Living in the Hospital | Bill Engvall
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- čas přidán 21. 10. 2019
- Just cause Bill's knee replacement was over doesn't mean that was the end of the funny....oh no, it was only the beginning! The noises and pains are too much to bear as Bill explains the hilarity that ensued following the operation.
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About Bill Engvall
Comedian Bill Engvall was part of the enormously successful Blue Collar Comedy Tour and has starred in a number of films, TV shows and sitcoms, including Blue Collar TV, Comedy Central, A Pair of Jokers, Evening at the Improv , The Jeff Foxworthy Show, The Tonight Show and the Late Show with David Letterman. Some of Engvall's specials and albums include:
- Just Sell Him For Parts (2016)
- Them Idiots Whirled Tour (2012)
- Aged and Confused (2009)
- 15° Off Cool (2007)
- Dorkfish (1998)
- Here’s Your Sign (1996)
Engvall's work has earned his numerous awards, including American Comedy Award for “Best Male Stand-up Comedian," #1 position on the Billboard Comedy Chart for Here's Your Sign, “Best Selling Comedy album," and a Grammy Award nomination for Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One For The Road.
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Bill is very funny. He doesn't use nasty language. I rather heard his stories. You don't need use bad language in every sentence.
I was a nurse for30 yrs, and YOU can fall off the toilet
My grandmother had a hip replacement many years ago, and she had to have help in and out of the bathroom for a bit. The nurse did the same, telling her it was possible. I’d definitely believe it.
I'm more interested in how that's even possible...
Infinite ways.....I'm too old to tell
@@oddcool1 because of balance. After a knee replacement your balance has to be basically relearned by your body. Falling off the toilet is very much a possibility early on.
If I had a penny for every patient that had fell off the toilet, I would be a retired nurse.😂😂😂
"And she stands there."
It's not a circus without an audience.
Bill I'm healing up from tougne cancer. So I sit home and watch your videos over and over. Makes me feel better. Thanks for helping me. Big fan!
I’m currently recovering from getting a brain shunt implant done and I have been going through sharp abdominal pains watching this but I really feel connected with what Bill went through.
Went through tongue cancer for the second time in seven years hope you’re getting better. It’s been a journey but I’m still here. Laughter helps tremendously.❤
Humour is great for recovery! Wrote a paper on it in University
I pray fast and total healing of your tongue cancer in YAHUSHA’S!
AlleluYAH !
AlleluYAHUAH !
AlleluYAHUSHA !
Hebrews 4;16
Psalms chapter 3
Shalom🕊️
Bill understands that life is funny. He reminds us all to remember that.
She probably worked up a lot of courage to say "woah."
Life stories with self-deprecating humor are the best.
😂😂😂😂I am a RN and way to go Christy!! So many of us do not have that humor and are still amazing at our calling in life!!!!!
I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. So funny!!!!
Bill Engvall is the best storyteller EVER !!! 😂
Of all time.
your the best comedian of all time Bill!
“Well boys, I hurt mine doing the Cha Cha”…made me laugh my arse off!! Hilariously brilliant! 😂😂😂
“Good brand; smooth ride”. That punchline had me dying.
Memories....my knee surgery, and physical therspy...😣...loved my pain med..BEFORE physical therapy!!.. Bill brings back so many memories...
I love it! As a caregiver, I couldn't stop laughing!
Be sure to share this with colleagues!
Bill's jokes is the types of humor that is doesn't need to have cuss words in it to make it funny
Most definitely! We need more like him!
@@jasoncoultas1940 I agree
Try watching drybar comedy. All clean jokes.
@@chrisautrey5051 I been listening to that for awhile, it has some great people on there
@@ImperialCoffee769
That’s why they have those poles in hospital and nursing home bathrooms in case you fall out of the shower 🧼 or off of the toilet 🚽.
Bill Engvall will always be #1 in my book! His jokes are just the relief I need after a tough day.
Gotta love Bill, because he keeps his routine (tries) to keep it clean.
Just got out of rehab for colon surgery. Every word he says here is true.
He needs to be on TV again, with another show. He's soooo good. Who doesn't live Bill
I don't live Bill.
Maybe love. Fat thumbs?
nah; he's retired now. He earned it.
