15 Minutes of Ali Wong
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- čas přidán 30. 03. 2021
- Ali Wong tells us the hilarious truths about marriage and motherhood. What's your favorite story?
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I would definitely watch Pixar's The Joy of Soy
I can definitely see it being a movie or a short film
Pixar and Ali? Sounds 👌
Yas plez
Yep, me too, I would totally watch that film. I think it's the Stringer Beef nemesis that really sells it...
F***ing GOLD!!!
"I don't want to lean in...I want to lie down!"
God I felt that. I'm so tired all the time lol
We all feel that.
That's an anthem right there 😭
lean in or lean back 🤣
word.
3:25
My coworker has “poop shoes” she keeps in her desk that she puts on before she goes to the bathroom so nobody recognizes her regular shoes under the stall 🤣
That's actually pretty genius! Lol
So hilarious 🤣 you are
😂😂😂😂😂
Genius!
😂😂😂😂
The way she goes from a sexy whisper to an angry yelling banshee. I love her!
“Aly how do you balance family and career? ..” “Men never get asked that question, because they don’t.” 😭💀
Nor should we. We are taking enough of a risk being married to a masses of conflicting impulses. In addition, we get F:d regularly in court.
@@matttrafton2725 If marriage is daunting to you, just get a prenup. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@bluroses4 I hear those don't work against a good lawyer. Shame. I am a decent catch to. No bad habits, I fly helicopters, 183cm tall, fit and average - above average good looks. 144 IQ. And, most important of all. An awesome dog.
men also can be single dads, they never get any support in my country and never get asked those questions. also no leave for men when they have a baby. sweden got it right.
@@augustus9113 Sverige usually does get things right. Except when it comes to their immigration policies.
When you’re a mom you need sparkle to compensate for the light in you that has died 😭😂😂😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😩😩
to real
Hey Cuz!
Too close to home...😔
So true
6:05
11:32 "It's a whack @$$ job. You get no 401k, no co-workers. You're just in solitary confinement all day long with this human tamagotchi!" 😂🤣 TRUTH!
"When you're a Mom, you need sparkle...
To compensate for the light inside that died"
Definitely true!
I LOVE IT!! I HELLA CRACK UP
Can you explain me why “ to compensate the light inside that died “ ? I don’t have children
Tell us more about how you hate your child.
@@Alex-tm4thseriously. Exactly what I wanted to say.
My mother's attitude was very different. She was bewildered by a negative attitude of a friend who complaint about being a mother. My mother loved me, and my brothers and she said that it was a joy being our mother. Love sometimes requires sacrifice. I remember too that she loved her father very much.
I don't think I've ever seen her NOT pregnant lol
I was just thinking the same thing 😅😅😅😅
Gotta buy milk for the baby.
Lol well she has two specials and both were done with her two kids pregnancies....I believe. I could be wrong
Only in birds of pray lol
@@lunakir2887 oh wait do you mean when is she Not pregnant? Then you forgot American housewife lol
The men cheering when she talks about lunches - all the women in the audience knew where she was going with this 😂
HAHAHAHAHAHA. I know right!!!
Only simps laughing. Or trying to avoid the truth with their girlfriends.
After she dropped the punch line, they're all like....wait what??? 😂
Hey hunny, don’t forget the chips tomorrow. And no Mayo. Thanksss.
@@Andra9218 please tell me the time stamp!
Ali Wong has always been funny, but the way I can feel how her pregnancy effects her humor and performance makes it even funnier. As a woman, I can relate to that kind of cadence on a spiritual level.
Stinky Ali Wong and her sick micropenis body shaming "Jokes"
This women is literally evil.
“this tiny mess of a thing that wouldn’t even reach your molars.”
I mean who even talks like that about peoples bodies? What a disgusting human being
How does pregnancy make her funnier?
