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The first girl looks like she was struggling very hard to not call her fat
Period
moni's world anybody gonma tell her?
Riyu Izuki fr
xD
Yeah
"Ur body is very cute not fat ok just very cute" lol 🤣🤣
Haha
She watch mean girls all day.....for sure.
Even the best thing about the whole situation
She is gonna be a Karen
Shes not darn thooo
Boy: Alexa do you brush your teeth
Alexa: it’s Wednesday
Bruh Alexa can’t talk!
@@BigGorilla789-2 really?
@Youssef she can.
The kid😮😮😮😮😮😮
@@BigGorilla789-2 ummm yeah she can
7:41
It gets pretty scary when your parents start counting down
After 1 it’s time for the scary slipper
Me at science:
*"Stupider is part of the Earth."*
Fluff Bright 😂😂😂
Fluff Bright 😂😂😂
Lol
The kid who said that had more wisdom than all of us
Whiny Brat you take dis thang * type something on the other end of it the add another one of these * like dis*pizza* but u hae to space it out like dis *pizza*
"I'm gonna be the boss of my husbaaaaannnnddd," Lol this kid has GOALS
why did you copy me?
Shes also gonna have lots of cats and wine
In other words,"If you don't listen to me you aren't getting that paycheck."
I’m younger than these kids and I don’t even got goals like that. Who are their parents?😂
@@rasheedbutler463 you are younger than them and you have amazing English?
I'D LIKE A COOKIE ,PEAS......right now 😂😂😂😂😂
Me when I was 5 lol
In dragon ball whensummoning the divine dragon you say pretty oeas instead of pretty pls
totaly me
i would like a cookie, peas, .
XD
"And we go night-night" that was the cutest ever
"Okay, I don't care"😂😂 fat mood right there
Am Ella too 😄
8:00 my respect goes to this child honestly..
LOL SAMEEEEEEEEE
Lol same I guess
Ya😌💖
That little girl at the wedding had me dying of laughter
The family members and friends are trynna not to laugh 😂😂😂😂
Same😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol I just 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yeah, that was so funny.
i love how kids act innocent when their parents ask them simple questions lol
yes its just a bad freaking habit
Sometimes my sister does that 😮
1:12
Dad: Who did it?
Toddler: You!
Dad: Me? I didn't do it.
Toddler: Yes, you
Dad: No, i didn't
Toddler: It was you dad
Dad: It was you
Toddler: It was me
That baby is cute tho
Irene Pimentel ikm
toodle?
So the baby’s name is Toddle?
ITS TODDLER NOT TOODLE
She explained it so good at the Wedding.😂😂😂
7:55- Oh, kid, in 20 years you are going to be begging for some sleep and your bed will be the best friend you never see😭
Is he dead?
@@wendelleaglestick2536 I’m wondering the same
0:22 HER MOM IS KYOOT!!
How do you know
@@mariselag.7197 r/woooosh
confirmed
2:58 that’s actually really really smart tho
In a...cocoon
1:28-1:30 OMG THAT KID IS ADORABLE
Yes! So cute!
Who???
What number
Haa chimichurri goodie!?
NO
Legend has it, that boy is still waiting for his cookie
Lol
@Isaac Simmons jljjìo990900ko0
I can relate. I’m still waiting until my mom is gonna make cookies…
Lol He needs his cookie right now
𝕪𝕖𝕤
1:20 this kid is so adorable
Ikr
Omg ikr and the one after that
and before that
“ I want to be bear poop “
💀💀
*”Maybe a stranger came in the house”*
“*Lemme see”*
*CHEEESE*
🤣😂😂😂😂😂
*”Wow”*
😂😂😂💀
Hannah Faze
Wait.. we're you using the skull emoji to insinuate laughter before it became a thing???
4:29 the person recording’s laugh brightened my night
I have a daughter too, 2 months old, I'm so excited to hear her talking and everything...
Is she talking now?
@@Billiebustupfan1212 yes she is, more than we need now 😁😁😂😂
6:10 The More You Don’t Know got me laughing
KYOOT is just the right funny thing we need in times like we are in right now.. Thank you for bringing funny back!!!
Aww I do try my best! Agreed, we need as much cute, fun, positive things as possible right now! 🦄
"You're very cute, not fat."
That's what every kid says to get something form their mom.
I'm only 9 and it's logic.
Oh no
@@SilverMSM ikr
Can people like you prithee stop lying in these comment sections? Don't tell us with one tittle pensive that you're 9, we know that is mendacious.
