"My Heart Will Go On" at a Comedy Club

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  • čas přidán 16. 04. 2024
  • Pure chaos with a tiny bit of whip song.
    Also, I know the door wouldn’t have supported both their weights. Don’t come at me in the comments.
    #renfaire #renfest #circus #jacqueszewhipper #comedy #standup #titanic #celinedion #myheartwillgoon
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Komentáře • 69

  • @elflass5544
    @elflass5544 Před měsícem +220

    I can only imagine the battle between Jacques and Ses for space on the door. "Scoot over!" "I'm on the edge as it is!" "No there's lots of room!" *Both tumble into the ocean*

  • @muzicfreek1986
    @muzicfreek1986 Před měsícem +100

    "Listen folks, 1997 was a rough year for any guys named Jack." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @DukeDarkshadow
    @DukeDarkshadow Před měsícem +43

    Rose: "I'll never let go, Jacques!"
    *suddenly.....in the dark, foggy distance* : "SLAYERRRRRRRRR!!!!"
    Jacques: "Alright, see ya Rose. I'm outta here."

    • @Deathbird_Mitch
      @Deathbird_Mitch Před měsícem +6

      Jaques hops on the baddest looking jetski ever, and they rig the door to the back and drag it like a Deck Tube.😅

    • @peggywoods4327
      @peggywoods4327 Před 23 dny +2

      I think I laughed harder at this than the video 😂💀🤘

  • @l.p.864
    @l.p.864 Před měsícem +80

    French girls comment was perfect.

  • @CharleeRed
    @CharleeRed Před měsícem +63

    "i haven't heard this fucking song in 30 years" 😂

    • @fireline4765
      @fireline4765 Před měsícem +6

      I completely forgot that this song had lyrics.

    • @waffles3629
      @waffles3629 Před měsícem +3

      Yeah, I was watching thinking "Wait, I'm pretty sure the movie is younger than me and I'm not 30". 😂

  • @flowerfaerie8931
    @flowerfaerie8931 Před měsícem +153

    I need to know if he knows that he’s uploaded this right after the anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic.
    Does he fucking know because the timing is ON POINT.

    • @kanon_natsuki
      @kanon_natsuki Před měsícem +20

      well.. if he did not he know now since he will read most of the comments XD

    • @kiciaharleyofalabama6105
      @kiciaharleyofalabama6105 Před měsícem +4

      Only 5 days late lol

    • @flowerfaerie8931
      @flowerfaerie8931 Před měsícem +5

      @@kiciaharleyofalabama6105 No? Two days late lmao. The Titanic went down at roughly 2:20 AM on April 15.

    • @kiciaharleyofalabama6105
      @kiciaharleyofalabama6105 Před měsícem +2

      @@flowerfaerie8931 your right got 12 from the year it sank, not the day..my bad.

    • @flowerfaerie8931
      @flowerfaerie8931 Před měsícem +2

      @@kiciaharleyofalabama6105 Nah you’re good, it happens.

  • @thecatofnineswords
    @thecatofnineswords Před měsícem +76

    "Hold me. Hold me." words we all love to hear from Jacques.

  • @SkitSkat674
    @SkitSkat674 Před měsícem +63

    Now I'm seeing a drawn picture of Ses in my mind of him sprawled across a couch in a sexy pose one arm laying along his side with hand resting across his hip, other arm acting as a headrest with a smile and a rose held in his teeth.

    • @ilovefunnyamv2nd
      @ilovefunnyamv2nd Před měsícem +5

      Well if you're seeing the drawing, SHARE IT!
      but yes, it is quite the visual....quite the visual indeed. indeed.
      what were we talking about again?

    • @mynx369
      @mynx369 Před měsícem +5

      Unfortunately I'm seeing it too!! Sadly it's burned into my retinas and I'm going blind because of it.😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🥰

    • @fandude41
      @fandude41 Před měsícem +5

      @@mynx369 Now replace that with Jacques doing *ALL* the single ladies.
      ...The **DANCE** people.

    • @rebekahv5185
      @rebekahv5185 Před měsícem +1

      LMAO!! 😂🤣

  • @CrystalFier
    @CrystalFier Před měsícem +73

    James Cameron actually did that experiment, and proved that, while they could both technically fit, they would've both been in water.

    • @kristencawker2582
      @kristencawker2582 Před měsícem +14

      Actually just saw a mythbusters episode that proved it was plausible for both Jack and Rose to fit on the door and not die

    • @waffles3629
      @waffles3629 Před měsícem +18

      Mythbusters figured out that if they tied the lifejacket under the door they would've both been out of the water enough to survive. Comfortable no, survive yes.

    • @DestinyHetzler
      @DestinyHetzler Před měsícem

      Hate to rell you, neither character was smart enough to figure that out. ​@@waffles3629

  • @deaththeraven7930
    @deaththeraven7930 Před měsícem +38

    I think I laughed way too hard at this. ‘’ If we find door that we can both fit on. You will let me on God dammit.” If they ever do a titanic remake they need to add that line. ❤❤❤❤

  • @dolphin64575
    @dolphin64575 Před měsícem +19

    Jacques: Ses, hold me.
    Ses: RIGHT for the pecs

  • @JohnHollowell
    @JohnHollowell Před měsícem +24

    This whole show was great! Thanks for making your way out to Raleigh!

