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  • @beefstroganoff4459
    @beefstroganoff4459 Před 3 lety +41

    1:57 Omg, she’s talking about Clarabell from Mickey Mouse, while Mickey Mouse is playing in the background.

  • @susanjay2943
    @susanjay2943 Před 3 lety +76

    The little one who didn’t pru shaded it. Hysterical

  • @xychea.5778
    @xychea.5778 Před 3 lety +30

    "I'm not pru-shaded it."

  • @susbedoo
    @susbedoo Před 3 lety +83

    "What about dad? "
    "NOBODY LOVES YOU"
    🥺POOR DAD

  • @tauruskala1412
    @tauruskala1412 Před 3 lety +123

    0:37 "911, what's your emergency?" "My mom doesn't want to get me chicken fries!"

    • @heyitsmim1371
      @heyitsmim1371 Před 3 lety +6

      Lol

    • @kittykat6868
      @kittykat6868 Před 3 lety +6

      So send her to jail and get me chicken fries
      No
      So I am going to call the police on you police officer

    • @tauruskala1412
      @tauruskala1412 Před 3 lety +2

      @@kittykat6868 lol I love that 😆

    • @tauruskala1412
      @tauruskala1412 Před 3 lety +2

      Hello, police, I asked this police officer to get me chicken fries and he said no

    • @teddybowie9520
      @teddybowie9520 Před 3 lety +1

      -9 year old me

  • @nancyfrancis6729
    @nancyfrancis6729 Před 3 lety +56

    1:57 oh she’ll make a great lawyer. Poor Clarabell though😂😂

  • @molliehaines1035
    @molliehaines1035 Před 3 lety +16

    8:23 had me laughing though

  • @chainreaction1703
    @chainreaction1703 Před 3 lety +34

    I believe that child is trolling her father by saying 45 instead of 35. LMAO

  • @elainedelvecchio4938
    @elainedelvecchio4938 Před 3 lety +9

    I envy people who get to have great-grandchildren. I met a woman on a boardwalk by the beach in the state where I live and she was chasing her 2-year-old great-great-grandson. I stopped him for her and wound up having an extensive conversation with her. She was a lovely lady. She had gone to the boardwalk with her grand-son-in-law who was the little boy's grandfather. Her daughter was the little boy's grandmother. Four generations were staying in a beach house to enjoy the beach and each other.

  • @bunnyjeanies
    @bunnyjeanies Před 3 lety +9

    3:56 AWW SHE LOVES HER DADDY THAT WAS ADORABLE ☺️☺️💗

  • @angelic_444
    @angelic_444 Před 3 lety +5

    1:27 i died lol haha

  • @eriskhaos7311
    @eriskhaos7311 Před 3 lety +18

    0:29 has the same energy as: “don’t call me lady! Call me mom or mother”
    ‘Okay, lady, I love you buh-bye’ “sigh”

  • @boba_ribbit7353
    @boba_ribbit7353 Před 3 lety +3

    Pizza party 🍕🍕

  • @itsjustme8837
    @itsjustme8837 Před 3 lety +25

    At 2:32 that kid just melted my heart. So sweet!

  • @culturalpunk
    @culturalpunk Před 3 lety +70

    "Do you want brother or sister?"
    "PUPPY"
    Lol thats me I cried when I saw my little brother cause I thought I would see puppies

  • @marklewis7138
    @marklewis7138 Před 3 lety +19

    yay u posted a new vid i was just randomly wandering on your channel

  • @scarlettbatterham9486
    @scarlettbatterham9486 Před 3 lety +28

    6:24 the way she looks at her dad after he says she can’t have any beers 😂😂😂

  • @9jemuel
    @9jemuel Před 3 lety +4

    Nice la

  • @madsss21223
    @madsss21223 Před 3 lety +28

    “Do you want a brother?”
    “No.”
    “Do you want a sister?”
    “No.”
    “What do you want then?”
    “Pizza rolls...”
    *Professionals have STANDARDS*

  • @nuzhatzabin8590
    @nuzhatzabin8590 Před rokem +2

    And then we can dye.But… I DONT WANNA DIE!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @DemonSlayer_StarDragon
    @DemonSlayer_StarDragon Před 3 lety +19

    7:02
    I think I’ve never seen anything more cute and hilarious at the same time!

  • @nehuenjavier6962
    @nehuenjavier6962 Před 3 lety +13

    2:09 CLARABELL!!! CLARABELLE!!! MAIBE SHE TOOK THEM!!!

