Insults, Roasts and Comebacks and Other Stories (Part 2)

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  • čas přidán 31. 12. 2021
  • Happy New Year! Here is the sequel to my previous TTTE compilation, which blew up unexpectedly. My channel grew quite a bit throughout 2021 and I am extremely grateful for it. Here's hoping that it continues to grow this year! Thank you all for your support!
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Komentáře • 188

  • @TrainFanProductions4935
    @TrainFanProductions4935 Před 2 lety +198

    “That’s my home.”
    “That’s why I like it. Especially when you’re there and not here saying I’m silly.”

  • @MrFalloutfreak99
    @MrFalloutfreak99 Před 2 lety +403

    Class 40 really insulted every engine then said “my work is done here” and vanished forever

  • @joec.334
    @joec.334 Před 2 lety +247

    James: “Why are you complaining all the time?”
    Gordon: “Because I’m a big blue engine and I know everything! I shall complain whenever I want! You’re just a small red engine with ideas above your station!”
    Percy: “I can’t see any”
    Gordon: “Any what?”
    Percy: “Ideas above the station, the sky’s empty.”
    James: “Like your smokebox, Percy!”

    • @michaelbreckshot6589
      @michaelbreckshot6589 Před rokem +8

      It's funnier because the faces are on the smokebox doors

    • @Bronzo2414
      @Bronzo2414 Před rokem +13

      @@michaelbreckshot6589 James Also said: "Well Well Well, so much for knowing about everything!"
      "You got too puffed up in your boiler, so it serves you right!"

    • @TheNumbersGuy-bm6bt
      @TheNumbersGuy-bm6bt Před 8 měsíci +7

      Gordon: One day I'll show you just what a big engine can really do!
      Percy: So what can a big engine really do?
      Gordon: Not speak to silly little green engines for a start!

  • @michel4rthur
    @michel4rthur Před 2 lety +309

    James insulting Gordon is always the best with Carlin narrating

  • @MRCSANY
    @MRCSANY Před rokem +210

    S1 James in the UK dub: Hello gordon, is it tomorrow? 🙂
    S1 James in the US dub: ✨HELLO GORDON ✨IS IT TOMORROW??? 😉😉😉😉

  • @robbiewales3007
    @robbiewales3007 Před 2 lety +120

    Henry: peep, peep, peep. Hello fat face.
    Gordon: what cheek, that Henry is too big for his wheels

    • @Naro_Rivers
      @Naro_Rivers Před rokem +17

      Henry just waltzes by and casually flips off his coworker without any provocation~

    • @DoubleRainbows667
      @DoubleRainbows667 Před rokem +8

      @Random Person yessir 😎

    • @Daniel_Huffman
      @Daniel_Huffman Před rokem +4

      "Fancy speaking to me like that! _Me,_ who's never had an accident!"
      (Cue boiler sludge spewing onto the tracks)

    • @generalhorse493
      @generalhorse493 Před měsícem +1

      “Arent jammed whistles and burnt safety valves accidents?”

  • @256NatLiz
    @256NatLiz Před 2 lety +301

    I like how Edward gets the last laugh.

    • @snailboss6158
      @snailboss6158 Před 2 lety +33

      Literally

    • @ceciasa3376
      @ceciasa3376 Před rokem +31

      Thomas: Gordon said that a really useful engine never needs help
      Edward: HA! I'm always helping Gordon up the hill XD
      Gordon: ......
      LOL, Edward just exposed him. Hope he got a good laugh out of that like I did XD

    • @joshiemanmcqueen9567
      @joshiemanmcqueen9567 Před rokem +5

      Yeah

    • @MrMarioXP3648
      @MrMarioXP3648 Před 10 měsíci +5

      Sir Topham Hatt: 😏

  • @jamesparker1127
    @jamesparker1127 Před rokem +121

    1:33 Toby: Oh. That's why you once needed bootlaces to be ready, I suppose.
    Me: Crap, Toby... 🤣

    • @s.p.d.magentaranger1822
      @s.p.d.magentaranger1822 Před rokem +33

      Toby in HIT and CGI: A worrying old fusspot
      Toby in TRS and Classic Era: Pure chaotic neutral that doesn't give two hoots anymore XD

    • @grahamdamberger7130
      @grahamdamberger7130 Před rokem +5

      I bet Toby told that story to Douglas not long after the Scottish twins arrived. But nobody will let James live that down, just like nobody will let Thomas live down the time he forgot a passenger train, or let Henry live down the time he was afraid of the rain, or let Gordon live down the time he lost his dome trying to match the speed of Truro.

