When You Don’t Know How to Count Money - Key & Peele

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  • A drug deal hits a snag when the sellers can’t figure out the best way to count the money.
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  • @gezzapk
    @gezzapk Před 3 lety +8855

    Brother Carlito forgets to add a 20 and gets everyone blasted.
    *CONSEQUENCES*

  • @browntinapay7318
    @browntinapay7318 Před 3 lety +18144

    Ah, the orange filter in every Mexican movie.

    • @aPeachWhoLovesYeshua
      @aPeachWhoLovesYeshua Před 3 lety +550

      I never realized I noticed that until this comment😭😭

    • @flaminmongrel6955
      @flaminmongrel6955 Před 3 lety +283

      Maybe that's how the sunlight is there? You know sunlight gets whiter as you go north in the hemisphere.

    • @Piquliar
      @Piquliar Před 3 lety +397

      Trump is low key a Mexican :v

    • @Anonymous-wy5dc
      @Anonymous-wy5dc Před 3 lety +154

      @@flaminmongrel6955 nope same sunlight

    • @Ringgold2x
      @Ringgold2x Před 3 lety +204

      After watching several American movies with Mexico as a setting, that's how I imagine the real Mexico.

  • @ArunaUtd
    @ArunaUtd Před 2 lety +7261

    That cartel boss looks like he enjoys his minerals

  • @GuruPremierGangStarr
    @GuruPremierGangStarr Před 7 měsíci +741

    "You really wiling to blow up this deal over 20 bucks?"
    "...Are you?"

    • @sarbyelmaz1524
      @sarbyelmaz1524 Před měsícem +24

      Its not about money
      It's about morals

    • @rawtrout3402
      @rawtrout3402 Před měsícem +12

      @@sarbyelmaz1524it’s a BETTER CALL SOLE reference from breaking bad

    • @D.U.V.A.L
      @D.U.V.A.L Před 20 dny

      It’s the principal 😭😂

    • @MyoticTesseract
      @MyoticTesseract Před 11 dny +2

      literally what i was thinking lmao

  • @ahahm3
    @ahahm3 Před 3 lety +7835

    The guy that forgot to put in the last 20, now has a bunch of bags of heroin AND 100k dollars. Win Win.

    • @howsitgoingbros3711
      @howsitgoingbros3711 Před 3 lety +259

      Plus he could sell all the heroin to make double of what he had originally, even triple

    • @adj2006
      @adj2006 Před 3 lety +299

      And then keep one twenty to receive the same results! Brilliant!

    • @Darealkush8
      @Darealkush8 Před 3 lety +9

      Big win 😂
      .
      czcams.com/video/PUFt2xpW0S0/video.html

    • @sai-pc5fl
      @sai-pc5fl Před 3 lety +107

      AND six dead bodies plus two cars to dispose of.

    • @joshpatel4439
      @joshpatel4439 Před 3 lety +7

      Howsit Goingbros what? Oh I got it u mean that he could make like 200 grand now since he got 100ks worth of heroin and 100k

  • @boredpotato6366
    @boredpotato6366 Před 3 lety +3960

    "I didn't study maths in school
    I got shot by drug dealers"
    "Consequences"

  • @wazowski5296
    @wazowski5296 Před 2 lety +5614

    Hank with mustache being a drug lord is the best thing I've seen today.

  • @nemobd3647
    @nemobd3647 Před 2 lety +307

    I dunno whats more impressive. Going even in a shoot out 2v5 or counting accurately by throwing money in the air.

    • @tomlxyz
      @tomlxyz Před 2 lety +13

      Everyone knows that the bad guys can't aim, so that's not impressive

    • @nidhalwatters1490
      @nidhalwatters1490 Před 2 lety +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @allenxavier6073
      @allenxavier6073 Před 2 lety

      @@tomlxyz which one is the bad guy? the one selling or the one buying crack?

    • @55B5
      @55B5 Před 22 dny

      ones clearly more impressive

  • @NoPastNoFate
    @NoPastNoFate Před 3 lety +7594

    “Why are you doing piles of nine?” “It’s faster than tens.” I lost it. 🤣

    • @MsGechi77
      @MsGechi77 Před 3 lety +66

      This is the funniest thing I've heard this year. 😂

    • @firstlast9813
      @firstlast9813 Před 3 lety +10

      *SAME* 🤣

    • @The_Primary_Axiom
      @The_Primary_Axiom Před 3 lety +17

      Lost cause You know that’s Hank from breaking bad right ?

    • @GOLVEL
      @GOLVEL Před 3 lety +2

      It's like... X-D those comments... X-D when X-D they write X-D EXACTLY what they just said... X-D how do you even do that?!

