Biden Feels "So Much Younger," Senate Staffer Sex Tape Scandal: Late Night's News of the Week
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Biden Feels "So Much Younger," Senate Staffer Sex Tape Scandal: Late Night's News of the Week
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Got stuck next to a trumper on a train in Austria. Thought as 2 Americans outside of America we'd find common ground. As soon as politics came up & I clearly lean left, this person became hostile & said some hurtful things when I just ignored him. I realized there's no point in making my case, so I just stopped. Once someone, especially those who don't have their own identity, makes their political ideas their core of being, any slight non agreement is immediately taken as a personal assault. There is no discussion with extremists. Peace
Yup - they know they can't use logic for their reason to support Trump, so they get angry. And in their mind whoever argues the loudest is clearly the one telling the truth.
"especially those who don't have their own identity"... So did they even exist? 🤣 Just kidding... I don't care. 😁
In a nutshell..👏👏👏
Trump has divided the US. Very sad. Good luck!
@@christopherporter2459 no, you are correct. i could have phrased that better. i like a constructive call out, its good for all of us. peace
My window is always open... classic Putin😂.
Wow. I haven’t heard someone use the word defenestration since a history class 30 years ago. The .4% of the population that got that joke appreciate it greatly. Jackal approved!
The funniest thing about Boston’s plow is that we would 100% name a plow “I plowed ya mutha” and not think twice.
Wicked funny
The thing about the corn syrup was the best! That actually IS poisoning us!
That McConnell buffer joke was hilarious.
Seth's proud smile after the "come together" joke 😂
Seth's face is like silly putty! It's half of his act! 😂🥰❤️
'Scollins.'
Yeah , Seth is Good !! My Favorite !! ❤🤣
@@harvey3rdman464Yup! 😅😂😂
I liked the defenestration reaction 😂
Next year is gonna be 'interesting'.. y'all rest up!
voyager one is talking gibberish jeje
i've never read mein kampf...but my speech writers though....big fans 🙂
Seth was very high energy all week - a Man About Town as he exclaimed in one segment. First the Big Apple Circus, then Billy Joel, and his magic tricks. He's clearly having a whale of a time (Moby Dick is still on his desk by the way) during the lead-up to his milestone birthday next week. Happy Birthday Seth. Wishing you a long and healthy life filled with joy, humor and good times with your wonderful family, your friends and of course the Jackal Community. ❤🐾
Is this Seth’s mom?
@@jrojala 😄
@@jrojaladidn't Seth mention at one point that his mom hates the show, or was it both his parents?
Kudos to the Late Night writers for being the only people in America who still remember George Santos
That’s the least egregious thing that happened in the halls of Congress
No, they just got caught. That was probably the first egregious thing that has ever taken place there.
I know Congress makes more than its fair share of boners, but that doesn't mean we actually want to SEE them. 🤮
Probably the most normal as well
@@TheNewAgedDiogenesAfterRehabI don’t find showing naked pictures of a private citizen in the House normal, by any standards.
@@Hadenufyet Did you think that I wrote it was the most normal? Are you one of those people who reads a title to a click bait article but doesn't actually read the rest of the article? I bet you are going around telling people the Big Bang never happened.
my friend who goes to school in DC knows the "Senate Top", as he is being referred to lol.
Defenestration WOW good choice of nomenclature
Old Bug-eyes has really fallen a long way since the time when he was America's Mayor... 🤣
Rfk Jr is just a mess.
I'm laughing like a fool in my car like a crazy person. Thank you it feels so good 😅
Really like Late Night, too. Consider also watching Stephen Colbert's latest show w/ animated holiday video narrated by Liam Neesom ... all the way to the end.
@suezbell1 Omg that's SO good! I really enjoyed it. 😊😊
@@suezbell1👍🏻 Hilarious!
They've become a holiday tradition that encapsulates the year. So good!😂😂😂⛄❤
Don't comment and drive! :D :D :D
I know I’m not the only person to find this comment offensive- stop putting the rest of us at risk while you’re watching CZcams and commenting. Fool!
One of the first thing that they teach you in legal classes is......when the lawsuit ends the loser files for bankruptcy the next day.
When Trump loses they will have no where to go!
