r/Idontworkherelady "I'm A Customer, YOU MORON!"
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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 15. 09. 2020
- r/Idontworkherelady In today's episode, OP is an older woman who visits a fitness center because she needs her exercise machine repaired. The manager who works there just assumes that OP is there for a job interview, and then immediately starts acting condescending to her by saying that old people shouldn't work at a gym. Not only is that insanely rude, it's also illegal! OP doesn't stand for and gets this entitled jerk fired!
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Driver: *Looking for parking spot.*
Lady: "You're looking for me!"
Driver: "Oh thanks!" *Parks on top of lady.*
Lol
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Thank you for this comment! Lol, Itâs hilarious to me! XD
HAHA YES
Lolololololololololololololol
Reminds me of my wife's grandmother who was mortified when a person "died" on a soap opera on ABC and ended up 2 weeks later on another soap opera on CBS.
Sounds like my grandmother.
Used to happen to me when I was 5 and would see my favorite hero die in one movie and alive in another (and this time wooing another girlđ€Ł)
We can forgive her since she's old đ
Mortified? You know that word means âreally embarrassed,â right?
@@kranberry3318 Words are just sounds used to convey meaning. As long as you understand what they're getting at, they could've said she was bomdangled or hamjinxed and nothing would change except some letters
2000: Don't get into a stranger's cars
2015: Hire strangers to get into their cars
2020: Harass strangers to get into their cars.
2030: Hire strangers to get into your car.
@@vadfarkas14 nope that ones been around longer than any of us
2040: break into strangersâ cars and wait for them to return from their errand
That moment when I realised she wasn't confused about the guy portraying a doctor as an _actor,_ but that she believed the TV hospital was _real._ đ€€
Of course they are real! Look at Grey's Anatomy! Doctors have sex in their workplace all the time! Even in death beds! Xd
@@strikeforce1500 grey anatomy be like, EMERGENCY THIS KID JUST GOT A PENCIL STUCK IN HIS SKULL, meanwhile the doctors fucming in the pther room be like đ©đ©đłđł
@@strikeforce1500 I dunno... the TV show is totally different from the book...
@@maggpiprime954 there is a BOOK?
@@Froggers. Yep! Classic non-fiction, it's been around since 1858. It's pretty gory, but you don't realise it until someone sticks their nose over your shoulder.
Strangers in a car: stalks kids
Karen: Stalks strangers in a car
Stalker level: Karen
How the turn have table
There's always a bigger fish
I guess you would call this Karenmic balance?
Thing is, that would've been an easy way to get kidnapped.
Concerning the last story I really like this quote from George Carlin:
âThink of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.â
Yup, I think of that quote every day. czcams.com/video/8rh6qqsmxNs/video.html
I hate that quote, that's not how averages work. It's possible for 0% or 99% of something to be below an average.
Maybe they're just tacitly relying on the assumption that intelligence follows a normal distribution.
But I really feel that if you're insulting other people's intelligence you should use "median" and "average" correctly.
@@markanon8914 average intelligence is 100 and that is in the middle of the distribution curve
@@markanon8914 average can also mean median although the mean is more common
average
/Ëav(É)rÉȘdÊ/
noun
a number expressing the central or typical value in a set of data, in particular the mode, median, or (most commonly) the mean, which is calculated by dividing the sum of the values in the set by their number.
â@@AltonV Hmm I've personally never seen 'average' used to mean 'median' (or maybe it was but I assumed it was mean). But I guess if the dictionary people say so, then there must be people that use it as such... That's just confusing though, I already dislike those people :p
The story about the actor reminds me of Friends when Joeyâs stalker thought he was Dr. Drake Ramoray and when Joey tried to explain he was just pretending to be a doctor, the stalker only asked âDo the people at the hospital know about this?â
....ânice girls. Not great with concepts!â
-Chandler Bing
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO COMMENT ABOUT THAT EPISODE! lol such a classic đ
this has to be fake and just that
A couple years later there was a movie that was mildly similar in concept called Galaxy Quest. There was a planet of aliens that never lied or something and didn't realize that a Star Trek show (not actually star trek) wasn't a documentary or something (it's probably been 20 years since I've seen the movie so I don't recall the specific details)
Exactly! At least the stalker was Brooke Shields. I wouldn't mind being stalked by her.