    • @yunikage
      @yunikage Před 3 lety +4

      @@GOLVEL "how do you even do that?!" lol im ded XD

  • @PtylerBeats
    @PtylerBeats Před 3 lety +11086

    The fact that he actually counted the exact number at the end elevates this from funny to genius lol

    • @melrob9834
      @melrob9834 Před 3 lety +78

      Exactly! Genius

    • @gyasiofficial7063
      @gyasiofficial7063 Před 3 lety +33

      Absolutely brilliant

    • @RONNY12HTX
      @RONNY12HTX Před 3 lety +155

      Bro exactly!!!!!! Cuz I really wasn’t feeling it until the counted 99,980 and then the dude comes running out with the $20 😂😂😂

    • @Darealkush8
      @Darealkush8 Před 3 lety +1

      Facts 😂 .
      .
      czcams.com/video/PUFt2xpW0S0/video.html

    • @peterc132
      @peterc132 Před 3 lety +4

      @@melrob9834 kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkakkkk6kkkkkkukkkikkukkkkkkkukukkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkijkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkukkkkkkkkikkkkkkukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkukkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkikkkkkkkukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkukkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkjkkkkkkkkkkkkkukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkukkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikikkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkukkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkikkkukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkikkkkkjkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkukkkkkkkkkjkkkkkkkikkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkjkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkikkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkikkkkkjkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkikukkkkkkkikkkkkukkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkukkkkkikkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkiikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkjkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkuikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkjkjjjksjyujjujkkjuu

  • @Z-Strike026
    @Z-Strike026 Před 2 lety +562

    What you're actually supposed to do is this:
    1. Measure the length of a $20 bill in inches.
    2. Take every bill and line them up along the ground end-to-end.
    3. Measure the length of the line in miles.
    4. Multiply that measurement by 5280 to get the length of the line in feet. (You may need a calculator to do this.)
    5. Multiply that measurement by 12 to get the length of the line in inches.
    6. Divide that measurement by the first measurement (the length of one bill) to get the number of bills in the line.
    7. Multiply that number by 20. If your final answer is anything other than 100,000, you have been set up.

    • @tinybabybread
      @tinybabybread Před 2 lety +178

      The hell are those unnecessary steps?
      You can easily weigh the amount by making a hardened clay mold of a stack of $20 dollar bills then filling the mold with resin
      You can then pile up the chunks of resin and use an industry grade weighing scale until you get a pile as heavy as $100,000
      Compare the total weight of the resin molds by the weight of the suitcase of money and see if they are exactly the same. Of course, do not forget to subtract the weight of the suitcase first; rookie mistake. To get the weight of the suitcase, you must make a clay mold of the suitcase as well and fill that with resin to represent the suitcase's weight
      After taking all that into account, if the weight of the resin that represents $100,000 does not match the weight of the contents of the suitcase, it's safe to assume you've been set up

    • @timorhyridgway3003
      @timorhyridgway3003 Před 2 lety +210

      You are both making huge mistakes.
      First, you go to a bank and ask for a loan of 100,000 dollars.
      Then bank is going to want to check your credit score. Since you’re a criminal and are into buying Afghani heroine, you most likely do most of your large purchases off the grid.
      What you’ll want to do next is get a legit job right away. Perhaps you could ask the loan officer at the bank for a job as a teller.
      Once hired go ahead and get a couple credit cards. Make some purchases on the cards but always remember to pay them off in a timely manner. You’ll start to see your credit score grow at a slow rate, but don’t get frustrated.
      Now it’s on to purchasing a car. You can go with something over the top but you want to be able to keep up on payments. I mean come on you’re a bank teller not Bill Gates.
      Let’s say a 5 year contract. Now you’re on your way! I think you’re ready for that 100,000 dollar loan!
      Go back to the bank, which shouldn’t be hard because you work there remember? Then go on ahead and get that loan. Now you want to make sure you get a good APR or this was all worthless!
      Let’s say you got the loan and it all worked out. Now take the money and put it into a briefcase exactly like the one the other 100,000 is in. You don’t want to use your loan money to buy the briefcase because that will throw everything off. So, it’s a good thing you still have those credit cards.
      P.S. you’re also going to want to buy a scale.
      Fast forward. You have both briefcases with the money inside. Douse both briefcases with gasoline and light the money on fire. Let it burn until it has all reached a fine powdery ash. Then weigh each briefcase respectively.
      It the weight doesn’t match, then there is no doubt about it. You have been set up.

    • @typatrice
      @typatrice Před 2 lety +24

      @@timorhyridgway3003 lmaooooooooooooo

    • @videojones9884
      @videojones9884 Před 2 lety +23

      @@timorhyridgway3003 Tried it. Didn’t work. Was only approved for 80,000

    • @eD8yGames
      @eD8yGames Před 2 lety +12

      Dude i would rather 'rainman' it too instead of using ur complicated steps lol

  • @luckydr2623
    @luckydr2623 Před rokem +108

    The goon scratching his head with the gun got me lol.

  • @adampauley7729
    @adampauley7729 Před 3 lety +1880

    "100% pure Afghani heroin" has a Chinese dragon on the bricks!!

    • @bearbyblood
      @bearbyblood Před 3 lety +48

      Probably wanted to say china white, but all the china in the media, so Afghani

    • @JP47471
      @JP47471 Před 3 lety +31

      That's a big fail, but then again so is doing heroin

    • @yaboirico5221
      @yaboirico5221 Před 3 lety +14

      BUT THEN THE GUY SPOKE SPANISH

    • @ogivecrush
      @ogivecrush Před 3 lety +8

      @@nexus4880 In these days of Fentanyl I don't think people doing all this sniffing of unidentified white powders.......

    • @123rockstar2010
      @123rockstar2010 Před 3 lety +3

      only China and USA buys Afghan heroin in bulk. So there you go.

  • @LevyBe01
    @LevyBe01 Před 3 lety +9645

    The fact that he got it right makes this 10x timer better.