I have to remember not to drink or eat while watching these! 😂😂😂❤❤❤
Trump didn't read Mein Kampf...he watched the movie.
Moo poo goo guy pants ?
There's a movie called Mein Kamf? Lmao *runs to Google*
@@christopherporter2459 The reference is to "Triumph of the Will" a propaganda film by German director Leni Reifenstal (sp?) Yeah, obscure and subtle. Not common attributes today.
Wednesday’s News made me laugh a lot. Out loud even.
Omg the putin window bit, better be careful and stay in the hallways 😂
"Defenestration" love it 😅
Learned a new word, thank you 😊
I really do not get it.
There are laws in place that demand anyone has to be a certain age.
In order to run for office.
Why is there not a mandatory retirement age?
We've seen political figures remain in office till they die of old age.
There should be a retirement age, and term limits.
Obviously lifetime appointments need to go too.
In my opinion.
Every elected position has term limits, every judicial position should have term limits. The supreme court justices should be appointed for a 20 year term. That is a lifetime of service and more than long enough, but allows for steady experience on the bench. A retirement age for government positions requiring high stress tolerance is fair. Doesn't have to be 65, maybe 70?
Old Mitch is dying right before our eyes
Because wisdom comes with age. You'll understand some day. Just look how great Biden is. Not everyone is stupid, and senile like Trump.
How very ageist of you!
@@KnockOut242👏🏻👏🏻
Wtf is a pay phone!!! -Most of your audience
There is no more of a pay phone than the advent of smartphones 😝
The Closer LOOK!! Was right on the Spot!😂😂😂😂😂😂
What the mayor did is called "not answering the question."
Had to rewatch it, just love Seth’s face expression during these, 😜👍👏😍😘❤️
Thank you and your writers and staff , for keeping us sane this year Seth ..I hope your upcoming birthday is every bit of what you deserve in return for a years worth of laughter and joy 🎉🥳🎂 Merry Christmas and a blessed New Year for you and yours 💚❤️🎄🎅🏼☃️
Thank you writers. ;-)
Hmm, now who do you suppose wrote that old lady masters degree joke?
Thank you, Seth!
It's wild gow he just glossed over the whole sex tape thing like it's not a big deal 😂
A 90-year-old just got a graduate degree from college… Darn it and she just got her Undergraduate loans paid off!
Bwahahahaha!!! Good one!!!
NY has my pity for its really poor "choice" of mayor.
Which one?
CORRECTION: Australians aren't often drunk :p
yeah. the word “often” implies they sometimes aren’t
I get the feeling we would have been seeing Rudy on "to catch a predator" if they just tried one time
hell every politician should be tested, imagine if we could see their search histories as easy as they can see ours
Speaking of sexual allegations, that whole sex tape thing is pretty wild huh? Crazy how he just glossed over it
That new minnesota flag looks like a pack of marlboro reds only in blue
"this old man is getting things done." -- john fugelsang on president biden.
I don't believe that the state of California held a contest to name a snow plow. We don't get snow here, let alone rain.🤣🤣🤣
It was south lake tahoe
I love that Trump talks crap about Immigrants in a country FOUNDED BY IMMIGRANTS!!
The children of immigrants trash talk immigrants. Talk about a measure of stupidity.
And that he married two immigrants.
Actually, Alec Jones went back to attacking the Sandy Hook parents after he lost his defamation suit as well
On point tonight, Seth!
Man I do not wanna be the guy that had to see a pair of senators' "ol flattops" come groovin up slowly.
Competency Test? Like the one they gave Orange Adolf.
Have you heard that Putin sent Trump a jar of hummus for Christmas?
It's made of Russian chick pea.
Rim shot cymbal crash.
@@thomasdeas1941 enough dirty talk sheesh, first him talking about pea then you with rim shots
Niiiice 😊
It never gets old!😂
Merry Christmas to All 🎁🎄🕊️❤
I just got that I think 🤔. It's prostitutes giving him golden showers right?
Where do we send in corrections for grammar mistakes? ya got some this week :(
Heck I'd be surprised, if he read Dr. Seuss
How Does Seth Meyers look both 30 and 55 at the same time. Also how bad was that wind blowing from the side... it moved his hair line half way across his head!
Australians will go anywhere. Plus when they need a nap, they take a nap.
