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  • @alextaboas9199
    @alextaboas9199 Před rokem +13647

    I hate the way the crew infantized Teddy by only talking to him about Dinosaurs, why didn’t they ask him about the political and economic state of the world rn?

    • @yeastnecklace
      @yeastnecklace Před rokem +554

      fr little man is clearly on the level of an astrophysics professor

    • @mh2120
      @mh2120 Před rokem +730

      I think Teddy might've had a clause in his contract to avoid tough questions like that. Like, c'mon. TALK ABOUT THE ALLEGATIONS

    • @HyperManic1000
      @HyperManic1000 Před rokem +69

      This is underrated

    • @wiwi6049
      @wiwi6049 Před rokem +261

      You can see it in his eyes, how he really just wants to be treated as the quantum physicist he is. The crew really just gaslit, infantalized and manipulated him 😢😭🤬😡

    • @Myluz12
      @Myluz12 Před rokem +33

      I don't know, a person in pursuit of knowledge would probably be better off studying the mysteries of history, the vastness of space and analyze paradoxes than just spend most of their time on the "political and economic state of the world" right now. I say "GO DINOSAURS!" for little Teddy. 😆

  • @luniette
    @luniette Před rokem +2134

    Teddy calling Hila Ethans mom is so funny to me even he thinks she’s his caretaker HAHA

  • @lmariebible
    @lmariebible Před rokem +666

    Teddy's little whisper "hi daddy" melted my ice cold heart lol. How sweet are he and Bruce.

  • @evilcat333
    @evilcat333 Před rokem +283

    “…and so, do you think a triceratops would be afraid of a t-rex?” I LOVE HOW ETHAN IS INTERVIEWING TEDDY LIKE ANOTHER GUEST AHAHAHHAHA

  • @rohanchintarlapalli415
    @rohanchintarlapalli415 Před rokem +735

    My favorite crew member is Teddy. Teddy would NEVER ditch Gabe. Truly a stand up guy unlike his fellow employees. One of the MANY reasons he’s my favorite.
    Also B’AB killed it today on the soundboard

  • @InfoSecIntel
    @InfoSecIntel Před rokem +4374

    Yall literally need to build a chair for Ethan that launches him backwards when you press a button

    • @coraf2728
      @coraf2728 Před rokem +91

      underrated comment lmao

    • @mellybean1718
      @mellybean1718 Před rokem +157

      🤣🤣🤣 "We should go to this building and B💥💥💥💥 *sound of Ethan flying through the air*"

    • @RamonaMariaa
      @RamonaMariaa Před rokem +5

      @@mellybean1718 lmaaoooo

    • @steph.o0
      @steph.o0 Před rokem +7

      The dub chair

    • @SurfingBirdish
      @SurfingBirdish Před rokem +122

      The yeet seat

  • @beagle9662
    @beagle9662 Před rokem +764

    i love how ethan talks to teddy like he’s an adult, aside from it being good for development it’s also really funny to watch ethan interview him

    • @beagle9662
      @beagle9662 Před rokem +15

      hey child me, may i ask why you made your user “beagle”? and while we’re here why am i just noticing as an adult?

    • @Choco861
      @Choco861 Před rokem +1

      @@beagle9662 😂😂😂

    • @emiliaamanda8505
      @emiliaamanda8505 Před rokem +15

      it's so great to watch people talk to young kids like adults, it enhances their vocabulary like if you were to baby talk to a child until they turn 5 they won't be very well spoken!

    • @Sneeezzyy
      @Sneeezzyy Před 10 měsíci

      i would run away if i were that kid. look at these people...Jesus what a freak show

    • @MagentaDinosaurs
      @MagentaDinosaurs Před 10 měsíci +5

      @@Sneeezzyy Being a freak is fun, 10/10 would recommend.

  • @thea.-
    @thea.- Před rokem +474

    Dan "taking notes" on what Theodore was saying about dinos was so endearing. Teddy is so smart and cute Ethan seems like a sweet dad 💞

  • @tanikauniacke5119
    @tanikauniacke5119 Před rokem +498

    Olivia's face lighting up whenever the 42nd candles appear cracks me up

    • @RealElongatedMuskrat
      @RealElongatedMuskrat Před rokem +54

      Olivia is the life behind this meme and I love it. She lights up when it happens every time and it always gives me a laugh.

    • @harley-lynn
      @harley-lynn Před rokem +10

      42th*

    • @parkersmith8578
      @parkersmith8578 Před rokem +20

      " it's todaaay" 🤣 it's my favorite

  • @olivia1151
    @olivia1151 Před rokem +902

    the bruce content was just wholesome to sit and witness. and maybe my family just sucks, but the way ethan was interacting with teddy was so sweet and showed genuine interest in his thoughts.
    NUMBA 1 DAD

    • @chelseas.horizon2222
      @chelseas.horizon2222 Před rokem +50

      I really loved it. You could tell he would easily spend hours listening to what Teddy had to say. Meanwhile my dad would not talk to me until I was like 20 because he thought young people only had meaningless things to say 🤣

    • @extrasagrada
      @extrasagrada Před rokem +12

      @@chelseas.horizon2222 damn! his loss girl

    • @Peter_739
      @Peter_739 Před rokem +4

      Yeah, nobody talks to kids like this in our family and frankly even I can't do it. I like that it's not always the case.

    • @shannonrickard8605
      @shannonrickard8605 Před rokem +14

      Sometimes talking to very young kids is maddening, but if you really listen to them, through the pausing, stuttering, repeating and jabbering, they can say some really interesting and profound things, if not interesting and profound, at least hilarious

    • @stinkbutt3121
      @stinkbutt3121 Před rokem +7

      @@shannonrickard8605 This is true! We always talked to my siblings like little adults and my youngest brother who is now 7, talks and uses words i don’t even use lol! In our case it so helped them be able to express their feelings/boundaries/selves clearly! 💜

  • @Kelulaclimbs
    @Kelulaclimbs Před rokem +509

    As a former JW when Ethan said “who tf is Jehovah and wtf did he witness” killed me 😂😂 like same bro I don’t even know and I grew up a witness😂

    • @thiccolascage8180
      @thiccolascage8180 Před rokem +29

      Not a Jehovas Witness, but I believe Jehova is another name for God, and to "witness" is to strictly walk God's path. I had a few friends of that practice growing up, and that was my take away, from what they explained. To be fair, it never interested me in the slightest, so I never bothered learning about it. We would just call our parties "gettogethers" and never said anything was a celebration. That way, those friends I mentioned, would get to participate.

