Yes, there is no greater measure of maturity than excessive use of the word “fuck”. That’s why games that have them in their dialogue are rated M for mature.
well that's what going live has become. Unless you're an artist or someone showing something either educational or news or anything useful at all, that's what you do you advertise your self
@@eldritchteletubby9319 ^yep. he's basically saying that any person he'll be in a relationship with will never be a high priority for him. his mom probably isnt either, which is a double blow and the biggest of red flags you'll ever see
@@harayaalirak4040 so, goals don't matter, but people should be our priority? in 2022? Anyone who has a person as their priority is a loser. And yes, considering how crappy women are these days, most guys' moms are truly the best women they will ever see. Truth hurts.
@@ifjchsiwocjcjs4378 Nothing’s wrong with loving your mom but expecting your partner (if a woman) to be just like your mom, who takes care of you like a child is insane and immature. They’re your partner for a reason, not your new mom.
You really nailed the part where they mention their mom, they always say mom is their biggest inspiration and rock while being weird af towards women 🤣
Lol actually though, why is this?? Every single guy who raves about how much he loves his mum, and how other women can't compare, are just a huge walking red flag. Basically they're saying that no other women treat them like babies, do everything for them and let them get away with shit.
why are y'all hanging out on fuckboy streams to know them so welll !? and what the heck y'all doing that for anyway ... talk to real men - there are armies of them
@@ummmmmm17 Honestly never heard of douchbags doing this, I would completly be that guy because my mom raised me while my dad was in prison and she was strict, Even in my 20's she doesn't take crap, Never just did what I wanted, I would completly sing her praises which actually sucks now that I know that for some reason i guess now tik toc douchbags are ruining that lol
@@jsbaldo5556 there's nothing wrong with admiring or loving your mom. its just that a lot of men treat it as some sort of a competition and keep comparing their partners to their mothers which gets really toxic because they keep telling you that you'll never compare or be on her level. those are tel different relationships and expecting your partner to act like your mother shows how and what you expect of them and makes the other person insecure. now ofc you can love and respect your mother without doing any of that!!
@@ovs4744 The adoration for the mom isn't fake. After his dad left, he was raised by a single mother ("no dad club") and idolizes her to the point where he can never truly love another woman since nobody can compare to the idealized version of femininity he has constructed around the woman who raised him. He'll never find a replacement for his mother and he will always be alone for the rest of his life and that's the joke.
Lol the pretending not to know the celebrity "look-alike's" name is painfully accurate. You know he throws that out whenever he can. "Yeah, chicks swear I look like some dude named Channing Tatum or whatever his name is, but I just don't see it lol."
Every guy who raves about his mom like this, usually has a mom who: -acts more like a friend than a mom -let's her son drink with his friends at her house, at a very young age -has probably smoked weed with them -has no proper boundaries and has always let him get away with shit. -sticks up for him, even when he's in the wrong and never calls him out. -still treats him like a baby, does everything for him.
Having -dated- experienced this type of person in real life, I can confirm this video is 100% true. Yes, the camera shaking included. In real life he'll just try to brace his sneakers against any surface you're currently sitting on so that they would be visible and he'd look cool, but he'll ultimately give up after like ten awkward tries because it's uncomfortable and settle for crossed arms, hunched back leaning against the wall and legs straighter than his spotify playlist.
Whats wrong with men loving the woman who brought them into this world and gave them unconditional love??? Yall shame men but praise women when it comes to the mother child bonds
It’s not your fault. Teachers are pretty much the only people in school who can stop any kids from walking up and harassing anyone they like. And since they don’t do anything, there’s really nothing you can do without getting in trouble for defending yourself.
"No daddy gang" i was totally expecting it to be followed by something along the lines of "unless you're into that sh*t" *proceeds to bite and rub his lip with his thumb*
The amount of curses, emphasis on how much they do know or care of a certain celebrity mentioned by a viewer, and the slight mention of their mom so show they ‘care’ about their mom and a ‘good boy’. All spot on.
the "pretending not to not know the person they are compared to" because they are so sTraiGht is so accurate, told some if my friends to stop doing that or when he thinks, liking his mom means he can bash other women or the unnecessary swearing ugh. so true 🤣👍
She must literally observe everyone everywhere all at once. A master impressionist. I'm waiting for her debut feature film where BabyMykala is born at the end.
