The Halloween Love Triangle and The Mysterious "L" Word - GRWM Mystery & Makeup | Bailey Sarian

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    Hi Friends, Happy Monday
    Today I wanted to talk about Peter and Betty Fabiano. Now if this doesnt sound like a Lifetime movie , then idk what one is. This isn’t lifetime though, its real life and boy did they get off the hook pretty easily. Anywho, let me know your thoughts down below! I Love and appreciate you guys so much and thank you for liking and subscribing, it means more than you know. I hope to be seeing you very soon and please be safe out there. Dont answer the door.
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  • @kyerose1725
    @kyerose1725 Před 4 lety +5662

    Me: :(
    Bailey: Sanasaaa Sanasaaaa Sanasasaaa Sanasaaaaaaaa
    Me: :)

    • @tyrionlancaster5610
      @tyrionlancaster5610 Před 4 lety +25

      @@rachabeff3212 It's Sanasa. It's from The Simple Life. lol.

    • @thathumanheaven
      @thathumanheaven Před 4 lety +14

      I feel this in my soul

    • @kimmyhurst6990
      @kimmyhurst6990 Před 4 lety +7

      It's so simple but I love it

    • @emman1374
      @emman1374 Před 4 lety +18

      i just thought of sana from twice reading that 😂

    • @victoriawalker7567
      @victoriawalker7567 Před 4 lety +2

      @@tyrionlancaster5610 that's what I thought but I thought she said she made up that song.

  • @milenanovidelsky3699
    @milenanovidelsky3699 Před 4 lety +10476

    i prefer the intro without the final look. I like to be surprised with the whole look.

  • @bonitamorgan7093
    @bonitamorgan7093 Před 3 lety +2199

    Getting ready for bed and my bf says: 'it's OK, I know you wanna watch Bailey. I'll listen.'
    Me: 'shanashaa...'

    • @Litha_Light
      @Litha_Light Před 2 lety +26

      That's so me 🤣

    • @angelmardi4335
      @angelmardi4335 Před 2 lety +14

      ROTF Under Your bed 😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @azlynn.nevaeh
      @azlynn.nevaeh Před 2 lety +22

      Best bf ever 😂😂

    • @kaysanchez1263
      @kaysanchez1263 Před 2 lety +14

      My gf will be like hey I was listening to that when I go to answer my moms message after I send her some of baileys videos 😂 and she’ll also be like “ahhh no way”

    • @Msunbird02
      @Msunbird02 Před 2 lety +14

      The bf sounds like a keeper Bonny 👍💐💖

  • @heyysimone
    @heyysimone Před 2 lety +1249

    Bailey: "she ends up moving in with Joan"
    Me: *gasp* "they were roommates?????!"

  • @l.b.3935
    @l.b.3935 Před 4 lety +1754

    Me: shana sha shana sha
    My boyfriend: shana sha sha shana sha
    He doesn’t even watch your videos, but I walk through our apartment randomly singing the theme song every now and then 🤷🏻‍♀️ 😂

  • @salmalicious
    @salmalicious Před 4 lety +1994

    “this is in 1957 it was heavenly frowned upon to do anything, to breathe” 😂

  • @veeron345
    @veeron345 Před 3 lety +3026

    Nay-nay, and suspish are now part of my vocabulary. 😌💅💄👄🕵🏻‍♀️

    • @simbanala79
      @simbanala79 Před 3 lety +59

      I said nay-nay to a friend the other day and got such a judgemental look 😂

    • @amethyst1826
      @amethyst1826 Před 3 lety +6

      Haha, same here!! 😃😃

    • @annetteallen3184
      @annetteallen3184 Před 3 lety +3

      Same!🤣

    • @thehealmebox1376
      @thehealmebox1376 Před 3 lety +43

      Haha same!! Also “Get👏🏽Better👏🏽Idols👏🏽!” Lol

    • @evy4366
      @evy4366 Před 3 lety +20

      And noggin lol

  • @courtneyscockpit3409
    @courtneyscockpit3409 Před 3 lety +1373

    We just gonna ignore the fact they planned for three months and didnt even get costumes??

