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    THIS GUY EATS VEGETABLES FOR THE FIRST TIME?????
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  • @itskindofemily
    @itskindofemily Před 4 lety +5903

    "Is this a green bean?"
    "I know what a fkin grape is"

    • @mukuroikusaba2223
      @mukuroikusaba2223 Před 4 lety +158

      That's what I thought of immediately

    • @clairvoyant-
      @clairvoyant- Před 2 lety +1

      i am proud of this man for not knowing any vegetables

  • @MondoLoops
    @MondoLoops Před 3 lety +4301

    This guy has to be lying surely, that's the stupidest thing I've ever seen

    • @themax2848
      @themax2848 Před 3 lety +59

      Exactly my thoughts, applauds coming from my side good sir

    • @velocity9789
      @velocity9789 Před 3 lety +1

      omg love u

    • @maryambutt4865
      @maryambutt4865 Před 3 lety +40

      ikr! even hamburgers have vegetables!!!

    • @Luca-oj4sy
      @Luca-oj4sy Před 3 lety +17

      @@maryambutt4865 not if u take the lettuce out, I bet he did considering he's so petty

    • @manimtired4606
      @manimtired4606 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Luca-oj4sy fax

  • @stillsimo
    @stillsimo Před 2 lety +3192

    I don’t think he realises that people aren’t angered by his incredibly unhealthy diet, the problem is his fucking attitude 😭

    • @BindMedia
      @BindMedia Před 2 lety +91

      Porque no Los dos?

    • @sandrabollocks2535
      @sandrabollocks2535 Před 2 lety +10

      @@BindMedia si

    • @ohno4930
      @ohno4930 Před 2 lety +86

      lol I know I'm late af but that's exactly what I was thinking. I think there's a **chance** this dude has what I have, (or at least characteristics of it) which is a disorder called ARFID. (I'm not 100% sure if it can be considered an ED in cases like mine, it's more neurological than psychological. I'm autistic and that can cause sensory issues, even with taste and smell.) For pretty much my whole life, my diet has been restricted enough to cause malnourishment because I can't tolerate most foods.
      It's not just that I'm picky, it's that I literally get nauseous if I'm even in the same room as a lot of foods and the majority of food repulses me. It's genuinely a really awful thing to live with but I understand how it looks from an outside perspective so I try not to be obnoxious about it and I sure as hell wouldn't let someone make a CZcams video out of my condition. It'd be too embarrassing considering I've already been made fun of for it for years. I can't imagine talking about my diet where thousands of strangers can see my face as I do so. This dude's almost, like, proud of it. It makes me think he might just be a picky asshole, but he also keeps referring to how textures freak him out and stuff, which aligns with my own experiences, so I don't know.

    • @bestneph8454
      @bestneph8454 Před 2 lety +73

      @@ohno4930 that’s cool and all but I think he’s just a spoiled kid tbh

    • @ohno4930
      @ohno4930 Před 2 lety +14

      @@bestneph8454 yeah its possible, though either way, I wish he'd have like. idk not participated in a video about it. like I said above, in some cases, it's a legit disorder and it's caused me a lot of serious health consequences, and I don't think I'd call myself spoiled by any means considering that I do actually try to eat different things and am not a dick to people about food that they offer me. I'm just neurologically built different ig, I'd give anything to be able to eat a larger variety of things without feeling sick.

  • @erikgain1294
    @erikgain1294 Před 3 lety +4257

    Him calling green beans spicy is the whitest thing he could have possibly said

    • @kebabkebab6312
      @kebabkebab6312 Před 3 lety +107

      Yeah everyone knows grapes are spicier and water

    • @excuseyou7198
      @excuseyou7198 Před 3 lety +39

      @@kebabkebab6312 Indeed. Grapes are pretty spicy.

    • @scoldedegg
      @scoldedegg Před 2 lety +26

      @@excuseyou7198 I want to say lettuce is spicier

    • @excuseyou7198
      @excuseyou7198 Před 2 lety +29

      @@scoldedegg Ah, that’s a tough one. I do think that lettuce and grapes have a similar spice level, but I think grapes beat lettuce by just a little bit.

    • @user-sf9gs2pg1b
      @user-sf9gs2pg1b Před 2 lety +16

      When I was a kid I had what I think were green beans or snap peas (?) and they had a tiny bit of spice to them. At the time, I was super young and hadn’t eaten much spice. Now, I probably wouldn’t taste any spice, lol.
      I have a friend who is white, his dad is from Africa, and he is unable to tolerate ANY spice. Like, stuff I didn’t know has pepper in it, he tastes it. He’ll have a normal chip and start coughing and I’ll check the ingredients and see “pepper” listed or something. His face turns red. I find it rather adorable, tbh.

  • @taloon3472
    @taloon3472 Před 3 lety +5196

    I can't handle his spoiled prissy attitude oh my god.

  • @annabellewilson0101
    @annabellewilson0101 Před 5 lety +8413

    Next up: "Ryan wipes his own ass for the first time"

  • @makenzie4943
    @makenzie4943 Před 3 lety +3403

    This man is the male embodiment of “I’m not like other girls”

    • @aidanaidan4773
      @aidanaidan4773 Před 3 lety +167

      I'm not like other girls, I have massive vitamin deficiencies. -Ryan

    • @lesbianbat8420
      @lesbianbat8420 Před 2 lety +2

      @- Astor - you are the definition of mansplaining

    • @heitchgeeeeeee4870
      @heitchgeeeeeee4870 Před rokem +6

      @- Astor - A fully grown adult man getting aggressive over ^voluntarily^ eating a green bean, even though it's one of the few non-nutrient devoid foods he has consumed in his entire life. The only way I could 'get it', is by understanding that eating a diet high in carbohydrates and red meat can negatively affect your mood and make you irritable. He has an attitude because of the food he's being asked to eat, but he also likely has an attitude because OF the food he chooses to eat.