    • @kells9k
      @kells9k Před rokem +5

      When I witnessed Jehovah he told me u needed to somf and wiggle

    • @Kelulaclimbs
      @Kelulaclimbs Před rokem +9

      @@thiccolascage8180 yes you’re completely right! I did know this since I grew up a witness, but more just added on to the joke. You are a good friend for doing that, I was forced not to go to things bc my friends didn’t pick up on that and everything was a celebration. And now I don’t even care for the religion at all so it’s like I missed out on those things for no reason.

    • @nosebleedpuddle
      @nosebleedpuddle Před rokem +9

      @@Kelulaclimbs Funny you say this, I had a friend who's whole family is JW and only in the last few years (he's mid 40s) had he started to question. since asking questions, they've completely excommunicated him and want nothing to do with it. There are basic thing he's missed out on in terms of education also and how that deep routed lessons learnt can't seem to add up for him. He's much happier though.

    • @Kelulaclimbs
      @Kelulaclimbs Před rokem +6

      @@nosebleedpuddle yes I am lucky enough that I started to question it as a teenager and then was fully put by mid highschool, so I can still enjoy things now and I wasn’t to kept out of touch w the world like your friend was. Only thing is I never look forward to holidays even now with my friends and family that aren’t JW, I still participate but I would rather not. But has nothing to do with the religion I just wasn’t raised to like holidays.

  • @jesscoronado2175
    @jesscoronado2175 Před rokem +669

    Brucy is literally a mini Ethan, big eyes and everything. I cannot handle such cuteness.

    • @rottenink
      @rottenink Před rokem +13

      Him and Teddy are the only ones who can put Ethan’s hairline in danger

  • @Alicehad3cats
    @Alicehad3cats Před rokem +4456

    Devil works hard, but Dan works harder. Thank you Dan for saving the pod!🎉

    • @michibet1877
      @michibet1877 Před rokem +11

      What they delete?

    • @FGCfoof
      @FGCfoof Před rokem +74

      @@michibet1877 apparently ethan made another b-word joke directed at vatican city?

    • @jkatttt1699
      @jkatttt1699 Před rokem +126

      What Ethan said was based af. And also clearly parody. And also very funny.

    • @mr.resistance4015
      @mr.resistance4015 Před rokem +2

      This devils workday,
      Great song! 🎵

    • @C0ACHMAYNE
      @C0ACHMAYNE Před rokem +14

      nope he is said bombing again cya guys in a week

  • @tesstrainor3572
    @tesstrainor3572 Před rokem +1826

    I remember when Hila and Ethan were going through IVF and how Ethan was so paranoid that they would switch his sperm. There’s no denying that’s Ethan’s son! He’s a straight up clone!

    • @sadiessupermommy
      @sadiessupermommy Před rokem +53

      they didn’t actually go through IVF, he was just using that as an analogy as if it were to happen 😅 they DID do fertility treatments which can be similar in ways, they mentioned it on a recent pod episode after someone donated and made a mention about their own IVF journey.

    • @1Rekuiem
      @1Rekuiem Před rokem +8

      Most parasocial comment that has actually somehow been upvoted. Please seek help.

    • @ScubaMagic
      @ScubaMagic Před rokem +11

      @@1Rekuiem lmaooo you don't know what parasocial means.

    • @Donirexian
      @Donirexian Před rokem +48

      @@1Rekuiem Explain

    • @januszkurahenowski2860
      @januszkurahenowski2860 Před rokem +114

      @@1Rekuiem I don't think you fully understand the meaning of that word

  • @tariqfromsudan
    @tariqfromsudan Před rokem +1068

    TIME STAMPS
    Intro: 0:00
    Ethans Thanksgiving thoughts: 4:53
    H3 on the most searched podcasts by state: 11:17
    Ethan is going unbanned on twitter: 20:04
    Gabe Birthday Party Fiasco: 26:18
    Teddy and Bruce are on the Podcast!!!!: 46:14
    Tate Shorts and Charlie D'Amelio Wins Dancing with the Stars : 58:57
    Kaya false claims drama: 1:09:41
    Bruce walking on cam: 1:13:32
    Kaia Drama Continued: 1:17:50
    Hila chimes in 1:26:53
    Moist Critical Talks about the drama: 1:40:25
    Tim Pool L Take about gun shooting: 2:00:37

    • @c.harlotte
      @c.harlotte Před rokem +36

      Thank you

    • @heathersouter2630
      @heathersouter2630 Před rokem +36

      you are a God on earth

    • @Lady_Gandalf
      @Lady_Gandalf Před rokem +106

      i fucking love u. idk why they stopped putting time stamps in the description or wont timestamp the actual videos anymore

    • @heathersouter2630
      @heathersouter2630 Před rokem +21

      @@Lady_Gandalf think it's just not in the description for this week while zachs off

    • @stephaliexoxo
      @stephaliexoxo Před rokem

      This 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

  • @alexisjost6113
    @alexisjost6113 Před rokem +111

    I took my little sister to an all ages drag brunch a few years ago. It was definitely targeted for families to bring their kids, and all the performances centered around loving yourself and being true to yourself. All great messages for children, wrapped up in drag performers in colorful, fun outfits and costumes. My sister is now 16, and it is definitely a favorite memory of ours.
    Obviously, not all “all ages” shows are family centered, but it’s so outlandish to equate a drag brunch with grooming children. It’s so sickening and heartbreaking that there are such extremely sick people out there that want to harm the community. Especially based off of insanely incorrect and icky assumptions.

    • @bobbyloblaw9794
      @bobbyloblaw9794 Před rokem +3

      Great comment! Conservatives love to pretend that these drag shows are just queens in skimpy clothes twerking for toddlers, when it’s really just about love and acceptance.