    • @letme7601
      @letme7601 Před 3 lety +10

      Lol love that

    • @katiebayliss9887
      @katiebayliss9887 Před 3 lety +20

      I mean 40’s costumes could sometimes be ambiguous

    • @janryan4277
      @janryan4277 Před 2 lety +7

      13:42 Joan brought jeans, jackets, masks.

    • @gigi9301
      @gigi9301 Před 2 lety

      Gotta Love It!! I hate halloween too; I can relate.

    • @baylee_baby_
      @baylee_baby_ Před 2 lety

      @@katiebayliss9887 *50s*

  • @reaganpearson1903
    @reaganpearson1903 Před 4 lety +13857

    “oh i look like a clown... i kinda like it” me going back to the same guy for the 15th time this week

  • @Victoria-dj5is
    @Victoria-dj5is Před 4 lety +1398

    “Yeah I’m a nurse....I do nurse things”
    😂😂😂

    • @laylace1391
      @laylace1391 Před 4 lety +3

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @moirakizito4828
      @moirakizito4828 Před 4 lety +2

      😂😂

    • @JustMe_Jessi
      @JustMe_Jessi Před 4 lety +10

      @@BaileySarian 100%
      Me, a nurse: "so what skills are you looking for in this role?"
      Interviewer: "nurses. doing nurse things"
      Me: " *SOLD* "

    • @riveriajamming
      @riveriajamming Před 3 lety +2

      @@BaileySarian as a nurse I can confirm..

  • @KatDRogers
    @KatDRogers Před 3 lety +582

    Bailey: we're not really even sure if they were lovers
    Also Bailey: she was IN L O V E with h e r

    • @homedepot.
      @homedepot. Před 2 lety +26

      It could have been like unrequited love lol

  • @Cheesell0627
    @Cheesell0627 Před 3 lety +774

    she's thanking people for 400k subscribers and now 16 months later she has 4 million! love that growth! keep going girl!

  • @lilyevans6296
    @lilyevans6296 Před 4 lety +4261

    Every episode:
    Bailey- I’m laughing because.....

  • @h0neydrip495
    @h0neydrip495 Před 4 lety +3445

    We need “heavy on my noggin” merch.

  • @islayy256
    @islayy256 Před 3 lety +387

    That sad AF moment when you’re scrolling through the suggested videos and you realise you’ve run out of Bailey to watch

    • @rebeccayeabsley1379
      @rebeccayeabsley1379 Před 3 lety +11

      I hear ya! I'm nearly done and am feeling sad😔🤣

    • @_rainey
      @_rainey Před 2 lety +9

      🤯🥺💀⚰🕳
      I dread that day, I think I'm nearly down to single digits (of MMM, but then I have the makeup ones)

    • @haileygray1845
      @haileygray1845 Před 2 lety

      same though

    • @andreahill1254
      @andreahill1254 Před rokem +3

      I started back at the beginning lol

    • @ljohnson8468
      @ljohnson8468 Před rokem +1

      I’ve been through every video on all MMM, Saturday Makeup tutorials, & Dark History. Now I’m starting all over watching them in order. Love me some Bailey!! ❤

  • @liz-anne2432
    @liz-anne2432 Před 3 lety +676

    "She was married briefly in 1994"
    She figured out time travel!

    • @royyyyyyyyyy
      @royyyyyyyyyy Před 3 lety +49

      I was wondering about that too lol. I'm like, wait what??

    • @LINKINPARK262
      @LINKINPARK262 Před 3 lety +28

      Every time that I start thinking about time travel, I start to wonder if going back to change something from your earlier life could/would it cause a change in your life that could prevent you from time traveling in the first place, causing time to kind of loop back around itself and turn things back to the way that they originally were, if that makes any sense at all.

    • @HaleyBug221
      @HaleyBug221 Před 3 lety +14

      @@LINKINPARK262 actually, thats a theory that some use to describe the idea of multi verses. So yes it makes sense but its just very confusing

    • @amethyst1826
      @amethyst1826 Před 3 lety +3

      @@LINKINPARK262
      Paradox.

    • @Mirandaconklin
      @Mirandaconklin Před 3 lety +10

      I searched for this comment 😅when she said that I was hella confused

  • @Lee-nl5vm
    @Lee-nl5vm Před 4 lety +1773

    Nobody:
    Me in my bed at midnight watching this: shana sha shana sha shana sha sha shana shaaaaaa

  • @emilym7251
    @emilym7251 Před 4 lety +8966

    EVERY SINGLE EPISODE: "look, I'm laughing because..."