    • @robertrowley4929
      @robertrowley4929 Před rokem +2

      @@grahamdamberger7130I have the same idea. Toby probably did that just to get James riled up for the new engine (Douglas)

    • @robertrowley4929
      @robertrowley4929 Před rokem +7

      @@s.p.d.magentaranger1822no wonder everyone loves RWS/Classic Era Toby; he’s such a mood…I love it!

    • @s.p.d.magentaranger1822
      @s.p.d.magentaranger1822 Před rokem +3

      @@robertrowley4929 I believe George Carlin put it best:
      "I reaally don't care."

  • @yupeo
    @yupeo Před rokem +51

    I really like how the teasing and insults makes the engines relatioship feel more human. Like they're all a family and family fight and pick on each other.

  • @kben101
    @kben101 Před rokem +78

    10:27
    Edward:Ha I'm always helping Gordon up the hill
    Me:He got you there Gordon

  • @legoisthebest001SCR
    @legoisthebest001SCR Před rokem +49

    Edward is just chilling with these animals lol

  • @fridaynightfunkinfan5627
    @fridaynightfunkinfan5627 Před rokem +25

    Gordon: Well 1 thing's for sure, he won't choose dirty Percy.
    Percy: *Earrape and wavy effect,* DoN't CaLl Me DiRtY pErCy!

    • @Walmart_Wolf
      @Walmart_Wolf Před rokem +5

      *d O n ' T c A l L m E " d I r T y P e R c Y " !*

  • @HarlemHyena
    @HarlemHyena Před rokem +24

    "Railways are no good; turn 'em into roads!"
    "Rollers are rubbish, so good riddance!"

  • @perbrandt8772
    @perbrandt8772 Před rokem +29

    James: Perhaps it was... instinct.
    Me: That's a premium diss with an added bonus.

  • @Antonio-is2cn
    @Antonio-is2cn Před 6 měsíci +11

    My young kid self: I'm allowed to be snarky too?
    My snark and sass later in life came from this damn show...

  • @Nakosuke-75
    @Nakosuke-75 Před 2 lety +148

    Percy really just murdered to Toby there bruh didn't need to go that far mate

  • @katebobperskypants2330
    @katebobperskypants2330 Před 2 lety +61

    D O N T C A L L M E D I R T Y P E R C Y !

  • @riley1049
    @riley1049 Před 6 měsíci +4

    7:57 "Rollers are rubbish, so good riddance!" RIP Michael Angelis

  • @jamesparker1127
    @jamesparker1127 Před rokem +16

    6:51 Percy: I can't see any... Where are they?
    Gordon: Any what?
    Percy: Ideas above the station. The sky is empty.
    James: Like your smokebox, Percy!
    🤣

  • @DanknDerpyGamer
    @DanknDerpyGamer Před 7 měsíci +6

    1:43 - 1:45 Henry's "peep pip-peep peep Hullo, fat face!" to Gordon willl always make me laugh. 😂😂😂😂

  • @TheBamaPrinceable
    @TheBamaPrinceable Před 2 lety +67

    I was waiting for this!
    Wish you used George's version @0:25 though. He owned that scene.

  • @disney01gd6
    @disney01gd6 Před 2 lety +71

    5:48 Bullstrode - I'm sinking!
    5:50 Troublesome Trucks - Serves you right. You are always "barging" in & moaning = LOL "Barge" in
    8:25 Engines don't swim, Henry. You were meant to deliver fish not swim with them. 🐟
    8:40 My my Henry. I expect you'll have some "fishy" tales to tell. 🐟

  • @thomasnbuds7911
    @thomasnbuds7911 Před rokem +22

    Its crazy how their are 10 minutes of trains roasting other trains

  • @Synthesizer2763
    @Synthesizer2763 Před rokem +90

    9:55 DON'T CALL ME DIRTY PERCY! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

    • @tonybusch8771
      @tonybusch8771 Před rokem +10

      Gordon: (Mockingly) Dirty Percy! x10
      Percy: (Gets Enraged, But Huffs Away, Furiously)

    • @camoshunthetankengine1
      @camoshunthetankengine1 Před rokem +6

      He said it calmly (for some reason) in the us dub

    • @America_BFDI_1914
      @America_BFDI_1914 Před 3 měsíci

      I Least That's Better Than Calling Me Needy 😒

    • @Synthesizer2763
      @Synthesizer2763 Před 3 měsíci

      I just realised this has 76 likes. Took the lead, surpassing my comment from TPOT 9 but everyone gets censored, which has 60-70!

