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    Honest Trailers | Pocahontas
    Voice Narration: Jon Bailey aka Epic Voice Guy
    Composer and Producer: David B
    Title Design: Robert Holtby
    Written by: Spencer Gilbert, Danielle Radford, Lon Harris & Bailey Meyers
    Produced by: Spencer Gilbert
    Associate Producer: Ryan O'Toole
    Edited by: Randy Whitlock
    Post-Production Supervisor: Emin Bassavand
    Post-Production Coordinator: Mikołaj Kossakowski
    Assistant Editor: Rebecca Castaneda
    Director of Video Production: Max Dionne
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  • @NerdiconPrime
    @NerdiconPrime Před rokem +8833

    I’m sorry… did you just call Tarzan Garbage?

  • @fatbuckrto8371
    @fatbuckrto8371 Před rokem +409

    "The real colonizer was love all along" got me. Got me good.

    • @jtl-en4yx
      @jtl-en4yx Před rokem +3

      Not wrong, people are starting to figure it out!

    • @puffypau6046
      @puffypau6046 Před rokem +1

      Hahaha that got me too

  • @marlenebauckhage
    @marlenebauckhage Před rokem +221

    I'm sorry but brother bear is ICONIC. One of my favourites growing up!

    • @NerdyBernie66
      @NerdyBernie66 Před rokem +9

      Especially with the commentary from the two moose characters.

    • @JackalopeBunny
      @JackalopeBunny Před rokem +1

      At least the first is better then the 2nd lol

    • @Cy93
      @Cy93 Před 8 měsíci

      Agreed 😭😭♥️♥️

    • @mjskillz23
      @mjskillz23 Před 2 měsíci

      I feel sorry for your child hood. Gesh.

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 Před 23 dny

      @mjskillz tell us what your favorite is?

  • @lonelywalker5927
    @lonelywalker5927 Před rokem +234

    Someone need to make all the parody songs into an album.

  • @Gaiaschosen
    @Gaiaschosen Před rokem +447

    "We know magic. We're all druids. I'm a mage."
    This is now canon in my mind 🤣😂

    • @eanaz79
      @eanaz79 Před rokem +25

      Pocahontas is dual class?

    • @danielharvison7510
      @danielharvison7510 Před rokem +7

      @@eanaz79 I was hoping someone would catch that. Hang on Pocahontas, you're either a Druid or a....hang on, mage? Sorcerer or Wizard? Something else?

    • @Skyebright1
      @Skyebright1 Před rokem +5

      @@danielharvison7510 shaman?

    • @danielharvison7510
      @danielharvison7510 Před rokem +3

      @@Skyebright1 I'm not entirely certain that's an option with D&D 5e. Shall we compromise and say Druid?

    • @russellvitranoiii3504
      @russellvitranoiii3504 Před rokem +2

      That's about where I lost it, too, lmao!!

  • @justinsteede4880
    @justinsteede4880 Před rokem +2123

    Man that parody song hits differently when you watch the expressions John is going through. His utter acceptance that she could scatter him in the wind at the end is quality

    • @plingiu
      @plingiu Před rokem +35

      What do you mean by "parody"?

    • @isaackinne1971
      @isaackinne1971 Před rokem +6

      Quit reading Colors of the Wind like that please?!

    • @VaughanRoderick
      @VaughanRoderick Před rokem +22

      Reminds me of Richard the Necromancer singing Slaughter Your World

    • @robinsuj
      @robinsuj Před rokem +8

      You should check Paint's version on his first After Ever After

    • @goldengrill769
      @goldengrill769 Před rokem +17

      Somehow it almost sounded romantic, hey she COULD do all that she said but she doesn't!

  • @KJCollections
    @KJCollections Před rokem +432

    the paint with all the colors of the wind scene is more beautifully animated than anything Disney has done since.

  • @barbskiki
    @barbskiki Před rokem +70

    I loved the last bid about John Going to England to treat his gunshot wound by boat it cracked me up🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @duckduckgoose9493
      @duckduckgoose9493 Před rokem +4

      Cause it would take to long?

    • @barbskiki
      @barbskiki Před rokem +3

      @@duckduckgoose9493 yes

    • @pcbassoon3892
      @pcbassoon3892 Před rokem +7

      @@duckduckgoose9493 And it was super filthy and disease ridden. He really got killed for saying that you had to do some work if you wanted to eat, even if you were upper class.

  • @kimberlyterasaki4843
    @kimberlyterasaki4843 Před rokem +584

    "Comes a stinker that kicked off a decade of garbage" How dare you, Hunchback of Notre Dame and Lilo & Stitch are some of Disney's best works and come from this era

    • @RabbitShirak
      @RabbitShirak Před rokem +37

      Notre Dame is ALMOST great. Just needs reworking in some parts

    • @billyeveryteen7328
      @billyeveryteen7328 Před rokem +51

      I don't think they meant that they exclusively made garbage, it's just that during the "Disney Renaissance," ALL of their movies were hits, both critically and commercially. Besides, Emperor's New Groove is from the same era, and that's singlehandedly Disney's best movie.

    • @SpoopySquid
      @SpoopySquid Před rokem +18

      I'M lOsING to A BIrd!

    • @DarkSun123456789
      @DarkSun123456789 Před rokem +14

      @@billyeveryteen7328 Still, compare their mentioned "garbage" to the absolute dogshit they produce now on a regular basis and all of them are the "Titanics", "LotR", "Alien", "Terminator 2"'s of their respective Genres

    • @troyjardine5850
      @troyjardine5850 Před rokem +55

      "Hellfire" is still the best Disney villain song!

  • @jaykoops9502
    @jaykoops9502 Před rokem +1058

    Garbage? Tarzan and it's soundtrack by Phil Collins was absolutely incredible!

    • @Jammet
      @Jammet Před rokem +52

      Oh yes, absolutely! And obviously Brother bear was great too! And the Lion King was the best.

