AskMen.Com doesn't know #%$@ about men
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- čas přidán 10. 06. 2019
- An Askmen.com columnist named Ian, wrote an article pointing out 7 skills a man should ditch in their journey to better themselves. "forget about hunting, don't repair your car, and no one should want to buy a house anymore" says the author of this ridiculous news article. I find that doing the exact opposite is better for the future of men.
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Link To Article www.google.com/url?client=int... - Komedie
‘A list of masculine things which I can’t do and are therefore obsolete’...
Because if I can't do it,YOU shouldn't.
@Westward Wanderer
Now these **sips in boomer** are straight faccs.
@Westward Wanderer
Ahh yes,I am good sir
@Westward Wanderer As a leftist, people like that make me sick and ashamed of my political leanings. There is no reason not to learn every skill on this list, both the ones Ian suggests, and the ones he says to replace.
Ian’s wife’s boyfriend wrote most of this article for him
so ian is even more incompetent than the guy who really wrote this?
Probably more like Ian's boyfriend wrote the article.
Or his boyfriends wife, who knows?
Ian's wife's boyfriend would be more alpha than Ian.
@@claytonhusted Ian's wife would be more alpha than ian.. 😂
“Hunting is obsolete,” quoth the man living in a country with over 70 million registered hunters
Holy shit, what's up sargon?
Add 1 more 😁
We’ll see how useless it is when the market crashes again
those that are registered
Wisconsin on opening day has the 6th largest army in the world in hunters and thats on opening day
As a contractor who learned or employs someone who knows those skills I fully support Ian’s decision to give me more money
10-4 lol
Neighbor and I work together building and fixing things for people who don't know how.....its actually hilarious the way their wives look disgusted when we show up and knock out a project.
@@halfassranch8363 LOL my dad did some piece work on the side to earn a bit of cash and happily gouged citidiots like this Ian dude.
The women were just beyond fed up at that point too, you could feel the hostile "USELESS LUMP!!!" running through their minds with those dagger eyes expressions.
@@rustyhowe3907 yeah we don't really gouge but we sure as fuck don't work cheap. Some of the jobs that we get paid good money for crack me up. Just got paid to change a couples furnace filters 🤪....but just like Micah says if someone wants to pay me to drive to the store buy the filter then install it.....I'm all for it.
I did offer to teach them how to diy.
@@rustyhowe3907 *cidiots
not CiTIdiots
@@diydunder3377 tHunK U 4 de grammarz datz I gots roight in da 1st place!
ian needs to stop taking life advise from his wifes boyfriend.
i think you got that wrong, he probably should take advise from him due to the fact that he is probably an actual man and that's why the wife is cheating
jackdanielzx He sounds like that one kid who used to hang out with girls in high school who still had a high pitched voice which made him seem more like a girl to them. He pretty much just told us to ditch our skills and go cook a cake. First off, that’s too easy, and second off, uh, where should I go to fix my car? It broke down in the countryside and I’m pretty sure that I could fix the engine belt since I have a spare in my car, but nope, I should just have it towed instead of fixing it on the side of the road and have a mechanic tell me that my engine sucks and I need a new one, or perhaps my torque converter had a scratch on it and now I need a whole new torque converter even though it isn’t leaking transmission fluid and the engine doesn’t abnormally rev up when I attempt to drive it, just so he can get a shit ton of my money when I didn’t even have to spend a dollar. And what do I do when I need to fix my house and I need to save money? Or what about when a person tries to rob my house with a freaking machete, and I don’t have a gun because I don’t want to stand up to violence in order to prevent it from affecting me? I guess when someone robs his house, I guess he will let them kill him and be happy in the afterlife for the robber, smiling down at the violent prick knowing that he will be happy with all the shit he stole from his house, and he will also be happy with the sight of him raping his dead girlfriend if he could actually get one in the first place, because he finally got to share her like a real friend would.
Damn gottem
HAHAHA
i believe that you mean his husbands boyfriend
"IAN, YOU IGNORANT SLUT!" had me rolling.
I wondered if anyone else got it
I want it on a t shirt
@@crazyredneck4931 is it a reference?
7:52 "Are you stupid are you high on bath salts?!" got me.
I thought it was a refrence from the office
As a woman I know how to do all these ‘obsolete’ things. Taught to me by the men in my family. Just like I can cook, care for others, do housework & garden and all the other things women do as I was taught by the women in my family.
This nonsense being pushed by woke millennial ‘citidiots’ (love that) is elitist snobbery. Women want men to be men too. We work together as a team the masculine & feminine. I so hope guys don’t actually listen to that crap.
A thousand up votes.
I am such a man who has spent hia life working on having a well-rounded set of these skills to pass down to my own children some day. But since I'm still single, I've been doing my best to make sure my nephew is gaining them. Every man should be sent down that road as early as possible.
*cidiots
had to be said. Syllables.
I couldn't have said it better myself!
Mrs Sanders
“Everyone should get punched in the face” Angry Cops
It’s a fact
@@onetrucksizedsalmon2962 😂 haha
@@onetrucksizedsalmon2962 😂 haha
“ skills that men no longer need to know” *lists things that everyone should know*
My only response to this blatant stupidity is "I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed..."
