What If You Were 1000 feet (300 meters) Tall?

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  • Today we decided to have some fun and explore what would happen if you were 1000 ft tall. It's a strange and fantastical question that only the Infographics Show could explore! Watch and find out what life would be like if you were a giant!
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  • @DesingitTime
    @DesingitTime PÅ™ed 4 lety +735

    5"1 girls be like : nah he ain't tall enough

  • @cloroxbleach7554
    @cloroxbleach7554 PÅ™ed 4 lety +423

    How girls see 5'11": Ants
    How girls see 6'0":

  • @jameskhoune2858
    @jameskhoune2858 PÅ™ed 4 lety +357

    Anime: Attack on titan
    Netflix live action:

    • @lia-qh2dz
      @lia-qh2dz PÅ™ed 4 lety +8

      Karenni Quail Raising there's a literal aot live action and we don't talk about that

    • @pineapple8934
      @pineapple8934 PÅ™ed 3 lety +8

      @@lia-qh2dz lol ya but new season coming out this week

    • @_af_2821
      @_af_2821 PÅ™ed 3 lety +5

      Ngl the titans in the live adaptation is scary af

    • @bai895
      @bai895 PÅ™ed 3 lety +5

      SASAGEYO SASAGEYO

    • @ProjectHunter571
      @ProjectHunter571 PÅ™ed 3 lety +4

      @@bai895 SHINZO WO SASAGEYO

  • @Mr--_--M
    @Mr--_--M PÅ™ed 4 lety +881

    If I become 1,000 feet tall I’m gonna “accidentally†step on student loan companies👀

  • @mirakodus1
    @mirakodus1 PÅ™ed 4 lety +862

    Ok, we need a VR simulation here for this situation.

  • @avocado132
    @avocado132 PÅ™ed 4 lety +875

    Short ppl: Ah yes! This is our time to shine.

    • @fracturedframe1462
      @fracturedframe1462 PÅ™ed 4 lety +28

      Short people: **slowly reaches for ODM gear**

    • @33k_kamari
      @33k_kamari PÅ™ed 4 lety +4

      Hahahaha😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @Ayush_Bob
      @Ayush_Bob PÅ™ed 4 lety +7

      @@fracturedframe1462 ð—¦ð—”ð—¦ð—”ð—šð—˜ð—¢ ð—¦ð—”ð—¦ð—”ð—šð—˜ð—¢

    • @ghostpaws
      @ghostpaws PÅ™ed 4 lety +3

      YES

    • @Oldhotdogwater
      @Oldhotdogwater PÅ™ed 4 lety +1

      :(

  • @Dumb-Comment
    @Dumb-Comment PÅ™ed 4 lety +416

    Karen: YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO OCCUPY THAT MUCH SPACE

    • @slushoz1615
      @slushoz1615 PÅ™ed 3 lety +16

      Dumb Comment nice job for making me giggle.

    • @saravanavel107
      @saravanavel107 PÅ™ed 3 lety +9

      Well then
      The only option to get rid of her
      Is to smash her

    • @deleted_215
      @deleted_215 PÅ™ed 3 lety +6

      *step* oops

    • @newboi1641
      @newboi1641 PÅ™ed 3 lety +5

      Angry Karen’s deserve to feel pain..stuff her in ur nose for a minute at least

    • @_af_2821
      @_af_2821 PÅ™ed 3 lety +1

      I finally have the ability to smash every karens body

  • @Kamicoin_
    @Kamicoin_ PÅ™ed 4 lety +365

    "Do you play basketball?"
    "Do you play basketball?"
    "Do you play basketball?"

  • @tenzing28
    @tenzing28 PÅ™ed 4 lety +1996

    Legends says he's still too short for tinder girls

  • @242onsteroids9
    @242onsteroids9 PÅ™ed 4 lety +1781

    If you farted being that big you could pollute whole cities.

    • @birdo_hshjdigli3746
      @birdo_hshjdigli3746 PÅ™ed 4 lety +29

      wow soooo funny😀

    • @whatever5637
      @whatever5637 PÅ™ed 4 lety +83

      That Would Sound Like a 'Siren' or a 'Trumpet'
      And the 'Shock Wave' Could Rupture the People's Eardrums and Shatter the Glass Windows.
      The Alarm of all the Car's on the Street would go off, and all the Dog's will Start Barking.
      Then the Smell Comes, which would be Lethal than all the Smelly Bio Weapons

    • @joshuaherrera7349
      @joshuaherrera7349 PÅ™ed 4 lety +9

      XD

    • @jacklynkyomugisha9033
      @jacklynkyomugisha9033 PÅ™ed 4 lety +35

      It will also cause natural disasters maybe hurricane

    • @Studios10
      @Studios10 PÅ™ed 4 lety +5

      You're right... :/

  • @madkirk7431
    @madkirk7431 PÅ™ed 4 lety +337

    just imagine coming across sirenhead, you could just squish the 40 ft bug.