HAHAHAHAHA Never been on TikTok but this was hella funny. And when she said "I'm 26" I was DEAD. Like, do 26 year olds act like that fr? I thought it would be representing like a 16 year old. Damn.
Hun, you haven't met LA dudes that go to parties with teenagers & tiktokers. Who believe that acting like a teenage boy will give them a little bit of what conor franta or joey graceffa has. You see them all over la vlogs.
"You know, someone chill, just, someone real, like...abs, family wealth BUT doesn't make more money than me, no kids, no exes, no guy friends, must be cool with cheating--"
Is it that, or is it that he's never talked to a woman besides his mom and struggles to think of examples of "normal woman behavior" so he just goes back to "my mom is #1 in my life"; cuz lemme tell ya, the guys that talk about how much they love their moms...don't usually love their moms, they love having their laundry done for them
You're so good at these I forget I'm watching a sketch - for a moment I thought "why am I listening to this nerd?" That's how good you are!! 😆😆 Go on tour or do a full comedy show! Would totally pay to see
I love how her videos are usually something like "non-union child comedy actor agent after divorcing her tech NASDAQ trust fund husband" and this is just "men".
the way he repeats himself over and over because he has nothing actually good to say 😭 so accurate
😂
nah bro it's cuz he only speaks facts and needs to hammer them in
@@KatzRool imagine defending an imaginary guy
@@astriferouskazz And you took that seriously for what reason?
He talks about Noah Cement and being a mama's boy. He is a savant.
THE MOM MONOLOGUE WAS SO ACCURATE. THE FIXATED EYES, THE HAND GESTURES, THE NOSE. IT'S PERFECT.
THOSE EYES YES 🤯🤯🤯
Momologue
Nothing wrong in being a mama's boy.
@@shawnredmond8402 there’s mamas boy and then there’s that
@@PutinsMommyNeverHuggedHim You're jealous of someone's mom in a fake skit on CZcams? Jesus child hahahaha
"I'm 26" just absolutely blasted me through a wall. How does she do this? How has she cracked the personality code so thoroughly?
This comment sent me to an early grave… I am deceaseddddd
Same I literally thought he was 13💀✋
Because ur him
@@ZoeyTheGSP You good?
This comment is a so cute🥺
"What do you look for in a girl?"
My mom 🥰
Based.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL SO TRU
* Freud casually smiling in his grave *
@@villanelle2.0 love your user name
@@EmperorPalpatine0108 I take it you are from Alabama
Getting real heavy Kayden, Caleb, Justin, Austin, Shawn, Branden vibes from this
Nah this is definitely a Dylan, Jake, Jacob, Brayden, or Tyler
No Kayden and caleb are spot on
You're forgetting Connor pfft- but the Caleb and Kayden are spot on
Who?
and Kevin
I'm gonna need an entire netflix special where you play every character 😅🤣😂
Yes!!!
Oh!! That would be so amazing I'd watch the heck out of that!!!
i would look forward to the lounge singer and wasp mom arcs 😍
Netflix is where things go to die.
We need this immediately.
Each "what do you want" was like a stab in the brain, thank you for this true content queen 👑👑👑
Finally it's here
🤪😝🙂🙃🤫
Omg! I'm soooo glad it's here
Because ur that dude
My brains 😫 🔪
But what do you really want Mary
@@mfcmxtt6490 Ikr I was solo excited!!
I love how they treat the live as a dating app and advertise themselves😂
@scale 🖕 Finally its here.
