Frankie Boyle's Best Jokes on Mock The Week:Too Hot For TV 3

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  • @matthazel5843
    @matthazel5843 Před 8 měsíci +100

    "It was nice to spend time with my family this year.....And Harry." That aged beautifully

  • @glossy3651
    @glossy3651 Před rokem +520

    I love how Frankie makes all the other comedians feel so uncomfortable, gold.

    • @mattykeel8521
      @mattykeel8521 Před rokem +18

      Russel Howard always loves it 😂

    • @zarrow50
      @zarrow50 Před rokem +1

      Yes, the others are all anti Brexit , anti Tory etc

    • @aonghasmacaghobhainn2322
      @aonghasmacaghobhainn2322 Před 11 měsíci

      he literaly doesn't but go off i guess

    • @patrickbyrne5070
      @patrickbyrne5070 Před 11 měsíci +3

      @@mattykeel8521Howard’s tiny dk wishes it had the aggravated assault charge worth half a joke Frankie thought up on the shitter

    • @patrickbyrne5070
      @patrickbyrne5070 Před 11 měsíci

      @@zarrow50Boyle is a straight up socialist. Because he’s a real one. Do you use your ears? Or should I cut them off too u cnt

  • @aworldofpureimagination914
    @aworldofpureimagination914 Před 2 lety +676

    Nobody has ever so consistently been hilarious and got so many rounds of applause when he was there or since he left.

    • @crawford1083
      @crawford1083 Před rokem +25

      So brilliant. So sharp. And became so unfunny and lefty and pathetic!

    • @euancohen
      @euancohen Před rokem +59

      He was always left you mug

    • @kentuckyfriedcommunist9496
      @kentuckyfriedcommunist9496 Před rokem +3

      @@euancohen I think you misread the comment

    • @barath4545
      @barath4545 Před rokem +6

      @@crawford1083 His monologues in his new show is still the same old Frankie, just ffwd over the rest of the comedians, except for Miles Jupp.

    • @crawford1083
      @crawford1083 Před rokem +1

      @@barath4545 Shall check it. I do like Miles Jupp!

  • @garethjenkins6273
    @garethjenkins6273 Před rokem +275

    The funniest comedian ever.
    His descriptions of people he was taking the piss out of were both bitingly funny and accurate.
    He once described Michael Gove as looking like a witch's spell to turn a boy into a snail that had stopped halfway through.

    • @eldub4124
      @eldub4124 Před rokem +1

      nigel farage described as a frog trying to push itself out a scrotum face first 😂

    • @clothilde1623
      @clothilde1623 Před rokem +18

      Yeah his descriptions are so creative, hilarious and weirdly spot on! I remember when he said Boris Johnson “looks like something you keep your pyjamas in”, I laughed so hard I could hardly breathe 😂

    • @garyconyers-davies5781
      @garyconyers-davies5781 Před rokem +12

      or Ann Widdicome as, "a homophobic human mud slide".

    • @brownsparlour9813
      @brownsparlour9813 Před rokem

      😂😂

    • @happybee7725
      @happybee7725 Před 10 měsíci

      Definitely! My favourite comedian by far. I’m scottish so I’m maybe a wee bit bias.
      I liked the one were he said the queen was so old her p€$sy was haunted.😂 I mean wtf?🤷😂

  • @debatabletruths6687
    @debatabletruths6687 Před 3 lety +395

    Frankie could carry this show all by himself.

    • @althalus3267
      @althalus3267 Před 2 lety +35

      frankie WAS the show IMO.

    • @garethjenkins6273
      @garethjenkins6273 Před rokem +18

      Could and did carry the show. The show was garbage after he left.

    • @barath4545
      @barath4545 Před rokem +11

      @@garethjenkins6273 Naah, it was just more polite, but Ed Byrne and Dara's ping pong, Russell growing into a pretty funny guy and Milton Jones were pretty funny.
      But yeah it lost it's superedge when he left. It's kinda like Metallica before and after 1986, still good but not great.

    • @juki6377
      @juki6377 Před 9 měsíci +4

      yeah but frankie's show all by himself is so painful to watch, s'pose it isnt comedy while this is

    • @KegOfMeat
      @KegOfMeat Před 4 měsíci +3

      @@barath4545Ed Byrne and Russell Howard are the definition of unfunny.

