What Trump Wants In A Chief Of Staff
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- čas přidán 12. 12. 2018
- Is anyone interested in replacing John Kelly as Trump's White House chief of staff? Anyone? Anyone at all? Please?
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It's been what 3yrs or so and he still goes on about Hillary like she was his ex, was he that hurt?
Well he used to try and cozy up with the Clintons years back in the 90's. Maybe it's unrequited jealous love.
@@vguyver2 Sir Richard Branson the British millionaire said once Trump invited him for lunch and all he did was rave in anger against people he felt slight him and how he was going to retaliate , Maybe the Clintons were on that list. This is the same sir Richard when Obama retired they all were holidaying on his island, that must have burned Trump to the bone.
@@maryfontenelle8633 Wouldn't put it past Trump. There is a long list of Scotts that hate the man, and Trump in turn has singled them out in court and given various insults. Michael Forbes might very well be on top of that list.
@@vguyver2 Yes he did, he was a Clinton backer himself and even had them at his kid's wedding. He's a 2-faced hypocritical, scamming liar with the mentality and disposition of a second grader.
scarletspidernz He plays that to the Fox State News audience of 3 million who consume it as gospel truth.
There's no way he has as many as 12 lined up. That's 2 fingers too many.
Very tiny fingers. Some would even call them dainty.
lol
12 too many
Is it not common for 12 fingers to be common amongst his supporters. You know the father/brother mother/sister thing.
More like 2 hands too many
The White House has a higher turnover rate than the Hogwarts Defense Against the Dark Arts position.
I burst out laughing. A+.
Trump is pretty much as close to Umbridge as one can get, I think.
More like He Who Should Not Be Named ( and if we did that, wouldnt that tick him off) Trump de dum dum (rimshot)!
This comment is gold
Well played... Ya fucking nerd. Lol
William Costigan 😂
When Trump finally leaves office, be it from impeachment, indictment, or the end of his term, I fully expect a world-wide celebration. Like at the end of Return of the Jedi - just a montage of music, parties, and dancing in the streets.
I can gaurantee that we will be in the streets up in Canada too along with the rest of the world. We will be telling our grandkids about the night Trump left office. Oh happy day!
I'm already planning my party! We're gonna be 💃🕺in the streets! Woo -hoo!
Everywhere around the world/they'll be dancing/they're dancing in the street!
If there is anything left
@DebbyAbqNM That would be the worst. Trump needs to know what an idiot he was and how much he was loathed around the world.
I LOVEIT WHEN HE DANCES! HAHAHAHA #CARAVAN
R.N V.H he’s good at it!
Never saw him dance like that. That was awsome!!! 😂
I'm glad you said it because I do too, he got skills almost as if he was a Stage Actor.
@@marysharkey1503 look up "stephen colbert caravan dance" theres a compilation on youtube that's hilarious
@@cerena
Thanks for that, I'll definately look that up. Stephens so happy that Trump is miserable. He's hilarious!
We're pretty revolted with you already, Donnie.
actually you aren't a patriot. you dont love this country.. a true american loves our president.. and our country.. go move to CHINA..
@@casper191985 que?
We are so re-volted, it's shocking. The current President knows watt he did was wrong. I hope he will be charged by a... circuit court.
casper191985
Glad to know you loved and respected Obama just as much, seeing as you are a patriot and he was your true American President for eight years.
I want somebody to take his ideas and run with them...
....straight to Mr. Muellers office. LoL
Nice, that was Colbert level material :)
You used to be funny. Now you just stapled your lips to Trump's ass. How much more money do you need???
Run where ?
@@annettehadley9718 click Read More
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Why you have a unusually high turnover rate you don't be surprised if no one wants to work for you. Having a unusually high turn over rate is not something you want to see from such a influential administration let a lone a business. Its a sign of incompetence.
Yep. I used to work at a place like that. I put in 2.5 years, and by that time, I was the 3rd most senior (been there the longest) staff member (out of about 16) at the company. I swear, that job took 10 years off my life. It was a nightmare.
yep. worked a job like that for 3 months. then walked away, and was way happier with my life.
A company that does not value its people, does not value its health. A country that does not value its people, does not value itself.