    • @America_BFDI_1914
      @America_BFDI_1914 Před 3 měsíci

      @@Synthesizer2763 Wait,Are You Talking About Cosmos Is Me?

  • @danaediaz170
    @danaediaz170 Před rokem +20

    This is better then the kardashians 😂

  • @Captain_Timezone
    @Captain_Timezone Před 7 měsíci +17

    8:09 so diesel 10 wasnt the first to call thomas a blue puffball

    • @rubiks_20
      @rubiks_20 Před 4 měsíci +3

      further proves that George was going to be in TATMR

  • @chucke.cheesesmichiganprod1254

    *H U L L O F A T F A C E ! !*

  • @winchesterchua3390
    @winchesterchua3390 Před 2 lety +45

    6:26 Damn, James.

  • @jasminejohnston6393
    @jasminejohnston6393 Před rokem +25

    “Ha! Too much racing after buses I’d say!”
    James to Thomas in Sodor’s Legend Of The Lost Treasure. Insults in the CGI series are also worth a laugh

    • @s.p.d.magentaranger1822
      @s.p.d.magentaranger1822 Před rokem +6

      "If engines can't whistle properly, they shouldn't try!"
      "Then why do you?"

    • @NitroIndigo
      @NitroIndigo Před rokem +1

      "Don't worry, Thomas. I drop stuff all the time, and I still work here!"
      "Only just, Kevin."

    • @NitroIndigo
      @NitroIndigo Před 10 měsíci +1

      I'm considering making Insults, Roasts, and Comebacks: CGI Edition now.

    • @NitroIndigo
      @NitroIndigo Před 9 měsíci

      More I can think of:
      - Percy saying, "And then there was trouble!" in "Reds vs. Blues"
      - Bertie asking Thomas if he's crying because he lost another race in "Thomas the Babysitter"
      - The running gag in Blue Mountain Mystery where Rheneas keeps complaining about this scratches, and Skarloey is unamused
      - Everyone humiliating Spencer in Hero of the Rails
      - Edward roasting Gordon in "Old Reliable Edward"
      - Everyone laughing at Thomas because he forgot the coaches in The Adventure Begins

    • @peachblossom09
      @peachblossom09 Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@s.p.d.magentaranger1822and also
      "Mike if I had your whistle..."
      "Yeah..?"
      "I'd lose it!!"

  • @itfigurescomics6704
    @itfigurescomics6704 Před 9 měsíci +9

    Ooh! Found "Cranky Bugs"! XD
    8:30
    As if Henry was at fault here XD

  • @ShadeRave
    @ShadeRave Před rokem +38

    this show was the GOAT in my early childhood

  • @engie809
    @engie809 Před 4 měsíci +4

    8:26 why is no one talking about this one? So underrated in my opinion. 😂

  • @Ch1is
    @Ch1is Před 2 dny +1

    The narrow gauge engines are the funniest part of the show. Thats why they are my favorite.

  • @averytubestudios
    @averytubestudios Před 2 lety +37

    After 10,000 years, WE HAVE PART 2!

  • @THOMASINTHE1980S
    @THOMASINTHE1980S Před rokem +17

    Technically, Henry’s last laugh at Percy was TWO days later.

  • @lachiepark2872
    @lachiepark2872 Před rokem +10

    thomas will never be the same, the railway series was the goat

  • @TheAdventuresOfJimiJaden
    @TheAdventuresOfJimiJaden Před 6 měsíci +4

    The first 2 seasons of Thomas kinda felt like an adult show lol, saying it in a good way. 👍🏻

  • @gerardopasillas1204
    @gerardopasillas1204 Před 11 měsíci +5

    DON’T CALL ME DIRTY PERCY!!!

  • @peleanimationcomics3263
    @peleanimationcomics3263 Před měsícem +1

    5:11-5:34
    Class 40 really knew how to make folks mad at him and he didn’t disappoint at all….DAMN!!