  • @Mike_5
    @Mike_5 Před 3 lety +264

    Frankie Boyle's laugh is the best bit sort of sinister and disturbing at the same time

  • @mitchellrayner2110
    @mitchellrayner2110 Před 2 lety +150

    The Queens medical issues is iconic, Russell’s reaction is top tier

    • @jamesmacrae5748
      @jamesmacrae5748 Před 2 lety +4

      Indeed, that one very nearly made me piss and shit myself i lol'ed so hard!

    • @yvettefiddes2502
      @yvettefiddes2502 Před rokem +2

      My favourite too, it's Russell that's makes it 10 times funnier!!🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

    • @barath4545
      @barath4545 Před rokem +3

      Yeah the original cut is longer and the sheer reaction from the others is GOLD.
      Like Hugh just stands there and smiles and just gives UP following THAT :)
      And Russell is just in tears :)

  • @espenbaklid3178
    @espenbaklid3178 Před 3 lety +259

    4:07 "He's safe for as long as his boat can outrun Gary Glitter's submarine"
    I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS JOKE FOR YEARS, FINALLY FOUND IT! THANKS!

    • @bitzibaerlie
      @bitzibaerlie Před 2 lety +11

      I have watched a bunch of Frankie Boyle Mock The Week compilations over the years, but this one actually has some jokes I did not know yet.

  • @hairblairbunch
    @hairblairbunch Před rokem +102

    I agree with everyone who says they miss Frankie on Mock the Week. It was one of my favourite shows in the 2000s when he was on it and this was mostly due to him. It's weird to imagine though, that the difference in time between now and 2005-2009 (when he was on the show) is like it being the summer of 2002 and us looking back to a show that was on in the late 1980s.

    • @barath4545
      @barath4545 Před rokem +6

      Yeah but humor (bar the politicians in charge etc) is often timeless.
      Some of the best humor for me is still Yes Minister and YPM from 1980-1986 - Bloody brilliant humor!
      And IDK if you can remember that, but my late 1990s was Bottom, Young Ones, Red Dwarf, Blackadder (last 2 seasons) and later Coupling - God damn so much good stuff!

    • @fingersTitan
      @fingersTitan Před 5 měsíci

      @@barath4545 That newspaper sketch still holds up from Yes Minister. Genius.

  • @Leafsgobrrrrr
    @Leafsgobrrrrr Před 3 lety +179

    That princess Anne joke is amazing once I realized she was a really good equestrian

    • @vangroover1903
      @vangroover1903 Před rokem +1

      But almost pathetically amateur if you already knew that.

  • @GK-il3fn
    @GK-il3fn Před 10 měsíci +25

    ‘Stay away from my daughter - she gave me crabs’ had me in stitches

  • @Brooface
    @Brooface Před 9 měsíci +19

    “It’s not going to be a struggle pushing it out at 67 though, is it? That baby’s going to have spent the last three months bungee jumping.” Gold

  • @77Walsh
    @77Walsh Před 3 lety +717

    i soo miss frankie on Mock the week, it's no where near as good without him

    • @wavell14
      @wavell14 Před 2 lety +52

      he's about as funny as cancer nowadays

    • @maddi5109
      @maddi5109 Před 2 lety +4

      He’ll have had more laughs than corona ever could have still

    • @althalus3267
      @althalus3267 Před 2 lety

      @@wavell14 I've got arse cancer but I still find him funnier. Stop commenting on things you know fuck all about.

    • @sma7530
      @sma7530 Před 2 lety +4

      I've been abroad for ten years, has he tamed his stuff down now ?

    • @kawaiilotus
      @kawaiilotus Před 2 lety +7

      Thank fuck he's been replaced by a new pasteurised skim milk version then.

  • @mchandsome1
    @mchandsome1 Před 7 měsíci +8

    Frankie never failed to make me laugh so hard.

  • @EatMyFist777
    @EatMyFist777 Před 2 lety +94

    "An arsehole like a cigar cutter" is honestly one of the greatest similies I've ever heard. Also, the cities-on-hydraulic-legs is a real concept created by Archigram; Frankie probably knows this due to his background in architecture, much like myself.

