He is by far the best at absolutely tearing people apart and as a Scottish guy we all know 1 guy in our friends circle who's like this 😂 I love it, proper rough Scottish banter at its finest
"Hopefully one day, Frankie, I could grow gills and walk backwards into the sea." I've never laughed so hard in my entire fuckin life🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Go to one of his preparing shows where he tries out new material. This audience interaction is unscripted. He's an expert at this. As I'm sure you all know 😀
MrReaper666ish because you didn't go to the same show twice in three days unless you've got a goldfish memory or Alzheimers. Have you got Alzheimers? . . Have you got Alzheimers? . . . Have you got Alzheimers?
@@stevenswan4686 he picked my mate out at a show, the guy who said he wanted to be a comedian then Frankie shredded him, think it was the same show as the frodo kid
It's her own fault, she shouldn't of sat at the front and worn a hat that makes her stand out on a Frankie Boyle stand up show, of course he's going to notice her and say something.
4:04 this IS the best example of true inspired comedy...he took a high risk...but he did get a giggle out of that sweet darling in the hat ( okay she is wearing a hat...)...man, comedians are fearless genuises
That comment about Frodo after getting his ring destroyed had me lose it big time here LMAO!! I had to watch the next minute of it again cos I missed it while pissing myself laughing :D
@@thompryde1135 Well, FB is in the UK, where WVM is a very annoying breed, albeit a rather harmless one. Pity about whatever backwater you find yourself in. It does sound bleak.
@@nirmalsuki I see, the three of you have a little gang. It does sound as if your world is a dark place indeed. You see, for the rest of us, it's the guy in the van vanishing when he makes an unexpected U-turn in front of us.
This reminds me of a girl I knew a few years ago we worked together and got on pretty well but she was always extremely shy and anxious and to be honest I felt more than a little sorry for her . But then one day as if by magic she came in full of confidence and bravado like a new woman the shyness and anxiety were long gone she had completely changed for the better . Naturally I was shocked and asked her what had happened " I've started flicking my bean " she replied with a smile . Before stating I was a stupid little girl but now I feel like a queen and it's all because I flick my bean . She was crying and shaking as she said it and going on about how women could rule the world if more of them followed her lead . I don't really know what she was on about and looking back I think she might have been mental
he did understand and it's not his job to actually care what they mean anyway. he is trying to make everyone laugh. agreed least funny part of it though
@ArmchairWarrior he likely works for a recruitment agency that either completely specialises in recruiting people for procurement roles in other companies, or they deal with recruitment for any type of job role and he specialises in finding people with procurement skills.
His shows must be like university lectures. You don't have to go, but they're quite enjoyable, but you try to make sure he/lecturer doesn't know you're there.
@7.30 “maybe history” guy reminds me of my uni librarian. I once went to get a book out and he was discreetly watching a porno on his phone under the desk
he still does stand up, he has a netflix special, a new show on bbc iplayer, and 3 audio stand up albums newly released. The "PC Brigade" didn't do shit
'looking for people to chat to...there's nothin' wrong with that' My God, haven't laughed so hard...think maybe he cured my cancer. unbelievable! jesuus
Branon Fontaine I think the “bullying” wasn’t implying that it’s actual bullying, just a term allocated to humour cenetered around jokey-criticism of others
At Frankie Boyle gigs, it's the back of the theatre that sells out first.
At Frankie Boyle gigs, it's the ''Free Palestine but I can't find Palestine on a map'' seats that sell out first.
@@FrankNStein-wk4oj umm, yeah? I guess? Leave the burns to Frankie mate
Jesus Christ for fook sake
. Is that the Kings theatre. By any chance.
@@FirstLast-cf4mi
The mossad must really be lowering its standards if that's the sort of comment it pays people to make now.
“You look like a moderately powerful Pokémon”
Pokemon?
I KNOW WHAT THAT IS!
I practically died when he said that! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jhbeh
Not just a Pokemon, a moderately powerful one
WEIRD!!! I read your comment as he said it in real time !!!
That Frodo line was brilliant. I'm stealing it.
Love how he called him frodo but didn't call the recruitment guy samwise gamgee
Why not? He did.
Stealing it for what ? Your joke shop ?
Why not? He did.
@@cm4251 lmao
He is by far the best at absolutely tearing people apart and as a Scottish guy we all know 1 guy in our friends circle who's like this 😂 I love it, proper rough Scottish banter at its finest
"Hopefully one day, Frankie, I could grow gills and walk backwards into the sea."
I've never laughed so hard in my entire fuckin life🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When your feeling down and fucked off with life Frankie Boyle never fails to put a smile on your face
Love the way he laughs at his own jokes that he's just thought up . He doesn't need scripted jokes just kill the audience quality!
@Ian Duke he must pick people out before hand then before the show starts, and they are just sitting there not knowing what's about to happen to them.
Go to one of his preparing shows where he tries out new material. This audience interaction is unscripted. He's an expert at this. As I'm sure you all know 😀
MrReaper666ish because you didn't go to the same show twice in three days unless you've got a goldfish memory or Alzheimers.