  • @kittieshauntedourfantasy
    @kittieshauntedourfantasy Před 3 lety +17

    I'M EARLY WHOO

  • @alvaroalejandrovasquezba-rn7vk
    @alvaroalejandrovasquezba-rn7vk Před 9 měsíci +2

    4:02
    It looks like Jillian's nose for not telling the truth will look like Pinocchio this last night.

  • @reidslcvrr
    @reidslcvrr Před 3 lety +9

    1:43
    *has a flash back to the kidz bop Karen*
    Uhh the good ol days

  • @lifushimi4758
    @lifushimi4758 Před rokem +1

    So funny! Kids are funny the gril are etaing chiceken

  • @gratthegoryanimator
    @gratthegoryanimator Před 3 lety +15

    3:34 What?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @valeriep.8364
    @valeriep.8364 Před 2 lety +2

    Kid on the motorcycle, I'm thinking man that kid has skills! Crash. Laughed so loud I scared myself.

  • @Paraplegicoctopus-jh3mn
    @Paraplegicoctopus-jh3mn Před 3 lety +5

    0:27 That kid went to the Ron Swanson school of social interaction.

  • @0BVISBRYNN
    @0BVISBRYNN Před 3 lety +7

    XD i love the one where the girls like "die chicken die" and her brothers reaction

  • @cloudykittenz7985
    @cloudykittenz7985 Před 2 lety +2

    Part 1:57 is so funny the mom is like who stole the muffins and the little girl is like looks at TV then she yells CLAREABELL I'm laughing over here lol

  • @brendaasong4825
    @brendaasong4825 Před 3 lety +6

    Dad: what about dad??
    Kid: nobody loves you.
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That's sad

  • @meikeseitz8976
    @meikeseitz8976 Před rokem +3

    I laughed so hard at the 3:38 - 3:59 one

  • @welaugh3298
    @welaugh3298 Před 3 lety +95

    omg i laugh so much so much that my mom was telling you are goin mad

    • @kingskai8489
      @kingskai8489 Před 3 lety +3

      Me too I usually watch this kids at night so my room mate will be saying am going mad

    • @emileebiello3060
      @emileebiello3060 Před 3 lety

      What does that mean lol

    • @MISKZART
      @MISKZART Před 3 lety

      Well… ur channel name clearly says we laugh

  • @daniellewalsh3231
    @daniellewalsh3231 Před 3 lety +5

    Hi

  • @NOXY_BOXED_YOU100
    @NOXY_BOXED_YOU100 Před 3 lety +5

    6:05 ing I love this kid

  • @HewoMC
    @HewoMC Před 3 lety +14

    Lol keep up the amazing work!

    • @HewoMC
      @HewoMC Před 3 lety +1

      WHAT YOU HEARTED MY COMMENT!!!!!!!!!!

  • @catzombies5492
    @catzombies5492 Před 3 lety +12

    Im so early :0

  • @_muzaan_
    @_muzaan_ Před 3 lety +4

    7:00 👁😂😂

  • @lucygallardo759
    @lucygallardo759 Před 3 lety +7

    Great video Kyoot! Your videos made my day & roll on the floor laughing

  • @tjvanderwoude5814
    @tjvanderwoude5814 Před 3 lety +64

    I remember my parents told me that my brother REALLY wanted a sister so that he could have a sibling that wouldn’t like his toys... (im a tom boy :) and i like his toys)
    And then before i was born he wanted to trade me for a puppy,
    Then he just straight wanted to name me Jesus.

    • @tauruskala1412
      @tauruskala1412 Před 3 lety +5

      Your brother wanted to name you Jesus? Lol

    • @pookietakingadookie
      @pookietakingadookie Před 3 lety +8

      Omg this is a lot to take in.....

    • @rosecloudheaven5953
      @rosecloudheaven5953 Před 3 lety +2

      Lol 😂

    • @HearTicker
      @HearTicker Před 3 lety +3

      Lmao 😂 omg🤣🤚🏻🤚🏻

    • @laneyhesse8102
      @laneyhesse8102 Před 2 lety +2

      My brother and I wanted to name our brother Ketchup Kentucky. Like straight up that was what we wanted to name him when they asked if we had any ideas lol 😂 we were 3 and 5

  • @ekamsibia9346
    @ekamsibia9346 Před 3 lety +3

    2:02 ** looks back** **turns back creepily** ClArAbELL!!!!!! CLArAbELL!!!!!! Maybe SHE ToOk Em!!!!!!

