Come to Daddy (2019) KILL COUNT
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MUSIC!!
~~Logo/"The Numbers"~~
"U Make Me Feel" by MK2
• U Make Me Feel - MK2
~~Introduction Section~~
"Darkest Child var A" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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• Kevin MacLeod ~ Darkes...
~~"The Kills"~~
"Slow Shock" by Silent Partner
• Slow Shock - Silent Pa... - Krátké a kreslené filmy
"So do you have a little message for your mommy?"
"Tell her I love her!"
"I'm gonna specifically tell her that you *don't* love her."
Comedy platinum right there.
What a fuckin savage
"I'm talking about mommy not her yoga teacher"
That part came on as soon as I read this
That crap belongs on r/madlads
Bastard!
'I'm not a murderer'
'You just killed someone literally five minutes ago!'
Finally a realistic horror movie character.
In self defense right? lol
Lol I laughed so hard like he did
The sound Elijah makes in response is what makes this line for me, like he’s shocked and also sort of offended.
Y'know, a jigsaw situation.
Elijah Wood looks like both a child AND a predator in this.
The original night owl is his dad... cool.
THAT'S where I knew him from!
That’s not the original night owl lol
He was in cooties
nah im the original night owl.
@@stardusttodorki2679 please don't remind me of that garbage film
As a Northern Irish person, the dude that acted as jethro done it well. Our accents are hard to understand but he made it so clear. GG mate.
Ayy I’m northern Irish too
@@youtubehero1764 ;)
I’m northern Irish too
Darn, I knew it was a familiar accent lol
Im from the Repub
Probably helped that he is from Belfast
"I like it!"
"No you don't"
Jeez I've never seen a character so relatable in such a long time.
timestamp?
3:13
00:00
This movie was really good and the few comedic parts were ACTUALLY funny...”I’m not a killer” “you just killed a guy 5 minutes ago”
Yup
Using that for dnd
Lol
I wish I had fire god lui kang but he s so hard to get.
@@matthewardern577 what
Fun fact: Elija wood is actually a part time DJ in real life.
@seeni gzty So you never watched Beverly Hillbillies. The son's name was Jethro.
@seeni gzty My nephew's name is Jethro, named after Moses' father in law. My dad named his kids biblical names starting with J, and my brother was the only one of the asshat's children who didn't hate the man enough to kick the two-generation tradition. Well, I say he was the only one who didn't hate him, but I can't know for sure since there's no telling how many half-siblings I have.
DJ Baggins
Be fun to have him dj for my grammas funeral
It's north of Ireland u anime freak
"I'm gonna specifically tell er', that ya' DON'T love er'."
Got me laughing like a jackal.
How is that funny lol
@@stars8924 he told him to tell his mom that he loves her
I feel like James is avoiding Zombieland 2 to keep his sanity.
Same xD
Ya
Yep
Yep tbh he should bc of Covid
@cizmargaming YT he just did the first one
Fun fact, during the early showing of this movie, they gave the audience pens that had "official shitty pen" printed on the side.
Damn i want one
Are they in different colours
Wow
I want a brown one
at beyond fest they handed out chocolate donuts which were meant to look like they were made out of shit
"Do I produce blazing beats?"
*y e s*
Wat????????????????????? I dunt get sh
It?.
@@isaachouse1664 rewatch the video then, the main character says that while talking to the fake father
@@sifsif2725 oh. Tank u sir✌
4:24
When dude groaned “Aurthur” I was cracking up quite a bit.
Coming back to this video for like the third time and it’s still hilarious
"If you still only know him as Frodo Baggins"
*A bag flying into his face*
Props to whoever edited that one
I didnt even know him as Frodo xD
Idk if zoran is still editing for him but that would be zoran the horror joke king
@Andrew Valentin that scene is legendary
The Good Son is his best role ( not being ironic)
Has anyone seen him in that movie Pawn Shop Chronicles?? He's a creepy little freak
I swear, James need to get hired to voice over ads, he makes them just that much more enjoyable
Very good idea I also would love to listen to that.