    • @fmp2005
      @fmp2005 Před rokem +8

      I really liked the songs, but I wish the characters had sang them. Phil should have just sang the end credits version.

    • @theadamabrams
      @theadamabrams Před rokem +3

      *its

    • @ChienaAvtzon
      @ChienaAvtzon Před rokem +1

      Both “Tarzan” and Phil Collins suck.

    • @john2g1
      @john2g1 Před rokem +11

      You guys keep talking about the music over and over. Now imagine Tarzan with zero music in it and tell me what you're left with?

  • @bunniesbunniesbunnie
    @bunniesbunniesbunnie Před rokem +572

    I'm a different native tribe but we had a huge talking-to right before this came out from several prominent adults in our community regarding this movie. I was just a little kid, but nobody was happy about this thing. And goddamn. Y'all knocked it out of the park. Applause to whoever sang that riff. That was amazing.

    • @arurasky
      @arurasky Před rokem +32

      I would have loved to hesr what they had to say 😶😶😯

    • @ryleighs9575
      @ryleighs9575 Před rokem +2

      "Ya'll" who? I'm white, but had no influence on or relation to this movie. People have gotten weird about race. I'm just me.
      Edit: Unless you meant Disney. I don't think they're reading these though.

    • @bunniesbunniesbunnie
      @bunniesbunniesbunnie Před rokem +14

      @@ryleighs9575 lmfao RYLEIGH

    • @Over_easy_eggs
      @Over_easy_eggs Před rokem +48

      @@ryleighs9575 “y’all” was referring to the creators of the video you’re commenting under, it was nothing to do with race 😂

    • @elderlyoogway
      @elderlyoogway Před rokem +35

      @@ryleighs9575 the song parody was made by the channel owners. Talk about ironic, cuz you’re the weird one here about race tbh

  • @Ferguson011975
    @Ferguson011975 Před rokem +175

    You forgot to mention the part at the end where she gives him willow bark to help him with the pain of his gunshot wound. Willow bark is what aspirin is derived from. That's right, aspirin for a bullet wound.

    • @scottloessel6493
      @scottloessel6493 Před rokem +34

      Well. When its that or nothing...

    • @JoeHoboBro
      @JoeHoboBro Před rokem +14

      It's a children's movie. I don't think Disney would have her give him poppy or something like that

    • @jtl-en4yx
      @jtl-en4yx Před rokem

      @@JoeHoboBro Especially since they are not native to America

    • @ravenironwing
      @ravenironwing Před rokem +8

      I'm not sure what the problem is here. I always take aspirin for my gunshot wounds.
      😂😂😂

    • @0815Ares
      @0815Ares Před rokem +3

      Well, it does not help with coagulation either.

  • @ghostflame9211
    @ghostflame9211 Před rokem +581

    “Exactly what TLC warned us not to do”
    Me: starts singing ‘Dont go chasing waterfalls’
    Also me: OHHHHH now I get it 😂

  • @sixthjayhawk
    @sixthjayhawk Před rokem +1672

    And Disney was hoping this could be a Best Picture contender. 😂 The Lion King was considered the B-tier movie, with animators wanting to move up to work on Pocahontas.

    • @VMan29397
      @VMan29397 Před rokem +247

      And lion king ended up being the peak of the Disney Renaissance

    • @fredbyoutubing
      @fredbyoutubing Před rokem +112

      I think they put newer employees on it and they took the opportunity to show them what they can do when there's less interferences on new ideas.

    • @isaackinne1971
      @isaackinne1971 Před rokem +41

      Pocahontas REALLY REALLY REALLY deserves a lot of appreciation!

    • @haplon33
      @haplon33 Před rokem +27

      get rekt by a talking warthog and meerkat

    • @Andreamom001
      @Andreamom001 Před rokem +29

      @@isaackinne1971 Why? It's pretty, but...?

  • @valentineshearter1807
    @valentineshearter1807 Před rokem +145

    I watched this movie so many times during my childhood that I know each scene and can sing word for word of the songs.

    • @Piratearicat23
      @Piratearicat23 Před rokem +6

      I know every dialogue in this movie, in english and spanish, it’s my favorite disney movie

    • @kuramasfoxyrose
      @kuramasfoxyrose Před rokem +4

      Same, but it was just Colors of the Wind before the actual movie came out - they put the some at the end of the Aladdin tape. Remember VHS?

    • @cocomo3141
      @cocomo3141 Před rokem +3

      Same! I loved pocahontas!!

    • @Praisethesunson
      @Praisethesunson Před rokem +1

      Savages Savages.

  • @bible91
    @bible91 Před rokem +5

    “Kicked off more than a decade of garbage”
    >Brother Bear
    >Tarzan
    >Chicken Little
    > **Bolt**
    I have never wanted to square up with everyone at Screen Junkies in my life until today.

  • @Richie_Godsil
    @Richie_Godsil Před rokem +481

    _Savages_ absolutely slaps though, such an ominous but catchy song

    • @MagnesVestergaard
      @MagnesVestergaard Před rokem +14

      Based.

    • @TheWarmachine375
      @TheWarmachine375 Před rokem +57

      They are just going for a walk.
      A very enthusiastic walk.

    • @tparadox88
      @tparadox88 Před rokem +54

      True, though it has some inspired lyrics like "they're not like you and me, which means they must be evil".

    • @alicepbg2042
      @alicepbg2042 Před rokem +36

      @@tparadox88 it's very on your face symbolism. which I heard some people still managed to miss... somehow.

    • @tparadox88
      @tparadox88 Před rokem +36

      @@alicepbg2042 and to be fair, "Kill the Beast" has "we don't like what we don't understand, in fact it scares us".