@@engjdspregnancy hormones make us more unhinged 😅
I love it when she use her soft and beautiful voice then suddenly she go angry yelling ...so cute
I really wanna see that Pixar movie with Justin Timberlake and Idris Elba
And some sassy tofu 😂
Yeah me too lol
And clearly Idris Elba’s character name would be shredded chilli beef
Yeah, sounds more like a DreamWorks movie, though, doesn't it?
Oh good, lol I thought I was the only thinking "Pete Docter: I think you got a solid pitch there you're missing out on."
I love Ali’s angry sense of humor. 😂
I love comedians (including many women, and many who are filthy as fuck, and of all ethnicities, ages, orientations). Nothing about Ali Wong makes me laugh. I see all the fans on here, and wonder why. I truly am mystified, I'm not being a troll in any way.
@@BrianA2906 you’re simply not part of her target audience, that’s why
@@mariceuh she has a target audience? If you genuinely find her “humor and jokes” funny then you yourself don’t have a sense of humor.
@@ethanfarrell441 you don't have a sense of humor
@@frankslefttesticle3247 😱
How does she only have two specials?! Netflix, give her more specials!
So damn funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"-How do you balance family and career?
Men don't get asked this question, because they don't."👌👌👌
oh, shut up.
She's hilarious and so on point!
"Bit*h shut up! Don't tell them the secrets.... And now we're expected to work!"
Gosh, I too soooo want to lie downnnn! Why did they have to ruin everything!!!
Yep. When I check out who I want to date, I look to see if she's employeed. Yeah. Feminism killed y'alls game a LONG time ago. 🤣🤣🤣
Though I must admit...If ever got married and had a child with my wife. I would want her to stay home and we figure out the finances.
Feminism has actually freed me to not provide for y'all 304s😅😅😅😅
😂😂😂😂
Eh. The agrarian period had its time. I mean, it _was_ the norm since the first human civilizations cropped up, so it was inevitable this recently new experiment involving women in the workforce, would disrupt our more tribal programming; we're all going through an adjustment period, but I digress. It is what it is.
She won me over wit that line Im a fan now
she actually has a point, women, even mothers, are expected to have a job besides being a mother (coming from a woman btw) nowadays "hardwork" is highly appreciated, and it fucks with ppl's self acceptance, elsa pataky, the wife if chris hemsworth, said she would feel very depressed, cause she can't be "just a mother" of course cause then ppl would be like "she's just with him for his money" so she has to work to prove otherwise
@Mia Li exactly
Lmao off topic but imagine ppl thinking someone is with *chris hemsworth* for his money lmfao
Everything cost so much now its hard to have a household on one income. It all sucks
@@blwtheblue Even public schools have become expensive. Every week kids need more money for something. I don't see how people can afford not to stay together.
The world view that housewives and stay at home moms are doing nothing..... Is so damaging.... It's literally unpaid labor yet women are guilt tripped into thinking this is "a very lucky situation" .... Get an job outside of the household? Well good luck being BOTH housekeeper and employee.... The dad on the other side ? Well... He's a rare gem if gets his plates to the sink 🙄🙄
“You need to have sparkle…. To replace the light inside you that has died” I feel this with my wardrobe.
The way that these are cut together just adds to it because Ali will be talking about how great being a stay-at-home mom is then it immediately talks to her shitting on it lmao.
What an angry, frustrated, cynical and intolerant woman! OMG I love her! It’s like listening to my life!!!
*wife. 😉
She's awesome; someone finally gets it. 😂
She speaks truth! That’s why it’s so funny.
Typical first world sexist
I was able to sort out my herpes virus from my body system completely after using #drehimen herbal remedy'
Praying she gets pregnant again so we can get another special. 🙏🏿
Sorry. She’s done.
Hahhahhahaha
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
... She's the one writing the jokes, not the baby
I think your joke flew over some people's heads.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Dont tell em the secret!" 😆🙌🏻 I thought I was the only woman thinking all these things alllll this time!
Girl, I've been saying this for yeeeears 🤣😭
"When I hear the phrase, double income household, I want to throw up!" The best one 🤣😂
I love Ali, she’s the real deal...so authentic and unapologetic
You are right...