    • @krisswatzell7934
      @krisswatzell7934 Před 4 lety +203

      Seriously need this on a t-shirt.

    • @krystle-rosepeck655
      @krystle-rosepeck655 Před 4 lety +69

      Agreed. I need a shirt saying this too!

    • @hojuandrea
      @hojuandrea Před 4 lety +53

      I laugh too. Am i evil?

    • @ericadgaf
      @ericadgaf Před 4 lety +52

      Emily M She cracks me up doing that, because then I start to giggle. 🤭 😆

    • @babykrul
      @babykrul Před 4 lety +63

      'I know it's not funny, but...' HAHAHA

  • @SiriusBlackBuscus
    @SiriusBlackBuscus Před 3 lety +497

    Joan + Goldeen = Jolene. Ask Dolly Parton! She probably knows what happened! 😂

    • @stephaniedettle9148
      @stephaniedettle9148 Před 2 lety +8

      🤔😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @_rainey
      @_rainey Před 2 lety +23

      this reply is FAR too underrated (are the kids uneducated or are we just not hip anymore? 🤷‍♀️ Maybe we'll never know)

    • @thousandyardgavri2785
      @thousandyardgavri2785 Před 2 lety +17

      what if Goldeen evolves into Seaking?

    • @coziella2267
      @coziella2267 Před 2 lety +8

      @@thousandyardgavri2785 i thought i was the only one thinking about Pokemon whenever she said her name 😂🤣

    • @RitaJHopkins
      @RitaJHopkins Před 2 lety +1

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @sierradavis562
    @sierradavis562 Před 3 lety +1056

    i have family in texas. one aunt is “living together” with another woman whom she’s been living with for 20+ years. they adopted 2 kids together but they’re only “friends living together”. no one has ever seen them kiss or hug or be affectionate. my family is extremely religious too. it’s sad i wish they could just be out with it

    • @amethyst1826
      @amethyst1826 Před 3 lety +82

      Maybe they are just living together.
      It is possible.
      But, like you, if they are a couple I wish they felt they could just go with the flow & be open with everyone!!

    • @havenburum1071
      @havenburum1071 Před 3 lety +33

      @@amethyst1826 you're very naive

    • @amethyst1826
      @amethyst1826 Před 3 lety +81

      @@havenburum1071
      Nope. Just optimistic.
      Plus, I KNOW some people, straight or otherwise, DO live together in just friendly situations!!
      There is nothing naive about that.

    • @havenburum1071
      @havenburum1071 Před 3 lety +8

      @@amethyst1826 right right naive

    • @amethyst1826
      @amethyst1826 Před 3 lety +56

      @@havenburum1071
      And you're a pessimist. But each to their own
      And I cba to argue with you.

  • @jordsssss
    @jordsssss Před 4 lety +1637

    My favorite part of Monday is HERE

  • @meganthal1478
    @meganthal1478 Před 4 lety +993

    I’m a teacher and one day I had your “intro song” stuck in my head and kept doing it out loud. Now it’s our official sound effect 😂 the whole class does it as we transition and stuff. It’s really funny.

    • @meowwwwwwwwmoooowwwwwwmeoo1162
      @meowwwwwwwwmoooowwwwwwmeoo1162 Před 4 lety +13

      Meganthal cringe

    • @gayhornies4455
      @gayhornies4455 Před 4 lety +155

      @@meowwwwwwwwmoooowwwwwwmeoo1162 yikes imagine making fun of other people because they're not afraid to be vulnerable 😪😪

    • @givenchy2698
      @givenchy2698 Před 4 lety +18

      r/thathappened
      And then everyone clapped!

    • @jenniferrogowski67
      @jenniferrogowski67 Před 4 lety +37

      Why wouldn't that have happened? It's not some outlandish, out of this earth story...😒

    • @fourthlove8745
      @fourthlove8745 Před 4 lety +49

      @@jenniferrogowski67 Some people have sad, boring lives and think that everyone's lives are just as uneventful as theirs. To them, everything is outlandish. Those people are the “r/thathappened” people.

