Jennifer's Body (2009) KILL COUNT

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  • @DeadMeat
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  • @nnor1712
    @nnor1712 Před 3 lety +7415

    employer: "so what are your hobbies"
    "I enjoy eating food whilst watching a man count dead bodies from horror movies"

    • @Rocky-vv6xl
      @Rocky-vv6xl Před 3 lety +141

      Twins 🙄🤚

    • @lilacbubble3589
      @lilacbubble3589 Před 3 lety +72

      + smoking pot = same

    • @nnor1712
      @nnor1712 Před 3 lety +14

      @@Yigash don’t think u get my point mate

    • @TheGhost1410
      @TheGhost1410 Před 3 lety +6

      Smoking pot groovy

    • @nnor1712
      @nnor1712 Před 3 lety +9

      @@Yigash ur the 'joke' here mate u got nothing else better to do than to pick at comments u freak

  • @arianapadilla9351
    @arianapadilla9351 Před 3 lety +17858

    Worst thing about this movie is not seeing the band get killed

    • @jaimeelymm5706
      @jaimeelymm5706 Před 3 lety +876

      they were killed in the end credits

    • @livingdeadgirl5691
      @livingdeadgirl5691 Před 3 lety +1183

      @@jaimeelymm5706 true, but it whould be cool to see all the bloodshed of those assholes, and Needys newfound powers.

    • @kaig1389
      @kaig1389 Před 3 lety +82

      @@livingdeadgirl5691 yea

    • @goddess_inblack_b3009
      @goddess_inblack_b3009 Před 3 lety +245

      @@jaimeelymm5706 I I believe he means showing each person getting killed

    • @nathaliew619
      @nathaliew619 Před 3 lety +89

      hurts to see Adam Brody die once again in a horror movie but TRUE

  • @thedisguise3538
    @thedisguise3538 Před 2 lety +3013

    "Do you buy all your murder weapons from Home Depot? God, you're butch." Best line

    • @sfoliver
      @sfoliver Před rokem +12

      Is that a “The Boys” reference

    • @validark
      @validark Před rokem +94

      @@sfoliver common joke among wlw spaces is butches love hardware and you can easily find one at a hardware store

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots Před 10 měsíci +37

      @@sfoliver How tf is that a The Boys line. Ask yourself
      The movie is from 2009 😂 Never saw the show but thats definitely not anything from the comics so

    • @joshuaholland5279
      @joshuaholland5279 Před 6 měsíci +5

      I buy mine at Ace hardware

  • @avamarie127
    @avamarie127 Před 3 lety +3605

    megan deserves better. the way she was used as a sex object annoys the hell out of me. especially with how she tried to speak out about it and how she was harassed by some people she worked for, but wasnt taken seriously and was completely ignored.

    • @bubba8751
      @bubba8751 Před 2 lety +19

      I mean she’s famous now tho and she’s not a sex object any nore

    • @avamarie127
      @avamarie127 Před 2 lety +181

      @@bubba8751 shes been treated like this since her career started wdym? and she is still seen like that by some people unfortunately :/

    • @anubis7457
      @anubis7457 Před 2 lety +50

      @@avamarie127 I mean, she takes the jobs knowing how her characters will be treated. Obviously she shouldn’t be harassed, but people considering her a sex symbol is by her own actions. She could have taken smaller roles that don’t involve sexualization, even if they pay less.

    • @SirBlackReeds
      @SirBlackReeds Před 2 lety +19

      @@anubis7457 Spittin' straight facts there.

    • @PichDextro
      @PichDextro Před 2 lety +134

      @@anubis7457 What? Being decent costs literally nothing. That's like blaming a victim of rape for going for a walk late at night. At least try to think, my guys.
      As an actor you only get money when you have a role, so her turning down every fucking role that involves her character being sexy, would mean she would never make money. She is a good looking girl, obviously people will write sexy characters for her. That doesn't mean it's fine to make her looks her entire personality.

  • @DulcetCatharsis
    @DulcetCatharsis Před 3 lety +2802

    "She's just hovering, it's not that impressive," "do you have to undermine everything I do?" That got me so fucking good

    • @Petaurista13
      @Petaurista13 Před 3 lety +47

      It would be believable scene between me and my mother
      Me:: Flying
      People around me: "How awesome! He's flaying"
      Mother: "Me, he's just hovering! Cam down, you aren't most important person here"

  • @RealBradMiller
    @RealBradMiller Před 3 lety +2490

    "There's a showing of Rocky Horror..."
    "I don't like boxing movies.."
    XD

    • @scorchingblaze5754
      @scorchingblaze5754 Před 3 lety +8

      Ayyy 😂

    • @thatsabingo6695
      @thatsabingo6695 Před 3 lety +25

      It took me a second to get that one lol

    • @RealBradMiller
      @RealBradMiller Před 3 lety +11

      @@thatsabingo6695 Sounds like you need a bit of....
      Ooooo Shock Treatment! You're jumpin' like a real live wire.⚡⚡⚡⚡
      You can watch the sequel(No, prequel? Equal?) to RH on CZcams. 😉

    • @jaceestapp
      @jaceestapp Před 3 lety +13

      I think she actually knows what Rocky Horror is, I think it was just a way of rejecting him lol.

