The Babysitter (2017) KILL COUNT

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  • @dankenstein528
    @dankenstein528 Před 4 lety +649

    "It's like the game glitched and killed the final boss for you." That got a good laugh out of me lol

  • @rm4tt
    @rm4tt Před 3 lety +3802

    "I'm glad that character is gone."
    Babysitter Killer Queen:
    "Oh, about that..."

  • @entertainingshorts374
    @entertainingshorts374 Před 3 lety +1689

    bee: “now we need the blood of a virgin.”
    cole: *laughs demonically*

  • @dieyng
    @dieyng Před 3 lety +1214

    I like the Babysitter films, especially Robbie Amell's character, who genuinely seems to want to help the kid with his bully and is so weirdly supportive with him.
    And of course Samara Weaving kicks ass as always.

  • @gabrielbladh328
    @gabrielbladh328 Před 4 lety +3083

    James: plays 1 sec of smash mouth - All star
    CZcams: You weren't supposed to do that

    • @ashtonropp7029
      @ashtonropp7029 Před 4 lety +48

      mr worldwide mr worldwide even one “hey now” is too much

    • @milkman-rl2sp
      @milkman-rl2sp Před 4 lety +7

      Nihilistic Tenders underrated lol

    • @rustinb8605
      @rustinb8605 Před 4 lety +6

      mr worldwide mr worldwide 700th like

    • @sewkrazy
      @sewkrazy Před 3 lety +5

      They said *HEY NOW, THATS ILLEGAL*

    • @qwertek8413
      @qwertek8413 Před 3 měsíci

      CZcams: Ahh, I can't believe you've done this.

  • @vontavious777
    @vontavious777 Před 3 lety +3350

    In my opinion max being proud of cole carries both of the movies

  • @wrench3112
    @wrench3112 Před 2 lety +170

    I liked max mentoring Cole. It was a nice sweet moment that did kind of break the movies vibe for a good few minutes, but it Made me respect max and even a tad sad when he was put into the numbers

  • @MegaAwesome1121
    @MegaAwesome1121 Před 2 lety +91

    Thinking back if Cole would’ve just stayed asleep, or continued to pretend to be asleep and not done anything the rest of the night he would’ve been completely fine 😂

    • @jjsstikbotvideos4421
      @jjsstikbotvideos4421 Před 8 měsíci +8

      That’s what I was thinking too!! I was screaming at him to just stay in the bed, or at the very least wait way longer to try to climb out the window (like listen to make sure Bee walked downstairs first so he could hear her steps if she came back up).

  • @Genevieve0880
    @Genevieve0880 Před 4 lety +211

    "Maybe you should be scared, kid. Scared of that... Title cardddd". I love it when the title card is mentioned.

  • @pastelicorngacha2164
    @pastelicorngacha2164 Před 4 lety +1709

    "Why is he shirtless?"
    "Thats your first question?"

    • @divinenamekian
      @divinenamekian Před 4 lety +33

      Actually my second favorite moment In the movie

    • @kiraaisling9603
      @kiraaisling9603 Před 4 lety +5

      WøłfēAnims what’s your first?

    • @divinenamekian
      @divinenamekian Před 4 lety +26

      Kira Aisling When Max was chasing cole...that conversation was a little funny

    • @pastelicorngacha2164
      @pastelicorngacha2164 Před 4 lety +18

      @@divinenamekian My favorite part was when that girl got shot in the b**b and she said "Can't I just put a tampon in it"

    • @karlaltermann2350
      @karlaltermann2350 Před 4 lety +9

      My favorite was when cole started to cut the the rope and then the screen pauses and its like pocket knife... Bitches

  • @Lobxx1
    @Lobxx1 Před 3 lety +531

    James commenting on how a 12 year old is too afraid to learn how to drive?
    *Me in my twenties, still learning how to drive* 😂😂

    • @JohnGardnerAlhadis
      @JohnGardnerAlhadis Před 2 lety +17

      I'm 34 and never bothered learning to drive. 🤷‍♂️ Public transport + Shanks's Pony > Paying off a car loan.

    • @dianakosianka5344
      @dianakosianka5344 Před 2 lety +30

      Twelve is too young for even a learner's permit, let alone driving

    • @triggerhappy4199
      @triggerhappy4199 Před 2 lety +2

      I can relate going to be 19 in 2 weeks still don’t know shit about driving

    • @madison2849
      @madison2849 Před rokem +1

      I'm 74 and never got it😒
      Lazy af ik ik🤣

    • @sharynkerr8378
      @sharynkerr8378 Před rokem +1

      Personally I'm 14 and driving scares me. I can't focus properly and aswell on a highway a rock too oddly big in a bad place at a bad time could cause death. That scares me aswell a bunch of what looks like meatheads not abiding road laws

