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  • @charmander777
    @charmander777 Před 3 lety +17

    0:42 'Get dat phone outta my face'

  • @TheEsoteric
    @TheEsoteric Před 3 lety +246

    "I don't want to go to Disney."
    Said every introvert ever, including me.

  • @mrs.camilliajones3560
    @mrs.camilliajones3560 Před 3 lety +64

    "You have to be serious when you're taking a picture and you're in a cowboy suit" 😂😂😂
    He said what he said! He is cutest cowboy I've ever seen and he's taking it serious Mom! He's no baby playing dress up.

  • @mrs.camilliajones3560
    @mrs.camilliajones3560 Před 3 lety +155

    Cuteness from the VERY beginning and the second boy knows what's up! Mommy's are the boss! 💜💙💜

  • @dice2770
    @dice2770 Před 3 lety +362

    Son; I'm the boss
    Mom; why?
    Son; I'm the mom

  • @TheClearSight
    @TheClearSight Před 3 lety +20

    6:57 "why are you yelling?"
    *I DONT KNOW!*

  • @coltyncooley5502
    @coltyncooley5502 Před 3 lety +235

    "Get that phone out of my face " is the best part

    • @bryantbentlee5031
      @bryantbentlee5031 Před 2 lety

      I know Im randomly asking but does any of you know a trick to log back into an Instagram account??
      I stupidly lost the login password. I appreciate any assistance you can give me!

    • @holdentatum5759
      @holdentatum5759 Před 2 lety +1

      @Bryant Bentlee instablaster =)

    • @SebastianSquad45632
      @SebastianSquad45632 Před 2 lety

      WHAT IS THAT BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @SebastianSquad45632
      @SebastianSquad45632 Před 2 lety

      ALL THAT KIDS ARE MEANIE

    • @dinahbird7473
      @dinahbird7473 Před 2 lety

      AndreiTV *eyes glow green* March 17th 2023 9:41 pm in your own home you will die

  • @B4nza1l
    @B4nza1l Před 3 lety +49

    "its a hard life.."
    same gurl, same 😔✌🏻

  • @harshiljeetsinghbhatti6107
    @harshiljeetsinghbhatti6107 Před 3 lety +26

    8:56 this kid could be a great salesman

  • @HumanSagaVault
    @HumanSagaVault Před 3 lety +16

    3:30 best representation of self love

  • @ziesha6597
    @ziesha6597 Před 3 lety +37

    5:26 "You hear that smell?".... Joke from the future 😎

  • @xofam707
    @xofam707 Před 3 lety +23

    5:26 I love her so much.

  • @duvessa75
    @duvessa75 Před 3 lety +10

    🤣 'Yo momma is too short!' 😂

  • @mrs.camilliajones3560
    @mrs.camilliajones3560 Před 3 lety +35

    "We're wealthy!" Son I'd have to say from the list you gave your parents did pretty well for themselves.
    😂😂 it's crazy the things children pay attention to and use as their arguments points. He was like hey we aren't doing too bad around here why not ask for a little cash or toy.

    • @buggyboogle9
      @buggyboogle9 Před 3 lety +1

      I also that kid had a good sense of what's wealthy.

  • @sibongilendawoengel
    @sibongilendawoengel Před 3 lety +17

    3:20
    Shes ready for 2020!

  • @suffiaaaa1637
    @suffiaaaa1637 Před 3 lety +81

    do you *HEAR* that *SMELL* ?
    it *LOOKS* like soap

  • @marlowemay2454
    @marlowemay2454 Před rokem +10

    I love the " Get that phone out of my face " 😂 I love your videos 😍

    • @Kyoot
      @Kyoot  Před rokem +1

      Thank you Marlowe, we're glad you enjoy our content! 🤗

    • @Gapeach30214
      @Gapeach30214 Před 11 měsíci +1

      kyoot your vids are the BEST!❤❤

  • @samcha9448
    @samcha9448 Před 3 lety +23

    I have never heard a child say “I don’t want to go to Disney...” until now.

  • @mikadre121
    @mikadre121 Před 3 lety +17

    ”You have to be serious when you're taking a picture and you're in a cowboy suit"
    he is not wrong

  • @Make_SL_Great_Again
    @Make_SL_Great_Again Před rokem +5

    'I'm the boss'
    Why?
    'I'm the mom!!!'
    So simple and accurate too. LOL!