Or you're the Alabama coaching staff.
@C caymer Why isnt killary in jail yet? Has trump decided to have mercy and spare her? Or he doesnt want to se e her again when he himself lands in jail?
Oooh that MBS comment though.. Daaayumn.
I hope MBS does not have a bone saw reserved for Stephen.
It's going to be another FOX host, anybody want to take that bet?
Sean Hannity?
No, I think it's very likely.
@@villehytonen7279
If he's still sniffing around Trump, maybe.
Idk, he might get wild and pick a RETIRED fox host too.
Or someone famous for their people skills, like mark zuckerberg.
Judge Jeanine may finally land it. She's been thirsty for a position for a pretty long time now.
I regret voting Republican. I've never felt so much shame in my life. Trump is a massive disaster for this country and his impeachment and indictment cannot come fast enough.
the coal face You are forgiven. At least you understand.
Any idea who comes in after he gets impeached? The vp? Know how dangerous that may be? Just a heads-up
OMG! One of the republicants finally got it!
Now go & spread the word! Make the others see the light!
If only there were some signs before the election....
Thank you for speaking out and respecting the rule of law. Let's get rid of this anti-American autocrat and his enablers and work to make America better for the common person.
When he started dancing, all I could think of is PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do the SPIN! And BOOM, there it is..... so awesome
Stephen has me dying of laughter every night!
Yes! He's part of my support system to deal with this administration.😂
Yes me too! I look forward to seeing him every night.
WORD
I so agree, he truly has been therapeutic!
Yes I love Stephen Colbert he have 😅 like crazy He tells truth thru laughter keep me 🆙 on things Mr Colbert
Family situation: "My Wife and kids will leave me if I come to work for you."
"It would be bad for my family if I went to jail."
Big facts
Obedience, loyality and cover up; these are the qualities Trump loves in pple around him.
You forgot flattery and being-a-useful-idiot
And, a willing scapegoat !
@Songs Mirth I would've thought being a Russian would've been the "plus".
And a stalwart willingness to take the inevitable bus plunge when they outlive their usefulness (or his whim)!
And constant praise for their 'Dear leader'!
Trump: But most importantly, my new Chief must be able to make my cheeseburgers, just the way I like them.
Aide: That's a chef, sir.
Trump: No, it's Chef of Staff. It's French, it's very classy.
Aide: What about you Chief of Staff?
Trump: I already told you, they have to be able to make my cheeseburgers the way I like them. Pay attention.
+ TheReal008Zulu The cheeseburgers are mostly from McDonalds, so there are lots of people who know just how to make them (the ice cream sundaes and chocolate cake are from the White House kitchen; Trump gets 2 scoops of ice cream while his guests are limited to just one). Trump is constantly sending assistants to various Mickey Ds all over DC because - according to him - his enemies want to poison him and could infiltrate the official WH kitchen...but since nobody knows who's going to eat any particular fast food burger bought at the drive-through or counter, stuffing endless cheeseburgers and fries into his face is "smart," "safe," and "clean." This is Trump's own theory that he came up with to justify his preference for garbage even as he has access to the finest food made by the world's best chefs.
TheReal008Zulu lmso
Now that's funny!
lol
@@jayblack2093 : Do you have a source for that? I mean it sounds hilarious enough to be true - but that doesn't mean anything nowadays :D
And... just to mention - the sweet sweet irony, that Trump, out of the fear of being poisoned - stuffs himself with the least healthy garbage you can stuff into you, safe for actual garbage from a trash bin...
Is this some kind of burned soil strategy? "You never going to kill me, if I do it first!"
Wait hold up Rick Santorum turned the job down, the same Rick Santorum who’s right up there with Steve Cortes as one of Trump’s most hardline supporters...WOW that’s really all I have to say
Yeah, talk about burying the lede.
--Dave, may be just as well, Rick would bring a certain ... reputation? definition? ... with him
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Kyle Lencucha
Maybe the rats didn't want to jump on a sinking ship.
The rats are jumping ship....
@@swiley223 You mean the other rats are running the ship.
Even Rats know when a ship is sinking... Hahaha
I don't quite understand how exactly the vocabulary, grammar, or the English speaking skills, as a whole, of THE PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD'S LARGEST ENGLISH SPEAKING COUNTRY be same as that of an elementary school student
Somebody that he can really get along with well.