  • @elajenn23
    @elajenn23 Před 11 měsíci +3

    6:11 That Cranky Bugs Is from Down By The Docks!!!!!😂😂😂

  • @cjmarsh504
    @cjmarsh504 Před rokem +10

    I hear George Carlin in there. RIP to one of the greats

  • @alyssamcintosh5868
    @alyssamcintosh5868 Před rokem +8

    9:13-9:17 Damn! 😮That was pure savage 🚂🔥

  • @meta527II
    @meta527II Před 2 lety +37

    I expected you to really hate the US narration until 3:55

  • @riley1049
    @riley1049 Před 6 měsíci +5

    4:13 "Buzz-buzz-buzz," retorted Duck.

  • @crusinclassicslucas6218
    @crusinclassicslucas6218 Před 11 měsíci +6

    3:28 Henry’s making the same face he made when he was in the tunnel.

  • @elmothegudava1222
    @elmothegudava1222 Před 2 lety +37

    0:44 WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SOUND GORDON IS MAKING!?

  • @mattydarrigrand9474
    @mattydarrigrand9474 Před rokem +8

    9:55 Don't call me Dirty Percy!

  • @omegamaximus1727
    @omegamaximus1727 Před rokem +14

    1:16 James was being a racist to Toby.

  • @LegendaryCaptain
    @LegendaryCaptain Před 2 lety +26

    If you ever do part 3
    1. Duck's roast from scaredy engines "I don't think he'll be late"
    2. Gordon and the famous engine formatted like
    Gordon: he's got no dome never trust domeless engines they aren't respectable
    *later spongebob*
    Most likely duck: "never trust domeless engines they aren't respectable"
    3. Donald's roast in oliver owns up "say no more it's a pity but the engjne must learn for himself"
    Later
    Oliver falls in turntable well

    • @naruto_uchiha7908
      @naruto_uchiha7908 Před rokem +2

      "I need to flatten little engines" just showed me don't fuck with George

    • @LegendaryCaptain
      @LegendaryCaptain Před rokem +2

      @@naruto_uchiha7908 can we talk about how that episode George had the mindset of "I will cause problems on purpose" 😂 one of the funniest episodes ever

    • @bernarda1247
      @bernarda1247 Před rokem

      Actually, it was truro who said “never trust doneless engines” at the end.

  • @laurengomersall9692
    @laurengomersall9692 Před rokem +4

    Not listening to silly little green engines for a start

  • @kaiserfuzhelmiii2416
    @kaiserfuzhelmiii2416 Před 11 měsíci +4

    DONT CALL ME DIRTY PERCY

  • @Declanaroosky
    @Declanaroosky Před 11 měsíci +4

    7:27 8:26 Wow! I didn’t know Sir Hatt could roast his engines.

  • @oldmemememe
    @oldmemememe Před 7 měsíci +4

    9:26 diesel patches origin story

  • @SoCalRailfanner6952
    @SoCalRailfanner6952 Před 7 měsíci +3

    Henry puffing towards gordon with a grin:
    Henry:
    HELLO FAT FACE

  • @jaylenware363
    @jaylenware363 Před rokem +6

    Thomas The Out of Pocket Engine and Other Stories

  • @tonybusch8771
    @tonybusch8771 Před rokem +8

    It would be so satisfying to see Thomas punch George the Steamroller in the face

  • @Nikkii199045
    @Nikkii199045 Před 8 měsíci +6

    9:17 my favorite station is FU-farqaur!

  • @flickcentergaming680
    @flickcentergaming680 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Carlin's Bulstrode = Dr. Zoidberg

  • @corgisdie1028
    @corgisdie1028 Před 7 měsíci +6

    9:05 I don't know about you lot, but if I saw one of my coworkers get dismembered by someone who's currently in a bad mood, I'd be a bit wary of insulting them.

  • @PCMan8922
    @PCMan8922 Před 2 lety +18

    Don't Call Percy Dirty.

  • @ihavesevereibs
    @ihavesevereibs Před rokem +12

    1:40 peep peep pəəp pep

  • @MainlineMini-productions

    “I don’t want to go anywhere” Thomas says as he goes somewhere.
    Edit: I forgot how much of the show was just characters insulting one another LOL

  • @marshallthefirepup8372
    @marshallthefirepup8372 Před rokem +6

    5:52 - For once, I have to agree with the Troublesome Trucks here.

  • @thomastheyoutuber9933
    @thomastheyoutuber9933 Před 9 měsíci +3

    "hello fat face" 💀

  • @CharlieSaccodance
    @CharlieSaccodance Před 4 měsíci +1

    What a harsh world Sodor was! A bridge falling on a character for telling lies about others!