A solid reminder that for as dumb as Joey kinda is, that there are people even dumber than that who make him look like a college-educated genius.
That last story was a fine example of r/storiesaboutkevin
No kidding I'm fucking cringing so hard
Ikr
I... I just canât... my brain canât comprehend that level of stupid...
@@SUBM4CH1N3 I think it may actually have come from there, as I definitely heard this story elsewhere a few weeks ago.
If that is real I seriously think she has some type of mental disability or brain damage.
I can't believe how just really discriminatory those dudes were being seen the fact that the owner was a woman have you not met your boss who is a woman
But ye, they dumb.
Itâs honestly probably fake. The story is a little too perfect
(Reposting my comment here so you donât have to find my explanation of the story) Okay like straight up. That second story with the old lady and gym equipment is kinda bullshit. Imagine youâre the employee right, and youâre standing there working with a bunch of big guys applying for a job, your focus is getting them through considering itâs important and you have such a long line. Itâs not your responsibility to talk to every customer there, thatâs the other employees responsibility. So when this old lady approaches you and asks for paperwork without mentioning anything else or maybe asking if sheâs talking to a customer service employee, then you would be a bit confused considering the stereotype around people that exercise (predominantly men) and around the people that work at gyms or equipment stores (also men, who are usually very well built). So you tell your boss âhey I think she might be confused, letâs pull her in back, ask some questions, and see if she knows what sheâs applying for.â Then when you start asking questions the old lady hits you with some attitude and starts questioning you and saying you donât actually know anything about the equipment you sell. I guarantee thatâd start to annoy you, sheâs a classic Karen. Now granted, the questions they asked werenât technically correct, but, the intention behind those questions and concerns, from a business, and health aspect, where very legitimate. Old people, not just women, have frail bones, thatâs just a fact. And she would be working in a building where she would regularly be lifting and move plates and equipment, ranging from 25-100lbs on a daily basis. The second she gets hurt, which she most likely would, as would any old person, she gets workers comp and the company gets sued. She also most likely, to them, doesnât look like she could hold her own in an environment. They worded theses concerns very poorly, but they were valid concerns, both for their business, and for her health. Also. As we all know. When you write a story about yourself you exaggerate a bit to make yourself out to be the clear âhero.â Iâd be willing to put money down that these guys doing the interview did not have half the attitude that she portrayed, nor did the big guy deserve to loss his job over valid concerns. Sure they handled it poorly. But that doesnât mean this lady didnât cause this to happen. Who walks into a respected business, sees a BUNCH of guys filling out paperwork and assume that theyâre all here for repairs. If thereâs that many people needing repairs after a 2 week quarantine, then this company and their products would be out of business for being garbage. She could have very easily asked âhey is this customer serviceâ like all people do when theyâre in a building theyâre not familiar with
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Like, Iâm pretty sure if a woman comes into an interview, and then says, âIâve been exercising longer than youâve been alive. Blah blah blah.â Thereâs already red flags to the interview, so at that point, itâs not even discrimination.
It's obviously a fake story
OP: *Rolls up in car*
Karen: Do you even Lyft?!
"Come with me if you want to Lyft". No? OK
You won the comments.
That last one made my heart hurt. But then again, I'm not too surprised. As a college graduate myself, I met quite a few people at my university who lacked even the most basic common sense. That's sadly one thing that is not taught in schools, but should be... if it can even be taught at all.
At my first job as a chemical process operator (Chemikant) I had a training of 3 years (Germany). Alongside was somebody, who can be called a moron.
You should assume that a chemical process operator should know a bit of chemistry. But this guy (in the 3rd a last year!) asked a question, which can easily be answered by someone in the 1st year.
I can't remember, which question it was. It was ~22 years ago.
Way back when I was renting one of a dozen rooms in a converted building, there was a guy I got to know I'll call "Gary". Gary went to school for computer science, and got his A+ certification, even though he seemed to need an instruction card in order to breathe. There was one day where, I kid you not, he actually forgot how to tie his own shoes. Gary was a bona fide idiot of the highest caliber, and yet he managed to get certified to work on computer hardware. It's enough to make one weep.
Props to that last lady. I wouldn't have been able to stop myself from laughing in her face.