And fine!
and so unfunny too
Yeah, sooo unapologetic with her manbashing, talking about eating fecal matter out of a guys ass and being impressed with her own vulgarity. Takes balls.
She's so bad, none of her material is funny
I want an action movie with Ali Wong and Ken Jong
Edit: Action comedy. Imagine them yelling and shooting lol
Yesssssss!!
YES!!!! They would be phenomenal together I think 😂
That might literally kill us 😂
Somebody get on this!
Dude! I want that to be a thing!
HECK YEA, TOTALLY
This woman acts silly but she's low key a genius.
pretty much all great comedians fit this description
you must be a moron if you think she is a genius
@@buffboi7977 including Amy Schumer?
Genius lol
She's a stinky misandrist, toxic feminist body shamer.
With her sick micropenis body shaming "Jokes"
This women is literally evil.
“this tiny mess of a thing that wouldn’t even reach your molars.”
I mean who even talks like that about peoples bodies? What a disgusting human being
Genius?
"B*tch shut up! Don't tell them the secret!" 😂
Women putting down housewives are just so ridiculous. I agree with her. Having even one child IS a job.
It be like that. Grass always sewn greener on the other side but it all is an equal struggle. Thats why its good not to envy and just focus on our own lawns. Just typing out loud
She's not putting them down. She's jealous. That's the joke.
@@babu357 the joke clearly went over your airhead.
@@ijustwannabehappier-v4973 What are you one about? It's simple. You can feel two things at the same time. And you can exaggerate things because it funny. Not hard.
Women gave birth in the fields. YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL
“ When you are a Mom, you need sparkle to compensate for the light inside you that has died.” This 💯💯👍🏾
This explains a lot
Hilarious how this clip was prophetic for Pixar's "Bao" lol
"all day long with this human Tamagotch" hahahahaha~ She's slaying it ! LOL
omg yesssssss
i love her fierce-asian-grandma-hood-gangster-cute attitude
Lmao her delivery is ON POINT!💀💀💀
amazing, yesss
Ali Wong scares me… in a good way. She’s the kind of person who would invite you over for tea and serve cold pizza and vodka before throwing a slumber party where everyone cries while watching To All The Boys.
She's a vile toxic feminist misandrist body shamer.
With her sick micropenis body shaming "Jokes"
This women is literally evil.
“this tiny mess of a thing that wouldn’t even reach your molars.”
I mean who even talks like that about peoples bodies? What a disgusting human being
Stinky Ali Wong lol
The irony of Ali Wong’s jokes is what makes her so funny. Absolutely can’t get enough of her and I want to project that same energy and attitude in my life too 😍😍😍
Same.
Ali wong got that stinky roast beef energy vibes going on.
With her sick micropenis body shaming "Jokes"
This women is literally evil.
“this tiny mess of a thing that wouldn’t even reach your molars.”
I mean who even talks like that about peoples bodies? What a disgusting human being
she's the reason I bought a Netflix subscription to watch her tiger mom comedy special.
Simp
I understand. ✅✅✅
Same here
Her netflix movie, Always be my maybe, is good too!! ❤
Did you ask for your money back?
her expressions and delivery are flawless😁😁
When she gets loud you know it's gonna be good. 😂
Proud house wife here. My heart goes out to those double income households. 😆 🤣
"human tamagachi" "candy crush while I get my blood drawn" plus the joke where you can literally tell that Ali herself laughed/love the bit was the part with "planet money" in reference to housewives. Seeing a great, genius, famous comic get amused on stage, without being able to conceal it fully, by their own material is like... so so beautiful and inspiring. LOVE THIS
"Where is my confetti at?" 🙆🏾♂️🙆🏾♂️🙆🏾♂️🙆🏾♂️
She never stutters. Such great delivery. 😍😫❤️
playing a piece of tofu in a pixar movie is now my dream job
“…she shit on my chest. Where’s my confetti at”
🤣🤣🤣
"oh great! Now I have to tip more." 😅 She really is a mood.