    • @Darealkush8
      @Darealkush8 Před 3 lety +3

      😂
      .
      czcams.com/video/PUFt2xpW0S0/video.html

    • @RagingBadger68
      @RagingBadger68 Před 3 lety +21

      Darealkush bad bot

    • @danielrosas4254
      @danielrosas4254 Před 3 lety +53

      Almost like thats the joke

    • @kekfreedomheritage5633
      @kekfreedomheritage5633 Před 3 lety

      Ohh wow. --- Lesson Today: Rounding Up or Down Can Help: Sometimes maybe just round up or down and go by ball park figures. You know sometimes it can help to say t is about $100k but not exact. Sort of like maybe when you go to the store next time say can I buy this beer for about $2.00 but give you $1.25 ? Sort of like when the government says they owe you $4000, but may only give you $3.000 or less.

    • @mattmanpro
      @mattmanpro Před 3 lety +19

      Absolutely. The ending makes or breaks a K+P skit, since the premises are always brilliant. This one had a great ending.

  • @DirtCheapFU
    @DirtCheapFU Před 2 lety +202

    Desert theme. Shoot out in the desert. Orange over-filtering. Actor who plays Hank. Mexican cartel. Issue with a $20 bill. You would think these Breaking Bad easter eggs. But that would be crazy.

    • @HerZeL3iDza
      @HerZeL3iDza Před 2 lety +1

      I don't know why but I find that orange filter comforting.

    • @ninjaguyYT
      @ninjaguyYT Před 3 měsíci +5

      IT IS NOT CRAZY. HE LEFT THAT 20 OUT. AS IF I COULD MAKE THAT MISTAKE. AS IF.

    • @ijneb1248
      @ijneb1248 Před měsícem +2

      I AM NOT CRAZY! I KNOW HE SWAPPED THOSE NUMBERS!

  • @DJKevvyKevCoolBreeze
    @DJKevvyKevCoolBreeze Před 7 měsíci +29

    LOOOL: at 3:07, dude in the gray suit CANNOT hold in the laughter any more, and does a slow spin 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @-Teague-
      @-Teague- Před 3 měsíci +5

      HA i think you're right

  • @jesterroyal5016
    @jesterroyal5016 Před 3 lety +6338

    It physically hurt when they started throwing the money

  • @Poopchute
    @Poopchute Před 3 lety +10800

    “Why are you counting piles of 9?” “Because counting to 9 is faster than 10.” As a teller this sketch had me on the floor laughing.

    • @shadowfreak707
      @shadowfreak707 Před 3 lety +21

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @PersonalPariah
      @PersonalPariah Před 3 lety +86

      You learn something new every day.

    • @resellworld
      @resellworld Před 3 lety +470

      @Jake Gittes *_"As a teller this sketch had me on the floor laughing"_*
      You tell for a living? *...SNITCH.*

    • @boskee
      @boskee Před 3 lety +209

      As a Teller, do you use Penn when counting money?

    • @KryptonKr
      @KryptonKr Před 3 lety +21

      EuGenius CONSEQUENCES

  • @alessandrocwilliam
    @alessandrocwilliam Před 2 lety +61

    Mexican Hank doesn't exist, he can't hurt you:
    Mexican Hank:

  • @lance_wavy
    @lance_wavy Před 2 lety +223

    Key's face and his rainman counting in the air at 3:10 got me good 😂

  • @MA-wm9pg
    @MA-wm9pg Před 3 lety +1753

    Plot Twist:
    My mans “Mr. 20 bucks” intentionally kept the $20 and waited until after the bullets went flying to collect his other 4999 $20 bills.

  • @SuperSaverPlays
    @SuperSaverPlays Před 3 lety +1977

    “Pure Afghani heroine” with Chinese Writings on the packaging, and the guy snort tested it.....shit is way too funny!

    • @olbaprabocse9940
      @olbaprabocse9940 Před 3 lety +2

      Loooool

    • @tommynorthwood
      @tommynorthwood Před 3 lety +24

      U missed 100k for all that

    • @marvinuhilarious
      @marvinuhilarious Před 3 lety +68

      Most Indian, Afghanu, Pakistani poppy goes through China and gets handled by Chinese before international distribution. All poppy used for heroin come from these areas but most growers don't have the money and resources to ship and directly sell their own stuff.

    • @FireIsTheCIeanser
      @FireIsTheCIeanser Před 3 lety +85

      You can snort heroin

    • @Psychol-Snooper
      @Psychol-Snooper Před 3 lety +5

      The Triads control a great deal of the distribution of heroin.

  • @mercedeslynn78
    @mercedeslynn78 Před 2 lety +41

    My respect goes out to the production assistant who had to pick that money up between takes.

    • @vinny9152
      @vinny9152 Před 4 měsíci +2

      shop vac to the rescue!

