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  • If you also fantasize about butthole buffets and being a housewife, Ali Wong's stand-up specials are streaming on Netflix.
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  • @sadie513
    @sadie513 Před 5 lety +16570

    Her appropriate pauses, changes in tone and volume, plus facial expressions, elevate her comedy even more. Loved her specials. Loved her movie. Well done, Ali Wong!

    • @fv2977
      @fv2977 Před 5 lety +117

      It's the difference between a decent comedian and a great one.

    • @emilywang3328
      @emilywang3328 Před 5 lety +12

      I haven’t tried doing comedy or anything yet but I’m also cool.

    • @TheShmoo123
      @TheShmoo123 Před 5 lety +30

      Appropriate pregnant pauses 😆

    • @sadie513
      @sadie513 Před 5 lety +2

      @Maxyo Like your comment?

    • @sadie513
      @sadie513 Před 5 lety +3

      @Maxyo Don't quit your day job

  • @Laurence2000
    @Laurence2000 Před 5 lety +11893

    _“The TV is taking care of the baby!”_
    👏🤣👏🤣👏🤣👏

    • @scottyi88
      @scottyi88 Před 5 lety +12

      quite litteraly that tv money

    • @shimag1992
      @shimag1992 Před 5 lety +7

      The Simpsons said it first. All facts

    • @godsamazinggrace5331
      @godsamazinggrace5331 Před 4 lety +6

      Nowadays it's the iPhone and iPad playing nanny!!

    • @magrittedeau
      @magrittedeau Před 4 lety +8

      @@godsamazinggrace5331 its a double entendre, coz she earns her money from TV industry

    • @xenopyxis
      @xenopyxis Před 4 lety +6

      When I was a baby the TV was my favorite (only) nanny.

  • @caelanmcchesney2633
    @caelanmcchesney2633 Před 3 lety +915

    "The TV is taking care of the baby, okay?"
    I almost died on that, from it being funny, because that's true for most parents these days.

    • @DEV3N87
      @DEV3N87 Před 3 lety +6

      wow, uh ok.

    • @caelanmcchesney2633
      @caelanmcchesney2633 Před 3 lety +10

      @@DEV3N87
      ...what?
      If you really think about it, children are more focused on tablets, phones, tvs, and video game platforms-mostly Playstation and Xbox.

    • @DEV3N87
      @DEV3N87 Před 3 lety +5

      @@caelanmcchesney2633 i dont disagree. The punchline was weak, thats all.

    • @DEV3N87
      @DEV3N87 Před 3 lety +3

      @@caelanmcchesney2633 my reaction was to your reaction on the "i almost died" as in it wasnt that funny lol. I mean its based on reality, just not that funny to me.

    • @caelanmcchesney2633
      @caelanmcchesney2633 Před 3 lety

      @@DEV3N87
      ...looking back on it now...I think I was having a Pandemic Crisis moment.
      You know, highs and lows. Trying to look for something to laugh at, while the world keeps on giving you bad news.

  • @Tassie85
    @Tassie85 Před 5 lety +5950

    "Let's make a mess" really is straight up romantic shit that i dream about. That man is platinum.

    • @RespectMyThickness
      @RespectMyThickness Před 3 lety +74

      Right she should have married him 😂

    • @carolinaparedes2565
      @carolinaparedes2565 Před 3 lety +33

      Bro, that's the DREAM

    • @MegaSheen15
      @MegaSheen15 Před 3 lety +64

      @@RespectMyThickness she actually talks about it in her book. It turned out the guy had multiple personality disorder

    • @jasondownsnet
      @jasondownsnet Před 3 lety +111

      Well Ali should have found out which personality said it and lock that shit down.

    • @midom9143
      @midom9143 Před 3 lety +6

      or he's vampire....

  • @map2476
    @map2476 Před 5 lety +10170

    "if we had hired a 25 year old man who was ... not ugly.." xDDDDD I love her

  • @n.c.6211
    @n.c.6211 Před 3 lety +318

    "I would never accept anything younger than 62 years old"
    As an Italian woman I can relate

  • @tehtapemonkey
    @tehtapemonkey Před 4 lety +7631

    "It made me feel beautiful. BEAUTIFUL!"

    • @Niphredyl
      @Niphredyl Před 4 lety +129

      I' ve seen both of the specials, my pelvic floor had a hard time from laughing

    • @mrsellenj.a1740
      @mrsellenj.a1740 Před 4 lety +18

      😹😹

    • @NoneYaBp
      @NoneYaBp Před 4 lety +34

      Fuck where do I watch the full show 🤣

    • @Niphredyl
      @Niphredyl Před 4 lety +22

      @@NoneYaBp both on Netflix

    • @garrettizuno3739
      @garrettizuno3739 Před 4 lety +12

      They’re so great

  • @zerofox641
    @zerofox641 Před 5 lety +18562

    “Having a white dude named Noah cut my mangos” damn that is next level financial stability

    • @Sonic-yt1jx
      @Sonic-yt1jx Před 4 lety +31

      ZeroFox75 what does that even mean

    • @SAMIRA0209
      @SAMIRA0209 Před 4 lety +11

      *mangoes

    • @kaiyamya9882
      @kaiyamya9882 Před 4 lety +239

      @@Sonic-yt1jx Remember that scene in Forrest Gump where Bubba's mom became so rich she was able to hire a white woman as a cook? Same type of flex.

    • @Sonic-yt1jx
      @Sonic-yt1jx Před 4 lety +4

      yes I do

    • @bnyob3463
      @bnyob3463 Před 4 lety +8

      Racist.

