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  • @Ram-lu1wn
    @Ram-lu1wn Pƙed 3 lety +299

    That kid - “50 bucks for shining your shoes because it is going to be prettier than your wife”
    LMAO!!

    • @JM-gh1oz
      @JM-gh1oz Pƙed 2 lety +15

      She's going places. Billionaire some day just from advertising and marketing gimmicks, that one.

    • @JM-gh1oz
      @JM-gh1oz Pƙed 2 lety +13

      And the kid who wants to paint 20 dollars on paper..yep, that one too is going places. Very many places, lol.

    • @heroshimaherodes5550
      @heroshimaherodes5550 Pƙed 2 lety +7

      @@JM-gh1oz Yeah... One is a scammer and the other is a fraud.
      Edit: I'd get scammed by the little girl tho

    • @JM-gh1oz
      @JM-gh1oz Pƙed 2 lety +2

      @@heroshimaherodes5550 ha ha haa!

    • @karlomoonblade
      @karlomoonblade Pƙed 2 lety +1

      stamp?

  • @vhandeerzhul2057
    @vhandeerzhul2057 Pƙed 3 lety +150

    2:51 "science mean quiet" I can't stop laughing

  • @akankshadash7129
    @akankshadash7129 Pƙed 2 lety +40

    0:20 The way she says "ca-bah-ker" is so cute 😘😘.

  • @danidesip2432
    @danidesip2432 Pƙed 3 lety +108

    "The Lord told me to play"
    Amen to that

  • @littlescott6162
    @littlescott6162 Pƙed 2 lety +55

    The young man that said “I don’t want to do this thing” and then got off the bench press was great.

  • @Petal4Ever
    @Petal4Ever Pƙed rokem +8

    6:50 that kid is literally saying he wants a counterfeit dollar 😂

  • @Durzo1259
    @Durzo1259 Pƙed rokem +14

    The great imaginary cake dispute was *so close* to reaching a peaceful resolution... and then she gets an evil look and _CHOMP_ 😂

  • @Nobbi_Habogs
    @Nobbi_Habogs Pƙed 3 lety +89

    "Im your Baby forever" - best moment for me :D 3:20

    • @Guenter34
      @Guenter34 Pƙed 2 lety +6

      That was SO adorable!!

    • @urmilashah1395
      @urmilashah1395 Pƙed 2 lety +7

      Ikr😭😭😭😭 this makes me emotional

    • @s30l2l2
      @s30l2l2 Pƙed rokem +2

      yeah... that probably will age like milk

    • @DaGhostToastRoast
      @DaGhostToastRoast Pƙed rokem +2

      One day when she grows up her mother should remind her of that 😉

  • @Sweettormentt
    @Sweettormentt Pƙed 3 lety +192

    The dad playing along at 7:25 with the cake scenario 😂😂

  • @anbuhyuga8299
    @anbuhyuga8299 Pƙed 2 lety +10

    7:26 actual savage đŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

  • @potatuh2
    @potatuh2 Pƙed 2 lety +39

    These parents are definitely gonna play these videos at the kids weddings

  • @sundaygirl5
    @sundaygirl5 Pƙed 2 lety +20

    7:30 That sheer defiance in the face of authority 😂😂😂

  • @Toffee_caat
    @Toffee_caat Pƙed 11 měsĂ­ci +4

    2:00 I like how he says he wants to be spider man while wearing a Batman shirt

  • @JustinKayce
    @JustinKayce Pƙed rokem +12

    1:40 that kid sounds very intelligent for his age the way he worded that.

  • @allthingstrea6419
    @allthingstrea6419 Pƙed 3 lety +347

    The imaginary cake was hilarious

  • @TheHiredGun187
    @TheHiredGun187 Pƙed 2 lety +13

    I'm 51...never had kids of my own..but have helped raise broods that will exist at the end of the earth..it always awesome to see the innocence we lost a long time ago renewed when your dealing with kids

  • @pruthvi2304
    @pruthvi2304 Pƙed 3 lety +97

    I am telling you.. That 20 dollars is a brilliant idea. He is a genius.

    • @shubhisingh6642
      @shubhisingh6642 Pƙed 3 lety +12

      That kid will grow up and be Professor of Money Heist 😂😂

    • @series1054
      @series1054 Pƙed 2 lety +3

      @@shubhisingh6642 Professor he is...

