Vita Carnis Is Terrifying
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- čas přidán 26. 04. 2023
- I'd love a trimming as a pet, shame about the mimic though :p
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Hey, this looks familiar lmao, hope you enjoyed it thus far!
Lol, I was looking for your comment about this one.
Good shit man. Keep on the good work
Surprised at the lack of likes this comment has. Amazing world you’ve made, hope we could get more info on the Monumentals and Singularities, they’re very interesting.
It’s amazing bro, I also love how this isn’t just unoriginal Mandela catalogue copy (not hating mc but the copies) and you actually used puppets
This is pretty neato
I love how the first 3 parts of vita carnis are all like "Yeah, this is kinda weird but actually kinda great", then then it goes straight to "These are actually terrifying and a danger to humans".
Will you buy me V-bucks from Fortnite?
First half of the series: "Look at these red things. They eat garbage."
Second half of the series: "There is a decent chance you're being stalked by a meat zombie right now. Check your walls and furniture for breathing sounds. Don't go into the woods."
Vita Carnis jumps from “big meat snake 😮😮😮” to “lovecraftian 9 foot tall creature which stalks you for days on end and guts you while you’re off guard”
It's a bit weird how there seems to be zero action whatsoever, I'm sure if a disfigured meat species suddenly invaded from underground and started attacking people, worldwide mobilization wouldn't be out of the question..
Vita Carnis be like "Hey look at these cool weird flesh animals, aren't they neat?" and then 10 minutes later they go "Oh also, they fucking eat us, by the way"
Pyro getting spooked by female anatomy has to be the most hilarious thing since the big booty Pyro incident.
Group hallucinations
Helo, compatriot, till we meet again
@@andrewjennings7306 It is all in le head
what incident?
He's probably shocked that the Pyro Mod isn't anatomically accurate
Pyro fans: constant verbal abuse no matter what pyro does
Pyro: shows disdain
Pyro fans:😮
tbf, pyro constantly belittles his fanbase so its kinda fair
@@juanitoalcachofa3485yeah but not nearly as often as we do
@@juanitoalcachofa3485 like, after years of his fans belittling him, cmon, he deserves to throw some punches back lmao
timestamp?
did you just use the term verbal abuse when describing his chat
The fact that Pyro compares this "animal" appearance to that of a real person (Paulie from The Sopranos) shows how mentally stable he is.
Heh heh
I laughed out loud when that one came, tbf.
I am infertile from eating scented candles
@@lpc9929 I am infertile from eating hand grenades.
It was probably because the soap on its head at that moment somehow reminds him of that man
Regarding 4:09 Pyro was probably thinking of 'alveoli', which are sites where blood gets oxygenated in the lungs.
we know mate
Ah makes sense thanks
@@ionobru I didnt :(
I dont know if it was intentional but I like to imagine the reason meat snakes dont live in Ireland is because of the whole deal of Saint Patrick banishing snakes off the island
I think it’s possible darian did it on purpose
as someone whos been living in ireland for all my life, i approve this message
In my opinion the family getting attacked by the harvester is the darkest and most terrifying part of the entire series, the screams alone sold that scene but the imagery together with the family photo makes it even worse.
Legalize civilian napalm to ice the mf.
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@@gameplayz5174what
The video of that is so terrafying that its hard to watch, the screaming and the images make it even more scary.
@@wndiua7566do it, pay it now-actually pay for mine too
welp, time to do some research on the new species Pyro showed us:
*_"Areolas Nipplis"_*
He was so close to the right word too
It’s aveoli
@@Biollante000 ravioli
@@coIlgnu Macaroni
@thenastypatty3377 Give me the formuoli
Give me the formiroli@@theonlyMoancore
The thing I really like about this series is that the horror comes from the basic concept of us not being at the top of the food chain anymore. While the cult and the alien prince are also somewhat interesting, I really hope this series keeps its focus on that core theme instead of getting bogged down in esoteric lore and sideplots like the Monument Mythos did
Tbh the lore is so convoluted in the monument mythos. It’s giving me a headache. That’s the real horror
Scariest thing is that Trimming isn't real
aren't you the minesweeper guy?
@@athyneil Yes.
@@PrimusSwallows Cool! couldn't believe that you watch Pyro, lol
Wow! This is a great video to put on in the background whilst I'm working in the coal mines!
I will even your infant daughter
@@fusgring reply lore
@@fusgring noo Gring please no!
back to the child mines
Walter Hartwell White
The thing I hate about the knock at 30:34 is that it only happened in my right ear, and my door, which is shut, is 5 feet to my right. It is also 4:30 in the morning at the time of me watching this video. That knock just scared away 30 years of my life.