We do be simpin for james😳😂💀
zaxe well he is daddy
Ikr
PERIOD
So much Jethro Tull puns... I'm dying
The whole scene AND commentary of Dandy's death had me hysterical LMAO
“I can burp on command if that might... cheer ya up” is possibly the best damn thing I’ve ever heard in a movie
Yo, I can burp on command too
Sobble sameeee
I can burp on command too, but, I don't see how that's really gonna cheer someone up. I mean, burps can be funny, but that would not be the right time to do so....
YOU GUYS ARE TOO DANGEROUS TO BE LEFT ALIVE
@@literallywho_4387 how?
We need a kill count of the times James has faked his death when he gets to the numbers I feel like I've seen him fake die many many times
You fool, you don’t know James is an immortal being, known as “The Counter”
@@dumbdead8835 had me in the first half chief.
he has never "fake died", he's pulled a The Prestige on us, and it's just a new james every kill count
This would really be a kill count I'd wanna see!
Dead Meat: The Kill Countee
The director’s story about his father is the traditional Maori way of grieving when someone passes. The body is returned to the home after embalming. It’s really cathartic. My nana was bought home before burial in New Zealand, and I was able to grieve in my own way.
It’s based on life and death being celebrated.
"Beyonce, the Shakespear of single ladies."
-James 2020
LOL. I can't even believe this movie has that lyric in it. That is a Beyoncé deep cut for sure.
James with his enthusiasm is back and all is right in the world.
He is just happy he is not doing anything to do with I still know what you did last summer
Ikr his last video damn mad for some reason
Savage Kid: Because the movie he was covering was ass, or at least he thought so.
And with a snazzy outfit to boot.
N pm
That shirt James is wearing looks like the guy giving a presentation in class A Nightmare On Elm Street right before Nancy falls asleep.
Elliot Schnabel I was thinking more of Elevens shirt from season 3 but more 90’s
Looks like acid to me
Looks more like a bus-seat to me
@@IcelCR34M lol
Elliot Schnabel that sure is a crazy shirt. Edit: it’s like the personification of an acid trip but I kinda like it.
Norville: what's your favorite 90's PBS animated series?
Arthur: 18:28
That scene with Norval looking out the window and seeing Jethro in the woods was the first movie scene in a long time to legit give me chills. Thank you for the recommendation to watch the movie before this kill count, not a lot of people seemed to like it but I quite enjoyed it
Elijah Wood looks like a younger, less evil version of Jim Carrey’s Dr. Robotnik in this movie.
Dr. Robotnik’s origin Story
Jim carry fart grinch
bruh he looks like crayator lmao
Dammit someone beat me too it. XD
Yes
im still not over when he was so mad that he had to do a kill count on the movie he hated so much.
Same hehe
When?
redman rode Friday, I’ll always know what you did last summer
That review is the sole one I’ve ever seen him look so uninterested; similar to watching “Scars of Dracula” where you can see the disinterest of the late Christopher Lee.
But James is such a trooper for making it through “I’ll Always Know...” I wonder if he hates it more than the Roy Burns twist
@@LucyLioness100 There's also Thankskilling. Those almost killed him.
Jethro's death was incredibly disturbing to me just because of how realistic it is.
I'm dangerously curious when it comes to gore and sometimes you see things on liveleak or reddit that you never wanted to see, for me that was a man getting shot in the side of his head.
The reaction was incredibly similair to Jethro's reaction, Urgh it's making me uneasy...
I’m sorry bro.
@@jnhzrk6841 thanks bro, you don't have to feel sorry for me. I've seen shit, but it doesn't bother me anymore.
if you're talking about the guy who got shot in the car, he survived it somehow.
Same because I covered a case where dude got hacked in the head with a hatchet and went about his day like nothing happened till he died...even made himself breakfast like he wasn't bleeding by the pint.
It’s a free lobotomy!
I'm amazed James isn't a voice actor, his voice and overall comedic attitude make these videos extremely entertaining.
bro that is the most ‘dad shirt’ shirt i’ve seen in a while
Lol
What is a dad
@@TintedVisionMovies what is a dad
@@laurlaur8822 it's a man who makes a baby with your mom then you are exist.
@@laurlaur8822 The guy who left to get milk, remember?
Norville “I like your house”
Normal people “thanks”
Gordan “nO yOu dOnT”
Your mom is a poo pen
@@meow_bastard what?
