He Is Not Your Friend
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It is almost unfathomable how ironic it is that Pyro can draw inflated amongus almost perfectly, but not anything else
@@tepzepo His muscle memory is a gymrat
For me it got me when he left.
I wonder why.
Learned from gf lmaooo
I like how immediately after it he searched rule 34 the game killed itself
that has gotta be intentional
i searched up gay porn and it did the same thing
as it should
and then pulls up results about "brain injury" right after lmao
Е621 would be better
The game flashing a bunch of pictures of vegetables after saying your biggest fear is dieting is gold. Burst out laughing at 2 in the morning
Unironically the funniest shit i have seen in a while, this game really has the potential to be unintenionally funny.
Slop slop slop
I want to get this game and type, „women“ in that bit and be confronted with the scariest thing of all.
"It's a PlayStation!" Exclaimed Kinito with glee, but it didn't last long, for there were no games to see.
"But it has Bloodborne!" Jade said,
However Kinito knew it could be Emulated.
THIS IS GENIUS
Sam said "There's still Spider-Man 2! It's right there, you see?", but deep down he knew, it was going to be ported to PC
With that, Femboy laughed at their pathetic lie.
For he knows the truth, no games on the PS5.
time stamps:
video starts 0:00
gets boring at 0:01
gets good at 49:54
it's chover
It's vover
It's pyrover
it's
Pyro turned on streaming mode, so the game knew that when it was left untouched for more than a minute or two it was likely that the streamer was talking to chat or something. That’s so cool omg
it uses the camera
@@yaboi3398that and not typing in his search where he lives
Didn't it fail to access it in the bit where he tries to take a picture of you tho?@@yaboi3398
@@yaboi3398couldn't access pyro's
@@yaboi3398 no it didn't have access as seen when it tried to show him
"DO YOU SEE THAT" turns monitor to png of among us
HOLY SHIT THATS TERRIFYING
The memeulous jumpscare may be the scariest thing ive seen all year
So scary
I know it was so horrifying when it started playing his old commentary videos with cluster truck in the back. Truly horrifying
Unfunny jumpscare
@@jimbomcbob7849 Bro you see that in the night sky? I think that's a Wishing star, quick make a wish! I'll go first! I wish that- oh... Oh wait... That's no shooting star...
That's a Joking flying right past your smooth brain
@@DickerMax18 I'm saying that memeulous is unfunny you redditor lmao
25:38 the fucking photos of carrots and shit 💀💀
my worse nightmare
An Americans worst nightmare
@@Verdant_Cuttera brits nightmare
YEEHAWW WE DON EET NOO CARAWTS ONLY CHEMICALS!!!
6:51 “the kid in finding nemo” is worse than saying “what’s the name of the donkey in shrek”
Bro I didn't even notice that wtf 💀💀
Counterargument: I literally forgot Nemo was the one who said that line in the movie, haven't seen it in prolly 20 years
@@pokeninjafireemblemsounds bout right
"The ogre from Shrek"
"the name of the princess in Cinderella"
1:34 pyro turns blue timestamp
Dabba Dee Dabba Dye
twenty one
>see new pyro video
>click and realise its a pyrolive video
>day ruined
>see new pyro video
>click and realize it's a pyro video
>day ruined
@@janbittner1465
>see pyro
>day ruined
@@RobBloxes
>pyro
>day ruined
@ThatSpecificIndividual Based pfp.
@@1tsnopticus
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> day ruined
Timestamps:
49:54 Video ends
you da real MVP
Finally...
Thank you for saving me from the slop
More timestamps in case y’all need it
0:01, video begins
Thanks so much
@@uncoolbob9653 we didnt need that one
This game makes me so sad because it has sooo so so much potential and does a lot of things right but then goes for the “ooohhhhhh spooky look behind you it’s a 3D Banban model” type of “horror”
LITERALLY WHAT I THOUGHT
damn.