Eric B. Haha
And I’m 21
8:05 when someone wants to fight with compliments but you really want to win
10:14 Omg I'm on the floor laughing!😂
3:05 that girl is MOOD
3:06 *EVERY* Sibling has made this face.
Ikr
Yes
Y'know, I was the little boy once. I have two older sisters, am 15, and haven't been kicked out yet
Do you mean EVERY person
YES EVERY SINGLE SIBLING IN THE UNIVERSE
My favorite line ever.." What do you want to be when you grow up?". "I want to be a helicopter!". You can't write that stuff!!!
They just need to tell the kid that helicopters can't eat cookies.
i loved the girl at the wedding!
McKenna Felts ME TOO
McKenna Felts same XD it reminds me of how crazy me and my brothers are Lol
No, that's why I'm not allowing kids in my wedding
@@marpetotis you are no fun
it was so sweet
6:18 I love it the baby was so hilarious he was acting the same way my nephew was when he was that little lol
4:32 when i get cought eating cookies at night and explain
Edit: OML I don't even remember this comment thank you for all the likes ☺️!2020
Edit:2021 March 30 Help me...
Edit:2021 June 22 WOOp COVID ended
Lol
Now is 2021
@@akahero8401 yesss ik
its not march yet tho
Let me guess. You are trapped in the future that has yet to happen, right?
"I don't like going to bed because it's boring." Oooh how the times have changed.
8:05 -Everyone's dream argument with their kid. XD
That was cute lol.
Dutchess and Kay Ik lol 😂
Ikr
when the little girl said "and we go night nigh" I LAUGHED HECKA HARDDD
I like how he tried to slip the word “now” at the end of his sentence 🤣🤣
2:05 *he didn’t have a sibling to blame it on*
*"Stupider"*
The more you don't know
YoItz Nashima k
YoItz Nashima
😭😭💀😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂omg she was so confident
Baby it’s Jupiter
Stupider is correct.
Look at the camera and say it to me
I don’t care 🤷🏽♀️
😂
10:27 I like how the baby laughs as well bc the mom and dad were laughing.
The one where the little girl is holding a wedding party hostage...my favorite!
She wants the wedding cake for herself and all the presents 🙂
1:28
*When the anime character is in battle and needs powers.*
Chloe Shin Your pfp is cringe .-. Not to be rude or anything..
Well,look at your username. It isn’t any better than her profile picture. Keep your thoughts to yourself,M o c h a.
*•Kyoto San•* Your telling me that when you literally have that as your username! 😂 you also do gacha so it makes it worse.
*•Kyoto San•* Can you shut up? Your not in their conversation. Her profile picture is cringey.
When literally no one is talking about the actual joke ‘-‘
7:01 i thought she said, "The fv¢& bro?"
LOL SAMEEE
Same lol
Same XD
Same too lol
lol same
The first kid is my spirit animal..😂
I love when kids lie about eating chocolate and you can see it around their mouth
8:50 will be super handsome when he grows up 💯
Yep
We live aggressive positivity too
Love*
@@ariannamay9107 just edit your comment
I want Fritos
6:16
Mom: what do you think your doing?
Baby: trying to get to Stupider
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
7:50 when your older it will be the opposite
in this messed up world it's not far from reality tbh...
Me before why do I really have to bed once in 6/and higher ok sleep time
I don’t want to stay awake 😭😭😭😖😖😖😤
Dad who was making fun of the fairy girl had it coming.
4:30 I WAS CRYING😂😂😂😂
I will get a cookie right this minute!!!
Me: same!!!!!!!
Same! We still have cookies from christmas! 😎😍
What a great wedding speech. Pretty cute.
I really like who said mountain dew destroys teeth, wise kid.
I remember when stupid used to be my bad word😂😂😂
Same, and before that my bad word was dumb.
Yes, so do I.
Still is in my house. My children & now my grandchildren are not allowed to call anyone stupid.
I like a cookie peas ....right now
I can’t stop laughing they are sooooooooooo funny and KYOOT 😂🤣😁
7:51 okay what the heck? I say I don’t want to go to bed because it’s boring too! 😂😂😂😂
Me too
Little girl:"Clean this mess up!"
Dad:"Who made the mess?"
Little girl :"Um I did"
0:45 im dad
At first I've heard "I'm DEAD!"
