Pyrocynical Reacts to The Mandela Catalog! (All episodes)
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- čas přidán 14. 05. 2022
- I liked the bit with the cat and the heavy breathing
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“I am inside your home” yeah buddy me too you’re not special
I’m in your walls, living behind the fridge
@@ididntaskverified3663 can you get me a drink then
@@ididntaskverified3663 can you figure out if the lights inside the fridge actually turns off hen I close the door?
@@toeseater2855 they stay on in models Past 2014 and Sony smart fridges
This comment made me laugh way too hard
Literally bursts into laughter as soon as he sees a cat, Pyro really hasn't changed
From laughing at a disabled cat in a wheelchair to chonky walkin cat
cat????? cry of fear reference
@@oliverraistrick5174 utopia reference, but I think hes referring to the cat in the wheelchair meme lol
1:30:23
Tru
The scariest part is how the creatures are so certain that Mark is going to kill himself any time now, and that nothing can save him, that they just start having a party outside his bedroom door.
Sr Pelo: Say no more. *releases* *mandela* *magazine*
@Ghosty nah b god made him allergic to cats and spawned some cats in the room
I love Jesus, this I know-
man I love Jesu-
boooooom
Yeah just the legions of hell having a casual convo outsides someones door is hilarious.
The sus faces are just funny out of context but to be honest, at like 3 am shit hits different.
Exactly
The elongated pupils in a lot of the eyes always remind me of the "pie eyes" from old animated films.
Maybe I just try too hard to immerse myself in these videos because I never really find the faces explicitly funny.
@@zenixkiryu I think it has a lot to do with how you got exposed to it, if you first saw it in a meme thats supposed to be funny you are not gonna be as freaked out by it as if you watched it first on the video
Do NOT watch Jerma985 at 3AM guys!
the way jonah screams, "shut the fuck up" when he runs away sends chills down my spine
Where
@@cactoose2 1:13:56
it reminds me of smosh for some reason
@@sharpneedle6063brain rot
i love watching pyro laugh at a cat for 20 minutes,just like old times
Oh no that IS old times now isn’t it
@Best 🅥 no
I have no idea who makes the thumbnails for this channel, but they're doing a bang-up job.
Their Twitter is in description
@@lunamanceranimation Thanks a bunch! Can't believe I didn't notice...
@@davidwilson2916 np ^^
Fun fact at 1:14:26 Juna actually dies because his hungry bars are empty. He didn't get the pizza in time mission failed.
Someone should make a “Jonah Simulator” where you just sit in a van and say stuff to Adam until your ‘hungry bar’ depletes and you get a mission failed
Mandela catalogue video game but you can circumvent the entirety of Volume 2 by getting a pizza before going
Jonah*
“Juna”
How the hell did you get “Juna”
I love how Pyro goes to the effort to record introductions to the vods.
THAT'S WHY PYRO'S THE GOAT! *THE GOAT!*
???
@@envi1108 it did it twice
That's the thing though!
Remember this M.A.D? It refers to when you hear the alternates or smth, and when you hear something / get to know something you don't wanna hear / get to know, you get M.A.D / high 97% of dying. But Adam pursues it. He does not run, he want to know, he wants to hear.
yep, Adam gets M.A.D and rather than wanting to kill himself, he hunts down alternates on some false pretence that because he survived he's special. The fact that he survived assumedly numerous alternate encounters gives him this sense of invincibility which is why he dives head strong into this one, without realising that he's dealing with an actual alternate with the intent to kill, killing him and Jonah, of whom tagged along because of friendship and loyalty, as well as attempting to hold Adam back. Such beautiful character writing on behalf of Alex, just wow
Indeed.
@@FeatKanye wasn't M.A.D supposed to not affect people who *wanted* to hear the alternates?
@@FeatKanye no adams one of the missing kids the alternates can’t kill him for some reason or at least would very much prefer to keep him alive
@@averageterrariafan2215 no MAD affects anyone who hears the alternate. BUT, it’s 97%, so there’s that 3% of people who are affected by MAD and survive.
It is actually funny as a Christian watching Pyro completely misremembering biblical characters and their stories, incredible work Pyro, keep it up.
True.
"wait, isnt jesus that guy who built the big boat?"
@@baldurvintheretardedtard8166 That was my favorite biblical story, titled: "Hey uh remember the time Jesus built the big boat?"