He's retired from stand-up 😭
😮❤❤❤❤
I haven’t seen bill engval in years. This is great
Omg! It’s official after a bad day I need to watch him for 10 mins. I’m dying like tears are streaming from my eyes.
He is so good. I love seeing a clean comedian.
Wrong bit to use the word clean
If you love clean comedy I recommend Dry Bar (Jeff Allen and Dennis Gaxiola).
Definitely not a clean bit. He is talking about drug use too.
He's LITERALLY talking shit.
@@christianplummer7249 The 'clean' is in reference to the lack of profanity.
IDK why it took me so long to binge watch these. I feel sooo much better.
Miss seeing him & his humor.
PT doesn't mean "Physical Therapy," it means "Painful Torture"!
Thanks. You really nailed it. I went through everything on this video. I had a brain operation in December 2018. I spent 2 months in the hospital and 2 months in the rehab clinic.
By far one of my favorite and one of the best family-friendly comedians I've ever watched. Grew up listening to his cassettes and watching his specials with my dad along with the rest of the Blue Collar team. Very funny and very entertaining.
My favourite Comedian ever!
When I had a surgery scheduled, I ate only prunes up until the time I had to stop eating. It worked, I didn’t get clogged up.
I've been a fan for years and yes I love the fact you don't have to use volgar laguage to make us laugh. Keep up the good laugh for many more years for us. Thanks Bill.
And Christy gets public relations award for the year!
I saw him live and laughed my ass off at him! Lordy he was hilarious!
Got to see him live in Helena this year, absolutely awesome show. I went from spare tire to six pack abs from laughing so hard.
Bill is a awesome comedian l loved the stories he tells I just love the guy he will. Always be close to my heart
I love you. The only thing that can make us smile since we lost our little girl is Bill. Thank you for being funny
I'm so sorry for your loss. Thoughts and prayers 💜
@@roserenee9805 Thank you - she was our only
@@chriscross2001 Oh no, I can only imagine your pain...but if it helps, at least she isn't suffering and if you're religious then you may have comfort knowing she is cared for and is watching over your family 💜
@@roserenee9805 We are Christian - Amy was an awesome person. 16 years old and full of love and kindness - she never said a bad thing to anyone or of anything. She was so sweet. She's in heaven and she's healed now. She ran and played before the disease hit her - she's running and playing again. Her story is on Amazon - Something's the Matter With Amy free to download on the amazon kindle app. She had a disease so rare that it's almost never seen in children. Thanks for letting me tell you about her. Yes, she's in heaven but still, I want her back. I miss her so much. She was my best friend and my child - she was just a child.
Having a kid like my Dixie & Jim just sucks !!! You don’t get used to it you just live.
I wish I could do something, but there is nothing
I miss my daddy so friggin much...I'm watching these laughing so much but have that little hole in my heart wishing he was still here.
I’m so using “ I need to drop some friends at the lake” and “ take the browns to the superbowl”.
Bill Engval is a true talent. Funniest comedian I’ve listened to. Stomach usually hurts from laughing so hard.
Absolutely the funniest guy in America 😂😂😂😂
Watching his two videos on total knee replacement helped me laugh when i was scared of my pending knee surgery.and gave me some insight on what to expect.
Have seen this so many times. And yet? Still funny as hell. Thanks bill
I saw Bill in 2002 and I won tickets to the show with a meet and greet. I have the pictures in a photo box. It was at the Arlene shitz in Portland Oregon. I laughed so hard. It had been years since I've laughed, but I laughed that night and I've been laughing ever sense. Thanks Bill.
Hospital bathrooms have pull cords so that patients can let the nurse's know that either they're done or that they need help. Christy was being extra cautious!
He got the VIP treatment. 😂
No Christy was following hospital policy. So many people think they are fine in the bathroom than 2 seconds after the nurse walks out they fall off the toilet. Happens all the time so for pt safety the nurse stays close enough to keep people from slipping off the crapper...
@@davidsandberg7631😅
I nearly Peed myself laughing so much. You and the other three yahoos are just a great comedic tour but even by yourself it’s just amazing How you made me laugh. God bless and thank you for the Goodwill.