  • @msvi
    @msvi Před rokem +5612

    Dan deserves a monumental raise for everything he does, there’s no producer in this industry like him

    • @a1yssaa
      @a1yssaa Před rokem +32

      Seriously 😂

    • @caitypoo.
      @caitypoo. Před rokem +31

      WAN

    • @nathanwho1384
      @nathanwho1384 Před rokem +11

      And all he had to do was be a yes man and ride the wave all the way down lmao. Such a hero.

    • @CoNiCuZn
      @CoNiCuZn Před rokem +47

      But what about Jamie from the Joe Rohan Experience? Sometimes he looks things up on Google when they ask him to…..

    • @tresnugget
      @tresnugget Před rokem +7

      @@Kigoz4Life because that's his entire job. He doesn't do any with even the cameras aren't rolling. /S

  • @BEELZEBEATT
    @BEELZEBEATT Před rokem +528

    teddy is INSANELY well spoken and smart for a three year old holy cow!! im pretty sure when i was three my head was as empty as a balloon

    • @user-bv6fh7nk8g6x
      @user-bv6fh7nk8g6x Před rokem +11

      I was sticking pencils up my nose!

    • @RamonaMariaa
      @RamonaMariaa Před rokem

      Lmaooo

    • @adMOnished1
      @adMOnished1 Před rokem +21

      Dude. That boy blew me the fuck away. He's so articulate and smart! How the heck does this kid know Argentinasaurus?!?!?!?! So brilliant! So sharp!!! These children are incredible!

    • @wumbojet
      @wumbojet Před rokem

      @@adMOnished1 i probably knew about a lot of specific dinosaur names when I was like 5-6, that's insanely impressive

    • @icedmf
      @icedmf Před rokem

      It’s giving pedo

  • @alliiiiiiiiii
    @alliiiiiiiiii Před rokem +151

    Teddy saying he wants to do the podcast with Ethan 😭😭 also major props for Ethan and hila for protecting their sons privacy!!🤍🤍

    • @Kelulaclimbs
      @Kelulaclimbs Před rokem +26

      @@pickle961 they show them as a baby but once they are like a toddler and you can actually tell what they gonna look like they stop showing them, that’s what they did w teddy and now Bruce

  • @intothevoid10
    @intothevoid10 Před rokem +78

    I’m absolutely screaming at “what is daddy’s favorite food” “daddy food”

  • @suhasinishantharam9337
    @suhasinishantharam9337 Před rokem +567

    52:36 Dan writing down dinosaur knowledge from Teddy was so funny

    • @hypokratesthehypocrite3513
      @hypokratesthehypocrite3513 Před rokem +33

      Dan is gonna be the royal scribe to the next hairline king King Ted

    • @Loading0.0
      @Loading0.0 Před rokem +2

    • @idakev
      @idakev Před rokem +13

      @@hypokratesthehypocrite3513 Dan can be his Royal Hand. "[Littlefinger voice] I served your father diligently for many years, your grace, and I am pre-emptively advising you too to avoid mentioning ... explosives."
      "[Theodore turns to Dan] ...Brachiosaurus ..."
      "True that, your grace. Being a king is like being the tallest dinosaur, looking above the herd to lead the way. Write that down, AB."
      "... But Argentinosaurus is da tallest ..."
      "👀I stand corrected."

    • @under-._.-score
      @under-._.-score Před rokem +1

      Wholesome as hell

    • @livewiiiiire
      @livewiiiiire Před rokem +5

      Dan is Bruce's Alfred

  • @neekkennedy
    @neekkennedy Před rokem +3880

    What a lovely episode where nothing bad happens

  • @user-qb5dd6lq2p
    @user-qb5dd6lq2p Před rokem +72

    Dan pretending to take notes when Teddy was talking about dinosaurs killed me lmaooo

  • @arianna602
    @arianna602 Před rokem +117

    Just burst into tears when the kids came home and hearing Teddy say hi. My four-year-old daughter is spending the holiday with her dad all week. And although I am totally fine with that because we celebrated ours a few weeks ago, just hearing that sweet voice kicked me in the feels.

  • @DiamondDogs92
    @DiamondDogs92 Před rokem +1384

    Honestly, the part with Bruce and Teddy was so fucking wholesome. I love seeing Ethan being an amazing father. ❤

  • @carleyvollrath
    @carleyvollrath Před rokem +384

    Omg Bruce is literally just Ethan but a baby. He is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen. 😭😭😭

  • @_ch3
    @_ch3 Před rokem +65

    The scream I scrumpt when Bruce and Theodore showed up 😭😭😭 I thought someone was bringing one of the dogs to Ethan but it was so much better than I could’ve ever expected 😭😭😭

  • @AwkwardAnnual
    @AwkwardAnnual Před rokem +107

    Seeing Ethan be a dad is just so beautiful ❤️ Teddy and Bruce on the pod is probably the highlight of the year… When Theodore said he wants to do the podcast when he grows up I died 😂 what a cutie

  • @gbott3921
    @gbott3921 Před rokem +2170

    Ethan learning about Shangela is one small step closer to having Trixie and Katya on the show

    • @sheketrow
      @sheketrow Před rokem +98

      YESSSS I need that 😭

    • @sarajean3919
      @sarajean3919 Před rokem +57

      Yeeesssss! They are so funny!

    • @sarahmann8137
      @sarahmann8137 Před rokem +74

      That would be UNREAL AWESOME CONTENT MY GOD

    • @LynKayx
      @LynKayx Před rokem +52

      That'd be the best episode everrrr I love them together can't imagine how much funnier it'd be with Ethan in the mix 😂

    • @cleanweasel3805
      @cleanweasel3805 Před rokem +35

      This comment needs more attention

  • @monicagracee
    @monicagracee Před rokem +1792

    it’s so humanizing to see ethan with his kids. i sometimes get so wrapped up in the show and the lore i forget he has a whole ass, full and happy life outside of the channel. he seems like such a great dad, would’ve loved to have one like him growing up.

    • @danichesney1876
      @danichesney1876 Před rokem +94

      He seems to have very good morals about fatherhood. Wish more men in the world thought like he did when it comes to being a dad. Simply 🌟 don't abandon them

    • @rabbitdude
      @rabbitdude Před rokem +11

      I, too, tend to forget he has a whole ass.