  • @oludotunjohnshowemimo434
    @oludotunjohnshowemimo434 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Shows how well Frankie prepared his jokes beforehand. I watched Mock The Week because of Frankie as his jokes were so funny, it got the other comedians laughing hysterically and will be hard to follow up on.

  • @corey1846
    @corey1846 Před 2 lety +23

    "Garry Glitter's submarine" XD

  • @jesmarina
    @jesmarina Před rokem +36

    He is just so sharp..........and he just doesn't care what people think. I love it.

    • @jacksonbow2766
      @jacksonbow2766 Před rokem +4

      Him going back to the BBC has made him care, he has gone woke so not as funny now.

    • @jacksonbow2766
      @jacksonbow2766 Před rokem +2

      @@BanachSpaceTheorist Excellent👍🤣

    • @jacksonbow2766
      @jacksonbow2766 Před rokem +1

      @@BanachSpaceTheorist Good. I do not want to catch the wokey virus. Take care buddy.

    • @jimmynich4791
      @jimmynich4791 Před rokem +1

      ​@@jacksonbow2766 I just went to one of his shows, he was brutal but I don't think it was recorded.

    • @paulharris2331
      @paulharris2331 Před měsícem

      @jacksonbow2766
      I can guarantee you have no idea what that means. I don't like cancel culture and all that shit but I've yet to meet someone who calls something or someone woke and can actually give it a definition beyond something they just don't like.

  • @samwarrender7171
    @samwarrender7171 Před rokem +20

    I love the fact that he doesn’t care what people think of him

  • @Michael-rr8ez
    @Michael-rr8ez Před 3 lety +50

    It's a boy, & he's been swimming 😂😂

  • @temphold1
    @temphold1 Před rokem +18

    I like the way the other comedians just watch and think "wish I was that daring, creative and funny"

  • @liquidsnail7305
    @liquidsnail7305 Před 3 lety +96

    2:00
    The flow of that joke was too smooth. Shame it didn't get more laughs

    • @ThiefOfNavarre
      @ThiefOfNavarre Před 3 lety +5

      ikr, rehearsed but brilliantly delivered

    • @napoleonbonerfarte6739
      @napoleonbonerfarte6739 Před 2 lety +8

      Of course rehearsed, but I don't think the other comics know what he's going to say. Improv is basically chance but when it hits it's easily twice as funny.

  • @geraldinerice5371
    @geraldinerice5371 Před 3 lety +98

    He hits the nail on the head every time. The others dont try because they know they dont got it.

  • @cjscrubs
    @cjscrubs Před 3 lety +64

    "Pornography in my case Dara!" LMFAO

  • @ListerLanius
    @ListerLanius Před 3 lety +40

    I keep coming back to watch these same videos every few days and I don't think I will be stopping anytime soon either 😅

  • @leewylie1832
    @leewylie1832 Před 2 lety +214

    There's no way this kind of TV would ever get past the censors nowadays. Frankie was on another level on this show.

    • @bamleith3095
      @bamleith3095 Před 2 lety +48

      It never did that's why it's called too hot for tv

    • @minto420
      @minto420 Před rokem

      Mongo

    • @SkarrGaming
      @SkarrGaming Před rokem

      @@bamleith3095 Except it was on TV at one point. I'm pretty sure they were getting quite a lot of complaints so they couldn't let him carry on the way he was so he ended up leaving. The joke about the Queen's haunted pussy even made it on to the news they were making that big a deal of it.

    • @barath4545
      @barath4545 Před rokem

      @@bamleith3095 I would worship a statue of the guys that kept this footage around though!

  • @JayG666
    @JayG666 Před 4 měsíci +5

    Don't forget F. Boyle was a school teacher . . .

  • @lindseymckirdy1830
    @lindseymckirdy1830 Před 2 lety +33

    He’s brilliant live no holds barred

  • @craig1538
    @craig1538 Před rokem +9

    "Mashed potatoes?" "No, they're fried!" Classic.

  • @dpa7175
    @dpa7175 Před 2 lety +19

    I haven't watched this show since Frankie left. Love to see ratings now compared to when he was on it!!