  • @amaankhan5673
    @amaankhan5673 Před 2 lety +77

    and thats how they made the plot for “no country for old men”

  • @VelliHaven
    @VelliHaven Před 3 lety +16794

    I believe someone is saving these hidden sketches for rainy day, or pandemic, and i for one, thank you, sir

    • @mannyverse6158
      @mannyverse6158 Před 3 lety +215

      If we all die and aliens show up, we should show them key and Peele sketches. They are the greatest testament to humanity

    • @finan2487
      @finan2487 Před 3 lety +23

      You're welcome. czcams.com/play/PLAu2GZzz95YRErUQjSoJasikWPIrdM6i4.html

    • @chrisslays7373
      @chrisslays7373 Před 3 lety +56

      Not hidden

    • @piFFD513
      @piFFD513 Před 3 lety +90

      This was posted on this channel a long time ago. Think they are just reuploading them

    • @the_Supernova
      @the_Supernova Před 3 lety +23

      @@piFFD513 yeah they are reposts,but its fine

  • @briang.2218
    @briang.2218 Před 3 lety +683

    I like to imagine this is the backstory to No Country for Old Men

  • @shrugin9236
    @shrugin9236 Před 3 lety +12

    idk what more impressive the fact that they counted the money by throwing it into the air perfectly. or the fact they even out a 2v4 in a standoff.

  • @AleQuag
    @AleQuag Před 2 lety +112

    And that's why I'm not a drugdealer, it makes me really anxious to count money in public.

    • @tomlxyz
      @tomlxyz Před 2 lety +11

      Got killed last time you did?

  • @woshwbdsiashqwed
    @woshwbdsiashqwed Před 3 lety +2007

    Kids: why do we have to study math?
    Math teacher: shows this to kids

    • @kylem1112
      @kylem1112 Před 3 lety +19

      learning geometry,algebra,and calculus is worthless unless you pursue a field of study that involves that. Counting money is pretty basic. But great lame overused joke...

    • @jimothyjimothy1
      @jimothyjimothy1 Před 3 lety +25

      @@kylem1112 Algebra is pretty important dude what are you on?

    • @Kentrantran
      @Kentrantran Před 3 lety +22

      😂 yeah yeah, math is pretty much useless when you don't have brain to use it.

    • @physcho2803
      @physcho2803 Před 3 lety +10

      kylem1112 im a person who studies actuary which means I studied algebra, calculus,statistics and basically all of that a damn useless if you pursue a job other than mathematics lecture though..

    • @Intellect_123
      @Intellect_123 Před 3 lety +1

      consequences

  • @evingrindle1929
    @evingrindle1929 Před 3 lety +4722

    Plot twist: that guy at the end left the $20 out on purpose knowing that they would kill each other, leading him to have all the money and drugs for himself

  • @razvanmateiu4687
    @razvanmateiu4687 Před 6 dny +3

    This is the second time Hank loses a dessert shootout

  • @ods1ODS
    @ods1ODS Před rokem +12

    One of the best. He had so much faith in his rainman technique he was willing to kill/die.

  • @bmbpdk
    @bmbpdk Před 3 lety +5398

    "Why do you do counts of nines?"
    "Course its faster than ten"

    • @rexfordowusu4681
      @rexfordowusu4681 Před 3 lety +9

      lol right

    • @johnconnor2247
      @johnconnor2247 Před 3 lety +73

      well technically it is cause you only count untill 9 so thats one count less.
      imagine every 1 counting cost 1 second
      then to count until you have 9 only costs 9 seconds instead of 10 seconds.
      So he's not wrong there :p

    • @mont9150
      @mont9150 Před 3 lety +40

      @@johnconnor2247 okay compared that to only count until 10. its the fooking same

    • @zacloud9672
      @zacloud9672 Před 3 lety +3

      @@mont9150 @John Connor ok nerd

    • @mont9150
      @mont9150 Před 3 lety +18

      @@zacloud9672 you dont have a place to live depressive weeb?

  • @pisur4620
    @pisur4620 Před 3 lety +635

    Meanwhile in a parallel universe, still no happy ending for Hank Schrader..

  • @pimeine
    @pimeine Před 8 měsíci +2

    The best comedy sketch channel in the world🤣

  • @QuickWitit07
    @QuickWitit07 Před 2 lety +4

    I should watch one of these every day and get my day started off with a good laugh. I should have a 6 pack by December.

  • @CrownSlayer
    @CrownSlayer Před 3 lety +624

    I forgot to add one bill into my drug money and now everyone is dead.
    *CONSEQUENCES*

  • @brandenapexo604
    @brandenapexo604 Před 3 lety +463

    Hank decided to fake his death an become a drug lord himself after seeing how much Walt made from it.

  • @DenverCookies
    @DenverCookies Před 2 lety +20

    I love how these always ramp up to actual insanity lol

  • @Martinovic91
    @Martinovic91 Před 10 měsíci +3

    Great irony for hank being a drug lord.
    Best sketches

  • @rovision
    @rovision Před 3 lety +13516

    Yo that’s Hank from breaking bad with a mustache lmao

  • @tobbanimations4599
    @tobbanimations4599 Před 3 lety +841

    "You’re the smartest guy I’ve ever known, but you’re too stupid to see that he couldn’t count ten minutes ago."

  • @roxannehouse4408
    @roxannehouse4408 Před 2 lety

    Theses guys are the best, funniest, cleverest and belly laughing geniuses!!!!!!!!

  • @govinddwivedi5439
    @govinddwivedi5439 Před 2 lety +11

    These guys can make anything humourous! 😆😆

  • @hermaeusmora1827
    @hermaeusmora1827 Před 3 lety +1478

    I'm embarrassed counting money in public.

    • @SHIZZLE71
      @SHIZZLE71 Před 3 lety +17

      D Thomas
      How?

