5 Min Crafts: Giant Sandwich
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“These are just edible crafts!” Yes Cody.... recipes.
If you are in the comments looking for Cody’s new banger, it’s called *Big Goddamn Sandwich* Thank me later 😄
sheevina9 lmao you made a different account to keep telling people to go to your upload hahaha nice man.
@@sheevina9 fuck! thanks! you the real mvp
Hahaa
she was buying celery, he was buying ingredients for a mega sandwich
could I make it any more obvious
#ReLaTiNShIpGoAlzzzz
#topcommentgod
*rose'
#soulmatesatholefoods
New title: old man with a drinking problem makes his wife a regular sandwich
Hahhahahahaha this geniuenly made me laugh
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Daddy’s getting drunk again
They aren’t married yet
@@watercoloureyesssssssss yes they are 😡😡😡😡🤮
“the apples cousin” 💀💀
Damn you added so much to the video
Eskil Kristiansen Damn you added so much to this comment
Hey yengest No need to be so rude
Eskil Kristiansen exactly we are nice here
Yengest this apology was so beautiful, it brought tears to my eyes. You are truly a good soul 🙏
with each 5 min crafts he loses a bit of his sanity
Of what little he had left
I’m starting to think he was never sane in the first place
mkrd true
is that Rachmaninoff?
@@HatemSinokrot yeah lol
alternative title:
watching cody ko fall into alcoholism and eat a medium-sized sandwich
The Bitch that’s seems accurate 😂
Also if you guys are looking for the song from the video - I’ve uploaded it💖
Bruh this ule23OO is commenting on literally every thread 👎
Frosty Flames lol I’m bored, and if people are looking for the song they probably can’t find it with out me ❤️
ule2300 how will someone looking for the song find it in the replies to a comment that doesn't have anything to do with the song.
Lmao my ass really said “yes chef” then immediately 🖕🏻. Then Kelsey did the same and I’m so proud.
a yo stan taeyeon bruh
Lol same
Yo same lmao
Saaame lmao
When Kelsey came into the frame I was like WOW SHE’S REALLY TALL but then remembered that she’s standing beside her medium-sized boyfriend
"That's a lot of damage."
Cody: buys enough ingredients for 100 sandwiches
Cody: makes two regular sized sandwiches
Is that what regular sized looks in the US? They had to open their mouths wide for the sandwich to fit that doesn't sound regular to me
2 pretty normal sized sandwiches 😂LOL I uploaded the full song from the video to my channel 🔥👍
Mr Blooper “specialty” sandwiches (kinda like the one they made, with fries, steak, and lots of extra ingredients), are often found at restaurants as opposed to delis, and are often that large.
@@galacticunicorns5801 gotta question how they stay fit if that's a regular meal for them the XD ty for the reply btw
@@mrblooper1994 seems medium to me
me: YES CHEF
cody: yOu’RE A loSeR
me: yes chef 😔
laine friesen he literally pulled an idiot sandwich on us 😓
I said yes chef audibly and then he called me a loser and i was cackling laughing
@@wikkidspork9492 lmao same
Lol true
im so high and i did it so confidently lmao
The fact that i actually said "yes chef" loud and proud and then i got called a loser cut me deep in the soul
Just know that at least 100,000 people said it too, including me.
For real. I was happy when she respond Fuck you
Hello darkness my old friend🎶
I am living at Turkey and I went to his restaurant and his restaurant actually makes really delicious foods.
Nerde
@@ngkvys3315 istanbul avrupa yakasinda hatay medeniyetler sofrasi diye geciyor
@@recordit9676 inanmıyorum dibimdeymis adam!
Bruh Cody has a restaurant and it slaps
Does he smile friendly-ly when he cooks his food?
Cody calling a 22-year-old a “kid” shows how old he really is
maggie as someone who turns 27 next month, this comment hurt me
@@melrose8213 27? He's well into his 60's hon
Deco 60’s? you’re being kind😳 he’s in his late 80s
madeira lee no way. at LEAST mid nineties
Lads he’s a bicentenarian
You know he’s gettin old when he refers to a 22 year old as a kid
some do that with people their age so...