  • @georgiastrimbu
    @georgiastrimbu Před 3 lety +568

    What if Melanie didn’t tell Cole to see what her babysitter was doing😨

    • @jacksteel3171
      @jacksteel3171 Před 3 lety +47

      Then this movie would not of existed

    • @plibbis
      @plibbis Před 2 lety +14

      @@jacksteel3171 well that also would have required that cole drank the alcahol

    • @Biketogoback
      @Biketogoback Před 2 lety

      Time to nurd out here, if cole didnt do what melanie told him what to do, he would have taken the alcohol wich was druged, fell asleep and bea would have taken his blood, they would have done the sacrifice and carry one, in the movie we see bea fastly cover up the deaths in the house and its not unreasonable to beleave she done it before, as she said shes town hopped a few times and i think shes done the alcohol thing with cole before, so presumably done the ritual thing in that house before, might be wrong but oh well

    • @Nycwallcrawler1382
      @Nycwallcrawler1382 Před 2 lety +4

      Why did she want him to see like wtf

    • @pocketmarcy6990
      @pocketmarcy6990 Před rokem

      @@Nycwallcrawler1382 she didn’t know lol

  • @joshgomestoo9624
    @joshgomestoo9624 Před 3 lety +2391

    If he fell asleep he didn't have to witness all this.
    Moral of the story: go early to bed and mind your own business

    • @ThePigeonmeister
      @ThePigeonmeister Před 3 lety +45

      But he would of died because it says lets clean up the blood of the innocent

    • @joshgomestoo9624
      @joshgomestoo9624 Před 3 lety +97

      @@ThePigeonmeister they just used a needle actually 😂

    • @ThePigeonmeister
      @ThePigeonmeister Před 3 lety +11

      diss game oops i thought they were gonna kill him i forgot 😅

    • @joshgomestoo9624
      @joshgomestoo9624 Před 3 lety +36

      @@ThePigeonmeister no 😂😂. They just did it with a needle but he overeacted cause he didn't like needles 😂😂

    • @No.1MenLiker
      @No.1MenLiker Před 3 lety +2

      Nah

  • @GarlickBred
    @GarlickBred Před 4 lety +805

    “Sonia, a gothy member of the cult with some pitch perfect style”
    *I see what he did there*

  • @strawboy814
    @strawboy814 Před 2 lety +40

    Wait, King Bach is here?
    "How much blood do you want?"
    Only a spoonful!

  • @musicaraiza4375
    @musicaraiza4375 Před 3 lety +62

    9:36 my puppy when someone new is in my house

  • @xavierporter4528
    @xavierporter4528 Před 4 lety +9626

    "Oh and Bella Thorne's here too." How did you just perfectly describe Bella's career?

  • @BeamierBump80
    @BeamierBump80 Před 4 lety +5624

    ...and then Bea apparently dies.
    **doesn’t show kill count**
    me: _Did she though?_

    • @bigchooc
      @bigchooc Před 4 lety +98

      BeamierBump80 she got hit by the car in the house but she was alive after the credits

    • @iatesoap2292
      @iatesoap2292 Před 4 lety +114

      You guys can’t really take a joke can you?

    • @RR-mw1cu
      @RR-mw1cu Před 4 lety +11

      BeamierBump80 all I thought when I saw the comment was “High V-sauce Michael here,did the past really happen?”

    • @elijahflores5503
      @elijahflores5503 Před 4 lety +2

      Nope

    • @abdoulaye9543
      @abdoulaye9543 Před 4 lety +7

      TheFlashDude201 this is a joke?

  • @ThisMan708
    @ThisMan708 Před rokem +57

    I feel like the Babysitter movie is a rare horror movie to talk about.

  • @Jack_OutsideTheBox
    @Jack_OutsideTheBox Před 3 lety +177

    Cole is Kevin McCalister’s long-lost cousin

  • @maximilianocervantes5447
    @maximilianocervantes5447 Před 4 lety +5334

    Wait so he killed a whole group a teens but couldn’t even hurt his bully?

    • @windwaker407
      @windwaker407 Před 4 lety +804

      To be fair...
      Allison was killed by Bea
      Max died by accident
      John's death also seemed accidental
      So he only killed Sonya, actually, and that was with an explosive
      So unless he was actually planning on murdering his bully with some sort of explosives, yeah, no duh he wasn't able to hurt his bully

    • @maximilianocervantes5447
      @maximilianocervantes5447 Před 4 lety +75

      windwaker407 well let me put it this way
      He killed A teenager but couldn’t hurt a kid who was the same age

    • @windwaker407
      @windwaker407 Před 4 lety +305

      @@maximilianocervantes5447 Again.... no duh. He killed a teenager by literally blowing her up. He survived by smarts, not brute force. He's not some martial artist or expert fighter, so of course he can't hurt a kid who's the same age when given nothing but his bare hands. That's like saying "Oh, a kid was able to shoot a home invader but he couldn't beat up his bully?" as if those two skills correlate.