  • @yourmajesty3569
    @yourmajesty3569 Před 3 lety +1239

    I love that she doesn't hold herself to any outdated standards that women can't say certain jokes. If it's funny, she's gonna f*cking say it.

    • @DEV3N87
      @DEV3N87 Před 3 lety +47

      so edgy omg so brave yaas queen

    • @maddi8760
      @maddi8760 Před 3 lety +25

      @@DEV3N87 oh get over yourself. Replying to every comment bashing her🙄

    • @GeordieBoy1955
      @GeordieBoy1955 Před 3 lety +41

      She didn’t say anything that came close to being funny !!!

    • @rafaelguasp1141
      @rafaelguasp1141 Před 3 lety +31

      She hasnt even said a joke. She just says her unfunny opinions.

    • @fleiteae
      @fleiteae Před 3 lety +20

      I watched the whole video and she didn’t say anything funny though.

  • @TheImpiroGirl
    @TheImpiroGirl Před 5 lety +9171

    Okay but if someone said "let's make a mess" to me I'd marry them in an instant. That man is gold

    • @editthisthot4302
      @editthisthot4302 Před 5 lety +278

      TheImpiroGirl I married that man.

    • @TheImpiroGirl
      @TheImpiroGirl Před 5 lety +58

      The Indian Princess nice!

    • @ironfae
      @ironfae Před 5 lety +307

      You’d be surprised how many guys would go for it. Most men don’t let a period stop them from getting sex. Trust me.

    • @questioneverything6270
      @questioneverything6270 Před 5 lety +50

      I would never turn it down the clit can still be stimulated on the period

    • @ironfae
      @ironfae Před 5 lety +111

      Maria Jorreca
      If you’re REALLY looking, lower your standards. All the guys most women ignore will do ANYTHING to your body you want. Good looking, successful men can afford to be picky because they can get sex without trying. However, unattractive losers who are lonely will give you all 50 shades willingly.
      Think about it.

  • @ppp0724
    @ppp0724 Před 5 lety +3370

    "It made me feel beautiful! BEAUTIFUL!"
    😂😂😂😂

  • @Iamatomto
    @Iamatomto Před 3 lety +21

    “That’s right because I DON’T WANNA WORK ANYMORE” 😂😂😂

  • @JD-dh7bk
    @JD-dh7bk Před 5 lety +3299

    "Let's make a mess Ali!!" LMAO

  • @harrisonburgeron
    @harrisonburgeron Před 4 lety +6085

    John must be so happy there’s another proud Asian American woman in the comedy business.

  • @51Saffron
    @51Saffron Před 4 lety +166

    I had a boyfriend who didn't mind making a mess either. He was the only guy I knew who didn't care, but this was way back in the 80's. He said he loved all of me.

    • @annnee6818
      @annnee6818 Před 2 lety

      It's got a lot better. Now you get a ratio of 2/3 don't care and 1/3 grossed out. So I guess women have become 66% less gross in 35 years. Yay😵

    • @cockoffgewgle4993
      @cockoffgewgle4993 Před 2 lety

      He was just horny.
      It's disgusting. But then no more disgusting that the shitty asshole our balls have to smash against during regular sex.

  • @da96103
    @da96103 Před 5 lety +10448

    She is crazy. No matter how crazy rich asian you are, you PICK UP the quarter.

    • @xXOFrannieOXx
      @xXOFrannieOXx Před 5 lety +73

      omg hahahahahaha, killed me hahahaha

    • @lastcall8286
      @lastcall8286 Před 5 lety +9

      Is she funny?

    • @luckdingwong2196
      @luckdingwong2196 Před 5 lety +187

      Yep. It doesn't matter how rich you are. You step on it first to look around make sure no one else saw it with you

    • @da96103
      @da96103 Před 5 lety +99

      @@luckdingwong2196 Hey guys, you go ahead, I have to tie my shoe laces.

    • @luckdingwong2196
      @luckdingwong2196 Před 5 lety +41

      @@da96103 and you are wearing vans slip on

  • @FreedomofSpeech865
    @FreedomofSpeech865 Před 5 lety +2732

    Yep, my nanny was twice my age and twice my weight. It worked out great.

    • @b2kzangelalwayz
      @b2kzangelalwayz Před 5 lety +28

      Scorpio Moon you’re insecure

    • @melodyvanbergen4988
      @melodyvanbergen4988 Před 5 lety +105

      you're smart, i'm a youngin now but if i have kids I'm doing the same thing

    • @junythepooh
      @junythepooh Před 5 lety +108

      @@b2kzangelalwayz and people can be insecure, oof, nothing wrong with that

    • @b2kzangelalwayz
      @b2kzangelalwayz Před 5 lety +16

      Juny ThePooh girl grow up. That will not stop someone from cheating.

    • @chocolatecream5593
      @chocolatecream5593 Před 5 lety +10

      b2kzangelalwayz who tf said she was cheating on anyone? 😂😂

  • @eman-kq8cw
    @eman-kq8cw Před 3 lety +144

    I hope her kids one day find her comedy and realize how much work they were in the making😂😂

    • @DEV3N87
      @DEV3N87 Před 3 lety +9

      id be embarrassed my mom was such a shitty comic. and only really related to the woke crowd. yas queen omg slay LMFAO

    • @maddi8760
      @maddi8760 Před 3 lety +12

      @@DEV3N87 I wonder if you know what “woke” even means...

    • @johnnygeilo1427
      @johnnygeilo1427 Před 2 lety +6

      @@maddi8760 Judging from the clips of woke people on yt and tiktok, I'd say it's a terrible mental illness?