22 year olds are kids tho. you're not NOT a "kid" till you're 30 imo.
Jae Anabelle Redford agreed
Jae Anabelle Redford id say 25.
@@jenna637 as a 22 yr old i can confirm im a child
Cody: I'm gonna censor that cus they don't sponsor this
Also Cody: *continues to place can down with the label facing foward*
that’s what i was thinking
was gonna like but it had 69 likes :(
@@marthagazzard3551 I commend you for your selfless decision to keep the funny sex number 🤝
@@wantedwig no longer funny sex number😕
THANK YOU. the fucking satisfaction i have from seeing someone else pointing it out is immeasurable and my day is made
07:08 Cody's smile when Kelsey said "yes chef" was so cute, she's supporting her man
Me saying yes chef: :)
Cody calling me a loser: :(
He not only bullied us, he bullied his girlfriend😭
Dude I bet when you watched Dora as a kid you probably spoke to your TV too didn't you? Fucking loser
Fucking DEGENERATE, oh my god dude you're such a FUCKING piece of shit
Quack I’ve uploaded the full song on my channel for your listening pleasure 😄❤️
I just came to the comments after this incident, so that the comments can comfort me :)
@@kylebroflovski6382 wow someones angry lol
10% 5 minute crafts
10% smiling guy
80% Cody slapping things and being generally drunk
Edit: Cody looking fresh in quarentine rn
hi mobile. btw onision is onion?
Just how I fucking like it.
He wasn’t drunk he had 1 mf hard seltzer
Big Ligma he had 3, did you not finish the video?
Dude u forgot 25% intro
The culinary major in me is screaming at the way he chops onions
I’m sorry did you see Cody cut onions lol
“I’m blacked out” *throws fries*
“Putting onion salt on onions? That’s hysterically redundant”
"I'm a medium sized dude" is what every small sized dude says to make himself feel better.
As a medium sized dude I can confirm
As a large size dude I also confirm
As shaq I can confirm
As sized, I medium confirm
short king 😤
Cody: "Can I get a "Yes, Chef"? 3, 2, 1.."
Me: "Yes, Chef."
Cody: "If you did that, you're a loser."
Me: "I will remember this betrayal."
We losers must unite
I said it all 3 times and got called a loser every time F
Same
I might have muttered it under my breath but it still hurt😔
Same
My favorite running gag on the channel is Cody asking Kelsey what her favorite cheese is and being surprised yet again that it's swiss
i'm pretty sure my favorite part is where he keeps saying he's a vegan but eats the meat with very obvious enjoyment
plot twist- the chef is actually just really tiny and he's only making slightly large food
Panda Plays wow my mind is blown
the chef is a short king
he is actually pretty tall
just like Cody
that dosent explain his creepy ass smile
"CAN I GET A YES CHEF!?"
me: YES CHEF
"If you actually did that you're a loser."
still me : YES CHEF
"WHAT ARE YOU?!"
"An idiot sandwich..."
yes chef :(
SAME omfg
When he said that it low key hurt my feelings lol
Looser gang! Yesiiir
Cody: I cant imagine a more boring video than me cleaning my apartment
Gabbie Hanna: Cody Ko attacked me
Seeing people in public without masks is so alien to me now
i really said ''yes chef" all excited just for Cody to tell me that i am a loser
smh
Wisal Alhinai loser
i said it every time lol
same 😭💀
Same😢
Same, and I cried
When I said "yes chef"
And Cody called me a loser....I then knew how the Dobre brothers felt 😞
Chachi's Adventures LOL 😂
Hey if you also are looking for the song *Big Goddamn Sandwich* from the video - I’ve uploaded it 💖🥩
He's a true "cybuh boowee" 🥺
i felt that lmao
if I said it in my head, does that still make me a loser? asking for a friend
When Cody says “Smile more” in the description
*nostalgia intensifies*
cody cooking in his kitchen at night feels like a big warm hug for some odd reason
This is just store brand "Dinner With Kelsey"
Carson Jones it’s a big goddamn sandwich 🥪
omg Kelsey's "yes chef" only to get called out with a "LOSER"
@Peachy I did the exact same when he first did it xD
i felt for it big sad
I felt real stupid when he called me a loser after listening to him
don‘t disrespect my man Burak like that (joke)
but he actually is a very good person, helping poor kids for their education, sending groceries to cities that had earthquakes
I can’t be the only one who said “yes chef!” 🥺😭💀
“I’m a medium sized dude.”