  • @freddierodriguez3036
    @freddierodriguez3036 Před rokem +350

    “Don’t go chasing waterfalls” for those not old enough. 😂

    • @danavixen6274
      @danavixen6274 Před rokem +32

      "Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to." Love some TLC! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • @piciu256
      @piciu256 Před rokem +12

      Thanks dude, I knew this song but didn't get the reference :P

    • @Doctor2285
      @Doctor2285 Před rokem +1

      She should've stuck to the rivers and the lakes that she's used to.

    • @--------04
      @--------04 Před rokem +4

      I know the song thanks to umbrella academy

    • @elrabeechum5180
      @elrabeechum5180 Před rokem +5

      True, tho originally a Paul McCartney warning: ‘Don’t go jumping Waterfalls/Please keep to the lake’.

  • @MrCameratape
    @MrCameratape Před rokem +45

    Please do the direct-to-video sequel, I'd love to see an Honest Trailer on that.

  • @jp3813
    @jp3813 Před rokem +8

    Honest Trailers: "Only one song is memorable in Disney's Pocahontas."
    Alan Menken & Stephen Schwartz fans: "These writers are savages! Savages! Barely even human. Now we sound the drums of war!"

  • @drakematthews2561
    @drakematthews2561 Před rokem +1046

    Whoever sang that "Colours of the Wind" parody deserves a standing ovation👏

    • @snukastyle
      @snukastyle Před rokem +52

      No credit for her, sadly. I was hoping to find out who that was!

    • @PhoenixGodwin
      @PhoenixGodwin Před rokem +31

      So weird that there is no credit! Wtf!

    • @rneumeye
      @rneumeye Před rokem +10

      Flawless victory. 😌🏆🏆🏆🏆

    • @spartacus36526
      @spartacus36526 Před rokem +10

      That was outstanding.

    • @timgrim5133
      @timgrim5133 Před rokem +20

      😂😂😂😂I was lost at first like hold up when did she ever say x-men and avengers was I that young I missed that 😂😂😂

  • @RekttalofBlades
    @RekttalofBlades Před rokem +2148

    This is the most scathing honest trailer of a Disney movie y’all have ever done. I’m impressed.

    • @youknowwhoyouare2269
      @youknowwhoyouare2269 Před rokem +5

      Never even saw this garbage propaganda flickk, I'm only here for the scathing lashing against colonizers😃😃😃😃😃

    • @FanboyFilms
      @FanboyFilms Před rokem +15

      It might be tied with Divergent or The Maze Runner but for different reasons.

    • @ghostgirl6970
      @ghostgirl6970 Před rokem +6

      Tis a thing of beauty.

    • @alhypo
      @alhypo Před rokem +100

      You might even say it was savage...

    • @lynettra7818
      @lynettra7818 Před rokem +3

      Yessss BRAVO 👏

  • @teddie552
    @teddie552 Před rokem +78

    Pocahontas has an amazing soundtrack, probably the best of any Disney movie after the Lion King, can't believe you said it was forgettable...

    • @abikegavin9641
      @abikegavin9641 Před rokem

      Pocahontas is a disgusting white washing movie that uses a real little girl to be in a "mature love story" with her kidnapper and r*pist. A man who betrayed her tribe several times and kidnapped her and brainwashed her into essentially OG Stockholm Syndrome.

    • @teddie552
      @teddie552 Před rokem +1

      @@abikegavin9641 mate I was talking about the music

    • @Jaheartsjonas
      @Jaheartsjonas Před rokem +2

      This movie and Mulan in my opinion!

  • @horace6851
    @horace6851 Před rokem +66

    The one good thing I remember about this move is how beautifully her hair was animated. That's it.

  • @msnlitadventures9597
    @msnlitadventures9597 Před rokem +566

    One of the funniest things about this movie was how she learned to speak English just by listening with her heart 😂 although I will say I found how Pocahontas and her tribe were so deeply connected with their land was displayed very beautifully

    • @boeingnz
      @boeingnz Před rokem +37

      Yes, she is an Airbender.

    • @Beverly_Dingus
      @Beverly_Dingus Před rokem +41

      When I was a kid this movie actually made me appreciate nature more. I never cared about the love story, and I was too young to really grasp the inaccurate historical details. I just cared about being one with the earth, lol.

    • @VaamChao
      @VaamChao Před rokem +8

      She's an avenger/X-Men... So I'm not surprised

    • @pcbassoon3892
      @pcbassoon3892 Před rokem +3

      They did have ownership though. They had just been at war with another group of Native Americans when the colonists showed up.

    • @Ainar86
      @Ainar86 Před rokem

      Ohhh, so that's where The 13th Warrior got it! XD

  • @joshuamerriweather2861
    @joshuamerriweather2861 Před rokem +1004

    Tarzan was not garbage
    Phil Collins really made the movie great with the soundtrack

    • @saberline152
      @saberline152 Před rokem +48

      same with Brother bear, even had Tina Turner do 'great spirits' lol

    • @tineal18
      @tineal18 Před rokem +10

      Period that album alone was magic

    • @isaackinne1971
      @isaackinne1971 Před rokem +15

      I like Tarzan fine, and some of the "garbage" films the same way, but Pocahontas was and still is MY Lion King. And this guy somehow became more of a jerk than any other reviewer.

    • @AdeleiTeillana
      @AdeleiTeillana Před rokem +5

      Eh, I hated Tarzan. I'm not a Phil Collins fan and I didn't like the animation either.

    • @schneejacques3502
      @schneejacques3502 Před rokem +6

      More like phil colin destroyed the movie.

  • @alexandram.1303
    @alexandram.1303 Před rokem +5

    I lost it at “we know magic, we are druids I’m a mage”💀💀💀💀

  • @Molson-xg9hs
    @Molson-xg9hs Před rokem +11

    Loved the all-Kevin Conroy readings at the end. One of the best to ever do voiceover work.