  • @modestasbertasius861
    @modestasbertasius861 Před 3 lety +3

    1:18 YOU MAMA'S TOO SHORT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lorihowell8028
    @lorihowell8028 Před 3 lety +13

    2:48 his facial expressions had me dying

  • @Montybelilai
    @Montybelilai Před 3 lety +7

    Lord help me
    I am being melted.
    😂😂😂😂
    theese babies are so darn cute.

  • @passamaquoddy8311
    @passamaquoddy8311 Před 3 lety +15

    6:40 is the most adorable babyface I've ever seen.

  • @oceandarby
    @oceandarby Před rokem +2

    (Little Girl casually bakes a normal cake)
    Little Girl: Get that phone, Out of my face

  • @mandijohnson1670
    @mandijohnson1670 Před 2 lety +6

    My love for bacon often brings me to tears as well 🤣

  • @ludmilaweistreichoouuuiujj7660

    The cowboy dude is hilarious

  • @princessniyla1532
    @princessniyla1532 Před 2 lety +10

    1:12 had me dying of laughter🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂

  • @Hermeownie
    @Hermeownie Před 2 lety +5

    Let me have some of Emma's world-class Oatmeal Spit Cookies, please!! They sound so good!! >v

  • @albrecto
    @albrecto Před 3 lety +24

    *'cause you know, i gon' call 855-JAY-SANDERS.*

  • @chrisnangle1597
    @chrisnangle1597 Před rokem +2

    "ill take you...to jail" i love it

  • @TarotTanja
    @TarotTanja Před rokem +1

    8:45 he is right, if you dont look serious in your cowboy suit, you wont get onto the cinema-poster of "brokeback mountain" :D

  • @swavnasahoo711
    @swavnasahoo711 Před 3 lety +8

    The girl saying I wanna clean, I don't want money, it calls for love with money out of the equation. ❤️

  • @halflanding1900
    @halflanding1900 Před 3 lety +4

    2:40 girl told to clean up the crayons was the best

  • @lizbollinger8
    @lizbollinger8 Před 3 lety +12

    7:19
    how i feel inside when i have to do school

  • @eroslove1787
    @eroslove1787 Před 3 lety +52

    For the first time I'm not 3 years late

    • @drerryy
      @drerryy Před 3 lety +2

      WOOOOO

    • @heatherschiffman6749
      @heatherschiffman6749 Před 3 lety +1

      Daruton Productions 😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤦🏻‍♀️🤣🤣🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @heatherschiffman6749
      @heatherschiffman6749 Před 3 lety +1

      I hope you guys are doing good things like this video

    • @heatherschiffman6749
      @heatherschiffman6749 Před 3 lety +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😘😘😘

    • @suffiaaaa1637
      @suffiaaaa1637 Před 3 lety +1

      BRUHH 😭

  • @friendlyatheist9589
    @friendlyatheist9589 Před 3 lety +3

    When I don't feel good i just watch cat dogs and babies videos. It brings smile and calms down the mood and stress

  • @TheUltimateRare
    @TheUltimateRare Před 2 lety +4

    "i don't want a job! I want to clean!"
    "sweetie that's also work."
    *visual confusion*

  • @Pixoul.
    @Pixoul. Před 3 lety +12

    2:04 THAT IS LITERALLY ME EVERYTIME WE HAVE TO GO SOME WHERE EVEN DISNEY

  • @mochachocolate7560
    @mochachocolate7560 Před rokem +2

    The nibbles are showing made laugh so much

  • @angelolucarelli6282
    @angelolucarelli6282 Před 2 lety +3

    You can stay at home killed me 😂😂😂😂

  • @trinastrong3076
    @trinastrong3076 Před 3 lety +3

    "You are" was the best part

  • @zoeythemoth
    @zoeythemoth Před 3 lety +10

    0:23 that kid is not wrong lol

  • @lauriaendy4595
    @lauriaendy4595 Před 2 lety +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂 don't take a picture of me, I'm trying to focus 😂😂😂😂😂😅👍 just amazing, he's really trying to focus 😂!

  • @insomniangel3600
    @insomniangel3600 Před 3 lety +3

    Oh my GOD THE GIRL COMPLAINING ABOUT HER DAD NOT BUYING HER ANYTHING IS A BRAAAAT

  • @DM_Lilian
    @DM_Lilian Před 2 lety +2

    ,,Your mama is too short", I break down 😂😂🤣🤣

  • @Jah-Love
    @Jah-Love Před 6 měsíci

    ONE OF MY FAVORITES OF ALL OF THESE IS OF THE SMART LITTLE GIRL AT 6:09 - 6:22 - "I'M NOT GONNA TELL THAT LIE AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME."