I remember when I mistook someone for a store worker. After he said I don't work here, I said: Okay.
What? That's it? You should have said more. He obviously was just a lazy employee trying to get out of doing anything. If I were you, I would have screamed at him a bunch, demanded to see his manager, and throw a huge hissy fit like a spoiled toddler. It's the reasonable thing to do, really.
You could have at least accused them of lying đ
What's even worse in a mind numbing way, is when a customer asks "do you work here?" when you're very clearly plainly dressed as an employee. đđ
@@NyttAura IDK man, I've learned to ask anyway. Apparently you can buy Walmart vests online, so I've once asked for help only for the person to realize he's wearing the vest he bought at an actual Walmart. Imagine the shock when I looked it up and they are indeed for sale on eBay. Apparently he normally shops at Target and wears it for the confused looks he gets, and wasn't planning on being at Walmart that day but needed something. Now I ask at any store, even if the logo is staring me in the face.
I tend to get asked a lot if I'm open at my cash.
"I mean I'm not posing for anything, so pretty sure I'm open, but I guess I should check with my supervisor just to be really sure, cause I don't have a light on or anything above my cash" No I've never said this, but it's tempting.
I've been tempted to walk off a few times, when asked if I was open.
Good Lord, that last one is basically terrifying
The stupidity is strong in that one.
GrandmasterDevo it almost sounds fake, but knowing some people that I do, I could definitely see it being real
Itâs probably fake or vastly exaggerated, but funny story
Yeah, she is probably a Trump voter.
@@Hans_P_G No, thats the kind of person that doesnt vote because the KGB Assassins they saw on the TV shot up a crowd at an airport once. Remember, No Russian.
That last story made my brain twitch
LMAO
And she has a bacherlor's degree. In what? Basketweaving?
@Crim the Northern Smithy why would you subject yourself to that kind of masochistic torture
Gender, Agism and Disability discrimination in employment is extremely illegal, but also extremely common. I know, I suffer from Disability discrimination.
The thing is, canât the people just refer her to customer service
Being less likely to get a job based on those thing, especially depending on the job, is sadly valid.
But any kind of exclusion or discrimination is just wrong!
Meritocracy is better then having yo employ someone just to fill a quota.
BUT half assed meritocracy where part of the workforce is excluded invalidatly, is not meritocracy!
That is nepotism!
The old lady didnât tell the recruiters she was a customer in the wrong place, even when she realised she was in the wrong place.
@@Martynde I know that. I'm just saying that it's a common practise to descriminate against gender, age and disability. But businesses tend to do so quietly and behind closed doors. To do so loudly like that is really bad.
@@ethribin4188 I love the idea of Meritochracy. To get a job that you have earned, instead of being given it just to fill a job position.
Idk that last woman doesn't sound dumb. She sounds like there's genuinely something wrong with her that she needs help with.
Yeah, she needs to carry a potted tree with her to replace the oxygen she's stealing!
I agree, she seems kinda detached from reality.
Agreed.
@@hawkeyescoffee6399 Sounds to me that if she's smart enough to have a degree but missing out on what was being explained to her, that it could easily be a learning disability or a form of Autism. A lot of women never get diagnosed or when they do it's because their sons have it. Autism presents in women vastly differently than it does in boys/men. One of the main traits is missing out on social cues. She sounds like shes a good mom and a hard worker, just not picking up on a social aspect of the conversation.
It sounds like a fake story based on Brooke Shieldsâ character in Friends. đ
I could swear that last story was an episode of friends...
Lil LaF Zally It was.
IKR!!!
Except that there wasn't any mention of "foodal chokage". czcams.com/video/9V37LX407yM/video.html
This year has taught me one thing: Never underestimate the stupid of other people
That lady trying to get into the Lyft driverâs car: youâre gonna get kidnapped.
Whoâd want that piece of trash?
Asya lmao sheâs gonna hijack em
@@autumnmarilyn5216 she be the lyft
âItâs unsafe for older people to work out with gym equipmentâ
Heh. You got a lot to learn. Iâve seen plenty of older people who could probably squat the equivalent of two bulldozers. Itâs possible for older people to be fit AF
When the karen realizes she messed with the wrong person:
Karen: ...
Person: ...