I read a comment on Wendigoon’s 2nd Mandela Catalogue video basically theorizing that even though the “woman” alternate who called Jonah and Adam didn’t sound unhinged, she still hasn’t completely mastered our language. The comment suggested that the alternate misunderstood them saying “We can come tonight” as “two nights” and then proposed that they stay three nights. It’s also implied that the alternate that called them is the same one that killed Cesar, his mom, and Mark (since the alternate and Cesar’s mom share the same voice actor, and that it used her voice to lure the two to Cesar’s old house)
I don’t understand
Pyro actually got disappointed about the fact that he couldn’t watch the Mandela catalog in 1080p 60fps
Bro why muh analguo horor not 4k
unkown1246whoosh
I think it’s really interesting how at the beginning it says the alters use psychological war and you see that come up over and over my favorite example is when they taunt Jonah for running away and you can tell it’s actually working
"Daddy didn't tuck me in. And there is a man in my closet."
I feel like there's an easy solution: just ask the spook in the closet to tuck you in.
I cant watch this without laughing
I like the world building and atmosphere,but the funny faces are getting me
Thats the thing about horror, the best horror has a really thin line of being absolutely terrifying to some and hilarious to others, the hole end of hereditary is one of those examples too, it was honestly one of the scariest things Ive seen in a movie, but I also read that some think its funny, or shining is also an example of it.
@@deadshot0908 Yeah the faces has genuinely given me nightmares. I hate Uncanny Valley bullshit and this hits right home.
Watch it in the dark with surround sound speakers
Thanks to pyro, my humour keeps devolving from well structured jokes to MLG to now analog horror self awareness memes
I love how Pyro had the same logic as me, viewing something scary in a smaller screen somehow makes it less scary lmao
Fr
Same
Me and chat had the same thought when I kept watching Pyro looking at his other monitor lol. It was like trying to watch a show with someone else who keeps looking away and ignoring the show.
Then it turned out he was looking at the OBS view because he was scared.
Very nice. Now let's see Paul Allen's Mandela Catalog
Haha American psycho funny
@@k_dub0257 facts though, so true my friend
@@anusaukko6792 👍
my face when I see binary code (Epic Mandela catalogue reference)
Terrible ARGs like 5 years ago did this all the time, "It's in binary look at this super hidden message please care"
@The Game Shorts 🅥 holy shit its finally here!!!!!!!!!!
OMG!!!! BInARRRY!?!1?! IS THAT A HAXOR REFRENC?!?!?!
My brain when I see binary: "aw yeah, it's ARG time"
I become ever more happier the days Pyro uploads his vods.
The fact he's laughing and not scared is terribly terrifying
It's a coping mechanism most of the time. I did laugh at the jerma faces though.
I think i’ve been scarred enough as a kid to laugh at this
@@EggsandBak3y bro watched the joker once
i find it cool how some people watch this and find it hilarious but then there’s people like me who are absolutely terrified
Def it it conceptually horrifying. I can understand bothsides
Apparently it basically boils down to if you're religious then it's scary if you're not religious then it's funny haha moment
@@shadow-lord9176 I'm not even religious i don't know why but that face 5:37 is just creepy it makes me feel very uncomfortable
@@shadow-lord9176bruh I mock God/Jesus every time I can and this shit legit gets me feeling a sense of dread and makes my hurt sound in all of the room.
The most terrifying for me specially is the one where the baby is crying, disappears, and then the mom suicides, it just horrifies me (And the rest are very unsettling too, but I can tell why people make fun of/laugh of the faces)
@@shadow-lord9176 the Sus faces are funny everything else is unsettling and not religious
the pyro starterpack:
binge an entire horror series
get scared at a donation
True
Man I really wanna see more of these things, the tension is fucking amazing
29:44 Couldn't help but notice something was missing here...
Too disturbing? (Distraught by the sight of her missing infant.)
Iirc the mother hangs herself in that scene, so I can see why he cut it from the vod on YT. Probably what got the original age restricted in the first place
@@endermaniac9877 still pissed as someone who doesnt have twitch,
@@Joa7_7 take it up with CZcams lmfao
I thing i really like is that apparently Noah was visited by the “angel” and was scared, not because of the angel but that he knew…
that it was not an angel.
How has one innocent game ruined the entire internet permanently? These are the questions we should be asking.
Because it became popular during a critical moment in the globes history, the pandemic, when most people were ordered to stay inside.
With people staying inside, and the game being free on phones, everyone who missed their friends started playing it with them.
Then it died because people realized that all it had to offer was "you're sus, and maybe my other friend is sus"
But since it was so popular so quick, everyone remembers it, even if it died quick from it's simple premise.
Basically TLDR; game got popular during pandemic, smash hit, died super quick, small game big impact.