    • @hdwelker
      @hdwelker Před měsícem +2

      I was also there and the issues with the shape made it hillarious

    • @stacysuttle3212
      @stacysuttle3212 Před měsícem

      Same!!

  • @teddychu1177
    @teddychu1177 Před měsícem +13

    Feels like it's been 84 years....

  • @allyndeimos
    @allyndeimos Před měsícem +5

    The reenactment we didn't know we needed!!!

  • @stacysuttle3212
    @stacysuttle3212 Před měsícem +5

    I was at this show! Jack wasn’t kidding about how close the audience was seated to the stage!

  • @SoKeefe4ever
    @SoKeefe4ever Před měsícem +9

    We love Jacque's parodies of songs!

  • @RamenNoodle1985
    @RamenNoodle1985 Před měsícem +10

    Oh man, how are you able to improve like that, cause I'm with Ses - I haven't heard that song in 30 effing years either 😂

  • @ZombieQueen819
    @ZombieQueen819 Před měsícem +3

    Jacques,,, always makes me happy 🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @jmkaira
    @jmkaira Před měsícem +2

    I was having an awful day and this just made it ALLLLLL better, thank you! 😂

  • @Camfan18YT
    @Camfan18YT Před 24 dny

    "THAT YOU'LL LET ME ON THE GODDAMN DOOR DAMNIT!!!!!"
    I was jumscared

  • @davidcunningham00
    @davidcunningham00 Před měsícem +1

    I enjoyed your shows today at Scarborough

  • @frostfang1
    @frostfang1 Před měsícem

    Im glad hes on team door for two. Mythbusters can kiss my hearf of the ocean.

  • @caraslaboszewski2275
    @caraslaboszewski2275 Před měsícem

    Jacques, remember physics. Jack's added weight on the door would have killed them both.

  • @adrianne7882
    @adrianne7882 Před měsícem

    If you ever go to the Titanic museum in Branson Mo you can actually feel how cold the water was that faithful night. They have a timer to see how long you last. That water is cold enough that moving around even a little bit hurts.
    My point is that yes they both could have been on the door but with how cold the water was, every time on of them went back into the water it would be like needles sticking you. So I think it’s more about cold pain than anything.

  • @aimeetaeorae1533
    @aimeetaeorae1533 Před měsícem

    With the floating door, I always thought it was a buoyancy issue.
    When Rose was on the door and Jack tried to get on as well, it started to sink.

  • @Friendly_Gamer_Mom
    @Friendly_Gamer_Mom Před měsícem

    Was watching the shorts before this video, and i had a song though. No idea if I will ever catch a show with you live, but if you can sneak in video with Earth, Wind & Fire - Let's Groove, much appreciation. It was the Du Hast skit that made me think of this, ...Despacito (minus Justin Bieber).

  • @thecountrygardener3072
    @thecountrygardener3072 Před měsícem +1

    Omg! Just found out you will be at scarborough fair this weekend! Cant wait to actually see your show live on sunday!!

  • @blazehawk3410
    @blazehawk3410 Před měsícem +2

    Lmao have a awsome day 😂

  • @TheWolfSannin
    @TheWolfSannin Před měsícem +7

    For flips sake. In titanic, you can see he tries to get on the door and it doesn't support them both. It sinks. So in order to keep rose out of the water, jack could not get on the damn door!

    • @saraquill
      @saraquill Před měsícem

      Mythbusters showed it would float if they stuffed their life vests underneath.

    • @waffles3629
      @waffles3629 Před měsícem

      Mythbusters figured out that if they tied the lifejacket under the door they would've been out of the water enough to survive.

  • @MycontentisgoldJerryGold
    @MycontentisgoldJerryGold Před měsícem

    Before I even looked at the sign, I recognized the Raleigh Amtrak station at the lower right of the mural. 👀

  • @MegaAlexis92
    @MegaAlexis92 Před měsícem +1

    Omg this is funny

  • @tracybradford5338
    @tracybradford5338 Před měsícem

    Pure gold 😂

  • @BethLitke
    @BethLitke Před měsícem

    Give him a like everyone!

  • @poetpeacegraceandlove
    @poetpeacegraceandlove Před 22 dny

    Perfect😅

  • @Marquise1
    @Marquise1 Před měsícem

    I don't have enough thumbs for this. ^.^

  • @Fazeythegoat
    @Fazeythegoat Před 28 dny

    SLAAYERRRR

  • @ferretyluv
    @ferretyluv Před měsícem

    Mythbusters proved that no, they wouldn’t have fit on the door.

  • @clanogden
    @clanogden Před měsícem

    Yes

  • @poetpeacegraceandlove
    @poetpeacegraceandlove Před 22 dny

  • @woodkiller4496
    @woodkiller4496 Před měsícem +2

    so silly

  • @randomhandle3
    @randomhandle3 Před měsícem +1

    Has anyone ever requested Rap God?

  • @PawPawKellum
    @PawPawKellum Před měsícem

    I assume Ren Fairs are not wheelchair friendly, especially electric wheelchairs… and especially when raining.
    I really have no clue, but that stopped me from even hoping to go to the one here and see y’all.

    • @melindadawngarren5137
      @melindadawngarren5137 Před měsícem +1

      It really depends on the location of the fair. It wouldn't hurt to email or call any Ren fairs near you that you want to attend.

  • @clickchick760
    @clickchick760 Před měsícem +12

    So lovely that I had to watch it twice.