@@meow_bastard nvm
@@meow_bastard what in the actually fuckity?
you mean...Gordon?
Jethro's death is so casual, and I don't know why but I find it so funny.
I also know Elijah Wood from Back to the Future 2. He was one of the kids in 2015 that was surprised Marty had to use his hands for Wild Gunman. I love his little face lol
That is maybe the funkiest shirt I've ever seen you wear on the kill count
how did you post this a day ago it just came out
conner hudson Patreons get early access
Lol
I really want that shirt...
@@connerhudson7923 same, I have no idea how this man did this time-travel shit
"Do I produce *blazing beats* ? Yes."
God, this movie man.
Elijah Wood DJ’s in real life so it’s probably a reference to that
Jim carry fart grinch
I wanna like but it's at 420 likes
Makes sense especially how Elijah wood is a DJ in real life
Nice nod the movie made there
Jeez man, all i did was quote the movie. Where the frick did these likes come from?? Thank!
0:52 saying "Frodo BAGgins" just as Elijah gets a bag to the face. I see what you did there!
I’m really liking this groovy shirt 🙈
Fun fact: That experience with his deceased dad the director talks about is a common tradition in Ireland. After a death; the body is returned to the house for a few days before the funeral for a wake. Relatives, friends and the community will come to pay their respects and support the family.
Ok
Uziel Yanez obviously without the hostage and kidnapping history 😂 but it is a good show of support and community, especially in rural areas
Aye... Though I'll never forget my brother's. I was absolutely crushed until his next birthday. It's not easy.
Common as a native anerican
It’s also a common tradition in the Philippines
Elijah wood looks like a 5 year old who's serving a 20 year sentence
Emperor Magnus Septim ll bbno$ got short
?
Loving all the Jethro Tull puns
Imagine if when that guy went down the hatch he found a scottish dude who says he has to type in a code every few hours.
I dont get it
Noriville is literally the luckiest unluckiest horror character ever.
Lmao yess
And also I ruined 333 likes :> ik this means nothing but I've always wanted to do something like that for some reason sjjsks
Just made it 499 lkkes
I mean the past week was pretty rough for sure but Nice Cage's character in Mandy definitely got the shorter straw in that one.
At least Norville lived a pampered life up until that point
This movie has comedy, horror, ghost hunting, twist, interesting plot, and a satisfying ending
NICE
satisfying ending???? u r joking right?
And Elijah wood :)
The ending was so fucking satisfying 😁
it's a weird movie but somehow it's enjoyable
Don't forget frontal nudity
I like how gordan said he accidentally cut a guy’s ear off while acting as Brian and he’s actually talking about cutting the real Brian’s ear off
The Jethro Tull references are not lost on me, especially the "Passion Play" one, good job.
Fun fact: Elijah Wood has stated in interviews that he is open to personally working on a Nightmare on Elm Street remake, and if I'm not mistaken has written it already and is very positive that the studio will like it!
I read that too, the studios are actually in a huge court battle right now.
Not again
Oooowoah
I heard the news, sadly the rights of the franchise are in court yet
........ANOTHER remake.
It's like we've hit peak creativity. Literally every story humanity could tell has been told.
“Sporting the worst haircut” glad to see James is also not a fan of the “cuh” LMFAO
Exactly what I was thinking lol
Sad cuh hours
No quema cuhhhh
On my momma cuh.
That little sprint at 5:53 is hilarious
Nice Jethro Tull Reference There, With “Aqualung”.
I thought you were saying his name was “normal” literally this entire video.
The first time Norval said his name in the movie I thought he said "North" and I was like Strange way to do a sequel but ok
Haha same!
😂😂😂same
MARTHAAAAAA SEVEVFFF MARTHAAAAAA
Same!!!!!
"I'm not a murderer"
"You just killed somebody literally 5 minutes ago!
Saw in a nutshell
Probably the best exchange of lines in the movie. 😂
I mean would you admit to murder i know i wouldn't
@@axelnilsson5124 yeah but Jone put them in a trap for the victim were they are able to escape but when John a bout to die the other put them in a trap (don't remember name) were they have no choice but to die so technectly John is not a killer.