  • @MandaDebbie
    @MandaDebbie Před 2 lety +81

    everyone: The perfect Janine Lindemulder Blink-182 nurse cosplay doesn’t exi-
    Bailey: nay nay!

  • @angieperez3864
    @angieperez3864 Před 3 lety +217

    Bailey saying she hit 400k subscribers in this video and just a year later is at about 4.5 million. Well deserved!

    • @jessicagibson956
      @jessicagibson956 Před 3 lety +8

      And now she’s at 4.69M!!

    • @hermon1499
      @hermon1499 Před 2 lety +7

      @@jessicagibson956 Now she’s at 5.07 M, wow.

    • @KBarraza
      @KBarraza Před 2 lety +4

      5.4 MILLION !

    • @Thebesties131
      @Thebesties131 Před 2 lety +2

      5.5 mil! Whaa!!??? It's amazing once you get those initial thousands, how quickly the rest can go. Bravo Bailey! 👏👏👏

    • @V0WWS
      @V0WWS Před 2 lety

      6 mil now🥳

  • @ashg4045
    @ashg4045 Před 4 lety +1758

    I think you need merch that says,"I'm laughing because"

  • @caryulmer7063
    @caryulmer7063 Před 4 lety +1099

    "If you're planning a murder for 3 months, maybe you should just forget about it & move on with your life."😂😂😂😂😂

  • @breialout7153
    @breialout7153 Před 2 lety +125

    Bailey: *starts laughing*
    Me:*laughs w her*
    bailey: that’s not funny 😐

  • @e1._.r0se
    @e1._.r0se Před 3 lety +100

    Bailey: Have you ever heard of them
    Me: No?
    Bailey: Didn’t think so
    I cackled when this happened

  • @whitwillie4052
    @whitwillie4052 Před 4 lety +1140

    Me: to my husband: “her name is Bailey Sarian ..she talks about a true crime case that’s been heavy on her noggin whilst she does her makeup”
    Husband:
    ✌🏼true story

    • @kahleahholbrook1372
      @kahleahholbrook1372 Před 4 lety +18

      Whit Willie nahhh fr🤣 they dont get it like ussss

    • @NehaSingh-ee3su
      @NehaSingh-ee3su Před 4 lety +27

      Mine just kept asking "but how do these two go together...it doesn't make sense" n m like 🤷🏾‍♀️

    • @shelbygarcia2350
      @shelbygarcia2350 Před 4 lety

      Literally my husband.... I tried haha

    • @zwitter_zwitter
      @zwitter_zwitter Před 4 lety +2

      Cringe

    • @misssmisssymaria
      @misssmisssymaria Před 4 lety +7

      Neha Thakur Boys are silly. makeup up crime do go together...it makes perfect sense. 😉

  • @yvaniaskinty149
    @yvaniaskinty149 Před 4 lety +937

    No one:
    Bailey:
    The l word is lesbians

  • @bizzybee9340
    @bizzybee9340 Před 3 lety +72

    The news to Betty and Joan: “And they were roommates”

  • @amethyst1826
    @amethyst1826 Před 3 lety +55

    I swear Bailey is the ONLY person I have seen just so easily 'pop' her false eyelashes on, like they've been trained to go there and be perfect!!!

    • @AutisticAthena
      @AutisticAthena Před 2 lety +3

      It comes with practice. I do it every day... and I can do it BECAUSE I do it every day.

  • @biancavoigt3215
    @biancavoigt3215 Před 3 lety +2491

    Papers: THEY WERE ROOMMATES

  • @imjustme2655
    @imjustme2655 Před 4 lety +2581

    "And that problem, baby girl, is a man named Peter"
    Cue thunder sound that scared me half to death 😂😂

    • @3buttholes
      @3buttholes Před 4 lety +15

      My beagle doggie got scared 😂

    • @DocBree13
      @DocBree13 Před 4 lety +12

      I'mJustMe that was my favorite part 😁

    • @susananaveda1357
      @susananaveda1357 Před 4 lety +13

      I literally jumped and dropped my phone 😂

    • @mehrisha6287
      @mehrisha6287 Před 4 lety +3

      I'mJustMe 😭stg

    • @jazlynlopez6409
      @jazlynlopez6409 Před 4 lety +4

      She said that exactly as I was scrolling down and reading this 😂😂

  • @BubbaRye
    @BubbaRye Před 3 lety +57

    The fact that every time you said the shooter’s name I pictured a unicorn fish Pokémon means my childhood has a lot to answer for

