Can I Whip the Head Off a Wooden Doll?

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  • čas přidán 4. 05. 2023
  • Check out Lee's work at Helveworkshop.com and follow him on IG @helvehistorictrades
    Lee approached me right after my appearance on America's Got Talent with an offer to collaborate. We finally met up in September after one of my shows where I proposed... this unique idea. Months later, here's the result.
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  • @JacquesZeWhipper
    @JacquesZeWhipper  Před rokem +85

    Lee's Work: Helveworkshop.com
    IG: @Helvehistorictrades

    • @KL005
      @KL005 Před 4 měsíci

      ALLONZ Y HON HON HON

    • @Indy44636
      @Indy44636 Před 2 měsíci

      Hey jaquese ze whipper I bet you enjoyed scarring off Simon

  • @rhonal4198
    @rhonal4198 Před rokem +311

    I can just imagine when his neighbours have friends over and they just start hearing a bunch of sharp sudden noises next door. The neighbours are just like 'Nah my neighbour is a whipper'.

  • @mamadragon2581
    @mamadragon2581 Před rokem +396

    My wedding had a medieval theme. After the outdoor ceremony we told people that they would have a chance to slay dragons using their choice of either a greatsword or a double-headed battle axe. People looked confused because it was well known that I like dragons.
    Then we held up two Barney pinatas. The crowd got downright bloodthirsty after that.

  • @jedith123456789
    @jedith123456789 Před rokem +92

    "Let me introduce you to my little friend!" In Barney voice made my morning. Seriously
    3:36
    "I whip you, you whip me"
    Lmao

  • @ThriftingSquirrel
    @ThriftingSquirrel Před rokem +170

    That was full Exorcist Barney🤣

  • @murtaghmorzansson
    @murtaghmorzansson Před rokem +290

    I'm dying to know what your neighbors think about the whip cracks 😅

  • @waffles3629
    @waffles3629 Před rokem +30

    "We're gonna get demonetized for this" 🤣🤣
    When even Jacques can't keep a straight face 😂

  • @dingopearl
    @dingopearl Před rokem +101

    I had a dingo/aussie that, in a frenzy, ripped the head off Barney. We couldn't find the head--then we looked up at the ceiling fan and there was Barney's head. I miss that dog.

  • @elflass5544
    @elflass5544 Před rokem +212

    This was wildly satisfying to watch, despite Jack's disturbing Barney imitation😂 You guys have great chemistry: different from Jack & Ses, but equally fun. Also watching the dino's head spin was hilarious.

  • @AfterDarkParanormal
    @AfterDarkParanormal Před rokem +147

    You did what EVERY ONE OF US THAT ARE PARENTS....wanted to do!!!🤣✌️

    • @jessicah4462
      @jessicah4462 Před rokem +14

      Omg, yes!! My son is 31 and this was sweet, sweet revenge for endless hours of that purple pos 😆 Hated that damn dino, lol! Think I have ptsd because whenever I hear those opening bars of “I love you” I just want to break everything nearby.

    • @l.b.3148
      @l.b.3148 Před rokem +1

      @@jessicah4462 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @hokkaidowolf3
      @hokkaidowolf3 Před rokem +4

      not just parents... :P

    • @jessicapearson9479
      @jessicapearson9479 Před rokem

      Well.... YOU ARE THE PARENT. You could have just chosen to not let your son watch Barney. He didn't force you to let him watch it!

    • @firehorsewoman414
      @firehorsewoman414 Před 10 měsíci

      Can we do a teletubby next. I would find that extremely satisfying LOL

  • @Azylys-
    @Azylys- Před rokem +54

    If you walk into the woods and a dinosaur attacks you, who you're gonna call ?

    • @G3nderbee
      @G3nderbee Před rokem +7

      JACQUE ZE WHIPPER!!! (surprised no one's replayed yet)

    • @SodaDone
      @SodaDone Před 11 měsíci +1

      GHOSTBUSTERS

  • @caitlinwiththechevy
    @caitlinwiththechevy Před rokem +15

    I can just imagine the cops silently showing up, thinking something terrible is happening, then just creeping into the backyard to follow the whip cracks and see these two whipping a wooden Barney on a foldout table and laughing. 😂 💀

  • @12DAMDO
    @12DAMDO Před rokem +9

    "jokes on you i'm into that sht"
    ~Barney The Dinosaur

  • @rachaelknight-reigns4498
    @rachaelknight-reigns4498 Před 11 měsíci +11

    That we all collectively cheered from our couches, beds and toilets when you took his head off, is a testament to the glory and comedy of your craft. Thank You.

  • @ricebeansrockroll882
    @ricebeansrockroll882 Před rokem +14

    "Honey, he's in the yard again!"