Yes, there is no greater measure of maturity than excessive use of the word “fuck”. That’s why games that have them in their dialogue are rated M for mature.
well that's what going live has become. Unless you're an artist or someone showing something either educational or news or anything useful at all, that's what you do you advertise your self
@@asmodiusjones9563 based
Let's be real, they treat every app as a dating app :/
The mom monologue
The aggressiveness with setting the phone up
The “what do you want”
The “I’m 26”
Spot on 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
nah not agressivness, just incompetence
At first, I thought "she needs to join SNL!" but given her talent, she really just needs her own entire sketch comedy show🤣
Which she has
SNL destroys the souls of good comedians. So no, that's the last place someone like her needs to go.
Definitely her own show cause SNL is where comedy goes to die.
The way he tries to compliment his mom and just insults every other woman ever 👌
26🤣
How did he insult every other woman?
@@insomniacsnorlax By saying that every woman he could ever meet is weak and bad compared to his mother.
@@eldritchteletubby9319 ^yep. he's basically saying that any person he'll be in a relationship with will never be a high priority for him. his mom probably isnt either, which is a double blow and the biggest of red flags you'll ever see
@@harayaalirak4040 so, goals don't matter, but people should be our priority? in 2022? Anyone who has a person as their priority is a loser. And yes, considering how crappy women are these days, most guys' moms are truly the best women they will ever see. Truth hurts.
*"why are there so many fucking chicks on my live right now?"* jacob, theres 8 people watching your live
C. U. C. K. there are 8 people watching your live
plot twist: they're all chicks
This made me cry laughing
love that you named him jacob. this is the most jacob man to ever exist
@@reisluiza Plot twist #2, they're literally all baby chickens.
Having never experienced this type of person, I can confirm this video is 100% accurate
Especially the part where he looks like Daddy Noah Centineo 😍
That's how it feels with all her videos. (´∀｀)
the magic of caitlin lol
I've met this person about 50 times now
Having experienced this type of person, I too can confirm this video is 100% accurate.
The way you portray insufferability is just perfect. It's hard to watch but so so good.
Using the word “fucking” to describe everything as a way of compensating for the lack in vocabulary, the accuracy 😭
I am convinced that Caitlin is every personality in existence in one body. (´∀｀)
What if she’s God, but just making fun of all of us in these videos?
@@AzazelBathory and I wouldn't be surprised 😌💅
@@AzazelBathory "What if God was one of us? Making fun of all of us?"
Plot twist, she actually has multiple personality disorder and we're all just cheering it on.
I swear I've actually heard people say the "no one else will ever compare to my mom" bit verbatim 😂😂 She plays a guy-dude so well
He has, in fact, never been in a relationship or been talked to by someone interested in him yet walks around with an air of delusional confidence.
Ch0p off
His di
ck and put him in his place
bro stop calling me out wtf
@@kalbiuwu get cast
The “I am going to expect my significant other to be a second mommy for me” vibes
I never understood guys like this...I already have one mom I don't need another! Learn how to take care of yourself like holy shit lmfao 😆
Ur delusional. There is no vibes like that. EVERYBODY should have the right to love their mom, men and women. Dont shame one but praise the other
@@ifjchsiwocjcjs4378 Nothing’s wrong with loving your mom but expecting your partner (if a woman) to be just like your mom, who takes care of you like a child is insane and immature. They’re your partner for a reason, not your new mom.
@@ifjchsiwocjcjs4378 Your indignant defensiveness is really helping sell the character here.
@@David-ln8qh im a woman
Nobody's talking about that "Ummmmmm..." in the beginning. It was so perfect 🤣
the 'camera setting' part is just so perfect
You really nailed the part where they mention their mom, they always say mom is their biggest inspiration and rock while being weird af towards women 🤣
#NoDaddyGang
Lol actually though, why is this?? Every single guy who raves about how much he loves his mum, and how other women can't compare, are just a huge walking red flag. Basically they're saying that no other women treat them like babies, do everything for them and let them get away with shit.
why are y'all hanging out on fuckboy streams to know them so welll !? and what the heck y'all doing that for anyway ... talk to real men - there are armies of them
@@ummmmmm17 Honestly never heard of douchbags doing this, I would completly be that guy because my mom raised me while my dad was in prison and she was strict, Even in my 20's she doesn't take crap, Never just did what I wanted, I would completly sing her praises which actually sucks now that I know that for some reason i guess now tik toc douchbags are ruining that lol
@@jsbaldo5556 there's nothing wrong with admiring or loving your mom. its just that a lot of men treat it as some sort of a competition and keep comparing their partners to their mothers which gets really toxic because they keep telling you that you'll never compare or be on her level. those are tel different relationships and expecting your partner to act like your mother shows how and what you expect of them and makes the other person insecure. now ofc you can love and respect your mother without doing any of that!!