    • @hussein6173
      @hussein6173 Před 3 lety +31

      I'm scared counting money in public

    • @natneo2722
      @natneo2722 Před 3 lety +2

      @@hussein6173 me too

    • @DizRupTnz
      @DizRupTnz Před 3 lety +37

      @@stldweller Dyslexia is for words, Dyscalculia is for numbers.

    • @MrE_
      @MrE_ Před 3 lety +23

      @@stldweller you probably never bought or sold anything in your life.
      Its awkward to take the money and double check it in front of them as if they're liars, then holding it up to the light to see if they're counterfeit. I just take their word and count it while they aren't looking

  • @merlijnbell8747
    @merlijnbell8747 Před 3 lety +2659

    The killing ratio of Key and Peele is pretty good. They won 2 out 5.

    • @sstanford1331
      @sstanford1331 Před 3 lety +31

      glad someone else pivked up on tht😂

    • @wendijoe2793
      @wendijoe2793 Před 2 lety +29

      They lost... Both sides lost...

    • @snois2
      @snois2 Před 2 lety +54

      2.5 kd.
      Not bad at all

    • @chatoyerhuggins2894
      @chatoyerhuggins2894 Před 2 lety +29

      Not that you should apply real life to comedy sketches, but fatally injured people can still fire guns hopped up on adrenaline. It's not completely insane that two people functionally dead from bullet wounds could stay alive long enough to hit 5 other people fatally as well. The least accurate thing here probably is that they died so fast. A lot of body trauma takes a bit to actually kill you.

    • @sayitaintso7544
      @sayitaintso7544 Před 2 lety +2

      I didnt see that coming. Slow counters but fast shooters

  • @rastagideon8236
    @rastagideon8236 Před rokem

    These episodes neva get old, I laugh every time.

  • @geoben1810
    @geoben1810 Před 2 lety +1

    Unf-ing REAL! I didn't see that coming! Brilliant! 👌👍🤣

  • @AlinaTowers
    @AlinaTowers Před 3 lety +5225

    The real punchline is that he actually WAS able to count like Rainnman.

    • @bernardsantos1776
      @bernardsantos1776 Před 3 lety +20

      Indeed

    • @illyrian89
      @illyrian89 Před 3 lety +151

      Wow, how did you figure out that obvious joke? By watching til the end? Fascinating

    • @LuMnOsITi
      @LuMnOsITi Před 3 lety +27

      Did that really need explaining? Are the 1000+ people who liked that comment really that stupid? Lol

    • @greentea5534
      @greentea5534 Před 3 lety +30

      @@LuMnOsITi I mean most people don't know what the hell rainman is. I just searched it up and I still don't understand it

    • @danielgabarron8578
      @danielgabarron8578 Před 3 lety +67

      @@greentea5534 in the movie rainman there is a guy who is really good with numbers/ patterns.
      There is a scene where someone drops a box of toothpicks and he is able to immediately count how many there are on the ground at a single glance.

  • @Neimm
    @Neimm Před 3 lety +253

    You can never tell if Key is bald, they have good hairstylists indeed.

    • @Abh2122
      @Abh2122 Před 3 lety +2

      Best in the world

    • @Xiampartyboyx
      @Xiampartyboyx Před 3 lety +4

      He has the worst hair I’ve ever seen

    • @politereminder6284
      @politereminder6284 Před 3 lety +2

      I wish Tyler Perry would get a clue. 😂😂😂

    • @Neimm
      @Neimm Před 3 lety

      @@politereminder6284 lawd🤣🤣🤣🤣madea is coming to get you

    • @Potterphilly13
      @Potterphilly13 Před 3 lety

      Did you just call him “Key”?

  • @nocturnal7345
    @nocturnal7345 Před rokem +2

    Alternate reality where Hank is Heisenberg and Walt works in the DEA.

  • @ericsimonson8540
    @ericsimonson8540 Před 8 měsíci +2

    Dude coming in at end was perfect finish.

  • @NotaTrollJustRealistic
    @NotaTrollJustRealistic Před 3 lety +121

    When he rain man's it and actually guesses the exact amount 😂

    • @shadowfreak707
      @shadowfreak707 Před 3 lety +6

      Especially when he found out the deals Short 😂😂😂

    • @lyricsalone1
      @lyricsalone1 Před 3 lety

      😂😂😂

    • @leonelgalan9431
      @leonelgalan9431 Před 3 lety +1

      Yup lol 😆 🤣 😂 😅 😄 $99,980.........👉👉👉👉👉👈👈

  • @brentholsey3455
    @brentholsey3455 Před 3 lety +492

    The fact that he was right about the count being off by $20 😬🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌🏾

    • @tuneboyz5634
      @tuneboyz5634 Před 3 lety +2

      R\wooosh

    • @pepsicola4718
      @pepsicola4718 Před 3 lety +15

      @@tuneboyz5634 ???
      ???
      ???
      ???
      ???

    • @bryanpowell757
      @bryanpowell757 Před 3 lety +9

      @@tuneboyz5634 what?

    • @Lady-V
      @Lady-V Před 3 lety +22

      @@tuneboyz5634 If anything you either don't understand how woosh works, or you don't understand the comment itself.

    • @qayyumkurosaki924
      @qayyumkurosaki924 Před 3 lety +8

      @@tuneboyz5634 wtf is this wooosh for? 😂

  • @mistermister124
    @mistermister124 Před rokem +2

    LOL "I do my 9s ten times and then an extra pile of ten" These two are so f funny

  • @thechosenone7642
    @thechosenone7642 Před 2 lety +1

    My life's mission is to watch every Key and Peele sketch#13

  • @TRPB-
    @TRPB- Před 3 lety +1023

    is literally no one gonna mention the fact that our boy ASAC Schrader is out here dealing in drugs??