    • @maddi8760
      @maddi8760 Před 2 lety +3

      @@johnnygeilo1427 so you still don’t know what it is….ok

    • @johnnygeilo1427
      @johnnygeilo1427 Před 2 lety +1

      @@maddi8760 I mean, you could just tell us what it is. But I've googled it now and it sounds good. What a shame we mostly see clowns (to put it nicely) calling themselves woke, I wonder why most normal people don't like the word and the people who use it. Anyway, I'm just glad I don't live in the USA.

  • @jllum
    @jllum Před 5 lety +1589

    I want Noah mango, Rebecca kiwi, Danielle pineapple! 😂

  • @giaroos4339
    @giaroos4339 Před 4 lety +6043

    My personal best period line I have ever heard was someone saying "what is the point of having a sword when there is no blood on it." 🤣🤣
    Wow, thanks guys for the likes and the awesome comments.

    • @jordanfirdaus7043
      @jordanfirdaus7043 Před 4 lety +6

      😂😂

    • @kevinpham_
      @kevinpham_ Před 4 lety +116

      Not even game of thrones was ready or has this kind of power.

    • @johnmallqui4600
      @johnmallqui4600 Před 4 lety +9

      Nasty ass

    • @selene5299
      @selene5299 Před 4 lety +179

      I really enjoyed "a pirate isn't afraid of the red sea"..

    • @xMadmartigan
      @xMadmartigan Před 4 lety +36

      This is gold and I am going to use it as soon as possible lol

  • @maitri5265
    @maitri5265 Před 3 lety +109

    If the mangos are slided by Tiffanys, Jennifer, or Jessicas, you know that that is a whole new level of financial stability.

    • @NJGuy1973
      @NJGuy1973 Před 3 lety +10

      Tiffanys, Jennifers, and Jessicas don't slice the mangoes at Whole Foods. They're busy at the courtesy desk, dealing with the Karens.

  • @swavnasahoo711
    @swavnasahoo711 Před 5 lety +2889

    "Harvard nectar" 😂😂 asian women go for the smart ones 😂😂

    • @ClassyJohn
      @ClassyJohn Před 5 lety +61

      no....they go for the rich ones...

    • @allisonmacrae381
      @allisonmacrae381 Před 5 lety +10

      Yo, that line made me injure my hand, I couldn't help but just slap the shit out of my wall!!

    • @ShiaKelfee
      @ShiaKelfee Před 5 lety +16

      true. when i heard that my friend's brother is gon be a Ph. D. i was like "will u be my sister in law?" cuz i love that shit lol

    • @xxForgottenx
      @xxForgottenx Před 5 lety +26

      @@ClassyJohn Most of the time, smart ones are rich ones.

    • @tellmesomething2412
      @tellmesomething2412 Před 5 lety +22

      @tdot22 You're basically looking at women like whores with this comment btw. I'm a man.

  • @mattyy7912
    @mattyy7912 Před 5 lety +4155

    I think the audience got a little bit worried in the last part where she did movements we don't normally see pregnant women do. 😂

    • @irockipod
      @irockipod Před 5 lety +226

      I legit panicked for a moment and was like no you preggo lady! Nein! But then i saw her lie down and strike a pose very similar to a pose I've seen preggo women do for yoga and i was like, alright, she's good

    • @mattyy7912
      @mattyy7912 Před 5 lety +21

      @@irockipod yes she is good!!! Hahaha

    • @irockipod
      @irockipod Před 5 lety +26

      @@mattyy7912 i know right! She's so daring and accurate too..
      On a side note, and do take this as a compliment- you are very handsome. Hope this has made your day a little bit better 😊

    • @mattyy7912
      @mattyy7912 Před 5 lety +15

      @@irockipod Thank you! I appreciate the compliment. You're beautiful ♥️

    • @irockipod
      @irockipod Před 5 lety +12

      @@mattyy7912 you are way way too kind- and that's a really old photo! But thank you! It has made my day that much better as well!

  • @ShurikenBobomb
    @ShurikenBobomb Před 3 lety +18

    “Everyday would be an all day nanny butt hole buffet” 💀🤣🤣💛

  • @arunikapritimishra632
    @arunikapritimishra632 Před 5 lety +2196

    I'm so confused right now. Can't stop laughing and admiring her godly awesomeness right now. This lady here is the reincarnation of every 21st century women's inner voice. Thankyou for existing.

  • @brianrwilliams5732
    @brianrwilliams5732 Před 4 lety +1245

    She said “Harvard Nectar” LOL

  • @shivaninaidoo2483
    @shivaninaidoo2483 Před 3 lety +11

    Her timing is everything 🤣👌🏾

  • @antoniov3477
    @antoniov3477 Před 5 lety +4123

    I love her aesthetic in comedy. Calm and funny haha. Those aggressive comedians are unbearable for me.

    • @ElleCullen17
      @ElleCullen17 Před 5 lety +17

      I recommend you watch the british comedian Sarah Mcmillan then!

    • @charlesm5752
      @charlesm5752 Před 5 lety +42

      Her “aesthetic” has nothing to do with her style. Quit using words when you don’t know what they mean.

    • @hereliesmyreputation2559
      @hereliesmyreputation2559 Před 5 lety +67

      @@charlesm5752 it's a common used word, dude chill.

    • @antoniov3477
      @antoniov3477 Před 5 lety +8

      Blake r - wow people must love inviting you to parties....