    • @Me-wx1mt
      @Me-wx1mt Před rokem +1

      so I'm not like other guys? lol

    • @josetovar2656
      @josetovar2656 Před 10 měsíci

      You’re so hilarious!! 😂

  • @emmiegarvey7895
    @emmiegarvey7895 Před 3 lety +3123

    honestly i blame buzzfeed for giving him raw vegetables. no one likes raw cauliflower. zucchini, mushrooms... like they gotta sautee that shit at least

    • @diyabalan8407
      @diyabalan8407 Před 3 lety +209

      Fr. Zucchini’s taste like snot and water without cooking it.

    • @gintokiswoodensword
      @gintokiswoodensword Před 3 lety +123

      Raw cauliflower is just nasty.

    • @Itretiak05
      @Itretiak05 Před 3 lety +128

      Yes but I also hope this fucking guy gets fed expired butter

    • @tinfoil1225
      @tinfoil1225 Před 3 lety +64

      Raw mushrooms are simply inedible

    • @Gamer4Life137
      @Gamer4Life137 Před 3 lety +85

      I love raw mushrooms, cauliflower, and carrots. But zucchini should never be consumed raw, seriously

  • @TheRspeeed
    @TheRspeeed Před 4 lety +3479

    I feel like this guy was so spoiled as a kid... From his childish attitude as an adult

    • @bakedpancakes5054
      @bakedpancakes5054 Před 4 lety +45

      True but its most definitely fake

    • @ReiAnikaAyanami
      @ReiAnikaAyanami Před 4 lety +163

      He's got that "sassy & snarky gay man" vibe going on. He probably thinks it's a quirky thing when in reality he comes off as an insufferable asshole. I can't stand people like this tbh.

    • @falloutfr3ak
      @falloutfr3ak Před 4 lety +38

      @@ReiAnikaAyanami yeah im getting a Perez Hilton vibe of "I'm gay so I can be racist and annoying"

    • @bakedpancakes5054
      @bakedpancakes5054 Před 4 lety +2

      @@ReiAnikaAyanami its not eve real bruh

    • @johanna8932
      @johanna8932 Před 4 lety

      I kinda think it was the opposite.. you know not getting enough positive attention, then having to make up for that later on and also not knowing how to get positive attention. But that guy is just an actor.

  • @stubbedmynubber
    @stubbedmynubber Před 5 lety +10497

    the sexual tension between Cody and the snap peas is unsettling

    • @Braeska
      @Braeska Před 5 lety +254

      i'm perfectly settled

    • @h7672
      @h7672 Před 5 lety +185

      why are cody ko's video comments so funny i literally lol at all of them

    • @mrjohnnyk
      @mrjohnnyk Před 4 lety +78

      @@h7672 He has a great community of people who aren't just trying to pat themselves on the back.

    • @sarina3607
      @sarina3607 Před 4 lety +55

      and you know what? i kinda agree with him. snap peas are sexy as hell.

    • @parkchimmin7913
      @parkchimmin7913 Před 4 lety +10

      Cheese Edamame is superior

  • @dumbluck4399
    @dumbluck4399 Před 2 lety +954

    I have a theory that either hes an actor or Buzzfeed raised him so that they could use him for their videos

    • @owo-ob3hz
      @owo-ob3hz Před 2 lety +100

      Oh he is for SURE lab grown.

    • @sourpatchsquid5445
      @sourpatchsquid5445 Před 2 lety +23

      he was for sure raised on a farm like the kids from tpn but instead of being eaten he just gets scurvy

    • @idontwantahandlethough
      @idontwantahandlethough Před 2 lety +16

      Nope. There are seriously people like this. I know, it's fucked up. My little brother used to be like this. Not nearly this bad though obviously, jesus christ. Also I feel obligated to say that my brother was a very normal and very agreeable dude otherwise, unlike this fuckin guy! But yeah anyway there is still hope for this guy since thankfully my brother turned a new leaf after years of extensive public shaming by his friends and family. It was the only thing that worked, they don't seem to understand just how incredibly off-putting it is lol. Cody was right, they think its a fun little quirk and not the actual abomination that it is.

    • @fart4623
      @fart4623 Před 2 lety

      @@idontwantahandlethough 🥶😬

    • @idontwantahandlethough
      @idontwantahandlethough Před 2 lety +9

      @@fart4623 LOL idk why the chilly face made me laugh so hard, i've never seen anyone use that before. I think I must be old. I hate that I'm asking this, but what does that mean in your scenario? I get what the second face means, I'm from the minnesota so I make that face multiple times a day. I do wish they had an "ope!" face. that'd be nice. What was I talking about again?

  • @enzogarcia1028
    @enzogarcia1028 Před 3 lety +620

    "Bro this vanilla ice cream is too spicy" - probably ryan

  • @Alice-ve8xw
    @Alice-ve8xw Před 5 lety +18681

    His mother breastfed him until he was 17, then they weaned him onto chicken nuggets.

  • @mimiadj6933
    @mimiadj6933 Před 5 lety +5013

    5:00 I was buying celery and you were buying rose

  • @Kathi88
    @Kathi88 Před 3 lety +648

    Next episode : Ryan learns that the color purple is made by mixing blue and red together...

    • @marnie6967
      @marnie6967 Před 3 lety +33

      Next episode: Ryan learns how to spell his own name

    • @jordanjordan124
      @jordanjordan124 Před 2 lety +20

      “It looks spicy”

    • @crazybot1123
      @crazybot1123 Před 2 lety +12

      @@marnie6967 "My name looks Spicy."