  • @CurlyAndCurvy
    @CurlyAndCurvy Před rokem +111

    This was ridiculously fun to watch. I threw my arms up in celebration when you finally did it! 😄 Then I immediately felt guilty. 😂😂😂 Sorry, Barney 😅

  • @Mothman_In_a_T-Pose
    @Mothman_In_a_T-Pose Před rokem +83

    Ah, the mostly-wholesome chaos we all love.
    Absolutely hilarious and amazing, chaps.

  • @captainwasabi
    @captainwasabi Před rokem +35

    This would have totally traumatized my kids 25 years ago. Having survived Barney as a parent I cheered!

  • @kailey7385
    @kailey7385 Před rokem +4

    5:44
    YOU CAUGHT A BARNY! CONGRATS 🎊🎉
    You may now train him for battle!

  • @ffortissimo
    @ffortissimo Před rokem +12

    Now I want to see him gardening. Cutting grass and the bushes :D

  • @wolfmoon09able
    @wolfmoon09able Před rokem +6

    Lee is a MADMAN. He knows thats the business end right?!

  • @jamesdean8427
    @jamesdean8427 Před rokem +6

    god those pants are so wonderfully form-fitting.

  • @corneliaafara9682
    @corneliaafara9682 Před rokem +14

    "Smack him silly" had me chuckling!

  • @turquoisebirb
    @turquoisebirb Před rokem +5

    I mean, that definitely speaks to the quality of Lee's craft

  • @waffles3629
    @waffles3629 Před rokem +3

    "Sounds like a euphemism, it's not, I promise, welcome to the world of circus" 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @WolfricThorsson
    @WolfricThorsson Před rokem +16

    Really disappointed it didn't get as far as the indonesian whip, that thing's a beast! 😂

  • @krys6461
    @krys6461 Před rokem +2

    "I'll whip you, you whip me..." And just like that Jacques Ze Whipper is Bard O Switches

  • @JeccaJ
    @JeccaJ Před rokem +13

    The Cage is underrated.

  • @siren_star
    @siren_star Před rokem +11

    "We're gonna get demonetized for this" 😂

  • @deborahmarkley1891
    @deborahmarkley1891 Před rokem +18

    Watching Barney get whipped was the highlight of my day! Thanks!

  • @thesingleequestrian413
    @thesingleequestrian413 Před rokem +8

    I took a little break from cleaning stalls and it was so worth it. I had to watch Barney every day when i worked day care, or Erin would not nap. Thank you 😂

  • @carow7135
    @carow7135 Před rokem +41

    My brain read that as ‘Can I Whip Ze Head Off a Wooden Doll’ and had to double take 😂
    Edit: a bit sad it didn’t reach indo whip stage, would’ve loved to hear that bad boy in action again

  • @jmoney228
    @jmoney228 Před rokem +6

    you spin head right round... right round.... hehe

  • @kristenbergeron8515
    @kristenbergeron8515 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Him quoting Scar Face in Barney's voice is where i lost it. 😂

  • @carolmurray123
    @carolmurray123 Před rokem +8

    BEST. VIDEO. EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💜💜💜💜💜. If I ever get to see you at a Ren Faire I will certainly toss you a twenty for this!!

  • @Bookdragon11
    @Bookdragon11 Před rokem +1

    5:42 - aaaaaaand Barney is officially hooked!! 😂

  • @DaRichMan
    @DaRichMan Před rokem +12

    Yes. More stuff like this please, Mr. Ze Whipper.

  • @zlizgirl
    @zlizgirl Před rokem +6

    We need a Jacques Ze Whipper and SlowMoGuys collab!

  • @scilamaccagno2206
    @scilamaccagno2206 Před rokem +13

    This was great, but I must shield it from my daughter, who absolutely adored Barney as a child, lol 😂

  • @leonply
    @leonply Před rokem +2

    At 5:43
    I've heard of a hung jury, but never a hung Barney.
    This was gold. 🤣

  • @hibal6827
    @hibal6827 Před rokem +35

    this was way too fun to watch!! can't wait to see what other crazy ideas u guys will come up with 😂

  • @skunky74
    @skunky74 Před 10 měsíci +2

    I love watching the puff at the point of the whip crack. The whip creates a high pressure area where the moisture in the air condenses.

  • @olympic-gradelurker
    @olympic-gradelurker Před rokem +4

    I bet the neighbors just love this.

  • @jaded_gerManic
    @jaded_gerManic Před rokem +14

    Fabulous Jacques! I hate Barney, I love horror and that slow head spin is definitely gonna feature in a nightmare. I'm totally down as long as Ze Whipper is there too! 💜👾💜

  • @CoyoteMorningstar
    @CoyoteMorningstar Před rokem +2

    This just REEKS of SCA... it's just the kind of malarkey we used to pull with sword fighting. Barney was an endless target. We strapped Barney dolls to the fronts of our shields to get opponents to hit the shield instead of us... I LOVE JACQUES!!!!!