    • @antoniov3477
      @antoniov3477 Před 5 lety +5

      K P - it’s a fucking pregnant comedian..... stfu crybaby lmaooo.

  • @megan3663
    @megan3663 Před 4 lety +659

    She's not lying about that period joke though lol

    • @Sk8ordie7279
      @Sk8ordie7279 Před 3 lety +4

      Oh yea nothin but facts, I just lowkey wanna see how a female be on that lol

    • @Sk8ordie7279
      @Sk8ordie7279 Před 3 lety +2

      Can't wait till God let me find out😂

    • @pactanimated2580
      @pactanimated2580 Před 3 lety +9

      80% of the men in the world be like *brings flowers* "so I'm getting some right?"
      15% are the really romantic, setting the mood and treating to your every desire because they know you will return the favor
      5% "What no flowers?"
      "What flowers, Like some flora's gonna help your cramps and mood swings - get on your back and lemme take care of it"
      in all honestly, she do be right tho; that's the most romantic thing a guy could tell a woman XD

  • @a.t2225
    @a.t2225 Před 3 lety +10

    “...that I learned in Atlanta “ 🤣🤣

  • @hollywoodshopaholic
    @hollywoodshopaholic Před 5 lety +2513

    I googled her Harvard husband after this and damn he is fine

    • @steviesosa5617
      @steviesosa5617 Před 4 lety +73

      Is he fine to you because he graduated from Harvard? I just don't see what you see.... But I want to lol

    • @joshuaball2276
      @joshuaball2276 Před 4 lety +49

      i think you've mistaken Randall Park with her real life husband. Rendal Park is handsom and his her husband in her tv show but her actual husband is almost bald and average looking.

    • @JJ-dv1ve
      @JJ-dv1ve Před 4 lety +63

      Joshua Ball Are you serious? Her husband is WAY more handsome than Randall Park. Just google him. His features are so elegant

    • @linateacup
      @linateacup Před 4 lety +44

      Now I had to google! Justin Hakuta: half Filipino, half Japanese. My verdict- not bad.. lol Harvard or no Harvard

    • @joshuaball2276
      @joshuaball2276 Před 4 lety +9

      @@JJ-dv1ve your actualy right I had a second look and Rendall ain't nothing special and in comparison to this photo I found of her real husband (link below) I would have to agree with you that he is handsome and much more so then Rendall
      biographypedia.org/who-is-ali-wongs-husband-justin-hakutas-wiki-net-worth/

  • @AislinnTaylor1
    @AislinnTaylor1 Před 5 lety +940

    That last bit on the floor. Epic. Also... impressive. Because that's a lot of movement for a super preggo lady.

  • @Kensington555
    @Kensington555 Před 3 lety +13

    I'm pregnant, and I'm getting my pelvic floor exercises from laughing. Thank you, Ali!

  • @purple_engineer
    @purple_engineer Před 5 lety +1587

    Her bone structure though

    • @MOSP14
      @MOSP14 Před 4 lety

      Lyra M and here we have the psycho.

    • @galanoth17
      @galanoth17 Před 4 lety +3

      Bone structure? What about it?

    • @galanoth17
      @galanoth17 Před 4 lety

      @@j.j1916 i am not sure what you mean. Like her bone structure is good or bad? Or weird?

    • @ng23242
      @ng23242 Před 4 lety +26

      Beautiful ain’t it? Such great cheekbones

    • @rp-wn5or
      @rp-wn5or Před 4 lety

      Lmaooo these comments xD hopefully they were talking about her high cheekbones and not about eugenics

  • @ilovelimpfries
    @ilovelimpfries Před 5 lety +8602

    Amy schumer wished she was half as funny as ali wong.

    • @muinteoircharline2090
      @muinteoircharline2090 Před 5 lety +384

      I don't get why she always has to be put in the same category with Schumer anyway. They're both female comics. That's it. Can't stand Schumer.

    • @jayvee001400
      @jayvee001400 Před 5 lety +46

      shaaaade but true

    • @alfinkurnia7381
      @alfinkurnia7381 Před 5 lety +252

      I'm gonna report you for making me read her name without warning

    • @sonjaastrakhan7553
      @sonjaastrakhan7553 Před 5 lety +152

      If Amy Schumer thinks she’s as funny, she’s Ali Wrong

    • @Feelkkari
      @Feelkkari Před 5 lety +106

      And then Schumer did her own pregnancy special and Netflix acted like it was groundbreaking

  • @tom2005
    @tom2005 Před 3 lety +18

    I love Ali, hillarious, great voice acting (and acting for that matter), just amazing

  • @kajj10
    @kajj10 Před 5 lety +2169

    Just watched her movie and never knew she is a comedian. Now I will be following her. She is definitely funny.

  • @darrylb.roberts7181
    @darrylb.roberts7181 Před 5 lety +895

    "...like Jack Nicholson in "The Shining". I'm DEAD! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Justhannahfashion
    @Justhannahfashion Před 3 lety +8

    I love how her tone goes low just before she’s about to let rip and the tone goes higher 🤣🤣🤣

  • @KneeSea
    @KneeSea Před 5 lety +345

    “When that man said he wanted to make a mess..................THAT WAS THE MOST ROMANTIC THING EVERRR”
    MOOD 😂😂😂

  • @XtraNormalVideos888
    @XtraNormalVideos888 Před 5 lety +1918

    Her comedic timing is impeccable

    • @haleycao5467
      @haleycao5467 Před 5 lety +39

      SandiandBodiandI Bodi jesus. Who hurt you?