    • @ReadingFanatic14
      @ReadingFanatic14 Před rokem +15

      I agree but i’m over him saying he doesn’t go out only because he has kids. Its like bro, u wouldn’t have gone even if u didn’t have kids. Legit excuses lol

    • @ktyy777
      @ktyy777 Před rokem +10

      ikrrr my mom watched this with me and kept telling me how nice of a father she thinks Ethan is

    • @ReadingFanatic14
      @ReadingFanatic14 Před rokem +3

      @@siiiiiuu7 Im 29. Just old and unaware over here. I totally understand what you mean though, and that’s extremely valid but it honestly depends. Ive worked for a designer in the past and we have gone to events and had drinks but nothing unprofessional or crazy ever happened so its still doable and Ethan crosses a lot of uncomfortable lines with his crew, deff not a standard corporate job by any means and everything always seems chill. With that being said, I don’t think thats the reason tho, or maybe it is? But stop with the kid excuse, say something else cause he makes it sound like parents just can’t and they most definitely can. I genuinely believe he thinks that narrative his true and its just not. The man has a nanny, he’s already in the lead compared to most.

  • @hannahe.5325
    @hannahe.5325 Před rokem +34

    Dan immediately saying "No, no no- steer him away!" When Teddy says he wants to do the podcast when he gets older. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 53:35

  • @sophdoeslife
    @sophdoeslife Před rokem +209

    stop the segment with teddy and bruce was the most wholesome thing 🥹🥹🥹

  • @riellewins8890
    @riellewins8890 Před rokem +606

    Dan taking notes during Teddy’s dinosaur facts was hands down the best part of this episode

  • @LottieDeLuscious
    @LottieDeLuscious Před rokem +176

    Dan "taking notes" on the dinosaurs was too precious

  • @PetraYlenius
    @PetraYlenius Před rokem +64

    Okay I NEVER heard of a "frontloader" before and I genuinely got taught by Teddy lol

  • @milkteamachine
    @milkteamachine Před rokem +736

    Below average men calling Hila ugly will never get old lol

    • @1-2-4-0
      @1-2-4-0 Před rokem +43

      Well... she is

    • @jjm0537
      @jjm0537 Před rokem +56

      @@1-2-4-0 69 comments on this channel

    • @1-2-4-0
      @1-2-4-0 Před rokem +12

      @@jjm0537 congrats, you learned how to count

    • @jjm0537
      @jjm0537 Před rokem +32

      @@1-2-4-0 Thanks. I'm proud of myself.

    • @1-2-4-0
      @1-2-4-0 Před rokem +5

      @@jjm0537 aight

  • @sakura0055
    @sakura0055 Před rokem +398

    Dan taking notes while Theodore gives dinosaur facts was so precious. Such a wholesome time, they both are such good kids, props to Ethan and Hila, this was too cute :)

  • @milenabianca9787
    @milenabianca9787 Před rokem +446

    Omg Bruce is like a teeny tiny Ethan he’s so cute!! His little face when he was walking along he looked so pleased with himself

    • @Etticos.
      @Etticos. Před rokem +37

      The genes for Donna’s eyes are strongggg

    • @milenabianca9787
      @milenabianca9787 Před rokem +14

      @@Etticos. I know she’s so pretty though anyone who doesn’t see Donna in Ethan is bugging.

    • @Etticos.
      @Etticos. Před rokem

      @@milenabianca9787 facts

  • @Pamelalrene
    @Pamelalrene Před rokem +266

    Bruce is one of the cutest baby boys I've ever seen! Those cheeks!!! And those giant eyes...too precious.

    • @BenitoFan760
      @BenitoFan760 Před rokem +7

      So you think Ethan is also cute? 😏

  • @ollycup1
    @ollycup1 Před rokem +15

    "Hi Daddy" "hi sweetheart I love you" 😭 I can't help but tear up omg sooooo sweet, Ethan is such an amazing father 💖

  • @parkervaughan7262
    @parkervaughan7262 Před rokem +802

    "The more men call me ugly, I get more powerful"
    Hila is such an inspiration!

    • @kyle2095
      @kyle2095 Před rokem +5

      At changing her hair yeah she's an inspiration

    • @lottie1163
      @lottie1163 Před rokem +11

      @@dieauferstehung they're thriving, successful, happy, and have a beautiful family. you clearly don't have any of that lmao. sorry your dad doesn't love you tho x

    • @dieauferstehung
      @dieauferstehung Před rokem

      @@lottie1163 my dad loves me, but i guess your dad left you as you are a feminist, no man likes women that encourage sex work sorry, a true man dont want his daughter to fail in life like u did. failure

    • @gabriellagarcia3996
      @gabriellagarcia3996 Před rokem +3

      @@dieauferstehung i'm so attracted to ethan and i wouldn't mind looking like hila either lol u just have bad taste

    • @lottie1163
      @lottie1163 Před rokem +2

      @@dieauferstehung
      oh so your mom doesn't love you either? sorry about that :( x

  • @jameswitt8124
    @jameswitt8124 Před rokem +967

    Ethan You’re cutting precious years from Dans life you know…

    • @kylec1590
      @kylec1590 Před rokem +58

      Ethan’s the reason he’s bald

    • @TheVanderbone
      @TheVanderbone Před rokem +66

      “They say when Dan goes on Christmas vacation for two weeks each year he grows a full head of hair back from lack of stress.” -Old fable of Dan the Wizard

    • @Loading0.0
      @Loading0.0 Před rokem +17

      Dans sacrifices don’t go unnoticed

    • @TheVanderbone
      @TheVanderbone Před rokem +8

      @@Loading0.0 W Dan Stan

    • @sarahschouveller1993
      @sarahschouveller1993 Před rokem +1

      @@TheVanderbone 🤣🤣🤣

  • @bxthani5861
    @bxthani5861 Před rokem +55

    bruce walking to ethan almost made me cry 🥹 seeing ethan and hila go from where they started to being parents right before our eyes, i can’t even describe how i feel

    • @Lucia-ct2sj
      @Lucia-ct2sj Před rokem

      That's how I felt watching them, I was literally smiling all the time the kids appeared and I cried a little too. Idk why they made me feel so emotional but I just love ethan and hila and the whole crew so much and I'm happy to see them happy ❤❤❤