Have you got Alzheimers?
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Have you got Alzheimers?
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Have you got Alzheimers?
@@stevenswan4686 he picked my mate out at a show, the guy who said he wanted to be a comedian then Frankie shredded him, think it was the same show as the frodo kid
@MrReaper666ish yeah i would probably agree with you had he not picked my mate out the crowd.
"Why is he a giant version of you?!" The way he said that killed me 🤣🤣
"This is for scum!"
Had me in absolute hysterics lol
5:02 😂😂
'Is this your dad or is he just grooming you?' 😅😂
Jesus Christ that was a class one 😀
Thanks for being pinned to a cross for my sins 🙌 love you!!
There was something adorable about that last guy who worked for Hackney council.
He was so jolly
What's brought yer down from Paisley a raft made from turnips pal lol
U can tell the girl with the hat was really uncomfortable with frankie.
It's her own fault, she shouldn't of sat at the front and worn a hat that makes her stand out on a Frankie Boyle stand up show, of course he's going to notice her and say something.
@@alanwakeish hat or not he still would have gave her loads of abuse.
Why did she knowingly attend a Frakie Boyle show then lmao
She is an inspector for the politically correct brigade and a vegan......her report was daming......how dare they laugh at jokes!
They all look really uncomfortable
'What are you doin at one of my shows' this is for Scum. Priceless
Thanks for uploads legend
4:04 this IS the best example of true inspired comedy...he took a high risk...but he did get a giggle out of that sweet darling in the hat ( okay she is wearing a hat...)...man, comedians are fearless genuises
Watched this over and over again
That comment about Frodo after getting his ring destroyed had me lose it big time here LMAO!! I had to watch the next minute of it again cos I missed it while pissing myself laughing :D
On a Frankie Boyle video spree with no regrets xD
"What's your story"... oh shit!
Mock the week has never been the same since Frankie left.
Just remember that the audience has no idea what they look like.
Where I'm from 'white van man' means something VERY different.
Do enlighten us ??
@@thompryde1135 Well, FB is in the UK, where WVM is a very annoying breed, albeit a rather harmless one.
Pity about whatever backwater you find yourself in. It does sound bleak.
Where I am from, a White Van is the vehicle of choice to make people disappear...
@@nirmalsuki I see, the three of you have a little gang. It does sound as if your world is a dark place indeed. You see, for the rest of us, it's the guy in the van vanishing when he makes an unexpected U-turn in front of us.
@@thefreedomguyuk What Gang? I don't get why you would say that...
These are the best 4 videos of Frankie on the internet. Absolutely brutal! 😅
theres frankie boyle and then everyone else. absolute legend
"This is for scum"
Short and sweet.
"Is that too much? This will be a long fucking show!"
"moderately powerful Pokémon"
What you currently working on?
"A crotchless shell suit?".
Still waiting for him to say “I respect people like you, I will let you be”
Ever since Still Game I have been finding these Scottish gems
I'd love to go see him but making fun of a Yank would probably take up the whole show....
This reminds me of a girl I knew a few years ago we worked together and got on pretty well but she was always extremely shy and anxious and to be honest I felt more than a little sorry for her . But then one day as if by magic she came in full of confidence and bravado like a new woman the shyness and anxiety were long gone she had completely changed for the better . Naturally I was shocked and asked her what had happened " I've started flicking my bean " she replied with a smile . Before stating I was a stupid little girl but now I feel like a queen and it's all because I flick my bean . She was crying and shaking as she said it and going on about how women could rule the world if more of them followed her lead . I don't really know what she was on about and looking back I think she might have been mental
Wid have pumped her lol
Mr M 😂😂😂😂
M8 what 🤣🤣🤣
@@zoe.l.s lol sorry but I would have, especially if shes telling me shes flicking her bean lol x
Mr M that is the best comment I’ve ever seen, thank you so much for making my damn day x
The guy from Kirkcaldy looks like Frankie Boyle's final form if he was a Pokémon.
Frankie didn't understand the guy who clearly said he RECRUITED procurement staff. Guy took it well though.
he did understand and it's not his job to actually care what they mean anyway. he is trying to make everyone laugh. agreed least funny part of it though
@ArmchairWarrior Maybe he works for a large company and therefore may be needed on a consistent basis?
butterflyyube
the guy looked like he was hiding his anger
@ArmchairWarrior he likely works for a recruitment agency that either completely specialises in recruiting people for procurement roles in other companies, or they deal with recruitment for any type of job role and he specialises in finding people with procurement skills.
@ArmchairWarrior if someone says they work in recruitment, it's usually for an external agency.
Listen closely to him beyond the fxxxxng and cxxxting he is very clever
Are we holding a seance here 😂😂😂
On panel shows I have never been a fan of FB but on stand up he is superb! So quick witted, hilarious!