    • @hereliesmyreputation2559
      @hereliesmyreputation2559 Před 5 lety +16

      @SandiandBodiandI Bodi You need to calm down

    • @Xxrocknrollgod
      @Xxrocknrollgod Před 2 lety +4

      What is your iq

    • @myst93
      @myst93 Před 2 lety +4

      She doesn't have comedic timing. She's not a comedian. She's actually the opposite of funny to be completely honest.

    • @skinnie2838
      @skinnie2838 Před 2 lety +1

      You must be fkn high. None of this was funny. Literally none of it. If you found any of this funny you are borderline rtrded.

  • @SniperZaku
    @SniperZaku Před 2 lety +3

    "Yatta yatta, Poo poo, pee pee" ...and then everyone clapped 🦭

  • @Leonlion0305
    @Leonlion0305 Před 5 lety +240

    4:46 aww she missed the chance to say "_Here's Mommy_" lmao

  • @AmethystEyes
    @AmethystEyes Před 5 lety +428

    “That was not ugly”
    God that is so true!

  • @timetraveller2300
    @timetraveller2300 Před 2 lety +5

    when I heard she got divorced, my mind was like "yeah, that's about right"...

  • @pandoranbias1622
    @pandoranbias1622 Před 5 lety +416

    "Who is taking care of the baby?" The ipad.

  • @jerseyltd
    @jerseyltd Před 5 lety +4427

    Mangos cut by white people😂😂😂😂 see a quarter and keep walking

    • @alwaysadilene
      @alwaysadilene Před 5 lety +8

      Jersey LTD aspirations!!!

    • @wastedvomit88
      @wastedvomit88 Před 5 lety +18

      fuck yeah..noah mango

    • @Selkie7
      @Selkie7 Před 5 lety +9

      @William Campbell you sound like an irate white man mmmhmm😘

    • @artoriasoftheabyss1575
      @artoriasoftheabyss1575 Před 5 lety +3

      @William Campbell lmao triggered bitch cant take a joke

    • @pickledirick8338
      @pickledirick8338 Před 5 lety +2

      Artorias Of The Abyss Are you black? Please don’t rob me!
      It’s just a joke! Sksksk Can you not take a joke? Sksksks

  • @VK_Magic72
    @VK_Magic72 Před 2 lety +4

    watching paint getting dry is much more funnier than this

  • @tiffanifarrington4039
    @tiffanifarrington4039 Před 5 lety +1215

    I love that she calls ovulation Easter time 😂😂😂

    • @DRmaryamA
      @DRmaryamA Před 5 lety +11

      And nobdy laughed😅

    • @marleydaugherty6255
      @marleydaugherty6255 Před 5 lety +3

      AM MA you must be deaf because there were laughs 😂

    • @Selkie7
      @Selkie7 Před 5 lety +4

      Release the Kraken!!!!! Lol this woman is gold 😄

    • @meowmeow5087
      @meowmeow5087 Před 5 lety +1

      I'm gonna have to borrow that one for me and my hubby 😂

    • @iswish_41
      @iswish_41 Před 2 lety

      you have zero sense of what good comedy is.

  • @youngcoconut1781
    @youngcoconut1781 Před 5 lety +535

    HARVARD NECTAR LMAO

  • @iambored678
    @iambored678 Před 4 lety +8

    I love Ali Wong 😁 first watched her when she released Baby Cobra. I show her specials to all my friends. She's hilarious!

  • @Anele1097
    @Anele1097 Před 5 lety +3253

    I'VE FINALLY SEEN A PREGNANT ASIAN LADY I CAN DIE NOW

  • @prettybird8839
    @prettybird8839 Před 5 lety +2166

    Some people are pressed in the comments. If she’s not your cup of tea then it’s okay. Move along but don’t call her ugly or unfunny. Her target market, me included, find her funny and beautiful. Peace be upon you all❤️

    • @allornothing432
      @allornothing432 Před 5 lety +28

      Xolile Silombo Her “target market”??? Who would that be? Anyone with a nickle and a laugh is a comics market! She’s on the worlds stage and while I say she she is a typical female comic, crass, shock value, unintelligent jokes you’re on the other side of the room like, hey! She aint talking to you she’s just talking to me and my friends here. Well excuse you! 🤨

    • @glittermafia5759
      @glittermafia5759 Před 5 lety +141

      @@allornothing432 oh fuck off with your self important attitude.

    • @170skeith
      @170skeith Před 5 lety +97

      Loki so the same type of humor most male comedians have? Chill out snowflake no need to get so butt hurt

    • @allornothing432
      @allornothing432 Před 5 lety +2

      @@glittermafia5759 No.

    • @Selkie7
      @Selkie7 Před 5 lety +61

      Seriously! Sad to see how many miserable people just want to tear down actual TALENT when they're triggered....get over yourselves! This woman is gold😎🎊

  • @danvirago
    @danvirago Před 4 lety +3

    “It made me feel beautiful!” That’s hilarious I identify....Love her

  • @curtisholsinger6023
    @curtisholsinger6023 Před 4 lety +278

    Best of Ali Wong:
    *watches entire special*

  • @bunty0058
    @bunty0058 Před 5 lety +51

    "when they get that stupid ass face" hahahaha very true. I can see and remember his face. 😂😂😂😂

  • @loserlamo9234
    @loserlamo9234 Před 2 lety +6

    Her facial expressions are wonderful

  • @kyivstuff
    @kyivstuff Před 5 lety +1270

    The tv is taking care of the baby!!!