Karen: *Gatta go fast*
Karen: I am speed
@@akshatshukla249 OP: Oh yeaa i can type in light speed.
/tp @s 2000 ~ 2000
@@Evinti /tp @a 2019
@@WhoRUTalkingAbout /time set 2019
Karen: âYouâre a LYFT! Drive for me!â
Me: âI canât accept a credit card. So I charge $500, up front and in cash. And youâll need to cancel your current driver request.â
Karen: â[Karenese].â
Me: âOh, you can apologize for harassing random customers to this store.â
Karen: â[Reluctant. ... apology].â
Me: âApology accepted.â [Starts driving away].
Karen: âArenât you going to drive me?â
Me: âSo you were wrong about being remorseful for harassing a customer?â
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Lmao
My husband used to pick me up from the city train station. We had it timed pretty well, he'd arrive around the time the train pulled into the station. On multiple occasions someone just got in the car, in the back seat, thinking he was a lyft or uber (he was neither and there were no stickers on the car). Once he had to yell for the woman to get out of his car. By that point I had reached the car too, it wasn't until she saw me kiss my husband from the front seat that she accepted we weren't her ride. Some people think the world revolves around them.
K a r e n e s e
@@whywhy958 I'm of Asian descent from Houston and a friend's dad was bad-mouthing the Astros. Friend said, "Shut up, dad." Friend points at me and whispers, "Houstonese."
The one with the actor reminds me of Galaxy Quest, where the aliens think that the sci-fi show they've seen is actually real.
Yeah, except the aliens, though child-like, were still able to understand what Tim Allen's character meant when he explained to them that he 'WAS AN ACTOR ON A FICTIONAL TV SHOW.'
Oh yeah, and he only had to do it ONCE. Lol
Good point
Sounds like the plot from that Friends episode where Joey is dating Brooke Shields
@@Center-For-I.E.D.Mismanagement They actually didn't understand if I remember right, he had to specifically say "We lied".
Paul L I guess she thinks the hospital show is a reality show.
That last one made me wanna cry that people like that have children. Then I have to deal with them in society and see them get a degree also. Then I'll probably see them when they're working a job that should require common sense and then I'll have anxiety about how my fate was unfortunately put in their hands. I'm getting anxiety just thinking about it.
Itâs amazing that the person in the last story genuinely believed the show was a reality show and not a drama
OMG, the last story killed me. I had a supervisor once when I was working as an assistant at an elementary school library. This "librarian" was something else. We had a library database that was online and super easy to use, even children use it. It even had an easy web address to remember. This "librarian" would spend all her time on the internet to "buy books for the library", basically just filling her online cart with "cute books". She did that the entire shift, every shift.
After 4 years of working at that school she came me as I was working on my computer and asked me how to get to the library database. I was a bit confused at the question but I replied with the web address, as I thought that's what she was asking for.
She looked at me like a puppy trying to understand human speech with her head tilted to one side and a confused look on her face. This made me even more confused. Then she said "no, how do you get to the library database?" I stopped what I was doing to further look at her and try to understand the question.
Basically, after about 5 minutes of questioning I figured out what she wanted. I had to show her HOW TO GO ON THE INTERNET. It's the year 2012... not 1998.
I kid you not... I literally had to close my window, show her how to click on Chrome, wait for the window to open and type the web address I gave her and show her the database. SHE WAS TAKING NOTES, PEOPLE.
She's been working there for 4 years. She is in her late 30s, has a Bachelor degree from university, she has TWO children (who are probably alive because of her husband), she's MY supervisor (works half the time, does nothing all day, and makes more than twice as much as I do) and she's that DUMB? How are people that incompetent get such good jobs?
Mind you, no one believed me when I told them this story... and I don't blame them. Tbh, I couldn't believe it myself had I not actually been there to experience that. Sometimes, I still think I hallucinated that entire scene due to stress of working under such an incompetent person.
She ended up working there for three more years before she was finally let go. Reasons unknown ;)
The last story reminds me of one of Joey's girlfriend from friends.......
Funnily enough this reminded me of Brians girlfriend Jillian from Family Guy. Very pretty but dumb as a rock.
Yes exactly! Lol that girl was nuts
I thought about that too!
âIâm not a doctor, I just pretend to be one!â
âOh, my goodness! Do the people at the hospital know about this?â
Or Phoebe herself.
