A Husband and Wife Roast Each Other - Joe List vs. Sarah Tollemache - Roast Battle
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- čas přidán 10. 01. 2020
- Joe List and Sarah Tollemache may be married, but that won’t stop them from tearing each other down in a roast battle. (Contains strong language.)
About Roast Battle:
Roast Battle pits two rising comics against each other in an all-out war before a panel of judges including Roastmaster General Jeff Ross. Childhood traumas may be dredged up, and painful divorces might be mocked, but these battles always end in a hug.
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I tried doing something similar with my girlfriend but neither of us are comics & she ended up crying after my first joke
lmmfaooooo
Hmmmmm...emotions
Ya ive been carrying a lot of comedian experiments too and kind of a bad idea....
LMAO
Oop 👁👄👁
He played it safe, he played it smart. He went for the long game with his relationship.
K I still can’t keep my mouth shut. I’ll learn one day
Yeah I agree, it's more tasteful for the husband to get burned with no retaliation. Imagine if he really went for it, everyone would have hated on him for burying his wife. Especially after the accredited jobs he was associated with, their set sounded virtually identical he could have helped write both.
Babies aren't born with teeth. That was my annoying part.
Still won't work out.
@@ScottishPEACEguy , it's rare but every now and then a baby is born with 1 or 2. They are called natal teeth.
Joe and Sarah walk in the house*
Joe: So we fuckin killed it tonight huh babe
Sarah: Do you really think I suck at comedy
Joe: sleeps on sofa
You KNOW that happened.
@@green49285 they're comics. Of course it did not happen.
@@evilemetblack so you're the FUN one at a party, huh?
@@green49285 people who use the "bet you're fun at parties" are definitely not fun at parties, sowwy.
2:15 Amy Adams reflection in a heroin spoon!!! Dude nailed it.
Chris Jennings what's his real name?
Heroin, not heroine.
It obviously should have been Anna Kendrick not Amy Adams.
@@Leinief exactly
more like low budget anna kendrick?
Host's "you may DISS the bride" was very underrated.
It was brilliant
That was the best joke in the whole clip
@@HimonoOnna90 you consider that a joke?
@@carmichaelk.5214 yes, because it was, troll
That "if you win you're a wife beater" was funny too...just jokes here people...
This shouldn't count as a roast battle, it's basically like you're at a hilarious couple's house for dinner and they're doing schtick while Jeff Ross eats in the corner.
Haha trueee
Sounds like Dinner Party from The Office
Save me a seat, I'll be right over!
The drunk fat uncle
Not even hilarious they're trying too hard
Best joke of the whole thing was from the judge "Joe you went soft of her a little bit I think... Which I'm sure she's used to..." 😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣
How's that an insult. Like..it shows a person cares for the other during doing "it"
Soft as in erectile dysfunction.
She won for sure. His sound like he made them up right before coming on stage, she sounded like she'd been coming up with hers for years 😂
Yep..just like a woman...stewing for a while to be used later XD
@@lslewis as a woman I take high offence at how funny and true this is. thank God I don't say half the shit I be thinking.
@@ggundercover3681 Haha, yeah we all could use that self-restraint
She only won because Joe went easy on her lol
they all have writers helping them :)
I just found out about Joe List after finding out about Mark Normand a few months back. IMO he’s one of the greats right now.
He is one of the greats
Check out Chad Daniels!
@@rrrrrrr303 I knew about Chad from Your Moms House podcast, he’s great too!
Anybody who thinks that a husband can roast his wife and still sleep in the same bed with her is out of their mind. Joe did what he had to do.
you're both idiots if you actually believe that they slept in separate beds that night
You DO realize that what you're describing is a very unhealthy relationship, right? Healthy couples don't dictate where a person can and cannot sleep.
Also they are comedians who agreed to do this together. They knew what they were getting into. No he didn't sleep on the couch that night.
i roast my gf all the time and nothing happens so....
@@Tkieron No, he slept in his car.
Fax
Good show. But drop the sound effects after every punchline. It's tacky. Just let the audience do their part
Check UK version of this show! This one is rubbish in comparison.
nobrainerneeded which show?
@chaz king y'all ever think British people just say that to stroke there egos like there is no better show but we got to keep the Americans thinking they ain't funny
chaz king it’s called roast battle n it’s on comedy centrals uk CZcams pal, it’s levels ahead g
Yea all the extras suck
the jokes are fine but the sound effects are AGGRESSIVELY obnoxious.
agreed
Everything outside of the jokes is way too much.
