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  • čas přidán 4. 03. 2008
  • Bill Engvall massage skit from blue collar.
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Komentáře • 79

  • @saragrant9749
    @saragrant9749 Před rokem +2

    “You know one of those icky dog farts is gonna sneak out” oh man 🤣🤣🤣

  • @katiedid1851
    @katiedid1851 Před 4 lety +31

    oh God, thank you for sending this funny man !

  • @stevewisniewski5860
    @stevewisniewski5860 Před 2 lety +12

    I have to tell you that’s one of the most hilarious thing I’ve heard in years. Gods less you and the commodity the community do the comedy whatever the fuck you wanna call it it’s just absolutely absolutely beautiful hilarious so thank you thank you my stomach hurts.

  • @denisehedden13
    @denisehedden13 Před 5 lety +77

    I love this Man he's so creative and funny & he's got the most beautiful eyes.

  • @totallytempo
    @totallytempo Před 16 lety +36

    HAHA "now lie on your back" "here it comes"

  • @denisehedden13
    @denisehedden13 Před 4 lety +8

    🙃Way too funny I love his sence of humor he's hilarious🙃✌

  • @berylwashington4198
    @berylwashington4198 Před 3 lety +7

    He is one of the best comedians!!

  • @raz42492
    @raz42492 Před 13 lety +63

    omg! "i'm only a C student"

  • @manueltubens535
    @manueltubens535 Před rokem

    Bill Engvall for president!!!!!!! I love this guy. He's the funniest member of the group of The Blue collar comedy team.

  • @ashsmith7990
    @ashsmith7990 Před 10 lety +29

    love bill engvall :)

  • @ictpilot
    @ictpilot Před 3 lety +14

    I'm just a C student, I gotta remember that one! 😁

  • @killer92173
    @killer92173 Před 3 lety +9

    Note to self: don't watch this video if you're about to get a massage. Lol

  • @jprevatt
    @jprevatt Před 5 lety +45

    Pitching tents, Bill?? 😂😂😂😂

  • @MrArcadia2009
    @MrArcadia2009 Před rokem

    God Bless him, he's hilarious.

  • @tinaohlrogge4685
    @tinaohlrogge4685 Před 3 lety +3

    Bill Envil’ was born to be a
    Comedian 😂
    Tina from Ks..

  • @hannahcurrie7332
    @hannahcurrie7332 Před 11 lety +30

    I am SO tempted to show this to my boyfriend just to see him squirm, but I'm afraid he'd faint. lol "You have no idea!"

  • @Cutie-loves-cupcake
    @Cutie-loves-cupcake Před rokem

    I laughed so hard my stomach hurts so bad from laughing

  • @jennifercoleman5195
    @jennifercoleman5195 Před 3 lety +3

    Im just a C student. .I love that

  • @michaelfuchs4557
    @michaelfuchs4557 Před rokem

    Gotta love him!

  • @SkittyGirl300
    @SkittyGirl300 Před 12 lety +11

    So funny LOL. Just made me have to go pee.

  • @wolfgrizzer
    @wolfgrizzer Před 16 lety +5

    aaaah a massage parlor with a happy ending. :)

  • @MrTimelord77
    @MrTimelord77 Před 2 lety +3

    If you are at a proper massage establishment, everything that happens during a session is discussed to avoid any unpleasant feelings. Also there is no work under the sheets to prevent hands from wandering.

  • @tomwilliams5933
    @tomwilliams5933 Před 2 lety

    Love Bill

  • @abejareyna100
    @abejareyna100 Před 13 lety +3

    aahahahahahahahaha love him!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @stephm2009
    @stephm2009 Před 16 lety +2

    lol love bill hes 2 funny.

    • @michaeledmond2367
      @michaeledmond2367 Před 2 lety

      Hello Stephanie
      How are you doing, I hope you are doing and preventing yourself always from the virus. Am a fan. I saw your comment here and am hoping we can both get to know more about each other and be friends here.

  • @matthewnachel7112
    @matthewnachel7112 Před rokem +1

    Hello Bill, how are you? Do you know I just listened and watched your funny massage video on CZcams and I got me thinking. What were you thinking when you were getting that massage you were probably like no where did I put those? Here’s my sign signs because I’m sure you were looking to put one up on that massage parlor you’ll be like this massage need to sign in anyway coffee is kicking in about time to go to the thing called a job I can’t wait to do that thing that you were doing now is called retirement. Do you know what’s funny Bill every time it’s Sunday night and I say it to my friends I say friends I can’t wait till Friday and they text me back and they say why the work week hasn’t even started yet and I’m like I know I just want to work week to be over already and it’s not even Monday ever had one of those weeks bill?

  • @Statalyzer
    @Statalyzer Před 11 lety +9

    Show it to him!

  • @WilliamFHenry
    @WilliamFHenry Před 5 lety +1

    The third one; no doubt!

  • @JacobTheLoofah
    @JacobTheLoofah Před 15 lety +14

    lol dont fart

  • @sadiburks9949
    @sadiburks9949 Před 4 lety

    Anyone know what show this clip is from?

