

    • @ukuthulakhumalo6288
      @ukuthulakhumalo6288 Před měsícem

      ​@@bunnyventi A Series of Tubes. An old pyro internet news series

    • @hamsterman8975
      @hamsterman8975 Před měsícem

      It's an old series that pyro used to do on his main channel where he talked about what's happening in the world
      Asot being an abbreviation of "a series of tubes" which is what the series was called​@@bunnyventi

    • @ranimdude
      @ranimdude Před měsícem +19

      @@Inkypencil22 FOR REAL

  • @JuliaMisiaki
    @JuliaMisiaki Před měsícem +76

    Pyro's hair didn't even bother waking up for this slop recording 💀

  • @dekunut6714
    @dekunut6714 Před měsícem +715

    "She's back"
    Two words that strike fear for many

  • @Prosto-Ban
    @Prosto-Ban Před měsícem +500

    Pyro is gonna explain what a woman is for 9 minutes

    • @hortler
      @hortler Před měsícem +34

      Those dont exist

    • @bunnyventi
      @bunnyventi Před měsícem +4

      i need that explanation

    • @RedNumber19
      @RedNumber19 Před měsícem +14

      Pyro videos have One Piece pacing

    • @Alexander05
      @Alexander05 Před měsícem +2

      Thanks for the heads up. Now I don't need to watch this slop

    • @BigBoris
      @BigBoris Před měsícem +2

      a what

  • @rufASSa
    @rufASSa Před měsícem +19

    Some mf really said “I am infertile from eating scented candle”
    Real street shit keep thugging it out

  • @OmenFactory-iz8cz
    @OmenFactory-iz8cz Před měsícem +5

    congrats on coming out!

  • @GabeHorn699
    @GabeHorn699 Před měsícem +373

    so guys we did it we reached a quarter of a million chins

  • @catgirl2052
    @catgirl2052 Před měsícem +277

    I know pyro is gonna buy that doll

  • @FlyingHawlucha
    @FlyingHawlucha Před měsícem +5

    She comes back for brief spells
    Then dissappears like the wind

  • @extensiveprocrastinating8510
    @extensiveprocrastinating8510 Před měsícem +8

    Amazed, Pyro went to Birmingham and made it back alive

  • @LocalClownbruh
    @LocalClownbruh Před měsícem +188

    Pyro got the TikTok Rizz Party haircut

  • @Hepheat75
    @Hepheat75 Před měsícem +105

    Can't wait for the life-size Pyro doll. Some mfs are gonna destroy that thing.

  • @povdylan1021
    @povdylan1021 Před měsícem +5

    4:08 this is one of the funniest transitions I’ve seen in a long time

  • @capercody
    @capercody Před měsícem +93

    Cheeseburger.

  • @bunnyventi
    @bunnyventi Před měsícem +25

    4:57 the duality of man

  • @andrew_6969
    @andrew_6969 Před měsícem

    this is amazing i cant wait for more slop

  • @pr3ttyn0rmal10
    @pr3ttyn0rmal10 Před měsícem +2

    Glad that pyro was back in the thumbmail

  • @Cheese_leader19
    @Cheese_leader19 Před měsícem +224

    "He's back with that awful haircut"

  • @deathnz1
    @deathnz1 Před měsícem +26

    why is his head shrinking more and more every video

    • @Nev1812
      @Nev1812 Před měsícem

      I thought I was the only one who noticed

  • @samuraixronin4630
    @samuraixronin4630 Před měsícem +2

    Yes this is what I've been waiting for (the doll not pyro's slop)

  • @benjamincannabrava7677
    @benjamincannabrava7677 Před měsícem

    The mini-reviews as premium slop sounds like a great idea, excited to see what you come up with

  • @ChocoAlmond
    @ChocoAlmond Před měsícem +179

    No views after 13 seconds? Fell off

    • @solarz2048
      @solarz2048 Před měsícem +4

      true

    • @oweeb5909
      @oweeb5909 Před měsícem +24

      making a fell off joke keeping you big as hell

    • @shirjoy.
      @shirjoy. Před měsícem

      Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up

    • @SomeStupidFurry
      @SomeStupidFurry Před měsícem

      ​@@oweeb5909😐

    • @HellnawNaw-zq2jx
      @HellnawNaw-zq2jx Před měsícem +2

      Fell awfff

  • @blackcheeto321
    @blackcheeto321 Před měsícem +24

    why does Pyro look like he got pegged

  • @eze-takes177
    @eze-takes177 Před měsícem +4

    Pryos new haircut is asking to speak to a manager

  • @vitalyoz
    @vitalyoz Před měsícem +3

    THE SLOP IS ON

  • @ashybear9805
    @ashybear9805 Před měsícem +88

    Pyro inflation stream when

    • @maglock1857
      @maglock1857 Před měsícem +4

      When he receives a 50k dono 😢

    • @ashybear9805
      @ashybear9805 Před měsícem +14

      @@maglock1857 Verbalase would

  • @BobCoolguy
    @BobCoolguy Před měsícem +30

    FemPyro dolls 🤔 when?