  • @alyssapacheco9287
    @alyssapacheco9287 Před 5 lety +455

    I lost it at Jack Nicholson and The Shining 😂😂😂😂

  • @VinayakaHalemane
    @VinayakaHalemane Před 2 lety +2

    "Harvard nectar" 😂😂😂

  • @anchyi1202
    @anchyi1202 Před 5 lety +2024

    A guy who doesn't mind her period? Is he your current husband?

    • @icete93
      @icete93 Před 5 lety +17

      lol, it's so special?

    • @rebbellobois
      @rebbellobois Před 5 lety +212

      @@icete93 yes. yes it is

    • @DanielRodriguez-eh1qd
      @DanielRodriguez-eh1qd Před 5 lety +280

      Lol my wife gets grossed out that her period doesn’t gross me out. It’s just blood for the most part, like that will stop me. I can shower afterwards so no problem here.

    • @jennylovesjoe1224
      @jennylovesjoe1224 Před 5 lety +190

      @@DanielRodriguez-eh1qd You're a rare breed...a rare breed indeed. Your wife's a lucky woman! (I am too-hubby is the same way. Could care less but he's the only other guy I've known like that.) Keep on keeping on, my friend! 👍

    • @nishisaxena4831
      @nishisaxena4831 Před 5 lety +39

      Jennyanydots I don’t know why it’s a big deal because my 6 ex-boyfriends and my current boyfriend all of them don’t get grossed out by period !! I thought it’s pretty common among men to not get grossed out by it

  • @frankperla86
    @frankperla86 Před 4 lety +836

    When girls tell me they are in their period, I tell them “sometimes a French fry needs ketchup”

    • @ryanpulliam8987
      @ryanpulliam8987 Před 4 lety +31

      Omg I love that

    • @mitsyrage2233
      @mitsyrage2233 Před 4 lety +7

      Damn

    • @marlom7882
      @marlom7882 Před 4 lety +35

      Frank Perla “I’m a crip a little blood ain’t never scare me”

    • @mistertee5000
      @mistertee5000 Před 4 lety +17

      When girls ask me why I like to eat butt, I say "because the boy needs his chocolate milk to grow big and strong"

    • @naryainc
      @naryainc Před 4 lety +3

      Nah man, too immature lol.

  • @kellymitchell5664
    @kellymitchell5664 Před 3 lety +2

    Now I REALLY understand the “it made me feel beautiful. BEAUTIFUL!” Comments 😂😂😂

  • @danielle2287
    @danielle2287 Před 5 lety +522

    ”Danielle pineapple”
    Me being a Danielle who is allergic to pineapple: HAHA....oh wait

    • @SjofnBM1989
      @SjofnBM1989 Před 4 lety +2

      Hey. I'm allergic to pineapple too....names not Danielle though

    • @Joanna-eb1zn
      @Joanna-eb1zn Před 4 lety +6

      You: *i guide others to a treasure i cannot possess*

    • @GodsFaveSim
      @GodsFaveSim Před 4 lety +3

      Don’t worry fam. I’m allergic to grapes so that means theirs a lot of things with grapes that I can’t have lol.

    • @danielle2287
      @danielle2287 Před 3 lety

      @@DEV3N87 I know right I’m such a comedian 😂😂.

    • @chima6291
      @chima6291 Před 3 lety

      That is exactly the reason she wants you to slice her mangos, Danielle. She would pay double the price

  • @gnomskank
    @gnomskank Před 5 lety +97

    The crowd sounded like hyenas in the end 😂

  • @oliver_reddy
    @oliver_reddy Před 4 lety +2

    That joke about the face guys make got me so good 😂😂😂

  • @YinaChow
    @YinaChow Před 5 lety +89

    Never gets old. Hands down my favourite.

  • @Angel-lt1hw
    @Angel-lt1hw Před 5 lety +441

    The let's make a mess part is, I didnt know until know, my dream. Will marry you asap.

    • @vtr0104
      @vtr0104 Před 4 lety +6

      Why is that even important? I think a lot of us don't actually care about the whole thing. It's just a bit salty.
      If anything, I had to convince my first GF to let me go down on her during her period. In 4 licks it's back to normal anyway, and it's not like you can't use a little extra iron in your diet.
      With another girl, I was fooling around and she thought her period was over, but it resumed as I was down there. After a bit I just looked up, grinned and told her I was a vampire (that joke made more sense on the spot, I'm Romanian...). She shrieked at first, but we both eventually laughed it out and went back to business.
      People who think it's "gross" need to calm down, you don't have second thoughts when you get cut or scraped and suck the blood away, and you shouldn't have any when it comes to this either.

    • @vtr0104
      @vtr0104 Před 3 lety

      @Mou khles. It's blood clots and nothing else, there's no special source of blood that gets used up for periods. It's just that there's a significant amount compared to normal wounds.
      If you or I have an accident and fall or cut yourself, there's a measure of instinct to recoil from the source of danger, but the uterus is not only immobile, it's also outright inaccessible (best you can hope for is pain pills or a source of warmth such as a bottle of warm water), so girls can't do anything about it other than wait it out.
      It's why the first couple of days of a period are the most painful for them, until the uterine membrane heals up in preparation for the next ovum.
      As for self-respect, it has nothing to do with it, I don't see how it becomes demeaning just by adding some blood to the equation. What also comes along with the period is an increase in hormones, and increased sensitivity in that area.
      I think offering pleasure to your partner when they can not only make the most of it, but also use that pleasure to relieve some of the pain they're feeling, is one of the most satisfying things you can do as a man (especially considering there's no real way for girls to reciprocate it, we've got 0 comparable issues to the kind of process the period entails). Succor is hard to come by in this world, especially in these times when everyone's just looking out for themselves...