  • @patriceboulanger678
    @patriceboulanger678 Před 2 lety +1

    WOW, 2 boyfriends !!!! 😆 Hilarious !!!

  • @StephanieTips
    @StephanieTips Před 2 lety +3

    Kids are so confident it's amazing

  • @eden-caledoniajohn3168
    @eden-caledoniajohn3168 Před rokem +5

    When my daughter was 3, we were advised that there was a threadworm infection that was passed round nursery due the sandbox 🤢. I got the treatment and explained to my daughter what it was for. She suddenly bursts into tears
    ‘I don’t want you to kill the baby worms, they are my friends! It’s not nice to kill babies’
    I had to explain that there were likely only grown up worms as the babies were the eggs. She finally relented - I guess it was nice to kill grown ups😂

  • @mahibamansoor7885
    @mahibamansoor7885 Před 3 lety +3

    2:54
    hey sweetie can you gimme some of that sass? It seems useful xD
    This one always makes me crack up.

  • @stephaniesky25
    @stephaniesky25 Před 2 lety +1

    "Why are you yelling?"
    "I DON'T KNOOOOOW!!!!"
    HAHAHAHA

  • @christianmarx3249
    @christianmarx3249 Před 3 lety +4

    9:07 he have good points here

  • @Lamalas
    @Lamalas Před rokem +2

    At that age, it's an honest representation of the kind of language the parents use.

  • @taarasingh6
    @taarasingh6 Před 3 lety +6

    Kyoot♥️

  • @anggysaiba3630
    @anggysaiba3630 Před 2 lety +1

    "im trying to focus..."😂

  • @vanessadeluna4667
    @vanessadeluna4667 Před 3 lety +3

    5:00 captain America when he is a baby lol

  • @wasabi_cookie2014
    @wasabi_cookie2014 Před 9 měsíci +1

    AT 7:14 BRO THE LITTLE GIRL WHO SAID THAT SHE DOSNT WANT TO GET A JOB AND AND DOSNT WANT MONEY AND DOSNT WANT TO LEARN AND WANTS TO CLEAN INSTEAD LOL MAKES ME DIE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @hungrypanda2717
    @hungrypanda2717 Před 3 lety +47

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Kid: you hear that smell mommy? It looks like soap.

  • @oOIIIMIIIOo
    @oOIIIMIIIOo Před 3 lety +15

    That girl discussing the payment is on the right track. Don't get fooled, start payment discussions at an early age. Female power. 😀🙋

  • @emanueleg.4651
    @emanueleg.4651 Před 3 lety +1

    Yo' momma's too short killed me.

  • @organicgreenpeace6360
    @organicgreenpeace6360 Před 3 lety +2

    For the little boy who said you have to look serious for a costume like this - I hope his mom let him take some photos like he wanted, not just smiling. Nothing wrong with the situation, but I remember I had a “weird” (or, original) way of looking at things as a kid and they were always shot down. I think he’s got some awesome creative vision and we should nurture that in everyone!

  • @extranerdinarytroper4835
    @extranerdinarytroper4835 Před 3 lety +2

    “Your mama’s too short!”
    The kid is good!

  • @sehrishafrin-fr3sp
    @sehrishafrin-fr3sp Před rokem +1

    She said “It’s a hard life”

  • @anishbera
    @anishbera Před 3 lety +5

    Even toddler got to know that mom are boss

  • @Anjungi
    @Anjungi Před 3 lety +4

    I love your channel as always and these type of videos cheer me up 👏👏💕

  • @mssendfitness
    @mssendfitness Před 3 lety +2

    I could really relate to some of these kids

  • @petuniatherain-nightwing1002

    6:00
    I would subscribe to this kid. If I could, I would give her the 1 million subs she deserves.

  • @wasabi_cookie2014
    @wasabi_cookie2014 Před 9 měsíci +1

    7:14 cute face 🥰

  • @lauraoram
    @lauraoram Před 3 lety +5

    Daughter: * blows bubbles with her mouth*
    Mom: Don't touch the bubbles with your mouth
    Daughter: COME ON!!!!😂😂😂😂

  • @ashaler__
    @ashaler__ Před 3 lety +6

    i ended up stopping music to watch this i like this

  • @connorcrazy9342
    @connorcrazy9342 Před 2 lety +1

    I Love the yo-mama's to short part XD

  • @azhyon
    @azhyon Před 3 lety +4

    HERE NEW VID YES!!