    • @sherbs7890
      @sherbs7890 Před 4 lety +12

      yes

    • @madeliefynana
      @madeliefynana Před 4 lety +28

      @@windwaker407 I guess you don't get invited to parties that much, huh?

  • @bittxx3574
    @bittxx3574 Před 4 lety +548

    "E.T Grow bone amiright?"
    -James Janisse, 2019

    • @MangoeSundae
      @MangoeSundae Před 4 lety +5

      me when I raid Area 51 with the boiis

    • @Avocado11
      @Avocado11 Před 4 lety +3

      And James made me think of that ET porn, thanks a lot.

    • @comradedyatlov4143
      @comradedyatlov4143 Před 4 lety

      @@Avocado11 oh shit you made ME think of that!

  • @lilpunk9341
    @lilpunk9341 Před 3 lety +28

    I find it hilarious how Cole keeps falling from ridiculous heights.

  • @jesselyon4364
    @jesselyon4364 Před rokem +13

    Max really had the best of respect for the kid he went straight for killer to mentor and when the kid finally stood up for himself max yelled yes like he was happy for the kid finally standing up for himself

  • @thatgentlemantempest2648
    @thatgentlemantempest2648 Před 4 lety +2021

    James: doesn't count Bee
    Me: I feel a strange disturbance in the force

  • @theh0pester929
    @theh0pester929 Před 4 lety +589

    Dead Meat: *Shows kills*
    Found Flix: *Explains plot*
    Me: *Waits for both to make videos on the same film*

    • @xd_mystyyyyy
      @xd_mystyyyyy Před 4 lety +25

      Ender Bear Dead meat does both simultaneously

    • @Kevoonio
      @Kevoonio Před 4 lety +12

      CoreyDaDestroyer And Dead Meat has audio

    • @Dansanity
      @Dansanity Před 4 lety +1

      Is found flix good never seen it

    • @Daniel-cq4mf
      @Daniel-cq4mf Před 4 lety +4

      I enjoy the videos. Idk if it's universal though.

    • @juliusejudo
      @juliusejudo Před 4 lety +5

      @@Dansanity Its pretty good. the guy does great analysis of the movies, here James is the comedy king

  • @_lilly_eva
    @_lilly_eva Před 2 lety +81

    I absolutely adore The Babysitter. It’s a fun film for when you just want some laughs and gore, but it’s not something ideal to watch if you want horror

    • @zaynes5094
      @zaynes5094 Před 9 měsíci

      Go to The Shining or Poltergeist. Even Signs is one I like to go back to and rewatch just for fun.
      The original Ju-On The Grudge. While it is a very very low budget horror, it's a classic and they more than made up with scaring the crap out of me when I was 13.
      Japanese horror movie directors really just know how to scare people.

  • @naomidenisecappo8027
    @naomidenisecappo8027 Před 3 lety +52

    Bro....how Max is so happy and proud that Cole is starting to man up always gets me laughing!!!

  • @kj_stylin9084
    @kj_stylin9084 Před 4 lety +5887

    This movie wasn't even scary
    It was flippin hilarious

    • @thecritic5284
      @thecritic5284 Před 4 lety +41

      CYCLONE VORTEX
      I KNOW RIGHT

    • @kj_stylin9084
      @kj_stylin9084 Před 4 lety +17

      @@thecritic5284 RIGHT

    • @jakehamilton8128
      @jakehamilton8128 Před 4 lety +106

      I agree. I loved it I thought I was gonna hate it

    • @veryneff8411
      @veryneff8411 Před 4 lety +8

      @RipMudafuka69 MLG it's like you better watch out which was great

    • @aaroncoatsfam9567
      @aaroncoatsfam9567 Před 4 lety +44

      Yea I think it was supposed to be more of a comedy horror like tucker and dale vs evil instead of just a straight up horror movie

  • @D0CT0RS133P
    @D0CT0RS133P Před 4 lety +314

    “That would suck”
    “Really? Would it suck as much as this dialogue?”
    I am dying! 😂

  • @G0joWasHere010
    @G0joWasHere010 Před rokem +2

    A full 3 years and still watching this channel. Thank you James for so much entertainment! We all love and support you!😊

  • @memeeater341
    @memeeater341 Před 3 lety +40

    This kid must've drank holy water before killing them

  • @AaronDaDon
    @AaronDaDon Před 4 lety +699

    "And now he will have his respect while he murders you" 😂😂😂

    • @kehrbotrsupporter5097
      @kehrbotrsupporter5097 Před 4 lety +9

      Its not about survival its about the respect that you make along the way

    • @wowza3294
      @wowza3294 Před 4 lety +2

      @@kehrbotrsupporter5097 we dont need you youtube historians

    • @rtdejimasan893
      @rtdejimasan893 Před 4 lety +1

      @Wowza ! We don’t need your criticism.