    • @Titanic-wo6bq
      @Titanic-wo6bq PÅ™ed 4 lety +37

      LOL
      Meanwhile Cartoon Cat and Slenderman are like "'ight, imma head out"

    • @rexyjp1237
      @rexyjp1237 PÅ™ed 4 lety +1

      @@Titanic-wo6bq yes

    • @cartooncat9115
      @cartooncat9115 PÅ™ed 3 lety +1

      Titanic HEY well, that is true..

    • @sovietcrookboss6499
      @sovietcrookboss6499 PÅ™ed 3 lety +2

      @@Titanic-wo6bq maybe cartoon cat can strech his legs and be taller than the giant

    • @chasingcheetahs5017
      @chasingcheetahs5017 PÅ™ed 3 lety +2

      siren head: *grows to 300m* oh you're approaching me? instead of running away you're coming right closer?

  • @CockAndBallTorture.
    @CockAndBallTorture. PÅ™ed 4 lety +90

    Girl who’s 4 feet tall: *Too short for me*

  • @Jay-ok9ez
    @Jay-ok9ez PÅ™ed 4 lety +230

    Basically the title is “ What if you were the colossal titan�

    • @chaosandgore5099
      @chaosandgore5099 PÅ™ed 4 lety +15

      Nah, man. Colossal Titan was 60 meters which would put him almost at 200ft.

    • @aisfor1
      @aisfor1 PÅ™ed 4 lety +11

      Even rod reiss cant match this 300 meter giant

    • @user-it7pc5fs7h
      @user-it7pc5fs7h PÅ™ed 4 lety +8

      @@aisfor1 maybe Eren's founding titan

    • @aisfor1
      @aisfor1 PÅ™ed 4 lety +5

      @@user-it7pc5fs7h ah yeah never think bout that

    • @VinnyLam
      @VinnyLam PÅ™ed 4 lety +1

      300 meters is way bigger than the colossal titan.

  • @infinityJKA
    @infinityJKA PÅ™ed 4 lety +700

    Finally, the founding Titan

  • @alf1306
    @alf1306 PÅ™ed 4 lety +243

    Then attack on titan will be more of a documemtry than an anime

    • @VinnyLam
      @VinnyLam PÅ™ed 4 lety +10

      Actually, giants/giantesses have nothing to do with Attack on Titan. There’s literally an entire fetish that revolves around the concept of giantesses; it’s called macrophilia. This is something that has been around way longer than Attack on Titan has.

    • @homo2964
      @homo2964 PÅ™ed 3 lety +2

      @@VinnyLam
      Its not only about Giantesses. It can even apply to Giants, and even Giant Furries and Pokemon.

    • @bai895
      @bai895 PÅ™ed 3 lety +4

      @@VinnyLam Have you watched attack on titan

    • @vcqmbo4559
      @vcqmbo4559 PÅ™ed 3 lety +3

      @@bai895 I don’t think he has

    • @bai895
      @bai895 PÅ™ed 3 lety

      @@vcqmbo4559 mhm

  • @thecriticalknight8646
    @thecriticalknight8646 PÅ™ed 3 lety +71

    Macrophilia be like: it's free real estate

    • @eloyguevara9709
      @eloyguevara9709 PÅ™ed 3 lety +8

      I was searching for a comment like this :D
      I'm a Macrophilic -w-

    • @oceaneaster1803
      @oceaneaster1803 PÅ™ed 3 lety +3

      @@eloyguevara9709 Yeah me too ^^ If I was a giantess, I would definitly not do what they're saying in this video.

    • @samirakhalid1480
      @samirakhalid1480 PÅ™ed 2 lety

      What would y'all do?