  • @anorange28
    @anorange28 Před 3 lety +1120

    Imagine if this dude ate curry...

  • @brik3421
    @brik3421 Před 4 lety +1916

    "Eat your broccoli, or no porn"
    Just like Dad said it

    • @thomaswalls4188
      @thomaswalls4188 Před 4 lety +23

      Funniest shit I ever saw

    • @axescode097
      @axescode097 Před 4 lety +11

      And don’t forget if you don’t eat you’re vegetables you’re in a *pickle*

    • @FRSTBYTESyearsago
      @FRSTBYTESyearsago Před 3 lety +2

      ✨ ᴉloɔɔoɹq ɹnoʎ ʇɐƎ ✨

  • @colbytjoelker5891
    @colbytjoelker5891 Před 4 lety +2516

    “There’s like shit inside it”
    Yeah. It’s the beans.

  • @nc4429
    @nc4429 Před 3 lety +558

    "A green bean is potentially the most mild thing, that and celery" Ryan - tries celery right after "why does everything smell spicy to me" Cody Ko - *fueled with rage*

  • @-Taxi-
    @-Taxi- Před 3 lety +363

    If Ryan even smelled a hint of hot sauce or even ketchup for that matter I believe he would die

  • @izzy9305
    @izzy9305 Před 4 lety +4814

    I'd take a LITERAL U TURN to get away from this guy

    • @jockeytx
      @jockeytx Před 4 lety +132

      That’s what we in the biz refer to as a call back

    • @thatgirlinautumn5995
      @thatgirlinautumn5995 Před 4 lety +86

      You would NOT that's so crazy oh my Gosh

    • @yasminaburger1957
      @yasminaburger1957 Před 4 lety +2

      Hahah

    • @insertnamehere1483
      @insertnamehere1483 Před 4 lety +51

      You're so obsessed. Tsk tsk tsk. So disappointed Karen. You have strayed away from the Lord. Don't worry. No, stop crying, I'll go get you a Bible and we can start from the beginning, when God created the heavens and the earth because he loves us and cared about us.

    • @bruceb8140
      @bruceb8140 Před 4 lety +24

      LITERALLY MADE U TURN

  • @catbeans4724
    @catbeans4724 Před 4 lety +8418

    Celery: made up of 95% water
    Ryan: smells spicy 🥵

    • @uselessduck2353
      @uselessduck2353 Před 4 lety +209

      The five percent that's not water was just, to much spice for him. The poor poor idiot who is calling celery and green beans spicy.

    • @catbeans4724
      @catbeans4724 Před 4 lety +77

      Good Boi lol 5% ToO SpIcY 🌶

    • @uselessduck2353
      @uselessduck2353 Před 4 lety +35

      @@catbeans4724 I wonder what his reaction would be if it was 80% water and 20% of ToO sPiCy

    • @catbeans4724
      @catbeans4724 Před 4 lety +37

      Switch Roo I’m almost certain that would kill him.

    • @uselessduck2353
      @uselessduck2353 Před 4 lety +8

      @@catbeans4724 his insides would feel like the fires of hell to him probably.

  • @kbeit8272
    @kbeit8272 Před 2 lety +559

    When I have kids and I'm struggling to get them to eat vegetables, if I'm ever getting ready to give up, I will think back to this video. Thank you Ryan, for being the perfect model of the human I would never forgive myself for raising.

    • @whutdafeq1715
      @whutdafeq1715 Před 2 lety

      That's a little harsh tho bruh

    • @leiooo1233
      @leiooo1233 Před 2 lety +5

      @@whutdafeq1715 ok

    • @briicksyy
      @briicksyy Před 2 lety +8

      @@whutdafeq1715 no

    • @NomadicEmcee
      @NomadicEmcee Před 2 lety +1

      @@whutdafeq1715 Nah. Perfectly acceptable seeing as Ryan’s a total douche.

    • @TobeEvans
      @TobeEvans Před 2 lety

      @@whutdafeq1715 I would agree… if Ryan wasn’t a total douche like someone else said. Especially when he was condescending the one guy in the first video, which was just uncalled for.

  • @Pistachios36
    @Pistachios36 Před 3 lety +421

    The amount of malnutrition this man must have... how has he not gotten scurvy??

    • @GamesFromSpace
      @GamesFromSpace Před 2 lety +40

      Probably lots of ketchup on his chicken fingers.

    • @TobeEvans
      @TobeEvans Před 2 lety +18

      His lil Flintstone vitamins Ofcs. 😂

    • @sachkic
      @sachkic Před 2 lety +10

      he probably had those chewable vitamins that are shaped like little animals

    • @crocdog5278
      @crocdog5278 Před rokem +4

      Hes father said that he drinks Juice

  • @Elizacoco
    @Elizacoco Před 4 lety +5202

    I fully don't believe this guy has never eaten a fruit or vegetable. Ever.