What knock?
What are you talking about I didn’t hear a knock
It was around 30:34
@@bioshock2712 oh whoops, my bad
Same except the door to my right when im in bed watching this at 4 am is my closet
"I just saw a fat robot and was like ok I'm gonna buy that now"
Average pyro moment indeed
Pyro watching a documentary of himself is so wholesome
@@gameplayz5174 what???
I domt even know you dude
homie wanted likes so bad he couldn't even spell right 💀
( do not be fooled, original comment said "Pyro warching." *edits won't save you from the crawl* )
@@karolis5376 this mf spammed every comment section. Report the mf for spamming
@@gameplayz5174 sir this is a clash of clans gems only area
34:30 I feel like people planted growths and harvested them everywhere and only after a while the mimics started to appear. So in other words it probably spiraled out of control for a time (because it also takes some time for the first stage mimic to enter the second stage) and now there are just a bunch of mimics around.
Probably this combined with the fact that (if I understood the video correctly) the crawl is incredibly abundant basically everywhere, so getting rid of it all or monitoring each branch would not be realistic even on the scale of a small city.
Imagine you don't know what a mimic is and see an infant one and assume it's a trimming, so you take it home
I like how when we want to make something weird we default to meat. Mystery Flesh Pit National Park, Gemini Home Entertainment, and this.
I'll show you meat
Meat at the base level is just gross in general.
to be fair it is delicious
@@Tamaki742and delicious
Don't hug me I'm scared, in the first episode when things get weird they start making arts and crafts projects with meat.
Babe wake up, new analog horror series just drop
They would never sleep
Will you buy me V-bucks from Fortnite?
It’s been around for a few months
@@demoman5864 yo demoman can I get some of that weed?
New?!!???
the door knock genuinely made me think someone was at my door and i literally got up to go like, open my door and look around to see nobody there. It genuinely instills this terrifying fear to just open your door given the information you JUST heard.
im not even wearing headphones and it sounds like it literally came from my door a couple feet away from me 😭
Analog horror trying to not have a creature that doesn’t have supernatural powers, strength, mimicry and Can’t be killed normally challenge : impossible
Literally they're all like "uhhhhh guns don't work so don't try!"
If there was like a dangerous bloodthirsty species of creatures that isn't immune to guns the plot simply wouldn't happen because realistically humans would try hunting them all down for good
I mean to be fair if they were killable it would just be a war movie
Yeah that’s my one disappointment with the series, the Mimics are literally just generic “scary lanky man come into your house and can’t be killed by weapons so ur dead lol” monsters outside of the unique appearance of the physical puppet.
It would be way more interesting if they could be killed but were more cunning like skinwalkers, it wouldn’t turn into some sort of war or hunt because the whole point of creatures like this is that they’re mysterious and come out of nowhere.
Yeah. Like suvivial horror approach. You CAN kill them, but its unlikely if You are not ready
I love how they have the budget to make puppets and artworks and everything but not enough to write vegetables correctly
Budget?
i believe you mean free time that they can spend doing things they enjoy!
@@Myla.7z replace budget with effort, problem solved 🤷♂
Truly the artistic challenge. We cannot spell even with a gun to our head. I’m sure I’ve misspelled something on this very comment.
Honestly, im a prop and costume maker. When I originally wanted to make a horror story I basically accepted to myself "Yeah okay, I gotta learn 3d modeling, rendering and composition" but after seeing the trimming puppet and then the mimic puppet I was like "Goddamn. Why didn't I think of that."
4:00
That relatable moment where you confuse aveoli and areola before making the second biggest mistake in your streaming career
Truly one of the pyro moments of all time. It’s almost as good as the time a furry yiff artist asked me on Instagram to send them a picture of spaghetti and I obliged of course.
@@nemobushstatue5111 WHAT DID YOU SA
pyro’s hairline is terrifying
I'm black btw
@@DutchVanderLin congrats
@@DutchVanderLin nice man
@@DutchVanderLin cool
@@DutchVanderLin, So happy for your race transition.
Pyro having two incidents so close together is hilarious
Analog horror has become WAYYY too cryptic, so having simple yet horrific creatures be explained to me in plain fckin English is very refreshing.
35:16
The best donation in pyro history
Thank you Putin, you the real MVP here
So if people are aware of the mimics in the universe, wouldnt people snuff them out? Or be far more aware and be far more cautious by making sure their house is safe when they sleep or sleep with proper protection and safety I.E. locked doors, guns/knives. I feel people would actively go out of their way to kill them to ensure safety of the people around them. I know the incompetence of the government is done for the sake of horror, but it just makes the people in the universe seem mentally unable rather than hopeless.