    • @samirakhalid1480
      @samirakhalid1480 PÅ™ed 2 lety

      I guess I got my question answered 😳😅

    • @Icalasari
      @Icalasari PÅ™ed 2 lety

      @@oceaneaster1803 And I'd not be somebody running _away_ from the giant people

  • @LazerIsHere
    @LazerIsHere PÅ™ed 4 lety +2458

    Girls be like: he’s not 1100 feet, too short for me

    • @spanishinquisition3173
      @spanishinquisition3173 PÅ™ed 4 lety +173

      Just imagine the pp size tho

    • @pkyt2458
      @pkyt2458 PÅ™ed 4 lety +26

      @Luke Catalano dayum ikr

    • @availanila
      @availanila PÅ™ed 4 lety +51

      Girls be like: just imagine the size of the pp though, no thanks!

    • @matbilko3318
      @matbilko3318 PÅ™ed 4 lety +29

      @Luke Catalano nah 50 feet

    • @joshuasmedstad8916
      @joshuasmedstad8916 PÅ™ed 4 lety +24

      @Luke Catalano
      Well it depends... what was his pp size before this?

  • @pakehadave486
    @pakehadave486 PÅ™ed 4 lety +348

    He be dangerous on the basketball court

  •  PÅ™ed 4 lety +60

    Scp Foundation: "It's Free Real Estate"

  • @suicidesquid3581
    @suicidesquid3581 PÅ™ed 4 lety +122

    Me: "I should get off my phone."
    CZcams: *wHaT iF yOu WeRE 1o0o0 FeeT tAll?*

    • @kingtomxii4464
      @kingtomxii4464 PÅ™ed 4 lety +3

      10,000?

    • @suicidesquid3581
      @suicidesquid3581 PÅ™ed 4 lety +1

      @@kingtomxii4464 Imagine.

    • @kingtomxii4464
      @kingtomxii4464 PÅ™ed 4 lety

      Suicide Squid that’s one third the height of Mount Everest

    • @suicidesquid3581
      @suicidesquid3581 PÅ™ed 4 lety +4

      @@kingtomxii4464 Yet still too short for Tinder girls.

    • @paleskins
      @paleskins PÅ™ed 4 lety +1

      Its 3 am lol I will edit this when I wake up
      Edit: I am a little bit overdue but yes it's 1AM now

  • @dkjaeger1065
    @dkjaeger1065 PÅ™ed 4 lety +565

    Better title for the video:
    "What if Titans existed"

    • @fracturedframe1462
      @fracturedframe1462 PÅ™ed 4 lety +23

      We better get some 3DMG fast

    • @John-Snow-777
      @John-Snow-777 PÅ™ed 4 lety +6

      @@fracturedframe1462 or some Nephillim killing weapons. Like.... y'all know what I mean.

    • @fracturedframe1462
      @fracturedframe1462 PÅ™ed 4 lety +2

      @@John-Snow-777 sad to say
      I dont

    • @ia1870
      @ia1870 PÅ™ed 4 lety +9

      We need odm gears captain Levi

    • @John-Snow-777
      @John-Snow-777 PÅ™ed 4 lety +2

      @@fracturedframe1462 Well you need God's blessings that he will give you Power over the Giant like he gave power to David a 1,65 boy at that time who killed a over 3m Giant named Goliath.

  • @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun
    @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun PÅ™ed 4 lety +156

    Attack on Titan in a nutshell

  • @scarf1494
    @scarf1494 PÅ™ed 3 lety +108

    I can imagine peeing on a village..

  • @professional_retard955
    @professional_retard955 PÅ™ed 4 lety +121

    Him: Oh no I'm giant.
    Me: Godzilla mode: on

    • @manateeplaysgames168
      @manateeplaysgames168 PÅ™ed 4 lety +6

      Same lol I would find someone else that is almost as big as me and challenge them to a fight

    • @bobtheanimator8353
      @bobtheanimator8353 PÅ™ed 4 lety

      @@manateeplaysgames168 try to fight Earth

    • @Roarrior.
      @Roarrior. PÅ™ed 3 lety

      Godzilla earth will destroy a 300M human easily.

    • @homo2964
      @homo2964 PÅ™ed 3 lety

      @@Roarrior.
      Any Godzilla can, since the human will die to radiation levels alone.

  • @DaydreamingSwede
    @DaydreamingSwede PÅ™ed 4 lety +88

    Girls couldnt use the "youre too short" excuse

    • @tylerm4435
      @tylerm4435 PÅ™ed 4 lety +8

      Big pp

    • @Cmbm6
      @Cmbm6 PÅ™ed 4 lety +5

      Oh yes they can and they will

    • @Studios10
      @Studios10 PÅ™ed 4 lety

      If they are in a giant simulation being displayed to millions of people on CZcams.
      Yea, yea.