    • @madoc1
      @madoc1 Před rokem

      @@Lucia-ct2sjEthan is a washed up clown and liar

  • @JennaEmbers
    @JennaEmbers Před rokem +21

    dan, thank you for objecting even when it’s not cool or popular. ethan is hilarious but he needs your voice of reason so much. it can’t be easy always having to be party pooper, but without your logical perspectives reigning things in this show simply would not work. W DAN 💞

  • @_parrylarry_
    @_parrylarry_ Před rokem +279

    ethan: gushing his heart out about how much he loves the podcast and how special and important it is for him
    also ethan: narrowly evading another Incident by virtue of W Dan's noble actions

  • @Konnordawg
    @Konnordawg Před rokem +419

    The 42nd birthday gag is HILARIOUS, actually, Mr. Ethan Party-Pooper Klein. Freaking HILARIOUS. The way Ian literally read his mind was the most iconic thing I’ve ever witnessed. I love it.

    • @klinkclang
      @klinkclang Před rokem +10

      He knows it's funny. He's playing it up to make the joke funnier. If Ethan just agreed that he was 42 there would be no joke.🤦🏻

    • @2.3bviews64
      @2.3bviews64 Před rokem +3

      It’s almost like it’s almost like that’s the whole point

  • @justjoules5615
    @justjoules5615 Před rokem +54

    I love how teddy has no idea that he’s saying hello to 800,000 people.

  • @onlyabdelix
    @onlyabdelix Před rokem +695

    Dan we salute you comrade without you we'd all have 2 weeks of no content during this tough period 👋🏿

  • @cassandracornwell7595
    @cassandracornwell7595 Před rokem +1384

    Started listening at work through my headphones and decided to wait, got off work and there was NOTHING. Almost cried. The devil works hard, Kris Jenner works harder, But DAN WORKS HARDEST🙏🏻

    • @Loading0.0
      @Loading0.0 Před rokem +34

    • @BrittneeAnne
      @BrittneeAnne Před rokem +43

      I think this is one of my favorite comments ever 😂 adding the Kris Jenner lore was *chefs kiss 💋*

    • @cassandracornwell7595
      @cassandracornwell7595 Před rokem +9

      @@BrittneeAnne Thank you👏🏻 I almost didn't add it, but it felt correct✨

    • @BrittneeAnne
      @BrittneeAnne Před rokem +4

      @@cassandracornwell7595do you know what happened earlier to the episode? I haven’t gotten to the end to see if they happen to say or not I was just watching it earlier when they were still live I was just like 30-60 min behind and I was enjoying my night watching it and all the sudden it just turned off lol

    • @SFO_Gaming
      @SFO_Gaming Před rokem +1

      That never happened

  • @momzillainnova
    @momzillainnova Před rokem +67

    I have lupus and lost all my eyebrows. Seeing Hila looking fly AF with not eyebrows has me soaring right now.!

    • @braco6757
      @braco6757 Před 8 měsíci +2

      Cursed comment lmao

    • @momzillainnova
      @momzillainnova Před 8 měsíci +1

      @@braco6757 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

  • @maryamaa7054
    @maryamaa7054 Před rokem +46

    Trevor and Michael were the highlight of this episode 😭💙

  • @hannahbis
    @hannahbis Před rokem +309

    Ethan: Who is Daddy's mom?
    Theodore: Hila.
    I'm dead 💀 🤣

    • @Maverekt
      @Maverekt Před rokem +8

      She is his caretaker so it’s not far off

    • @mralabbad7
      @mralabbad7 Před rokem +1

      I'm calling a bad poll.
      Door did nothing wrong!!

    • @empac8631
      @empac8631 Před rokem

      She cares and she kills

  • @Heather420
    @Heather420 Před rokem +485

    Super cute seeing Ethan be a proud dad, you can see the joy in his eyes when he's talking about his boys

    • @TheVanderbone
      @TheVanderbone Před rokem +21

      I was listening live when the boys came on and it made me so happy. Hearing Ethan hype up Theodore for knowing so much about dinosaurs was only beat by the little guy answering every question easily.

    • @DerpMuse
      @DerpMuse Před rokem +11

      Hearing Teddy talk about dinos reminded me of myself as a kid. I had a huge dino phase too. I was 8 when Jurassic park came out and had the toys. Good memories.

    • @dangerousd1312
      @dangerousd1312 Před rokem +10

      the mini interview of teddy was amazing lol

    • @hellohaveaniceday2705
      @hellohaveaniceday2705 Před rokem +5

      Literally that segment made me so damn happy. It made me think about my future of being a father and my past as a child. And knowing Ethan is such an awesome father made me so happy. I just love when people are amazing parents. Then the whole cast all smiling and cheering man i was not ready for this wholesomeness, im crying rn

  • @jarjarbooty600
    @jarjarbooty600 Před rokem +79

    Kids who are into dinosaurs are always super smart. That was awesome him naming all of them and answering Ethan’s questions.

  • @joeysalvage1049
    @joeysalvage1049 Před rokem +46

    Has anyone else noticed Loves' little giggles sounding love a soundbite, they crack me up everytime

  • @hannahjonas5394
    @hannahjonas5394 Před rokem +1174

    Only thing I can be thankful to Trisha for is bringing me this podcast. Period

    • @alyasvlogs
      @alyasvlogs Před rokem +38

      Literally same

    • @frosty_teacup
      @frosty_teacup Před rokem +60

      Never before seen Trisha W

    • @katiejay2385
      @katiejay2385 Před rokem +82

      same i watch this now religiously and it gets me through so much shit in life all thanks to trisha 😂😂

    • @jenna.bartlett
      @jenna.bartlett Před rokem +17

      Same here 🙋🏻‍♀️

    • @EthanKleinChannelFan
      @EthanKleinChannelFan Před rokem +29

      Same, I started watching Trisha again a little bit ago and since the pregnancy she seems to have actually changed. I hope for their whole family they can work things out (off camera) so cousins can be close… I’m also clearly way to emotionally involved in these two families I’ve never met 😂

  • @socalmads
    @socalmads Před rokem +447

    I can’t afford a membership anymore so I cancelled it today (will end officially on Dec 11) because my cancer had other plans of medical bills draining me into my first time being in debt but I have to say it was fun for the short couple weeks I had it and I hope they know how much I still love the show and wish I could give/show more of my support. This podcast is the only reason I use CZcams and has gotten me through my chemotherapy sessions and the days following when I’m recovering. I don’t have a support system so everyone here is truly family for me. ✌🏼and lots of ❤

    • @Riclmnopp
      @Riclmnopp Před rokem +35

      Your comment deserves to be seen. I wish the best for you.