    • @BritLove25
      @BritLove25 Před 9 měsíci +1

      Also same 😂😂 🐠

  • @alexandraeddington5954
    @alexandraeddington5954 Před 2 lety +48

    Its that time of year where I’ve forgotten enough of the stories so ima just binge Bailey again. 🙌🏻

  • @jin6235
    @jin6235 Před 4 lety +2789

    I love how she always seems like she’s spilling the tea😂🤣👌

    • @Zee1226_
      @Zee1226_ Před 4 lety +24

      Me too coz it makes it more interesting😂

    • @hojuandrea
      @hojuandrea Před 4 lety +6

      Me too. It's actually sooooo funny. Poor Joan hehe

    • @tifanipowers
      @tifanipowers Před 4 lety +9

      And how she does so with her makeup application. The contor brush yo.

    • @spookikat
      @spookikat Před 4 lety +6

      This is the tea I live for
      Tell me more queen I love your contour 😍😍😍😍😍

    • @umiprocrastinator7972
      @umiprocrastinator7972 Před 4 lety +2

      That’s why we love her

  • @l.m.314
    @l.m.314 Před 4 lety +636

    Nobody:
    Bailey Sarian: "SoOoOo suspish...? 🤔"

  • @carissasterling2411
    @carissasterling2411 Před 3 lety +26

    Imagine Bailey as a Prosecutor 😂😂 “I now present to you *dramatic pause* EVIDENCE 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴👀👀👀👀👀

  • @Britt2907
    @Britt2907 Před 3 lety +42

    “Ohh, I look like a clown. Kinda like it” I’m definitely gonna use that one often

  • @svnny18
    @svnny18 Před 4 lety +518

    Bailey: 11pm comes around and the doorbell rings.
    Me: SUSPISH

  • @SpookiPeach
    @SpookiPeach Před 4 lety +777

    Bailey: Goldyne, a lady.
    Me: Goldeen, a lady fish.

  • @graciegolden4320
    @graciegolden4320 Před 2 lety +43

    Can we just take a minute to appreciate Bailey dressing up like the Enema of the State nurse

  • @bijanavvalentino4317
    @bijanavvalentino4317 Před 2 lety +31

    I’m glad Bailey’s stuck to the before makeup look. I feel like there aren’t a lot of makeup gurus who we see without their craft so it’s so nice to see a clean fresh face that turns into a masterpiece. Beautiful in all of the ways with a whip smart brain to boot 😌

  • @Duck_offff
    @Duck_offff Před 4 lety +372

    How gorgeous is Bailey
    1000000000% i say
    👇🏻

  • @KawaiiiPinky122284
    @KawaiiiPinky122284 Před 4 lety +429

    Bailey: "I look like a clown, I kinda like it." I love you Bailey lol

  • @tr2713
    @tr2713 Před 3 lety +65

    If Betty and Joan were lovers and friends for years before that wouldn’t she be able to recognize her voice even if she was whispering? Suspish

  • @jemmamanela6398
    @jemmamanela6398 Před 3 lety +44

    Ok but like... did Joan actually expect Betty to come back to her after Joan (technically Goldeen) killed Peter?

  • @taylor1649
    @taylor1649 Před 4 lety +1544

    “ONE condition...... you can no longer see Joan.”
    *countours aggressively* 😂

  • @thewhy7777
    @thewhy7777 Před 4 lety +1129

    Tell me why my brain immediately thought Goldyne killed Peter cause he gave her a bad haircut 🤦🏻‍♀️😂😂

  • @jessie7288
    @jessie7288 Před 3 lety +17

    I remember when you could rent a locker at this mall. I loved it because if it’s winter time you don’t want to be walking around the mall carrying this heavy down coat around with you. Or put some of your bags in there, purse or whatever you don’t feel like carrying. It was $25c so I wish they still had those.