  • @monkchips
    @monkchips Před 5 měsíci +2

    I honestly think that every time I listen to Frankie I belly laugh. Nobody makes me laugh like him. 😂😂😂

  • @comicstripgamer1591
    @comicstripgamer1591 Před rokem +22

    As much as I love Frankie Boyle. On this show he was the Lee Hurst of 'They Think Its All Over', he dominated it so much others had to wait their turn too much

  • @ThiefOfNavarre
    @ThiefOfNavarre Před 3 lety +185

    Seeing Gina crack up despite the fact that she knows the script shows you just how funny he is

    • @briarios666
      @briarios666 Před 2 lety +55

      Thing is Frankie got away from going off script alot before he got sacked

    • @c0222
      @c0222 Před 2 lety +46

      @@briarios666 I don't think he was sacked, he just stopped going cause they never let him talk about stuff he wanted to.

    • @barath4545
      @barath4545 Před rokem +8

      @@c0222 Yeah he 100% left on his own decision.

  • @JackMcLeodJr
    @JackMcLeodJr Před rokem +4

    Frankie you were magnificent ya bahstad! Kept the lights on over at that show just by yourself.

  • @scsutton1
    @scsutton1 Před 3 lety +28

    That double booking/Simply Red joke is genius.

  • @paulburchell1762
    @paulburchell1762 Před 6 měsíci +5

    He's just fucking hilarious

  • @SimonHill-gz8fq
    @SimonHill-gz8fq Před 12 dny

    5:20 Frankie is so direct with his jokes it's laugh out loud every time 🤣

  • @AboutMMA_
    @AboutMMA_ Před 3 lety +29

    12:11 has a whole new layer to it now

    • @DeanMoxley87
      @DeanMoxley87 Před 3 lety +3

      We’ve always know Harry was James Hewitts son. Google it

    • @LuminalSpoon
      @LuminalSpoon Před 3 lety +3

      I mean it wasn't a shock let's be honest

  • @TimesFM4532
    @TimesFM4532 Před rokem +12

    he sounds genuinely outraged about them pastries😂

  • @Dave-hk4rd
    @Dave-hk4rd Před 2 lety +8

    Love the bluntness of his comedy 🤣 pushing the barriers what a guy respect I fucking think he's brilliant 👏 👌 😀 👍

  • @lordnihilus4845
    @lordnihilus4845 Před rokem +10

    0:46 that little laugh

  • @BigboyRoy100
    @BigboyRoy100 Před 3 lety +56

    Had this pop-up on the homepage recommendations, big Frankie fan back when he was in his prime years, channel name killed me laughing LOL

  • @tumshiewhacker4498
    @tumshiewhacker4498 Před rokem +27

    Frankie Boyle ......stone cold killer comedian

  • @alexevansuk
    @alexevansuk Před 10 měsíci +8

    Dara is slowly handling the PTSD

  • @brendanoneill6267
    @brendanoneill6267 Před 2 lety +21

    Franky is the G.O.A.T!

  • @tramlad2
    @tramlad2 Před 2 lety +13

    When Frankie ruled the world, he seems a bit mellow and angry now rather than outragious and dangerous, he is too good for telly

  • @Musika1321
    @Musika1321 Před rokem +10

    Frankie carried this show.

  • @2403zachariah
    @2403zachariah Před 8 měsíci +2

    Been looking for his barista joke in his monologue. Saw it on tv and cant find it

  • @stevielambert8262
    @stevielambert8262 Před 3 lety +131

    I love how uncomfortable some of the others look at Frankies comments.

    • @bitzibaerlie
      @bitzibaerlie Před 2 lety +9

      Dara has the best reactions, in my opinion. I love when he is physically flinching. Shame this video cut out his reaction to Frankie's cigar cutter line.

    • @garethbain9125
      @garethbain9125 Před rokem +6

      Shappi looked terrified...

    • @vangroover1903
      @vangroover1903 Před rokem

      @@garethbain9125 I always thought she looked Bored and Disgusted.

  • @lorrainejohnson3895
    @lorrainejohnson3895 Před rokem +6

    He's my guilty pleasure 🥰

  • @mitchellfagan7701
    @mitchellfagan7701 Před rokem +10

    This man is a legend 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kezzaman
    @kezzaman Před 3 lety +173

    keep the laughs and reactions in

    • @OneLifeTime.x
      @OneLifeTime.x Před 3 lety +5

      You noticed the Up In Arms.....direct eye contact to Russel Howard....
      And the Salute back to Frankie.
      Its really a strange world. Mm

  • @markmonaghan2309
    @markmonaghan2309 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Thank you I needed that

  • @alexogierman4873
    @alexogierman4873 Před rokem +7

    He is brilliant and a gent.