  • @Idiotic_B_Purcell
    @Idiotic_B_Purcell Před 10 měsíci +3

    9:26
    *And so begins a legendary image....*

  • @Declanaroosky
    @Declanaroosky Před 11 měsíci +5

    I just spotted a good at 3:39
    Just look at Henry’s eyes. They don’t look like they’re moving right.

  • @sophiebyers5496
    @sophiebyers5496 Před 2 lety +19

    5:46 Zoidberg?

  • @jamessamedy6319
    @jamessamedy6319 Před rokem +8

    9:26 just because

  • @riley1049
    @riley1049 Před 6 měsíci

    1:12 In the US version of this episode, the way George Carlin said "YICK!" had me laughing. "Dirty cars from dirty sidings! YICK!"

  • @mintychustarclan7381
    @mintychustarclan7381 Před 10 měsíci +5

    5:19: Yakes

  • @allisonkrueger8330
    @allisonkrueger8330 Před 2 lety +10

    0:12 the workmen changed positions, i know it was a jump cut but still 7:53 They’re both smiling and right after they’re angry, makes no sense

  • @gerardopasillas1204
    @gerardopasillas1204 Před rokem +3

    Henry’s first roast

  • @christopherhowells1954
    @christopherhowells1954 Před rokem +2

    Thomas, Terence and the Snow could have been after James and the Express.

  • @riley1049
    @riley1049 Před 6 měsíci

    9:55 "DON'T CALL ME 'DIRTY PERCY'!"

  • @laurengomersall9692
    @laurengomersall9692 Před rokem +4

    American one misses lines

  • @gerardopasillas1204
    @gerardopasillas1204 Před rokem +4

    Perhaps it was instinct

  • @joshiemanmcqueen9567
    @joshiemanmcqueen9567 Před rokem +1

    I'm not afraid of water.

  • @ShadowtheTankEngine
    @ShadowtheTankEngine Před měsícem

    9:54 MY FAVORITE

  • @mohannadalswailem69
    @mohannadalswailem69 Před rokem +5

    Insults and Roasts and Comebacks and Other Stories

  • @ritacompagnone2161
    @ritacompagnone2161 Před 8 měsíci

    Don't call me dirty green!

  • @transportationproductions1794

    4:12 Buzz, buzz, buzz!

  • @Schmoey0
    @Schmoey0 Před rokem +4

    6:58 best

  • @systemshocker2875
    @systemshocker2875 Před měsícem +1

    7:52 I hope in the next remaster they patch that(the black spots on the top right)

  • @h.m.p.2080
    @h.m.p.2080 Před 10 měsíci +2

    Thats british humor

  • @brandonlu9280
    @brandonlu9280 Před rokem +2

    How to insult without cursing.

  • @bub-e2592
    @bub-e2592 Před 2 lety +2

    Hurry up You! Hurry Yourself!!!

  • @CloudyRain-64
    @CloudyRain-64 Před 4 měsíci +2

    I’m sorry this whole show can teach you how to roast the shit out of someone

  • @snookerdooker471
    @snookerdooker471 Před 9 měsíci

    Who takes the crown for the roast king?

  • @ReviCat
    @ReviCat Před 17 dny

    9:33 damn

  • @ShadowtheTankEngine
    @ShadowtheTankEngine Před měsícem

    Slightly inspired by the devil 😈

  • @hit7767
    @hit7767 Před rokem

    Wake up lazy bones why don't you work hard like me

  • @TankTheMouse
    @TankTheMouse Před 6 měsíci

    Lol!

  • @joshiemanmcqueen9567
    @joshiemanmcqueen9567 Před rokem +1

    They're not silly!

  • @karenfan010
    @karenfan010 Před rokem +3

    how come s1 2 6 7 & 8 are uk and s3 4 & 5 are us?

  • @karenfan010
    @karenfan010 Před 5 měsíci +4

    7:57 that’s kinda racist.

  • @MrDiaz-nz1cb
    @MrDiaz-nz1cb Před 7 měsíci

    6:40

  • @tonybusch8771
    @tonybusch8771 Před rokem +2

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!!!! MY EARS!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! STOP!!!!!! I CAN’T TAKE ANYMORE OF THIS!!!!! IT’S DRIVING ME CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @earladamstuart1251
    @earladamstuart1251 Před 3 měsíci

    6:40.
    Why are you complaining all the time?
    Because I'm a blue engine and I know everything.

  • @subzerofromny735
    @subzerofromny735 Před rokem +4

    the smell. That kind of smelly smell. That smelly smell arhat smells… SMELLY…