    • @wowza3294
      @wowza3294 Před 4 lety

      @@rtdejimasan893 we don't need your judgement

  • @Blazecap
    @Blazecap Před 4 lety +473

    “Tightly clutching this blanket and D”- James 2019

    • @mochimayne
      @mochimayne Před 4 lety +1

      💀💀💀

    • @moirakizito4828
      @moirakizito4828 Před 4 lety

      😂😂😂

    • @axelnilsson5124
      @axelnilsson5124 Před 4 lety

      🤣🤣🤣 best comment on this channel (probably even more than “leatherface heads back to the metal door and tries to dance it open”)

  • @aspin_
    @aspin_ Před 10 měsíci +6

    This is my comfort movie. I’m aware it sucks, I still freaking love it and I watch it whenever I’m sad or lonely. I love it so much

    • @Yntag
      @Yntag Před 19 dny

      I disagree I think it’s a pretty funny movie and it’s pretty suspenseful.

  • @Mxliknus
    @Mxliknus Před 3 lety +21

    I love it how in part 1 bee is trying to kill him but in part 2 they forgive her- bro she tried to KILL you and they be like: yeah its fine you good

    • @W1nt3erR0se
      @W1nt3erR0se Před 3 lety +6

      She had too and she really doesn't want to kill him caus their best friends the devil told her to do it

    • @scar.7246
      @scar.7246 Před 4 dny

      she never was trying to kill him?

  • @PurpleBox89
    @PurpleBox89 Před 3 lety +4593

    I know these are terrible characters, in the sense of being annoying and such, but man, I kind of like Max. "Murder to mentor" and in the sequel, "I'm not even mad bro" or whatever he said, haha.

    • @Maddie_Quinn
      @Maddie_Quinn Před 3 lety +131

      I like all the characters tbh. (Except the girl cole kisses in the first movies dad and the annoying friends in the second

    • @JustNovahh
      @JustNovahh Před 3 lety +162

      Max is played by a good actor too, Robbie Amell. The I’m not even mad bro really sold his character to me tbh.

    • @channelboxboxy5403
      @channelboxboxy5403 Před 3 lety +68

      The characters may be cliché but they’re interesting enough to be perfectly fitting in a movie like this although I felt like the second one was Better the pacing was a lot less all over the place and it was much more funny even though the original is pretty funny

    • @No.1MenLiker
      @No.1MenLiker Před 3 lety +5

      Yeah, max and John are my fav

    • @Rileyrileyriley.
      @Rileyrileyriley. Před 3 lety +2

      Same

  • @sarkpuppet81
    @sarkpuppet81 Před 4 lety +721

    Dead meat: puts 1 sec or all star
    Umg: allow me to introduce myself

    • @redacted2671
      @redacted2671 Před 4 lety

      he put 1 sec of all star because he does not want to be copyrighted :/

    • @OMGitzpeyton
      @OMGitzpeyton Před 4 lety +20

      @@redacted2671 you dont get the joke 🤦‍♂️

    • @dustbargames6371
      @dustbargames6371 Před 4 lety +13

      Jayden Crouoch lemme end this whole mans career r/wooosh

    • @KkawaiiPotato
      @KkawaiiPotato Před 4 lety +1

      What's umg?

    • @bored._.ghouls
      @bored._.ghouls Před 4 lety +5

      @@KkawaiiPotato Universal Music Group. I think

  • @joshsmithandrew
    @joshsmithandrew Před 2 lety +22

    Bella Thorne has dyslexia so when she couldn’t say “Sacrifice Samuel” it wasn’t her fault

  • @RoseJacqueline426
    @RoseJacqueline426 Před 2 lety +4

    Cole running away from the guy hanging from the tree back to that house was beautifully shot.

  • @mrnobody8941
    @mrnobody8941 Před 4 lety +4588

    Gotta watch this fast before youtube randomly decides to remove this video.

  • @ebonih8460
    @ebonih8460 Před 4 lety +444

    "this Tom Cruise lookin' muthafuka" this is the perfect way of describing him

    • @tyriongambly3134
      @tyriongambly3134 Před 4 lety +4

      The way he said that had me crackin up

    • @TimedRevolver
      @TimedRevolver Před 4 lety +7

      That guy is Robbie Amell, cousin of Stephen Amell. The guy who played Oliver Queen on Arrow and Casey Jones in the CG Bay Turtle movies.
      He was also briefly Firestorm in The Flash.

    • @deanwinchester8650
      @deanwinchester8650 Před 4 lety

      @@TimedRevolver ollie was played by stephen, and this was Ronnie

    • @JoshuaFCB
      @JoshuaFCB Před 4 lety

      He is Ronnie from the flash

    • @TimedRevolver
      @TimedRevolver Před 4 lety

      @@deanwinchester8650 Yes, I know. I was saying he's the cousin of the guy who played Oliver and Casey.
      Just worded it like shit.