    • @doiu92
      @doiu92 Před 4 lety +362

      _No, he ate meat baby food._

    • @tay1915
      @tay1915 Před 4 lety +28

      Night Of Wishes your comment killed me lmfao

    • @overallaverage8546
      @overallaverage8546 Před 4 lety +99

      unknowning unknown
      His parents: this is chicken
      Ryan: ok chicken definitely not onion is chicken

    • @zabranjenopusenje6317
      @zabranjenopusenje6317 Před 4 lety +18

      @@overallaverage8546 PewDiePie referance

    • @reviewreviews5908
      @reviewreviews5908 Před 4 lety +31

      No shit... its staged as every video follows a script

  • @emmabourgeois1469
    @emmabourgeois1469 Před 5 lety +7019

    cody’s genuine frustration is the best part about it all

  • @squidstortellini7131
    @squidstortellini7131 Před 3 lety +155

    “Ryan, want do you want on your spaghetti? Tomato sauce?”
    “Ew, no...tomatoes are like...fruits or vegetables or something”
    “Ok would you like some olive oil?”
    “*Olive* oil?? Are you kidding me??”
    “Ok fuck it here’s your fucking butter n sketti”

  • @BlueAndPINK666
    @BlueAndPINK666 Před 3 lety +215

    How is his skin so smooth and clear when I have a green smoothie almost every day and I have dark circles and bumps

    • @puppetstudio4989
      @puppetstudio4989 Před 3 lety +13

      @@jackthomas1448 the guy should be genetically deficient now.without eating fruits and veggies this long

    • @rebeccacaulberg216
      @rebeccacaulberg216 Před 2 lety +39

      He might have dry skin. Young people with dry skin have skin like porcelain. And he obiously doesn't have any stress in life if eating vegetables is is biggest issue.

    • @shiwalikaushal9718
      @shiwalikaushal9718 Před 2 lety +20

      Or... he's probably lying

  • @byronlee991017
    @byronlee991017 Před 5 lety +3993

    This guy is the literal textbook definition of a first world problem.

    • @matthew1992
      @matthew1992 Před 5 lety +20

      Did you hear? They did surgery but they accidentally ruptured the artery and killed the man. Very sad 😂😂

    • @helena54
      @helena54 Před 3 lety +9

      @@matthew1992 bruh r u being fr'

    • @danelissantiago4245
      @danelissantiago4245 Před 3 lety +19

      @Rafee Kazi how the fuck did you get a phone

    • @matthew1992
      @matthew1992 Před 3 lety +4

      Helena no

    • @onthewattle
      @onthewattle Před 3 lety +4

      shinov comic you’re an idiot

  • @josephg4067
    @josephg4067 Před 5 lety +3379

    Ryan tries oxygen for the first time
    Ryan: "It's too spicy"

  • @Vivi-mp9nn
    @Vivi-mp9nn Před 3 lety +230

    I‘m sorry but „tastes like water with crunchification“ is actually the best way you could describe vegetables

  • @martypiccini5153
    @martypiccini5153 Před 2 lety +164

    As a zucchini lover, I’m insulted
    *cooked, not that raw shit they gave him

  • @hastisaleh2608
    @hastisaleh2608 Před 5 lety +3292

    Ryan:*inhales oxygen*
    oOh ThATh'S a lIttlE sPiCy

  • @ttfirs4330
    @ttfirs4330 Před 5 lety +4278

    no one:
    ryan: GraPes aRE sPiCY

    • @yeetinggod6642
      @yeetinggod6642 Před 5 lety +9

      You have 666 likes. I will like so you wont be cursed

    • @heyitsyagirlsoph7559
      @heyitsyagirlsoph7559 Před 5 lety +1

      HAHAHAHAH WORD

    • @yeetus2754
      @yeetus2754 Před 5 lety +11

      This joke format is so stale and it makes me want to die

    • @ttfirs4330
      @ttfirs4330 Před 5 lety +13

      @@yeetus2754 dont worry i want to die too

    • @machoman1016
      @machoman1016 Před 4 lety +1

      Ryan: this ice water is TOO spicy.

  • @sora1498
    @sora1498 Před 3 lety +271

    only a white man would call a green bean "kind of spicy"

  • @lezley8465
    @lezley8465 Před 2 lety +68

    Ryan probably wakes up his grandpa to give him his sleeping pills

  • @miamora8297
    @miamora8297 Před 5 lety +2793

    next video “THIS GUY DRINKS WATER FOR THE FIRST TIME”
    ryan: it was *spicy* with an explosion of *wetification* in my mouth

    • @manniek8922
      @manniek8922 Před 5 lety +68

      mia mora my friend said something like that about carbonated drinks
      “It’s like angry water, I don’t need my drinks trying to fight me back.”

    • @miamora8297
      @miamora8297 Před 5 lety +15

      Mannie K *sodas are angry water*

    • @mahirahmed6523
      @mahirahmed6523 Před 5 lety

      @@manniek8922 i.... really like the carbonation of soda. it makes it better to drink imo

    • @mollym4275
      @mollym4275 Před 5 lety +7

      Omg he totally is that person to be like “I just don’t like the taste”

    • @pulak725
      @pulak725 Před 5 lety

      😂😂

  • @sapphirology
    @sapphirology Před 4 lety +3655

    **tries water for the first time**
    Ryan: "Why is it spicy?!"

    • @WildVee
      @WildVee Před 4 lety +113

      **breathes air**
      Ryan: It's spicy I dont like this whole breathafication thing

    • @Dunger974
      @Dunger974 Před 4 lety +46

      Imagine this guy having something that’s actually spicy

    • @sapphirology
      @sapphirology Před 4 lety +5

      😂😂😂

    • @RikkiLove0317
      @RikkiLove0317 Před 4 lety +19

      I want Ryan to eat a ghost pepper or a California reaper

    • @caramel_rxse3951
      @caramel_rxse3951 Před 4 lety +8

      @@RikkiLove0317 Are you trying to kill him xD

  • @mazzyg6186
    @mazzyg6186 Před 3 lety +37

    It “smells spicy” to him cuz his only experience with celery is hot wings

  • @hayleyukulele12
    @hayleyukulele12 Před 3 lety +5065

    everyone's talking about how crazy it is that he's never had vegetables but i'm more surprised by the fact that he has friends???

