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"Are you busy right now? You are? That's okay, I'll just take a few moments of your time..." *monologues at you for a solid five minutes*

they act like it's the kid's fault they got pregnant💀

That was the most uncomfortable thing I’ve seen all day and I just pierced someone’s nipple an hour ago.

Likes pizza and sports? I don’t know anyone like that.

This is a masterclass in the art of nostril acting

that phone call at the end :(

*don Chu EVer peek 2 Mi dh Dat WAY.*

Seriously, I'm impressed by the acting, real talk

I was watching hacks for the first time the other day. I was like hold on, I know her from somewhere

Never see them in person, on end of phone trying to discourage you.

The only thing missing was you have to stand there awkwardly for at least a minute before they even acknowledge your existence.

"I'm a scientist. I can't be good at my job and be nice" 😂

❤it You showed up for Jesus this week. A lot of people failed to do that

I don’t know why “We’re pregnant” ever became a thing. The woman is pregnant. The man helped her get pregnant. The woman is going to be a mom. The man is going to be a dad. They’re both going to be parents. I have 3 kids and, as a man, I can confirm my wife was pregnant each time but I was not.

Yup I hate her every second of it. Good job 👍

I didnt really get what this video before I played it but I got it in the first 3 milliseconds after it started playing 😂😂

Apologizing with that dead look in her eyes lol

What is a WASP mom ?

This is gold

Omg wtf 😂😂😂

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As a member of Generation X I had no idea what she was saying. Can someone define those slang words for me please?

"We totally just leave the door open and casually chat while we're on the toilet, we're just that chill, y'know?". "Oh yeah, I'm absolutely chatting with multiple people on three different dating apps".

When you complain about a character trope in a dead genre you don't like.

I love this waitress lol

If the intent was to be totally obnoxious: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

to caitlin: i'm commenting this here because this was just recommended to me, but i watched dead boy detectives recently and you're absolutely amazing. when kingham and litty jumped out of niko's mouth i audibly gasped and went "omg it's caitlin reilly!" you probably won't see this, but i just thought your performance was hilarious and i really hope you get to do more acting in shows like that in the future!

Or I tell them I have Tricare and they have no idea how to process that insurance.

This is giving Claire from Modern Family when Halley announced she's pregnant.

This has become a classic already

Too much..

it got really creepy at the end there, didn’t it

I don’t think anybody but my mom has said happy birthday to me for probably 5 years and running

There are so many new labels for hating on women, I just can't keep up anymore 😅

Caitlin might be the greatest observational comedian of all time.

Caitlin Reilly has the best crazy eyes

I was waiting for the obligatory forced deep breath.

The ABBA was a nice touch. Like a gut wrenching reminder of days gone by or wasted youth or her her senile mother (played by Betty White or something)

Im bens cousin and im fucking pissed she interrupted my crypto pitch to my 83 year old aunt.

That's some invasive vibe even with expressing their opinion on almost everything wtf, the idea is to pretend being your friend's mom to whose house you were invited?

$975 for out of pocket doctor’s appointment seems cheap. Can I go to that hospital?

LMAOOOOOOO

I don’t ever tell people when it’s my birthday, my brother took me out one time with the family I told him I did not want the restaurant to sing and bring out a cake, the cake is not worth it to me. However my niece wanted the cake apparently they bring out a small birthday cake if it’s your birthday, well I had to go through the whole ordeal just so my niece could have the cake, so worth it I love my family.

I wake up at 4 AM because I just have to go to an actual job

You wonder why husbands murder their wives, this is why

This made me so angry

Just absolutely goddamn gorgeous, cute and sexy af you are😍😋💕

lolll so true

Why hasn't Hollywood signed Caitlin for a rom-com with someone like Ryan Reynolds or Chris Hemsworth?

1:38. should could have made it even better by slurping through a straw on a big gulp