  • @ufinc
    @ufinc Před 3 lety +2585

    WTF is that Hank from Breaking Bad wearing a fake moustache?!?!?!

    • @liesllukacs7453
      @liesllukacs7453 Před 3 lety +164

      Why is no one mentioning this?! I came to the comments for this!

    • @FilmSimply
      @FilmSimply Před 3 lety +20

      fr it is crazy

    • @UrbanLifestyle1
      @UrbanLifestyle1 Před 3 lety +6

      Liesl Lukacs me to lol

    • @calcaware
      @calcaware Před 3 lety +37

      I knew I wasn't crazy! Thank you!
      Confirmed by Google to be Dean Norris (Hank Schrader).

    • @kvrt619
      @kvrt619 Před 3 lety +10

      I did not recognize his face until I read this comment.

  • @adrimcandrew-jj8qi
    @adrimcandrew-jj8qi Před 8 měsíci +25

    As a former bank teller, the struggle is real 😂

  • @KyleAnimates
    @KyleAnimates Před měsícem +1

    Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist

  • @HP-zs1ch
    @HP-zs1ch Před 3 lety +494

    It always puts a smile on my face when I see that even within 10 minutes already thousands of people around the whole world clicked on a video on CZcams to see a Key and Peele sketch.

    • @melissaeriksson1878
      @melissaeriksson1878 Před 3 lety +2

      Yep me as well, from Sweden here!❤

    • @tisiclem1611
      @tisiclem1611 Před 3 lety +1

      It is literally 4 in the morning where I'm from yet here I am XD

    • @farah7284
      @farah7284 Před 3 lety

      yes just like me and I live in Indonesia. whenever they I uploaded new video. it's always around 5am in the morning. and i woke up & smile, whenever I see new notification from this channel

    • @chupapipitachaso2666
      @chupapipitachaso2666 Před 3 lety

      5 pm in USA

    • @yeetwchybaban
      @yeetwchybaban Před 3 lety

      Haha

  • @Nakamura587
    @Nakamura587 Před 3 lety +97

    It seems like nothing has ever gone good for Hank Schrader in the middle of the desert.

    • @ameer5120
      @ameer5120 Před 3 lety +1

      Bad or good guy. Always end up dead.

  • @Indrani_Mukherjee19
    @Indrani_Mukherjee19 Před 2 lety +3

    I felt like it's me in front of all that money; counting exactly like them.😂😂🤣

  • @bloomingtg1214
    @bloomingtg1214 Před 2 měsíci +1

    When my dopamine levels are lower than a snake’s belly, I just have to watch Key and Peele for a few minutes. There! All better! 😂

  • @thebureaucrat3177
    @thebureaucrat3177 Před 3 lety +172

    At this point, there is no man on internet who can say he has seen all the Key and Peele sketches. .. .

    • @natashaabdurahman4026
      @natashaabdurahman4026 Před 3 lety +8

      These hidden gems are an absolute delight.

    • @boazchapman2353
      @boazchapman2353 Před 3 lety +7

      I mean I’ve watched every episode of the show sooo. Although there are deleted sketches that I haven’t seen

    • @sunpy7908
      @sunpy7908 Před 3 lety +1

      If you watch the show you would have seen this. It just goes to show you not many people watch it.

    • @user-bi1hm5pk3b
      @user-bi1hm5pk3b Před 3 lety

      The Bureaucrat I hope not. Because I can’t get enough of these guys. Definitely the most talented on comedy

  • @leotrejo9817
    @leotrejo9817 Před 3 lety +1082

    So that's what happened before No Country for Old Men....

  • @natestatly6806
    @natestatly6806 Před 5 měsíci +1

    I love when the guy at the end says I forgot one

  • @mikeposner8563
    @mikeposner8563 Před 2 lety +23

    I’m really confused how I’ve never seen this sketch before. I’ve literally seen every key and peele sketch at least 3 or 4 times. Some how this one slipped by me, and it’s amazing.

    • @lordains6250
      @lordains6250 Před 2 lety +3

      Yeah i do key and peele marathon sometime
      But still there is always new skecth i found😂

    • @edmerc92
      @edmerc92 Před 11 měsíci

      Then you haven't literally seen them all.

    • @mikeposner8563
      @mikeposner8563 Před 11 měsíci

      @@edmerc92 shut up I never said literally

  • @neon_dex42
    @neon_dex42 Před 3 lety +341

    All that money on the ground is making me uncomfortable

    • @jeremybrown9611
      @jeremybrown9611 Před 3 lety +24

      Bruh and the light breeze pushing it

    • @johntao6822
      @johntao6822 Před 3 lety +4

      It's not real money. Only the few bills on top, and the first shots of counting them, close-up

    • @latricee_2000
      @latricee_2000 Před 3 lety +23

      @@johntao6822 no shit sherlock

    • @Utonian21
      @Utonian21 Před 3 lety +3

      I know, slowly blowing away and shit...

