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that little girl at the end can come up with some really deep lyrics
*Waiting for full soundtrack*
Agee
Album 101 coocoo gag waffle skeet
Billie eilish!
It's the toddler girl version of Bob Dylan!
Aw! The kid crying while getting his toenails clipped was cute. He chose to give compliments under pressure! ♥️
He doesn't get his toenails clipped, I think he stepped on something ant the mother is trying to pull it out ... or do you have nails on your ball of the foot :D
Tamii Dohnal either way, he is still cute! ♥️
Ikr! He's cute!
Hadley & Paige I laugh when I get my toe nails cut
I thought she was trying to take a splinter out of his foot or something.
Lol "...and you guys aren't gonna ruin my childhood. I m telling you." Gosh I love that kid 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
She knows
"whats wrong?"
*"i need chocolate"*
"you need chocolate?"
*"yeah"*
*thats such a mood*
🤣 hahahahaha
mary speck yes that’s going in my “such a mood” Book
That is so me.
Lol 😆 !
Go back to first grade, weirdo.
'Don't tell me they're not real. I won't let you ruin my childhood' .That girls smart 😁
Yeah I agree
When I pretend I'm sick I go up to my mom and say Mom I'm sick today so I can't go to school and Mom said then you need to Madison and I just say nope I'm okay bye see you
I love kids who realize that they're just little kids
For real, they look pretty young for their parents to be saying that
Justin Zapata medicine
Boy: I’m pumping!
Mom: You getting anything?
Dad: Good God
That GOT ME 😂 LOL
“Justin Timberlake.. is coming to the halftime show”
“Is-is he going to marry me?”
"He's just a little turtle and you hurt his feelings"
She is so sweet, I love her! ...Conversely, mom sounds like kind of a jerk
It's rolereversal XD
She sounds like mom
Turtles have feelings too
eksophia Exactly! Turtles are my favorite animals and that Mom should say sorry to those precious animals
Ikr! Adults are the worst sigh
"Mommy I like your toenails" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
IKR lol
*Your Uber ride is here*
I can't 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oh I lost it lol
4:02
The kid complimenting his mum while he’s hurt is the sweetest thing.
Hey mom he’s really really sorry
But it’s not that bad
He glued his scissors
Just change your attitude
Just say sorry to that turtle.
Exactly
No
Definitely
Yeh cuz turtle doesn't like getting sprayed.
Setting a bad example refusing to say it 😂 the same parent will question why her child does the same thing 🤷🏼♀️
*YOU GUYS AREN'T GONNA RUIN MY CHILDHOOD*
I died laughing 😂😂😂😂😂
Are you sure?
That dad also said that the North Pole wasn’t real
Bahahahaha that was the best one ! She's just not having it ! 😂🤣
You good fam?
The last baby's singing was really good. She has talent. She knows how to keep note pitch.
원석우 time?
원석우 nvm found it
10:50
"I need chocolate" OML
WE ARE THE SAME I NEED CHOCOLATE
8:56
People say he’s still counting the same numbers till this day
Maya _qt u mean “legends say”
U mean "legend has it"
20,24,28,20!,20,245,43987538945738457893e457839475389475348579,65777878979789789789789797979797979999
What do you wanna name her ?
- Butthole !!
Ahahahhaha i was not ready 😂😂
When I have a second kid they will probably say “mommy it’s dead we should bury it” when it’s sleeping
Me never
"Say sorry to the turtle." OMG. That's so cute.
I love that kid "I don't wanna hear it, you are not going to ruin my childhood!"
8:04
Kid: Im pumping daddy!
Dad: Good God
At first I thought he said good job😂
The direction our science is going men may actually be able to pump milk from their nipples by the time that boy is grown up. 😂😂 lol
#crazyworld
BSM 1999 same!
Ivy Cherryhook
Ikr
“Daddy I’m pumping” that got me dying😂
Kid: "I like your shirt mommy.."
Mum: " Thankyou"
Kid: "Youre welcome"
*silence*
Kid: "I like your tOENaiLS, mommy.."