I love watching him in person a year are so ago at the local casino with my mom. We sat in the front row and loved every minute of it. He spoke about his trip to Africa with his wife . It was so hilarious.
I really like this guy. He's genuine
Like watching him do the Argentine Tango. Blessings Bill.
This is why I drink coffee when I take my pain meds. Love you Bill Engvall.
I am so using the phrase “I need to drop some friends off at the lake” from now on
🤣😂
I use one similar to "the turtle is coming out the lake" instead the turtle is popping out of its shell learned that one from my uncle growing up lol
We always said "Drop the kids off at the pool."
PayinAttention Cosby kids
Stock the lake with brown trout. Take the browns 2 the super bowl
Your material is GREAT Bill, not doing to well in these times and I honestly have to say, thank you for making me smile, and then laugh. Thank you, God knows I needed it 🤕👍
Isn't it wonderful how a real bellylaugh - with tears in the eyes - can put things in perspective?
@@mousetreehouse6833 it really is!!👍
Bill Engval is hands down one of the funniest guys I've ever heard. Life happens and he does a phenomenal job of making a show out if it. I would love to see Mr. Engval live sometime if I could ever afford to buy a ticket. Anyhow .. God bless and good day...
Knee surgery is just like that...i swear. Read this before your next hospital visit before surgery
I could listen to him all evening.
You are my favorite comedian!!!
“Cause I’m on a little drug called Percocet” first real one on the stage
She was just standing there... MENACINGLY!
Bill Engvall is great
Bill Engvall is the most funniest comedian ever!!!!!
"I'm not kidding ya. I nearly had an anerysm just tryin' to fart!"
Totally needed this laugh. I've been dealing with chronic migraines a lot, and you always make me laugh when I need it. Thank you so much.
Husband is computer engineer - in our house it’s called a “Download.”
That's the way it is in the hospital. They have to check EVERYTHING!
Good morning friend how was your night hope you slept well
Gives a new meaning to being totally anal, doesn’t it?
So funny! Love how he tells stories.
"Rocks in my kidney" sounds like a song
Hahahahahahaha! My God, that's just insanely funny! I needed that.
I am in hysterics! Thank you, Bill, you’ve made my YEAR so far!!!!❤ God bless. X
If you heard half the things that come out of drugged up patients you would understand the nurse
C'mon man! The code phrase is "I gotta take the browns to the super bowl!"🤣
Love this guy
I have been a huge fan for over 20 years and no matter how crappy my day is, watching Bill will make coffee come through my nose & I’ll laugh so hard to the point I literally can’t breathe. 👍🏼
I first saw Bill on Star Search in 1984. Since then, I have yet to see a bad set.
That *was* a pretty...*crap*py day...
LasVegas Linda me too. He really is the most genuinely funny, family friendly comedian ive ever seen. He really is the best
Same. I am currently disabled due to a brain tumor removal and this applies to me exactly (unfortunately), but I still love to see him.
Same. I am currently disabled due to a brain tumor removal and this applies to me exactly (unfortunately), but I still love to see him.
I just found Bill’s channel a couple of weeks ago. I can only watch a few each night because I’m worried about getting dehydrated from crying.
He is a perfect example of how a comedian can be beyond funny without any profanity! I wish today’s comics could learn that lesson.
Just found your work and honestly it's so refreshing!! Funny and immersive storytelling!!
Getting old is a trip. In my 20's I'd sit and push a loaf out in 15 seconds or less. Now I'm 50 I now know why there are magazine racks in the bathroom. I can literally miss and episode of cheers dropping my friends off at the lake.
Too. Much. Information.
@@edithdlp8045 Not even your husband cares, why in the WORLD would you think the world in general would have any interest in YOUR SHIT?!
@wingmanalive: Way to much information, there, Bud.
@@edithdlp8045 Yep. Fruits veggies nuts and seeds and a squatty potty stool.
That's why the dvr has a pause button.
"Hey Mr Engval! Whoah!"
What is supposed to mean. I don't get it 😂
I didn't get it
Also don't get the ending!
I saw the whole thing. It's a reference to when he had a stint and the nurse was trying to get him to calm down while pulling the stunt from his urethra.