    • @rebekahreid6715
      @rebekahreid6715 Před 2 lety +213

      Childhood friends, not current ones

    • @fart4623
      @fart4623 Před 2 lety +43

      @@rebekahreid6715 Lol they probably fucking hate him lmao

    • @brianacarey8617
      @brianacarey8617 Před 2 lety +131

      He must be such a pain at restaurants too

    • @magone8674
      @magone8674 Před rokem +2

      damn thats cold

    • @tabasco.15
      @tabasco.15 Před rokem +37

      @@brianacarey8617Him "Can I get the steak medium rare please?" Waiter "It comes with a house salad and a side of mashed potatoes, is that ok?" Him "What are these words you've spoken to me you witch!"

  • @shelliebuttweiler7882
    @shelliebuttweiler7882 Před 3 lety +2966

    there are people dying, Ryan.

    • @sailingboat8309
      @sailingboat8309 Před 3 lety +54

      @Lord Voldemort B-BUT HE HAD TO EAT A CARROT 😖😖😖😖😖😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux Před 3 lety +16

      Why aren't you one of them, Ryan? Let's film a video "Ryan Buzzfeed tries dying for the first time"?

    • @arjunarun3033
      @arjunarun3033 Před 3 lety +8

      @@JeanMarceaux that'd make everyone happy

    • @amomobodel
      @amomobodel Před 2 lety

      @Lord Voldemort Love that even Voldemort is concerned about this.

  • @braindead7708
    @braindead7708 Před 2 lety +30

    cody picking his nose was more intense than the entire buzzfeed video

  • @vrajgandhi5371
    @vrajgandhi5371 Před rokem +10

    I want to see a future video called “Ryan eats grains” and “Ryan eats meat” for the first time just to really confuse people

  • @shiloh3683
    @shiloh3683 Před 4 lety +1680

    Ryan = Mr. Struggle

  • @genevievetorrence9354
    @genevievetorrence9354 Před 5 lety +1740

    eat your vegetables or no porn. Cody's kids are going to have an interesting childhood.

  • @based1714
    @based1714 Před 3 lety +32

    Indians, Japanese, Thai, Chinese, Australians (and every other culture with remotely spicy/tangy foods) have left the chat

  • @macibergeron2071
    @macibergeron2071 Před 3 lety +7

    this is my comfort video... i have probably watched it a good 100 times

  • @nutnutnutnutnut
    @nutnutnutnutnut Před 5 lety +1855

    👁👄👁 Is that a green bean ?
    👁👄👁 Is that a cauliflower ?
    👁👄👁 It tastes like a tree.
    👁👄👁 I'm not used to tasting anything that's from Earth.
    👁👅👁 *_sPiNaAaAaAaCh_*

  • @zombieinvader433
    @zombieinvader433 Před 3 lety +5855

    This is what the rest of the world thinks Americans are

    • @MoniMeka
      @MoniMeka Před 3 lety +59

      They think wrong because I have love fruits and vegetables since I was a kid! 😂😂😂😂😂 it's that that people think this way about us, but it's ok. I just keep pushin'! 😁

    • @peterberning
      @peterberning Před 3 lety +97

      @@MoniMeka I mean he was making a joke, I don't think he actually meant it literally

    • @fiblin483
      @fiblin483 Před 3 lety +10

      because it is what you are.

    • @spinbirb646
      @spinbirb646 Před 3 lety +93

      As an American myself I can confirm that just about everybody here is an absolute moron. This country is terrible and there are no words for how embarrassing it is to have been born here

    • @igotyouallday9483
      @igotyouallday9483 Před 3 lety +5

      I mean they are as we can all see😳

  • @w47willrise
    @w47willrise Před 3 lety +41

    Never tried vegetables but has apparently bit into a tree.

  • @pmn7544
    @pmn7544 Před 3 lety +7

    Ryan gives me the same vibes as people who don't drink water because "it doesn't taste like anything"

  • @hazelc9329
    @hazelc9329 Před 5 lety +2550

    Cody: *sees a person with bleach blonde hair*
    Cody: They kind of look like me !!

  • @foursevnnn
    @foursevnnn Před 5 lety +14306

    The producers doing a better job at feeding him than his parents did

    • @xiwavey3351
      @xiwavey3351 Před 5 lety +60

      4 7 ya made ma day LMAO

    • @kileyann7863
      @kileyann7863 Před 5 lety +14

      man ur poppin off

    • @florasion.
      @florasion. Před 5 lety +100

      I probably should've commented this when it first came out, but if I just comment now it will be drowned so I'm hijacking this top comment. Sorry.
      I've never eaten vegetables either, maybe when I was a baby. I eat a few fruits. The outrage from this video is very disappointing, I'm really angry with buzzfeed for making this and showing this subject for people to ridicule. I fucking understand how stupid it is, but it's an eating disorder called Avoidant/Restrictive Food Intake Disorder (ARFID), or sometimes called SED (Selective Eating Disorder). That's right, it's an eating disorder. Our brains are messed up, and this dude is going through distress to try it. Though, honestly he doesn't look too distressed, so maybe it is fake because they didn't even mention ARFID.
      I went to an inpatient eating disorder hospital in the middle of eighth grade to try to fix me. The main reason they sent me was to get my weight to healthy levels so I don't die of malnutrition. I did okay there, i found out that cheese is the worst thing ever, and i tried grilled chicken, as I'm only used to chicken tenders. I hate my diet. I hate it. I came out of the hospital not because I was cured, but because it was nearing Christmas and id been there for almost four months and I jut wanted to go home. A year or so ago I was sent again to an eating specialist which pretty much said I couldn't be helped. She's had people like me but I'm so much of a coward that I was afraid to try anything. I might want to try again, because all I really want is to be able to eat salad. That's a universal food and it's healthy. How I've survived is by eating pretty much nothing other than Boost nutritional supplements. Yesterday I ate a chocolate chip muffin and three Boosts. I know how terrible my diet is so I try to eat little to balance it out. I don't really feel hunger much, it only gets bad when I feel like I'm going to pass out.
      The whole point of this was that this isn't a joke. This is the main problem in my life, and I want to get better but I'm afraid of change. My shitty diet has been working for me, and it's hard to give up what's safe. I'm gonna copy and paste this on other top comments so people can see what they're doing.
      Edit: it's most often caused by trauma related to eating, almost choking to death, etc.

