Biden Accidentally Calls Marine One Helicopter "Air Force Helicopter One"
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- Seth Meyers does his monologue for Tuesday, December 12, before Late Night writer Amber Ruffin recaps what's happening in pop culture news.
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Biden Accidentally Calls Marine One Helicopter "Air Force Helicopter One" - Late Night with Seth Meyers
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Better “Sleepy Joe” than “Dictator Don”.
EXACTLY!!!
Yep
I'd be concerned if it wasn't for _the fact_ that the guy who overcame *a severe stutter* has been publicly getting his words mixed up since he first entered public office....
@@casbot71 I hear ya. ALSO, he orchestrated a failed coup, was arrested 9, NINE, times, impeached four times, has a criminal family & hates people of color!!!
100%
I love that they have Wally mic'd - if only just to hear him giggle.
...giggle??? Sounded like an evil laugh to me, I'm starting to think he's been planted on the inside by the jackals....🤔
@@AnUntetheredSoul He's joined us, for sure.
Ah yes, that is a more accurate interpretation.
Best George Santos Cameo so far. 100 percent.
We gotta stop giving him money...but also, is it keeping him from hurting innocent ppl? Lol
Came here to say this
Yep. This is now my favorite Santos appearance.
I love Seth's look when he tells a stinker. It's great
So many examples tonight.
I'm thinking they deliberately keep stinkers in there so he can ad lib his reaction.
He definitely has the writers for this approach.
Seth is the only late night host who roasts his own monologue live.
I realize that I'm showing my age here, but Johnny Carson used to make comments during the monologue about jokes that bombed.
@@balok63a40 But did he do a separate segment to call out his own flubs?
So he eats his own words well-done.
He’s also the only one with any meaningful talent
You need to watch more television if this is what you truly think
At this point I think I prefer seeing how Seth handles the flubs and jokes that bomb than the ones that go as planned
Seth taking jabs at Scollins even outside of Surprise Inspections is what I need right now. Bless you, beau!
I love that he makes reference to and blames his writers. And we all know who he’s talking about.
we've peeked behind the curtain too many times and now it's permanently letting a bit of light in.
Americans you could simply end all this by telling Trump that when Obama was in office he could hold his breath for over 15 minutes......job done, you're welcome
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
I don't get it 😅
@@EXPATditions Trump wants to one up everyone, he would die from suffocation.
Thats because the same premise would work on you as well.....oh, and you dont have a measurable sense of humor@@EXPATditions
Seth could've left the Giuliani joke as saying "Gotham City", but he let his writers get away with a full "Arkham Asylum" and that's a gentleman right there
Arkham narrows down where the crazy is. Plus there's "asylum" in the name and Giuliani belongs there
Amber and Jeff were on POINT with that Santos cameo bit and it should have gotten a much bigger laugh
Truly. My first thought was why do they keep throwing money in this guys account (Jimmy Kimmel with a totally unfunny bit, for example). I think the reason it didn't get a laugh was that there wasn't really a spot that served as a punch line. If you didn't laugh right when the video started, there was no joke after that. Applause at the end would have been good.
Was looking for this comment lol
I'm actually disappointed its not air force helicopter one
Choppy McCopter
I'm now weirdly on your side
It is now !
Space force copter
The whirly thingy
My dad calls restaurants “eating places,” as in “Do you want to go to one of those eating places tonight?” He’s not wrong! 😂
LOL
Hey, even people who aren't old will say "coffee places."
@@treetopjones737 Yep, but this is something he just started doing a few years ago. He’s in his mid 80s and has started struggling to pull up words at times. I get it. I’m 60 and it occasionally happens to me. He’s just decided he’s too old to care about what he calls something, just like Seth was saying. Personally, I don’t care at all. Other than occasionally forgetting a word, he’s still pretty sharp. 😊
My dad has been calling bananas 'skin-ganas', screwdrivers 'biacas' and chemists 'chemisists' his whole life. Then there's the reply to when you asked what something was when you were a kid, which was usually, 'it's a wigwam for a goose's bridle.' 😂😂😂
@@michelehemlokhexwhite4310 He sounds like a character. You should ask him what was the origin of these expressions, because when he's gone, you won't have the chance and you'll regret it.
I know why I call scones "sconces," but now that my husband's gone, no one else does. I just get weird looks.