  • @MegaDeansy
    @MegaDeansy Před 5 měsíci

    'That baby's gonna spend the last 3 months bungee-jumping !' - and that was my screen splashed with a mouthful of single malt whisky !

  • @somegirl558
    @somegirl558 Před rokem +5

    "This dish is not saulty enough.
    So I am going to fuck it."
    RIP my normal common mind that was destroyed by Frankie's humour forever.
    14:09 🤣

  • @historyben7122
    @historyben7122 Před 3 lety +8

    Fantastic, thanks for uploading

  • @rickpritchard9520
    @rickpritchard9520 Před rokem +33

    You can tell alot of the other comedians hated him bascially for being funnier than them.

    • @passingcars2022
      @passingcars2022 Před rokem

      Probably deliberate. But I like how your name the other way round is "prick dick" 😅

    • @LaneyStudios5
      @LaneyStudios5 Před rokem +8

      Frankie is very funny and was my favourite from the show, his career as a writer before taking up stand up helped him, he was a very dominating presence on the show though, I think it is an unwritten rule that you should give the others panelists time to do their own joke and Frankie would steal the limelight a lot

  • @lukethefluke7
    @lukethefluke7 Před 2 lety +34

    12:20 kills me everytime.

  • @craigevans2445
    @craigevans2445 Před rokem +22

    Some people don't like him.... basically they can't handle his level of joke and wit....he always hits his target's as soon as he opens his mouth...I personally find him hilarious...🙌🔥

    • @ginge641
      @ginge641 Před rokem +11

      Yes, the only reason someone could not like Frankie is because he's just too funny for them.

    • @vangroover1903
      @vangroover1903 Před rokem +2

      Some people don't like him beause his jokes are so lowbrow, obvious, and simple outrage bait. His hardcore fans are mostly lower and lesser males: simple, slow, and angry. I like him, but I like him more when he tells jokes, not just says outrageous crap, even though his little smile when he does is adorable.

    • @vangroover1903
      @vangroover1903 Před rokem +2

      @@ginge641 Well said. His hardcore fans are mostly simple, slow, and angry

    • @laserpanda94
      @laserpanda94 Před 4 měsíci

      I tried handling his level of joke and wit but couldn't handle it. It was too jokey and witty to handle. He just opened his mouth, hit his target and I completely lost my grip on his joke and wit. Basically it was beyond handleability. It's the only reason I don't like him.

  • @michaelharrison3602
    @michaelharrison3602 Před 11 měsíci +6

    What East London really needs is a world class dressage centre

  • @barkebaat
    @barkebaat Před 2 lety +5

    5:20 - Shappi Khorsandi's looking right miserable during these clips...

  • @graemesmith2742
    @graemesmith2742 Před rokem +6

    You have to love Frankie, just to[ shelf humour all the way

  • @Ben-ko5hz
    @Ben-ko5hz Před 4 měsíci +1

    He's just tuned in 😂😂😂😂

  • @paddywalsh247
    @paddywalsh247 Před 3 lety +9

    Class, keep uploading it please 🤙🏻

  • @williammcguire6316
    @williammcguire6316 Před 2 lety +3

    So miss Frankie brilliant

  • @Darkstar263
    @Darkstar263 Před 11 měsíci +5

    "It's like Sex Tetris fitting into a cell these days" 😂

  • @boobsthechemist2067
    @boobsthechemist2067 Před 2 lety +3

    He’s absolutely fuckin hilarious 😂👍

  • @paulmaher2392
    @paulmaher2392 Před 3 lety +6

    Legend

  • @MrWalbudri
    @MrWalbudri Před rokem +3

    Top class frankie

  • @dabratt3635
    @dabratt3635 Před 2 lety +3

    Legend !

  • @mrsenstitz
    @mrsenstitz Před 2 lety +1

    FRANKIE, baby, I love you.