    • @RealBradMiller
      @RealBradMiller Před 3 lety +8

      @@jaceestapp She is definitely a Magenta.

  • @oscartodman4744
    @oscartodman4744 Před měsícem +61

    Cant believe they turned Ken Carsons song into a whole spinoff movie

  • @gr33nn1nja
    @gr33nn1nja Před 3 měsíci +58

    TWO THING I AINT EVER SEEN ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

  • @bethanymckearnen894
    @bethanymckearnen894 Před 3 lety +1949

    i can’t believe james didn’t notice megan wearing an evil dead t-shirt.

  • @beepboop4103
    @beepboop4103 Před 3 lety +567

    I got really concerned for a second when James put the lighter under his tongue 😂

  • @comedygod522
    @comedygod522 Před 2 lety +453

    I really wished James mentioned that Jennifer's death scene was based off an actual murder (well granted, that would probably destroy the vibes) but it was based off Elyse Pahler who was murdered by three teenagers as a sacrifice to Satan, the police believed they did it because of inspiration from a rock band named Slayer, it's truly heartbreaking and terrifying.

    • @pat2rome
      @pat2rome Před 11 měsíci +41

      The police don't believe that. Nobody but her mother believes that. She sued Slayer twice and it was dismissed both times.

    • @viviolet7
      @viviolet7 Před 9 měsíci +26

      ​@pat2rome theres so many instances of ignorant families or news outlets blaming anything and everything on metal bands

  • @dsullivanation
    @dsullivanation Před 2 lety +572

    The funniest part in the movie is when Bill Fagerbakke screams: "I'LL CUT OFF YOUR NUT SACK AND NAIL IT TO MY DOOR! LIKE ONE OF THOSE LION DOOR KNOCKERS RICH FOLKS GOT! THAT WILL BE YOUR BALLS!" Absolutely hilarious! He sounded so much like Patrick Star! No joke! I've never heard such a funny line like that in a horror movie since Ricky from Silent Night Deadly Night Part 2 uttered 2 words: "GARBAGE DAY!". I can't stop laughing about it 😂😆😆

    • @sonicthecommenter3636
      @sonicthecommenter3636 Před 2 lety +9

      He is patrick

    • @dsullivanation
      @dsullivanation Před 2 lety +6

      @@sonicthecommenter3636 You're damn right lol

    • @nascarfanatic2425
      @nascarfanatic2425 Před 2 lety +6

      He sounded like Patrick, because the actor actually does the voice of Patrick on SpongeBob.

    • @dsullivanation
      @dsullivanation Před 2 lety +4

      @@nascarfanatic2425 No shit. I already knew that, I was just saying he sounded like a live action version of Patrick.

  • @mrfunnyguy3934
    @mrfunnyguy3934 Před 3 lety +2270

    “My name is... Chris Pratt, uhhh I’m an actor”

    • @axelnilsson5124
      @axelnilsson5124 Před 3 lety +235

      I’m just imagining James Gunn watching that clip and is all like “he’s perfect, he’ll be star lord”

    • @izzbee_florp9482
      @izzbee_florp9482 Před 3 lety +95

      I feel like that's how I would introduce myself if I were an actor

    • @crusherconi
      @crusherconi Před 3 lety +24

      @Sταɾßɾιցԋτ Ƥɾσԃᥙcτισɳട ok

    • @MegaMr46
      @MegaMr46 Před 3 lety +11

      Also when James says his Marvel character’s name, last time he told us he’s not a Comic Book movie fan

    • @user-fo2bv6jy6b
      @user-fo2bv6jy6b Před 3 lety +4

      @Sταɾßɾιցԋτ Ƥɾσԃᥙcτισɳട simp

  • @hannahsanders4644
    @hannahsanders4644 Před 3 lety +800

    "My name is Chris.....Pratt, I'm an actor" 😂😂

  • @gr8cescale
    @gr8cescale Před 2 lety +136

    "She's just hovering, it's not that impressive."
    "Oh my God, do you need to undermine everything I do?

  • @lxrx8494
    @lxrx8494 Před rokem +161

    Honestly, one of the points i don't see almost anyone talking about is how jennifer not only keeps needy as a friend bc of knowing her for so long, but also because its someone that makes her feel superior, a dorky friend that will always make her look better. So yeah, that line is TOTALLY in character.

    • @jamesvanitas
      @jamesvanitas Před 6 měsíci +1

      A few people on TV Tropes had the same idea. Not knocking your opinion, just saying that other people feel the same about it

  • @travisherndon94
    @travisherndon94 Před 3 lety +399

    "It's true, its on the Wikipedia" - Says every college student doing a report lol

    • @ericsilva-gomez2481
      @ericsilva-gomez2481 Před 3 lety +4

      Not true lol

    • @earlspencer7863
      @earlspencer7863 Před 3 lety +1

      Studies have shown wikipedia is just as valid as commercial sources and has about as many mistakes.