  • @handy6003
    @handy6003 Před rokem +7

    8:52 why did that make me laugh so hard 🤣

  • @frankensteinlives
    @frankensteinlives Před 2 lety +2

    "Now you'll have his respect when he murders you " is the funniest line tysm

  • @TR0VEX.
    @TR0VEX. Před 4 lety +3361

    Better get to this before it gets taken down 😂

  • @jamesgreen9480
    @jamesgreen9480 Před 4 lety +1642

    Worst babysitter ever? You clearly havent seen annabelle comes home

    • @ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe
      @ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe Před 4 lety +92

      james green the actual babysitter wasn’t bad, it was her friend who was annoying and stupid.

    • @sokon2886
      @sokon2886 Před 4 lety +21

      We don't talk about that train wreck

    • @alphabroncotwozero392
      @alphabroncotwozero392 Před 4 lety +12

      Yeah that film was dogshit. Only the primary conjuring series is good, all the spin offs are shit

    • @Richard_Brown
      @Richard_Brown Před 4 lety +7

      @@sokon2886 jokes on you James and Chelsea liked it alot

    • @sokon2886
      @sokon2886 Před 4 lety +2

      @@Richard_Brown I know dat

  • @ParanoidBigfoot
    @ParanoidBigfoot Před 2 lety +7

    "Clayton'd on his way down"
    James, that's exactly what I thought when that had happened to Max. No seriously, Clayton was on my mind when that had happened XD

  • @TheBioticJoker
    @TheBioticJoker Před 3 lety +53

    Gore is great, James, but I started salivating when you said "Samara Weaving."
    ... I couldn't figure out how to say that in a way that didn't sound like a shitty 80's sleeze character, but whatever.

  • @dunce8295
    @dunce8295 Před 4 lety +145

    1:10
    That's where you're wrong James, I started salivating as soon as you mentioned All Star

  • @rainbowfire6083
    @rainbowfire6083 Před 4 lety +3423

    Bee
    Babysitter: THE KILLER
    Ready or Not: THE VICTIM
    She’s really good at acting especially at murder movies

    • @jessem7554
      @jessem7554 Před 4 lety +12

      Rainbow Fire ikr

    • @cobes11
      @cobes11 Před 4 lety +15

      Rainbow Fire Well, she is the killer in both

    • @gmoney66
      @gmoney66 Před 4 lety +20

      And both involve deals with the Devil. Weird.

    • @leighreynolds6352
      @leighreynolds6352 Před 4 lety +20

      She did seem (rightfully) pretty messed up at the end of Ready or Not, maybe she got into the whole Satanism thing afterwards and became a babysitter? ;)

    • @dengji1649
      @dengji1649 Před 4 lety +2

      i thought she is elsa jean

  • @dermotmcguire4430
    @dermotmcguire4430 Před 2 lety +1

    As a new subscriber, I just wanna say how fantastic the things that I have watched have has been. I love that not only do you do a kill count but you also describe in great detail about the movies with you like or hate with a brilliant funny energetic style😁

  • @NotFNF_LEGAND
    @NotFNF_LEGAND Před rokem

    I love every time he says “let’s get to the kills”

  • @dbevans1328
    @dbevans1328 Před 4 lety +616

    "A firework he calls the fat D (D as in dragon"
    LMFAO

    • @XgtfontanaX
      @XgtfontanaX Před 4 lety +3

      that’s what she said

    • @bl5533
      @bl5533 Před 4 lety +2

      Xcorg 723 lmao

    • @dbevans1328
      @dbevans1328 Před 4 lety +1

      @@XgtfontanaX that's what they said

    • @dbevans1328
      @dbevans1328 Před 4 lety +1

      When she gives a name to her baby holders

  • @tristanallen7656
    @tristanallen7656 Před 4 lety +936

    James: Doesn’t put someone on the count when they “die”
    Me: “Something’s wrong, I can feel it.”

  • @Leonz-G4NG
    @Leonz-G4NG Před rokem +6

    They're all Comedy and Horror...
    I love it 🎷🎺

  • @avialovesurmom9940
    @avialovesurmom9940 Před 3 lety +4

    i love how james says that the plant is drunk 💀

  • @fckgooogle1000x
    @fckgooogle1000x Před 4 lety +3020

    The shirtless guy with abs is basically discount Tom Cruise

  • @darkmanycz
    @darkmanycz Před 4 lety +1555

    And I thought Vicky from The Fairly Oddparents was brutal

  • @chicodepuertorico1450
    @chicodepuertorico1450 Před 2 lety +7

    This and the sequel are dope AF!

  • @caleboliver241
    @caleboliver241 Před rokem

    ok it’s 2023, i haven’t watched this amazing channel since 2022 and i absolutely loved coming back to the channel to watch this video. great vid!