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
What was the mom doing
That kid yelling "Not you" got me😭😂
wow what a rude mom 2:37 and what a poor turtle :(
Agreed :(
Mhmm
Yes :( i mean parents tell their kids to say sorry all the time so why wouldn’t the mom say sorry to the pore little title if it was so important to her child 😭😭😭
Um I thing the reason why she did that was she actually sprayed it soft cause she wanted to give the turtle water
ikr
"No dress hookers.". Oh God that was funny.
???
It really wasn’t
@@plsdonottakeinspirationswi6693
0:18 - 0:53
@@Tiggster-qr8mw shut up that's their opinion.
It says do not put clothes hangers on that thing.
4:13, that little girl is just precious 🥺
"Sooo..."
*"I dont want to have kids."*
Wow.
ow.
w.
wOw
.
"Her testicles are sick." I died laughing at that!
EAK1996 me too. I even showed it to my dad
What was his reaction?
lol me too that was so funny
Um if your dead how are you typing this r/woooooosh
I'm a ghost.
No 1:
Not a single soul:
Little girl:my arms are broken
Me:yeah right
I actually really liked the “bouncy baby” song the baby sang at the end. I’ve been replayed this video several times just for that part since yesterday!
10:54 She actually has some good pitch for a second, XD
I heard it too and was caught of gaurd
“I like your shirt mommy.......... your welcome!”
“Thanks you.”
.....
“Mommy i like your toenails!”
You want an honest opinion/answer, ask a child lol 😆
Or my 75 year old korean grandfather
Awww that sweet boy who was complementing his mommy even when he is scared. ❤️
5:56 *WAFFLE WAFFLE WAFFLE!* 🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣
You aren't gonna ruin my child hood!😂😂😂😂😂
She is my myth
*shows up on little pink trike*
"Your Uber ride is here!" Absolutely adorable!
wow!😭😂
10:50 that first line of the song though it’s just relatable
Girl: Me?
Mom: Yes
Girl: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Girl: The backyard is bad cause it has grass, I don't like grass
I'm exactly the same... only I'm 38!
0:42 the baby on the bed 😂😂😂
Is the baby okay tho
It was a cute tiny baby
8:30 when you’re first period is math ;)
Lol
Thats me cause I have math first period
Math is my legit favorite subject
More like 4:15
That's my third, and we do an even/odd thing.
When the little girl says It's impoccable, It's hilarious 😂
She hates grass
5:13 legend has it is that he is still in the corner today and still not taking medicine.
4:51 you smart girlllll don’t let em’!
2:28... That kid's going places!! You little champion you!!
kid:i will sleep if you get out
her dad:okay bye
kid:*starts shouting waffle*
8:34
When you malfunction because the stuff on the board doesn't make sense.
4:13 when a mom tells his or her gamer kid to go outside
...moms are female.
@@genehawthorne8502 no hate, but some are trans and some people with two dads call one of their dads "mom" to not feel different, although they are not.
That's me
@@JEOAKGPAJGPNE what if they're non-binary?
MOM! SAY SORRY TO THE TURTLE!
Why?
@@noobboy7716 Why not?
I don’t understand why the mom couldn’t just say sorry to the turtle. Now the kid is going to hate her.
Lol
Hellur chile you’re right, but think from the kid’s perspective
That last girl, will grow to have a superb lyrical gift!😭♥️
Tbh when she said "I am like a bomb that no one can love" made me sad
I know man she’s deep😭
1:35 The fact that he said not surprising is sad
4:03 You're Uber ride is here!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I mean your uber ride is here
At 7:08 the child literally so cute.❤️🤗
So many adorable and wonderful babies! Keep them safe and make sure they get the best life they can get! 🥰
They are so precious ❤️
@@Kyoot so Kyoot
Kid: if you’re gonna tell me they aren’t real, no, you guys are not going to ruin my childhood! 🤣😂🤣
5:39 my favorite part! 😆🤣
LOL MY FAVORITE PART TOO
3:13
One like = One Piece of Chocolate for poor Jackson
#KYOOTSquad = Me at Day
#UnicornSquad = Me at Night
There was something my little brother used to say when he was five, so whenever he fell,got hurt, ect. ....
He would say "you pushed me with your magic!!" And he was full on serious about it lmao😂😂
Thank you for looking through the new comments to find this one.