    • @meevib
      @meevib Před 3 lety +1

      That gives me an idea, when given the chance, make an essay on how reliable/unreliable wikipedia is, then you get to use wikipedia as a source

  • @De13373r
    @De13373r Před 3 lety +1780

    I’m so happy this movie is finally getting the love it deserves.

  • @lxgenlol
    @lxgenlol Před 4 měsíci +36

    TWO THINGS I NEVER SEEN

  • @natbadger3155
    @natbadger3155 Před 2 měsíci +28

    TWO THINGS I AINT EVER SEEN‼‼‼‼‼‼

  • @erin6855
    @erin6855 Před 3 lety +5677

    *his name is Chris Pratt and he’s actor*

  • @MothMan04
    @MothMan04 Před 3 lety +1972

    Chris Pratt: "My name is Chris Pratt...I'm an actor."
    Me: "He's an actor!"

  • @erikbjelke4411
    @erikbjelke4411 Před 2 lety +335

    I love how even on the commentary track they mention that "only in Hollywood would you cast Amanda Seyfreid as the ugly best friend."
    And yet, there is a line where Jennifer is saying that Needy has to look nice, but not *too* nice, not upstaging Jennifer. So I think the film acknowledges that Needy is just as pretty, she just doesn't put the same effort into looking her best or have the confidence and presentation to draw attention to herself. It's some interesting nuance.

    • @noquemacuhh1967
      @noquemacuhh1967 Před 4 měsíci +8

      It’s ironic knowing Amanda played a hot popular girl in mean girls lol

  • @VivaLaDnDLogs
    @VivaLaDnDLogs Před rokem +131

    Happy someone else brought up how uncomfortable Jennifer got around Low Shoulder. Very much drives home how scary that kind of situation is. Seeing the relentlessly snarky Jennifer that vulnerable & scared stuck with me.

  • @TheOnlyMonto
    @TheOnlyMonto Před 3 lety +9706

    We don't talk about Quentin. He looks cracked out in the game

  • @lilacbubble3589
    @lilacbubble3589 Před 3 lety +2623

    Jennifer’s body is so iconic. I remember watching this with my friend when we were 11 and her room was actually the attic refurbished into a room. it’s like 2 am and my friend falls asleep halfway through so one of the stamps in my childhood is watching this movie IN AN ATTIC basically by myself in the middle of the night. it was terrifying lmaoo.

    • @johnmiller4050
      @johnmiller4050 Před 3 lety +9

      Are yoy kidding!? This movie is so disturbed as hell! I didn't really like it and don't care for it....

    • @johnmiller4050
      @johnmiller4050 Před 3 lety +11

      This movie is so AWKWARD and uncomfortable

    • @trochii4411
      @trochii4411 Před 3 lety +41

      @@johnmiller4050 it's called an opinion.

    • @joelbrich2538
      @joelbrich2538 Před rokem +3

      Ngl, I forgot the name of the movie for a second and thought you were literally talking about Megan Fox's body lol....

    • @BerserkGuitarist
      @BerserkGuitarist Před rokem +1

      Shoulda put on Aliens in The Attic instead🤦‍♂️

  • @frog3622
    @frog3622 Před 5 měsíci +33

    TWO THINGS I NEVER SEEN🗣️💯💯

  • @daniellap.7879
    @daniellap.7879 Před 3 lety +195

    I feel bad for Chip, he got broken up with, told he was cheated on, then killed :(

  • @protecttheseeds6831
    @protecttheseeds6831 Před 3 lety +1986

    Old enough that he still had to introduce himself, Im Chris.... Pratt, Im an actor. Idk why but that was hilarious to me

  • @bad1788
    @bad1788 Před 3 lety +2204

    True story, we went to see this in theaters without my roommate Jennifer. This was when movie theaters had some cell phone blockers, so before the movie my roommates mum calls asking if we've seen her as her phone died while walking home. Service was bad, and her mum kept cutting out and I guess I did too because apparently all her mum heard was that we were going to see Jennifer Body/Jen wasn't with us.
    Needless to say post movie I had many a voice mail from her frantic mum who thought my roommate had been murdered on her way home. Whooops

    • @xanthos9641
      @xanthos9641 Před 3 lety +160

      "Hey- B.A.D. Di- ie- have yo- Jennifer?"
      "No, sor- we ar- ing to see- Jennifer's Body-"
      "WHAT-"
      call ends

    • @bad1788
      @bad1788 Před 3 lety +166

      @@xanthos9641 Basically it was a lot of repeating We're not home, we are out seeing Jennifer's body. Jen isn't with us anymore etc. In hindsight very funny, at the time for her mother very not.