  • @ifyoureadthisyouregay2228

    I died at the CLARABELL part 😂

  • @lindsey_evans7972
    @lindsey_evans7972 Před 3 lety +4

    I’m super early..YAY!! Also, great vid!

  • @funnyawesome9221
    @funnyawesome9221 Před 3 lety +62

    Great video. Thanks for sharing

    • @tp778987
      @tp778987 Před 2 lety

      The first is the best way ↕️ the same time of day of the week before the end of the year for Doing it right and making it past the door to God sore not bad I miss all right I’m a girl I am a boy oh yeah boy OK so say Stephanie

  • @twnavin1
    @twnavin1 Před 3 lety +3

    Cute

  • @SelfieTaker03
    @SelfieTaker03 Před 9 měsíci

    I gotta stinky
    I gotta stinky
    XD,That one is amazing

  • @harperminix1604
    @harperminix1604 Před rokem +1

    7:07 it it is so weird and hilarious at the same time

  • @mrs.styles29
    @mrs.styles29 Před 2 lety +2

    I HAVE to laugh at the girl in the third clip for calling her mother by her real name, kids are SAVAGE. Also the forth clip cracks me up, imagine calling the cops just because your mum won't go back to Burger King for chicken fries(which are amazing by the way). Does anyone else think the cute kid at 1:41 kind of looks like Harry Styles as a kid, he is SUPER cute

  • @Barbarasanchez2008
    @Barbarasanchez2008 Před 3 lety +7

    4:33 she’s a whole queen 😂👏🌸

  • @maryalicesawesomevids
    @maryalicesawesomevids Před 3 lety +2

    Ok Stephanie no it’s mama to you 😂

  • @alvaroalejandrovasquezba-rn7vk

    8:52
    Pepperoni Themes

  • @azhyon
    @azhyon Před 3 lety +4

    EARLYYYY❤️💕

  • @bestreactions5101
    @bestreactions5101 Před 3 lety +1

    My sunday was even happier thanks to your video!

  • @worcestershiresauce6377

    I don't PRU-SHADE this video enough

  • @daniellewalsh3231
    @daniellewalsh3231 Před 3 lety +5

    YooOoOOOoOooOoOOooOoOoOoOoOoO

  • @alanoneill3065
    @alanoneill3065 Před rokem

    You-Grating is brilliant!

  • @ItzCoinyz
    @ItzCoinyz Před 3 lety +2

    Im dying from the laughs😆😆😆😆😆😂🤣🤣😂

  • @tylerhelt755
    @tylerhelt755 Před 2 lety +1

    2:14 Marshall from Paw Patrol

  • @chulo4365
    @chulo4365 Před 2 lety +1

    Watching this can cure depression, that’s what they don’t want you to know.

  • @tessat.1616
    @tessat.1616 Před 2 lety

    Dad? You took that standing? That was a put down!!

  • @cindyscoggins6140
    @cindyscoggins6140 Před 2 lety +1

    Kids are blessings these kids are really blessings 😂💓😂

  • @Ava22092
    @Ava22092 Před 3 lety +1

    That crazy girl, poor chicken

  • @ashleyconcepcion6891
    @ashleyconcepcion6891 Před rokem

    Got up at 12 am to watch this and it made me laugh 😂

  • @yazdankhan1562
    @yazdankhan1562 Před 3 lety +1

    If the kid @ 2:40 dyed his hair red he would look like chucky from child’s play!!

  • @susbedoo
    @susbedoo Před 3 lety +2

    08:27 Priorities

  • @alvaroalejandrovasquezba-rn7vk
    @alvaroalejandrovasquezba-rn7vk Před 9 měsíci +2

    6:30
    Había en esa canasta regalos pero ella solo escogió dinero chequera o billetes etc.

  • @alindaralarala2603
    @alindaralarala2603 Před 3 lety +19

    The 45 kid 😂😂 she's literally installing it to her dad that no man give up you 45 😂😂

  • @jordanmonson7092
    @jordanmonson7092 Před 3 lety +1

    These videos are so funny.