I don't know. "Air Force Helicopter One" sounds kinda cool.
I think the Air Force only uses those for medevacs and/or blasting the enemy with Black Sabbath and Jimi Hendrix's guitar-only cover of "The Star Spangled Banner".
I assumed Rudy's peers would be the Long Island Vampiric Council.
Biden’s verbal flubs don’t keep me up at night; the threat of losing our democracy does.
The worst part is the guys that set it all up put in there "also keep guns for when the government inevitably gets completely corrupt and out of control" and then you watched it get so bad that a fucking c-tier reality star became president and didn't think to maybe use the fucking things.
Exactly. I would really love it if all the late night hosts whom I love, with stop making fun of Biden.
I'm old enough to say "that [mangled title] or whatever it's called," and I'm young enough to be Biden's grandchild. @@luciamiller1555
Seth's verbal flubs do keep me up at night
Yep. That should keep us on our toes. Same here in Europe. Next elections in Germany are going to be *a shitshow* ...
Yay! So excited to be able to make a correction for the first time!
Correction 5:06: You called Phil Keoghan the “host” this week for your podcast, but you and your brother are the hosts of Family Trips with the Myers Brothers (which I love). Phil was a guest.
Respectfully,
1st Time Jackal ❤️
Love you Seth!!
Well spotted and 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽😂 .
Here's some mental gymnastics that could make it work: he said "our host this week.... the host of...." which could be correct if what he meant was the dude is a host in title and just one of many people who also have the title of host and will be guests in the future then technically Seth said it completely correctly.
@@melissaobier, I see what you say. Point taken 👏, but the new Jackal 🎃🌙 in me will not accept! 😈
Congratulations on becoming a werejackal!
That Amber is so willing to give Seth a couple of opportunities to showcase his talents during her “Amber Says What” segments is truly admirable. We should all applaud her graciousness and generosity.
Amnber is the worst.. she is the prime example of a grown up that never grew up.. so annoying.. this is why people think kids are autistic,. they never correct kids anymore from laughing and emoting like babies anymore.. its not proper to corect themm so now you have buffoons that jump around and make goofy sounds and faces even when talking normal conversation.. they dont know how to interact normal.. its so disturbing. they are like talking to robots or aliens just figuring out they are not alone.
I am all for giving Amber her flowers. She’s brilliant.
That's well said 👏 it's great of her to include the crew and her underlings.
We should just applaud Amber period
Also, I feel like that Matchbox 20 anecdote is true.
That Wally giggle made my evening
As a jackal, I decided to check and see if all the Batman villains shown had actually been put in Arkham Asylum, and according to the Wikipedia page, they have. Good job Seth!
Correction: Good Job Graphics Team!
1:56 wait till ruddy hears the don is paying the employee’s legal bills but not his 😂
I think my favorite part of this is seeing Seths reaction to a graphic he has never seen.
I’m with Seth. After a certain age who cares what stuff is called.
I could never remember the full name of Bed, Bath & Beyond. For years I thought of it as Bed, Bath & Whatever.
I can hardly wait for tomorrow's "A Closer Lookie Loo."
@@413smralways called it Bloodbath & Beyond. 😂
Exactly. Wendelynanderson. ;)
@@RealBradMiller but but but isn't bloodbath and beyond=death though ?
0:45 🤣 My grandfather calls this ‘Yellowshow”! At this point, no one bothers to correct him anymore, we just go with it. 😂
My mom calls NCIS MASH all the time. It’s gotten to be that in my head the characters have combined.
I confuse the name of my helicopter all the time. Sometimes I call it Chopper. Sometimes I call it Steve.
One time my 90 year old grandpa called an extension cord an "electric hose".
He's got a point!
I saw today was Amber says what and I was like WHAT?
Thinking she should have her own show and then I found out she DID and I was like WHAAAAAT?
Then I found out they hadn't ordered more yet and I was like what.
Haha, the Netflix/slam joke and the baby in the vacuum cleaner joke both seem seem like they could have fallen on the side of a surprise inspection segment only 😂
I honestly didn't understand why he thought the kid was too young for the joke.... he then followed it up with just the word "EIGHT."
....It's a toddler, so was he arguing that an 8-year-old would've been LESS traumatized by the experience?? A toddler would likely not remember it at all....