  • @kentonsam4264
    @kentonsam4264 Před rokem +875

    My family are full blooded natives, Paiute tribe and Choctaw and my mom unironically loves this movie! She has collectibles, dolls, the movie poster in a frame. I tell her that the movie is complete bull crap, but she still likes it. Probably why I'm like that with my love of Star Wars. I thought Pocahontas was okay, the animal shenanigans always got a chuckle out of me.

    • @m.j.vazquez4720
      @m.j.vazquez4720 Před rokem +77

      its historical fiction the talking tree should give it a way lol

    • @leahtheanimationfan40
      @leahtheanimationfan40 Před rokem +68

      It's a really nostalgic film for me and it looks gorgeous! Plus I actually love the music in it. It definitely has a lot of problems, but I still love it anyway

    • @StephySon
      @StephySon Před rokem +75

      Its certainly a step up from the fuckery that was natives in Peter Pan

    • @shmooveyea
      @shmooveyea Před rokem +43

      My native family absolute despise this movie lol

    • @Faded.Visuals
      @Faded.Visuals Před rokem +45

      @@shmooveyea my native family including myself love this movie lol

  • @ichijofestival2576
    @ichijofestival2576 Před rokem +545

    I think we can all agree Brother Bear was a work of art and beauty, particularly when I'm waving this broken bottle around. *Come at me!*

    • @isaackinne1971
      @isaackinne1971 Před rokem +14

      I like Brother Bear (1 of the things being the character Tug), but I feel the same way about Pocahontas.

    • @nathanc6204
      @nathanc6204 Před rokem +20

      Brother Bear, with the Rutt and Tuke commentary on, is one of the funniest things I've watched. It's like Rick Moranis & Dave Thomas did their own HT during the entire movie.

    • @britnirose-
      @britnirose- Před rokem +22

      QUIT TELLIN PEOPLE I’M DEAD

    • @leahtheanimationfan40
      @leahtheanimationfan40 Před rokem +16

      Brother Bear is one of my favorite Disney movies! I also really like Bolt

    • @coolnerdlll6053
      @coolnerdlll6053 Před rokem +21

      Brother Bear is an underrated gem. Estelle Harris thinking her husband is dead might be my favorite joke from any Disney movie.

  • @Jokes_on_D
    @Jokes_on_D Před rokem +2

    I need a full version of the colors of the wind remix 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mask938
    @mask938 Před rokem +30

    I like this movie. It's not the most amazing thing to come out of Disney, but it's still enjoyable.
    My two favorite songs from it are "Colors of the Wind" and "Savages".

  • @drakanity9647
    @drakanity9647 Před rokem +681

    The parody songs that are made for all these old Disney movie reviews are comedic gold. I think all of those are the best honest trailers.

    • @TheCho22
      @TheCho22 Před rokem +15

      The song in this one got me 3 times. Hilarious!

    • @MrKijana23
      @MrKijana23 Před rokem +6

      Absolutely they are!! AND they're so well sung is what makes them so great!

    • @darkwolf860
      @darkwolf860 Před rokem +1

      dude for real, that was one of the best parodies i've ever heard. amazing

  • @Arezoo298195
    @Arezoo298195 Před rokem +793

    There is one good line in that song: “If you walk the footsteps of another, you’ll learn thing you never knew you never knew “ - I like that one sentence in this movie.
    Edit: I made a mistake above and since this is getting a lot more attention than I expected here is the full correct line of the song: “You think the only people who are people, are the people who look and think like you, but if you walk the footsteps of a stranger, you’ll learn things you never knew you never knew.”

    • @vice.nor.virtue
      @vice.nor.virtue Před rokem +14

      I get annoyed when people think they know stuff that they know they don't know.

    • @AK-jt9gx
      @AK-jt9gx Před rokem +19

      Footsteps of a *stranger*. But yes, great line

    • @movieman410
      @movieman410 Před rokem +43

      Best line: Wiggins, why do you think those insolent heathens attacked us?
      Because we invaded their land, cut down their trees and dug up their earth?
      RIP David Ogden Stiers

    • @amityislandchum
      @amityislandchum Před rokem +40

      There are a ton of great lines in this movie, including the entire Colors of the Wind song. It's just unfortunate that all of those great lines were put into a movie with THIS subject matter... It really does try to "bOtH siDeS" colonialism and genocide.

    • @Arezoo298195
      @Arezoo298195 Před rokem

      @@AK-jt9gx it’s been years

  • @Inurantchan
    @Inurantchan Před 7 měsíci +2

    Can't believe Pocahontas got an honest trailer before The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

  • @woolvesv
    @woolvesv Před rokem +51

    I know the movie is problematic, but Pocahontas has always been my fave Disney princess. Me and my mum played that soundtrack on cassette until the car stereo ate it up and the stereo never worked again 🤣

  • @JovialJewels
    @JovialJewels Před rokem +456

    The one thing that is actually kind of novel about this film compared to almost any other film about the first colonies in America is that they made the songs the english sang be almost exclusively about how they wanted to kill natives and steal their goods. That is actually kind of cool that they were not shying away from that in a kids film.

    • @AtheistOrphan
      @AtheistOrphan Před rokem +19

      It’s what we do best.🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

    • @mask938
      @mask938 Před rokem +49

      The song "Savages" was especially accurate about how the two sides likely viewed each other.

    • @thegreatestcrewmate9195
      @thegreatestcrewmate9195 Před rokem +5

      Love and Hate in Jamestown: John Smith, Pocahontas, and the Start of a New Nation

    • @Xlappahony
      @Xlappahony Před rokem +5

      I didn't get the second layer of meaning. I identified with the english and went along. John Smith was a traitor to me and I had NO idea what he could possibly find in that girl. Oooops...

    • @magicdance4273
      @magicdance4273 Před rokem +1

      ​​@@mask938
      I mean, the natives were right to. The powder-faced freaks didn't know how to bathe regularly and thought the best way to make a sustainable community was "burn literally everything down, kill anyone who already lives there, and then pretend we're civilized."