    • @tedcruzrequiem5326
      @tedcruzrequiem5326 Před 3 lety +15

      @@bad1788 lmao

    • @pineapples_cant_draw
      @pineapples_cant_draw Před 3 lety +17

      I literally couldn’t read this comment, the grammar is kinda bad-

    • @spira543
      @spira543 Před 3 lety +6

      @@pineapples_cant_draw same I had to reread a couple of times

  • @tabSZe
    @tabSZe Před měsícem +8

    TWO THINGS I NEVER SEEN🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

  • @xyzharrishuang
    @xyzharrishuang Před rokem +332

    The lighter scene is very iconic
    This film is trying to tell us to beware of the potential danger of one night stand regardless of our gender and never victim blaming because they have no idea who they are dealing with
    Nikolai and his men should have been dead the second they carried out the ritual wrong
    He should take 100% account for everything possessd Jennifer did
    So glad that Needy successfully revenged for her BFF and everyone in the end, though it's better if we can see the whole fighting scene

  • @PettyBees
    @PettyBees Před 3 lety +3962

    If they had advertised this movie better when it came out rather than “sexy school girl who eats boys” as James pointed out it would’ve gotten the recognition it deserved back then 😩😩😩 I will always be salty about this

    • @bigobloks1656
      @bigobloks1656 Před 3 lety +59

      Well if they would have marketed Spec Ops: The Line as "emotional game disguised as a generic war game" more people would have probably bought the game

    • @chillcloak
      @chillcloak Před 3 lety +183

      Just another example of how the industry took advantage of Megan Fox. The trailers were not representative of this movie at ALL.

    • @fisherninjajk7261
      @fisherninjajk7261 Před 3 lety +23

      @@chillcloak well it was actually done on purpose as he says at the beginning of the video so your half right and not

    • @datboi1861
      @datboi1861 Před 3 lety +9

      @@bigobloks1656 I love you for mentioning Spec Ops. Wonderful game.

    • @shanekennedy7304
      @shanekennedy7304 Před 3 lety +4

      @@bigobloks1656 bro. I thought I was the only one

  • @jaimeelymm5706
    @jaimeelymm5706 Před 3 lety +1276

    this movie was definitely WAYYYYY ahead of it’s time

    • @drw789
      @drw789 Před 3 lety +17

      It transcends time!

    • @MindOfSheesh
      @MindOfSheesh Před 3 lety +4

      Greatest movie of all time

    • @darianbornmann4053
      @darianbornmann4053 Před 3 lety +2

      oh 100%

    • @boob2307
      @boob2307 Před 3 lety +4

      @Leotis Bennett why are you booing them they’re right

    • @jamesashlee1784
      @jamesashlee1784 Před 3 lety +8

      @@liquiddinamyte Those movies were all appreciated and revered at the time though ?

  • @wildwesley9328
    @wildwesley9328 Před rokem +51

    This is definitely in my top 10 favorite movies. Also to add to the comment about Amanda Seyfried’s discomfort about the kissing scene, she and Megan said their discomfort was more due to the close up and with how they knew the scene would be perceived not necessarily with the kiss itself. .. which given what happened with the marketing, was completely justified.

    • @bumblerbree
      @bumblerbree Před 6 dny +1

      the marketing around that particular scene pissed me off so much, because it's a genuinely good representation of toxic sapphic relationships and it's not intended to turn on the audience. but in 2009 femme sapphics couldn't exist without being fetishised ig

  • @boidahellboi
    @boidahellboi Před měsícem +8

    KEN CARSON REFERENCE

  • @stealmybones
    @stealmybones Před 3 lety +640

    my sister said “ chris pratt is in jennifer’s body “ with no context so i thought she meant he was INSIDE jennifer’s body

  • @alejandrobernal6180
    @alejandrobernal6180 Před 3 lety +640

    “iT’s oN tHe WikIpEDia” freakin hated that character

    • @pinklilyofthevalleyy
      @pinklilyofthevalleyy Před 3 lety +33

      Same, she’s annoying

    • @rowan9150
      @rowan9150 Před 3 lety +19

      Because it was so realistically stupid lmao

    • @L1v1ngD3adGirI
      @L1v1ngD3adGirI Před 3 lety +6

      And don’t forget Lesbigay tf

    • @ImJustLayZ
      @ImJustLayZ Před 3 lety +1

      @@L1v1ngD3adGirI it doesnt need to be combined i mean its the same thing thats like saying sodapepsi

    • @L1v1ngD3adGirI
      @L1v1ngD3adGirI Před 3 lety +1

      @@ImJustLayZ I didn’t know sodapepsi was a thing-

  • @banette7042
    @banette7042 Před 3 lety +8698

    "She can fly?"
    "She's just hovering, it's not that impressive."
    "God, do you have to undermine everything I do?"
    That alone right there makes me wanna watch the movie lmfao

    • @casskardashhh8674
      @casskardashhh8674 Před 3 lety +141

      I love this movie😂 please watch it

    • @rachelconsoli8428
      @rachelconsoli8428 Před 3 lety +168

      The quips like this are hilarious. Like when the band says they wanna be big like Maroon 5 🤣 genius

    • @lucieradova8378
      @lucieradova8378 Před 3 lety +50

      there's so many incredible lines

    • @ss-on3ll
      @ss-on3ll Před 3 lety +20

      I’m in love with this movie lmao

    • @k4taraa
      @k4taraa Před 3 lety +21

      @@ss-on3ll username checks out

  • @the_fungus_
    @the_fungus_ Před 3 lety +1150

    How to defeat Jennifer: make her show off her Invincibility, and then talk about food to make her hungry.