*_HARD_* disagree.
@@spencerkagen1386haha, true. I would follow the reasoning that an 8 year old would have been more comical/less potentially awful for the audience, ha
to me the thing was a kid would have to be fairly small to get sucked into or fit into a vacuum cleaner bag. Photo seemed right to me.
@@danbsports6760 well a baby wouldn’t get sucked up either. That’s the part that makes it sillier the larger the kid is
I love watching this in HQ with earbuds in, because when Wally chuckles off camera it sounds like he's right behind me.
Also: More Amber, please! And with an Amber and Jeff in this clip, all we need is Tarik and we'd be all set! ❤️
Amnber is the worst.. she is the prime example of a grown up that never grew up.. so annoying.. this is why people think kids are autistic,. they never correct kids anymore from laughing and emoting like babies anymore.. its not proper to corect themm so now you have buffoons that jump around and make goofy sounds and faces even when talking normal conversation.. they dont know how to interact normal.. its so disturbing. they are like talking to robots or aliens just figuring out they are not alone.
Oh wow that's so cool, and stupid 🙄
Coolest kid in the room here, calling people on the internet stupid. 😂😂
In other news, I 100% agree with More Amber, Please!!! 💜💜✨️✨️
I wanted more Amber so bad I subscribed to peacock to watch her show and it was okay.
The US Air Force does have helicopters and Navy Frigates in it's inventory.
*Biden calls Marine One the wrong name*
Republicans: "SENILE!!"
*Trump claims World War II hasn't happened yet*
Republicans: *crickets*
Exactly !! How Pitiful those Gutless Twerps are amazes me.
Or they shout, "Fake news".
Or the airports of the Revolutionary War! ( or was it Civil war?) Either way, airports and planes didn't exist.
He also thinks that Obama is the current president.
Oh, he claims it’s AI now. Lmao.
I’d sign up for “Amber Says Who, When, Why, and/or Where” as well.
The fact that The sketch artist does his hands like that HAS to be a troll. The same artist should do a DeSantis one too!
Do you have to pay Wally more when we hear him laugh, like when he has a line?
Air Force Helicopter One is a rather appropriate name. I like it 😂
Just bring me that helicopter 😂😂😂
"We gotta shut this guy up, send over some golf tickets, and um, a few classified documents."
I would be a proud citizen of Ruffinland!
Love that the subtitles said Finland :P
An 8 year old wouldn’t fit in a vacuum cleaner bag
Math joke 😂😂😂 I hate math but I love that you tell those .
"Depends on what you mean by use" I got it, if the audience didn't!! Great line...
I'm so grateful for Biden.
VERY MUCH SO. TCB, bringing the country back after the mess Trump made of it.
Between summer of 2015, when the treasonous demon descended his golden escalator taking US to Hell, through November 6, 2020, I had severe anxiety, and insomnia!
I’ve slept like a baby ever since January 21, 2021!!!
Unfortunately since hearing about #Project2025, and realizing the democrats STILL don’t have good messaging, I’m starting to have occasional insomnia again.
🤞🏽✊🏼✊🏽✊🏻⚖️🗽🇺🇸
I wish 70% of Voters could file a Class Action lawsuit against the trump regime for GROSS MISCONDUCT and NEGLIGENCE resulting in hundreds of thousands of avoidable Covid deaths, and plunging Our Republic into a financial death spiral. So many people became homeless, and jobless, due to the utter negligence the Trump regime caused by having gutted the Obama era National Security Council Directorate for Global Health Security and Biodefense, curtailing the FDA and the CDC, and refusing to allow public health officials, pandemic crisis experts, and global disease experts to be guided by science and facts.
I believe ALL Americans should be allowed to join in.
Many of us will never forget, nor forgive, his blatant ignorance and disregard for science. Sadly, He and his cult, which has grown more violent and unhinged have brought the United States back to Medieval times regarding the belief and trust in science.
Ruffinland sounds amazing. Margaritas for everyone!
Fun fact! A word that can mean different things based on how it's pronounced is called a heteronym. While the contact flub isn't an example of this, it would've been if the monologue had added an "r" - CONtract/conTRACT.
I mean . . . the jet is called Air Force One and helicopters fly, so Biden's name for it makes more sense than the official one. Shouldn't Marine One be some sort of boat or ship?