I'm the same. I love his audience abuse sketches only. I've watched these countless times. 🤣🤣
"We need a laugh after a hard day of killing children" an Ashley Silao quote.
😂 savage moments esp the... your girl looks like she could rip you apart like a chicken wing 😂
when he touches the sides, do you vibrate and your nose lights up... hahahaha
Mal big haha so feckin funny I was in bits
@@dannyboy1868Yeh, loved the look on their faces. Esp. her.
X Fade there was truth in what frankie said, that lucky lad haha
She didn't like that one bit I don't think 😄
His shows must be like university lectures. You don't have to go, but they're quite enjoyable, but you try to make sure he/lecturer doesn't know you're there.
muscleandmath
lol piss off ya nerd. lectures are shite. you must be studying something interesting but with no career prospects
I wish I had your enthusiasm about lectures
The last rip was priceless.
Love the Quantum Leap reference. Lol
Haha this is brilliant. U can see the world falling out there arses soon as frankie clocks eyes with them
@7.30 “maybe history” guy reminds me of my uni librarian. I once went to get a book out and he was discreetly watching a porno on his phone under the desk
The frodo and operation lines are absolute gold.
17:11 "exciting stuff..." love the dead pan sarcasm here hahaha
“ Hopefully one day frankie I can grow gills and walk backwards into the sea “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
No one roasts an audience like Frankie Boyle😂😂😂
Frankie describes a guy as looking like someone from Grand Theft Auto and then later on makes a cameo in Grand Theft Auto.
“This isn’t what you do, you’re lyin’ to me. What’s this sort of elaborate cover story? Are you Jon Venables?”
Why does the thumbnail look like I’m opening a tots pack on fifa
The Hackney council got me :)
17:48 LAWWWWWWWWWWL!!!!!
Whats brought you down from paisley? A raft made of turnips? 😂😂😂
Superb
Turning on captions on this video caused my phone to reboot
I love him
Guys just brilliant 😂
Brilliant! Love him!
Where has he gone,, loved his acts???
@Kris Roberts Now that's funny.
pc brigade chased him out of town
he still does stand up, he has a netflix special, a new show on bbc iplayer, and 3 audio stand up albums newly released. The "PC Brigade" didn't do shit
Haha! Does he touch the sides! Quality 🤣
The surfer guy imitating his voice 😂😂
please don't see me, please don't see me.
17:45 onwards has to be the most awkward lmao
Some of these attacks are brutal! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 bad bad man.
‘Are u gay or do u just like the look?!’ 😅
at the end the dude he is grilling is taking long breathes not to flip out when Frankie goes at his girl :D
Them two at the end were steaming. hahhahahaha
whats brought you down from Paisley? A raft made of Turnips..😂
The fkn chicken wing at the end... Ahahhhhhhhhhhh
If Darth Vader actually were there, Mustafa would only have been the second worst time he was burned.
'looking for people to chat to...there's nothin' wrong with that' My God, haven't laughed so hard...think maybe he cured my cancer. unbelievable! jesuus
all hail The Frankie. Another fuckin' comedy masterclass
I'm dyiiiiiiiiiing!
7:23 the absolute best bit
My favourite comedian.
Io
It’s like punching smoke 💨 😂
Last one was classic
Does he touch the sides?
.... Well damn Frankie 😂
I dont get this?
@@bigsmoke4380 throwing a banana down a free way
8.00 on is gold
Get a front row ticket at your peril
“Does he touch the sides?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 head gone 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
i dont get it
@@georgerice4302 He's implying he has a small weener
Or she has a fanny like a wizards sleeve 🧙♂️
WEW Lads..This guy has no chill.He is brutal And funny AF!
Love the part when he bullies the audience
Never speak again. Your kind does not this kind of privilege.
Stop being a such a millennial PC bitch...
Branon Fontaine I think the “bullying” wasn’t implying that it’s actual bullying, just a term allocated to humour cenetered around jokey-criticism of others
@@branon6565 I'm Gen Z but thanks for your lack of understanding of humour
@@SHAUNDJFISHBEATSMARTIN Thanks for not getting the context and calling someone a cunt for your sensitivity
If u do the front row act like frankie and Al Murray you have to b bloody good
The Big Chunckie Charlie! 6:58
Hes not a photographer hes the singer from Muse!
This guys ability to literally process on the spot and turn it into a joke is borderline unparalled!!
8.26 had tears coming ov my eyes
No it dint u wasent crying stop lying matthew james get to bed sleep it off
Is this the same venue where Michael McIntyre does his Big Show?
My favourite comedian ever ! He makes me laugh the most 😂
Never sit in the front rows at a Frankie Boyle gig. You will be targeted. If you can't handle a point down, get your tickets for the back.
Very good indeed
Come to Australia !!!
CD ROM’s 😂🤟🏽
Hurts my ears and senses
Crotchless shell suit haha
I would give anything to reincarnate Mary Whitehouse, stick her in the front row, and get Frankie to ask her a question.
9:12 - 9:20 is by far the best line ever said