The British version is way better
The jokes are fine yeah but they don't belong on this show cos it's roast battles not joke battles
It almost looks like an asian game show
My favorite roast on my husband was telling him “you’re the only one I’ve been with”……. “Everyone else was a 9 or a 10” 😏
Sneaky
And that is why he picked you from the streets for the streets.
@@AnasA.AnsariJesus, relax bro, learn to take a joke 🤣
@@borislav6561 Since, you have learned you can not make difference between joke and reality. 😂
I'm sorry but he DOES look like John Oliver casted as Harry Potter
Looks like Steve from American Dad
He's basically hp if it were American
Chemistry is insane between the two. They will last forever.
It's not chemistry, it's biology. The Herpes keeps them from branching out.
one of them aint lasting for more than 2 minutes 😂
TheLZempir3 it’s not chemistry, it’s not biology, it’s biochemistry.
Maybe it's Maybelline
Literally could make a whole show on this concept
true but not all couples are comedians so prolly wouldn't hit the same.
You literally cannot because there’s so few comedian couples
newly wed show?
I don't care if a joke fails when it has "opening her buttcheeks" in it.
joe: sarah used to be a stripper in queens
crowd: can't tell if he's roasting her or bragging he married a stripper
That's disgusting. Theres no bragging about bagging a stripper
Skye Walker when you making a lot of money it is
lol what an uggo of a stripper
@@stsk7 how so. I stripped for 3 years and I'm a male. Happened to love my job. So why would anyone be ashamed of something they want to do?
@@stsk7 tell that to a Marine from Camp Lejeune.
Would have been a tie, but her Chin joke carried her to victory.
And that he choked and had a terrible racist joke.
@@eaqua56 you're seeing racism where it wasn't intended
Which one of his jokes was racist?
The "me too" joke was hilarious. But SHE fucking won
Sooo funny watching him dodge bullets and being smart. He loves her too much to go hard
And that's what makes this look like a set up to get his wife some publicity.. Joe is funny and he definitely took it easy.
The sound effects and the judges make it so terrible though. Let the audience do their part. If someone is funny it will come out through that, Instead they dropped sound effects for most of her jokes while Joe got nothing but 💩 on..
Yep I certainly don’t believe someone had those noises ready for her jokes. There was no post production and this video came out LIVE. This was ALL REAL. 🤷♂️
When he introduced her as the "albino Wakandan" the closed captioning said, "inaudible" for wakandan🤣
"went soft on her" 😂😂😂😂😂
as a tuesgay I came here for ol joey. I did not know that Sarah was a talented comedian aswell. very nice work you two queefs.
she killed him but, dang, everyone who spoke was gunning at this Joe fella. I really hope he can take it because that was nuclear!
They’re both winners. That was great.
Talk about the healthiest, most secure relationship possible. This is fantastic!
I need more of this. Couples doing standup together
AND THEN THE DUCK FELL OUT OF HIS BAG!!!
Surf's up!
And she didn't even flush!
That Joe List, boy he's a good egg people I tell you what
Fawwks YAH
Sing it sister
Dude this is so great. I love Joe List and his wife seems just as cool.
Bruh her jokes hurt MY feelings.. Poor dude 😭😭😭😂😂😂
Outstanding stuff, I'm a big fan of both these.
I like how he opened with a joke about how he's more successful, but the rest of the roast was her completely owning him. (To be fair, I think it's harder for a husband in this situation to go hard and come out looking funny and not just like a bully, even given the context of a roast.)
They made sure to give her sound effects as well... Which kind of makes it seem even more fake and set-up..
I'm curious why you think it would be harder for the guy to not come out looking like a bully
Because a masculine presenting person being aggressive towards a feminine presenting person is generally more likely to be perceived by bystanders as unfair.
@@TylerTheTiler it's called reality.
He bombed a joke…on purpose.
That was 3 minutes of actual content with 5 minutes of commentary about the content. :/
If we have advanced so far as a society... Why does it feel like we are going backwards than...
Tuesgays where yee at?
praise allah!
Pth! Ahh that was a good one
Mazel!
Oooooooohweeeee
over here ya queef
Having herpes and no chin will always be a losing combo.
This is literally every married couple. And side note, no man should EVER think about winning this because your relarionship will NOT last
It’s like playing 1v1 with your wife/gf……you def take it easy on her…..don’t smoke her
simp lvl 999999999
This is sure to end in a therapy session
This was the therapy session
Alasdair Macintyre I’m sure Al heard all about it
Our you can see it as therapy
The no kids joke doesn't hold up... congrats on the baby boy!