    • @krahvata
      @krahvata Před 5 lety +185

      @@florasion. If he actually had an eating disorder he wouldn't be so willing to make videos about it.

    • @florasion.
      @florasion. Před 5 lety +11

      Anita Borozan like I said I'm not entirely sure if that's real or not. It's still not something to ridicule like you do

  • @hannabritt380
    @hannabritt380 Před 10 měsíci +5

    "i feel bad for anyone who has run a marathon" says cody

  • @cooperlucas4498
    @cooperlucas4498 Před 3 lety +10

    "That's all that vegetable are, its a vehicle to get ranch into your mouth"
    -Kody Ko 2018

  • @wyatt8062
    @wyatt8062 Před 5 lety +1292

    Guy inhales oxygen and exhales carbon dioxide for the first time

    • @MinimiMax
      @MinimiMax Před 5 lety +56

      "I don't really like the taste of oxygen. And it feels weird too, like it's going inside me. Gross." -Ryan

    • @olivebranch7769
      @olivebranch7769 Před 5 lety +24

      "Is this air? I don't like it, it's too spicy."

    • @firo6785
      @firo6785 Před 5 lety +5

      It’s just fuckin childbirth lmao

  • @thomasgoodman3698
    @thomasgoodman3698 Před 4 lety +2282

    *As a white person and on behalf of all white people everywhere, celery and green beans not spicy*

    • @MuckMudd
      @MuckMudd Před 4 lety +97

      I dunno dude last time I had celery I saw sparks coming from my mouth

    • @yourbootyholeisyourbeautyhole
      @yourbootyholeisyourbeautyhole Před 4 lety +13

      Thomas Goodman tbf i think he meant bitter. he's just an idiot who happens to also be so white he blends into the background

    • @aubreyh1930
      @aubreyh1930 Před 4 lety +4

      @@yourbootyholeisyourbeautyhole celery and green beans aren't bitter

    • @stonie6279
      @stonie6279 Před 4 lety +12

      I’m not sure man I ate a green bean yesterday i swear I breathed fire

    • @thomasgoodman3698
      @thomasgoodman3698 Před 4 lety +2

      M E 😂

  • @PpPp-gb7cd
    @PpPp-gb7cd Před 3 lety +63

    Ryan is the type of person that wore light up shoes in middle school

    • @sincicalpvp9252
      @sincicalpvp9252 Před 3 lety +8

      And his mom packed the weirdest stuff. Mans had a transformer backpack or something along those lines

    • @ninifofini
      @ninifofini Před 2 lety

      I had twinkle toes when I was like 7-9

    • @FrogWitch666
      @FrogWitch666 Před rokem

      We all went through that phase, when I was in middle school all the rich kids wore heelys with the led lights

  • @momokitty636
    @momokitty636 Před 2 lety +10

    *Ryan drinks water for the first time*
    "Ew, why is it so spicy?"

  • @avie9655
    @avie9655 Před 3 lety +4637

    Next video: Ryan tried showering for the first time
    Ryan: WHY IS THE WATER SO SPICYYY

  • @agentstache135
    @agentstache135 Před 5 lety +2595

    My theory is that as a kid he was a picky eater and as he grew up he realized he had never eaten fruit and it became a weird point of pride, you know, why break a 13 year streak. And soon instead of a personality he just didn’t eat fruit, like that was his *thing* whenever he was asked to share a fun fact about himself in school he’d say that he’d never eat fruit and that was his weird flex

  • @dagoram
    @dagoram Před rokem +5

    Ryan is the kid in school who won't shut up screaming when he gets upset and probably had parents who never disciplined him when he would reject his dinner.

  • @tankman2386
    @tankman2386 Před 2 lety +15

    next buzzfeed vid: RYAN TRIES AIR FOR THE FIRST TIME!!!
    Ryan: this smells spicy

  • @QueenLiasKingdom
    @QueenLiasKingdom Před 5 lety +24546

    this guy probably thinks never eating vegetables and fruits is a personality trait

    • @kattaylor24
      @kattaylor24 Před 5 lety +940

      It is, it's called, "obnoxious"

    • @jishoumushoku5094
      @jishoumushoku5094 Před 5 lety +437

      Queen Lia
      *goes for a job interview*
      Interviewer: “Hello, can you tell us a little bit about yourself?”
      Ryan: “I’ve never eaten a fruit or vegetable before.”
      Interviewer: “O~O You’re hired!”

    • @pessimisticprofessorfarnsw3241
      @pessimisticprofessorfarnsw3241 Před 5 lety +20

      It isn’t?

    • @dylanhardy2655
      @dylanhardy2655 Před 5 lety +51

      Queen Lia it’s quirky as fuck tho

    • @allisoncastle
      @allisoncastle Před 5 lety +3

      Thiccolas Seda omg hahaha yes

  • @brennanmccormick2630
    @brennanmccormick2630 Před 5 lety +2712

    Please react with Noel to the CZcams rewind!! It's so fukin cringey.