Tells me that he's never been teachable. The narcissist always thought he already knew everything, so didn't bother to learn anything.
Having taught grade school, I’d say not ‘same’ but ‘much worse than the average’.
FAR, FAR WORSE, than that of a first grader.
Because aparently, that's a quality which many American voters do not consider important.
Soooo... He wants us to talk about what Hillary and Bill have done that he never has... Had a job? You get paid, you pay the bills... That's how WORKING works for most people, nitwit...
Buying groceries without ID?
@@intercat4907 😂😂😂 Doubt Trump has ever bought groceries with or without ID.
The day Trump is impeached should become a holiday.
Happy Trumpsgiving?
We can't do that he would die happy knowing we made him a holiday even if its celebrating him being taken out of office.
How about a Mueller Holiday instead? The narcissist Drumpf shouldn’t be celebrated, even in irony.
That's good to know because we don't need any more holidays they really put a damper on my work ethics. The day Hillary and Soros are in gitmo will be a national holiday and I can promise you that one.
Impeachment will be easy, it's the conviction we need from the senate.
Given the turnover rate at the White House, all 10 to 12 alleged contenders will get the job.
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Salesproductions -- I literally LOL'd!
The day Trump goes to jail will be declared a national holiday.
Pockets full of cheeseburgers is what he really wants in a Chief Of Staff.
Must be able to change diapers and soothe diaper rash. Breast feeding a plus.
Chief of Staff Hamburglar
In the end it's all about cheeseburgers...
@@chrisoman87 Colonel Sanders?
Nah, the latest Colonel Sanders is a lady, that ... would not work out well.
--Dave, for Trump anyway
What's the difference between Trump and a flying pig?
The letter 'F'
I am offended by your porcine centric humor.
You've posted this joke like four times already. Differ from Trump and find a new one.
--Dave, >:(
First time I've seen it. Thanks for posting! Love it.
HARAMM! this joke isn't Halal so it bothers me as a Muslim.
This will never get old
That MeHarmony image, anyone else just throw up a little?
Yeah. I lost my appetite.
Now I need to wash my eyes with Clorox
Impeachment date would make the calendar for an annual celebration for years to come.
No wonder he believes she's a criminal - she Pays her Bills!
*gasp* The Horror!
4:12 The part that isn't a joke is that if he felt threatened he would incite his followers to riot and we all know it.
Mark Halver That’s what he’s been doing since day one, but millions of Americans have pledged their loyalty to our country and democracy, NOT a part time “civil servant orange clown.” We know it, and the world knows it. His days are numbered just as those that are loyal to his divisive tactics. We are called the United States of America 🇺🇸 for a reason. “We the people” OWN him, not the other way around.
If they do, remember to shoot to kill.
You can't cure rabies once it breaks out!
Sleeping Insomiac I’m 67, and been there done this. It’s not rabies we’re dealing with, it’s ignorance, greed, and political bs. Nothing new, just “tweeted and tweaked” to frighten the young people and the ignorant. They have the “momentary power” but WE have the power and the numbers and always will. It worked with “we the people” united. Peaceful Protests, Sit In’s, and Marches. Just like Kent State, National Guard against unarmed young students. Didn’t work too well when there were 1/2 to 1 million of us refusing to take our democracy and our rights away, we did it legally and peacefully! That’s why America has always been great. 🇺🇸✌️n 💕
@@franniealbaugh2731
We were talking about minions rioting in the streets, trying to destroy the rule of law.
This kind of people, regardless of political affiliation, must be dealt with.
@@franniealbaugh2731 Yes! Although I am 10 years 'behind' you, I do recall those days of 'Wine & Roses'! 😉 That said, tho, I do believe the threat of his Tiki Torch carrying thugs is a real possibility! At least for a time, we have many, many U.S.Veterans who are extremely pissed at this administration & perhaps especially, those who supported him in the beginning. And yeah, I'm talking about mostly the Vietnam Era Veterans. Cheers! ✌☮🍻💨
I just wanna meet the person who stopped Trump from saying why can’t I be my own Chief Of Staff in public.