The stringer beef joke flew over sooooo many peoples head. 😂
That one came in under the wire.
I don’t get it but I laughed lmao. What’s the reference?
@@trishl707 stringer beef is a reference to the character stringer bell, from the HBO series “the wire”.It was a Late 90s early 2000s show.
@@Moe_Preme ahhhh thank you
Right! Loved it
That prenup joke is soooooo good.
I was practically sawed in half to save my kid’s life when she was born. 4 days after surgery I am doing the stand, sit, lie down game from Who’s Line Is It Anyway because newborns need something every 30 minutes. The pain was awful. It took 6 months before she’d even sleep 4 hours at a time. My husband had his appendix out. 3 tiny little scars, hospital sent him home after 24 hours, and he was complaining about how much pain he was in and needed to rest.
You can’t convince me men are stronger than women haha. I also had a traumatic emergency c section and my husband had the audacity to ask why I could barely talk because according to him you’re on painkillers, you shouldn’t be in pain’. Wanted to strangle his ass lol.
If y'all husband's attitude is like that, then divorce their asses
@@lindseymccollum4514 Trust me, I would if I could. I can’t stand the thought of leaving the kids to him and whoever he decides to marry.
@@hadilayyad6147 count down the days until the kids are out of the house.
@@ladywartooth Yeah I already am trust me :/ I’ve started this tax prep course so I can do something for myself and get my focus and work ethic back. Depression and anxiety hasn’t done me any favors.
I can't believe Ali Wong just turned me anti-feminist in 15mins😄Or did she turn me feminist, I'm not sure.
"...coz when you're a mum, you need sparkle, to compensate for the light inside of you that has died" 🤣
You should do whatever the fuck makes you happy and DGAF about when any other human says or thinks, at least with regards to how you live your life.
@@JasonBlack66 Dude ?????
yknow this is a comedy channel, right?
Lighten up!
Shes a genuine feminist she knows the game that actually worked not the current game kind of a disaster.
@@ThomasDoubting5 She's a good comedian.😊
@@ebbyc1817 My comment had nothing to do with the video :)
This woman knows my soul.
I've never enjoyed a plot twist as much as the one she pulled out. It's the most convoluted appreciation message to feminists there is. Absolutely brilliant.
Love her. She's an inspiration as a real human being. Her honesty is spot on. Talent.
You're joking right, an inspiration, she's sick, her body shaming micropenis jokes have literally driven thousands of men to worsened mental illness as you can see from the comments on the facebook post.
This stinky women is literally evil.
“this tiny mess of a thing that wouldn’t even reach your molars.”
I mean who even talks like that about peoples bodies? What a disgusting human being
My mother always told me to never date a good cook...I thought she wanted me to starve, she was saving my from indentured servitude.
Don't listen to her, I'll make u dinner, btw what college did u go to
Lmaooo
@@ahhh4117 hahahahahah
Or you could be like my husband, he’s had me teach him how to cook so that he’s got a much better relationship resume for his second worth!
Or she could teach you how to cook.
SHe is way over due for a netflix special Miss you Ali!!
??? Where do u think all the clips came from
@@jakerobins9059 I think they meant ANOTHER special
she has to get pregnant again first though
Huh?
*a third
Love her dangerously soft voice 😂😂😂
Feminism is supposed to be respecting your women's choices.
Including, wanting to lie down in bed watching Netflix, eating a bowl of popcorn sitting precariously on top of your pregnant tummy while your husband works. You do you, Ali!
She knows, it’s a joke. She addresses that staying at home sucks too at 11:30
You have no idea what feminism really is.
@@gwminichiello9322 What's feminism then? if it's not about choice?
@@luxolontamo4440 politically motivated agenda. 101.
@@luxolontamo4440 choice is every humans right. Do we need masculinism for men to have choice? No. Then why should it be something different for females. Feminism is not being able to have a choice or a voice, that's a born accepted in everyone. Feminism itself is political activism and its effects.