    • @marqj301
      @marqj301 Před 3 lety

      @@johntao6822 r/whoooosh

  • @ryderls2729
    @ryderls2729 Před 3 lety +438

    The bald mustache man looks like the type of dude who likes rocks...sorry, minerals

  • @syedarmaghanhassan4652

    hahahaa
    cool film, funny, nicely written, well executed, great color temperature settings and grading .. even better sound and folie!

  • @chrisniyubahwe5686
    @chrisniyubahwe5686 Před 8 měsíci +2

    These people never disappoint 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @idc9910
    @idc9910 Před 3 lety +290

    It’s like Christmas whenever you find a sketch you haven’t seen before

    • @uhjeff3651
      @uhjeff3651 Před 3 lety +4

      My uncle molested me on every holidays when I was younger. So no. It's not like Christmas at all.

    • @man0fculture536
      @man0fculture536 Před 3 lety +1

      It's only a few minutes old. It'd be strange if you would've seen it before lol

    • @zahsum
      @zahsum Před 3 lety

      @@uhjeff3651 noice

    • @loganmayo4652
      @loganmayo4652 Před 3 lety

      @@uhjeff3651 I'm crying laughing rn

    • @mistermystery5197
      @mistermystery5197 Před 3 lety

      @@zahsum noice

  • @khidrrr
    @khidrrr Před 3 lety +549

    Can't have problems counting money when you don't got money.... **taps head**
    **sobbing intensifies**

  • @hfaceyjr
    @hfaceyjr Před 8 měsíci

    Just saw the reel had to find the full version 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @haydenheffernan2396
    @haydenheffernan2396 Před 17 dny

    You just know that over half of these lines were improvised and it's beautiful

  • @alrobin
    @alrobin Před 3 lety +1630

    I did the rain man counting thing once. I was overwhelmed by the outpouring of community support to help me get all that money out the road. I mean, you should see the enthusiasm of so many people rushing to my aide. Almost caused several car accidents. I think my math was off a bit that day because I think I had a lot less than I initially threw up. Either way, it was still a win because when I needed help with all that scattered money, folks were just coming from out of nowhere without me having to ask for help. It was a very moving moment.

    • @vczyo9756
      @vczyo9756 Před 3 lety +88

      I love helping people get money off the road!

    • @vczyo9756
      @vczyo9756 Před 3 lety +51

      I did this once and threw money in the air and there was lots of people coming to help pick it off the floor I was thrilled that they didn't even ask if I needed help they just helped without them my money wouldn't be in their bank balance the community loves helping me pick up all the money I dropped.

    • @bluelightningcloud9605
      @bluelightningcloud9605 Před 3 lety +47

      The helpful nature of humans is truly beautiful.

    • @gadlicht4627
      @gadlicht4627 Před 3 lety +63

      Maybe u should do it again then? Just tell me where

    • @nicktetteh9987
      @nicktetteh9987 Před 3 lety +12

      😂😂😂

  • @d-hunter9801
    @d-hunter9801 Před 3 lety +139

    LOL, he actually managed to "Rain Man" the money, that's some serious mad skills there.

  • @shawnchaloupka897
    @shawnchaloupka897 Před rokem

    Thank you so much for your talents Key & Peele

  • @maliant16
    @maliant16 Před 2 lety

    Jason, come to Waconia, Minnesota please! It would be one hell of a video lol.

  • @Nemo-wg1dp
    @Nemo-wg1dp Před 3 lety +83

    Man. The feeling when you find a key & pelee sketch you haven’t watched is not possible to describe🤤

    • @dmtc6913
      @dmtc6913 Před 3 lety

      some Mandela effect kind of s***

    • @dmtc6913
      @dmtc6913 Před 3 lety

      with Hank too

    • @noxious141
      @noxious141 Před 3 lety

      Same bro 😂

    • @Goraiders75
      @Goraiders75 Před 3 lety

      However by not describing it you in fact did describe it

  • @RefinerSimilitude
    @RefinerSimilitude Před 3 lety +264

    3:05 Dude in grey broke. Guy next to him closer to camera heard him and cracked a big smile.

  • @uniqarchidesign7421
    @uniqarchidesign7421 Před rokem

    If you knew how happy i am whenever i see a new skit!!

  • @bluewater6878
    @bluewater6878 Před rokem +1

    I thought they were going to be undercover cops at first just stalling for time. Lol.

  • @johnathanelbert6880
    @johnathanelbert6880 Před 3 lety +335

    The last dude that forgot the 20 is a 100,000 richer with heroin lmao

    • @alexmeekelk1912
      @alexmeekelk1912 Před 3 lety +1

      Maybe 300,000

    • @rarecomment3639
      @rarecomment3639 Před 3 lety +2

      It’s dirty money, it’s gonna be hella sus to the police when this random guy suddenly becomes extremely rich

    • @sws212
      @sws212 Před 3 lety +5

      @@rarecomment3639 He's a minor Cartel member, you think the Mexican polices cares? Nah they already know it's dirty, as long as he doesn't start shit, they got bigger things to deal with.

    • @junfaa
      @junfaa Před 3 lety +3

      Somebody would be looking for him.

    • @Otto-cz6by
      @Otto-cz6by Před 3 lety +1

      @@rarecomment3639 100000 isn't really that much. He could hide it it, and use it only when he needs to, and deposit some of it over a long period of time.