  • @vanhopecomedy
    @vanhopecomedy Před rokem +579

    Perfect chance to take a stab at Avatar! You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take!

    • @Justanotherconsumer
      @Justanotherconsumer Před rokem +27

      Stab, shoot, lots of things worth doing to that movie!

    • @js002003
      @js002003 Před rokem +45

      Yah was fully expecting some Avatar shade.

    • @kudalindgren
      @kudalindgren Před rokem +9

      Right? I was expecting that too

    • @TheSweedishMoose
      @TheSweedishMoose Před rokem +18

      Exactly! This movie was just Avatar minus the space. Total rip-off.

    • @vanhopecomedy
      @vanhopecomedy Před rokem +5

      @@TheSweedishMoose confirms suspicions that HT is just written by autofill and read by a Jon Bailey AI.

  • @bethbr150
    @bethbr150 Před rokem +12

    MEET THE ROBINSONS IS AN ABSOLUTE MASTERPIECE

  • @dersteffen5948
    @dersteffen5948 Před rokem +2

    Give me the chills with the line "Welcome to PlayPaintChill. You just gained honor +2 for following us ! ".

  • @dianahauser5390
    @dianahauser5390 Před rokem +71

    Bolt is underrated . It's a fantastic movie. My whole family loves it and still watches it and laughs.

    • @alexielmarquay
      @alexielmarquay Před rokem +3

      Totally agree!

    • @andrewstephenson1880
      @andrewstephenson1880 Před rokem +2

      It was the first Disney movie to get that John Lasseter touch. The touch that I feel launched the entire 2nd Renaissance.

  • @FTNChicken
    @FTNChicken Před rokem +51

    I'm pretty sure you can guess anyone's age based on what era of Disney they think is garbage

    • @hubertnnn
      @hubertnnn Před rokem +5

      Ok, all the non-animated Disney movies are garbage. Whats my age?

    • @joshuawong5839
      @joshuawong5839 Před rokem +3

      @@hubertnnn Heh. I'm going to guess younger than the first Mary Poppins and High School Musical, but older than the remakes of those movies.

    • @meh27143
      @meh27143 Před rokem

      @@hubertnnn I am 40 and I basically feel the same way. How close am I?

    • @goldengrill769
      @goldengrill769 Před rokem

      @@hubertnnn Isn't that deeply Gen X like during the Journey to the Center of the Earth whatever psychedelia sci-fi weirdness was going on in 1971 or whatever?

    • @hubertnnn
      @hubertnnn Před rokem

      @@meh27143 Pretty close, I am 32

  • @teslacoil4621
    @teslacoil4621 Před rokem +6

    Give us that song by itself, please!!! Also, thank you for creating a movie plot I'd love to see. Grind them bones!

  • @anahita9910
    @anahita9910 Před rokem +1

    “Exactly what TLC warned us not to do” was underrated :))

  • @whatsername3940
    @whatsername3940 Před rokem +764

    Honestly, I did love this movie. It was one of the only Disney movies without a "happy ending"

  • @DampFrijoles
    @DampFrijoles Před rokem +193

    Assuming this was completed more than two days ago, that Chapek joke was beautiful coincidence and I love it.

    • @mellyq92
      @mellyq92 Před rokem +1

      What coincidence?

    • @biblegirl
      @biblegirl Před rokem +1

      I was wondering too

    • @magicalmilimi894
      @magicalmilimi894 Před rokem +11

      @@mellyq92 Bob Chapek got axed

    • @ShirotoraGodsbane
      @ShirotoraGodsbane Před rokem +6

      Yeah, but then you remember that it was Bob Iger that actually green lit every production made while Chapek was CEO and you realize nothing's going to change.

  • @nbonasoro
    @nbonasoro Před rokem +67

    Pocahontas was a great movie about a strong woman having the courage to go up against her father and protect someone she loved to stop a war.
    If you listen to the song paint with all the colors of the wind you hear a wise woman who uses compassion and love to get someone who never questioned their actions or beliefs to change their mind.
    The music and movie are amazing, and make pocahontas one of my favorite Disney movies.

    • @rb4128
      @rb4128 Před rokem +3

      Agreed - it’s a classic. I realize it isn’t historically accurate, but most people who complain about it haven’t even seen the movie - typical herd mentality.

    • @MrLieutFluffers
      @MrLieutFluffers Před rokem +5

      @@rb4128 I saw the movie when I was a kid and loved it but after learning more about what actually happened I recognize how insulting it is to have used the life of a real girl who was exploited terribly by colonizers to tell a watered-down story that downplayed how awful and violent colonization was for the indigenous peoples so they can tell a false story of *checks notes* 'a strong woman having the courage to go up against her father and protect someone she loved to stop a war.'

  • @cesarotero4493
    @cesarotero4493 Před rokem +4

    Fun fact: Christian Bale, who gives his voice to Thomas in this Movie, played John Rolfe in Terrence Malick' The New World, based on the stories of the real Pocahontas. Rolfe was her real husband (Billy Zane was Rolfe in Disney's Pocahontas 2, and Mel Gibson's brother was John Smith)

  • @shaider1982
    @shaider1982 Před rokem +395

    The tributes for Kevin Conroy at the end are touching. RIP to the best Batman for most of us growing up in thr 1990's

    • @slyngn7847
      @slyngn7847 Před rokem +15

      Kevin Conroy is and was the best of all Batmans. Forever and will most certainly never be forgotten.

    • @lysanamcmillan7972
      @lysanamcmillan7972 Před rokem +6

      I was an adult in that decade and Conroy is best Batman. Ever. Period.

    • @daggern15
      @daggern15 Před rokem +2

      Not just in the 90s. He still kept busy after that.

  • @wesleyoldham4222
    @wesleyoldham4222 Před rokem +212

    That parody was amazing. I lost it at "I can warg into this bird that's on my hand."
    That being said, though, Meet the Robinsons is an amazing movie. And so is Tarzan.