  • @totalbeautybykhrys
    @totalbeautybykhrys Před 3 lety +33

    You know you are a G when you can do your brows perfectly and talk at the same time

  • @wtevramanda
    @wtevramanda Před 4 lety +633

    "I’m a nurse....I do nurse things" is my new motto for this last year of nursing school

    • @nurse7559
      @nurse7559 Před 4 lety +3

      😂😂😂our everyday motto

  • @skreemqueen756
    @skreemqueen756 Před 4 lety +1397

    Girl, I’m obsessed with your videos.... not obsessed like Joan but obsessed within normal limits.

  • @BOREDOM6969
    @BOREDOM6969 Před 3 lety +61

    Bailey: *inserts lightning crackle*
    My sleep: "'aight imma head out."

  • @amethyst1826
    @amethyst1826 Před 3 lety +34

    At the end Bailey dons a nurse outfit and says,
    "I'm a nurse."
    Me: That explains the hand in the background!!

  • @BajuliiiQ
    @BajuliiiQ Před 4 lety +632

    *ASMR voice* "The L word......... is Lesbian.."

  • @evelyngonzalez801
    @evelyngonzalez801 Před 4 lety +642

    No one:
    Bailey: “oh I look like I clown...I kinda like it.”
    😂😂😂

  • @kezzyx3581
    @kezzyx3581 Před 3 lety +70

    Bailey with no make up looks better than me all done up. How is she so pretty 😭

  • @D3V3ll3
    @D3V3ll3 Před 3 lety +39

    "UGHH I look like a clown. I kinda like it." 😂😂😂

  • @audramagness1768
    @audramagness1768 Před 4 lety +390

    “It’s me again I showed up!”
    me walking into my GE lecture that I show up to once a month

    • @MsSonali1980
      @MsSonali1980 Před 4 lety +2

      hahahaha... true story.

    • @mirandanils5114
      @mirandanils5114 Před 4 lety +1

      Me whenever I decide to go to my measurements lecture 😂😂

  • @dragonlord6415
    @dragonlord6415 Před 4 lety +901

    “They drive off to a lady named Margret’s house.”
    Indeed.

  • @hopeycaitlan5395
    @hopeycaitlan5395 Před 2 lety +4

    Instead of listening to music when I do my makeup, I watch these now. Your videos r awesome, I like how u be so much yourself.

  • @Fosharie1445
    @Fosharie1445 Před 3 lety +17

    Everytime I watch this video and Bailey says ‘yay Betty, yay’ literally never fails to make me laugh 😂😂

  • @Duck_offff
    @Duck_offff Před 4 lety +410

    Today’s theme song, one word: iconic

  • @alexisouthere1662
    @alexisouthere1662 Před 4 lety +228

    and suddenly i’ve binged watched all of these and i look forward to next monday every week

    • @katherina3970
      @katherina3970 Před 4 lety +1

      Alex is Out Here basically.

    • @emman1374
      @emman1374 Před 4 lety

      Alex is Out Here that was me last week! haha

  • @wingv313
    @wingv313 Před 3 lety +24

    Bailey-We need “Suspish” tshirts! 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

  • @roseylicious1541
    @roseylicious1541 Před 3 lety +24

    Look, I’m laughing because, I can’t get enough of Goldeen’s name, to me it just sounds like you’re imitating a Pokémon 😂 “goldeen goldeen” I’m having a Bailey Sarian marathon today 😍💗

  • @kanikki03
    @kanikki03 Před 4 lety +851

    “This isn’t a lifetime movie, this is real life.”
    Yeeeah, gonna need that on some merch! 😂

  • @megan-.-moon
    @megan-.-moon Před 4 lety +775

    Bailey: "They went to open this locker, and guess what they find?.."
    Me: " idk bailey??? A gun?"
    Bailey: " A GUN!"
    Me :ooooooo

  • @oliviaogden1101
    @oliviaogden1101 Před 3 lety +26

    Bailey: There is little to no trace of her after 1957.
    Me: Betty killed her!

  • @thecutestofborg5604
    @thecutestofborg5604 Před 3 lety +14

    This is my favorite video by Bailey. She seems more theatrically adorable in this one.