    • @vtr0104
      @vtr0104 Před 3 lety

      @Mou khles. While I am partial to the blood thing, I'm afraid I'll have to stop you at the butt-play as I'm not into that, orally or otherwise.
      As far as explaining it, I don't really know what goes on in the mind of the girl, all I know is I've been told that they felt like doing that but that they feel off-put because of a sense of shame for the bleeding (and yes, I'm aware the clots contain tissue as well, but due to the pungent taste of blood, it only comes across as very salty and leaves the same after-taste as licking an old coin).
      And following the deed, I was told how it felt very good compared to doing so regularly.
      Perhaps there is no actual sensitivity as far as the physical aspect, and it's more of a psychological effect. How would I really measure it even? I'm not going to pause 5 minutes in and ask "compared to the usual 5-minute mark, would you rate your current experience worse, about equal to or improved, and if improved, please grade it on a 20-point scale".
      I'll stick to just doing my thing and considering it a good day if pleasure was to be had.
      And I wasn't trying to imply that it may be inconsiderate of people to not do this, only that, having done so, I found no health risk to myself or to my partners, and they did seem to enjoy it more, so that maybe it wouldn't hurt for others to give it a go as well.
      Until then, I shall stay in my freak fort.
      I didn't mean to cause any civil unrest with my remarks and do apologize for the trouble and for taking some of your time in reading a random Internet person's weird comments.

    • @vtr0104
      @vtr0104 Před 3 lety

      @Mou khles. The only thing I'm influencing is the Government's tax revenue, I doubt there's any risk of anything else.
      It's not like this kind of topic comes up often, on the Internet, let alone an actual conversation.
      But I do understand your point, yes.

  • @thegirlfromthehimalayas8066

    That’s right *cuz I don’t wana work anymore* you nailed it. Lmao on office desk. Damn!!!
    *i don’t wana work anymore too*!!

  • @babiijean11
    @babiijean11 Před 4 lety +48

    U can tell she's in a lot of pain, the way she keeps hunchin over and her belly keeps hoppin lol. I dont miss those days at all!!

  • @Lara12379
    @Lara12379 Před 2 lety +30

    The fact that her husband is actually a millionaire is even more hilarious

  • @khayganda08
    @khayganda08 Před 4 lety +515

    There's not much pregnant stand-up comedians because it's literally difficult to stand up for so long.
    Like, it's cool that Ali could do it but I'll have cramps if I were her

    • @lisadee0276
      @lisadee0276 Před 3 lety +5

      Literally though? Like, really?

    • @khayganda08
      @khayganda08 Před 3 lety +16

      @@lisadee0276 Yes, literally. Ever had cramps, varicose veins, edema?

    • @pristineprincess4218
      @pristineprincess4218 Před 3 lety +8

      @@lisadee0276 yes really. I could barely stand while I was pregnant. It hurt too much and used too much energy that I didn't have

    • @BluntBrazenCurt_Evolved
      @BluntBrazenCurt_Evolved Před 2 lety

      hense why shes famous. Women can do what men can we're just seeing someone work for it

    • @cockoffgewgle4993
      @cockoffgewgle4993 Před 2 lety

      She'd be the only one in the room with cramps.

  • @patrickcannady2066
    @patrickcannady2066 Před 4 lety +806

    She is so raunchy and so funny. She's only going to get funnier as she gets older.

    • @alejandroyegros9546
      @alejandroyegros9546 Před 3 lety +17

      good point. her comedy style is going to age very well.

    • @lisadee0276
      @lisadee0276 Před 3 lety +8

      If you say so.

    • @rafaelguasp1141
      @rafaelguasp1141 Před 3 lety +9

      That just tells me that u are not funny

    • @liveinthetruth
      @liveinthetruth Před 3 lety +16

      A lady says a raunchy dirty word with no actual context. People be like hahaha she so funny because she said a bad word! Yikes, she is not funny friends.

    • @rodrigocisneros3166
      @rodrigocisneros3166 Před 3 lety +3

      She aint funny and you people have problems

  • @mercnem6855
    @mercnem6855 Před 2 lety +6

    The fact that there's a slither of positive reviews for a person who's as funny as a pitbull chasing a baby, only greatly emphasizes the fact that people will literally laugh at anything.

  • @happymilo4781
    @happymilo4781 Před 5 lety +190

    That was straight up #Imwithher 😂😂😂

  • @ThePeaceandsmiles
    @ThePeaceandsmiles Před 5 lety +50

    "What I learn in Atlanta " 😂😂

  • @lucid3556
    @lucid3556 Před 2 lety +2

    This is the beeeest of ali wong....!!!!...why didn't i laugh a single time.

  • @ariali3540
    @ariali3540 Před 5 lety +156

    FuCKING DEAD this is so hilarious. Oh my god the nanny part I was bending over laughing.

  • @jibraniqbal7830
    @jibraniqbal7830 Před 4 lety +130

    I was worried the whole time that she might trip on that microphone wire.

    • @Kashif314
      @Kashif314 Před 2 lety

      You have a kind heart bro.

  • @hudeibworld9344
    @hudeibworld9344 Před 2 lety +3

    The most funny thing about that is that there are really people who thinks its funny!

  • @j0n62x
    @j0n62x Před 5 lety +46

    I saw her last week in Vegas. The most question asked when in line into the theatres was, “is she pregnant?”. She was outrageously funny - hardly had time to gasp from laughing.