I thought all aircraft containing the president used the air force one call sign😂
Yep. It's a BIG NOTHING but the MSM has to jump all over it, when Trump literally thinks Obama is the president right now. SMH
I think we all did. Lol
Isn't Marine One for the VP?
@@elyssay3157 2. For the VP it's Marine TWO. And Airforce 2
I want to know the origin story behind "Amber Says What". Like, I imagine someone in the writers room noticed that Amber has a particular talent for demonstrating the versatility of the word "what" and decided it should be a segment.
It may have been funny the first time but I don't remember that.😮
"with your little fast tail".... Lmbo! 😂
Wally laughed! Amber made us all laugh! Kate McKinnon is the best! Call your jug HAPPY!
I DO want to live in Ruffinland, under the control of benevolent dictator-for-life Queen Ruffin (she is a queen and a dictator because we love her that much, and she has a great sweater).
Margaritas and fancy gowns for everyone!
I moved there in a heartbeat! ❤
So many great outfits.
My grandma kept calling me "Joe", that's my uncle, and I'm a girl. Oddly, she never slipped and called my brother "Joe". You'd think that would be more likely, at least he's a guy.
That "faith in Eric Adams" line was under appreciated 😅😅😅😅
ConTacted -> Reached Out
No one recovers like Seth! 🤣
Nice work Seth & crew
Should start a Seth blooper real for the weekend.
I sure could use some Animal Flubs too.
It’s called corrections…
That Yellowstone joke felt like it was aimed at his dad.
When you have too many Ones to carry you around. 😁
Vacuum-boy will be fine. We just saw his villain origin story.
Trump wants a courtroom sketch of him in roller skates?
Didn't he already sell a NFT of him doing that....
As a long-time hotel employee, I am offended that Seth thinks hotel vacuums could be powerful enough to snag a kid.
True that folk of a certain age just use whatever name pops into their head.
According to my Dad I'm Ernest, Cliff, Robert, John.
(I'm John, but it's always the last name he finds. He's only had 51 years to remember it).
my grandmother called me by our dogs names constantly.
You can't rush these things. 😁
Yeah, my grandma goes through the name of every kid, grandkid, and great-grandkid before she manages to get to my name lol.
I feel like I’m getting there because of how often I accidentally call my kid by the cat’s name.
my grandma usually calls me Jessica. i just nod and smile.
"Frank, Dick, Earl,...Wesley!"
a bigger kid would not have fitted up the vacuum! please keep it real Seth, America is counting on you...
RIGHT?! I don't understand his logic there. Especially since a toddler likely wouldn't remember the experience later in life. An 8-year-old DEFINITELY would.
No kid fits in a vacuum, guys.
Now we’re going to have to listen to Trump talk about how President Obama is going to be upset with his Vice President for misnaming the helicopter.
OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love it when the monologue video is 10+ minutes long.
Means there's some secret segment.
Wally’s off-screen laugh is everything.
Love you Amber! ❤
Love you too, Seth, for giving Amber a platform!
That part where she screamed “what” was really hysterical. That joke did not get old at all
Oh I get it. If he talks to more the chances go down. Ha ha. 😅
Wham, Slam, thank you Netflix! 🎾👟
Love you Amber 😘
Seth is so good at joking about his own flubs
6:45 Even the camera guy can't contain himself.
Thank you SO MUCH for the best "George Santos" cameo ever!!!!
just remember giving trump free coverage = he's getting on the ballot and if he's on the ballot, what little is left of democracy is gone
Agreed. The only people covering Trump should be comedians. Any news footage of Trump should be run at x2 speed and have a audio-filter applied to make him sound like a Chipmunk. There is zero reason to give him time on the air unless you're purposely making him look even more like the clown he is.
He's the former potus. He's on the ballot, press coverage or not.
Good thing late night hosts never ever misspeak…
Thank you Amber! and Seth, you too
Props to the cleaning staff who found that ring and actually gave it back instead of just pocketing it.
How do you not see a large sparkly ring on the floor? How do you not question what that ungodly noise is when the vacuum sucks it up? How does the owner leave the room without it? So many questions.
@@meganbarber3599 Those fancy hotels have thick carpets. And maybe the noise was what prompted the staff to rummage through the disgusting vacuum cleaner bag?