Why did I laugh so hard at 0:45?! 😂😂😂
Geez, that kid is real serious about his dental hygiene!
1:20 a chama churrie goodie, and the Calvary
7:55 "no, i dont like going to bed..." neither do i kid, neither do i XD
Kid:I will have a cookie RIGHT THIS MINUTE
Dad:how bout you say "i'd like a cookie please
Kid:i'd like a cookie please........right now
Me:*Dying of laughter
🖕
4:30
PREACHHHH!!!!
Everyone was enjoying the speech XD
Me 2
4:31 sounds funny but could be true
Legend says: the kid wanted to pull up and get out so she is telling the truth
0:13 Y’all can say whatever you want but she’s adorable 🥺💕
7:56 that kid saying i don't like going to bed.. trust me kid when you will be an adult you will want to go to bed 24 hrs in a day 😴😴😴.
You knows
Facts
Ohh Kyoot what are we going to do with you?
Sparky-Chu * we are gonna love her.
@@pumko862 We have a baby Kyoot!And his trolling us!Do not say face reveal he will troll us!Let us watch cartoon it is funny Kyoot videos are scam because face reveal.😠😠😠😠
@@wahbananafanclub2191 We got a triggered 9 year old here.
@@jablingatronvious I love the trolls I actually don't want a face reveal I like their identity being unknown
8:40 If anything, the boy was the one pronouncing it correctly. I don't know when we started pronouncing the letter t like the letter d.
Okay mr smarty pants
That's what I was about to comment upon. The baby boy was trying to correct his mum.
orange bag though i believe he wasnt meaning Fritos at all because that bag is more of a yellowish color he might have meant Cheetos
Om
"we um we um we um go night night" XD
The kid complimenting his mom was stinking adorable.
I just got done watching trolls with my one and a half year old. The trolls started singing and all of a sudden, my daughter, who can barely talk yet, sings clear as day "Everybody, move your hair and feel united... Whoa-oh-oooh" I was crying 😂
😂🤩
the kid at 10:20 looks like jack jack from incredibles 1 and 2
Yes you are right
Omg your so right nice eyes 👀
He does 😂😂
Well nearly
Legend says the boy is still waiting for his cookie
Just subscribed, I'm over here crying with laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣, you can't beat kids & seniors for the laughs, thank you 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
"I want to be a bear poop", said the boy 2:01
1:28 LOL
Haa chimichurri goodie!? Hahaha
1:21 this is for me, I love this one lol
3:21 hey man give that girl a break, she already has to deal with him so stop trying to bust her bubble
“Well you’re wrong cuz I’m not good at math”
💕 kids say the funniest things 💐
the kid when says “Chimichurri Goodie?” He makes me laugh
And the calvary
@@kaisarjibrilartasyah4866What's a calvary? Beats me!
1:22 And the calvwagwee?
1:29 Hah chamachah goodie?
The little girl that said “I don’t care” was hilarious 😂
Kids are awesome. There so honest about everything lol. 👍👍👍👍😂😂😂😂😂
My new fav channel!! Thanks for all you do! It is written in the Bible that,"a cheerful heart is good medicine!"-Proverbs 17:22a. There is a lot medicine being diffused from your videos! Thanks so much! God Bless and if you're celebrated a blessed Nativity/Advent, Christmas and New Year! Or any other holiday! :)
9:08 Tada...MOREEEE!!!
2:54 if I choose rich do I instantly become a moron? And likewise if I choose smart do I become penniless?
I love the part where the girl said I will get a cookie right this minute.
7:28 "Well, what are you gonna do if you grow up then, if you don't have kids?" Are you kidding me?" This lady is literally telling her child there is no alternative to having a life than having kids.
This is why you dont get abortions! Cus ur missing out an a entire life of laughter and joy from these chubby cute human beings
@gg , a baby is a baby. A clump of cells is a clump of cells.
gg were all clumps of cells lmao
@gg , and before the fetus?
@gg , cancer is an specific clump of cells. There's nothing with the process of division that advancing can become a baby, healthy or not. We can't kill a baby after being formed, there is a limit between a 'clump of cells' and a baby. I'm not for abortion, but I have to be reasonsable, I can't ignore science.
I loved he little boy that was having a compliment contest with his mom. That's a great way to teach your kids good things is to make them into a healthy competition.
9:20 OMG IM CRYING 😂
This Is adorable ❤🌻😂
That was very diplomatic efforts to get around to saying what not being said. The girl talking to her mother 😄😄😄