That dance at the end...Steven = king of comedy!!!
Stephen should dance every episode!
10 to 12? So just like Roy Moore. They like em' young.
The people living in the white house are getting weirder by the day!!🤔😕😖😮
Brian Hastwell Correction: OUR White House, he’s a “temp” Civil Servant. Can’t wait for him to be “fired”, imprisoned or impeached 🍑, He’s the right color for any of the above.
" I haven't heard this, but I can only tell you this" That's some great English there Mr Trump
I LOVE the caravan dance. Please do this every single show Colbert!!!!
Our country SOMEHOW "survived" Nam, civil rights and the
assassinations...but NEVER, NEVER have I see this much chaos AND
hate.....everyone is at everyone's throats!!!! Will it EVER stop?
Will we EVER get back to decency, truth, "normality"?????
My kids and grandchildren are WATCHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"What time is it "said the Judge. "Five to ten" said Trump. The Judge said "Thats exactly what you get"
Nelson Club crazy joe compared to don the con hmmm....
@@tomlund4951 Well I was tempted and couldn't resist.... - and yes there is no comparison - Mr T is def not an innocent man
" I haven't heard this, but I can tell u this" 😂🤣 what in the world !!
"Somebody that I can really get along with well. Somebody whose ideas are similar to my ideas. Somebody that will take my ideas and go with them." That would be... Sean Hannity?
I am soooo ready to start doing a bit of that protest dancing...
Meatloaf would do anything for Trump, but he won't do that.
; )
Way to go Marvin! 🎤🎶👏
I suggest Hanitty for the job, they already share the same "hush atorney" 😀
Also, Hannity deleted most of his tweets regarding Cohen, Manafort, and the hush agreement from his account. Something tells me he's scared his name *will* pop up.
I've never met her. I met her, but I don't know her. I know her but I
never slept with her. I slept with her but I didn't bribe her. I
bribed her but it wasn't with campaign funds. It was with campaign
funds but it's not a crime. Oh, it's a crime? It's a private matter.
⛄❄🎄 🎶Treason bells ring, are you listening. In the court, subpoenas glistening. A beautiful sight, impeachment tonight..Walking in a Mueller Wonderland🎵⛄❄🎄
🎵Gone away, is the villain, the wave of justice is appealing. We face unafraid the debt he will pay, walking in a Mueller Wonderland ⛄️❄️
Laylaa It was amusing while it lasted 😂😂😂
Love it
You should record this
Ha ha beautiful work!
BEST CHRISTMAS SONG EVAHHHHH!!!
Chief of Staff Steven Seagal, you know you wanna Cheeto!
But then who would be our Russian Ambassador??2?
--Dave, Leslie. Jones.
Aaah the caravan dance. My week is complete!!
🎶 Just hear those handcuffs ring-a-ding-ding-ding-a-ding-doo! Come on it’s lovely weather for a court date together with you!
Mueller is nice and cozy while testimony runs through! We’re handcuffed all together with the Russians who agreed to collude! 🎶
🎶I wish you a Muller Christmas...i wish you a Muller Christmas and a impeachment next year 🎶
🙏
Maria Butina is looking for a new job.
I really haven't felt much like dancing this year until yesterday.(=
Trump: No, Im not afraid...
Muller: Oh...you WILL BE...you. will. be
I often look forward to watching Stephen dance. It always makes me laugh😂
this is the end of the beginning of the end
This is the prequel of the beginning of the end?
The beginning of the end of the end next?
hahaha. Stephen is so silly. I love his dancing at the end.
Stephen makes me smile every day thru these terrible times
Was I the only one cheering Stephen on to dance? I love his little twirl lol makes me laugh
One day it will be Trumps funeral and the obituary will be blaming the Clintons for his mortality
Serprizebuttsecks
You mean to say ... that someone will be present to deliver a eulogy?
I won't be too upset the day that bastard dies. He'd better hope there isn't a Hell. His ticket was punched a long time ago.
Imagine if those 'loud thoughts' are exactly how he sounds, brilliant. lol
Still with ‘but Hillary........but emails ......but .......’. Ffs, you won 2 years ago. Get over it and find a new nonsense song to sing!
it appeals to his base. every tweet he makes is to rile up his base and keep them angry so they cannot see through the red mist in front of their eyes
I wouldn't want to play Monopoly with Trump.