Love him he is so clean
One of my all time favorite comedians.🤣
Should have said "I need to take the Browns to the Superbowl"
I need to take the Cosby kids to the pool.
I've got orders to bomb the porcelain empire.
@@killer13324 lmao
@@billdowney6891 it's a more manly way of saying it.
Or flush the lion's season down the tubs
Bill reminds me of my husband that was in the hospital before he died I think bill is the sweetest comedian around
OMG this was so funny I couldn’t breathe at one point. This skit gives a whole new meaning to “bathroom humor” 🤣🤣🙂🙂
I always love Bill and how he laughs at his own jokes. I’ve been a fan since he did the radio run in DFW on KZPS way back when. ❤️
Saw his show a few years back, and he is truly unbelievably talented. Love his humor....not a 'dirty word' spoken!
"Whoa 👍" 😂😂😂😂😂
I didn't get that, someone tell me???
@@lindawoods3266 she basically said "impressive size" 💀
1 of the funniest live shows ever. I'll go any time he is in town.
U r gorgeous
@@tonyacosta4574 Thankyou
@@tessduff8345 welcome
Real humor is what we meed more of. Thanks!!
I was put on hydrocodone after major surgery and couldn't go for over 2 weeks, when I was in rehab!!! The angels sang when I was able to drink prune juice and go!!!!!
Good morning friend how was your night hope you slept well
I can’t stop laughing I’m a nurse and all you said it’s true I have to stay outside the bathroom to make sure pts doesn’t fall at least you were lucky you didn’t have to take lactose lol that will make you poop I love the way you talk about the walker lol your absolutely amazing glad you’re ok
Latulose
Lactulose we finally beat the spell checker and we 3 Nurses got it right!
Bill Engvall is very funny
Just love your comedy. Saw you once at Tulalip casino in Washington state. I’ve been kind of depressed lately and when I watched your skids it really brightens my day thanks
Commander Dorkfisch reporting for Duty.
"Drop some friends at the lake" My boss would say "Gotta drop the kids off in the pool" I looked at his assistant and said "Can't his kids drive themselves?" he laughed
They can't, their license got suspended for speeding. Little shits
Kebutor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I like saying “Taking the browns to the Super Bowl.”
I am laughing so hard because as a Nurse Aide, I've have to help countless patients to the restroom and ask those questions 😂 sorry. I didn't have to stay in the bathrooms though, just made sure cheeks were on the seat then I'd stand outside the door
When you got to go, the time for jokes is over! LOL
He's not kidding. I was on Percodan (with asprin instead of acetaminophen) for four years for severe back pain. I didn't take a crap from 2009 to 2011. No shit, literally.
Lawrence Genereux 😂🤣 I’m sorry but that’s uncomfortably funny
@@amandahibbs3690 Yes, it truly was.
Lawrence, that is physically impossible. A little EXAGGERATION going on. You would be dead if that actually happened. My pet-peeve,........thieves and people who EXAGGERATED.
@@renekackline2377 Guess what my pet peeve is? People who have no f'n sense of humor. Like you.
Lawrence Genereux, 😂
I know the feeling of living in a hospital. I had a brain tumor removed in Dec 2018. Spent 2 months in a coma (Dec 2018 to Feb 2019), had a stroke in January 2019, 3 months in a rehab center (Feb 2019 to May 2019), 2 months in a senior center (May 2019 to July 2019) and 2 months with home therapy (July 2019 to Sep 2019). I also had a nurse that made me feel better. She was philipino. I have the best opinion about the philipino community. Thank you for your service.
I’ve watched you since Blue Collar comedy tour came out and I love you !! You’re an awesome comedian!! 🖤
OMG seriously! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Amen I have worked in healthcare care since I was 17 and now 61! Bill it's called evacuate!
I want to meet this Christy girl. I love a pretty nurse that has a demeanor like a box full of kittens sliding down a rainbow.
I like to keep these Bill Engval videos for days when things are tough, then I can laugh my fool head off and it puts me in a better mood. Thanks for the laughs.
D Fuss 😷😷😷Covid count now ten months later?😳😳😳🇨🇦
"Whoa!!" Bravo 👏👏👏
He is hilarious!!!
Cackling ❤