listen man, there is not one ounce of me *now or as a child* that believed Percy pulling cranky down was by accident. Percy 100% knew what he was doing and enjoyed himself.
You forgot the best roast of them all: Henry “rubbish Percy! Engines don’t wear scarfs!” Percy: “Engines with proper funnels do! You only got a small one!”
@NCC-1701 Even as a kid, I thought something similar. It probably helps that this was in the show's third season, when the late George Carlin, a very raunchy comedian, was the show's narrator.
They're 2, they're 4, they're 6, they're 8 They bicker and fight all day Insults, chants, and sabotage Somebody should call their mom They're all so rude and impolite I think I just started to cry Will this roasting ever end? Thomas & his friends
Thomas! He's the Hot-head one! James! He's cool but he's a jerk! Percy! Gets picked always! Gordon! Roasts small engines! Emily! Tries to stop the roast! Henry! Always very shy Edward! Is not involved! Toby! Well let's say, he's oooold!
@@JC_Productions Not saying this is a title idea, I just wanted to bring that up because of that one insult line George said to Caroline when she broke down.
I always love watching Thomas & Friends compilations and Arthur compilations...because all the characters are masters at roasting each other, lol 🤣 We had the best childhood shows, all of these new shows are lame, tame, and soft. No life lessons either.
What’s the name of the
Music when the video ended ?
“The Water Emorie” is a theme from a video series I made called “The Audio Visuals”
"Nice colour James, pity about your face though"
“Look at my paint! :
That's the best one 💯
Sounds much better in the Late Michael Angelis' Version for the UK in my personal opinion
OHHHHHHHHHHH
Ooohhhh😎
listen man, there is not one ounce of me *now or as a child* that believed Percy pulling cranky down was by accident. Percy
100% knew what he was doing and enjoyed himself.
I agree full heartedly that Percy knew what he was doing. That cheeky little catipiller ;)
We do a little trolling
we carry out quite a bit of tomfoolery
@@hazyhope._. One does partake in some humorous joy at one other expense.
@@JC_Productions Despite instantly being shocked at the aftermath.
One of the reasons why Thomas is one of those shows that falls into "What do you mean, it's for kids?" in its earlier seasons.
Yeah, I can see that
this show is about vengeance
Mike: "If engines can't whistle properly, they shouldn't try."
Bert: "Then why do you?"
I love how Percy was fully willing to pull Cranky down and leave him there
Well you know what they say karma’s a bitch.
Season 5 had some good ones. Thought 1-4 has some banger insults too.
Yeah Seasons 1-4 had some good insults, but for some reason season 5 has a lot in one season.
@@JC_Productions Season 5 was written in a way so everyone had a bone to pick.
Dude for a show called Thomas & FRIENDS, there’s a lot of insults and roasts
Isn't that what friends are for?
@@CouncilCape897 No It Can't My Friend.
Corrected name: Thomas and frienemies
You forgot the best roast of them all:
Henry “rubbish Percy! Engines don’t wear scarfs!”
Percy: “Engines with proper funnels do! You only got a small one!”
@NCC-1701 Even as a kid, I thought something similar. It probably helps that this was in the show's third season, when the late George Carlin, a very raunchy comedian, was the show's narrator.
"I'm the one who needs a new coat of paint! Look at me!"
"I'd rather not."
I remember once Percy told Henry he had a tiny funnel. Now I can’t think of that line without thinking he’s implying something else is small lol
“Engines don’t wear scarves”
“Engines with proper funnels do! You’ve got a small one!”
We have a bunch of childish name-calling and half-hearted comebacks… and then there’s George straight-up telling Caroline to kill herself.
Right in front of TFC too 😂😂
The British Humour is unhinged 😭
Um, humor doesn’t hinge.
When u realize a good chunk of this show is just the engines roasting the absolute shi out each other
If only AEG and kids cartoons today had lines like these, in justifiable moments of course.
If they did, the creators of those shows would have to be prepared for angry parents. The parents could be real jerks.
@@Trainboy452 And the parents say their kids are jerks.
Talk about “adult-sized” irony.
Ain’t that the truth
They're 2, they're 4, they're 6, they're 8
They bicker and fight all day
Insults, chants, and sabotage
Somebody should call their mom
They're all so rude and impolite
I think I just started to cry
Will this roasting ever end?