  • @TheMakeupChair
    @TheMakeupChair Před 3 lety +2733

    That thunder sound that scared me half to death haha My heart nearly stopped! 😂😂

  • @rileybennett7687
    @rileybennett7687 Před 3 lety +2052

    petition for bailey to make merch that says “i’m laughing because...”

  • @xxalittlebitofmonicaxx
    @xxalittlebitofmonicaxx Před 2 lety +14

    Congratulations 🎉 on 5 million Bailey 🖤 and you make me miss Halloween 🎃

  • @graceb7284
    @graceb7284 Před 2 lety +4

    EVERY SINGLE episode I can never focus on your makeup 💄 because I'm so focused on your storytelling 😆 🤦‍♀️. You are a great storyteller! It feels like your having a conversation with us rather than some where it's more reading off a script. I always start super focused then as you keep talking next thing I know I totally missed the whole makeup part lol.

  • @NatalieValentina6
    @NatalieValentina6 Před 4 lety +240

    I seriously love how Bailey's red lipstick PERFECTLY matches the trim on her Blink-182 "Nurse Things" costume 💋

  • @elenacasoni2513
    @elenacasoni2513 Před 3 lety +2281

    This guy was in bed and got up to give trick or treaters candy?! What a saint. I’d just pop in earplugs and roll over 😬

    • @oliviaogden1101
      @oliviaogden1101 Před 3 lety +199

      Once the porch lights are out, candy time is over.

    • @truffleandrosalie
      @truffleandrosalie Před 3 lety +117

      Betty told him to go get the door! Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

    • @carrieadcock1250
      @carrieadcock1250 Před 3 lety +13

      Same. Last year I threw some poppers at their feed and ran back inside lol.

    • @runyoufool2856
      @runyoufool2856 Před 2 lety +21

      I mean, he was described to be a really nice person. R. I. P Peter.

    • @gigi9301
      @gigi9301 Před 2 lety +5

      I just leave out a basket of candy bars and protein bars after about 845. Any "kids" trick or treating after that hour are a bit old me thinks...

  • @hibiscus752
    @hibiscus752 Před měsícem +2

    I love Bailey’s sense of humor. She makes me laugh even when I am uncomfortable.

  • @katiebeth9711
    @katiebeth9711 Před 3 lety +30

    No one:
    Bailey: I’m laughing because...😂😂

  • @hannahhopkins5775
    @hannahhopkins5775 Před 3 lety +734

    I feel like Goldyne was the one who tipped off the police. She probably had guilt and resentment, and wanted to bring Joan down with her.

    • @jeanc5516
      @jeanc5516 Před 3 lety +40

      Yeah she admitted she's the one who called the police. Because of Joan's actions afterwards

    • @LUVBUG24K
      @LUVBUG24K Před 3 lety +1

      Me too! I was just gonna comment that

    • @lettybattle9392
      @lettybattle9392 Před 3 lety +7

      It might have been Joan hoping to also fully get rid of goldyne and have the case of peter closed and she could get with Betty?

  • @michelelindor
    @michelelindor Před 3 lety +626

    “And that problem babygirl... was a man named Peter.” *thunder claps, lightening, rain* IM DEAD

    • @angwood20
      @angwood20 Před 3 lety +2

      Was great

    • @zoeysmama53108
      @zoeysmama53108 Před 3 lety +7

      My daughter jumped off of her seat when that happened. 😂😂 I had it on my Bluetooth in my car and she was doing math homework while i waited at the doctors office. It was great. 😂

  • @beatricemodesti8857
    @beatricemodesti8857 Před 3 lety +11

    "..and they´re like Betty. Betty. BETTY!" 07:22

  • @mzniniful
    @mzniniful Před 3 lety +14

    Im literally soo obsessed with these i been watching every episode back to back for days maybe even a week not sure but i cant stop

  • @tashalefebvre9550
    @tashalefebvre9550 Před 3 lety +2649

    HOW DID JOAN KNOW THAT BETTY WASNT GOING TO ANSWER THE DOOR? Suspishhh.

    • @venicemarieaulsbury535
      @venicemarieaulsbury535 Před 3 lety +83

      Joan didn't go to, or wasn't seen at the door that night. I'm She was really really close by out of sight watching; but She sent her friend in which Betty did not know to do the shooting. So I'm sure that's if a female would have came to the door they'd just ask for candy. 😆

    • @Geini0
      @Geini0 Před 3 lety +392

      This is the 40’s. 11pm. I would be shocked if Betty went to open the door.