    • @autismrobotrixvcghva1999
      @autismrobotrixvcghva1999 Před 3 lety +18

      She doesn't eat regular food, she has to eat boys

    • @Lrizu
      @Lrizu Před 3 lety +5

      @@autismrobotrixvcghva1999 horny*

    • @Lrizu
      @Lrizu Před 3 lety +4

      Actually bad*

    • @funnelingspace9268
      @funnelingspace9268 Před 2 lety +16

      @@Lrizu except literally all but 2 onscreen deaths were with dudes that were nice. Wonder what type of messed up mind you have that you look the other cheek when someone coerces people in their lowest point of life for sex

    • @Lrizu
      @Lrizu Před 2 lety +4

      @@funnelingspace9268 wait what, what?

  • @Miir-2x
    @Miir-2x Před měsícem +8

    KEN CARSON REFERENCE 🦇

  • @tnavalitify7108
    @tnavalitify7108 Před 7 měsíci +13

    Ken Carson reference

  • @seanc41556
    @seanc41556 Před 3 lety +701

    I genuinely think this is an underrated and great horror comedy flick

    • @sxulyze2392
      @sxulyze2392 Před 3 lety +7

      It’s not

    • @potato4016
      @potato4016 Před 3 lety +25

      @@sxulyze2392 you ever heard of an opinion

    • @samuelwoodward6567
      @samuelwoodward6567 Před 3 lety +2

      @@sxulyze2392 I don’t know if you were just saying you’re opinion or not but respect everyone’s opinions. I also hate this movie because I think it is sexist. But James’ kill counts are always fantastic, even if the movie sucks

    • @samuelwoodward6567
      @samuelwoodward6567 Před 3 lety +3

      @@chocolatetaco9697 I agree

    • @ttvgoldens7750
      @ttvgoldens7750 Před 3 lety +1

      SSIIMMPP

  • @wintermelon7444
    @wintermelon7444 Před 3 lety +526

    Imagine if James went "How many kills? I don't know." And just ends the video

  • @goul_tyde6844
    @goul_tyde6844 Před měsícem +8

    2 things I never seen (Ken Carson)

  • @recnepsrc
    @recnepsrc Před 3 lety +621

    Oh hey, Needy's boyfriend is Young Neil from Scott Pilgrim.

  • @blcavery
    @blcavery Před 3 lety +479

    “I’ll give you that cut comparison next year”
    WHAT NEXT YEAR THATS SO-oh wait it’s december

  • @axlesounds
    @axlesounds Před 4 měsíci +13

    2 THINGS U AINT EVAH SEEN 💯💯💯

  • @autismrobotrixvcghva1999
    @autismrobotrixvcghva1999 Před 3 lety +452

    James: She starts barfing Farrofluid
    Me, w/o subtitles: Ah, yes, Pharaoh fluid, the stuff that Imhotep drowned in from The Mummy (1999)
    Me: *turns Subtitles on*
    Subtitles: Farrofluid
    Me: That can't be right... *Googles it*
    Me: O_o

    • @GreenCorgiQueen
      @GreenCorgiQueen Před 2 lety +22

      I absolutely believe James googled 'spiky Black goo' to find the official name

    • @salacious_modeus.
      @salacious_modeus. Před 2 lety +11

      I THOUGHT HE SAID LIGHTER FLUID I’M-

    • @jeffkoenig7402
      @jeffkoenig7402 Před 2 lety +20

      Ferrofluid, as in ferrous, meaning containing iron (and magnetic). The iron particles in the liquid are attracted and repulsed by the poles of a magnet, so it can be manipulated into shapes in a way that appears to defy what we expect from liquids.
      It's a pretty neat trick that does indeed look a bit like the succubus pukage, and makes for a lesson physics teachers can actually get bored student's attention with, much like blowing up hydrogen balloons with a match.

    • @autismrobotrixvcghva1999
      @autismrobotrixvcghva1999 Před 2 lety

      @@jeffkoenig7402 interesting

    • @Bellatocci
      @Bellatocci Před 2 lety

      @@salacious_modeus. but where did the lighter fluid come from?!

  • @dowbailey6033
    @dowbailey6033 Před 3 lety +1046

    “Jennifer Sexy, she steal your boyfriend”
    I swear-

  • @augustuswohlschlegel6241
    @augustuswohlschlegel6241 Před 3 lety +395

    “Stopping her advance on his girlfriend” That’s a good Double Entente

    • @conmanalbuquerque3116
      @conmanalbuquerque3116 Před 3 lety +13

      its actually double entendre, not double entente

    • @brandonhey7797
      @brandonhey7797 Před 3 lety +4

      @@conmanalbuquerque3116 Double Entente is like the Triple Entente, but not as good.

    • @conmanalbuquerque3116
      @conmanalbuquerque3116 Před 3 lety +2

      @@brandonhey7797 ok sure, you're right, but have you heard of the Single Entente?