    • @Chuloon
      @Chuloon Před rokem +39

      I hope by some sort of miracle you will beat this cancer with the help of modern medicine... it is such a shame you have to pay out of pocket for it. Sending positive vibes your way. FAMILY!!

    • @se4949
      @se4949 Před rokem +6

      Bro good luck but it’s 5 bucks like cmon

    • @juliaa.marie1
      @juliaa.marie1 Před rokem +69

      @@se4949 medical bills are absolutely no joke my guy

    • @oohaahteamm
      @oohaahteamm Před rokem +25

      I hope you understand that money for membership means nothing to real family, we love you and cancer fucking sucks ass. Love you ❤

  • @vmh8171
    @vmh8171 Před rokem +118

    What would we do without Dan? He is doing impossible things! Give the man a raise!

  • @abbeykingi3600
    @abbeykingi3600 Před rokem +32

    Love's little laugh is one of my favourite parts of this show

    • @raptures7748
      @raptures7748 Před rokem +2

      LITERALLY! Loves snigger is underrated

  • @2002bubblebutt
    @2002bubblebutt Před rokem +141

    Teddy and Bruce making an appearance absolutely just made my year that was so adorable

  • @papahusky1263
    @papahusky1263 Před rokem +233

    Dan saying "weaselly little liar dude" is such a sick reference

  • @Ashley80miller
    @Ashley80miller Před rokem +42

    For the record I will never get tired of the Ethan birthday jokes by the crew. 😂

  • @mabby5615
    @mabby5615 Před rokem +36

    Ethan having his kid on camera gives Jim and Pam bringing their kid into the office to get out of trouble

  • @miles4986
    @miles4986 Před rokem +609

    AB made a compelling argument about why forming parasocial relationships with online creators is unhealthy and I was like “dang maybe he has a point” but within five minutes Ethan was interviewing Teddy and I almost cried

    • @siro777siro
      @siro777siro Před rokem +5

      @@Symora Yeah but it's not that hard to comprehend that the people "on TV" are playing a character and not to get too invested into a social life that A. You can't actually see and B. Have no direct connection to.

    • @Culled
      @Culled Před rokem +9

      1000% walking Bruce made my heart feel warm

    • @mjesns77
      @mjesns77 Před rokem +3

      @@Culled time stamp?

    • @Wnicole29
      @Wnicole29 Před rokem +1

      Seriously 😅😅😂

    • @demandedcargo3919
      @demandedcargo3919 Před rokem +2

      A good way to keep from falling into being parasocial is to instead of saying "I love X content creator" I say "I love X content creator's content"

  • @zimmiezoomie9934
    @zimmiezoomie9934 Před rokem +855

    I appreciate Dan and all the hard work he does!

  • @ashleydexter8722
    @ashleydexter8722 Před rokem +45

    Omg the kids absolutely melted my heart 😍 Ethan’s eyes omg

  • @Ryanandtherest12
    @Ryanandtherest12 Před rokem +36

    50:08 is gold
    Ethan: What does the dentist do?
    Teddy: He cleans your teeth
    Dan: It’s true.. and makes bad street comedy videos
    😂😂

  • @cookiekrum19
    @cookiekrum19 Před rokem +170

    The moments with the kids is so cute. You can see how much Ethan loves being a dad ❤

  • @JVG16
    @JVG16 Před rokem +330

    Brucey enters the chat @46:18
    Teddy whispers in @46:49
    Brucey walks @1:13:54
    Wholesome moment @1:14:50
    Teddy be Teddy @1:16:36

    • @marandasmith1495
      @marandasmith1495 Před rokem +40

      This comment needs to be pinned, most important parts of the podcast 💯

    • @mjesns77
      @mjesns77 Před rokem +6

      thank you🥰

    • @sluggirltomio
      @sluggirltomio Před rokem +4

      Blessed comment ✨

    • @PenguinNinja45
      @PenguinNinja45 Před rokem +1

      Can I ask why are they not showing Teddy but are okay with showing Bruce?

    • @colind1637
      @colind1637 Před rokem +8

      @@PenguinNinja45 they made it a thing that they wouldn’t show their kids after they turn 2

  • @erikarose11
    @erikarose11 Před rokem +76

    Ethan said the crew “buckled down” after Frenemies- nah you all went through some emotional shit together and came out so strong on the other side. FAMILY!

  • @asiamazac9971
    @asiamazac9971 Před rokem +14

    When teddy says daddy it just melts my heart ❤ his voice is so sweet and he is so smart!

  • @j-man5353
    @j-man5353 Před rokem +403

    I love seeing Ethan with his sons. My life has been stressful and depressing for a couple years now and there's not a lot of things that make me genuinely happy anymore and seeing how sweet they are is one of them.

    • @TheDiabeticGameMaster
      @TheDiabeticGameMaster Před rokem +13

      Hey, sorry you are having to deal with all of that. My wife and I have had to deal with some real similar stuff. But, we are lucky. It is starting to get better. But, in different ways, it took each of us reaching out and getting help. Several times with doctors and friends. If you need it, it's out there for you. Things can get better and they most likely will, if you put in the effort. I hope things start getting better for you, friend. Just know, you are not alone in this. Many of us have absolutely brutal times of it. So, one family member to another, good luck out there! Peace ✌️

    • @cosyhuddles123
      @cosyhuddles123 Před rokem +4

      I hope things start to look up for you soon, don't forget there's nothing wrong with reaching out for help when you're ready

    • @j-man5353
      @j-man5353 Před rokem +5

      @@TheDiabeticGameMaster thank you. Things are looking like they're going to get better and I have actually reached out to get help. I really appreciate your kind words.