Yeah, that whole part with the mimics was kinda were it started losing me
The Crawl and Trimming's were both introduced in a way where it's believable that humanity wouldn't go out of their way to exterminate them, so I was okay with that. But then with the Mimic and the implication that governments, communities and families just agree to a mentality of "Guess I'll die" seems incredibly silly to me
I mean, one must only look at what happens when a wild predator like Wolf, Bear or larger Cat kills a person. They're usually tracked down and either killed or at the very least pushed away further from civilization
Also, the whole schtick with firearms not being a deterrent to mimics is also just incredibly difficult to believe. I could see one of them potentially shrug off 9mm for a few minutes (unless you're going at it with full auto) but considering the sheer destructive power of slugs and buckshot, I don't believe for a second that *anything* made out of flesh would be able to just take it and not be seriously injured in the process. Bear's are several times the size and weight of humans and they still get messed up when shot with higher caliber weapons
@@r0de exactly, they make “mary sue” characters just to make it seem like an unstoppable threat.
@@chop2531 well I mean, think about mimics like criminals. They may not think like most of the population but they’re still an active part of society nonetheless, some even lead normal enough lives to where they raise no suspicion. No matter how hard we try we will never 100% be able to stop every crime in action, in fact it’s not rare for active crimes to go on without interference leaving enough time for the perpetrators to get away.
Most answers to crime are preventing it from happening in the first place. Mimics act like the most sophisticated house robbers/serial killers but on a supernatural level meaning they live outside the bounds of human capability (police interference for example) to stop those crimes. Look at all the historical serial killers who’ve done heinous crimes against humanity, gotten away with it and continued unbothered for years at a time, even after they get flagged they’re still able to go on the run for weeks maybe even months while being actively hunted.
Those are humans just like me and you who however, inhuman they may act are still bound by basic human needs and are prone to making mistakes that would lead to them getting caught. Now give them supernatural powers and enhanced ability to live outside of society, outside the bounds of investigation, outside the limits of human nature that inevitability lead to being caught. Is it really that hard to imagine that kind of creature getting away with one off killings every couple days if historically we can’t even prevent fellow weak humans from doing the same probably right now as I type this?
@@r0de The reasoning behind not getting rid of the mimics is tied in with the lore around the cult likely. Also the only instance we see the area in which the mimic attacks is deep in a forest (the other is in a house which you can't tell if its in an urban or rural area). I think the mimics ARE pushed out, and heavy weaponry likely DOES harm them. Later in the series it shows that you can slow them down or disable them via shooting their head or feet.
I think its a mix of manipulation and common sense in the government to release a PSA saying "If you see a weird lookin dude, pull out your 12 Gauge and pop em in the head".
Also, mimic attacks are shown to be more like bear attacks, uncommon but very real. Yes they kill the bear or push it out, but people don't go out and kill all the bears. Also, mimics are shown to hide away and go into deep sleep or something to digest or whatever. Its probably incredibly difficult to find the mimic after an incident.
It appears to be less of "We aren't going to do anything" and more of "Oh god, we have giant farms producing murderous meat people the happen to look like trimmings as a child, hiding in forests outside small towns and picking off people one by one, then going and hiding the forest to hibernate". I think its a combination of factors even EXCLUDING THE CULT ACTIVITY make it incredibly difficult to deal with a new threat.
I think the hosts of influence are far more terrifying
This is one of my favorite analog horrors in recent time. Super interesting lore. It also helps that the fact u can eat the creatures and the food mind control feeds into pyro’s fat fetish.
15:41 I mean, Trimmings seem like the perfect guard pet, because a thief will be trying to break into your house in the middle of the night, hear this shit, and think to themselves "Yeah I’m out".
Dude mixing "alveoli" with "areola" on stream is medical comedy gold!
For those of you who wanted to know what the robot that Pyro was holding is called it is a mecha robot called Grendizer it's from a very old anime called UFO Robo Grendizer
Lmao when I saw that I immediately googled "Fat Grendizer" good to know I'm not tripping
@@Zacktey Lmao
I really felt like it was grendizer
Man my mom used to watch Grendizerwhen she was young. She always talks about it.
Dude the artist of this series seems like such a kind and down to earth person. I'm so glad this is blowing up.
Also Alveoli is what you were trying to say I think. Air sacs in the lungs. I mix them up too. 😅
I remember the alveoli by imagining chest ravioli. May not seem like much but dumb stuff like that is how omelette passed his biology classes.
@@TheOmelette I love this
@@TheOmelette I do not like breathing now, thanks.