    • @Wizardrex562
      @Wizardrex562 PÅ™ed 4 lety

      @@tylerm4435 i seen you before
      edit:i think

    • @israelbeltran3410
      @israelbeltran3410 PÅ™ed 4 lety

      Big pp

  • @thenjoffra6246
    @thenjoffra6246 PÅ™ed 4 lety +287

    He is LegoProof

  • @sanstheskeleton679
    @sanstheskeleton679 PÅ™ed 4 lety +43

    The square-cube law:
    Hey

  • @brokenglass4641
    @brokenglass4641 PÅ™ed 4 lety +86

    Me at 3am: *sees ‘What if you were 1000 feet (300 metres) tall?
    Also me: Well, well, well. Lets find out

  • @cometogetme_3574
    @cometogetme_3574 PÅ™ed 4 lety +92

    Imagine being 1000ft tall in the Netherlands😂😂😂 Nowhere to hide...,

    • @JustPhm_
      @JustPhm_ PÅ™ed 4 lety +17

      Meh that would be still a normal height

    • @itsyaboychipsahoy.7989
      @itsyaboychipsahoy.7989 PÅ™ed 4 lety

      With those LONG legs, you could just leave in a few paces

  • @ohareair552
    @ohareair552 PÅ™ed 4 lety +157

    The backstories make the videos so much more interesting than if it was just information

  • @JuliaCV9
    @JuliaCV9 PÅ™ed 4 lety +28

    me: *[becomes 1000ft tall]*
    also me: *[acts like a robot from Origins zombies]*

  • @jp4431
    @jp4431 PÅ™ed 4 lety +31

    Her: I only date guys who are 6 ft tall
    Me: what if...

  • @fracturedframe1462
    @fracturedframe1462 PÅ™ed 4 lety +76

    "That titan, has intelligence!!!"
    -Armin

  • @alexfiennes5539
    @alexfiennes5539 PÅ™ed 4 lety +54

    Eren: I am over 15 meters tall in my Titan form!
    Wall Titans: Yeah? Well, we are over 50 meters!
    Bertholt: FOOLISH MORTALS.
    Meanwhile me: Guys? Can you get off my back now? Its getting annoying.

    • @fracturedframe1462
      @fracturedframe1462 PÅ™ed 4 lety +2

      The titans in the walls are the same height as Bertholdt their feet are just in the ground

    • @navacleney4816
      @navacleney4816 PÅ™ed 4 lety +2

      If rod Reiss has to crawl how does this guy awalk

    • @yourlocalhuman3526
      @yourlocalhuman3526 PÅ™ed 4 lety +3

      Eren Yeager in season 4: *rumbles*

    • @chrish8584
      @chrish8584 PÅ™ed 4 lety +1

      Your probably 6 feet tall or 7 at most but I doubt it

    • @ahlatagaci2018
      @ahlatagaci2018 PÅ™ed 4 lety +2

      Nobody ever cares about spoilers. It's like peeing and pooing in middle of a park in everyone's vision clearly.

  • @gurff_
    @gurff_ PÅ™ed 4 lety +35

    8:52
    Oh that would be insane

  • @adiandudeishererightnow6193
    @adiandudeishererightnow6193 PÅ™ed 4 lety +17

    Levi ackerman: i thought i...i thought titans doesn’t exist anymore

  • @maharnabpaulmugdha243
    @maharnabpaulmugdha243 PÅ™ed 4 lety +82

    "Walls were made to save titans from Levi"

  • @arnobviewer5945
    @arnobviewer5945 PÅ™ed 4 lety +192

    The amount of Attack On Titan comments make me have faith in humanity.

  • @sliceofpie770
    @sliceofpie770 PÅ™ed 4 lety +52

    Alternate title: What would it be like if you were Eren Jaeger.
    I think someone at The Infographics Show has been reading too much Attack on Titan!

    • @azwarrior3149
      @azwarrior3149 PÅ™ed 4 lety +2

      im pretty sure that none of the titans reached 1000 feet in the anime, i think the giant that got 300 meters was the anime godzilla

    • @trent800
      @trent800 PÅ™ed 3 lety +3

      Δ.ΖΙΓΓΔ well manga spoilers a titan does

    • @azwarrior3149
      @azwarrior3149 PÅ™ed 3 lety +1

      @@trent800 i know, that reply was 1 month ago and at that time i didnt know

  • @Elgar7022
    @Elgar7022 PÅ™ed 4 lety +152

    Waiting for the Giantess squad to show up.