Literally the only time they actually say anything with strong beliefs is when they diss women. The whole mom speech was painfully accurate
You said it perfectly 👏🏻👏🏻
True lol
Fear the ladies then support laws to control em. The ameriman nightmare
“whatdoyoulookforinagirl AHHHUUHEMMM…..”
That noise right there hit me, that’s literally every person who goes live ever.
I know like lmao
They always speak so aggressively for no reason 😂
I burst out laughing the first 3 seconds 😂 the level of intricacies in her comedic timing is next level
HOW 👏 DO 👏 YOU 👏 GET 👏 IT 👏 RIGHT 👏 EVERY 👏 SINGLE 👏 TIME ❤️
She claps less than you do, I guess?
Her accuracy is off the charts
The heart 😭
Finally it's not here!
why 👏 do 👏 twittercuck 👏 whitoids 👏 have 👏 to 👏 sound 👏 like 👏 a 👏 massive 👏 retard 👏 on 👏 social 👏 media
Video Idea: Guys that start a podcast instead of going to therapy
YES PLEASE DO THIS
Let’s get this comment to the top.
OMG
This would be perfect!!
That would be infuriating. I'd love it.
The fake appreciation for their mom it's so on point.
Projecting much 🤣🤣
Missing the entire mommy issues joke damn
fr, they treat their mothers like slaves and then praise them, hoping they look more husban-material that way 😂
@@ClintEPereira what joke
@@ovs4744 The adoration for the mom isn't fake. After his dad left, he was raised by a single mother ("no dad club") and idolizes her to the point where he can never truly love another woman since nobody can compare to the idealized version of femininity he has constructed around the woman who raised him. He'll never find a replacement for his mother and he will always be alone for the rest of his life and that's the joke.
Hearing "no daddy gang" and "I'm 26" In succession was rough
the best part is when he says hes 26 🤣🤣🤣🤣 some guys dont change since high school
I have never met anyone like this in my life, but Caitlin's impressions always make me feel as though I have lol
Exactly
this is usually the case for me but unfortunately I've met multiple dudes like this 😔💔
Count your blessings that you haven't 😭
About 80% of todays youth under 30 lol your age might play a factor 😂
I envy you XD
Saying he doesn't know what Noah C does but then saying he didn't watch his movies was so accurate
Lol the pretending not to know the celebrity "look-alike's" name is painfully accurate. You know he throws that out whenever he can. "Yeah, chicks swear I look like some dude named Channing Tatum or whatever his name is, but I just don't see it lol."
I have a colleague who tried this. On whatsapp, in a group that we use for work. PLUS selfie. He's 33.
@@OrontesRM good lord 😭
I look like Tim Shalamaladingdong
Every guy who raves about his mom like this, usually has a mom who:
-acts more like a friend than a mom
-let's her son drink with his friends at her house, at a very young age
-has probably smoked weed with them
-has no proper boundaries and has always let him get away with shit.
-sticks up for him, even when he's in the wrong and never calls him out.
-still treats him like a baby, does everything for him.
You can see mom really set him up for success.
I’m not exaggerating this is SPOT ON. I made the mistake of watching a man’s live for the first time in my life and this was the ENTIRE EXPERIENCE.
Having -dated- experienced this type of person in real life, I can confirm this video is 100% true. Yes, the camera shaking included. In real life he'll just try to brace his sneakers against any surface you're currently sitting on so that they would be visible and he'd look cool, but he'll ultimately give up after like ten awkward tries because it's uncomfortable and settle for crossed arms, hunched back leaning against the wall and legs straighter than his spotify playlist.
omg
Straighter 😂😂😂😂 than Spotify😭😭😭 playlist 💀
STRAIGHTER THAN HIS SPOTIFY PLAYLIST 💀
Straighter than his Spotify playlist ?????