    • @emilyrosemckenna
      @emilyrosemckenna Před rokem +1

      aww wow I'm feeling the same exact way, I'm so sorry you're also struggling, I hope the best for you and so much happiness & healing ! ❤️🫂 seeing this too made me feel better too for some reason, even if it was just for a moment or so!

    • @TheDiabeticGameMaster
      @TheDiabeticGameMaster Před rokem +2

      @@j-man5353 hey, honestly, asking for help is the hardest step. Genuinely, I am proud of you. Great work and I am happy to hear things are slowly starting to move in the right direction.

  • @juliabrunsman6081
    @juliabrunsman6081 Před rokem +511

    Man I’m glad this was added back so fast. Ethan pls settle down w ☮️ and ❤️

    • @600wheel
      @600wheel Před rokem +11

      Any idea why it disappeared??

    • @600wheel
      @600wheel Před rokem +4

      I figured it out😂bomb

    • @ashmeeanything
      @ashmeeanything Před rokem +24

      They were never live 😉

    • @XeLProductions
      @XeLProductions Před rokem +9

      @@600wheel 💣 the Vatican joke lol

    • @mikekun155
      @mikekun155 Před rokem +10

      If he gets banned one more time out of selfishness I'm unsubbing >.>

  • @lolobunny72398
    @lolobunny72398 Před rokem +9

    Bruce & Teddy giggling in the background while he’s debating sending Gabe to the bunny ranch is iconic

  • @megstillydgn
    @megstillydgn Před rokem +29

    As someone who has permanent issues from being groomed at age 10, the Tim Pool segment was wild. What a disgusting human being to even suggest that this was a grooming event.

  • @renaejay6888
    @renaejay6888 Před rokem +339

    i never thought we would get Teddy and Bruce content on the show and i’m so happy they are so cute

    • @rickyish
      @rickyish Před rokem +5

      Enjoy it, because Ethan and Hila will soon bam them from camera as they should.

    • @sarajean3919
      @sarajean3919 Před rokem +3

      @@rickyish I'm actually surprised that Bruce is allowed on camera. Do you know why one is and one isnt??

    • @Bansheeea
      @Bansheeea Před rokem +17

      @@sarajean3919 when Bruce turns 1 he won’t be shown anymore, that’s what they did with Teddy.

    • @mjesns77
      @mjesns77 Před rokem +11

      @@sarajean3919 bruce still looks like a baby and not quite a little boy yet. they won’t show him much more i think

    • @sarajean3919
      @sarajean3919 Před rokem

      @@mjesns77 That makes sense. Kinda figured but couldn't help wonder.

  • @brownee19
    @brownee19 Před rokem +589

    What a wholesome podcast with absolutely no controversial comments. On a completely separate note, Dan is a God and deserves the FATTEST raise. Praise be to Dan.

    • @kita476
      @kita476 Před rokem +7

      What happened? What did he say?

    • @amychavez4443
      @amychavez4443 Před rokem +6

      I missed it! What happened?!?

    • @coralrose5754
      @coralrose5754 Před rokem +2

      @@amychavez4443 Another “bomb the nra situation” but way more out of pocket 😭☠️

    • @nunpho
      @nunpho Před rokem +14

      @@kita476 He never did anything wrong, he just said bomb and knew the weirdos would try to twist it/mass report them

    • @kita476
      @kita476 Před rokem +1

      @@nunpho Ethan sure loves that word lol... He should start sensoring it like he does for R word and P word. Maybe B word them? 😂

  • @lydiaiaia
    @lydiaiaia Před rokem +8

    When Ethan was helping Bruce walk around he looked sooo much skinner than he used to!!! In the shot when he was looking at Bruce he looked like he did when teddy was born!! Great work Ethan, keep it up king🫡

  • @MissSierra143
    @MissSierra143 Před rokem +127

    The way I physically clapped for teddy’s answers

    • @saladqp
      @saladqp Před rokem

      I couldn’t imagine paying to have that stupid little “h3” next to my name

    • @Strivez
      @Strivez Před rokem +1

      And that is why you fail

    • @Intooothevoooid
      @Intooothevoooid Před 4 měsíci

      @@saladqp we get extra content 😆 good thing we’re fans ✨

  • @swagy6012
    @swagy6012 Před rokem +130

    My favorite part of the episode when Bruce walks to his dad after extraordinary efforts and swag and then Love says "That took forever" lol

  • @alexameyers3286
    @alexameyers3286 Před rokem +217

    i would kill for a whole 3 hour teddy interview my heart is so happy

    • @maddiemalacopa
      @maddiemalacopa Před rokem +2

      Seconded 🙏

    • @jkatttt1699
      @jkatttt1699 Před rokem +7

      When his attention span lasts rhat long maybe we'll get it! For now I think that's as good as we'll get lmao

    • @k8.715
      @k8.715 Před rokem

      same but also seeing bruce and alfredo together being cute and fluffy melts my heart!

  • @gossgorl
    @gossgorl Před rokem +8

    That shot of Ethan letting Bruce walk to him - so skinny legend !!!!

  • @hurion
    @hurion Před rokem +1

    appreciation for the podcast crew. I look forward to the several episodes you peeps graciously dish out. Thanks for all you do!

  • @bendejo8
    @bendejo8 Před rokem +146

    "We all know the real men in dress's who groom kids are the ones from the church, not the drag shows." -Trixie Mattel

    • @crystalrose8394
      @crystalrose8394 Před rokem +3

      Trixie

    • @bendejo8
      @bendejo8 Před rokem +1

      @@crystalrose8394 Yes, I forgot for a second. The girl defined video

  • @livpxx
    @livpxx Před rokem +101

    I love seeing Ethan in dad mode! He’s such a good, loving father

  • @ke_nickie
    @ke_nickie Před rokem +6

    my nephew is also named Teddy and was born just a month before Theodore, it was so sweet hearing him on the pod, he’s just like my little Ted. such a sweet age!! 🤍

  • @laurenwildermuth1036
    @laurenwildermuth1036 Před rokem +3

    Please do more with teddy. His precious voice and you interacting with him has been the sweetest thing I’ve ever experienced 😭😭 Such a great dad and that matters more than anything else. Thank you Ethan and Hila for setting such a good example to these little men in the making. 💕 Very very awesome.