@@citizenvulpes4562 I was asking more rhetorically, but yeah, unfortunate timing
Genuinely, I feel that the main issue with Analog Horror is due to it being oversaturated on the internet. It's very easy to make, due too you only really needing a vhs filter and a basic editing software; meaning even the most talentless of people can make an Analog Horror video that can still gain some attention. Honestly, if there was less of it, I'm sure less people would take issue with that genre.
Also, Among Us. That was the other issue that impacted Analog Horror.
I just can't believe he didn't know notice the similarities the ceaser imposter face had to the Jerma Sus one. It almost seems intentional
@@Eightsixseven23224 When the alternate is performing suspicious actions.
I love analog horror but.. so many of these creators don’t know how to pace stories, or make scares that aren’t “edited face with big eyeball,” or as Pyro mentioned, the “rule of 3s” thing. It sucks, because there’s very few series now that scratch the itch for me. They leave a lot to be desired :(
Yea but most of them have an good lore with much effort like as example the mandela catalog it has an great lore
@@Eightsixseven23224 he's noticed it and mocked it himself before
"cry of fear acting" is so fucking true lmao
To be fair, a lot of the stilted and awkward feeling in the dialog is entirely deliberate; it's meant to show that the speaker is already an alternate. That particular scene doesn't have that excuse, but a lot of the rest does.
2 corinthians 10-41 "Whoever welcomes a prophet as a prophet will receive a prophet’s reward,"
this is what you get if you put the soccer score along with the extra one into google with 2 corinthians, he do be a bit of a baddy prophet tho.
Was watching this and the smoke alarm started blaring halfway through, scared me like nothing before
shitted pants alarm went off and became real
tbh when he laugh at the cat walking towards the camera I found it quite wholesome and cute
19:30
Pov: what the last Pringle in the can sees
The creator creating his own official parody is brilliant.
ngl I do find the among us faces scary I'm sorry for being the problem
I do genuinely find the series really interesting though, especially having a religious background it really messes with me. It's flawed, but then, everything we like is.
rule of 3's thing is a big pitfall and something that these kinds of series need to stop doing though I completely agree.
Same, absolutely terrifying, love it sm
God will not judge you lightly for saying “Sussy Christ” 💀
It's the anti christ, "sussy christ=anti christ"
Watching pyro not taking the first volume seriously has the same vibe as you showing your favorite shoe to your friend and he has he same face all he while watching it lmao
Bro i was so confused what you meant by showing your friend your favorite shoe until i realized you meant show
@@hautoa1513bro thank you I was so lost reading this comment
"The letter Haych"
Legit thought you were Alex Kister
@@britishrailclass4767 Lmaoo yeah, I kind of did a little copying
@@kitelonga8408 We do a little bit of intruding.
@@The_True_Mx_Pink We do a little bit of alternating.
19:03
Man really just exploded into blood so much blood.
It even went through the screen,
I think the 10-4 was meant to be 10-41 which means someone's going into active duty which I think is referring to chapter 3 being the first time we see Davis
I love and hate how he is missing everything because of the donations and subscriptions, whilst he constantly looks at chat.
My new kitty loves the little pyro on the bottom of the screen, is there a bigger version of the gif?
I was watching the vod on my phone and he kept tapping it lol
@@UwU-sp9be That's pretty cute, ngl. Does your kitty have a name?
@@UwU-sp9be tell us your cat's name and tell him we love him
Can't spell Jesus without SUS.
Truer words have not been said
amen brother
He should do monument mythos, genuinely the best analog series out there
Love the latest videos on analog horror, hope you are enjoyng it as well.
@JJ Shorts 🅥 holy cr*p really?!? It's finally here?!?
@@machine_toaster202 yes
@@machine_toaster202 bro what the h#ck ive been waiting for for evr!!!1!1
@JJ Shorts 🅥 you know what else is here?? Your mom
48:40 kept laughing at it the whole video
What I would guess, is that the Police does not help callers to help with an Alternate as the caller themselves could be Alternates and as Mark tried to shoot the Alternate with a Deagle, we can safely say that regular Police Standard Issue weaponry will have no effect on Alternates so there would be no reason to risk officers lives with Alternate encounters.
This, along with the fact that in the first one after just being in the same house as someone it was able to track them all the way to their house, I imagine if this happened to a police officer and they followed them home, assimilated(?) them and pretended to still be an officer they could potentially destroy the entire police department. Another thing could be the police officers are already alternates at this point and just want themselves to spread more.
Mark killed himself, not the alternate.
@@thegoddesscarolyn8317 But we can safely assume, that he tried to kill the Alternate first. And only killed himself as a last resort.
@@thegoddesscarolyn8317 alternates make you go insane so you kill yourself, that's their whole method
i like the part where the intruder intrudred everywhere
Honestly alternates be getting mad clips like they got so many kills without even laying a hand on anyone
hope hes not overworking himself, happy with the content.