  • @catherinelopez0208
    @catherinelopez0208 Před 2 lety +13

    Next episode: ryan learns his abc's and how to count to 10

  • @laurenl22
    @laurenl22 Před 2 lety +3

    cody is so fucking amazing at conveying emotion and is so convincing with his reactions to stuff, idk why he doesn't have a show yet tbh

  • @goldfishaddict4681
    @goldfishaddict4681 Před 4 lety +3717

    Hi, I'm Ryan and I'll be auditioning for the role of three-year-old brat

    • @roopz10
      @roopz10 Před 4 lety +89

      Sorry you didn't get the role. Three-year-olds don't think celeries are spicy

    • @Shizzy5321
      @Shizzy5321 Před 4 lety +3

      @@roopz10 I DO can I have the part

    • @928boyzrk
      @928boyzrk Před 4 lety +8

      This is what happens when u don’t spank your kids. This guy is broken as a human. Thanks internet for making me feel better about myself

    • @Kb_1319
      @Kb_1319 Před 4 lety

      Goldfish Addict yes yes yes THANK YOU you are some of the things that are good about the world!

    • @scottrainey2375
      @scottrainey2375 Před 4 lety +7

      @@928boyzrk that's not the correct takeaway from this video dude lol

  • @zackattack8228
    @zackattack8228 Před 3 lety +5098

    Ryan tries water for the first time
    He drowns

  • @L0NEW0LF777
    @L0NEW0LF777 Před 2 lety +1

    just found this channel this is my first video and i already love it

  • @dominikocaginavanua4787
    @dominikocaginavanua4787 Před rokem +4

    I'm convinced that he went so long without veggies that he thought that made him unique that he just kept it as sort of a personality trait

  • @coriander358
    @coriander358 Před 5 lety +932

    plot twist: ryan has been breastfed his whole life

  • @StinaX732
    @StinaX732 Před 4 lety +1982

    I’m not sure what boiled my blood more.. his attitude, him being he’s asked if he’s okay for SPITTING or the fact he acts like he doesn’t know what this stuff is. I’m a vegetarian and have been most of my life and I still know what a freaking hamburger is.

    • @alana4554
      @alana4554 Před 4 lety +12

      @Al Capone no

    • @artem6801
      @artem6801 Před 4 lety +8

      i hate spitters too

    • @atmoak7063
      @atmoak7063 Před 4 lety +25

      My friends think it’s weird that I acknowledge the fact that burgers are good since I’m a vegetarian. Like, yeah, burgers are freaking delicious, except I don’t eat meat, so I eat fake burgers that are just 👏 as 👏 good 👏

    • @dobbcobb
      @dobbcobb Před 4 lety +4

      @@artem6801 Same, they always get me in L4D2

    • @FUzZhockeyboys
      @FUzZhockeyboys Před 4 lety +2

      DannyBoye yo that was good and I didn’t want it to go unnoticed

  • @saucyguy4982
    @saucyguy4982 Před 3 lety +7

    Ryan gets water boarded for the first time (everyone clapped)

  • @markbotefur4936
    @markbotefur4936 Před 3 lety +33

    It's impossible not to eat Fruit and Vegetables but the fact that he doesn't even know what some of these are called is insane.

  • @jmckenzziee
    @jmckenzziee Před 4 lety +2987

    i feel bad for literally everyone who has met this guy I’ve never hated someone this much

    • @yaren398
      @yaren398 Před 4 lety +9

      @unknowning unknown hows that racist?

    • @Nintendoom64
      @Nintendoom64 Před 4 lety +3

      @Jacki Jones yeah, i hate cody too...

    • @FluffyHippos5692
      @FluffyHippos5692 Před 4 lety

      For gods sake change your profile picture I’ve never seen anyone with a profile pic like that say something I agree with

    • @sharkbait5878
      @sharkbait5878 Před 4 lety +6

      @@FluffyHippos5692 Jesus Christ who pissed in your soda

    • @a.carneirozhu8104
      @a.carneirozhu8104 Před 4 lety +8

      @@FluffyHippos5692 sounds like a you problem

  • @laurasweightlossjourney
    @laurasweightlossjourney Před 4 lety +3021

    My daughter is 9 months old and she’s eaten fruits and vegetables. She’s really wild like that.

  • @townjester8488
    @townjester8488 Před 3 lety +13

    “What does this dude eat? Just pulled pork sandwiches everyday?”
    Me eating a pulled pork sandwich: 😳

  • @marinak9957
    @marinak9957 Před rokem

    Snap peas are so good also zucchini is also super good you just have to sauté it

  • @niyaboyd3805
    @niyaboyd3805 Před 4 lety +1918

    He’s so oily it’s gross

    • @raisedbynoodles
      @raisedbynoodles Před 4 lety +157

      Sweating out that meat and bread he's on.

    • @jadenshah
      @jadenshah Před 4 lety +38

      It's from all the plastic surgery man has the shine of a Lego

    • @shirleypugh3985
      @shirleypugh3985 Před 4 lety +17

      **nikocado avocado rage flashes**

    • @fat1187
      @fat1187 Před 4 lety +3

      hes gay

  • @bricktimeproductions1386
    @bricktimeproductions1386 Před 4 lety +1600

    Absolutely lost it at "eat the broccoli or no porn"

    • @themax2848
      @themax2848 Před 4 lety +16

      Brick Time Productions I ate a whole stem of broccoli after that

    • @trulane8703
      @trulane8703 Před 4 lety +2

      A la creme De la black 😂😂

    • @gods-xecutioner8088
      @gods-xecutioner8088 Před 4 lety +1

      I would like your comment but it is at 696 which is just too perfect

    • @abbykozak9439
      @abbykozak9439 Před 4 lety

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bethkahan7443
    @bethkahan7443 Před 3 lety +7

    i want this guy to do what i eat in a day bc that would be some actual content

  • @picklenik9658
    @picklenik9658 Před 3 lety +7

    Ryan is an alien confirmed, he said it himself that he’s never eaten earth food.