  • @harimandixit1436
    @harimandixit1436 PÅ™ed 4 lety +49

    That's absolutely Wrong, I will Loose My skin and my whole body will start emitting steam

    • @com-ev5wq
      @com-ev5wq PÅ™ed 4 lety +1

      Rod reiss

    • @fracturedframe1462
      @fracturedframe1462 PÅ™ed 4 lety

      Armin I'm S3

    • @cosmobane6995
      @cosmobane6995 PÅ™ed 4 lety

      They actually surround themselves with organic material, not really grow into giants.

    • @lia-qh2dz
      @lia-qh2dz PÅ™ed 4 lety

      HARIMAN DIXIT armin reading this said 💀

    • @Versuffe
      @Versuffe PÅ™ed 4 lety +1

      But what if you were stuck together. So you don’t break and lower heat and less cell energy burning you

  • @charlessing7247
    @charlessing7247 PÅ™ed 4 lety +263

    If only he ate people
    "Koff Koff"
    Get the survey corps

    • @AbsoluteGeezer12
      @AbsoluteGeezer12 PÅ™ed 4 lety +18

      “If only he ate people†hmmmmmmmmm reminds me of a certain, fetish?

    • @thewheelofcheese7332
      @thewheelofcheese7332 PÅ™ed 4 lety +4

      Just another day for the survey corp

    • @igor19791108
      @igor19791108 PÅ™ed 4 lety +5

      Papa sasageyo

    • @randomstuff8149
      @randomstuff8149 PÅ™ed 4 lety +5

      No,they are useless by now

    • @skoviozgamer7436
      @skoviozgamer7436 PÅ™ed 4 lety +7

      He would be a cannibal, food scores will be provided by the army. Being a Canibal Is bad. And yes, reminds me of a certain fetish

  • @InvaderPlays
    @InvaderPlays PÅ™ed 4 lety +22

    I know I am late to the story but when that giant dude dies, it is gonna be a bad bad to clean up.

  • @colonelgeorge3358
    @colonelgeorge3358 PÅ™ed 4 lety +32

    "If you were 1000 ft tall"
    Me thinking: *is this siren head nemesis* ?

  • @viktorvaughn1079
    @viktorvaughn1079 PÅ™ed 4 lety +65

    Reminds me of a certain anime

  • @Bad-dl2ks
    @Bad-dl2ks PÅ™ed 4 lety +71

    This is how short people (like me) see tall people.

    • @elisharmar
      @elisharmar PÅ™ed 4 lety +4

      So accurate, my partner can touch the ceiling in our flat and it looks so far away to me (I have a step ladder in the kitchen!)

    • @YourMom-jd6jp
      @YourMom-jd6jp PÅ™ed 4 lety

      I love your profile pic 😂

    • @paperwork5553
      @paperwork5553 PÅ™ed 3 lety

      @reee reee you serious?

    • @Undefinedde
      @Undefinedde PÅ™ed 3 lety

      That's how ants see you giant human's

  • @jdoe2737
    @jdoe2737 PÅ™ed 4 lety +30

    Personally I'd just stay in place in the original field and wait for the authorities to do something about it. I wouldn't assume that their first instinct would be to shoot me, especially since I'd make a point of appearing as passive as possible and avoid any sudden movements. If anything my assumption is that if ever the authorities came across a giant they'd do anything in their power to keep it alive if only for research purposes and the like. Also I doubt they'd legally be able to do anything to hurt me (so long as I'm not posing a threat) since I'd still be technically human and there's no law on the books that says that a person's human/legal rights go away when they magically turn into a giant.

    • @kanitatsujin4220
      @kanitatsujin4220 PÅ™ed 2 lety +6

      A very good point that I think most people don’t consider. This is some very useful insight for the stories I started writhing.

  • @SacsachCCABP
    @SacsachCCABP PÅ™ed 4 lety +13

    “Uh oh. Google maps caught a picture of you.â€

  • @yourlocalhuman3526
    @yourlocalhuman3526 PÅ™ed 4 lety +97

    Eren Yeager in season 4: "hold my founding titan"

  • @Maesil-cha
    @Maesil-cha PÅ™ed 4 lety +116

    * *attack on titan theme plays in the background* *

    • @lia-qh2dz
      @lia-qh2dz PÅ™ed 4 lety +4

      Tanishia Lyles sasageyo sasageyo shinizou so sasageyo!