@@NyttAura Brooke Shields though!! Am I right??
"Nobody is that stupid" Oh... my sweet summer child...
As I'm hearing the last story, the whole time I'm envisioning Brians girlfriend Jillian from Family Guy. đ đ
I envisioned Lindsay from total drama island
I pictured Brooke Shields' guest spot on Friends, where she played a stalker who thought Joey really was Dr. Drake Ramoray.
It reminds of that episode of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. When Will tells a bunch of old ladies Carlton was the character that killed a fan favourite actor, and they harassed him all the way to their hotel.
rslash was my gateway CZcamsr to hours and hours of content deep into Reddit CZcams whilst I scroll through Reddit
I like to refer to that little phenomenon as âthe voidâ
Same here
@@skeltonslay8er781 or "the infinite loop, known otherwise as the Morgenstern Paradox."
With the first story: "Her liftdriver was the person who drove away and almost hit OP. He/she was trying to get the hell out of there as soon as he/she saw the lady and knew it was a Karen." At least, that is what I should have done.
You could say they, it's not that hard
I hear "new normal" again and I'm going to suffer brain damage...
Brain damage is the new normal.
That gym one was hysterical!! I twigged halfway through what was happening. I just needed a good laugh today and that did the trick. Thanks rSlash! :D
That last story makes me think of Brooke Shield's character on Friends, lol. Lady was legit crazy and didn't understand that a TV show with actors is not real life. đ
Insane that there's REAL people like that! lol
Petition for rslash to cover r/iDOworkherelady
I signed this petition-đđȘđ”đźđ« {đĄđźđđȘđŹđœđźđ}
Is really necessary? He already cover the sub sometimes.
Hey rSlash, can you please cover r/IDOworkherelady? Loads of good "you fool, I AM the manager"
ps. I'm goin to keep commenting this until you either cover it, or say that you won't
Tyrnak Fenrir well, thatâs not irritating.
@@eccremocarpusscaber5159 that's kinda the point
Have you not seen his other videos he already has covered this subreddit
@@rosehearttoxic1691 he has covered "I don't work here" which is the opposite, regular people being mistaken as employees.
What I'm talking about is "I do work here" which is employees and owners being mistaken for regular customers.
The girl with the doctor story is hysterical.
âWHY ARENâT YOU PICKING ME UP?â
âSorry, maâam, I donât have a forklift handy.â
The last story reminds me of an episode of Friends, âThe One After the Super Bowl: Part Oneâ, where a woman stalks down Joey and thinks he is really Dr. Drake Ramoray. It is slightly funny when itâs on a sitcom, but to experience it in real life would be bizarre.
r/manidontknowijustworkhere
@@Eamont_ your bot doesnt even work it confessed its a bot lmaoo
@@Rebrutez thats what I was looking at LOL. Report it pls, annoying as hell
Wait isn't that woman underage bc 15... yikes m8 thats not right
@@awhopper3241 dark internet is invading normal internet 0_0
This ..... This isn't right
@@Rebrutez They're replying to a bot, not admitting to being one.
I'm dumb lmao I thought the second story's op said they had grandkids when they were in highschool and I was like 'how?'
ME TOO OMG
It took me wayyyy too long to realize, what they meant-
"She has a bachelor's degree from an accredited college and holds a job with several subordinates and partial responsibility over our City's water supply."
So that's what happened in Flint...
nah, that was just regular capitalism.
Damn Karen's are crazy
The lady who confused the actor as a real doctor isn't dumb she's just insane.
That last one was scary. She breeds and she VOTES. Very scary.
That last story is extremely depressing, because we all know it's there is so many more people exactly like her voting, driving, and unfortunately raising children.
Let me make it worse for you: Pretty much all of the people complaining about the second story are in favor of race and sex based hiring.
That last story kinda follows the lines of when people ask any doctor--no matter what department or specialty they have--to look at something unrelated to their specialty. An example would be asking a pathologist about something going on with your 5-year-old. Sure the doctor can extrapolate based on what they know, but they also aren't a pediatrician, so it would be best to talk to a pediatrician, which is what most ER doctors do when the illness isn't something obvious like Strep throat or an injury.
OMG that last one hurts my brain. It's difficult to believe anyone can be that stupid.