  • @cass6292
    @cass6292 Před rokem +1811

    teddy calling AB "abby" literally made my entire week better. also teddy saying he wanted to work with ethan on the pod🥺🥺 I HAVE BABY FEVER

    • @LoryBelle
      @LoryBelle Před rokem +8

      You should have a baby ^-^

    • @ashjacksoul
      @ashjacksoul Před rokem +94

      His babysitter is a lady named Abby!

    • @Culled
      @Culled Před rokem +2

      Cutest thing ever

    • @Culled
      @Culled Před rokem +54

      @@Not_convinced I honestly think it’s smart for them to wait until they are not only financially but emotionally in a place where they are ready, with peace and love. Lena is an absolute queen and will be a great mom (from what I can tell from watching the pod obvi) but they’re doing what’s best for them as a couple

    • @krankenheim13
      @krankenheim13 Před rokem +9

      Do the world a favor and don’t.

  • @BOREDWITHOUTFEAR
    @BOREDWITHOUTFEAR Před rokem +131

    We need a Theodore podcast. That man knows exactly what he’s talking about

  • @maddiesonfire_
    @maddiesonfire_ Před rokem +5

    love you guys all. Ive been consistently watching the pod for 5 years now and I still come back for every live and upload. Just moved from Texas to Wisconsin and I know nobody, I am so thankful for you guys. Thank you for all that you do and giving me something to look forward to everyday. Fupa Trooper 4L

  • @FoxLunar
    @FoxLunar Před rokem +4

    It's really nice to hear more from the crew!

  • @shannonrickard8605
    @shannonrickard8605 Před rokem +144

    Dan's stare after "how many of YOU went to the party?" really caught me off gaurd 😂 I suddenly feel very guilty for not going to Gabe's party 🙃 Love the Teddy segment. Easily the best interview Ethan has done lately ❤

  • @sunna8476
    @sunna8476 Před rokem +385

    Teddy high key a child genius with his dinosaur knowledge

    • @GoldenCoastGTA
      @GoldenCoastGTA Před rokem +1

      Eeeeeeh... But he def a cutie 300% and being well taken care of and we love that!

    • @sunna8476
      @sunna8476 Před rokem +13

      @@GoldenCoastGTA I'm kidding, just because he knows his dinosaurs doesn't mean he's actually a child genius, I thought that was obvious, he is a smart kid though

    • @shannonrickard8605
      @shannonrickard8605 Před rokem +2

      @@sunna8476 i mean, I had no idea the argentinasaurus (sp?) was even a thing, so he's smarter than me anyway

    • @yyg4632
      @yyg4632 Před rokem

      @@FreshNews247 nah the kids stay with grandparents while the parents are at work. Pretty normal for parents to work.

  • @TheOrigamiGuru
    @TheOrigamiGuru Před rokem +2

    Seamless edit at the end :D Glad I was there to catch it live, happier that you guys didn't get dinged for it

  • @macdoingstuff
    @macdoingstuff Před rokem +5

    Dan laughing at Ethan when he says something stupid gets me everytime.

  • @victoriadarrell
    @victoriadarrell Před rokem +461

    Here to support Dan. Ethoot is in timeout.

    • @Loading0.0
      @Loading0.0 Před rokem +10

    • @AmandaRooney
      @AmandaRooney Před rokem +7

      Love Dan. He should pull the Hila card more though! Ethan will listen to her 😂

    • @sweetest-of-memes
      @sweetest-of-memes Před rokem +14

      agreed and it really bums me out because at the end of the day i love ethan, but i’m beyond over his bullshit. he’s been over this so many times, he knows better. he started the episode talking about how grateful he is for the work they’ve done as a team to build up the podcast and how he doesn’t hate going to work, and then just threw a gigantic nuke on it. why doesn’t he respect his own crew enough to stop? there are so many jokes that exist in the world why tf does it always have to be bomb threats and wishing death on people. if it wasn’t for literally everyone else on the show except him i’d be taking a hiatus because it’s just disrespectful at this point.

    • @rickyish
      @rickyish Před rokem +2

      @@sweetest-of-memes I've written four drafts of a reply to your post and everytime I review it I realize my rebuttal to your post is ...bad.
      I sympathize with Ethan because I envy his freedom to say what he does because of how much disdain I have for the conservative right. He expressed out loud many of the feelings I have. I don't see what he says as bullshit, I see him being honest about how he feels and sharing it with us. Hopefully Hasan can help him express these feelings like he does and only gets banned for dumb shit like saying cracker.
      But you're right

    • @sweetest-of-memes
      @sweetest-of-memes Před rokem +2

      @@rickyish yeah i think this is a situation where we’re both on the same side but just view it slightly differently. i totally agree with everything you said too. i do love that part of him that just says fuck it, i’m not playing games, this is how i feel. and my real feeling on it (that i didn’t actually say in my comment) is that you can say almost anything if you approach it the right way. if he framed things the way hasan does where it’s clear what the joke is and what the context really is, i would have zero issues. my biggest grievance is that he already knows all of this because it’s been explained to him many times and he even promised us he’d do better. that’s really where i get kinda pissy about it because at this point, dude what gives just try a different approach.
      so no worries at all, i’m glad you see where i’m coming from even if at first you weren’t on board. peace and love fellow foopa troopa!

  • @jettstipes
    @jettstipes Před rokem +233

    AB killed the sound bites this ep! He’s always done great with them and he does his best in the scorpion chair, but love how everyone this episode noticed how good they were

  • @hollybug88
    @hollybug88 Před rokem +2

    i bursted out laughing when it switched to dan taking notes about the dinosaurs bahahaha

  • @maddiegraf
    @maddiegraf Před rokem +6

    I actually busted into tears when Teddy said he wanted to do the podcast when he gets older I adore Ethan and his little babies

  • @kristi4842
    @kristi4842 Před rokem +167

    Ethan and Hila are always so supportive of each other. They're honest, loving and sweet all at the same time. I absolutely love how true they are with one another ❤️

    • @nunpho
      @nunpho Před rokem +3

      Couple goals