Okay, Short King.
Smol boi
Little MOUSEY boy who lives in the WALLS and eats CHEESE!
Let's stand for the anthem
Cody: Say "yes chef"!
Me, attemping to be supporitve: Yes chef
Cody: You're a loser
Me: ...Yes, Chef
You’re officially his bitch now 👏
Like #420 ❣ losers unite!
He’s like a real chef
Soy boy
idiot sandwich
*uses yellow onions that don’t make you cry when you cut them*
Cody: “unlike you weaklings I don’t cry when cutting onions”
hold the fucking phone
yellow onions don't make you cry? I didn't know that...
@@louisepepino872 depends on the yellow onion, depends how sharp ya knife is
Cody: *Drinks one (1) Truly Seltzer*
Also Cody: “I’m fucking blacked out!”
*when cody calls you a loser for saying “yes chef”:* :(
*when cody calls you his sous chef:* :)
makenna eh comment
Hes making me feel like im in a toxic relationship lol
You spelt sue chef wrong
Space Stalin wow ur such smol brain
@@TreeBears you spelt small wrong
*Cody:* I can't imagine a more boring video than me cleaning up my apartment
*Also Cody:* makes a normal size sandwich
well, it's less boring FOR HIM hah
Us: Watching the full video and enjoying it.
Totally didnt spoil the video for someone scrolling through comments
Meredith Morgan I came to the comments to see if anyone would drag her hahaha
@@chongolius oops too bad for ya
I work for TJ’s and was surprised to see that they didn’t let you film, also you can make a great grilled cheese with some pepper jack, that sourdough loaf, a bit of jalapeños, and some mayo spread on both sides of the slice of bread
He doesn’t start by cutting onions, but by smiling directly at the camera like a weirdo. lol
all the dislikes are the people who got called a loser after saying "yes chef"
Jack Shintaku or dobre bros fans
True
Jack Shintaku and vegans
I actually did and now my sister thinks I am retarded
I almost cried when he said that
me saying “yes chef” after he asked for it:
cody: if you really said that, you’re a loser
me: :(
Emily Marvin loser
Emily Marvin Lmao I just said “I fucking know, CODY”
Yo guys if you are looking for the song from the video - I’ve uploaded it for the gang 💖
Don't listen to him, he's just a Mr. Struggle 😒
Literally
I've never heard a more accurate description of why cznburak is entertaining
A grilled cheese withOUT a recipe?!?! We’ll color me impressed
When he drank the truly and didn’t say “tastes like piss” 😔
Miss those vlogs :(
I’m PISSED cody wasn’t creepily smiling for the entire cooking time
hi taylor. btw onision is onion?
@@MrDankTM are you ok?
To cheer up after you called us a loser I’m gonna take a shot for every time you fix your hair....I should be drunk fairly soon
"Can I get a 'yes chef'?"
"Yes, chef."
"One, two, three-"
"Oh shit- yes, chef."
"If you actually did that you're a loser."
"Yeaaah."
New vid title: “Cody gets drunk and eats a sandwich.”
Madison Cushman i-
Have a great day
Madison Cushman are you canadian?
Madison Cushman you too pal
3.3k likes and only 4 replies??
Cody: "I hate cutting vegetables."