Sadly, I know a couple people who are that stupid. So, I believe it.
I thought the 2nd story was for a porn shoot or something XD
Woah! That first Karen was cruising for a bruising! ALWAYS verify you're climbing in the correct car whenever you're waiting for Lyft or Uber!! That's a good way to get yourself robbed or dragged out into the woods somewhere!!đźđź
Thermians: "Ah yes. The Historical Documents regarding the life and times of doctors in a hospital"
For some reason I read that as theremins, and was just, just really confused tbh? Like, my head went straight to a warbly fake alien voice played by a theremin, and I-
Makes more sense after reading it over again, lol-
About the girl from "doctor" story - better not show them Breaking Bad or else she'll call cops on Bryan Cranston because he's cooking meth and then she'll learn how to cook meth on her own.
That lady in the last story is legitimately and truly thick as a brick. Itâs not even humorously stupid; itâs worrying me stupid how she could actually think I a show like Greyâs Anatomy or House was real life...
I love listening to r/ whenever Iâm doing stuff around the house or when I do my makeup. Also love that there is a new episode everyday so I always have something to listen to. Also I noticed other people make these videos as well and itâs just not the same as you. Thank you!
When OP said the woman was stupid, all I could think was "Well that's unnecessarily mean" but OMG, I didn't expect her to be THIS stupid
have a good day everyone
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The doctor story sounds suspiciously like the episode from FRIENDS when Joey had a stalker chick thinking he was Drake Remore
Had the old lady taken the gym to court for discrimination the case might have been dismissed because she wasn't applying for a job and therefore would have no standing.
"There is no way a grown adult woman who votes, drives, works and has a kids of their own is *that* stupid"
actually... there is...happened to know one..."
Oh boy, the first story reminded me of the time when I was trying to pick up my bro and his wife after a football game. I still had my Uber stickers on and I noticed there were other people looking for their Uber. so I locked my doors because I know how people would get over excited when they see any car with an Uber sticker especially a Prius. I get to the corner street where my brother told me to meet him, then I hear somebody trying to open my door. At first I thought it was my brother then it was just a guy and two women. I roll the window a crack to let him know that I'm not his Uber, but before I could say anything he asked me if I was. Then I finally got to answer that I was not his Uber and I'm off the clock. Then he tries to open the door again and he slams my car and tells me, "What the fuck bro Let me in!" Once he started to do that I drove away quickly. Moments after I found my brother and his wife.
Person: in a store
Karen: YOU WORK HERE
Person:no
Karen:AAAHHHH
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That last story is hilarious. That stuff has happened to Soap Opera stars for decades. Like it's a constant problem and some of the actors have even been assaulted.
The thumbnail on this is brilliant - it comes from Good Morning Britain, when Piers Morgan tried to strawman his guest (Ash Sarkar) with something about "her hero Obama", to which she yells "I'm a communist you idiot"
Legendary moment, love to see it here
Malcolm La Prairie and communism would be great for the UK, would t it? đ
@@eccremocarpusscaber5159 what?
I think a palm tree started growing out of my forehead at that last story...
The last person would have given me an aneurysm Out of sheer stupidity
Sheesh.. that woman is basically those aliens from that definitely-not-Star-Trek movie, who thought all the TV shows were "historical documents" and got all depressed about Gilligan's Island.
People mention how that last one was like that one episode of Friends, but this issue has been around far longer. Apparently when Gilligan's Island was first being aired the Department of Defense would receive letters expressing shock and dismay about those poor, stranded Americans, and surely they could spare a destroyer or something to go rescue them.
It seems Darwin continues to fail us...
I Donât Work Here Lady XD
The older lady in the fitness machine shop got to the guy asking "so..." Commercial!
Just waiting to find out the Confusion and right there an AD.
I just want to say how thankful I am for your channel. Iâm currently remodeling my house and doing a lot of carpentry/electrician/& mason work and just enjoy hearing the stories on your channel. Keep on keeping on. Lifeâs a garden dig it.
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I hope all you guys are okay during the pandemic
I always get inposter in among us but...
@@WhoRUTalkingAbout I was in medbay it wasn't me
Negative: I am a meat popsicle.
im doing great, how are you doing?