  • @lily1653
    @lily1653 Pƙed 3 lety +134

    2:00 “no I want to be spider man!”
    Kid, Your wearing a Batman shirt 😂

  • @adityasinghjadoun6675
    @adityasinghjadoun6675 Pƙed rokem +6

    0:11 cutest most adorable baby everđŸ„°đŸ„°

  • @ebrown7338
    @ebrown7338 Pƙed 3 lety +34

    All of them sooooo precious!!! And beautiful families... these are so fun to watch! But when dad gasped and told Jameson, who is something else! :), "Don't you eat that cake!" Dad was in it! Suspension of disbelief!! He cracked me up! haha!

  • @jack1d1XB
    @jack1d1XB Pƙed 3 lety +26

    No 2, the girl has got to be the most cutist of all children i have ever seen, my heart just sored and melted in one, fantastic child, đŸ˜†đŸ€Ÿ

  • @Royal_Bee123
    @Royal_Bee123 Pƙed 2 lety +14

    Awww his face when the candles went out đŸ„șđŸ„șđŸ„ș

  • @hawkfandan
    @hawkfandan Pƙed 2 lety +13

    1:40 sy is literally a me everytime I have to do anything remotely challenging

  • @hellslayer9638
    @hellslayer9638 Pƙed 3 lety +20

    the lord is telling me to play ,
    i died 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 kids are creative with their priorities 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jaigoswami7824
    @jaigoswami7824 Pƙed 3 lety +80

    How do all moms sound the same?

    • @project-7760
      @project-7760 Pƙed 3 lety +13

      And so sweet

    • @karlomoonblade
      @karlomoonblade Pƙed 2 lety +10

      it's not a *mom* they are called *birthing* *people*
      - said by (You guys know who they are).

  • @jukes243
    @jukes243 Pƙed 2 lety +3

    "don't kill a baby". From the mouths of babes.

  • @beastly.warner
    @beastly.warner Pƙed rokem +17

    I love that Arabella is totally cool with getting a baby snake and having it eat people but the second she finds out that it eats Gus the mouse from Cinderella she's like nah I'll pass LOL. That girl was looking for something to cuddle that would take out her enemies she wasn't looking to harm the horses that would pull her carriage one day LOL

  • @preztjuswoman
    @preztjuswoman Pƙed rokem +3

    đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł
    The girl with the $50 Prettier Than Your Wife Shoe Shine, needs to be in Shark Tank!
    That's a sharp girl!

  • @super_man838
    @super_man838 Pƙed 3 lety +82

    "I have to say that i cannot do this thing" Lmao 1:46

  • @nicoleredins3954
    @nicoleredins3954 Pƙed 3 lety +35

    Can’t believe she ate the cake anyways. 😂😂

  • @fiddaf
    @fiddaf Pƙed 3 lety +20

    0:12 Lol so cute

  • @JanaFamily1
    @JanaFamily1 Pƙed 2 lety +13

    What would we do without these cute and funny kids. can't stop laughing đŸ€ŁđŸ˜‚

  • @epiclife7700
    @epiclife7700 Pƙed 3 lety +11

    Kids are innocent. That's what makes us laugh

  • @hayunnie
    @hayunnie Pƙed 3 lety +14

    That girl who defiantly ate the imaginary cake is the best :D :D

    • @kendrickjg
      @kendrickjg Pƙed 2 lety +2

      I think that was a little boy - Jameson

  • @EzioIlMentore
    @EzioIlMentore Pƙed 3 lety +19

    4:40 I can see this kid looking back on this years later.

  • @cliffordsithole2646
    @cliffordsithole2646 Pƙed 3 lety +17

    02:48 oh man she is so cute and honest. What a Wonderful child

  • @UriTheImpaler
    @UriTheImpaler Pƙed 3 lety +13

    "No, that's silence." Ripppp lolll

  • @hilariousbaby4753
    @hilariousbaby4753 Pƙed 3 lety +250

    God bless all of these babies! So adorable. Love them

  • @spaceman5734
    @spaceman5734 Pƙed 3 lety +5

    OMG the 2nd kid the little girl and the cucumber..........sooooooo cute!!!

  • @frankinlyngdoh
    @frankinlyngdoh Pƙed 2 lety +8

    The Lord has to tell me to play😂😂

  • @raptorfan696
    @raptorfan696 Pƙed 2 lety +12

    “ me polishing your shoes it’s gonna be prettier then your wife “ đŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł Jesus this kid a savage

  • @NickRoman
    @NickRoman Pƙed 3 lety +6

    4:21 she identifies as an attack helicopter. We must respect that.