    • @KeilaBevins
      @KeilaBevins Před rokem +7

      Have you seen Bolt? One of my all time faves, along with Meet the Robinsons, and Megamind. And home on the range wasn’t THAT bad. This guy’s funny, but he has horrible taste, lol.

    • @kingbokor
      @kingbokor Před rokem +9

      How come brother bear is not mentioned by anyone

    • @KeilaBevins
      @KeilaBevins Před rokem +2

      @@kingbokor idk never saw it, isn’t it like Brave? Weird magic stuff? Never saw brave either, lol

    • @rosaiglarsh9987
      @rosaiglarsh9987 Před rokem

      And so is Pocahontas.

    • @yammoto148
      @yammoto148 Před rokem +1

      @@KeilaBevins Well no not like brave but still fun all the same. Its about respecting nature and stuff.

  • @1stAricopolus
    @1stAricopolus Před rokem +3

    0:18 - OK, Meet the Robinsons was NOT garbage.

  • @prgmen13
    @prgmen13 Před rokem +3

    Tarzan is an all time classic!!

  • @amitaikatz5929
    @amitaikatz5929 Před rokem +90

    1:21
    "They're both hot, their eyebrows don't match their hair color…
    …And that's it!"
    That was pretty funny. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @isaackinne1971
      @isaackinne1971 Před rokem +1

      His Deadpool trailers were better. But, Pocahontas is a personal masterpiece in my book.

    • @thrackerzodthefandomnerd4267
      @thrackerzodthefandomnerd4267 Před rokem

      That eyebrows one gets me, because mine don't match either. Blonde people have darker eyebrows

  • @Ironbat92
    @Ironbat92 Před rokem +31

    Please say, “Once a Ranger, Always a Ranger” in honor of Jason David Frank.

  • @BerniKami
    @BerniKami Před 5 měsíci +1

    Colors of the wind Is by far the best song of Disney movies. Too underrated.

  • @LucasBright.
    @LucasBright. Před rokem +1

    "If I don't look it up its like nothing ever happened" 😂🤣

  • @dcamron46
    @dcamron46 Před rokem +326

    Not gonna lie the Jasmine costume was a thirst trap , that was the first time I was like “girls make me feel weird”

    • @matthewgillies7509
      @matthewgillies7509 Před rokem +39

      Four year old me was perplexed why I didn't see women in clam shell tops, or why I didn't see more belly buttons in real life, after seeing The Little Mermaid. The fish tail thing, I felt made sense if a person lived in the water all the time.

    • @vetarlittorf1807
      @vetarlittorf1807 Před rokem +6

      Red is definitely Jasmine's color. It matches her fiery and passionate persona.

    • @MsDaydream3r
      @MsDaydream3r Před rokem +20

      For me it was Spider-man (2002). Muscles + spandex = one 10-year-old girl's "spring awakening."

    • @TheNewPrometheus
      @TheNewPrometheus Před rokem +5

      @@MsDaydream3r nice

    • @dr.2335
      @dr.2335 Před rokem +1

      @@MsDaydream3rnoice

  • @tshiamomonnakgotla8416
    @tshiamomonnakgotla8416 Před rokem +77

    You take back what you said about Tarzan. A masterpiece with a phenomenal soundtrack

  • @kyra5783
    @kyra5783 Před rokem +4

    Spoilers below for brother bear
    Brother Bear was good, no garbage, I mean I still tear up when the oldest brother, Sitka, died 😢 The music was beautiful, respectful designing aspects, but I haven't seen it in a while, just remembering through my 9-year-old memories. The older woman, I think her name was Tanana, was my role model. It had one of the most complex relationships (Koda and Kenai) and didn't focus on romance but the bond between brothers and friends.

  • @adjutantreflex9406
    @adjutantreflex9406 Před rokem +75

    I don't care what you say, the music slaps. The Alan Menken won 2 of his 8 oscars (more than anybody else alive) for this film. The run to the cliff at the end is just **chef's kiss** bellisimo.

    • @XIIIBeatoSensei
      @XIIIBeatoSensei Před rokem +2

      Savages is a masterpiece together with the rest of the ost

  • @multiverse_media2023
    @multiverse_media2023 Před rokem +475

    Thank you Epic Voice Guy for reading the quotes of Kevin Conroy’s Batman.
    I hope you guys could do a Mystery of the Batwoman honest trailer soon.

  • @suyashjoshi8
    @suyashjoshi8 Před rokem +8

    Colors of the Wind omg what a song
    I was introduced to the song back when I was in 5th grade. I got a casette tape from Disney of all their hit songs that I used to continuously play and this song was my absolute favorite.
    Who sang the funny version in this one ? I want to hear a full song like that !!! Please release it !!!

  • @princessarwen9194
    @princessarwen9194 Před rokem +1

    Pocajohntas 😂 best celebrity relationship name yet.

  • @luckyDancer100
    @luckyDancer100 Před rokem +255

    This was one of my favorite childhood movies so I accept its flaws, but still love it.

    • @isaackinne1971
      @isaackinne1971 Před rokem +8

      I feel the same way U homie.

    • @youknowwhoyouare2269
      @youknowwhoyouare2269 Před rokem +3

      Birds of a feather flockkk together I suppose @@isaackinne1971

    • @isaackinne1971
      @isaackinne1971 Před rokem +1

      @@youknowwhoyouare2269 is that a nice compliment?

    • @leahtheanimationfan40
      @leahtheanimationfan40 Před rokem +2

      Same. I love Pocahontas! Even though its far from a perfect movie

    • @SaheeliRai
      @SaheeliRai Před rokem +3

      Same. I know it is far from beeing historically accurate. Don't know if anything except Pocahontas beeing a native American is true in the movie. But I just love it. It does not have to be true to be a good movie.