    • @liveconcertshortvideos5712
      @liveconcertshortvideos5712 PÅ™ed 4 lety +3

      Seid ihr das Essen, nein wir sind die Jäger.

    • @Yamamba
      @Yamamba PÅ™ed 3 lety +2

      Gurren no yumia

    • @_af_2821
      @_af_2821 PÅ™ed 3 lety +3

      SASAGEYO SASAGEYO SHINZOU WO SASAGEYO

    • @burrittoo
      @burrittoo PÅ™ed 3 lety

      No. Stop.

  • @Synthesyn342
    @Synthesyn342 PÅ™ed 4 lety +81

    I can’t lie, if I were this big I would go on rampages through city’s and leave only rubble in my path...

    • @gaminganimators7000
      @gaminganimators7000 PÅ™ed 4 lety +17

      Why what did anyone do to you?

    • @giantscrushing9787
      @giantscrushing9787 PÅ™ed 4 lety +13

      You are the best type of giant

    • @Synthesyn342
      @Synthesyn342 PÅ™ed 4 lety +21

      Nothing, I just feel like it would be fun😂😂😂

    • @rivera5748
      @rivera5748 PÅ™ed 3 lety +4

      I would volunteer to get step by you without hesitation, epic way to die and painless too.

    • @aidangordon2713
      @aidangordon2713 PÅ™ed 3 lety +10

      Deep down, wouldn't we all?

  • @Pikachu-vj5jr
    @Pikachu-vj5jr PÅ™ed 4 lety +33

    I saw a 1000 foot man, and with each step he took a melody reverberates loudly *shinzou wo sasageyo*

  • @Buzzzy-bee
    @Buzzzy-bee PÅ™ed 4 lety +24

    No one:
    Me an AOT fan: *ŷægër*

  • @cat2cube
    @cat2cube PÅ™ed 3 lety +7

    Please add a follow up to this for difficulties of surviving at 100 and 10 feet tall!

  • @adrianwalker495
    @adrianwalker495 PÅ™ed 3 lety +9

    Would be neat to see what other CZcamsr’s responses are to this question/hear what they would do

  • @aparks1437
    @aparks1437 PÅ™ed 4 lety +28

    one man's "what if" is another man's fetish

  • @PreyingAssassin
    @PreyingAssassin PÅ™ed 4 lety +53

    *SASAGEYO* plays in background

  • @sleekestice9578
    @sleekestice9578 PÅ™ed 3 lety +7

    Kid at school:
    My dad could beat up your dad!
    This guy's son:
    Mine could beat up the U.S. military!
    And maybe even all of the power rangers!

  • @heheguy0923
    @heheguy0923 PÅ™ed 4 lety +4

    Infographics: What will happen in reality?
    Me: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

  • @JF..
    @JF.. PÅ™ed 4 lety +60

    Then I’ll just step on COVID-19 like it’s nothing.

    • @tylerm4435
      @tylerm4435 PÅ™ed 4 lety +3

      Big brain

    • @rd_nindo3542
      @rd_nindo3542 PÅ™ed 4 lety +3

      J F you would if u were the opposite and be came super small

  • @JetHawk
    @JetHawk PÅ™ed 4 lety +18

    If someone were a giant, could they be paid really well to build skyscrapers or buildings and still be cheaper than renting cranes and hiring bunch of smaller people to do the work?

  • @yolanda4996
    @yolanda4996 PÅ™ed 4 lety +21

    In reality you'd probably start overheating in a few minutes and (most likely) die. When you grow, your mass grows far more than your surface area. Because of your larger mass, you have more cells, which has more mitochondria. With your metabolism supposedly still the same, producing the same amount of energy they usually do but multiplied, it won't take long for your cells and body to overheat, causing a heck ton off problems and most likely leading to well, death in an hour, a few minutes, or maybe seconds

  • @madkirk7431
    @madkirk7431 PÅ™ed 4 lety +14

    breaking news: *hold my attack on titans pink slip*

  • @KJHanks-zz5um
    @KJHanks-zz5um PÅ™ed 4 lety +21

    Me, trying to eat clouds as cotton candy:
    The Infographics Show: don't write that down it's not important to the video.