    • @brandonhey7797
      @brandonhey7797 Před 3 lety +2

      @@conmanalbuquerque3116 Oh no 😂

  • @deejahc5206
    @deejahc5206 Před 3 lety +537

    FINALLY DID JENNIFERS BODY. one of the most underrated horror movies that I love the most

  • @smartboy201
    @smartboy201 Před 3 lety +523

    19:45 "Leaving Needy quite defeat-y, and crying over his body."
    Aww, should've ended it with "and crying over her sweetie."

  • @ZenithGlobe665
    @ZenithGlobe665 Před 4 měsíci +21

    This review 99% accurate

    • @brynn3962
      @brynn3962 Před 3 měsíci +3

      2 reviews I ain’t neva seen

  • @jocelynlewis4195
    @jocelynlewis4195 Před 3 lety +117

    James is a man after my heart with his comment on the ridiculousness of Quentin being the DbD survivor instead of Nancy.

  • @DodoRibeiro-ts6po
    @DodoRibeiro-ts6po Před 3 lety +783

    2009: Hi, I'm Chris Pratt, I am an actor
    2020: Hi, Chris Pratt here, i am Star-Lord

    • @vector6977
      @vector6977 Před 3 lety +18

      Who?

    • @TelletubiedeFormosa_XD
      @TelletubiedeFormosa_XD Před 3 lety +9

      Who?

    • @helloworld2784
      @helloworld2784 Před 3 lety +2

      There are butthurts above me because they hate him for his opinion and the success and money that they can't have 😢😭😂🤣

    • @vector6977
      @vector6977 Před 3 lety +17

      @@helloworld2784 have you actually seen the 1st defenders of the galaxy?
      Its literally a quote about 10 minutes into the film.

    • @angelalexandris4716
      @angelalexandris4716 Před 3 lety +2

      Body of The Killer on Horror Movie

  • @aesthetic_rex
    @aesthetic_rex Před 3 lety +2276

    "Today we're looking at Jennifer's body."
    o_o
    "Jennifer's body has an interesting history."
    O_O

  • @bananajuice2672
    @bananajuice2672 Před 4 měsíci +16

    ken carson

  • @gh_ghdve0393
    @gh_ghdve0393 Před 4 měsíci +7

    16:45 I love the Scott Pilgrim reference😭

  • @brianJohnxx
    @brianJohnxx Před 3 lety +466

    The way James brings in production facts just makes these kill count an addiction. I can’t wait for black Christmas 🎄

  • @greggwashington4015
    @greggwashington4015 Před 3 lety +620

    James' offense at Quentin being in DBD over Nancy is so genuine and legitimate lol

    • @schizosnake
      @schizosnake Před 3 lety +36

      Anyone that loves the Elm Street series would be annoyed as well

    • @saddies1230
      @saddies1230 Před 3 lety +18

      Honestly no one from that remake deserved a spot in DBD im almost happy it isn't Nancy since the actor wasn't even into the movie and overall the movie wasn't great either.

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 Před 3 lety +8

      When I first watched the remake I wanted Quentin to die which he should have done when Freddy slashed him with his glove after shouting "YOU CAN'T SAVE HER."

    • @ironboy3245
      @ironboy3245 Před 3 lety +4

      Nancy is in DBD though

    • @akaikitsufuyu5411
      @akaikitsufuyu5411 Před 3 lety +4

      @@ironboy3245 lol not nancy thompson but i do get your joke.

  • @Pinkyluvheartz
    @Pinkyluvheartz Před 6 měsíci +22

    Ken carson reference?

  • @user-ue3ef6yk6u
    @user-ue3ef6yk6u Před 2 měsíci +19

    Where tf is Ken Carson

  • @blakebarrett1519
    @blakebarrett1519 Před 3 lety +839

    "Today, we'll be taking a look at Jennifer's body"
    Uh, ok James 😳

  • @txrmentt
    @txrmentt Před 3 lety +822

    “We are going to be looking at Jennifer’s Body”
    I kinda giggled a bit ngl

    • @guaperryz596
      @guaperryz596 Před 3 lety +40

      FBI: Ladies and gentlemen, we got 'em

    • @NurseAmamiya
      @NurseAmamiya Před 3 lety +15

      @@guaperryz596 I swear, she said she was 18

    • @deadeye6806
      @deadeye6806 Před 3 lety +7

      @@NurseAmamiya FBI: But sir she is 12

    • @NurseAmamiya
      @NurseAmamiya Před 3 lety +5

      @@deadeye6806 I surrender

    • @deadeye6806
      @deadeye6806 Před 3 lety +6

      @@NurseAmamiya Easy barely an inconvenience

  • @duckyynerd6732
    @duckyynerd6732 Před 2 měsíci +7

    ken casron reverse

  • @chaseallen372
    @chaseallen372 Před 3 lety +186

    "You're lime green jello and you can't even admit it to yourself" is a line i still use often to this day, its so awful its amazing

  • @woke657
    @woke657 Před 3 lety +72

    "My name is Chris Pratt.. I'm an actor 🤠"