  • @xXOFrannieOXx
    @xXOFrannieOXx Před 5 lety +602

    Best female comedian ever...........wait, one of the best comedians ever. Thats better.

    • @sage2quiet827
      @sage2quiet827 Před 4 lety +1

      Jo Lyn 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @user-cd3ij8kx6o
    @user-cd3ij8kx6o Před 3 lety +6

    Really this is the stuff that helped me get through 2020😂😂😂

  • @petitcactusamer
    @petitcactusamer Před 5 lety +192

    Now I'ma lose my nanny jobs cause of this damn 😭😄

    • @DodirAnelaIntuitivnoOtvaranje
      @DodirAnelaIntuitivnoOtvaranje Před 5 lety +5

      I did not like that comment its so insecure of her to say that, and selfish, it's better for kids to have young ppl as nannies..just find some freaking normal one that's not gonna want to fuck someones husband that has newborn..

    • @tarilaebi8120
      @tarilaebi8120 Před 4 lety +12

      @@DodirAnelaIntuitivnoOtvaranje she is right though..its a 70% chance.

    • @jonathanxavier2026
      @jonathanxavier2026 Před 4 lety

      Definitely controlling behaviour. If my partner can't trust me they're getting dumped, baby or not.

    • @jonathanxavier2026
      @jonathanxavier2026 Před 4 lety

      @@tarilaebi8120 No, she isn't. Just because she will cheat doesn't mean men will. It's just a way for her to control her man. No thanks, dump her and find someone else.

    • @nylaanderson4372
      @nylaanderson4372 Před 4 lety +2

      Dodir Anđela - Intuitivno Otvaranje it’s... a joke

  • @cherubimiceangel1883
    @cherubimiceangel1883 Před 5 lety +86

    I agree to Ali wong hiring 60yrs. Old nanny.

  • @myst93
    @myst93 Před 2 lety +6

    I have a serious question for anyone seeing this.
    Are the rest of these comments saying how "funny" she is being serious ? Or are they bots ? I've seen funnier funeral directors. There's not one single word in this entire disgrace that even warrants a tenth of a smile, let alone an actual laugh.

    • @samsan2537
      @samsan2537 Před 2 lety

      this shit is not funny, these people are either bots or from the woke mob

    • @svant3
      @svant3 Před 2 lety +3

      Yeah I find it weird that most comments when sorted by new are negative, but literally every comment when sorted by popular is immensely positive and supportive.

    • @itza8334
      @itza8334 Před 2 lety +3

      They are most definitely paid comments or bots

    • @Alex-ne1xj
      @Alex-ne1xj Před 2 lety +1

      Bots for sure nothing she said was funny at all not even close to funny

  • @diegoreds
    @diegoreds Před 5 lety +236

    “Harvard Nector!” LOL. “Because I Don’t want work anymore.”
    Ali please make Music Video or Netflix movie called “Because I don’t want to Work Anymore.” Hell make a Series..... Asian, Indian & Native American Girlfriends...

    • @branon6565
      @branon6565 Před 4 lety +2

      diegoreds ....you're racist as hell.....

  • @EterPuralis
    @EterPuralis Před 5 lety +191

    Yeah alright, this and the movie convinced me, I'mma watch that special one day.

    • @MoonaGhost_kitty
      @MoonaGhost_kitty Před 5 lety +6

      Eter Puralis baby cobra made me laugh so hard I almost pissed myself no shame

    • @melliek8787
      @melliek8787 Před 5 lety

      The goods new is there’s two. She just did both of them while pregnant with her two kids.

  • @areturningdog9722
    @areturningdog9722 Před rokem +1

    Harvard nectar 😭😂😭😂😭😂

  • @jadedpulseofficial
    @jadedpulseofficial Před 4 lety +127

    I call it stand up pregnancy

  • @uniqsolsession
    @uniqsolsession Před 4 lety +75

    Harvard nectar...omg I can’t take how funny she is. I’m binge watching this woman. She’s invited to the cookout AND we eating all her food 👌🏾

  • @wearewell5268
    @wearewell5268 Před 2 lety +2

    I’m on an Ali Wong binge. Can’t get enough🤣

  • @Ap1hw
    @Ap1hw Před 4 lety +30

    In my experience when you close your eyes you’re just trying to focus on the sensation to get the job done :p

  • @posumagic
    @posumagic Před 5 lety +147

    I don't want to Werrk anymore lolol 😂😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @hahmed2219
    @hahmed2219 Před 3 lety +1

    "Well let's make a fucking mess Ali" 😂gets me everytime. Like Chris rock said
    "your man is nastier than you could ever know" sooo true, So I told my bf this Ali period story so he knows I'm down 🙃😂

  • @greatgownsbeautifulgowns7160

    I really enjoyed the movie Always be my maybe.

    • @Selkie7
      @Selkie7 Před 5 lety +4

      Best thing i've seen on netflix in months !

  • @psychesomatic690
    @psychesomatic690 Před 5 lety +131

    Am I the only one tweaking out at her dresses switching back & forth? Thought I was losing my mind...

    • @konichicat
      @konichicat Před 5 lety +22

      It's from 2 different programs she has done lmao

  • @internetjunkie3
    @internetjunkie3 Před 3 lety +1

    I'm impressed with how easily she was rollin on the ground that pregnant 😂

  • @TheT74
    @TheT74 Před 5 lety +49

    She is insane! 😂😂😂

  • @tysont8141
    @tysont8141 Před 5 lety +12

    8:37 Ali: when they look like they just got hits by a zombie
    I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