I used to just make songs out of memorization words, you however decided to make us all imagine our lungs full of Boyardee.
@@TheOmelettealveoli do make an excellent filling for ravioli
they did a really good job at choosing which organisms to discuss in what order. each one actually ramped up from the previous
Hopefully the next time Pyro decides to watch another horror webseries, he checks out Morley Grove next.
Monument mythos
@@Pristhhh i thought he watched that already. That stream was months ago iirc
FACES
@@theotv5522 damn I gotta check it out
Chezkids archives
Pyro trying so hard to prove his innocence mistaking Areola for Bronchioles is cute. uwu
most normal pyrocynical comment
35:17 leaked audio recording of Pyro and Ivory
classic alveoli moment
Isn't he so adorable with the stuttering
I’m like 90% sure he thought the alveoli but got mixed up witching lehead
36:14 How to counter a mimic: ✨️Parkour✨️
Camman is safe then
35:16 That is the single best dono I have ever heard
Pyro cannot go a video without exposing his fetish, classic pyro
15:40
Imagine working a dead end 9-5 job and then having a neighbor that has a Trimming as a pet nextdoor. Life must be hell...
I hate the way the trimmings yell at night they always wake me up
fr but you can just wack them with a broom and they'll go away
36:28 you say that sarcastically but that is actually what you should do if your being randomly attacked. Often random attacks (as rare as they are) are attacks of opportunity and if you get away that aren’t likely to run you down. It’s similar to some animals they will pursue, but only for a small amount of time before giving up and looking for weaker pray.
Unlike the one that killed the lady after chasing her down after he already secured a meal but killed her anyway
My favorite part was when he pulled out the robot and all of chat went "oh of course it fat"
The tips really remind me of tips of what to do when you meet a bear/dangerous wild animal, also I like how the creatures slowly get more alarming, from le root to meat slenderman.
This is one of my favourite analog horror, the whole concept and the unexpected ending makes it amazing.
by far my favorite detail is the mimic "jumpscare" in the closet where it doesnt need to make a scary sound, as a animal woundnt need to
The heat death of the universe will not stop pyro uploading reaction content. Coincidentally, that is also the date of the next main channel video
Pyro: "I wanted to be a doctor"
Also Pyro 4:00 "Is that an Areola"
That trimming screeching at night being cutoff was great for the uncanniess of the series
0:41 weve seen it in the background so long and finally it gets an appearance
I'm so happy to see more people covering Vita Carnis! I haven't watched a lot of analog horror (hell I'm a latecomer to the Mandela Catalogue) but this hit me almost instantly.
Vita Carnis is my absolute favoring analog horror series, love seeing pyro react to it
can't wait to see a game made of this
also, i think a bunch of people have been taking the prince story more literally, when i think personally it's a metaphor for how the vita carnis appeared, the prince being the vita carnis and the creatures being humanity
Based on all of the notebook pages, its likely that the prince is some unkown figure, vita carnis is the magic he shows, and the creatures are humanity, but the helpful ones are the cult.
Its very possible that the story is one they use to indoctrinate new members into the cult.
“Gemini Home Catalog”💀 2:53
18:43
Pyro acts like talking to the Trimming is weird when I'm over here giving my cat an entire highly-detailed explanation of my whole day
when pyro said areoli I KNEW he meant alveoli, I KNEW what was coming and I was still shocked
I personally think vita carnis blows its load too quickly with the whole lovecraftian angle. It goes from "alternate lifeforms impacting our ecosystems oooh kinda spooky, hope that doesn't cause any long term problems to society" to "AHHHH GIANT THING LOVECRAFT SCARY UWAAAA" in the same video and it just seems like the creator was too excited to see how silly this is.
I think its to get to the fact that the whole is about corruption, cult activity, and issues with the government and corporate faster. Vita Carnis as new creatures aren't the focus of the series, but rather a vessel to carry the series. However I do agree it could have been split up a little more.
So my guess just from this video
The storybook is telling the tale of the creatures arriving on earth,
The prince is an alien who got separated and landed on our world, hence falling off the boat, went dormant underground (hence sleeping in a cave)
We are the creatures that woke the prince up trying to benefit from it
The reason they are obsessed with radios and building monoliths is because they wanna go home and are trying to communicate with their race to get back to them
So basically from what I learned today living in the East Coast USA in an extremely remote Wild location is the perfect way to witness many of these “fantastic” creatures.