  • @benk4939
    @benk4939 Před 3 lety +52

    James! just so you know, dead by daylight was only able to get the license for the remake of nightmare on elm street, which is why we got Quentin as a survivor and the weird remake Freddy instead of wes cravens

    • @aguycalledjamal
      @aguycalledjamal Před 3 lety +3

      oh looks like you beat me to the punch

    • @AlexA-qc9os
      @AlexA-qc9os Před 3 lety +2

      yeah even the remake freddy in dead by daylight looks weird as hell wes cravens would’ve looked amazing

  • @sniggledee
    @sniggledee Před 3 lety +647

    If this movie had been marketed to teenage girls when it was released it could have become such a cultural moment! It's still one of my favorite horror movies to this day. Every line Megan Fox delivers as Jennifer is absolute comedic gold

  • @meey3m
    @meey3m Před měsícem +9

    2 things i never seen

    • @HurtsSexual
      @HurtsSexual Před měsícem

      Thank god CZcams added a newst filter for comments😭😭

  • @trinoondatrack
    @trinoondatrack Před 5 měsíci +11

    two things i aint neva seen

  • @NostalgiaMan
    @NostalgiaMan Před 3 lety +4709

    Hey there is nothing wrong with a little floor chicken.

  • @michaelj1729
    @michaelj1729 Před 3 lety +8044

    This movie was ahead of its time literally touches on the concepts of gender confusion, toxic friendships, rape, mysogyny and cults. I felt bad for Megan Fox shes really smart and has talent for acting and yet they just marketed her as a sexual object. 😒

    • @SeanSpencerNekoEspirito
      @SeanSpencerNekoEspirito Před 3 lety +309

      Yeah agree 100%. I hope she gets some intriguing roles in the future. I think she has great untapped potential.

    • @youcantbeatk7006
      @youcantbeatk7006 Před 3 lety +41

      You're telling me she didn't sign off on the marketing?

    • @youcantbeatk7006
      @youcantbeatk7006 Před 3 lety +22

      Simp

    • @ghostofmisao.
      @ghostofmisao. Před 3 lety +195

      @@youcantbeatk7006 shut up

    • @theequalizer694
      @theequalizer694 Před 3 lety +19

      @@ghostofmisao. oh? You told me to shut up? Wait right there pal when I find the perfect “funny” wojak to respond with, your career is fucking done for

  • @stucklock7514
    @stucklock7514 Před 6 měsíci +10

    ken carson reference🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥💯💯

  • @dooparoopshipitybipboopbop4551

    James: Today we’re looking at Jennifer’s Body.
    Me: Perv

    • @wesfooty3825
      @wesfooty3825 Před 3 lety +7

      Lmao 😂😂

    • @yoo_night7428
      @yoo_night7428 Před 3 lety +4

      LMAO

    • @mr.cup6yearsago211
      @mr.cup6yearsago211 Před 3 lety +4

      Same energy as that one video.
      “I will now show you my body! ... wait, wait nonono I didn’t mean-“

    • @yae5063
      @yae5063 Před 3 lety +1

      LMAO

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 Před 3 lety +1

      Any Jennifers watching the video are probably thinking "Wait what."

  • @Partinaire
    @Partinaire Před 3 lety +125

    “I’m not even a “back door virgin” anymore thanks to ROMAN...😒🙄” that line takes me out, to this day lmao 😂

  • @r6k480
    @r6k480 Před 3 měsíci +10

    74.3464% ACURATE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯💯🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

  • @VersedYT
    @VersedYT Před 2 měsíci +9

    Two things i aint ever seen

  • @connorrowse1448
    @connorrowse1448 Před 3 lety +630

    Imagine being called “ahead of your time “ and a time capsule lol.

    • @randomwowjunkie
      @randomwowjunkie Před 3 lety

      ?

    • @madeniquevanwyk
      @madeniquevanwyk Před 3 lety +26

      Aha that is ironic but I mean it's the themes vs the aesthetic and they can and do form a movie in very different ways 🤔😉

    • @TheSuperNats
      @TheSuperNats Před 3 lety +40

      The references are very early 2000s but the cynical humor and satire was ahead of its time.

    • @selfishstockton6123
      @selfishstockton6123 Před 3 lety +2

      @@TheSuperNats not really. The writing didn’t stand out, especially since most lines were out of character for the characters delivering them

    • @kamekakarot
      @kamekakarot Před 3 lety

      @@TheSuperNats You don't know what you're talking about

  • @ledagra5266
    @ledagra5266 Před 3 lety +141

    "Don't ask what song is playing, you already know."
    Damn, that's a 10/10 pun/reference.

    • @asaechao91
      @asaechao91 Před 3 lety +3

      Underrated line from James tbh

    • @pjlg3008
      @pjlg3008 Před 2 lety +4

      I’m still tryna figure out what song it is 🤦‍♂️

    • @beld9670
      @beld9670 Před rokem

      @@pjlg3008 I wanna love you.