Been waiting for this Vod Keep it up man
I love how pyro just got slowly and slowly more scared
pyro tell the person that makes your thumbnails that they do a GREAT job
48:46 "I appreciate it more than you can think" is a chilling statement knowing the context.
Pyro tries not to mention cry of fear in his stream (Impossible)
*This stream was brought to you by The letter 'h'*
I think Intruders are different than atlernates. or like a lower tier of alternate
An intruder is just an alternate that's stolen someone's body, I believe, or it's the other way around.
Idk, the difference is one is closer to killing you.
Mandela's been real quiet since Scrimblo dropped
who here after da allegations💀
?
Allegations were cleared up by Alex Kister.
Watching these makes me realise how op sociopaths could be against alternates.
You cant fear anything if you dont have emotions in the first place.
Do you actually know what a sociopath is?
@@lewiswood9154 pyrocynical
@@lewiswood9154 Jake Paul 💀
@Ghosty Pyrocynical
Sociopaths have emotions, psychopaths don't.
Take a shot everytime he says monker
This series terrified me and still is spooky. However with all the reactions and explanations I do feel better.
1:30:26 oh pyro never change please 😂
Judas was the one who betrayed Jesus. Gabriel was an archangel so I really don't think he would've betrayed Jesus. Also that excerpt after the goofy ahh face was an excerpt from Dante's Inferno from The Divine Comedy. That excerpt is from whenever Dante sees the Devil.
I wonder if people would've took the faces a bit more seriously if the sus meme wasn't a thing
As someone who was christian for most of their childhood, seeing a bible story distorted like that is chilling.
Same here.
If he says monka 1 more time im gonna set myself on fire
Im addicted to this series i love it so much
Pyro: My palms are sweaty. My knees weak. My arms are heavy.
there are three sub classes of alternates (i know this is over a year old) there are intruders who try to get to the human realm and then there are doppelgängers who try to imitate humans and get them to commit slip and slide so they can take their place and then there is a third type witch i forgot about but at the top is the angel who is the first alternate (i think) that deceived the humans to believe that it is god and corrupted all the world religions, that's why the warning said not to practice religion
19:00 bro's room turned red💀
Finally, a CZcamsr that actually made this less scary lmao
I little too scary for me at 1:30 AM in a pitch black room, so pyrotechnics is helping me out.
just finished watching and this just made my day
49:25 - one comment in the original pointed this out actually. The woman, clearly an alternate, asked if they could do 3 nights when the victim said "tonight", misinterpreting it as "2 night"
While the alternates can comprehend language, they can't fully understand it thus why they get confused sometimes
I put this vod on late one night, and I was falling asleep. My name is Joseph so as I half asleep, all I hear is "wake up Joseph. Wake up wake up wake up..." and I literally shat my pants. Did not sleep after that
this is faker than any ask reddit response
@@andoy_ common redditor moment
@@glowstone6448 i doubt you shit your pants
4:27 pyro calling Jospeh “baby” is so funny 💀😭
Ah yes sleeping material
It's hard to be scared, when your devil's voice is literally one of the text-to-speech options from Mac OS. (if you're wondering which one, it's called 'Whisper')
The alternates can only communicate through technology unless you have M.A.D. it is intentional.
@@ssgoko88
Love when people criticize the story without knowing the story.
im going to close my closet before i sleep because of this
Ngl i love how every youtuber says this shit looks goofy as hell but right when they start to watch they automatic go into un-nerved mode and says that shit will hit for a while now, make me laugh in humorous ways.
Lol
@@emrilbennett8704 bruh I literally forgot about this comment lmao, I sound like a jerk bruh
@@deezhumblenutz7194 it’s OK it’s funny!
I love how the first clipped he used of jerma being mandelalized was made by the creator of the mandela catalog
Thanks for this video pyro!
26:08 best timestamp
31:17 secret ending tier
33:15 The moment that he realises his foolishness.
7:41 Pyro literally spitting facts about himself
55:59 Pyro casually being 1000 iq
I LOVE YOUR CONTENT!!!!
Me getting mad at chat for interrupting the speaking parts
I'm waiting for him to react to volume 333 and every day gets brighter
Love this channel
It makes it SO MUCH BETTER after playing ULTRA KILL.
Has anyone noticed the creator subscribing? 25:58
12:12 when you’re playing a ranked match and run out of insults for the enemy team.
I keep myself knowledgeable of this man because of his amazing background noise
the cat bit is just soo good
17:56 that tuba sounding noice made me laugh