    • @kiriraganna
      @kiriraganna Před 3 lety +33

      @@Geini0 Right but it could have still been both of them. Or the child might have been still awake and hanging out with the dad and naturally coming to see the door, maybe being ready to deliver some late-night candies. They couldn't have counted on that honestly. Unless they plotted everything with Betty...

    • @akumamakima2280
      @akumamakima2280 Před 3 lety +69

      Gender roles?

    • @sober_happy_mama
      @sober_happy_mama Před 3 lety +31

      I thought that Betty told him to go answer the door is what she said

  • @DangerousPerson
    @DangerousPerson Před 4 lety +310

    I'd love to see you do "The Bride of Chucky" look. omfg u could sooo pull it off ^__^

  • @ash_tray
    @ash_tray Před 2 lety +6

    I love how it feels like I’m talking to a friend. Especially when I gasp and she goes “right?!” Or something it makes me feel like we’re on FaceTime. It’s my favorite thing ever

  • @drivevengeful
    @drivevengeful Před 3 lety +8

    After hearing this story. I think Betty got curious after Joan pretty much talked her into it. She realized it wasn't her for, went back to Peter, and Joan when bananas.

  • @snortweed
    @snortweed Před 4 lety +304

    “i miss peter”
    can’t tell if this was planned but i died laughing

    • @lexxfrost798
      @lexxfrost798 Před 4 lety +4

      I didn’t even catch it until this comment! I must be extra sleepy tonight! And yes I watch these Monday nights before sleep! 😂

    • @fpw2223
      @fpw2223 Před 4 lety +1

      Lexx Frost madlad

    • @OBOII
      @OBOII Před 4 lety +4

      I dont catch the joke someone pls explain

    • @vibecheck3328
      @vibecheck3328 Před 4 lety

      Where ?

    • @realpixiestix
      @realpixiestix Před 4 lety +10

      @Bailey Sarian - “Peter” is a euphemism for the male genatalia.

  • @calilnalan
    @calilnalan Před 3 lety +910

    Get you a friend like Goldeen, thats a real ride or die. She hadnt even met Betty and she was ready to rescue her from an abusive marriage

    • @faycoleman9023
      @faycoleman9023 Před 3 lety +105

      She was played and manipulated. We don't even know if he was abusive to Betty. Possibly but my guess is that Betty was playing Joan in order to get rid of her husband.

    • @love2sing20101
      @love2sing20101 Před 3 lety +18

      @@faycoleman9023 I wonder how Betty’s first marriage went/ended. 🤔

  • @aliceaddamsyoutube
    @aliceaddamsyoutube Před 3 lety +58

    "so they do some research on Goldine and come to find out... She was a pokemon!"
    I was fully expecting you to say this.

  • @Sindollx666x
    @Sindollx666x Před 3 lety +3

    I knew exactly who you were as soon as you popped up on screen with the costume, PERFECTION!
    You are so beautiful!

  • @daisyshort4789
    @daisyshort4789 Před 4 lety +556

    “thanks joan it’s been real✌🏼😬 i’m out”

  • @sidthesciencekid7502
    @sidthesciencekid7502 Před 4 lety +104

    bailey: **puts on costume**
    me: ALL THE SMALL THINGS

  • @nimz6200
    @nimz6200 Před 2 lety +4

    Bailey doesn't know it but she is making our lives somewhat bearable with her stories.

  • @Skyy0226
    @Skyy0226 Před 3 lety +11

    You were so extra and animated in this video I love it 😂😂

  • @jenzzjfjx333
    @jenzzjfjx333 Před 4 lety +110

    Don’t do the intro with the final look! I like the surprise element of it

  • @ginaybarros3861
    @ginaybarros3861 Před 4 lety +191

    Bailey with her glove: using her hand a lot when talking
    Me: when I get a new set of nails 😂

  • @megi7387
    @megi7387 Před 3 lety +6

    'it was heavily frowned upon... to like do anything. TO BREATHE.' ahahhahahaah i love this girl so much!!!