Yes, sure "found in the vacuum". Days after the guest accused housekeeping of stealing her ring. It was ALL OVER the news.
@@MsQ9677 I think you're underestimating how many people primarily get their news from comedy sources like this. I've legit seen horse-beaten punchlines repeated unironically as fact. Not just in this comment section, but in the real world.
Worst example I've seen was during one of the anti-cop riots that seemed like a weekly occurrence for a while there. A bunch of people on Facebook were spreading a story about a woman who'd supposedly shot herself by accident while waving a gun around in the car, joking about fending off black rioters. People treated it like a huge joke. "Haha, racists are stupid, you can tell how compassionate I am because I'm laughing at a literal person's death."
Something about it felt off. Waving the gun in a fashion that it would be in position for a kill shot on her own head just feels unnatural. So, I started digging into the original story. What happened was that she was found dead in her boyfriend's car. He had not reported it. The bit about her waving the gun around was what he told police, but he was still under investigation. Everyone was laughing at a potential murder victim and calling her racist with zero evidence. And the joke gained so much traction, I'm not sure anyone even bothered reporting on the actual results of the investigation.
It's not really silly to think helicopters are part of the air force. Marines are supposed to land on a beach in a boat, and take things from there. The helicopter is for getting them back when they're done.
Marine pilots focus on air to ground operations and are some of the best chopper pilots in the world.
"Well I got bad news that was our last one." Seth says after trashing the joke.😂
The bit about getting to a certain age where you don't care what things are called anymore is 100% accurate. My dad doesn't know what anything is called. And I don't mean like not knowing what a "Dyson" is and insisting on just calling it a vacuum; I mean he can't remember the word "vacuum". He actually calls it -- **I swear to god I'm not making this up** -- the _"suck hose machine."_
I'll still be voting for the guy not out on bail
I LIKE that! Much more descriptive actually, Goodonya Joe!!
STOP THE CRITICAL COMMENTS ON BIDEN WHEN OUR NATIONAL THREAT OF DOMESTIC TERROR IS TRUMP!! You’re show will be cancelled if trump is back in the WH.
I love Amber!!! Thanks Seth. 😊
How did I not already know Scollins was from Massachusetts? As a native Masshole myself, I should have figured this out when I found that all of his jokes in "Surprise Inspection" aligned perfectly with my sense of humor
7:03 I skipped ten second back from asking who called Adam Driver ugly lol
Seth should really start a podcast
If he did, we'd never hear the end of it
I've missed Jeff Wright; it's good to see him again :)
Why is Seth Meyers the ONLY late night host whose videos do not immediately have closed captioning available? I am slightly hearing impaired and NEED those captions. Other hosts have them right away, but not Seth--they frequently do not show up until the following day. I enjoy his show, but frequently just forget to try to check to see whether the captions are available yet! My loyalties are waning!
Cute sweater on Amber. She always has the most amazing wardrobe.
I love Amber Ruffin.
That was one of the best "Amber Says What" segments in a while, and those segments are always great.
Vacuum graphics was AAAAAAWWWWESOME!!!
Resident Masshole 😂😂😂😂😂😂 scollins you’re a beast!!!
Seth you da man so damn funny!!!!!
My 93 year old grandma calls Covid “the covert”
my mentally slow aunt calls it "Covick"
my grandma calls it "Culvers". talk about bad advertisement.
member of crowd says woo at the end like, good one
Seth needs a 'laugh' button with Wally's laugh at 1:40
I absolutely love Amber.
What happened to her show?
Sadly it was cancelled 😞
@@pocketsizedrockette That sucks. I loved her suits, attitude, the whole package was hilarious.
RFK is cray cray
Love Amber and her show! (Ur alright, too Seth- I guess..) Wish we could somehow bottle her personality and create an aerial spray we could douse the world in as needed! 🥰❤️
Amnber is the worst.. she is the prime example of a grown up that never grew up.. so annoying.. this is why people think kids are autistic,. they never correct kids anymore from laughing and emoting like babies anymore.. its not proper to corect themm so now you have buffoons that jump around and make goofy sounds and faces even when talking normal conversation.. they dont know how to interact normal.. its so disturbing. they are like talking to robots or aliens just figuring out they are not alone.
You are correct
Uh, ... so he misspoke? Like you, or me or... anybody? "Contacted." lol