No that was self defense. It's totally different.
Lmao using Elton's face as the censor bar, brilliant
I always love the pictures you use for censoring. Elton John's face was clever and comedic.
Gotta love how James is pumping out kill counts in this time of need
Big facts
He did it last year too
When he uploaded once a month it was terrible and lazy.
"Fathers aren't second class parents." - Judge Judy
too real also am I the only one who audibly said "Wtf" when they showed a frickin Beyonce quote
Although they sometimes act like it
Bruh you got this in your recommended too
Beyonce is a modern artist. Just how Shakespeare was during his time...
@@itriggerpeople4433 Ay bruh, Beyonce is a modern icon.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a more brutal and savage death in a movie than Dandy’s. Not because of the gore, but because Norval’s attack felt like the exact kind of thing someone unprepared and inexperienced would do! It just felt so much more REAL!!!
That spindle kill is really great. Violence is everywhere, but just a subtle, quiet, barely malicious execution like that is pretty fresh.
I was waiting for him to address the shirt.. he never did. I can’t stop thinking about it
It's... interesting
He did at 19:34
It looks like a Will Wood and the Tapeworms album cover.
𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵
It’s like a bowling rinks carpet 😂 but its amazing and probably something I’d buy
I really want James to do Maniac! Another movie where Elijah is SO great
The original messed me up as a kid
If you want him to do that movie
Send it to his email.
I don’t know what is his email but he always says in comments
I VIDEODROME of David Cronenberg
Achogan’s right! Please only send requests to deadmeatmovies@gmail.com 😊
use his email
I love you James you brighten my day everyday
"He walks through hell and condoms--"
I love your style of narration
“I’m outta here like Vladimir” is the best line ever
It's tough to decide, there are so many good lines
Ooga booga
17:13
@@treeonahill3557 LMFAO! CZcams translates your comment into "Apply the paste"
@@jakejutras5420 Really? Wow
Ok but like where did James get his shirt because I’m in love with it
That’s what I said yeeesss
It looks like someone had a drug trip and printed it on a shirt. I love it!
Same! 😍
OMG i just commented this!! yes i need to know
It screams lesbian and I want it
This is honestly one of my favorite movies that's come out in a while. The plot is actually quite interesting and engaging and the humor is fucking gold.
I absolutely Love all these videos, his voice is so awesome makes it more interesting! ❤️
"yOu sTuFf rAtS uP uR vaGiNa."
I died, literally.
I do
@@aszter2806 bro??
@@aszter2806 My guy?
@@aszter2806 PLEASE
@@aszter2806 who doesn’t?
Watching people die in movies has never been so upbeat. Cheers to you, James. You definitely sell Kills!
This has to be my favorite movie you've covered, and i've seen all the videos
I been watching you for so long, and its crazy how much you grew so keep up the good work.
Oh, his name is Norville. I thought you were calling him Normal.
We can call him Shaggy.
RockBeauty :3 glad to know we thought the same thing
I was think Normal as in Normal Bates aka Norman Bates.
@@elmagnificodep Or Normal Jean, lol. 😁
Lol me too😅
I could hardly hear James over his shirt.
I know i can hear the colors
@@PrinceAce72 Your username is perfection
I was looking for this comment
Bruh XD
I thought it was a shower robe
The "TITLE CARD!" bit will never get old, I love it 😀
Just remembered 2 good movies they are in. “Pontypool” and “I don’t feel at home in this world”
"In the middle of nowhere, Oregon"
Ah, so everywhere in Oregon. Gotcha.
Everywhere except the willamette valley
Yes
“Come to daddy” sounds like more of an... adult film
Sooooo truueeueueuwuuwwweeeeee
I mean technically it is a adult film...
😂😂
Heheheheheeheheeheheheheeheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheeheheheheheeheheheheheheehehehehehehe
No "come on daddy" is
Love the Desmond Hume reference about that hatch 😂
Me and the M8's recognized Smiley from the AMAZING and underrated Kill List. James should def do a kill count or podcast on that movie, Smiley is hilarious and the chemistry between the lads in that movie is amazing.