  • @sonyasandoval1477
    @sonyasandoval1477 Před rokem +1

    A slight variation on Ded Bob's Barney song: "Here's the news, Barney's dead, A guy named Jacques whipped off his head, His nasty wooden butt fell on the ground, everything's quiet in Barneytown!" I've hated Barney for years. This was downright funny!
    Have you ever considered doing the Arizona Renaissance Festival? I'd love to see your show in person. Here's a couple of song suggestions: Hit Me (Whip Me?) With Your Best Shot and Phantom of the Opera.

  • @mr_indie_fan
    @mr_indie_fan Před rokem +3

    "A suprise to be sure, but a welcome one!"

  • @tonyalongley353
    @tonyalongley353 Před rokem +2

    That was so funny! New song for Ren Faire! I’ll whjp you you whip me….. 😂😂😂😂

  • @stateofdisorder1
    @stateofdisorder1 Před rokem +7

    I love you two for doing what makes you happy, the Cage was awesome and I hope before I die that I get to see you live Jack. I could’ve face punched myself when I found out that you were in Sarasota not that long ago, I could’ve gotten to you to see you live 😭😭😭

  • @starrynyte158
    @starrynyte158 Před rokem +1

    Did his wife say something about it being loud on the receiving end??? Lmfao I'm sure that isn't what she meant, but I laughed😂😂😂

  • @marziandhermind
    @marziandhermind Před rokem +1

    When he got Barney with the 8 foot whip and was holding him up I was like “that’s a very interesting take on the fish tinder profile”

  • @8bitvictor
    @8bitvictor Před rokem +7

    Love it! This kinda content feels right at home at The Modern Rogue; now I kinda wanna see a collab 🤔

  • @pamfoster4460
    @pamfoster4460 Před rokem +3

    We had cadences in the military about how much we disliked (mildly stated) Barney, the Purple Dinosaur.

  • @1Kent
    @1Kent Před rokem +6

    Anytime you hear the phrase "just the tip"
    Brace yourself!

  • @gourmetgekko
    @gourmetgekko Před rokem +8

    This guy's like a real life captain America

  • @jakescomics9096
    @jakescomics9096 Před rokem +11

    Since you had Barney staring DIRECTLY at the main camera, I am not sleeping for about the next week. Thank you Jacque. 🥲

  • @s.b.7924
    @s.b.7924 Před 8 měsíci

    As long as it's barney, you have my blessings!!! When my daughter was young, that's all that was on TV. All the parents we knew hated that show.🤣🤣

  • @gailnix5462
    @gailnix5462 Před 10 měsíci

    Every parent that has ever had a child with that loved Barney is rejoicing.

  • @TheWeedMuseumLady
    @TheWeedMuseumLady Před rokem +6

    Thank you so much for doing this you don't know the trauma this creature has caused or maybe you did who might be a reason your whipping him

  • @briiabug
    @briiabug Před 10 měsíci +1

    Who knew you could fish wooden barney with a whip!! 😂 I friggin love it!

  • @creatrixcorvusarts876
    @creatrixcorvusarts876 Před rokem +16

    I don’t know why this was so satisfying, but it was! This was a fun collab!

  • @JaakM
    @JaakM Před 10 měsíci +1

    Seeing sound barrier being broken at around 5.23 was nice

  • @LS-um3zq
    @LS-um3zq Před rokem +2

    So funny! Love the Barney humor!

  • @-norsecode-
    @-norsecode- Před rokem +1

    "in the cage" I have perished right my eulogy 😅

  • @devildogdingman1
    @devildogdingman1 Před rokem +6

    I'm curious what is it about whips that you love. Now I've always wanted to try it because of Indiana John's but I know I'd be a danger to myself more than anything 🤣

  • @waffles3629
    @waffles3629 Před rokem +1

    Scarface Barney is not words I ever thought I would hear 😂

  • @valariemeltzer1059
    @valariemeltzer1059 Před rokem +5

    That was awesome. So very funny and entertaining. If the chain who can't do it nothing can.

  • @jacobyspurnger8488
    @jacobyspurnger8488 Před rokem +3

    Jaques whipping the head off of wood. Just a little head. 😂🤣

  • @NicholasMavrikBrandt
    @NicholasMavrikBrandt Před rokem +9

    I think you, and @KentuckyBallistics need to do some science with whips and ballistics gel and maybe giant roosters

  • @Scott-N-Atl
    @Scott-N-Atl Před rokem +4

    Jacques: I'll go back to my baseball roots.
    Me: Ah, that explains the cake. ;)

  • @lydialukes522
    @lydialukes522 Před rokem +2

    Is there a more noble cause to a 90s child than slaying the purple dinosaur??