  • @kingstonflorance
    @kingstonflorance Před 4 lety +384

    James: Do tarantulas even live outside of pet stores and jungles?
    Me: There's this place called Australia

    • @andrewegan9403
      @andrewegan9403 Před 4 lety +21

      Kingston Florance Australia doesn’t exist

    • @michaelwoods6272
      @michaelwoods6272 Před 4 lety +5

      Kingston Florance One of the only non poverty stricken countries I’ll never go to

    • @jadebeason7552
      @jadebeason7552 Před 4 lety +9

      And New Mexico, Arizona, and south Texas

    • @brianmccracken4880
      @brianmccracken4880 Před 4 lety +8

      And Missouri, Kansas and Arkansas

    • @straleeee4577
      @straleeee4577 Před 4 lety

      @@andrewegan9403 also girls dont exist

  • @ghosty2110
    @ghosty2110 Před 3 lety +741

    Best Scene of the movie *Cole wakes up and sees man with no shirt* “Why are you shirtless?”

  • @superfardmansvideodump5172

    "only a spoon full"-king bach's friend

  • @dragonfly3667
    @dragonfly3667 Před 3 lety

    I’m about to start a babysitting gig and this is exactly what I needed.

  • @Saltyaf38
    @Saltyaf38 Před 4 lety +34043

    I watched a full tik tok ad for you. The sacrifices I've made for you.

  • @hermanydiaz1300
    @hermanydiaz1300 Před 4 lety +465

    The last time I was this early “it follows” wasn’t taken down yet

  • @blayneownby214
    @blayneownby214 Před 2 lety +1

    So many good references in this one

  • @ShadowMachine00
    @ShadowMachine00 Před 2 lety

    Max is the best character. The " not even mad bro " scene in the sequel was hilarious.

  • @matthewmoon5550
    @matthewmoon5550 Před 4 lety +236

    E.T grow bone
    -James 2019

  • @imsuchalonelydumpsterlol8032

    This is just the bloody gory version of "home alone."

    • @adams.2407
      @adams.2407 Před 2 lety +2

      so Home Alone?

    • @ZacharyResky
      @ZacharyResky Před 2 lety

      That’s better watch out, a good holiday themed horror movies.

  • @Acoustict
    @Acoustict Před 7 měsíci

    Great video! I love your enthusiasm and comedy. Thanks for making me laugh… and giving me the Kill Count!!

  • @DangerouslyDumb4TheWorld

    "salivating at gore" man james you know me too well

  • @ammarsiddiqui3586
    @ammarsiddiqui3586 Před 4 lety +449

    i honestly love your commentary and jokes.they make these kill counts really enjoyable

    • @forknifecapt.2410
      @forknifecapt.2410 Před 4 lety +4

      Agreed I like when he gives fun facts about the movie

    • @SUP3R2069
      @SUP3R2069 Před 4 lety +3

      Me too. before he made the Texas chainsaw massacre kill counts I tried watching another kill count on it but I couldn't even watch 6 seconds of it without clicking off because it's so boring watching a kill count without James.

    • @realpotatochipfr
      @realpotatochipfr Před 4 lety

      Right?!

    • @LiTTleGaBi21
      @LiTTleGaBi21 Před 4 lety

      It sure makes people getting killed funny!
      hehe
      ok

  • @xx_master_xx4352
    @xx_master_xx4352 Před 4 lety +423

    911: Hello ,911,Whats your emergency?
    Kid: "There is a shirtless man,trying to kill me!
    911: *Ends call*

    • @becauseimbatman7551
      @becauseimbatman7551 Před 4 lety +18

      Alternate timeline
      Cole: calls 911
      911: 911 whats your emergancy?
      Cole: there is an insane shirtless man trying to kill me!
      911:send's a s.w.a.t team raid.

    • @skibidiohiogodsigmarizz124
      @skibidiohiogodsigmarizz124 Před 4 lety

      Beanos😄😄😄😄

    • @scottscott8711
      @scottscott8711 Před 4 lety +2

      911:hello Whats your emergency?
      kid:There is a shirtless man,trying to kill me!
      911:ooooook soooooo

    • @itachitwomoons4717
      @itachitwomoons4717 Před 4 lety +1

      Wtf

    • @deeya
      @deeya Před 4 lety +2

      911: Hello ,911,Whats your emergency?
      Kid: "I'm 12 and there is a shirtless man chasing me!
      "
      911: **Sends Chris Hansen along with a SWAT team**

  • @ppmaster-
    @ppmaster- Před rokem +1

    It has always peeved me so hard that cole never just runs away 😭 especially in the sense where the cops get shot like the front door was right there and open 💀

  • @randomhuman5714
    @randomhuman5714 Před 2 lety +1

    James: does that suck as much as this dialogue?
    video: time for an ad
    me: yes very much so

  • @samtheman7642
    @samtheman7642 Před 3 lety +440

    Dead Meat: “Criticizes the pop culture references in the movie”
    Also Dead Meat: *calls Cole the three eyed raven*

    • @fsp3637
      @fsp3637 Před 3 lety +23

      Well at least it isn’t as forced as it is in the movie

    • @hansofalltrades1491
      @hansofalltrades1491 Před 3 lety +3

      Yeah didn't even notice it.