  • @mr.berserk8339
    @mr.berserk8339 Před 2 lety +19

    "It's true, it's on the Wikipedia" has to be the best line I ever heard

  • @Ttv-mp8pb
    @Ttv-mp8pb Před 2 měsíci +10

    Ken carson

  • @gwendolynpaige3619
    @gwendolynpaige3619 Před 3 lety +92

    "My name is Chris.... Pratt. I'm an actor"
    WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD?

  • @beano1285
    @beano1285 Před 3 lety +214

    Football Player: is dead
    Deer: SNACC TIME

  • @chris.3513
    @chris.3513 Před 3 lety +36

    “you can get with knives” HAHA love scott pilgrim

  • @TheGrimoiresVoice
    @TheGrimoiresVoice Před 7 měsíci +10

    Coming back after seeing Megan Fox being announced as Nitara in Mortal Kombat 1.

    • @DeadMeat
      @DeadMeat  Před 7 měsíci +18

      WHAT DID YOU DO WITH JEN'S BODY?!

    • @TheGrimoiresVoice
      @TheGrimoiresVoice Před 7 měsíci +3

      @@DeadMeat "Poor Kung Lao... you will never see her again!"

  • @goyplayz8025
    @goyplayz8025 Před 6 měsíci +12

    kenny carson

  • @ubernate860
    @ubernate860 Před 3 lety +79

    "Okay this is boring now JEN JEN OUT" AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Your sense of comedy is so underrated my man

  • @milkplague166
    @milkplague166 Před 3 lety +93

    Good to know that James is still keeping the “blow this pop stand” joke alive

  • @prodm0lly
    @prodm0lly Před 2 měsíci +8

    ken varson

  • @draconix2702
    @draconix2702 Před 3 lety +190

    "You could still probably get with Knives" I wasn't sure if that was a reference to Scott Pilgrim or not, but I love it

  • @andrewcook2625
    @andrewcook2625 Před 3 lety +143

    Honestly I think the advertising for this movie was such a disservice

  • @EditRealityGaming
    @EditRealityGaming Před 2 lety +26

    Interesting fact about Nightmare on Elmstreet: All recent video game depictions have been specifically from the remake due to licensing issues. That's why it's the remake Freddy in both MK9 and Dead by Daylight!

    • @TheEldritchHyena
      @TheEldritchHyena Před 2 lety +6

      So basically it's in the same problematic position that Friday The 13th is also in right now? The fact that the two most famous horror movie icons of all time are both stuck in legal limbo at the same time shows we have failed as a society.

  • @ruairidhcampbell04
    @ruairidhcampbell04 Před 3 měsíci +7

    TWO THINGS I AINT EVER SEEN

  • @acidrain3423
    @acidrain3423 Před 3 lety +2967

    That's totally Lesbi-gay
    It's true. It's on the wikipedia.
    This character was so annoying but so funny at the same time

    • @MxSamael
      @MxSamael Před 3 lety +36

      All I have to say about the alphabet people is it's werid

    • @salcdaniel4240
      @salcdaniel4240 Před 3 lety +175

      @@MxSamael the alphabet people, wow

    • @Doggybudder
      @Doggybudder Před 3 lety +122

      @@MxSamael wouldve been faster to just say youre a homophobe and an idiot but ok

    • @Maggotboy_
      @Maggotboy_ Před 3 lety +158

      @@MxSamael Just say your homophobic & go lmao

    • @cabreeziest1038
      @cabreeziest1038 Před 3 lety +64

      @@MxSamael imagine quoting a homophobic/transphobic CZcamsr

  • @sagganuts18
    @sagganuts18 Před 3 lety +156

    I remember seeing a promo interview for this film and Megan Fox looked so uncomfortable with all the questions that constantly sexualized her. She really deserves better.
    Not to mention, she's the best character in Bay's Transformer and was genuinely *written* to be good female representation

    • @sagganuts18
      @sagganuts18 Před 3 lety +17

      @Namevor Namenach lol wtf

    • @bootlegms8348
      @bootlegms8348 Před 3 lety +7

      @Namevor Namenach *what?*

    • @mistletoe3343
      @mistletoe3343 Před 3 lety +5

      @Namevor Namenach excuse me?

    • @NameHere2243
      @NameHere2243 Před 3 lety +1

      how dare you disrespect shia like that. hes an actual serial killer you know

    • @bootlegms8348
      @bootlegms8348 Před 3 lety +2

      @@NameHere2243 what? Require context

  • @OPIUM_TWIN
    @OPIUM_TWIN Před 7 měsíci +6

    2 THINGS I NEVER SEEN 🗣🗣🗣🗣

  • @galahad8307
    @galahad8307 Před 3 lety +160

    James: "sometime next year"
    me:: realises new year"s is near and that the pandemic has ruined my conception of time

    • @giovanniquargentan6198
      @giovanniquargentan6198 Před 3 lety +1

      me too, i feel like we are in october still...

    • @galahad8307
      @galahad8307 Před 3 lety

      Still think September just started

    • @KosherPorky
      @KosherPorky Před 3 lety +2

      Fr, for a second I was like "what the fuck, that's a long time ahead," then I realize its late december