  • @theceo678yearsago5
    @theceo678yearsago5 PÅ™ed 4 lety +33

    The Infrographics show:What would happen if ur 1000ft tall.
    Me:U bE TaLL

  • @scp173classeuclid7
    @scp173classeuclid7 PÅ™ed 4 lety +6

    Video: exist.
    Eren: *inhales*

  • @jacklynkyomugisha9033
    @jacklynkyomugisha9033 PÅ™ed 4 lety +3

    Plz make part two that would make our day 😊

  • @FarooqAhmed-ij8vs
    @FarooqAhmed-ij8vs PÅ™ed 4 lety +11

    I just want you to know how wonderful you have been with your content and dedicated hard work through out these harsh times, keeping us entertained and it just makes me happy and cozy inside thank you Infographic Show for being there for us…

  • @vicant_deadangelsnight2168
    @vicant_deadangelsnight2168 PÅ™ed 4 lety +40

    I'll go to the ocean and my offspring will evolve to giant mermaids

  • @VerifiedM-an
    @VerifiedM-an PÅ™ed 4 lety +20

    Imagine wearing a Realistic Godzilla suit and then you suddenly grow

  • @zachheiman6532
    @zachheiman6532 PÅ™ed 4 lety +17

    I was waiting for the “that’s why we once again put our least favorite writer to the test!â€

  • @callmefried544
    @callmefried544 PÅ™ed 4 lety +36

    Is this a attack on titan reference?

  • @fracturedframe1462
    @fracturedframe1462 PÅ™ed 4 lety +46

    That day, we knew the humiliation of being kept in a cage

  • @realmadriddiary7218
    @realmadriddiary7218 PÅ™ed 2 lety +6

    If I’m that tall I ain’t running from the military 😂😂

    • @randomcomentcom9654
      @randomcomentcom9654 PÅ™ed rokem

      Yeah, but if you face them you will end crushing innocent people. the best thing is to run away

  • @HomieNukeMarkRealNoFake
    @HomieNukeMarkRealNoFake PÅ™ed 4 lety +3

    "what if your 1000 feet (300 meters) tall?"
    Me:ok tiny dude is big now,he's big now

  • @SethColby69
    @SethColby69 PÅ™ed 4 lety +35

    so any step this giant makes he is either killing bugs or actual humans

  • @fracturedframe1462
    @fracturedframe1462 PÅ™ed 4 lety +49

    THE TITANS ARE ATTACKING

  • @rovergtag
    @rovergtag PÅ™ed 4 lety +7

    5:54 10/10 walking animation

  • @royalwalnutbroth5664
    @royalwalnutbroth5664 PÅ™ed 3 lety +8

    0:10 this is actually the story of Ymir on how she got the power of titan
    she resided at a tree, then that tree has hallucigenia spine that granted him to manipulate the source of all living matter

  • @jchris1697
    @jchris1697 PÅ™ed 4 lety +74

    The government would take me at a young age and conduct experiments on me and I'd never live a human life never able to drive a vehicle, ride in trains or go into buildings. But I'd become a basketball player and dunk on LeBron and become the face of 2k21

  • @afterd34th
    @afterd34th PÅ™ed 4 lety +44

    "maybe you'll open your eyes again and everything will go back to normal"
    me during 2020: 😔😳😔😳😔😳😔😳GO BACK😔😳😔😳

    • @zahiraibrahim2944
      @zahiraibrahim2944 PÅ™ed 4 lety +2

      😉😳😉😳😉😳😣😳😣😳😣😳😣😳😣😳

    • @nirvanatouri5601
      @nirvanatouri5601 PÅ™ed 4 lety +3

      July 2020 we turn to gaints 😳

    • @TheConfius
      @TheConfius PÅ™ed 3 lety +1

      Nirvana Touri no

  • @paleskins
    @paleskins PÅ™ed 4 lety +2

    Nobody :
    Me at 3 AM: what if you were 1,000 feet
    My brain: Plz it's been 3 days

  • @SweetFeet
    @SweetFeet PÅ™ed 4 lety +2

    Wow this is awesome!

  • @tgp5440
    @tgp5440 PÅ™ed 4 lety +30

    him: "becomes 100 feet tall"
    me: this guy is taller than siren head which is 40 feet tall and slender man who is 14 feet tall

  • @ash1060
    @ash1060 PÅ™ed 4 lety +60

    New title: "what if girls on tinder liked you?"

  • @christiansekumade1223
    @christiansekumade1223 PÅ™ed 4 lety +8

    If You were a thousand feet tall, you would be loud at two hertz sine. You would vibrate the land via trough after crest two times a second. Frequency equals speed/wavelength. With the wavelength so long, the frequency is low. Besides, since your ear grew by a factor of 100, you would hear 0.16 hertz to 200 hertz. Big ears, big wavelength(which means lower frequency).