  • @lethalfreedom
    @lethalfreedom Před měsícem

    bro it's so wild that I just realised i've been watching your vids daily. It's been awhile since I watch someone as soon as they upload a vid so yeah you're doing well!

  • @novaflareq4788
    @novaflareq4788 Před měsícem +1

    "They're making the twix bars bigger" THEN WHY DO I ONLY HAVE 5 CRISPS IN THE CRISP PACKET

  • @pspfilms7505
    @pspfilms7505 Před měsícem +34

    Pyro: “AND I GOT ONE.”

  • @mgosnipples6331
    @mgosnipples6331 Před měsícem +658

    pyro admitting that he bought the delphine doll is the most unshocking news of 2024

    • @LOL-zu1zr
      @LOL-zu1zr Před měsícem +37

      Knowing him he inflated it

    • @evanmcgeorge9942
      @evanmcgeorge9942 Před 29 dny +14

      @@LOL-zu1zr Gonna put a gas mask and a red latex suit on it too

  • @Xobes
    @Xobes Před měsícem +18

    Every single slop title relates to pyro herself

  • @VixyBri
    @VixyBri Před měsícem +1

    We have a series of tubes at home.
    The series of tubes at home:

  • @treef1152
    @treef1152 Před měsícem +5

    Pyro should make a 1 to 1 replica

  • @hauntedhammer4977
    @hauntedhammer4977 Před měsícem +9

    The slop has been returned, thank you mommy pyro

  • @NyaLegion
    @NyaLegion Před měsícem +5

    buying it as a proud viewer of the pyro community

  • @peanutlover7965
    @peanutlover7965 Před měsícem +1

    the karen cut is insane

  • @E_xamples
    @E_xamples Před měsícem

    It was nice to see you in person in the meet and greet!

  • @glovemiester
    @glovemiester Před měsícem +23

    Slop Evolved

  • @cobriobri2139
    @cobriobri2139 Před měsícem +8

    its like a - a - series od tubes!

  • @zaneting4161
    @zaneting4161 Před měsícem

    Gazing at you just now, a brilliant revelation struck me - you're the spitting image of my 50-year-old grandma, chalk in hand, passionately unraveling the mysteries of algebra to bewildered teens! There you stand, a beacon of wisdom and patience, in an ensemble that screams 'mathematical chic', a style only the most elite math instructors, like my dear granny, could pull off. It’s as if the spirit of Pythagoras himself has been summoned in our midst, albeit with a penchant for cozy cardigans and the occasional “back in my day” story. Bravo, truly, for embodying such a unique blend of educational flair and nostalgic charm!

  • @Dalton906J
    @Dalton906J Před měsícem

    Literally the perfect birthday video

  • @brakerfluxx4504
    @brakerfluxx4504 Před měsícem +13

    Guess I gotta wait for either Pyro or Moist to buy the doll and “review” it

  • @montyjw6164
    @montyjw6164 Před měsícem +17

    when is fear and hunger video

    • @danielhollick1708
      @danielhollick1708 Před měsícem +3

      Please no the funger discord server doesn't need to be stormed by more 12 year olds

  • @lamdatheavali8431
    @lamdatheavali8431 Před měsícem

    gotta respect the hustle

  • @Vixrux
    @Vixrux Před 29 dny +1

    6:56 holy shit bro dont jumpscare me like that

  • @Jamie_06
    @Jamie_06 Před měsícem +6

    We're getting a bargain here

  • @Umicey
    @Umicey Před měsícem +5

    Oh god Pyro's back

  • @sixpathskaiokentv
    @sixpathskaiokentv Před měsícem +1

    Pyro got that 2017 Leafy fade

  • @Notjo6200
    @Notjo6200 Před měsícem +46

    When did his hair actually get good

  • @codypainter3905
    @codypainter3905 Před měsícem +177

    0 views in 13 seconds. Bro fell off

  • @generalowen4344
    @generalowen4344 Před 29 dny +1

    you're so close to a million subs, you got this!

  • @thenasideofthemoon7612
    @thenasideofthemoon7612 Před měsícem

    Glad pyro made a 1:1 replica doll of his own, his viewers will be satisfied

  • @RubixLUL
    @RubixLUL Před měsícem +17

    pyro finally found decent hair

  • @kkbros405
    @kkbros405 Před měsícem +18

    Omg. Pyro's chin is back!