Though Shane Dawson is kinda stinky in it
At least from what I remember
Why does his dad sound like he’s making a joke every time he talks
because that's how dads work
R/dadjokes
He is are father
It's all the dad jokes he's been holding back all these years trying to claw their way out
@@Snugseeker reddit moment
"And if you still only know him as Frodo Baggins" *Shows clip of a bag hitting his face*
That's pure comedy right there. A+ right there James! XD
True
That's his editor actually. Huge legend too.
there are always little jokes like that in his videos, little visual puns and that is truly awesome
This was an absolutely amazing movie. For the viewer to have so much investment that a 3 second film reel at the very end can have such an emotional impact is truly astonishing. Very well worth the watch.
Your So Hilarious Man I Can Watch Your Commentaries All Day 😂😂Man
This would be a different genre movie if you replace “to” with “for”
oh wow😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I want to die.
akida felt that
I would like to unsee this
🙂🔪
The loudest shirt ive ever seen.
Hell yes it caught me off guard lol
James A. Janisse should've started this episode with an epilepsy warning.....that shirt is causing siezures.
I didn’t hear it say anything...
I love it 90s patterns are iconic 🤣
It’s fucking cool
lots of twist, with comedy and great gore. I like it.
James looking like an 80's couch design
Or a wall in a city in the 80s
Whoelse feels like they've watched the movie when James does a kill count.
Elizabeth Banire yesss
No U should always watch the movie first then the kill count it makes them better since u know the story
With Final Destiination I felt a part missing without the red blood borders every kill.
Me!
Yep
"I'm outta here like Vladimir" is still the best line I've ever heard
I need to see a movie where Elijah Wood and Daniel Radcliffe play equally insane serial killers that unknowingly target each other
it’s so cool how he puts up props for every movie he looks at
Glad to see James is doing better after that last movie.
Sorry i can't understand whut ya mean
A random Ninji he looked homeless in his recent videos
@@konbanjo4049 I'm sure it's a reference to "I'll Always Know..." might could be mistaken
Yeah, he seemed straight-up depressed in that one.
A J S oh it definitely is. He was basically in agony that while video
Jethros death is so funny he literally just sticks it into his head and then he just falls down
Hey, no skull means no resistance for the receipt spindle. Just one smooth motion and Jethro gasps out his last word and is gone.
Looks like he sat down.
AUTHuerer
Jim carry fart grinch
What was he saying when he died?
I loved James’s shirt! It is so loud and ugly that I could never pull it off, but he totally does and looks awesome doing it!
THANK YOU. i have put off this video for 2 years because you told me to watch the movie blind, and it is one of the best blind experiences ive ever had
James: 'The middle of nowhere Oregon!'
Me: *Gravity Falls?*
"Come to Daddy" sounds like an Alabama Hentai.
Banana
Lmao
@@Camkittie thats a lie
@@Camkittie I do not want to be that guy but it's a joke
XDDD
just wanted to say thanks for making these. its how i decide if im going to go watch these movies
At 15:17 thank you for that jethro tull reference. I was humming aqualung the entire time
It always astounds me that people are surprised by Elijah Wood being a horror actor when one of his first post Lord of the Rings movies was as a cannibal in Sin City
Seriously if you take LOTR and Free Willy out of his repertoire you'd think he was an indie horror actor, he seems to prefer working on them kinds of smaller projects
Wasn't he part of the Good Son? That's movie is pretty messed up, and that was before LoTR.
@@davidgomez7882 Yeah but he was literally the good son in that one.
It's even less surprising considering Peter Jackson directed horror movies prior to lotr
Right and Frodo was a straight wuss. The book had him a little badass
I love how Norval just casually pulls the arrow out of his cheeks and puts it in Jethro’s exposed skull.
Exposed brain
Noville*
Hellnaw. Other guy’s right, it’s Norval. You can see it on the Polaroid at 9:51.
Dumb spelling, imo.
Can everyone please stop trying to correct me? 1st reply, still works. 2nd reply, no it’s Norval
I love how this is Wirt from OTGW. I cannot stop picturing him it’s great.
"Frodo BAGGins" right as the floating plastic bag hits Elijah Wood in the face. It's the little details like this that make James A. Janisse a master CZcamsr.