  • @anilolicuber4719
    @anilolicuber4719 PÅ™ed 4 lety +10

    "The First Titan Was Born"

  • @TheBigballs75
    @TheBigballs75 PÅ™ed 4 lety +4

    loved this episode! next episode you should do something where your a giant and goes on a rampage

  • @x_samurai-_-x4859
    @x_samurai-_-x4859 PÅ™ed 4 lety +24

    I wish there was a whole story about his life as a giant

    • @skellington8090
      @skellington8090 PÅ™ed rokem +2

      I’d totally watch that!

    • @DDlambchop43
      @DDlambchop43 PÅ™ed rokem +4

      I"m working on a story along those lines, but don't hold your breath; I"m not planning to publish.

    • @Piankhi_the_Greater
      @Piankhi_the_Greater PÅ™ed 11 mÄ›síci +2

      ​@@DDlambchop43NOOOOOOO. 😢

  • @AlexanderTheSimmer
    @AlexanderTheSimmer PÅ™ed 3 lety +4

    8:52 If I was 1000 feet tall and government agreed that I could take down enemy, I would take down enemies

  • @VSSEDragon3
    @VSSEDragon3 PÅ™ed 4 lety +5

    Gulliver's Travels vibes brought us here, being exactly like 1000ft tall

  • @penguinproductions2597
    @penguinproductions2597 PÅ™ed 4 lety +26

    If you were a 1000 ft tall you’d be tall
    Cool right

  • @BradSchmor
    @BradSchmor PÅ™ed 4 lety +12

    Not to be a pain, but your body mass goes up by a cube function with height. In other words, your mass isn't 200x as much because you're 200x as tall, but 200x200x200 = 8 million times as big.
    Going from 5'6 to 1,000' is 182x as tall, and also 182x as wide, and 182x as thick = 6,028,568 times as big (assuming you scaled evenly).
    This means Mr. 150 pounds now weighs 450,000 tons, roughly the mass of everyone in Denmark. If you ate 2,000 cal a day before, now you need 12 billion calories. In practice it would be somewhat less, since thermal losses to the environment are lower as animals get bigger. But that's still a whole lotta food.

    • @Hurttoto
      @Hurttoto PÅ™ed 4 lety +2

      Put food under that tree
      Problem solved

  • @AlmightyLoaf
    @AlmightyLoaf PÅ™ed 4 lety +9

    We need to build three big, beautiful walls, and they'll keep out all these titans

  • @spookisnowheretobeseen4420
    @spookisnowheretobeseen4420 PÅ™ed 4 lety +9

    Godzilla Earth: Finally a Worthy Opponent Our Battle Will Be Legendary!

    • @Demolisher1433
      @Demolisher1433 PÅ™ed 9 mÄ›síci

      You'd probably die from the radiation of the atomic breath

  • @kaidwyer
    @kaidwyer PÅ™ed 4 lety +9

    The food calorie calculation was off - caloric needs are proportional to an organism's volume, meaning you'd need 2500*200^3... which equals 20 billion.
    Also are we just gonna ignore the fact that at that size your metabolism would heat your insides to a boil and your blood vessels would burst at your feet? The sheer fluid column weight in your femoral artery would be immense.

  • @dkjaeger1065
    @dkjaeger1065 PÅ™ed 4 lety +26

    Jeez and i thought the colossal titan was big enough

    • @Jetstreamsammy
      @Jetstreamsammy PÅ™ed 4 lety

      What's ur favourite character mine is Mikasa

  • @Novusod
    @Novusod PÅ™ed 3 lety +9

    From a real physics perspective, your insides would liquefy and you would die pretty much instantly. Living things have theoretical limits to how big they can get before they collapse under their own weight. Sauropods which were the largest land animals to ever live were pretty close to that that theoretical limit. So nothing that is made out of flesh and bone can ever get much bigger than a Sauropod. in terms of humans that would limit any giants to maybe 25ft (8m) tall.

    • @DDlambchop43
      @DDlambchop43 PÅ™ed rokem +1

      well, 30 would be the definite limit due to the strain on the cardiovascular system. The comic books usually put it at around 60,

  • @maxhatterschannel5140
    @maxhatterschannel5140 PÅ™ed 4 lety +7

    He wouldn't have to eat the same for proportional body size. With the increasing of size his metabolism would slow down relatively.

  • @nicoleleah9734
    @nicoleleah9734 PÅ™ed 4 lety +12

    You got it set to "W" for Wumbo when it should be set to "M" for mini.