  • @davisphillips993
    @davisphillips993 Před rokem +321

    Well, it didn’t take long for them to let us know what they think of it 😂

    • @blackpow3r
      @blackpow3r Před rokem +25

      Facts. Realistically speaking, this movie is HORRIBLE 🤣🤣💯

    • @isaackinne1971
      @isaackinne1971 Před rokem +3

      If U R 1 of the MANY people who hate this film, U have not right 2 call yourself an animation or Disney fan.

    • @mori1bund
      @mori1bund Před rokem +4

      And I wholeheartedly agree with them!

    • @kuzybungz3767
      @kuzybungz3767 Před rokem +2

      @@mori1bund good for you then

    • @jameshayes-barber9340
      @jameshayes-barber9340 Před rokem +21

      @@isaackinne1971 It's like doing a love story between a Nazi and a Jewish person in the Holocaust

  • @TothanCrawk
    @TothanCrawk Před rokem +1

    Someone with good YTP editing skills should do a crossover with Hocus Pocus and Pocahontas, and call it Hoca Pontas.

  • @kaitlynbannon4567
    @kaitlynbannon4567 Před rokem +1

    In honor of Jason David Frank, say "IT'S MORPHIN' TIME!!!"

  • @pegah_di
    @pegah_di Před rokem +445

    That version of the "colours of the wind" song deserves its own separate like button.

    • @NotThatGuy_YepThatGuy
      @NotThatGuy_YepThatGuy Před rokem +8

      Agreed

    • @fallenafterling4128
      @fallenafterling4128 Před rokem +4

      His annoying points ruined it being funny for me because the song is actually pretty deep/beautifully written

    • @rneumeye
      @rneumeye Před rokem +1

      She matched every inflection of the original. 😌🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

  • @alvaroperez2349
    @alvaroperez2349 Před rokem +9

    “Home on the Range” And “Chicken Little” I understand, but “Tarzan?” “Brother Bear?” *”Meet the Robinsons?!”*

    • @sebastiantrias1529
      @sebastiantrias1529 Před rokem

      Again Brother Bear is not that good of a film,But Tarzan and Meet the Robinson are fine.

  • @lunafacose4174
    @lunafacose4174 Před 7 hodinami

    I’m sorry, but you CAN’T call Bolt garbage. It’s just amazing

  • @hyungjinsamuel1783
    @hyungjinsamuel1783 Před rokem +3

    Thank you for taking in my request!! You guys are awesome!! You have now fulfilled the honest trailer space stones of my childhood Disney movies😭

  • @IMaTotalDirtbag
    @IMaTotalDirtbag Před rokem +15

    I’m 39 and JUST discovered that Mel Gibson was the voice actor for John Smith. 😅

    • @BenHopkins1000
      @BenHopkins1000 Před rokem +3

      And Christian Bale was his buddy, Thomas

    • @VMan29397
      @VMan29397 Před rokem

      And he wasnt born in australia

    • @IMaTotalDirtbag
      @IMaTotalDirtbag Před rokem

      @@BenHopkins1000 My mind continues being blown 🤯

  • @KaeMcSpadden
    @KaeMcSpadden Před rokem +105

    It is kind of funny that they were hoping that this would be the best picture winner and considered the best animated movie ever, but instead The Lion King would be considered one of the best animated movies ever.
    In this movie’s defense, the animation still looks lovely even today, and the music and songs are still amazing.

    • @MrBrock314
      @MrBrock314 Před rokem +6

      Pocahontas and Lion King are both amazing visual movies and were excellent movies to watch in the mid/late-1990s.

  • @Wildwolfgirl626
    @Wildwolfgirl626 Před rokem +5

    I might have laughed way harder than I should have at the remake of the colors of the wind song but damn it, it was way to funny. Made tears in my eyes I laughed so hard at the lyrics

  • @emilyfarley1525
    @emilyfarley1525 Před rokem +1

    This is still top tier Disney. One of my favs

  • @Beeezledrop
    @Beeezledrop Před rokem +22

    You got me with the "Exactly what TLC warned us not to do" line.

  • @BuiHieuDong
    @BuiHieuDong Před rokem +73

    Hearing him calling Tarzan "Garbage" is probably the most surreal thing i heard today.

    • @writerpatrick
      @writerpatrick Před rokem +1

      The boxoffice and Rotten Tomatoes would disagree with that.

    • @cpthuggyface2011
      @cpthuggyface2011 Před rokem

      If he said Tarzan & Jane, yea. That threw me off.

    • @XxMCRroxnonstopxX
      @XxMCRroxnonstopxX Před rokem +3

      @@writerpatrick pretty the box office says Treasure Planet isn't good and that avengers end game is so I'm not listening to anything the box office says. But that's just me 😅

    • @Petard95
      @Petard95 Před rokem

      @@writerpatrick 89% and 75% are garbage?

  • @majorknight859
    @majorknight859 Před rokem +1

    That parody song was glorious lmao.
    Easily the best part of this video

  • @fuyuk1r1ft8
    @fuyuk1r1ft8 Před rokem +5

    That song was brilliant

  • @aloysiusmaina2625
    @aloysiusmaina2625 Před rokem +39

    Also, I declare blasphemy on Brother Bear (can teach Pixar about a thing or two about emotionally wrenching characters), Bolt (fun) and Meet the Robinsons (one of the best twist endings in animation)

  • @benabramowitz18
    @benabramowitz18 Před rokem +26

    Please say “We’re going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu!”

  • @abiyyufh1566
    @abiyyufh1566 Před rokem +1

    Meet the robinson, Bolt and Tarzan is absolute masterpiece

  • @gundamnmechas8518
    @gundamnmechas8518 Před rokem +1

    The Tarzan slander in the beginning 😭😂

  • @priest.reviews
    @priest.reviews Před rokem +189

    I actually really like "Savages", it's the best song in the movie. The visuals are great and the lyrics are really catchy.