1:52 I definitely didn’t add to that
Joe's the man!!
🤔 Has Seth ever mentioned (mocked?) _why_ he tells us that was the monologue?
Or asks us if we mind him getting to the news?
Seth, have blue and gold macaw just like that you sounded okay 👌!
We need Logan’s Run irl, Seth.
Randy tells us everything
How come I only get to hit the like button once???
I think ALL our representatives should take civic competency tests. Boebert and Greene would be in the bottom end of the curve.
Going to miss you ❤❤
I challenge you to have someone from the meidas touch on your show!
You are actually funny today !!! 🤣🤣🤣
I'm sure someone's already pointed out that consumers can rip their own tags off.
That joke is almost as old as Biden.
So, I'm curious. (Don here) How many years have you guys been reacting to Barbara Streisand but not being honest about your concerns? I'm concerned you guys could have fiddled while Rome burned to the ground. Love, Don xoxo
The Big Leplowski is a good name!
Australia is becoming more Florida every day, it seems!
When the Senate twink was asked if he was sure he wanted to do this, he said, "When im unsure of myself, I always ask, 'what would Seth Myers do?'"
Wait Rudy married his cousin... Bruh
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What's the creepy guy behind Lucas? Somebody should call 911.
Rich people tend to be diagnosed only with allergies far more often than the rest of people on the planet. Good news that our southern neighbors have become convinced that the latest variant of COVID-19 is only now part of a set of possible causes when having what is called allergies. Perhaps that is why that one guy from Russia at the UN during the last few days or so believed that America at the time he was referring to was only showing its true face again while He in contrast was claiming at the same time that he was working there so hard too. Sooner or later all of us slip up. If all who slipped up got sued for it when doing something very foolish imagine how much more money could be found by single parents to help bring up their children. Is it only me who wonders sometimes if there are Richard Reimeres look alikes out there who all are winning too many followers so far with the rest of us often being told to pick a side? While being told not to be one of those enablers during all of the look alike contests around. Something which made actor Jim Parsons very famous only because he looked a whole lot like that one Fidel Castro lookalike by the name of Guerrillero Heroico from a generation before him who used to be often working in that one city hall in Cuba. I hear he was good at building up a city too. Wearing the same kind of hat in style at the time which Fidel liked to where too while being photographed.
rudy the lewdy
At least the girl at the Waffle House, shows up for work.
This made my terminal diarrhea much more bearable, thanks Seth
YEET
We need to address the immaturity in this country regarding age discrimination. Biden has a lifetime of experience, yet, people gloss over that foe the more "serious issues." That is what is laughable.....bot these disrespectful jokes.
Giuliani was a media darling for 2 decades.
Chonani founder is Kurdish I thought not Greek.
Okay that mitch joke was a little too far above fucking funny
Proud to be the 382 like on this vid
None
RFK Jr. is a walking mid life crisis.
Can't they at least play a laugh track for Seth's sake?
Not the first time people have had sechs at the us capitol. The capitol steps.
Leplowski? Idiocracy has now 100% come true.
Gay Sex is back on the ballot. Blue no matter who.❤ YASS
I like Natalie Portman. that perfume commercial rocks!.......
#SMG
Doesn't Keith Richards look alot like Kennedy, I forget his first name but the one who's running for President, I think they're both crazy.
My God NY Mayor is so stupid
Seth. Hi. Have you heard Bubbly by Colbie Caillet. Count me In? Is she too straight for you peop[e? Ellen, you reading this. There's something wrong if this young woman offends you guys. Love, Don xoxo
Who are the block-headed idiots who want a president who will “ break rules and laws”?! 😳 WTF
Is Seth Meyers in semi-retirement?
I would love if Seth filmed some of his family Christmas dinner or sometime during that day I think it would be entertaining 😄 💚🤎
Correction: if there is one this week and people probably already mentioned it but:
his ex wife ivana said he used to keep hitlers speeches on his nightstand
in an interview with pat buchanan he said he loved reading the art of the deal
Crazy? They arresting these people over some words - meanwhile in Hollywood 😐
Too bad it’s not your experience, eh
I’m going to find u and make u care. My name is ryan wicks
Macys Sucks
Ju es disgustins. EN Jer riterz !