  • @martinfolan1612
    @martinfolan1612 Před 6 měsíci +2

    frankie boyle is a brilliant comedian

  • @daves6394
    @daves6394 Před 2 lety +10

    with the greatest irony. just after frankie complains about too much betting the video gets interrupted by an advert ..for a gambling company

  • @dylanfrazer4429
    @dylanfrazer4429 Před rokem +19

    U know hes hilarious when the audience start laughing while he's walking to the microphone. They know to expect something funny

  • @thezanzibarbarian5729
    @thezanzibarbarian5729 Před 6 měsíci +2

    _"I am now so old, that my pu55y is now haunted."_
    Probably the funniest line ever heard on any TV show ;-))...

  • @strokenumber3
    @strokenumber3 Před 11 měsíci +2

    King Frankie.

  • @TheQuestionIsInTheAnswer
    @TheQuestionIsInTheAnswer Před 2 lety +6

    3.24 Russell looks like shaggy

  • @mmelling4410
    @mmelling4410 Před 2 lety +10

    He's just the best

  • @charliecroker6445
    @charliecroker6445 Před 3 lety +21

    There is only one Frankie Boyle , the only one who is satcrical

  • @ShortMan_123
    @ShortMan_123 Před 2 lety +16

    Interestingly, my driving instructor did actually joke about me running over his ex wife once.

    • @aaronroe4127
      @aaronroe4127 Před 11 měsíci

      Definitely passed but should of failed 😂

  • @JayG666
    @JayG666 Před 2 lety +3

    "Level two!"

  • @24lled41
    @24lled41 Před 2 lety +11

    How we all miss him, razor sharp wit. He was one of the best. Sadly missed but never forgotten.
    Frankie Boyle RIP.

    • @bbmm3811
      @bbmm3811 Před 2 lety +3

      haha had me worried for a sec

  • @jamesw6rmjmillington50
    @jamesw6rmjmillington50 Před 3 lety +31

    Didn’t want that to end

  • @thesamplemotion
    @thesamplemotion Před 2 lety +5

    "bio-terrorists' annual disco"
    fucking perfect

  • @zapkvr
    @zapkvr Před rokem +6

    He was right about Barry Gibb

  • @rterminatu
    @rterminatu Před 8 měsíci +1

    Frankie seemed happier back then. Hope I'm wrong.

  • @cptmaj
    @cptmaj Před rokem +4

    Officer Dibble , Ive got aids. Top Cat.

  • @scottchegg1209
    @scottchegg1209 Před rokem +1

    Outstanding. A grumpy young man. I love the apathy.

  • @Darkstar263
    @Darkstar263 Před 11 měsíci +1

    "This dish requires a little extra salt...so I'm going to fuck it." 😂

  • @JK_Clark
    @JK_Clark Před 2 lety +20

    Frankie was Mock the Week, just as 8OO10C was Sean Lock.

  • @pauledwards8275
    @pauledwards8275 Před 2 lety +3

    Di ,I'm still here for you.

  • @stephjane9073
    @stephjane9073 Před 2 lety +4

    Absolutely class so fucking funny

  • @top_banananaplays
    @top_banananaplays Před 3 lety +2

    Love your channel name

  • @Hexabysmal
    @Hexabysmal Před 2 měsíci

    Never misses.

  • @krisirk
    @krisirk Před 5 měsíci +1

    Dude jokes like a desk of cards against humanity

  • @kanedaku
    @kanedaku Před 3 lety +50

    Oi Princess Diana Sat Nav; what was the last thing going through Di's mind?
    The steering wheel.

    • @melaniekendall4903
      @melaniekendall4903 Před rokem

      That's a horrible thing to say. How would you feel if your mum was killed?

    • @kanedaku
      @kanedaku Před rokem

      @@melaniekendall4903 do you know, I would have been annoyed my grandparents had it done in a tunnel. They could have done it with poison so it could have been an open casket funeral.

  • @lyons7711
    @lyons7711 Před 2 lety +2

    Need the reaction after the joke at 17:49 needs to be included. I can't find it!!

  • @TheSuperjoffen
    @TheSuperjoffen Před 12 dny

    cant believe how tame everyone else was

  • @mr.forbes7300
    @mr.forbes7300 Před 2 lety +3

    “Why are porn actors so worked out, I don’t give a fuck what they look like”