Love it how angry and aggrevated she is 😂
her performance is a marvel
It is. Marvelously unfunny.
Shes too damn good😂😂😂
"Standard for men is so low they get praised for doing so little "
True 😁😁
"When you are a mom you need sparkle to compensate for the light that has died" 😆 🤣 😂
She is best. 😆 Cracks me up everytime. Especially her realization of a full time mother's job & the extra burdens of a dual role.
She needs to add some single mother absent father & party time only family jokes.
I can give her plenty of material.
« bitch shut up! ». Love it!
The juxtaposition of the two shows is so good! You really see how her experiences shifted after she had her first baby.
No matter how many times I watch, her comedy shows cracks me up every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
As a house wife/ stay home mom, i completely agree
Can she write a book called "lie down"? Like please?
That bit about work toilet paper and dispenser and doodoo-so true. So funny.
I've seen this so many times and I don't watch anything on repeat. I love everything she does she's so funny. Love her x
"Where's My Confetti At" Couldn't Stop Laughing.
Ain’t no paranoia, my coworkers ALWAYS recognize my feet under the stall, it’s mortifying every time 😂
She is freaking hilarious! Best female comic hands down.
Damn is she is the best I can’t imagine the worst…..
Truth spoken with humor
I dont know how many times i've watched this, and it is still funny as hell
She has to one of the funniest skilled comedians for time.
Nothing funnier that the truth delivered like this superb.
This woman is the best! I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.
I find your comment funnier than this shitty show.
Lmaooo! "Lean in, I want to lie down!" 😩🤣 Yes mam!
"I don't wanna work anymore"
Same... 🤣
Hilarious and terrifying all at once
Kinda like sitting shot gun for your kid's first driving lesson
Yep. She totally reinforces my decision to stay remain a bachelor.
People as me, "Ali how on earth do you balance family and career" Men never get asked that question because they don't!"
I can honestly say that this girl is super underrated...she is fucking funny...she is the best imo.
"i did that so he'd bcm dependent on me"
I’m so glad that she said, “lie down” and not “lay down”.
Your a idiot whom thinks there smarter then every one else
@@karleedontanville8690 you got you're smiley face upsidedown
@@isaacburrows8405 I see what you did there!
She obviously has a great vocabulary
Absouletly Love Her!
Her take on feminism and women in the workforce is one of the most brutal truths I've seen come out of the entertainment industry. She is the only female comedian I keep coming back to.
So he can depend on her.....thats genius right there. If possible work smarter not harder.
She's awesome. Totally underrated.
"Arch nemesis can be a piece of BEEF" Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
That paranoia in the toilet stalls is too real. Avoid public toilets to avoid humiliation.
I love Ali, she is so wonderful!
And her eyeglass frames!
I absolutely adore Ali Wong, she is my favorite comedian!
Man! I haven’t laughed so hard in a lonnnnng time! Made my day! 😂😂😂
When you're a mum, you need sparkle...to compensate for the light inside of you that has died. 🤣🤣🤣
My face hurts from laughing 😂
She must have really liked staying at home the past year!
I did. The idea of in person meetings is giving me a panic attack. Just ugh... if I could go back I would’ve put more effort into marrying rich super young. Hindsight... *screams internally*
She’s got to be my favorite comedian! No not just my favorite female comedian just comedian period she’s amazingly Witty her timing is perfect truly a gem
She's not making any jokes..
"And I had to act like everything is ok, when clearly everything is not ok"
I'm gonna bet right now this is what we all are feeling
Ali Wong is the most hilarious woman ever.
Pixar: "write that down! write that down!"
I’m with her on the housewife part 😭😂 my brain: “that bitch got it made” while everybody else is like “ewww you don’t have a job?! *hurls*” 💀💀
I love her angry rants, you know she’s Asian just cause of that. I’m Filipino. We do that on a regular. I sound like I’m pissed but I’m not, I’m telling the TRUTH. 😂😭😭
Ali your 'delivery' not of the kid, but of your material is priceless!!