  • @damprat141
    @damprat141 Před 24 dny

    Honestly I respect the hustle of the whole doll thing

  • @AC7_7
    @AC7_7 Před měsícem +1

    Bro got the boxxy cut

  • @cesaralejandro7725
    @cesaralejandro7725 Před měsícem +8

    Belle delphine scares me I don’t like her

  • @Handles_AreStupid
    @Handles_AreStupid Před měsícem +15

    The average OF user makes less than minimum wage. You can unironically out earn over 60% of OF users by doing 22 hours a week at mcdonalds...

    • @sun332s7
      @sun332s7 Před měsícem +4

      OF girls is like a dude becoming a sound cloud rapper. You ain’t gonna blow up.

    • @Handles_AreStupid
      @Handles_AreStupid Před měsícem +3

      @@sun332s7The depressing thing is that about 9% of women between 18 and 30 have an OF these days. The market is already saturated, so if more of them join, they will only lower the average even more... it's also tanked the dating market, because no one wants to date an OF girl.

  • @smileysqueak
    @smileysqueak Před měsícem +1

    nice to see scarce is back to making videos

  • @xlrbossshorts
    @xlrbossshorts Před měsícem +1

    Ooh finally, imma buy one

  • @lolendme
    @lolendme Před měsícem +9

    Video gets good at 9:52

  • @Im_Jakon
    @Im_Jakon Před měsícem +3

    This was almost an asot

  • @jordiroodi5985
    @jordiroodi5985 Před 29 dny

    More slop! And announcing Premium Slop! Omg what a BANGER

  • @asbjrnschultz1919
    @asbjrnschultz1919 Před měsícem +4

    Pyro is back, my day is ruined

  • @burokelis_
    @burokelis_ Před měsícem +8

    Normal hair

  • @eczplosiongg6775
    @eczplosiongg6775 Před měsícem +1

    You can be the Heavy to my Scout Pyro 🥰

  • @WakkereNederlander
    @WakkereNederlander Před měsícem +1

    Best haircut Pyro had in 10 years

  • @Agiranto
    @Agiranto Před měsícem +7

    Born to edge, forced to goon.

  • @Byemine
    @Byemine Před měsícem +3

    That pyro?

  • @BackroomBandit
    @BackroomBandit Před měsícem +1

    Pyro should buy one for the meme

  • @AI.Overlord.X
    @AI.Overlord.X Před 29 dny +1

    I'd buy one. I'd finally be allowed to drive in the carpool lane on my way to work.

  • @snipercreed126
    @snipercreed126 Před měsícem +6

    Pyro getting rid of the mcdonalds hairline is truly a moment of all time

  • @juniusq7963
    @juniusq7963 Před měsícem +10

    Pyro has recreated ASOT lmao

  • @BigBean51
    @BigBean51 Před měsícem +1

    Imagine catching the bro lacking with the Bell Delphine Toy 💀💀

  • @farrelbriananda5398
    @farrelbriananda5398 Před měsícem

    The fact that you need 2 topics just to stretch a video only 9 minutes is insane, pyro

  • @bunnyventi
    @bunnyventi Před měsícem +7

    6:52 "despite Lizzo looking like one of my commissions"

  • @razeguy9639
    @razeguy9639 Před měsícem +8

    Pyro's barber is gone

  • @theoverseer1775
    @theoverseer1775 Před 23 dny

    So... are you going to hire him, Pyro? The guy certainly deserves it, I mean the editing quality on those is actually INSANE

  • @DumbassXPD
    @DumbassXPD Před měsícem

    Saw you at insomnia, you absolutely put in the work there, i saw the queue just constantly being filled. Fair play to you man, absolute hero.

  • @user-vx5ru2wy6v
    @user-vx5ru2wy6v Před 29 dny

    Mini review idea sounds interesting

  • @tomatu7474
    @tomatu7474 Před měsícem +6

    So when are u doing a OF? We all know u make jack from CZcams and other sponsors. 😊😊😊

    • @Potato_crab
      @Potato_crab Před měsícem

      if he dresse up again im all in

  • @big_space_daddy8012
    @big_space_daddy8012 Před měsícem +6

    Pyro please 🙏 dress as a woman again

  • @oog1283
    @oog1283 Před měsícem

    AH YES FRESH SLOP IM SLOOOMING

  • @glitchiono
    @glitchiono Před měsícem

    this multi-topic format goes pretty hard

  • @One.Who.Knocks.
    @One.Who.Knocks. Před měsícem +29

    0 likes in 12 seconds. Pyro fell off

  • @18KaratRunOfBadLuck
    @18KaratRunOfBadLuck Před měsícem +4

    0 views on 11 seconds, felof

  • @John_19k_doe
    @John_19k_doe Před měsícem +1

    BRO GOT THE BORIS JOHNSON CUT