@Why are you saying my username is good? Yw
if you're a "idontworkherelady" magnet, hang a sign that says "idontworkherelady" on your back...
if that doesn't work, smack the sign on their face... đđđ
And then get arrested for assault.
@@nikkiofthevalley hahaha... true
or just tell them to go back to school bcoz they can't read...
how's that...
@@maneildecena2047 yea
@@nikkiofthevalley đđđ
â... Where the customer is most of the time wrong...â I laughed pretty hard at that
'What kind of doctor are you?' An imaginary one, Kevina.
"I told you, I'm not a doctor. I'm a thespian."
Kevina: (Covers her son's ears) Look, what you do in your bedroom is your business, but this is hardly the kind of thing to discuss in front of kids.
@@abrahamthebewildered1448 dammit, Jim!
Wait Iâm confused. Was OP actually applying for a job or did she walk in on mistake and then end up finding out she was in the wrong place then rolled with it to utterly destroy this horrible excuse for a man because that is both hilarious and amazing.
Edit: Watched the rest.
hahahaha the last story reminds me of the episode in Friends with Brooke Shields and Dr. Drake Ramoray
I knew a girl that dumb, she made a comment one day that "she didn't know the capital of France or anything" (we live in London), I said "its Paris, you know Paris, you've been there", her response was "well I don't know that that's the capital, I'm not even sure it's in France", I said "but I'm telling you it is now", her "but I don't really know it" ... I still to this day do not know if she understands Paris is the capital of France
I bet that last one thinks Star Trek is real, too, and Lord of the Rings is actual history... Like the aliens in Galaxy Quest, she must think they're 'historical documents'
had to cringe at the Ash picture in the thumbnail.. yikes what a crazy lady.
Who?
Who?
@@lotusflowerpop2889 Ash Sarkar
@@emmamoon3056 Ash Sarkar
@@Oceansteve and how is she crazy? This is the first time i've heard of her
That last story,
Who thought of Friends episode where the lady thinks Joey is really dr drake remora?
As Ron White so eloquently put it.
'Marry for intelligence not looks. You can have surgery but you can't fix stupid'
that grandma in the gym story is my hero haha I love her
Yeah, go into a store, sound like a failure of an interviewee and then sue the store.
@@whatisahandlebruh I have two jobs, but thanks. :) not sure how she sounded like a failure when she clearly knew what she was talking about and called out their blatant agism sexism.
@@ellamars4659
I mean, it was kinda arrogant. Like, âIâve exercised longer then either of you have been alive.â That seems like itâd be the type of thing that would not fly well in an interview.
@@whatisahandlebruh The issue wasn't that she didn't get the job or anything. Its that they saw her and immediately decided she wasn't worth even filling out an application. Yes, the remark was arrogant, but they were being judgmental from the very beginning, based off of her gender and age. Even if they planned to not hire her from her age and gender, despite it still being sexist and ageist, it's not as likely to be so blatantly illegal.
@@kiralonely1307
Alright, hereâs a quote from some otherâs guy comment.
â(Reposting my comment here so you donât have to find my explanation of the story) Okay like straight up. That second story with the old lady and gym equipment is kinda bullshit. Imagine youâre the employee right, and youâre standing there working with a bunch of big guys applying for a job, your focus is getting them through considering itâs important and you have such a long line. Itâs not your responsibility to talk to every customer there, thatâs the other employees responsibility. So when this old lady approaches you and asks for paperwork without mentioning anything else or maybe asking if sheâs talking to a customer service employee, then you would be a bit confused considering the stereotype around people that exercise (predominantly men) and around the people that work at gyms or equipment stores (also men, who are usually very well built). So you tell your boss âhey I think she might be confused, letâs pull her in back, ask some questions, and see if she knows what sheâs applying for.â Then when you start asking questions the old lady hits you with some attitude and starts questioning you and saying you donât actually know anything about the equipment you sell. I guarantee thatâd start to annoy you, sheâs a classic Karen. Now granted, the questions they asked werenât technically correct, but, the intention behind those questions and concerns, from a business, and health aspect, where very legitimate. Old people, not just women, have frail bones, thatâs just a fact. And she would be working in a building where she would regularly be lifting and move plates and equipment, ranging from 25-100lbs on a daily basis. The second she gets hurt, which she most likely would, as would any old person, she gets workers comp and the company gets sued. She also most likely, to them, doesnât look like she could hold her own in an environment. They worded theses concerns very poorly, but they were valid concerns, both for their business, and for her health. Also. As we all know. When you write a story about yourself you exaggerate a bit to make yourself out to be the clear âhero.â Iâd be willing to put money down that these guys doing the interview did not have half the attitude that she portrayed, nor did the big guy deserve to loss his job over valid concerns. Sure they handled it poorly. But that doesnât mean this lady didnât cause this to happen. Who walks into a respected business, sees a BUNCH of guys filling out paperwork and assume that theyâre all here for repairs. If thereâs that many people needing repairs after a 2 week quarantine, then this company and their products would be out of business for being garbage. She could have very easily asked âhey is this customer serviceâ like all people do when theyâre in a building theyâre not familiar with.â
what if I do work here lady
That last story is more "stories about Kevin"
I think I'd scream if I had to deal with stupidity on that level, well, I do, but the ones I run into carry guns and knifes. No... They're not law enforcement. They're the ones who get arrested.