  • @disneyprincessrapunzel257

    Lol so cute 🤣🤣😂😂

  • @lynnkanerva4519
    @lynnkanerva4519 Před 2 lety +1

    The little girl who said l can't take this anymore.... reminded me of when my now 25 year old gr. nephew was that age. He wanted to stay the night at grandma and grandpa's house so bad. About 1:30 in the morning he had a hard time going to sleep. He sat up in bed, rubbed his eyes and with a fat lip and alligator tears shook his head and said l just can't do this 🥺. Ssoooo... grandma and grandpa had to take him home, it was only like 8 miles away.

  • @Firjendhdoasicjr
    @Firjendhdoasicjr Před 3 lety +4

    Wow
    Edit: oooo I’m early

  • @laughwithbaby
    @laughwithbaby Před rokem

    Lovely baby

  • @bechtelvids
    @bechtelvids Před 2 lety +1

    I think the first video he was trying to say brothey but it came out sounding like puppy

  • @emmadonoso117
    @emmadonoso117 Před 3 lety +6

    soy de Chile 🇨🇱 amo ver tus videos aunque casi ninguno los entienda :)

  • @kinsleycox8738
    @kinsleycox8738 Před 3 lety +8

    2:21 that’s not my sister right-?!

  • @brucewagner4394
    @brucewagner4394 Před 2 lety

    Butts? Lol 😆🤣😂 yes sometimes that can be a horrible animal.

  • @khilon4007
    @khilon4007 Před 3 lety +5

    Kid gets hit by the golf ball coz he didn’t listen to his dad.
    **EVERYONE LIKED THAT**

  • @Kora1778
    @Kora1778 Před 2 lety

    I haven’t watch this in a long time Ago this brings backSo much memories

  • @Gunnetoons
    @Gunnetoons Před 3 lety +4

    This reminds me of me tearing open an innocent mouse- 2:13

  • @marlowemay2454
    @marlowemay2454 Před 6 měsíci

    3:18 what a sad ending 😂😭

  • @iman1246
    @iman1246 Před 3 lety +2

    Kinda early

  • @stovetopmusic4037
    @stovetopmusic4037 Před 3 lety

    The ckinin fries was sooo funny lol

  • @wingochan9400
    @wingochan9400 Před 8 měsíci

    Yes, I would choose a puppy over another brother or sister as well. 🐶👍

  • @sehrishafrin-fr3sp
    @sehrishafrin-fr3sp Před rokem +1

    He said “puppy”

  • @theunicornperson8943
    @theunicornperson8943 Před 3 lety +1

    Omg I can not stop laughing 🤣😆😂

  • @x-2_222
    @x-2_222 Před 3 lety

    Keep up the good job kyoot love ya

    • @Kyoot
      @Kyoot  Před 3 lety

      Thank you! 🦄

  • @jarvo_18
    @jarvo_18 Před 3 lety +1

    Dude u r the kyootest

  • @notnalanii
    @notnalanii Před 2 lety +1

    0:17 listen to papa

  • @Yourchildisgone123
    @Yourchildisgone123 Před 2 lety

    I love your videos Kyoot!! You make me to laught😂 This is the best video that i ever see😀🤣

  • @lilab.stevenson7609
    @lilab.stevenson7609 Před 3 lety

    Oh my goodness 🤣

  • @jdupuycz
    @jdupuycz Před 3 lety +2

    Lmbo. My son was 3 and I said "we are going to Miami" later he says, mommy "when are we going to UR-AMI"

  • @champchampdoodlebug7369
    @champchampdoodlebug7369 Před 3 lety +2

    97 more to get to 200

  • @MrWoods11
    @MrWoods11 Před 3 lety +1

    "Ok StEpHaNiE"
    mom: "CHILD!"
    ps: sarcastic m0ms

  • @radicalross7700
    @radicalross7700 Před 2 lety

    Little girl with the hat, your mama is just teaching you to do for yourself.
    You'll thank her some day.

  • @spaceman5734
    @spaceman5734 Před 3 lety

    hahaha Crystal children

  • @Potionette81
    @Potionette81 Před 2 lety

    5:45 Awww I thought he was trying to sing 'I Want a New Drug'.

  • @user-gq1ql1gv3h
    @user-gq1ql1gv3h Před 3 lety +4

    Who else misses Joel

  • @simplygolly8019
    @simplygolly8019 Před 3 lety

    i loved the 45 one.

  • @andrewnembhardenthusiast
    @andrewnembhardenthusiast Před 3 lety +3

    Wait... it's a crime to not buy chicken fries?!