    • @jeremyross9698
      @jeremyross9698 Před 3 lety +10

      Pop culture references are fine when they aren't forced.

    • @jeremyoneill7412
      @jeremyoneill7412 Před 3 lety

      Hi😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😙😗😙😗😚😘😘😘😘😚😝😗😝😷

    • @Tores444
      @Tores444 Před 3 lety +1

      @You Didn't See Graphite, Because It's Not There CinemaSins is pure shite

  • @tohru4075
    @tohru4075 Před 4 lety +191

    CZcams: I'm boutta end this whole mans career

  • @masterbuilderproductions

    When you said D&D campaign, I was so happy! You have gained my respect

  • @darthlazurus4382
    @darthlazurus4382 Před 2 lety +1

    I genuinely love the Babysitter films. They are fun! We are allowed tae have fun!

  • @rhianturner7812
    @rhianturner7812 Před 3 lety +1760

    "You started salivating as soon as I mentioned gore." - correction, I started salivating as soon as you mentioned Samara Weaving

    • @raptorjesus5870
      @raptorjesus5870 Před 3 lety +43

      I started salivating when I saw the thumbnail

    • @her.nxtdoor9385
      @her.nxtdoor9385 Před 3 lety +11

      I read this as soon as he said this lmao it scared the shit out of me😭

    • @LordMalice6d9
      @LordMalice6d9 Před 3 lety +9

      She's a 6 out of 10.
      I have high standards.

    • @toastom
      @toastom Před 3 lety +5

      It's like you read my mind lol

    • @raptorjesus5870
      @raptorjesus5870 Před 3 lety +19

      Shes 8/10 at least.

  • @mayorwest12
    @mayorwest12 Před 4 lety +254

    "Getting Clayton'd"
    -James A. Janisse.
    What a historic quote💎

    • @Joe-ve9xz
      @Joe-ve9xz Před 4 lety

      IsThatYouFreezy I’m sorry but I don’t get the joke would you mind explaining it to me?

    • @mayorwest12
      @mayorwest12 Před 4 lety +2

      @@Joe-ve9xz Yeah no sweat man. In Disney's animated movie Tarzan, the antagonist Clayton dies at the end when he falls/slips (I think from the canopy or trees, it's been a while idr entirely lol) and he gets entangled in the vines which end up hanging him on his way down.

    • @pughtv9286
      @pughtv9286 Před 4 lety

      That's ironic cause I literally jus found out how Clayton died a few days ago

  • @youraverageperson
    @youraverageperson Před rokem

    Is it just me, or is it kinda wholesome seeing max go from deranged serial killer to big brother giving advice?

  • @gaila.9852
    @gaila.9852 Před 2 lety +1

    The sacrifice scene was well done. So unexpected!

  • @harrisonlee9585
    @harrisonlee9585 Před 4 lety +392

    Slightly disappointed there's something called The Babysitter, but it's not about Steve Harrington.

  • @axelnilsson5124
    @axelnilsson5124 Před 4 lety +815

    James: *hates teenagers doing references*
    Also James: *does references*

    • @jozzzlyn
      @jozzzlyn Před 3 lety +59

      theyre tasteful, well written puns so he gets a pass

    • @Mendejito
      @Mendejito Před 3 lety +5

      Right that was wierd 😂

    • @topic260
      @topic260 Před 3 lety +26

      But James's references actually blend in well

    • @Mendejito
      @Mendejito Před 3 lety +11

      Topic i think they both do, I get James references and like em but I feel the same bout the references in the movie, got em and like em

    • @grilsonderdebrug2393
      @grilsonderdebrug2393 Před 3 lety

      I liked the one with pitch perfect style

  • @oxfopee
    @oxfopee Před rokem +3

    THIS is what I call a good comedy horror movie!

  • @JackAttacksYT
    @JackAttacksYT Před 4 lety +1516

    Everyone: King Bach
    James: *KiNg BoCk*

    • @santazdad4142
      @santazdad4142 Před 4 lety +10

      @MB And yet King bOcK isn't?? 🤦🏾‍♂️😂

    • @maddog3887
      @maddog3887 Před 4 lety +2

      Jack Attack Fr like TF say it right if you are going to

    • @didyoudothat3196
      @didyoudothat3196 Před 4 lety +1

      Jack Attack yeeessas

    • @mmmmm4932
      @mmmmm4932 Před 4 lety +4

      @@santazdad4142 Bohcht is stupid, bock sounds wayy better.

    • @SpinningTurtle66
      @SpinningTurtle66 Před 4 lety +4

      Have you never heard of Bach?