Climbing into a car without double checking the uber/lyft app is a very dangerous game. Had my car burgled recently and both my widow stickers and Uber lite were stolen!
That last one hurt both my head and my heart. She thought the TV show was real . . . I just can't.
I dont work here lady are just people
A. WHO IS BLIND
OR
B. DRUNK
Are*
C. both
I was at a sci-fi convention, and one of the guest celebrities was an actor who had played a doctor on a scifi show in the 90's, and before that a doctor on a soap opera. He said the difference between scifi fans and soap fans was that the former were better grounded in reality. The actor said that if a soap fan didn't like your character on a show then they hated you the actor as well, because they could barely tell the differnce between you and your character.
That last one physically hurt my brain.
Hope yall are doing wellđđœ
Iâm first on sight! ITS A MIRACLE! Coffee and RSlash in the morning is the prescription that most doctors recommend to obtain sanity during this time of quarantine and... lets be honest a lot of hell.
God bless you RSlash!! And hi Ugo!!
Edit: wasnât first after all but still! Love RSlash videos
Nope, 3rd
4th actually
F***!!
@@CashCurran lol
Hanny Awtrey he was 3rd
Tbf to that younger gym employee, there's nothing wrong to alerting your supervisor when someone unusual turns up. If it had've been a case of someone with dimentia having a supervisor present and expiditing the process to make sure everything is okay isn't a bad thing. The younger guy clearly had no problem with her applying even if he was taken aback. The other guy deserved to be let go tho
The one about discrimination is actually quite powerful, because in most places, it's actually illegal to deny someone of a job opportunity based on gender/age. I have a friend whose mother has tried to get a job, but she has been denied so many times. Workplaces need to work on that...seriously.
Donât forget me if I get lost in the sea of comments.
No get lost
I wonât bro
JC Denton who asked
Memento Mori
Unus, or Annus?
2nd story she could have cleared up in 2 seconds if she had just said "im here to get my machine fixed".
People need to stop assuming that others are mind readers and then getting infuriated because they aren't.
Edit:
She stands in a line for people applying for a job. Makes assumptions about everything and then blames them for believing she was there in line to apply and she never once said anything to the contrary.
She wasn't standing in a line for people applying for a job. She was standing in line to wait her turn to talk to an employee about her maintenance issue. The employees are the ones who made an assumption. They should have asked her if she was there for the interview when she first arrived. This entire thing is entirely on the stupid employees, not the customer. I can't see how anyone would be dumb enough to claim otherwise.
Honestly doubt this really happened. It sounds completely contrived...
Psychic Kumquat yeah itâs pretty convenient that no one ever said anything specific enough to clear up the misunderstanding, yet they were able to keep the conversation going. This is some Dharr Man shit
The last lady bugged me so much. As an 11 year old who wants to become a nurse it hurt to know how dumd some people are and how people think of doctors that way.
(P.s I know I said I wanna be a jurse but I still care for doctors because basically the entire medical group has to deal with so much painstaking stuff.)
That doctor one⊠Iâm thinking âđ what a funny made up storyâ then when he said âenjoy the twilight years of the American experimentâ I thought âđźđź oh my god⊠this was real wasnât it?đąâ