Also Cody: "I swear I'm vegan."
totally also not because he ate meat or whatever
@@hey9433 he was clearly very emotionally distraught that he was forced to handle that meat for content no one questions that
@@reptaial2241 *so no one*
alternative title: man with severe drinking problems makes sandwich for his gradaughters first day of school
Oh my lord I love your profile picture! 💙💙
15:15 I could see the rage in his face
“22 year old kid” Its good that Cody still respects the youth in his old age
i just turned 22 last week and that made me feel so weird
If you are in the comments looking for the song, it’s called *Big Goddamn Sandwich* Thank me later 😉
Cody: *feel a 5 minute craft vibe*
Also Cody: *slaps moist meat continuously*
love that song at the end
Cody: Boo hoo I don’t cry because I’ve got nerves of steel 😃👍
Kelsey: Tell them the real reason, it’s because you have contacts
Cody: *sigh* it’s because I have contacts 😔
cody, a 29 year old, being impressed that he made a grilled cheese sandwich has the same energy as my brother, a 22 year old, asking me how to make rice.
Ralalaize but can he rap about it?
Idk how to make rice 😐
My older brother, 18, asked what to do after putting the ingredients in the blender to make a smoothie. “Press blend,” I said. “Oh yeah,” he replied.
Men 🙄
50 year old*
“Hey sir you dropped an apple.”
“You mean a tomato?”
“Ah yes, the apple’s cousin.”
I don’t know why that was so funny to me.
Literally one of the funniest things I've ever heard. Made better by the fact that it was a guy in a grocery store. Imagine the confidence.
well hey, tomatoes are called earth apples in a lot of languages so maybe it's secretly super clever
i don't get it
If you wanna listen to the song I’ve uploaded it to my channel 😂
Saibellus i think u meant potatoes
I love this cook with cody
Cody Ko is my spirit animal
“Ah yes the apple’s cousin” is such a John Mulaney joke I can’t explain it
More like Chandler's joke
Holy shit that's true
there's a horse in the hospital!
He has a bit that has something like "ah numbers...the letters of math" in it, maybe that's why
hi carol. btw onision is onion?
cody: “don’t call me old, i’m not old”
also cody: “a 22 year old kid”
Thatgirlnamedlucy he ain’t 22
Charlie Jennings no Cody said 22 year old kid about some dude at trader joes
Charlie Jennings bruh
Everybody knows Cody is 39. Also if you are looking for the song from the video - I’ve uploaded it for the gang 💖
Ngl I binge watched that chefs 30+ videos . Ty cody
Am I the only one that went full on Dora the Explorer and said "yes Chef" at the prompt, only to get shit on for my dedication? 😂😂
No
I like to imagine that because it didn’t show cody washing his hands after he handled that meat that he just brushed his hair back with a bunch of meat juice
he doesnt use hair gel
only *meat*
Thought that too 😂😂
I assumed that's why he has such good hair
Thought the same thing lol
The faucet didn’t move at any point
Cody: holding giant pieces of raw meat
Cody in the immediate next shot: running his hands through his hair
me: *concern*
sammi ranae ummm... he obviously washed his hands or you would still see all the seasoning on them 😂 please don’t have so little faith in my man
Drunk
UOkayJim? 1 haha I assumed. just the way it was cut one shot directly after the other, for the first second I was like oh my gOD
sammi ranae i thought the same thing sjshsjshshs
He uses the grease as hair gel
Anyone else just feel the chill night vibes of this video? Like we're there with them
I love that guy he actually makes my day
I really went out of my comfort zone and screamed “yes chef!” by myself in my apartment when he counted down, then was immediately shamed by his following comment. #neveragain
Same, except I said fuck you after. And then I laughed when Kelsey said the exact same thing.
Losers
Saame😂
Jake Hardin why did i say yes chef everytime he asked
Tesla Corley I did too 😂
cody: has a SIP of alcohol
*3 seconds later*
“yeah i’m REALLY FEELIN IT NOW! HAHA QUIRKY!!”
Emma Ramage he’s such a lightweight
Just FYI if you also are in the comments looking for the song, it’s called *Big Goddamn Sandwich*
found the joke huh
um he chugged half of the bottle
he had an empty stomach and he's a smol bean...or should I say short king
You said hogie and my heart exploded 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
I said no when he said "can i get a yes chef"
:)
Everyone's talking about the “yes chef” and the seltzer, but nobody's acknowledged the sandwich BARS
hi colorr. btw onision is onion?