  • @avagoines1617
    @avagoines1617 Před 3 lety +2

    3:05 Me when I want to feel something in life

  • @emmakontzer2697
    @emmakontzer2697 Před 3 lety +2

    Because I want wine😂😂

  • @NikkiGallant11
    @NikkiGallant11 Před 3 lety +2

    This is why I don't want to go to school: 7:15

  • @mariab2965
    @mariab2965 Před 3 lety +10

    Lol,the second one was me and my sibling dressing up as moms- she does make up for me- At the end i look like trash. 👁️👄👁️

  • @1curvis
    @1curvis Před 3 lety +2

    I remember when I was 3 my mum and my dad and me went camping and my nana came for a couple of hours to the campsite too to make sure we were all set up and she took me to the playground and we were playing rapunzel and I said ‘it’s ok I can get out the tower because there is a slide!” 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😹😹😹😹😹

  • @mmc9828
    @mmc9828 Před 3 lety

    8:07 That's right, girl. Don't sell your talents short. Get that money! LOL!!

  • @Ninceoo
    @Ninceoo Před 3 lety +6

    XD this channel makes my day keep it up >XD :D

  • @harrypotterfan1018
    @harrypotterfan1018 Před 3 lety +6

    Dad: your too short
    Kid yOu're tO ShOrT

  • @tauruskala1412
    @tauruskala1412 Před 3 lety +6

    1:56 I'd love to go back to Disney World 1 day

    • @ThatWackyWaffle
      @ThatWackyWaffle Před rokem +1

      I haven’t been since I was 3, and that was the first time I went as well

  • @CyberLx
    @CyberLx Před 3 lety +2

    who else saw little Donald Trump at 9:19?

  • @jemlynrush7000
    @jemlynrush7000 Před 3 lety +1

    Get that phone out off my face lmao

  • @1063dreamhouse
    @1063dreamhouse Před 3 lety +2

    Keep the good work Kyoto😂 your videos are really funny

  • @janejarve
    @janejarve Před 3 lety +1

    Oh bless. They sure would cheer a weary heart.

  • @joannejohnston2472
    @joannejohnston2472 Před rokem

    Love those babies

  • @14Rose_Petals
    @14Rose_Petals Před 3 lety +2

    I came here after a few years, and it’s just as good as I remember it
    Keep up the good work

  • @danielschwerdt4449
    @danielschwerdt4449 Před 3 lety +3

    4:26 american, 100%

  • @lainevon3429
    @lainevon3429 Před 3 lety +3

    Boy: i want to get a shot.
    Also boy: i want to get hurt.
    *During the shot* OWWWWWWWWWWWW

  • @larsworldh2106
    @larsworldh2106 Před rokem +2

    screaming no to Jesus is really foretelling, those parents deserve what's coming to them.

  • @connorcrazy9342
    @connorcrazy9342 Před 2 lety

    The cow boy kid was really funny!

  • @cleveland2020
    @cleveland2020 Před 3 lety +1

    "Get that camera out of my face."

  • @hihello3473
    @hihello3473 Před 3 lety +2

    YEAH OH YEAH I AM
    KYOOT
    WAHAHA

  • @SoundBlackRecordings
    @SoundBlackRecordings Před 3 lety +2

    I hate this casual misogyny of telling little girls they can't have boyfriends. No one ever does that to little boys. Tells them they can't have girlfriends I mean, but I assume they don't tell boys they can have boyfriends when they grow up. LOL

  • @jasehumphries4740
    @jasehumphries4740 Před 3 lety +2

    3:27 2020 commercials be like

  • @wasabi_cookie2014
    @wasabi_cookie2014 Před 9 měsíci

    7:31 then how are you going to get food? do you just want to starve to death? -Petey

  • @pnk-shibe6903
    @pnk-shibe6903 Před 3 lety +1

    I love these funny kids

  • @hydra5241
    @hydra5241 Před 3 lety +1

    Kid:dad I’m so mad at you
    Dad:oh yeah go away and clean your room!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @gaamatsu4dewin
    @gaamatsu4dewin Před rokem +1

    That kid running around in his mother's bra in the beginning. omg lmao