  • @bskilla4892
    @bskilla4892 Před 4 lety +777

    I really liked this movie. Not a great movie, but a fun watch.

  • @MOFTN
    @MOFTN Před 3 lety

    the funnest dead meat video i ever watched :D

  • @jobe4702
    @jobe4702 Před 3 lety +3

    I usually don't watch horror movies but James makes them bearable

  • @alisterfolson
    @alisterfolson Před 4 lety +438

    *Immediately goes to wikipedia to see if that *Weaving Girl* is related to actor Hugo Weaving....
    she's his niece*

    • @JokerScars69
      @JokerScars69 Před 4 lety +39

      *Immediately goes to Google to see if she has nudes.
      She Does.

    • @AJA3795
      @AJA3795 Před 4 lety +13

      @@JokerScars69 Not all heros wear capes. 🙌

    • @3rikk794
      @3rikk794 Před 4 lety +1

      JokerScars69 omg she actually does😲😂

    • @echoes6639
      @echoes6639 Před 4 lety +2

      WHY MR ANDERSON WHY WHY WHY

    • @RikuVA
      @RikuVA Před 4 lety +2

      JokerScars69 My issue is.......she’s got his face. Like, she’s attractive but _Mr. Megatron’s face_

  • @awesomea_4813
    @awesomea_4813 Před 4 lety +264

    “He also directed the video for a little smash mouth song you *may* have heard of-“
    May?
    Sir I’ll have you know I constantly listen to this song while eating onions.

  • @HarpaxA
    @HarpaxA Před 2 lety +8

    @9:55 : Thanks for pointing out that Max looks like Tom Cruise, so it wasn't me
    Also Bee is kinda like Margot Robbie

  • @thechaossociety7453
    @thechaossociety7453 Před 2 lety

    "Thanks, you're so good at making me hate you" 😆

  • @tiffanygranados9687
    @tiffanygranados9687 Před 4 lety +84

    what the heckkk. i literally watched the movie yesterday and thought "wouldnt it be nice if james made a kill count?"
    im spooked.

    • @skinnbones777
      @skinnbones777 Před 4 lety

      I did too but i watched it 2 days ago though

    • @ladyscarfaceangel4616
      @ladyscarfaceangel4616 Před 4 lety

      Tiffany Granados
      He KNEW! 😯

    • @nhh6872
      @nhh6872 Před 4 lety

      Tiffany Granados same lol

    • @boxpeople310
      @boxpeople310 Před 4 lety

      Tiffany Granados pretty spooky ngl

    • @damien8949
      @damien8949 Před 4 lety

      Tiffany Granados that happened to me with the leather face series

  • @hakureikirisame1173
    @hakureikirisame1173 Před 4 lety +980

    This movie is basically an R-rated Home alone
    (Minus Kevin of course)

    • @noise626
      @noise626 Před 4 lety +3

      It was 8:59

    • @mullaoslo
      @mullaoslo Před 4 lety +5

      Naw thats Better watch out

    • @antonhyokki5682
      @antonhyokki5682 Před 4 lety

      I said that to my friend when we watched this!

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 Před 4 lety +2

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      You can measure RAM capacity in megabytes (MB), gigabytes (GB), or terabytes (TB). Increasing the size of your RAM reduces the likelihood of needing to use your hard drive for these temporary files. But once you have enough to meet your needs, you reach a point where adding more may not be the best way to get the speed improvements you’re looking for. You may benefit more from buying RAM that’s faster than the RAM you already have, even if it’s the same amount.
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      Frequency is measured in megahertz (MHz) and you want a bigger number. Latency appears as a series of numbers (such as 5-5-5-12) and you want these to be lower.
      Once your capacity needs are met, increasing frequency and reducing latency may yield you a more noticeable result than packing in more RAM. As for how much of a difference you will notice, well, that depends.
      How Much (Or How Fast) RAM Do You Need?
      Having buckets of RAM is useful if you’re into professional video or audio editing. Yet even then, 8-16 GB of RAM should be enough to handle running several professional applications simultaneously. You likely won’t need to think about upgrading for several years, if that.
      If you’re a gamer, you may get some benefits from having 16 GB, but 8 GB can handle most games. Making the leap up to 32 GB is currently unnecessary. At that point, you may be better of getting faster sticks.
      Regardless of how you use your PC, speed won’t matter if your motherboard isn’t as fast as your RAM. A 1333 MHz motherboard will limit your 2000 MHz RAM to 1333 MHz.
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    • @dark_castor1642
      @dark_castor1642 Před 4 lety +1

      Wutaya mean? Home alone was DEF rarer r. I mean Kevin is a phycopath

  • @xxmoxxkixx
    @xxmoxxkixx Před rokem

    The only time James has ever missed this movie is great

  • @atpichay
    @atpichay Před 6 měsíci +2

    Rip Steve Harwell 😭😭