  • @annettefournier9655
    @annettefournier9655 Před 10 měsíci +1

    I worked with a surgeon that quit practicing in his mid 30s to hand build sailboats. It's good to have a passion. Investments and a trust fund don't hurt either.😅

  • @ZombieQueen819
    @ZombieQueen819 Před rokem +3

    YAHOOOOOOOOO,, that was sweet to see 🎉🎉

  • @detectivecotton6824
    @detectivecotton6824 Před rokem +23

    I demand more whip challenges. That and a collaboration with Houston Jones, I think you guys would make a good pair

  • @flyingcabbit
    @flyingcabbit Před rokem +4

    This is what my childhood dreams where made of.

  • @cardshot
    @cardshot Před rokem +6

    Missed you in Maryland last year, Love your show, really hope you come back this year!

    • @JacquesZeWhipper
      @JacquesZeWhipper  Před rokem +4

      I’ll be back for their first weekend in late august

    • @cardshot
      @cardshot Před rokem +1

      @@JacquesZeWhipper I won’t miss it again!

  • @burningisis
    @burningisis Před rokem +3

    Now I totally need to practice my whip cracking on a Barney.

  • @morebakeder
    @morebakeder Před rokem +1

    been watching your musical shorts because they keep popping up in my recommended, but it took you decapitating Barny the dinosaur to get me to hit the subscribe button.

  • @LauraBrumback
    @LauraBrumback Před rokem +2

    Oh my lord. Came for the whipping, stayed for the gun show

  • @ferretyluv
    @ferretyluv Před 10 měsíci

    I do the dab for the elementary school kids I teach and they think it’s hilarious and do that “AWWWWWWW” sound whenever I do it.

  • @alisontheanimal4009
    @alisontheanimal4009 Před rokem +1

    Loved everything about it. No notes!

  • @bibliophilelady6106
    @bibliophilelady6106 Před rokem +2

    I didn't know he missed so often. Simon's balls were in a lot more danger that I thought on AGT.

  • @SweetSirenia
    @SweetSirenia Před rokem +3

    An EXTREME act of disrespect from one icon of New England public broadcasting to another! :)
    ("Barney & Friends" was produced by Connecticut Public Television.)

  • @KayKay-sz6yz
    @KayKay-sz6yz Před rokem +1

    Now I just want Jacques Ze Whipper and Slow Mo Guys to collab

  • @princessjjcosplay9517
    @princessjjcosplay9517 Před rokem +4

    Omg that was funny
    "I hate you you hate me let's hang barney from a tree with a knife in his chest and a whip across the head aren't you glad that Barneys dead"

  • @Dermatillomaniac
    @Dermatillomaniac Před 11 měsíci

    What a randomly fun way to start my week!!

  • @CoronaHero
    @CoronaHero Před rokem +1

    this is my new favorite video - can you show me that backcrack, I mean whip it to the left and then to the right - lol!

  • @sarahmoore4917
    @sarahmoore4917 Před rokem +1

    Whip him whip him good! Is it a bad sign that I really found you whipping Barney enjoyable. 🤔

  • @greeneyedbeauty50
    @greeneyedbeauty50 Před rokem +1

    Can't you imagine what the neighborhood thinks when they hear whipping!! 😂

  • @Debbie338
    @Debbie338 Před rokem

    Love the gunshot sounds of those chain whips!

  • @dulce.sirena
    @dulce.sirena Před rokem

    Is anyone else kinda in love with this man? I wish I could meet him and see a show in person

  • @randomlibra
    @randomlibra Před rokem +3

    Why have they not cast this man as GAMBIT in the XMen Marvel movies that are coming?

  • @AkumaChibi
    @AkumaChibi Před rokem

    .... that was... oddly satisfying to watch.

  • @Ujabzaktok
    @Ujabzaktok Před rokem +7

    This was amazing, I was smiling the whole time.

  • @marymarkezinis1119
    @marymarkezinis1119 Před rokem +2

    What a great video! Loved every second of it. Well done!

  • @tanyagarcia3721
    @tanyagarcia3721 Před rokem +1

    Well, something came off when you started with the little lighter chain whip. So that's how Barney died. Yay

  • @laraemitchell9064
    @laraemitchell9064 Před rokem

    The victory yell was in harmony.

  • @natalieschumacher4729
    @natalieschumacher4729 Před 10 měsíci

    Loved it!!!!! Hi from South Australia

  • @robwembley
    @robwembley Před rokem

    Looks like you finally got to whip Me Barney into shape !

  • @s_nunyabiznez
    @s_nunyabiznez Před 10 měsíci

    Omg, more videos with the big ol’ Indonesian whip! That thing is INSANE