  • @nikolaykim
    @nikolaykim Před 3 lety +266

    I'm more impressed how two of them were able to shoot five people :0

    • @il2858
      @il2858 Před 3 lety +21

      They did the math. Thats how 😂

    • @somefamousguy
      @somefamousguy Před 3 lety +38

      because 2s are faster than 5s

    • @thedunyadoneya2628
      @thedunyadoneya2628 Před 3 lety +9

      You clearly don't know how this works...
      There were 5 of them, but... _they had a sniper trained on their position_

    • @catthomas3097
      @catthomas3097 Před 3 lety +4

      @@thedunyadoneya2628 you mean the sniper who's wife has just been kidnapped?

    • @thedunyadoneya2628
      @thedunyadoneya2628 Před 3 lety +4

      @@catthomas3097 you mean the snipers wife who just filed for divorce?

  • @Ibochic1
    @Ibochic1 Před 2 lety +1

    These guys make me almost howl in laughter!

  • @srinivasnahak3473
    @srinivasnahak3473 Před rokem +8

    He's looking the 2000's The Rock 🤣

  • @mayurdudhe6378
    @mayurdudhe6378 Před 3 lety +1385

    Is Hank undercover or has he gone dirty? I think he's Heisenberg's rival.
    Thanks guys. This the most likes (or dislikes) I've ever got.

    • @thebatsup
      @thebatsup Před 3 lety +62

      Breaking bad alternate ending.

    • @mellusse
      @mellusse Před 3 lety

      Hank is dead you stupid

    • @tonywasikhongo7510
      @tonywasikhongo7510 Před 3 lety +1

      I thought it was Hank with the bald head

    • @banga6419
      @banga6419 Před 3 lety +1

      @IfYouDisagreeYouAreWrong did you even watch the final season?

    • @maxmoseley6330
      @maxmoseley6330 Před 3 lety +2

      I didn’t even recognize him damn

  • @WJen8
    @WJen8 Před 3 lety +197

    They 2 VS 5 and broke even though, which means they actually had some skill.
    Also I just realized that lucky slowpoke now has both the drugs and the money.

    • @re_i_gn
      @re_i_gn Před 3 lety +10

      Yeah lol it's a reference to No Country for Old Men, wherein a drug deal gone wrong left all the money for someone to steal and shit goes south after that.

    • @Manganization
      @Manganization Před 3 lety

      @@re_i_gn oh man, I wished I watched the film before I saw your post. Now I'm sad.

    • @re_i_gn
      @re_i_gn Před 3 lety

      @@Manganization Not too late to see it, it's personally on my top 10 favorite movies of all time. Best main antagonist in film history in my opinion.

    • @pon3d120
      @pon3d120 Před 3 lety +2

      CursedUsername That’s how the film kicks off, so not really a spoiler. Definitely give it a watch, it’s an amazing movie.

  • @ferenczbabinszki7699
    @ferenczbabinszki7699 Před měsícem

    a league of their own.
    love these two.

  • @jehanhaidar2179
    @jehanhaidar2179 Před rokem +2

    The last guy gets all the money. The plan all along. Genius.

  • @megaman5125
    @megaman5125 Před 3 lety +256

    For every new skit I find I try to guess the ending/twist.
    Key & Peele - 89
    Me - 0

    • @JesusPulledMeThrough
      @JesusPulledMeThrough Před 3 lety +8

      Well that's admirable of you, it's also very foolish. You'll never win this challenge. Are you a masochist?

    • @BOX3DOUT
      @BOX3DOUT Před 3 lety +1

      @@JesusPulledMeThrough LoL you a fool for that!

    • @djWOOF
      @djWOOF Před 3 lety

      89 likes, 89 guesses

    • @JesusPulledMeThrough
      @JesusPulledMeThrough Před 3 lety

      @Gappie Al Kebabi Um, what's...happening?

  • @user-nj4bw6ve7g
    @user-nj4bw6ve7g Před 3 lety +85

    Imagine Jessie and Walter doing this. That would've been a good one.

  • @gdjaybee742
    @gdjaybee742 Před měsícem +1

    No one's gonna talk about of all the counting techniques, the fact that the rain man counting technique actually worked?! These guys can work at the bank taking the job of a counting machine 😅😅

  • @kathleenvaughan3709
    @kathleenvaughan3709 Před rokem

    I LOVE YOU GUYS THANK YOU

  • @ThreeCrowns
    @ThreeCrowns Před 3 lety +426

    Anyone else get anxiety from seeing the money thrown like that???

    • @taylordrn3871
      @taylordrn3871 Před 3 lety +1

      ME 😂

    • @3RDEYELOVE
      @3RDEYELOVE Před 3 lety +1

      probably bcuz you haven't SEEN the Rain Man movie

    • @Aquardis
      @Aquardis Před 3 lety +7

      k k he was just anxious because all that money being thrown will blow away. For all you know he's seen the movie it's not like he doesn't understand why he threw it.

    • @selenaquintanilla4ever330
      @selenaquintanilla4ever330 Před 3 lety

      Meee

    • @justincherry1116
      @justincherry1116 Před 3 lety

      Its only looks good with a room full of strippers or in a music video!!

  • @jerikaternora166
    @jerikaternora166 Před 3 lety +493

    It’s like each line gets better. Bomb ass writing.

  • @eliasgaydecka535
    @eliasgaydecka535 Před 15 dny

    this one is brilliant

  • @seangearoidmcgabhann2405

    Brilliant.. Only came across these guys recently...