  • @fadumojama3518
    @fadumojama3518 Pƙed 3 lety +10

    The girl who was like "GO KENNY GO GO GO KENNY GO GO!!bwas acting like a cheerleader

  • @karenmaurer4661
    @karenmaurer4661 Pƙed 2 lety +3

    You are...don't forget I am your boss! I knew the day that I had better buckle up with the baby of our family she was and is so darn cute ! Oh my Lord! We have made it so far 35 years. Loving you Steph!

  • @jfann41
    @jfann41 Pƙed 3 lety +16

    Love love love the little girl posing!!! She's adorable!

  • @aladeen9655
    @aladeen9655 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    2:00
    Boy: I wanna be a spiderman
    WEARS A BATMAN SHIRT

  • @Om21O
    @Om21O Pƙed 3 lety +15

    loved that twenty dollars boys' expression

    • @MerkhVision
      @MerkhVision Pƙed 2 lety +2

      He was so sure he just figured out a loophole lmao

  • @sistahspeaks9816
    @sistahspeaks9816 Pƙed 3 lety +25

    Snake girl looks just like her dad đŸ„°

  • @jeromestoker9807
    @jeromestoker9807 Pƙed rokem +2

    6:41Kid decided to say That FđŸ€ŹđŸ€Źking wind. LoL

  • @mutedust8229
    @mutedust8229 Pƙed 2 lety +6

    One time when I was little my mom asked me who the first man on the moon was and I said Luke Skywalker.
    The funny thing is I wasn't even a fan of starwars.

  • @maryalicesawesomevids
    @maryalicesawesomevids Pƙed 3 lety +35

    Kid: it says popcorn is good for the health
    Mom: Where does it say that?
    Kid: right here 😂

    • @tauruskala1412
      @tauruskala1412 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Popcorn is good for the health, huh? 😆 Maybe we should eat it more often

    • @archgirl
      @archgirl Pƙed 3 lety +4

      Popcorn is actually really healthy if you don’t put any flavorings or oils on it.

    • @tauruskala1412
      @tauruskala1412 Pƙed 3 lety

      @@archgirl You're right.

  • @detectiveyoshi
    @detectiveyoshi Pƙed 2 lety +8

    These are so cute! Thank you for making me laugh

  • @sagarikasaraswati3857
    @sagarikasaraswati3857 Pƙed rokem +2

    It's not cucumber.. It's CA-BA-KAR đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

  • @sumandas6308
    @sumandas6308 Pƙed 2 lety +2

    "science mean quiet"😂😂😂😂

  • @antoniocavallo4505
    @antoniocavallo4505 Pƙed 2 lety +5

    Its gennaio be prettier than your wife - i died đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

  • @fighttowin1138
    @fighttowin1138 Pƙed 3 lety +3

    2:53 you have such a great idea đŸ€ŁđŸ˜‚

  • @lilliformby3103
    @lilliformby3103 Pƙed 2 měsĂ­ci +1

    He knows how to read blees him â€đŸ˜‚

  • @DJ.XreX-777
    @DJ.XreX-777 Pƙed 2 lety +5

    I like how the moms are just fine with that


  • @PrettyGirI123
    @PrettyGirI123 Pƙed 3 lety +12

    YOUR ABOUT TO GET TO THE 100 TRY NOT TO LAUGHS!!!!

  • @jordanmonson7092
    @jordanmonson7092 Pƙed 3 lety +4

    No cakes are imaginary.

  • @jerrycurl637
    @jerrycurl637 Pƙed 2 lety +5

    God, I love Tiny Humans

  • @blalala4546
    @blalala4546 Pƙed 3 lety +19

    6:42 fr the kids said dat oh no probably his parents talks like dat!

  • @meechiguess3704
    @meechiguess3704 Pƙed 3 lety +17

    2:17 they had us in the first half not gonna lie

    • @tblox5264
      @tblox5264 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Lil_goat _ “NO HARPER PLEASE HARPER RUN FROM THE CHORRRESSSSSS...”

  • @stickykitty
    @stickykitty Pƙed 2 lety +3

    Science đŸ§« 🧬 đŸ§Ș means quiet đŸ€« 😂 đŸ€Ł
    3:00

  • @RaelynTheEncantoFan1000
    @RaelynTheEncantoFan1000 Pƙed 2 lety +2

    It’s so funny when they swear hahah

  • @preciousejikeme2964
    @preciousejikeme2964 Pƙed 3 lety +4

    Guys, 1:48 is not a kid. That's a grown man. He's a Nigerian actor. He's an adult.