“legs straighter than his spotify playlist” PLEASE I’M STEALING THIS FROM NOW ON 💀💀💀💀
The “I’m 26” line after the mother’s boy talk is the cherry on the top 💀
Why?
Whats wrong with men loving the woman who brought them into this world and gave them unconditional love??? Yall shame men but praise women when it comes to the mother child bonds
i honestly do not get this can someone explain
@@ifjchsiwocjcjs4378 Nobody said that?? 😭
@@sarahalviz979 yeah nobody said it so i brought it up stupid
This girl knows EVERY PERSONALITY ARCHETYPE. It’s hilarious!
the fact that this is the kind of guy who bullied me throughout highschool depresses me so much
It’s not your fault. Teachers are pretty much the only people in school who can stop any kids from walking up and harassing anyone they like. And since they don’t do anything, there’s really nothing you can do without getting in trouble for defending yourself.
This guy regularly comments on women’s bodies and then posts his mom on Instagram for international women’s day.
That frantically awkward phone adjustment at the beginning is GOLD
Saw it and just hummed with bliss.
@@ninsuhnrey lol emphasis on "bliss" 🤣
Why they be doing that tho lol
You've really mastered the crooked smile
The "uuuuuuuum" before answering a question is perfectly done!
All your male characters are so funny and relatable
One of your best honestly
"No one will ever compare to my mom" might as well be the slogan for Men Inc at this point
Bonus points for when its the subdivision Sons of the Infernal Mothership Ltd that adds "...and we are glad about it, too" to that slogan.
Never watched a guy go live, but I'm sure this is 100% accurate
@scale umm oukkkk...
Very beautiful, very powerful.
Finally it's there.
That " crossing your hands over your head " move is so accurate
The deep "UUUHHHHHM" was so accurate omg
The way that she even holds her mouth while talking is soooooo accurate. "I'm 26" TOOK ME OUT
"No daddy gang" i was totally expecting it to be followed by something along the lines of "unless you're into that sh*t" *proceeds to bite and rub his lip with his thumb*
The amount of curses, emphasis on how much they do know or care of a certain celebrity mentioned by a viewer, and the slight mention of their mom so show they ‘care’ about their mom and a ‘good boy’. All spot on.
I liked the repetition of the same few phrases because they don't know what else to say
Dammit, every time. Fill me with furious anger at people I don’t even know 🤣🤣🤣
You know she’s a good actress when her characters genuinely awaken an ancient eldritch annoyance within you 😭
the "pretending not to not know the person they are compared to" because they are so sTraiGht is so accurate, told some if my friends to stop doing that or when he thinks, liking his mom means he can bash other women or the unnecessary swearing ugh. so true 🤣👍
the phone shaking at the beggining was very accurate lmfao
Yeah , nice touch haha.
The heck. I just got off from a live just now with a guy who acted exactly like this. Nothing has ever been this accurate. 👏😂
The million dollar question is…whY?
The talent is immeasurable. 🙏
She must literally observe everyone everywhere all at once. A master impressionist. I'm waiting for her debut feature film where BabyMykala is born at the end.
Caitlin, thank you for your service to this country.
the taking eternity to straighten the camera was already the most evocative representation of every guy starting a live
These are the guys who think having a social media account and wearing hoodies are personality traits. 🤦🏾
She is so observant and smart. One of the funniest people I have ever seen in my life.
That fuccboi smirk... nailed it 😂
okay it’s time for you to make one of those alpha male podcast parodies. please and thank you.
"I'm 26" really summed up the entire experience 😭
HAHAHAHAHA Never been on TikTok but this was hella funny. And when she said "I'm 26" I was DEAD. Like, do 26 year olds act like that fr? I thought it would be representing like a 16 year old. Damn.