    • @amityislandchum
      @amityislandchum Před rokem +38

      It is a great song. It would also have a great message... if it weren't being applied to the actual genocide of Native Americans.

    • @carycarnag8214
      @carycarnag8214 Před rokem +9

      I sing it referring to my children 🤭😂

    • @JP2GiannaT
      @JP2GiannaT Před rokem +10

      I like that song too. Plus, "sandwiches" subs out easily for "savages" while you're making lunch...((ahem)).

    • @brendancadogan6235
      @brendancadogan6235 Před rokem

      Then you'll love that Zog machine song Seth sings in American History X

    • @fandomshuzzah1907
      @fandomshuzzah1907 Před rokem +14

      It's a shame it takes a "both sides are at fault" view on,,,, colonialism and genocide (it IS catchy, And I'm sure there are really good native parodies of it out there if you want a different version to hum lol)

  • @felixwood5
    @felixwood5 Před rokem +101

    Say what you want about this film, colors of the wind is one of the best Disney songs ever made

  • @easterthefoolish
    @easterthefoolish Před rokem +1

    Please say,
    "Lechonk and the rest of your team should be all better now!"
    -Pokémon Center (Pokémon Violet)

  • @crystalthunderheart8895

    That gold song was stuck in my head for 3 months and I couldn't get rid of it until I watch the movie again

  • @DucNguyen0131
    @DucNguyen0131 Před rokem +16

    In memory of Jason David Frank, say "No, not this time. This time it's different. I'm at the end of the ropes, guys. Lord Zedd's had it in for me since the beginning... and he's closing in..."

  • @ZealoustranceTube
    @ZealoustranceTube Před rokem +28

    It feels both wrong and spot on to say that this Honest Trailer was savage.

  • @Thortok2000
    @Thortok2000 Před rokem +3

    "You can own the earth but still all you'll own is earth until you can paint with all the colors of the wind" - rest of the movie sucked, sure, but I can still take that one line out of it and be inspired by that one line.

  • @whitneylee8703
    @whitneylee8703 Před 7 měsíci +1

    This is definitely better than the movie. The only thing this movie did is stoke my curiosity to learn the true story of Pocahontas.

  • @luxurybuzz3681
    @luxurybuzz3681 Před rokem +60

    Tarzan is great!
    One of my favorite 2D animated movies of all time.

    • @Takisan111
      @Takisan111 Před rokem

      That movie is adorable and the songs always feels comforting. I think this movie speaks to a lot of kids out there that felt isolated for being different and give them hope that it is still possible to make strong lasting connections with others in spite of it.

  • @ACoolKidsProduction
    @ACoolKidsProduction Před rokem +4

    (Reads Wikipedia entry for this movie under "Historical Accuracy.")
    Holy shirtballs, they *REALLY* gave governor Ratcliffe a happier fate!

  • @taotravyuniversalist7747
    @taotravyuniversalist7747 Před 8 měsíci +1

    OMG that song... OMG i need that played somewhere in my life for a special occasion... Ugh, love it.

  • @BlueRidgeCritter
    @BlueRidgeCritter Před rokem +1

    I still always wanted to see where in east Virginia you would find cliffs like that. I was born 20 miles from where this took place, and I've lived my whole life in Virginia. I remember when the movie came out, thinking, where in the world are these huge waterfalls and cliffs on the peninsula? Have mercy Disney. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose
    @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose Před rokem +62

    Y'know, "Love in a Time of Colonization," would've actually made for a great Honest Title at the end. 😆
    Edit: I guess "Love at First White" works too.

    • @richardrobbins387
      @richardrobbins387 Před rokem +1

      Yeah, an almost B-Movie vampire comedy from the late 70s starring George Hamilton, is more cerebral.
      IMO 😉

  • @tomasalbanez1562
    @tomasalbanez1562 Před rokem +57

    Chicken Little and Bolt might be just nostalgia, maybe brother bear is more problematic than I remember, but Tarzan, Home on The Range and Meet the Robinsons are GOLD

    • @sebastiantrias1529
      @sebastiantrias1529 Před rokem +8

      No, not Home on the Range that was terrible except for the Villian, but Tarzan and Meet the Robinson are gold.

    • @ChromaticEagle
      @ChromaticEagle Před rokem +6

      What was wrong with brother bear?

    • @rubz1390
      @rubz1390 Před rokem +7

      How is brother bear problematic?

    • @tomasalbanez1562
      @tomasalbanez1562 Před rokem

      @@sebastiantrias1529 maybe the translation to portuguese gave em a glow up but the songs are all slaps

    • @tomasalbanez1562
      @tomasalbanez1562 Před rokem +1

      @@rubz1390 I hope it isn't, cause I still remember it fondly, but then again, the last time I saw it was more than 10y ago and it was a movie made in the 2000's about First Nations people, so I wouldn't be terribly surprised if they weren't sensible while making it

  • @Etcabezas
    @Etcabezas Před rokem +2

    I need an album of all the parody songs!

  • @caitlyngray8564
    @caitlyngray8564 Před rokem +1

    You did not just say Brother Bear, Meet the Robinsons, & Tarzan are garbage!!! Those are absolutely amazing movies!!

  • @elaniarkady7351
    @elaniarkady7351 Před rokem +359

    Okay whoever sang the parody song Needs a raise. It was brilliant. Please list in info box so we can properly thank them!

    • @GhostNet0997
      @GhostNet0997 Před rokem +1

      It sucked and wasn't funny at all

    • @shirophoenix01
      @shirophoenix01 Před rokem +28

      @@GhostNet0997 an edgelord has entered the chat.

    • @noelv1976
      @noelv1976 Před rokem +6

      @@GhostNet0997 you seem offended

    • @madmajek
      @madmajek Před rokem +1

      Ugh the voice was terrible.

    • @PhaseSkater
      @PhaseSkater Před rokem +4

      it was way off pitch...