  • @BlackCat-dm7se
    @BlackCat-dm7se Před 4 lety +2

    I wonder if Robert Kraft is one of the dislikes for this video

  • @cleverusernamenexttime2779
    @cleverusernamenexttime2779 Před 5 lety +23

    You could have at least stolen the whole clip. You cut off half the joke

    • @Species5008
      @Species5008 Před 2 lety

      Well, go steal the whole joke and post it. Quit complaining.

  • @MrMatto91
    @MrMatto91 Před 15 lety +4

    WTFH where is the F-16 segment

  • @tammyhuennerkopf9065
    @tammyhuennerkopf9065 Před 4 lety

    LOL

  • @marionkennedy9651
    @marionkennedy9651 Před rokem

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @wickedbird1538
    @wickedbird1538 Před 10 měsíci

    😮😮I thought he said he was a “See” student.

  • @soylentteal
    @soylentteal Před 4 lety +2

    Didn't Dr. Seuss write a book about a big-hearted masseuse?

  • @gorgeousluvcutie735
    @gorgeousluvcutie735 Před 16 lety +1

    lol

  • @amandakohler8810
    @amandakohler8810 Před 5 lety +19

    I'm a massage therapist and I have had male clients look at me and request a male massage therapist. And they told me it was nothing personal, they were just afraid they would do something embarrassing.

    • @CharlieBrn
      @CharlieBrn Před 5 lety +2

      It's been so long my body wouldn't know what to do other than worship I for knot removal

    • @michaeledmond2367
      @michaeledmond2367 Před 2 lety

      Hello Amanda
      How are you doing, I hope you are doing and preventing yourself always from the virus. Am a fan. I saw your comment here and am hoping we can both get to know more about each other and be friends here.

    • @amandakohler8810
      @amandakohler8810 Před 2 lety +1

      @@CharlieBrn I have had clients actually fall asleep on my table l, simply from relief of pain.

    • @amandakohler8810
      @amandakohler8810 Před 2 lety +1

      @@michaeledmond2367 we take a lot of precautions at our facility to stay healthy. I follow them strictly, for my own safety and the safety of my clients and my family. I appreciate your concern.l, however I'm going to have to decline your friend request. I am in a happily committed relationship.

    • @michaeledmond2367
      @michaeledmond2367 Před 2 lety

      @@amandakohler8810 Good evening Amanda. We can always chat every once in a while what do you think.

  • @randyedmisten1374
    @randyedmisten1374 Před rokem

    Who's watching this in December 2022

  • @captainobvious49
    @captainobvious49 Před 16 lety +2

    ..... i wanna massage now

  • @cdeanneeckles
    @cdeanneeckles Před 4 lety

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @michaeledmond2367
      @michaeledmond2367 Před 2 lety

      Hello Cindy
      How are you doing, I hope you are doing and preventing yourself always from the virus. Am a fan. I saw your comment here and am hoping we can both get to know more about each other and be friends here.

  • @jpclark454
    @jpclark454 Před 8 lety +2

    What does he mean by I'm only a C student?

    • @CzyLoon
      @CzyLoon  Před 8 lety +1

      +Jack Clark School work and tests use to be graded from A+ to F. A C student was considered to be average.

    • @stephenshirley9870
      @stephenshirley9870 Před 7 lety +8

      if god is 'testing' him and he is only a C student then he doesn't do well on tests-----more temptation than he can bear

    • @robertchandler5055
      @robertchandler5055 Před 5 lety

      Really? I think he means if he is being tested by GOD an A student would not be tempted or bothered by an attractive young lady and an F student would take advantage of the wifes absence- C would try hard but might just BACK SLIDE just a bit or alot

    • @phoenixnorth3385
      @phoenixnorth3385 Před 5 lety

      When talking to God saying "I'm a C student" I think he was saying I could be tempted to cheat

    • @kenhollis6197
      @kenhollis6197 Před 3 lety

      @@CzyLoon Used to be? They still are.

  • @cjhs2006
    @cjhs2006 Před 3 lety +9

    as a Woman,if my Guy Wanted to Set up a Date With a Masseuse For me,I’d be All For it

    • @Netherwolf6100
      @Netherwolf6100 Před 3 lety +2

      Don't know too many happily taken men who want a stranger rubbing their bodies. The physical form is reserved purely for partners, in our heads.

  • @Templemain
    @Templemain Před 4 lety +4

    Try a Thai massage with a happy ending. It's just a great experience for a man married or single. You have not lived until a beautiful Thai girl gives you the FULL massage.

  • @DreamBelief
    @DreamBelief Před 3 lety +2

    Naked? Yeah that's sus. I get massages all the time. You do not need to be naked. The standard is you leave your underwear on. I have issues with my hip as well as my glute muscles etc. They are perfectly able to massage those with underwear on.

  • @Nikodymus
    @Nikodymus Před 3 lety

    I want Bill Engvall to lay me down and plow me for hours.

  • @darcyswanson2155
    @darcyswanson2155 Před 4 lety +1

    Get riiiiiid of these stupid ads..plzzzzz