I liked it a lot
my exact thoughts!! it doesn’t help that the market for these types of games has been so saturated. i can tell the creator put a lot of thought and effort into the game, and some of the 4th wall breaks are genuinely really cool, but i just can’t help but be unimpressed cause i’ve seen similar shit way too many times now you know. though i guess this is more so a problem with me than the game itself. the genre is still on the newer side so there bound to be some people discovering it for the first time.
Yeah, it's an incredibly coded game, I can't even fathom how they do it to access so much of the computer, but it also doesn't do much with it.
@@gaysextapeI'd say this is an exceptionally complicated program, though.
Like as someone learning software engineering right now, I can safely say that there's a lot of really interesting stuff, not to mention a ton of attention to detail.
The delete sequence is specially cool, cause a lot of the byte sequences are in authentic hexadecimal, for example. This is the kind of stuff that isn't that often done
Smart of you to edit out the part where he pulled out your furry commission collection, fair play man
Mad relatable and based 🗿
Someone described the game as having the Sublety of a brick, and while i agree, i think some of the stunts it pulls is REALLY cool. I love the Metahorror aspect here more than IMSCARED and Doki Doki, but i think the way it delivers that horror falls falt alot (spooky man go boo)
i have to agree, game have great concept and ideas but i wished it has more slowburn at the start.
I think ddlc is better but I like this too
The opening made it feel very generic, but it got genuinely interesting later on. Idk if it’s intentional or not.
I think the lack of subtlety and decent-at-best writing can be excused because some of the tricks it pulls are really fucking clever. spoofing a video player window to have something jump out of it at you is cool as hell and the second monitor scares are a really interesting idea as well. It shows a pretty good understanding of the fundamentals as well, cuz it gives you Some space to rest between scares. it's a shame it beefed the landing so hard in that last stretch
It gets dogshit near the end though
holy shit the parts at 38:44 is literally how psycho mantis from metal gear solid made people feel.
Full on rendering the game art was a really neat touch. If those were my favourite/most played games then I’d be freaking out as I’d be so used to the cover art.
19:25 I’m disappointed in myself, because the moment I saw the eyes, I immediately said Pickle Rick. I’ve never been more depressed about an answer.
15:33 this was actually suprising
i love how games are made so unique that they
litreally roam around your computer
gets good at 49:56
How did you make that?
Cheers
Based
@@Bushman06 Laced
Lmbo
KinitoPet honestly couldve been SOO MUCH better, however it just places scares way too often to where its expected. It'd be better if there was a segment where you'd expect some scary stuff to happen, but all works as normal and nothing happens to keep the tension and terror.
real
Shipwrecked did it better but it’s still good
Dude hearing Stardust Speedway ”Bad Future” 19:09 brought back a part of my childhood
YUR HUR YUR HUR 🗣️🔥 YUR HUR YUR HUR 🗣️🔥💥
Its the Metal sonic boss fight theme in Sonic generations 🤓
I knew it was Sonic related, but couldn't remember it at all until you pointed it out, thank you
The Sonic Riders final boss song at 20:38 hit me harder cuz no one ever references that game lol
@@syfrax9725 yeah that’s where I remember it from.
0 Views in 20 Seconds Pyro Fell off
3 likes in 2 minutes coollutz fell off
Shut up omg
@@lambda7600 likes in 3 minutes, lambda760 fell off
@@UnemployedStormtrooper 0 likes in 1 minute, UnemployedStormtrooper fell off
pyrocynical fans are the only fan that will make me laugh out loud
the jokes never get old and they're always funny even if repetitive!
please continue making these comments so pyro will stop looking through comments 🙏🏾
25:50 omg jerma cameo
Why is The Germkla in Pyro's Desktop? Is he hornknee??
@@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 Is there a lore reason why Jamaica is always horny?
Pyro truly is happier when he’s not paying attention to chat.
That desktop image of Squidward X Gorgeous Freeman is something else Pyro.
I love how he tries to say 'we gotta lock in' at 14:10, yet immediately stutters and locks his eyes right back on the screen as if his life depended on it.