Amen sister!
that caravan dance is iconic
Stephen Colbert......I love you! So funny!
His "people" are revolting already. Nothing new about that :)
That caravan dance at the end. ALWAYS so funny😅😅😅
Taking a job in the trump administration comes with a basic requirement. You have to be able to afford a good lawyer.
You have to have the ability to put out dumpster fires, sometimes many a day.
I will take the day off to celebrate WHEN Trump is impeached.🥳🥳🥳
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Something about that Caravan Dance....just love it.
He DOES it so WELL!!!! He just keeps getting better and better....gonna be a sad day when dump goes to jail...maybe they can sneak in a hidden camera so all the late night hosts can continue on!!!!!!!!
"They will take to the streets...... grinning with rage". LOL Such good writers on TLS.
He treats Trump exactly the way he ought to be treated! With contempt and disdain.
YEP!!!!
Nobody wants the job, nobody wants to be implicated in Donald Dump's crimes haha 😁
Made my morning: "Let's pull it out and see what it's attached to." LOL!
THAT ENDING WAS GREAT!!! LooooooL I chuckled :)
Here is the issue with trump being impeached... that issue is Mike Pence. The whole trump team will have to leave this white house in order for this situation to be cleaned up.
Colbert truly is the master of tRump's disaster, nobody does it better
Colbert really IS America's sweetheart. The weekends actually hurt!
Luv Stephen's dancing.. Hilarious
Vandalizing champagne bottles angrily 😂
A trump clone? The horror, the horror!
Why the obsession with Hillary Clinton? Does he really admire her?
May need a restraining order. It's getting borderline creepy.
Powell Languages Trump will keep spinning on that because Fox State News keeps dropping the needle on that spot on the record all the live long day!
I hear so many people say that democrats can't get over Hillary and the fact that she lost. But it seems like Trump and his supporters talk about Hillary way more than any democrat I know. Irony is completely lost on these people...
He is just obsessing about loosing the popular vote.
Hey, want to trigger Trump? Mention... crowd size to him.
So in other words.. no more fighting with Ivanka and Jared.. To babysit, you must do everything the kids want..
The Trumps must hate Stephen Colbert. He's one on point, funny ass dude. 😂😂😂
What's the job pay? Because I have 21 days to spare. A grand a day would be fair..:)
Now that's what you call a working vacation! LOL
You'd need a lot more than that! For your lawyers, a closet to live in (housing costs in Washington is unbelievable) and the ton of booze you'll need to forget the whole thing after.
10 to 12, much like Trump's workday schedule; then golf 1pm-10pm.
“Protest dancing!” 😂😂😂
God he's so cute when he dances......... 😍😂
Can someone please take the microphone away from the music guy?
Oh, and what a day (more like months) of celebration that will be, when this rat gets stopped out of the white house along with his slithery children and in-laws! C'mon Mueller, grant us this one wish!
Grinning with rage! I'm looking forward to it! 🎉🗽🙌🏾
I wanna do a Protest Dance!
I think Cesar Millan would be great as Trump's chief of staff, but he won't work for Trump's usual employment conditions for latinos.
Tsst!
Also, Cesar does not accept incompetence.
I'll celebrate too when Trump is impeached and I'm not from the US
"Grinning with rage" 😄😄😄😄
OMG Stephens so happy that Trump is going down. He's hilarious!
I know who would be great for the position...Sean Hannity. The only person in the world who is a true suckup to Dump.
jeff C how about Kanye😅😂🤣
Second. Trump already above the law. Bye bye constitutions.
“Grinning with rage...protest dancing...” I’m crying😂😂😂 Can this happen tomorrow?! Sounds like it’ll be the biggest party in the history of this country😬
Colbert is the absolute king of mockery! Keep it coming ...
Trump can't find his new chief of staff. Ivanka must have figured out how to say no daddy it is isn't appropriate for me to do that.
Be careful saying 'Nick Ayers" too fast..
They are avoiding the job so they can watch their family in front of bars.
I love his dance at the end!