Thomas & his friends
🔥
Funny 😄 😆😂
this is a engine roll call parody
Thomas! He's the Hot-head one!
James! He's cool but he's a jerk!
Percy! Gets picked always!
Gordon! Roasts small engines!
Emily! Tries to stop the roast!
Henry! Always very shy
Edward! Is not involved!
Toby! Well let's say, he's oooold!
Wow. Just wow. T&F insults are always really hilarious to see/hear.
Should've included the argument between Thomas and Henry, where Henry ends off with, "Ha! YOU'RE the danger on the rails Thomas!"
I swear S5 of T&F was peak savagery when it comes to roasting!
George: You swank about with your steamroller wheels, pretending you’re as good as me.
Sir Handel: Actually…
…I’m better. Goodbye.
“Find yourself a scrapyard”. Bruh, he literally just told Caroline to unalive herself
I know, George is a savage!
And right in front of the fat controller too 😂😂
@@allisonkrueger8330 that would've been enough to get George scrapped 😂😂😂
Greatest Roast: "You were meant to deliver fish (Henry), not swim with them"
Henry: "What about you, Sir?"
TFC: "What?"
Henry: "I know whales can swim..."
@@LightningGunne czcams.com/video/jQOQ3RBKvbE/video.html
0:56 Lorry 1 is Bully Maguire
Don’t forget where Thomas tells Henry that “he’s too fat and needs exercise.” In an older series
“Call yourself a car? You’re a disgrace to the road!” George is seriously unhinged 😂
We need a skarloey edition
🤔
Season 5 is my Favourite Season
in the Classic Seasons Era of Thomas and Friends.
💎George deadass told Caroline to kill herself, how did they get away with that?💎
And right in front of TFC too, I’m surprised he didn’t berate him for it 😂
George gives Caroline death threats and other stories.
That would’ve been a good title
@@JC_Productions Not saying this is a title idea, I just wanted to bring that up because of that one insult line George said to Caroline when she broke down.
@@BriceGum138 I know I just thought that title idea was funny :)
@@JC_Productions Glad you like it. 😆
The writing and insults on the show were effective and hilarious yet classy 🤣✋ ya know, for the kids
0:40 I forgot this scene existed
The engines argue like a family of brothers, and I should know.
1:25 Percy's reaction was priceless. 😂
I always love watching Thomas & Friends compilations and Arthur compilations...because all the characters are masters at roasting each other, lol 🤣
We had the best childhood shows, all of these new shows are lame, tame, and soft. No life lessons either.
You forgot "You're too fat, you need exercise!"
Poor Percy can’t catch a break
Imagine if they did rap battles on the show.
It would be pretty interesting in either Alec Baldwins and George Carlin’s voices I would say
@@JC_Productions I'm from the UK, so it will have to be either Ringo Starr or Michael Angelis doing the roasting for me.
Man screw Cranky. All my homies hate Cranky.
There should be a video where James and Thomas share a braincell
🤔…
You might be on to something…
Oh wow, this should be fun.
Season 5 >>>>
Everyone was on smoke (ha) in season 5
I like how these are all in season 5
In Percy James and The fruitful day, it’s filled with roasts
Incredible
George really did tell Caroline to kill herself 💀
These would be good roasts
If we were 4
*GASPS* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH GET SLAYED
Percy definitely killed Cranky's operator.
How can friends be so rude to each other
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Why is it always Percy they pick on?
Because he’s the smallest one.
And he is very simple minded as well.
@@Mario87456 true
Percy 🤢
rip percy
Bro said find ya self a scrap yard 💀💀💀
Man I almost feel sorry for Percy
DANG!! OOOHHH
Well Well Well No Wonder This Railway's A Mess You Belong in A Museum Not Working in A Quarry
0:45 Which part of the movie does this music play at
What?
Titanic
0:10😂 yoy
This should be call asdfthomasmovie
(Sighs Exhaustedly) Why do they always do this to each other every day, and why do any of us even bother? 😒😒😒😒
next time add the insult from "heroes"
Working on part 2, not this weekend, but maybe the next.
@@JC_Productions okay
00:10
😂
George: call yourself a car you're a disgrace to the road find yourself a scrap
Caroline:😤😠