Pyro being unable to turn his own volume down without effecting the stream is wild, average UK intelligence
Step 1: lock door
Step 2: hide in closet, dont fully close it and keep light on
Step 3: die
Glad you finally got around to watching this! Loved this CZcams series.
as a romanian, i can confirm we are all just really evolved hosts that look like you regular guys
1:07 the bot Pyro has is the Grendizer bot from UFO Robo Grendizer. Love that show. Not sure why bro is round like that but ofc Pyro would have that. Just surprised I'd see something Grendizer related in a Pyro video
14:10 "That is how I sleep knowing I still haven't released Petscop 2"
YESSS amen, so glad pyro watched this, one of my personal favorite analogs! the storybook was probably the most interesting part of this whole bit 🤞🤞
only pyro can make a 32 min vid into a hour long slop sesh
Good ol slop
1:09 It's from Grendizer, a 70s mecha anime.
I wonder why it’s fat tho
I like how pyro acts like the meat snakes not touching Ireland is a bad thing
As a resident all my life thank the lord nothing related to pyro will ever be that close to me
The Crawl reminds me of that story where someone threw up a blood clot that was shaped like a lung, the image of it is pretty much identical to The Crawl.
Pyro logic: If it has air in the name it must be the lungs
the door knocking was panned so well that i paused the video and waited a whole minute before resuming and then realising from pyro's reaction lmao
Dont worry pyro, we’ll just bring up your third incident every day for the rest of your life :)
It's a miracle the Stream didn't got pulled when pyro showed the nipple
pyro confusing the areola with the bronchiole is next level british intelligence
Akchuali I'm pretty sure he was trying to say alveoli which are the little sacs at the ends of a bronchiole
You nota knowing what the alveoli is is really showing the peak of American education
30:50 I feel the exact same. As soon as the knock happened I looked to right even though my door was the complete opposite direction and just stared at the window lol
>Keep a bloody gun
>You have knives in your kitchen.
>Flamethrower
BROOOOOOO the crawl anatomy looks EXACTLY like the Veins used to export blood in War on Worlds, I wonder if that's what they are based on?
"The rest of the apples, banana peels and egg shells are perfect snacks"
Pyro: my tax documents 👍🏼 15:28
Each time I see this video in my recommendations the thumbnail is different each time.
Thanks Pyro for putting so much effort in changing thumbnails, it's very cool 👍
(On a genuiene side-note, you're very enjoyable to watch even in your "reaction" videos and you always go far beyond in quality on your main channel, keep it up man. Proud of ya)
Someone just killed the Wall of Flesh and crimson started spreading
Vita Carnis is TOP TIER. So glad he watched this.
this is so scary that I feel pyro coming inside of me 🙏
Ay yo what
lean furry?
😭📷📸
1:03 BRO GOT A GRENDIZER ROBOT I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYONE OWN ONE BEFORE!!
"Firearms are not effective"
The Afghanistan Vet with a 14.5mm kpv machinegun in his bedroom
Thanks for the biology lesson Dr Pyro PHD
I had no idea the areola was part of the lungs
I mean, the general chest area
Pyro can’t live in this universe because he’d love the thought of being eaten by the Mimic
35:17 Sums up the Pyrocynical fandom
The Paulie comparison had me laughing for literally 5 minutes. Good shit👌
Ah yes Gemini Home Catalog. The scariest analog horror series on youtube.
30:36, I had to rewind that clip cause it spooked me too. I legit looked around my room, scared.
I hope the part of the stream where he keeps getting assaulted by censor beeps is kept in here
Yep
Pyro turning down the volume instead of complaining about it challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
@@SeaSurf74 to be fair I would imagine it would’ve been hard to hear since the dialogue is already pretty quiet
This was so scary that I felt I needed to run up the stairs after turning the light off
The best dono known to mankind 35:16
12:32 there's this really interesting ARG thing(?) from back before analogue horror kinda took over that scene called Daisy Brown which also utilizes a puppet similarly to this, definitely worth checking out.
Thank you, dear Pyro. I have commented about this series before on your channel. Glad to see it here.
the trimming pet looks like something will McDaniel would make
35:16 yoohhh my dono made it in to the video! My rapidly increasing debits on my bank account were not in vain!!! 🤑
58:07 AND THE 2ND ONE TOO!!! YESS
I do think they're trying to domesticate the crawl into the farms, where they can just squish the mimic trims and keep the normal trimmings and snakes
And the harvester as well can't root itself in a basic greenhouse foundation and would be noticeable when it's growing
Thank you for this scary and fulfilling hour of slop funny tv head man
i love when people watch horror stuff the upload it because i like horror stuff but get scared easily so i just watch it with them like a friend or something
Yeah it’s less spooky
4:25 i think pyro meant to search for alveoli originally