  • @karoe3502
    @karoe3502 Před 4 lety +1251

    *eats green beans*
    Him:”...it has like a little spiciness to it.”
    Me: 👁👄👁

  • @unicorn8462
    @unicorn8462 Před 4 lety +2144

    Ryan: “I’m not use to tasting anything from earth”
    Also Ryan: “It tastes like a tree”

    • @LythFr
      @LythFr Před 4 lety +4

      lmfaooo

    • @jamesbrooke4349
      @jamesbrooke4349 Před 4 lety +12

      How does he know what a tree taste like wtf?

    • @janprokopenko7928
      @janprokopenko7928 Před 4 lety +5

      he probably eats food from Mars.

    • @cbullou4
      @cbullou4 Před 4 lety +1

      as someone who’s tasted a few trees, he’s incorrect.

  • @plasticsoya
    @plasticsoya Před 2 měsíci +1

    2:22 thanks for reminding me of that, Cody Ko

  • @XeresKyle
    @XeresKyle Před rokem +3

    Starting @07:22, That was the most riveting thing ever. I felt every emotion coursing through me. My eyes were opened! This was so profound and admirable! 10/10 IGN

  • @sophkarps8246
    @sophkarps8246 Před 5 lety +2275

    this guy is SO ridiculous im CONVINCED these videos are fake

    • @littleleakyleakythere
      @littleleakyleakythere Před 5 lety +72

      Yeah the first one was supposed to be an April fool's prank but they messed up

    • @Ostmost
      @Ostmost Před 5 lety +102

      It has to be fake. Even if he takes multivitamins, you supposedly only absorb like 25% of the vitamins in it. He’d be dead lol

    • @samshipley2431
      @samshipley2431 Před 5 lety +67

      Ikr no one can be THAT punchable

    • @charcboiylabagir7194
      @charcboiylabagir7194 Před 5 lety +18

      of course its fake lol

    • @duffi5290
      @duffi5290 Před 5 lety +10

      Well I agree on what cody said at 11:07

  • @astrangermagi
    @astrangermagi Před 4 lety +1438

    Another white man with blond hair appears:
    Cody: This guy kinda looks like me

    • @saraha.1336
      @saraha.1336 Před 4 lety

      With bleached blond hair and looks bad in it. They still don't look alike though

    • @millie9814
      @millie9814 Před 4 lety +30

      They don't look alike, Cody is offending himself

  • @o_Lynx
    @o_Lynx Před 2 lety +1

    i want a video of someone chowing down on celery while the halo guitar riffs in the background, that is video i would watch

  • @lucasfleming3114
    @lucasfleming3114 Před 3 lety +4

    Dude how had this guy never eaten fruits or vegetables but still have such smooth clear skin?? Drop the skincare routine sis

  • @astrangermagi
    @astrangermagi Před 5 lety +2446

    Ryan is both the perfect example of privilege and why the earth is dying

    • @thethingfromchernobyl7047
      @thethingfromchernobyl7047 Před 5 lety +5

      What kind of privilege?

    • @donadaverdade6230
      @donadaverdade6230 Před 5 lety +47

      @@thethingfromchernobyl7047 dumb parents privilege?

    • @astrangermagi
      @astrangermagi Před 5 lety +119

      @@thethingfromchernobyl7047 Living in a rich country where you have the possibility to avoid a whole food group privilege

    • @astrangermagi
      @astrangermagi Před 5 lety +4

      @@donadaverdade6230 Living in a rich country where you have the possibility to avoid a whole food group

    • @xgullafter9590
      @xgullafter9590 Před 5 lety +9

      If you included "white" before privilege, you would have triggered thousands of people good choice

  • @AngelGyaru
    @AngelGyaru Před 3 měsíci

    This video never gets old

  • @stephaniecammuso529
    @stephaniecammuso529 Před 2 lety +74

    How would he know what ranch tastes like if he’s never had veggies? Does he put it on his steak?

  • @vegetable1495
    @vegetable1495 Před 4 lety +5253

    Ryan breathes air for the first time
    “Ew I don’t like it.”
    Edit: Bruh that’s a lotta likes

  • @dramaticScar
    @dramaticScar Před 4 lety +1668

    "It TaStEs LiKe A tReE"...
    COMING FROM THE GUY THAT NEVER ATE FRUIT OR VEGETABLES... BUT SOMEHOW KNOWS THE TASTE OF A TREE

  • @josephreed5428
    @josephreed5428 Před 2 lety

    Cody took the spitting out of that snap pea personal my g

  • @4O4-Error.
    @4O4-Error. Před 2 lety +1

    Ryan just never fails to disappoint me!

  • @cici665
    @cici665 Před 4 lety +1934

    "I'm not used to eating something like... from earth"
    Holy shit wtf he's been eating then alien food

    • @Saintofmoney
      @Saintofmoney Před 4 lety +63

      He's the only one that successfully got in area 51😮🤐

    • @Saintofmoney
      @Saintofmoney Před 4 lety +3

      Plus the FBI wants your address and mine whoa

    • @bigballsbee
      @bigballsbee Před 4 lety

      You Got This From Reaction Time

    • @parkchimmin7913
      @parkchimmin7913 Před 4 lety

      So he’s never eaten fruits, vegetables, and grains?

    • @tcu1099
      @tcu1099 Před 4 lety

      24hours this made me laugh harder than it should have

  • @luvrboyaudio5225
    @luvrboyaudio5225 Před 3 lety +6532

    bruh his organs wilding after finally getting nourishment for the first time in 20 sumn years