  • @migelsanders4956
    @migelsanders4956 Pƙed rokem +1

    Yes and thank you for producing the video, KYOOT :-)))

  • @LotteryGuessMaster
    @LotteryGuessMaster Pƙed 3 lety +3

    So adorable 😂😂

  • @_GloryFulCommunist_
    @_GloryFulCommunist_ Pƙed rokem +2

    6:23 that wind

  • @lucygallardo759
    @lucygallardo759 Pƙed 3 lety +4

    I'm early ,Thanks Kyoot!

  • @siamjubayer6058
    @siamjubayer6058 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    Oliver has got the right idea

  • @swapnodeeppayra2647
    @swapnodeeppayra2647 Pƙed 3 lety +4

    1:09 Tom Hardy's childhood😎😎😎

  • @nancyfeldman2215
    @nancyfeldman2215 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    Go Kenny, go go, go Kenny!!!

  • @jordanal4837
    @jordanal4837 Pƙed 3 lety +6

    Kyoot has the best darndest kids .

    • @Kyoot
      @Kyoot  Pƙed 3 lety

      We try! 🩄

  • @Piyushrahi
    @Piyushrahi Pƙed 3 lety +5

    6:24 Iski jeewan rekha khatam 😂

  • @benguet
    @benguet Pƙed 3 lety +3

    She ate the cake, đŸ€Ł

  • @deft3562
    @deft3562 Pƙed rokem +1

    Its going to be prettier than your wife! 😂😂😂 that roast worth 50bucks

  • @Koupenovi
    @Koupenovi Pƙed rokem +2

    So amazing to see this collection of videos. Made my day. My daughter now keeps saying alcohol she is developmentally delayed but alcohol from all things 😂

    • @Kyoot
      @Kyoot  Pƙed rokem +1

      We're glad you enjoyed it! Kids really say the weirdest things 😅

  • @dominicballinger6536
    @dominicballinger6536 Pƙed 3 lety +9

    2 away from 100!!!! I cant belive it!!!

  • @tanujarai4361
    @tanujarai4361 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    "20 dollars" 😂😂

  • @lillypikmichannel8379
    @lillypikmichannel8379 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    Love Kyoot

  • @Camsworld13
    @Camsworld13 Pƙed 9 měsĂ­ci

    Cah-Baker had me dying

  • @lightningandodinify
    @lightningandodinify Pƙed 3 lety +1

    the 2nd kid is so cute omg >~

  • @megansmischief7121
    @megansmischief7121 Pƙed 3 lety +6

    2:58 just wait till the end of the clip....

  • @vakapalliusha6153
    @vakapalliusha6153 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    Every expression and way of the talking of cute children so pretty 🙍🙍🙍🙍

  • @benjaminmatte5225
    @benjaminmatte5225 Pƙed 2 lety

    Sly, lmao, that kid rules

  • @360101
    @360101 Pƙed 3 lety +9

    0:19 YAY-CAH-BA-ER

  • @7TH-JUNE
    @7TH-JUNE Pƙed 2 lety +1

    The 20 dollar painter will paint a lot of money in the future.

  • @jadlvciani5985
    @jadlvciani5985 Pƙed 3 lety +5

    OMG it is so funny

  • @srkb001
    @srkb001 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    I want to see if she gave back the imaginary cake, wld she be happy..đŸ€Ł

  • @_.kla._8446
    @_.kla._8446 Pƙed 3 lety +5

    cute kids? no KYOOT kids!!!!

  • @maggiesasaki5544
    @maggiesasaki5544 Pƙed 3 lety +3

    Lol that f**king wind lol

  • @cherylalikhani5957
    @cherylalikhani5957 Pƙed 3 lety +8

    Beauty is definitely in the eye of the beholder...cute like me. 😆

    • @bt-jz7ki
      @bt-jz7ki Pƙed 3 lety

      made me a lil nervous the way he beheld that worm. 😂

  • @lanerussell7958
    @lanerussell7958 Pƙed rokem +2

    Okay...when I grow up I wanna be the shoe-shine kid's dad. Totally.

  • @anawi221
    @anawi221 Pƙed 3 lety +6

    Hello! I really like your vids! 😊

    • @Kyoot
      @Kyoot  Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Hello! Thank you, glad you like them! 😊

  • @C4watermelon360
    @C4watermelon360 Pƙed 3 lety

    Haha very funny!!

  • @rubybarrientos6031
    @rubybarrientos6031 Pƙed 3 lety +3

    4:36 boy wants to be mom

  • @almeggs3247
    @almeggs3247 Pƙed rokem

    DO T KILL A BABY! right on!

  • @01985139
    @01985139 Pƙed 3 lety

    Cute babies 😍😍😍

  • @karenmaurer4661
    @karenmaurer4661 Pƙed 2 lety

    Down here right here, listen up mommy!❀