I like how this is more funny than horrifying just because he just answers the questions with silly responses
Are you really femboy? *Vegetable and memeulous jumpscare*
27:15 pyro’s reaction to the lights going out was comedy gold. So many jokes could be made about this.
Insert FNAF 1 power out noise
Pregnant Pyro's oc tied up and oiled up under a christmas tree
HHhHHHhhHhHhhHh
the most funny pyrocynical fan
@@driZZlebrown-uy9gbsecond most funny pyro fan
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Pyro is not your friend, stop consuming the slop
:(
We must wake up
We must wake up
He may not seem to be an actual freind... Yet this is instantly countered with a much worser implication...
Unprecedented Redactions.
I can't. I'm Addicted to femboys, giving bad commentary
26:37 unable to find camera jumpscare
what an interesting story. I honestly felt for Kinito. Imagine being trapped as a piece of software but still needing connection like humans do. You might do extreme things too, if you were left alone for weeks, months...
...I know it's silly to say, but a part of me wishes i had the option to sit down and explain to him I understand that he's lonely, and I think he *could* be a great friend, but he has to understand boundaries first.
...but I guess I have my own experiences being alone, too.
Agreed
Even if he's trapped who knows how many people I can't help but feel bad for the little guy
This feels like the spin off ending to a horror saga where the curse is lifted
his name is 5am
0:59
now that's some smart browser tech
The painting section has been one of my favorite bits in your videos in a long time lmao
Props to the editors
“Look at your other monitor”
Holy shit, Amongus!
thanks pyro my fucking gpu glitched when it said who is behind you and made my screen go black I shit myself
Hahaha....
LOOK BEHIND YOU
It wood be funny if you're GPU glitched again
@@extratreeger7553your*
if you are
Clipped the moment Pyro looked up rule 34 and sent it to a friend he replied with "no inflated Kiritopet, literally 1984 😔"
I like how you can tell he is faking almost every time he's scared like a 2010s CZcamsr playing fnaf
I think he genuinely got scared of the other monitor thing though lol, he fuckin SCRAMBLED to show the audience that
I always thought the same until I played some horror games myself. I am a *complete* pussy, and I would genuinely jump and scream at anything lol
Honestly I doubt that some of these reactions are fake, this game can legitimately get terrifying at some points
@@iluxa-4000 real
He's a big wuss. These are definitely not all fake
Bruh pyro gets way too much shit from everyone lmao, but this video is genuinely really good imo
its like that one friend that doesn’t know how to show affection so they just insult you 24/7
19:13 your editor earning that paycheck right there.
i love the way since he had a mental breakdown on live hes changed his camera angle co he dosent wanna b called a baby twink
All this premium slop is going right to my hips..curse you pyro, inflating me with slop!
Hmmmmmfgdgh
I like how Pyro says “the kid from Finding Nemo” as if his name isn’t Nemo
I feel like I'm the only one that actually enjoyed watching him draw mspaint drawings for like an hour. I'm aware it was boring but, I'm glad he did it, it's fun to watch the creative processes (even if it is shitty mspaint drawing) he should be doing more stuff like that instead of playing videogames and watching sunnyV2 videos all day.
Same LMFAO. Seeing him so fixated on it was chill
Or reddit slop
15:02 best timeing ever
Every pyro video has the same 3 comments:
____ views in ____ second pyro fell off
Timestamps: video ends
Something about slop
statement of the century
Pyro viewers are some of the most uncreative people on this planet (maybe even this galaxy)
pyro viewers are braindead, me included
The “are you really a femboy” moment made me laugh so hard I almost fell over
21:23 "Wow... that looks really acoustic."
23:31 I always just said sandwich or burrito cause you dont necessarily have to specify whats inside I could just say its a pizza burrito and shove a slice inside it 💀
IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS THE CLIPS WERE SO ENTICING
thanks pyro for explaining what is going on on the screen at 42:46 and 42:57, as a blind viewer I really thank you!!!