I fuckin love this lmao. They were brutal. 😂
I'd love to see Anthony and Nikki roast each other.
I didn’t even notice Jesslenik at first. He was uncharacteristically quiet for this show.
That would be insane
Couples therapy at it's finest!
@ The subtitles at 0:48, he called her an _albino Wakandan_ LOL
"I'll go first"... she totally missed the chance to immediately throw him off guard with a "oh you don't have to tell me, I know that every night"
I wish I could find a woman who loved me this much. You 2 are awesome
Holy shit. She had him from the start.
Joe list special out now love this guy
She had three 'Jeffrey Ross level' zingers, and after Ross said 'Joe had as many groans as laughs'(and understandably so) She got in that last zinger. She was good, damn good!
Me and my wife roast each other all the time 😂
honestly this is therapeutic.
"and his opponent/wife"
Same thing.
Anti-couples counseling at Comedy Central were not self confident that we can fix all your relationship problems though were absolutely certain we can make it worse.
I hope Joe's self-esteem survives, good grief
Divorce rate will never exceed 50% in the US
Comedy Central : Hold my roast.
Divorce rate is well over 75% in the U.S.
Awesome stuff. Shout out from Durban South Africa!
This is such a clear definition of true love🥳
"Amy Adams' reflection in a heroin spoon" holy fuck
When she roasted him on herpes he lost
@The following is wrong: 🤣🤣
I wish this show was still going. Well, not sure if it is or isn't. But, this is the greatest stuff!
This was hilarious!
Couples roasting eachother needs to be a thing
That's what divorce court is for ...
@@c.a.t4607 😂🤣
What a jetti mind understanding between everyone involved. "Joe....we know you guys are married....Sarah wins."
That was awesome!
Bet some of you wanted to see the hug at the end but then the recommended videos came up🤣🤣
5:25 you are what you eat 🤣
This is actually really great. Joe List needs more time. He crushes.
this is GREAT
She had me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
My man had to make sure his marriage is intact
exactly, looks off limits
Bruh, this was rough.
I'm crying. That's love.
Can't believe they agreed to do this. That's funny. Super cool
This is kind of a reflection on men and women in relationships. He kept pulling his punches and she kept going for the jugular. She definitely won.
Sarah Killed it 😂😂😂😂
Both were great. Joe had me laughing more
Savage! Well done
It’s cute how awkward they are about it lol
When she said ouch she could have said "wow that's something I've never said since we got together."
Loved the Boston part the most lol.
That was fun!👍
Joe's the real winner. He knew how to survive
Joe went through a wind tunnel to get there
This is great!!! It’s so great they can roast each and have a great laugh about it!! I think Joe can do better 😂😂 he knows how thread with his words…
As soon as the wife walked in I was like oh shit she’s in for it 😂😂😂 to easy
Joe tried to go hard but Sarah stole the show without trying that hard
Pssshh no he didnt at all. He went super light. I wouldnt be surprised if he helped write her jokes 2 honestly. Im not even that much of a fan of his and she def is funny I'm just saying this was obviously a move to help her career. He fucking handed it 2 her on a silver platter. Hes had better jokes off the cuff every 5 mins on podcasts. You're telling me he couldn't write 1 about his wife? Pffftt.
@@PabloPickassoMusic obviously, the guy is married to her, he's not gonna annihilate her. Jesus christ these people are so gullible lmao..
Met this guy joe list in the bathroom at the comedy cellar.
He’s big in the NYC bathroom scene
That ‘you are what you eat joke’ hahaha
Two thumbs up. Everyone there is great. Mucho mucho funny
The biggest hit to Joe was when the judge hit on Sarah lol That's hit the feels.
Yo,editor
He intoduced her as the albino wakandan. Fix the captions
Cool cheers from Portugal 🇵🇹
Sarah's little easy-to-miss gem "me too" before the battle even began, I knew she would slay it!
Joe had that one joke that didnt hit. I did like that you are what u eat joke though. I've used it before lol.
@Timothy Newitt right lol.
Damn it Joe, you forgot to fart on the mic. That could’ve taken you to victory
Soon to be divorced😂😂 What an introduction
That one dude flailing around a sausage 😅
that was hard to watch . thank god they mad it short , only like 5 mins long battle.
Oh, my...... 6:55-7:17 ..... So brutally awkward to witness their collective, silent interaction
J G they’re both naturally brutally awkward. It’s a part of their charm.
Great respect each other balance
@8:03 The only way to win is to lose when playing against your own wife