This is from last year 👁👄👁
5:40 Omg that scream! I was on the floor laughing!
5:40 Me when I see an endermite
@@donmccrumjr.165 Reminds me of those noises enderman make when u look at them in the face
3:59 "Mommy I like your toenails"
4:14 😂makes me laugh every time
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!
Dad: WHAT R U DOING?!!
Kid: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Kid: GET OUT OF MY ROOM!
Dad: are u sleeping yet?
Kid: I will if you get out..
Dad: Ok goodbye
Kid: WAFFLE WAFFLE WAFFLE
XD that was so funny 😆😂
and btw it’s at 5:40
LOL
It's funny
Yeah it was funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Rahaf Haider you are so right 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
10:00 she gonna grow up to be a Karen
Or health and safety advisor. 🤷🏻♀️
Poor child
4:14 When I have to battle SmileDog in a game I love
😂😂😂
Kid playing guitar was awesome 😂
You guys aren’t gonna ruin my childhood
8:03
Son: I’m pumping daddy!
Dad: oh good god
XD how does he even know how to do that
His mom probably has a little baby so she pumps milk to put in bottles for the baby. My mom did it in front of us.
OMG! the little girl who said the parents weren't going to ruing her child hood, by telling her about all the things that aren't real, so funny.
0:59 when your mom comes to your holloween party
0:55 Me in class telling myself it's gonna be a great day!
0:59 4 mins later my bully/anoying dude comes in.
Why wouldn't you clean up your mess?
Cause... cause my arms are broken
When the dad came into the room a,d the child screams so loud I litarlly start cracking up 🤣
1:00 I'm dying of laughter!😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
One time I came home from school and the first thing I said was
“ I got married to a rock”
Amazing topic !!! Thanks for sharing!!!
5:40-5:44 best Courage impression lol
Dad: WHAT R YOU DOIN!?
Kid: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Courage scream lol 🐶😱
And up and Down and up and down and NO NOT YOU
2:49
Lil girl: SAVE THE TURTLES
da mom: "throws plastic in da sea"
I'm telling you the lil girl is vsco
I’m 13 and I still believe in Santa Claus so I get you little girl 😂
Kristina Gregg sorry but santa fake
@@KitsunePrince Yeah, but then you should inform yourself more about your own religion. Jesus lived ~2000 years ago and Santa Claus is an invention of the Americans derived from St Nikolaus, who lived ~300 years after Jesus and was a bishop in Myra (Turkey) and died on 6th of December, so most christian countries celebrate him on that day. So Jesus have nothing to do with St Nikolaus (Santa) ...
Kristina Gregg my brother is 19 and he says he belives in santa
@@DasTamii I'm only TEN. I don't know what to believe anymore ..
@@THeGoLdEnTrUtH-ri8ci no he is real
7:54 I had that shirt when I was little :D
The last baby actually made me sad, she sang all her pain😍😍😍😍😍
8:30 i laughed my head off!🤣
I love when she pushes him off the fireplace
2:52 poor turtle...
0:54 omg we had to do this in elementary! XD
Me to.
I remember doing it too!
Melena laflamme I did that at my party but in 2019
I've been doing that from preschool to 3rd grade. Brings back memories
F in chat for turtle who never got an apology...
*Certificate... Satikerfik Impossible...Impokable!* 😂
0:32 yay!! Finally someone who also calls their grandmother Mormor. Mormor means mothers mother in Swedish, and yeah I'm Swedish so it's quiet exciting to hear someone else say that because it's so rare.
It's Mormor in Norway to. But this was in US?
1:38 I love this one
5:48 me when I didn't sleep enough
3:12 that is so me 24/7
Dad:"Okay, goodbye"
Me:wow.. What a valid awnse...
little girl:"*WAFFLES WAFFLES WAFFLES*"
7:07 lmao omg that child is so cute and funny. I think I like that clip the best 😂😂
The little girl at around 10:48, is soooo sing’n da blues..🥰😂🤣😂🤣
9:40 Junior Karen detected
TRUE
10:48 Legend said that this girl is a natural singer
That's impoccable 4:17