EXACTLY! I was like: this dude can not be older than 16/17 an then she litteraly shot me with 26
Hun, you haven't met LA dudes that go to parties with teenagers & tiktokers. Who believe that acting like a teenage boy will give them a little bit of what conor franta or joey graceffa has.
You see them all over la vlogs.
@@maheenm.k1015 that sounds so sad...
I know guys on 30 that behave like this. Very cringe.
@@michellel9739 and very sad. Seriously
This is so hilarious omg 😂😂😂 the beginning “there’s so many chicks in here” lmao
This made me physically sick...
10/10 impression lmao you completely nailed it
Caitlyn is giving this guy way too much credit because you know he says "mad bitches" instead of "so many chicks".
You got the Oedipus complex down perfectly.
"What do look for in a girl? " They always answer that question and elaborate so much.
"You know, someone chill, just, someone real, like...abs, family wealth BUT doesn't make more money than me, no kids, no exes, no guy friends, must be cool with cheating--"
Lol they always have no real criteria except 'fit and athletic,' meanwhile they look like a potato with hair gel
The mum has brainwashed him. She made her son her emotional husband. You see this in parent alienation
Exactly and the mom sees every girl he dates as competition because she wants to be the number one woman in his world.
Is it that, or is it that he's never talked to a woman besides his mom and struggles to think of examples of "normal woman behavior" so he just goes back to "my mom is #1 in my life"; cuz lemme tell ya, the guys that talk about how much they love their moms...don't usually love their moms, they love having their laundry done for them
@@cam4636 i want to print out your comment and frame it and display it in the living room of my house
@@cam4636 exactly men like to put blame on women for everything as if the father doesn't play a role.
This is so good it's scary. Caitlyn's acting skills are incredible!
even the way the video lags and then suddenly goes twice the speed is so accurate
The chaotic shaking camera, though! 😭
Legit how my cousin acts when he goes on live. Fun fact: there isn't actually "mad bitches"
"why are there so many *fockin' chicks* here"
the chat: 8 other guys and a bot
@scale wtf
how are you legitimately so accurate with every single character you do i'm in complete awe
the pained, flared face with the “uHMMM” got me 💀
I was JUST thinking we haven’t seen a Caitlin-guy skit in a while. This guy is up here with the “thinkluencer”
As long as Caitlin Reilly draws breath, nobody's cringe behaviors are safe
As a guy,, I just wanna say: BRAVO! SPOT ON! YOU F*CKING NAILED IT!
@scale omg stoppp 😳
This woman slays with some of her impressions / characters. The inflection. The way she throws her arms as she talks here. 🤣 too good
The level of cringe was so accurate and believable. You're really good at what you do.
I have never watched Love Island but somehow I feel like every male contestant there is like this
This is an exact portrait of someone I know and I will never let him see this.
Please dump him
She just channeled justin bieber’s energy
That “26” punchline was just *chefs kiss* perfect 👌
Ending on “im 26” … brilliant!
the only thing missing is that “accidental” gratuitous ab & boxer flash lmaooo
"How old are you? I'm 26."
If *this* is not a curveball, IDK what _is_
idk i thought he was in his 20s
"I'm 26." Horrifying yet accurate.
The camera adjusting killed me. And the "no daddy gang" buried me.
I've gone down the Caitlin rabbit hole, bingeing these. So talented, this is hilarious.
You're so good at these I forget I'm watching a sketch - for a moment I thought "why am I listening to this nerd?" That's how good you are!! 😆😆
Go on tour or do a full comedy show! Would totally pay to see
He’s not a nerd. He’s plain boring
Without fail, you embody every single one of these characters PERFECTLY!
I love how her videos are usually something like "non-union child comedy actor agent after divorcing her tech NASDAQ trust fund husband" and this is just "men".
because she doesn't think of men as real people
😂
@@winstonmarlowe5254 are they?
No. She makes fun of moms(women) alot. Get over yourself.
@@winstonmarlowe5254 this is NOT what I meant get over it boy
THE END FUCKING SENT ME TO URANUS “uhm how old are you? i’m 26.” 💀😭
The part about his strong mom just brought me to tears.