The memeulous jumpscares was so funny dude like what
The memeulous jumpscare was the best part LMAOOOO
"piked" interest instead of piqued interest. I always knew pyro was special, very special
"That sounds like a great game! We should play it sometime". Le head universe expands
Please do a 50+ hour video about this game
I like how you can strip all the horror from the game if you just never answer anything seriously
The game knew he was gonna look up furry inflation porn on stream AGAIN so it just closed itself instantly.
alright which editor put "i agree" at 23:03
This deserves a main channel
This guy's minesweeper skills are truly virtuosic
If it only had better subtlety and jumpscares
Oh no, It's Bonzi Buddy
props to the editor this is a pretty fun slop video to watch
I realised you're my favourite youtuber recently. You get my actual engagement the most. Dispite stuff that happened and me finding out stuff around you, i not mind it. It's not like your life is my business and I appreciate the content. I look forward to more content
First ever positive sloplive comment
bait
"self dono"
Your taste is trash
the kinitopet kinda sounds like bonzi buddy, which is fitting if you stay and think about it
not the inflated among us😭😭
Pyro has the ability of ruining the scares with the stupidest shit ever and STILL make a video worth watching
Kinito has no friends just like how the ps5 has no games
3:22 Pyro proceeds to show his twigs
What sort of trees do you interact with every day, fucking Yggdrasil?!
I like the crusty mic on his webcam, that really fits the era that the game is trying to emulate
Hate how Pyro doesn't know that Kinitopet is a Horror version of BonziBuddy
that's a really well edited video, the editors deserve a raise after that 😲
pyro your hair looks like xqc two years into the gambling addiction
Pyro's face scarier than the game
This is the fourth full playthrough of this I’m watching now, and it still doesn’t get old
its acrtually so scary, during this my monitor started flashing green for the first time ever, and i thought it was part of the video, but then i realise that the glitching was also happening OUTSIDE the video. anjd then when i realised that, it went black
This game's programming is pretty scary.
I feel like this would be a great main channel video, there’s a lot to the game
Relegated to pyrolive slop
Hate how even when fans told him to turn streamer mode on, something that’s purely beneficial for him and nothing for them, he still questioned if it’s legit.
This is why people keep trolling him.
Your artistry is astounding
pyro is genuinely demented, bro didnt read the email and thought chat was trolling him actual brain dead
nice pfp
Remeber the flare gun incident? I dont blame him.
1:46:46 is the best part
0:43 Dude that Pinball game i used to play it too much. I remember i played it when my dial-up was connecting😂...It used to come with Windows ME i think.
The amount of unintentional comedy in this was amazing
Of course pyro uploads the day after I watched the entire livestream just to see him play the game
The walls, he is in
The Milk, that had been spilled. The Slop? Has been administered.
Will be Slop? Judging the Video.
@@SunshowerWonderlab
Will it Slop?
Let's talk about that.
*(GMM Crossover that won't happen)*
Somehow you were able to put just the right words to make the funniest possible situations
26:37 LOOOL IT TRIED USING THE CAMERA
2 views in 30 seconds fell off
This isn’t IMSCARED….
Really hope he will play it!!
Nah its YOUREGAY
@@toots3877you pwned him
YOURMOM
what game is this?
finally some good quality slop
glad you played this pyro :)
It's pretty nice that they have a streamer mode. Only other game I can think of that has that is hi-fi rush.
I think Road 96 does too, it doesn't play some of the music to avoid copyright issues. It's a clever idea that I'm surprised isn't more common.
Pyrocynical using bonzi buddy be like
genuinely my favorite video on slop live to date
-i am inside
-cut to mike inside walter
25:50 BRO WTF I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT, I'VE SEEN ALMOST EVERYONE PLAY THIS GAME BUT I HAVE NEVER SEEN THAT FACE BEFORE, THAT LEGITIMATELY SCARED ME WHEN I NOTICED IT