@@MrDankTM the hell
Get your bunk ass check mark bullshit comments off these comments Jod
the sammich beat went off
when Cody said “I’m a medium guy” it really just warmed my heart. Love to see him manifesting his dreams so one day he won’t be a little mousy boy who hangs out in the walls. Sending positive energy his way!
The Secret™
🐁 mouse or not, If you are in the comments looking for his new banger, the song from the video is called *Big Goddamn Sandwich* 💯
GlibbaTron Issa joke
I love cooking with Kelsey😍
loved the beat
*slaps meat
Cody:whos your daddy
Me: Yes chef
Loser 🤣🤣🤣🤣
hi jack. btw onision is onion?
@Tim Evans wtf dude
What is happening in this comments thread...
JODisHere bruh u comment under every “popular”comment
I would like to thank kelsey for avenging us for the “yes chef” shit he pulled on us
Ughh! You again?
Tristan Chaplin lol
Tristan Chaplin yes unfortunately
@@ughitsmeagain6581 DAMNIT!
Am i the only one who actually thought his meat solo was bangin
these beats are so fire
Cody: I’m gonna censor it cuz they don’t sponsor me.
Also Cody: Literally the next shot has it facing the camera.
If you are in the comments looking for the song, it’s called *Big Goddamn Sandwich* 🤘🏽
Then the 45 second clip of him drinking it was so awkward 😂
The fact that cody keeps fixing his hair after touching all the food gives me anxiety
luchi punkt Same
yessir!
Eyyyy leave ma boy alone you hater
Hallo Du Schalom Schalom du opfer
@@hallodu3213 I hope that you aren't serious
The “Yes, Chef” command from Cody trigger my Cook training hardcore
Cody your just the best in every way you just are
me: yes chef! :)
Cody: *l o s e r*
me: :(
Lolzy
13:40
Yvonne Gonzalez I’m with ya! Yes Chef!
That kinda hurted me doe like why would you say that 😣👉👈
Cody: can I get a YES CHEF!
Me: YES CHEF😀
Cody: if you said that you’re a loser
Me: 👁👄👁
Nessa W sameeee, i felt extremely roasted *shocked pikachu face*
👉😶👈
Yeah when he counted down I just said it and like l-
LMAO me too
Haha at least 1000 people said it...
Including me
"Elderly man spanking his meat and cheese in front of camera" would have been a better title tbh.
I LITERALLY GOT A TRULY AD THIS IS THE BEST TIMELINE
Cody: YES I'm vegan. YES I eat meat. we exist.
Yes i no. No I'm yes. We no yes.
YES i’m a virgin. YES i have sex. we exist.
YES I’m an alcoholic. NO I don’t drink. We exist.
Yes im a man. Yes im a woman. We ExIst QuEeEeEeEeEeN
Get it, because it's not possible, gender fluid isnt real youre just crazy :)
As a vegan, this made me laugh. 😂
The fact that Cody didn't roll up his sleeves is giving me so much anxiety
And keeps touching his hair
God, I would not allow him in my Fucking Kitchen
all I'm thinking throughout the video is 'i hope he washes his hands in between the jump cuts'
Now that you've said that I can't stop noticing it...
Damn you for pointing that out lol
Nobody
Literally nobody
Not even a single soul
The special kid during cooking class:
10:50
This video is absolutely chaotic.
I love it.
Cody in bed: can I get a yes chef
Kelsey: wtf
hi austin. btw onision is onion?
@@MrDankTM dude why are you replying this on everyone's comments.....
@@MrDankTM Your channel is so dead wtf lol
“That was like a 22 year old kid who said that” damn Cody’s getting older
Yo guys if you are looking for the song from the video - I’ve uploaded it for the gang 💖
I mean he’s already a grandpa but now it’s actually coming true
1:48 Rudolph, with your nose so bright, won't you guide my sleigh tonight?
The montage song was a bop . He sings so well 😭😂💀
no one:
cody: *gets drunk off a truly*
He can't help it. Standing at only 3'10", he gets drunk very easily.
Conner Stoneburner yes
Old people get drunk easier
His truly drunk
I was totally waiting for him to say tastes like piss