@@erikjohnson5549 didn't think of that but now that you say it I feel the same way...
watching this in may 2020 really makes this list more retarded
1:10 "Valentine's Day study finds many Americans would choose pizza over sex" is the real take-away from here
Exactly it doesn't matter man or woman, learn the basics, it'll also save so much money.
Ian lets his wife's boyfriend change the tires.
Gwynbleidd yeah Kyle is pretty cool like that
He would have his daughter teach him, unfortunately, his daughter's boyfriend always tells him to have her back by sundown.
@@michaellyndon6982 lol
@@ianboomsma7382 kyle just punches drywall and throws tantrums. I think you meant Jody
@@ianboomsma7382 Kyle was the last one. Tyrone is the current one. She likes to have fun.
“Jack of all trades master of none, better then being master of one” a mindset I think more people should have learn how to do many things
No no no. It's "Jack of all trades master of none. O F T E N better than a master of one"
Yeah, even if current items are not as effective because of its lack of mastery in a specific field. Who's to say that something that has Mastery in all fields wouldn't pop up
Western societies wants you to be specialized and weak to be more dependant on society and the governments. That's why woke movements are pushed in front.
@@Carpatouille every day I feel more and more like the joker, yesterday I wanted to burn the world, today I want to kill a furry vigilante
@@Anonymous-hx3pu that ending just sent me lmao
Ian is the kind of guy who calls roadside service to change his own tire, or ends up paying an HVAC tech 300 bucks to change a 15 dollar air filter.
"Violence solves nothing."
Violence: *Ends 99% of all human conflict.*
Yeah but it also begins a lot of it
@@ProjectEkerTest33 it is the escalation to violence that begins it. Most human conflicts are not started by people attacking eachother for no reason. And calmly talking things out is not always an option. So ultimately violence is the solution more often than it is the cause. Now do I think that violence should be the first resort? In most matters, no. But do I aknowledge it's use? Yes, very much so.
@@commanderclown8620 Fair enough
I mean if you are shit at violence you can go and sit down and if you are good at violence you can go sit down
@@fatassthebig Indeed. Quite right, that wooden chair is indeed made out of wood.
"Every man respects a master of his craft"
You´re god damn right, bro
Tbh I wouldnt respect the best male in the world at sucking dick
@@newerest1 Too quote Adam Corolla: "This gay porn stuff is harder than it look's."
@arnold jayeola lmao
i respect a man who is good at anything because of dedication
(granted not a man by any standards *yet*)
im an extremely late bloomer so i look 14 when im 18
As a member of the Ian community, we don't claim that "Ian"
We accept this proposal from the Ian delegation
Fellow Ian, are you aware of the council of Ians on FB?
At 9 years old, my dad had me doing tune ups and oil changes on his truck by myself. Learned to shoot, hunt and reload at 9. Learned a ton of “basic dude stuff” every guy should know in my early teens that equals not having to depend on anyone for anything. I passed it on to my son and daughters to not be helpless like Ian.
Ian sounds like the guy who thinks chocolate milk comes from brown cows
How have you described him so well?
So true though
Ian hasn't even seen a cow
Living in Wisconsin....
god this is so true
Comrade Penguinski He’s seen his mom though.
"Every man respects a master of his craft!"
Except for Crossword Puzzles.
Aesthetic Decision “tetris spawn”
Thats new
@Aesthetic Decision *Laughs in TETRIS*
Mastering crossword puzzles is a meh, while if you grouped that into a literary expert, like a writer, a linguist, or a public speaker is a respectable thing that it could group into. But if you are just good at crossword puzzles then that's not very respectable.
Thats because you can do other things as well
does FPS skills count?
I feel personally attacked by that article. Those are all skills that I'm striving to cultivate through my 20s
I’ve learned so much about cars just by doing my own repairs.
Working on cars isn’t hard, saves money and is very beneficial.
Same with fixing stuff in your home, really. You start with hanging some Mirrors, next is fixing some plumming here, adjusting a door hinge there, and next you know it, you're a handyman.
@@kcrtxbw.4349 "If they don't find you handsome, at leasg they'll find you handy," - Red Green
And it's fun as all hell, atleast for me
Neighbors -
"He's yelling again"
"Yeah I think he's drill sergeanting on the phone or something."
HAHAHA
Haha. I wonder if they ever get concerned.
I would take notes if I was his neighbor 😆
Doesn’t have neighbors...not a cidiot
Yelling? Oh good. I'll go check CZcams for a new vid. I could use a pick me up. 😄
Basically men should be
A) physically defenseless
B) Unconfrontational
C) Reliant on more skilled men
D) Reliant on Government Services
E) Reliant on authority
Great advice. Thanks.
A very shrewd observation indeed.
Gentrification of man.
All part of the plan.
I wonder if the Russians are rolling in the same do direction! They going meditate in the middle of a battle....
Pretty much you should be a chick
@lordofzeldafed the article is trying to basically make us women
It took my apartment 3 months to “fix” my dryer, to the point of getting me a new dryer. Still didn’t work, I spent 5 minutes with a dryer snake and fixed the problem myself, I then called the office and told them that their repairmen were useless. I had told them from the beginning that I figured it was a stuffed vent line. Who knew, young lady can fix stuff better than repairmen sometimes. Also, many women can use power tools and do things like fixing cars, hunting, and construction. I have done all of the above, not a huge deal.
The repairmen got back at you for identifying the problem by not fixing it & charging you for the insult.
@@doughesson if they can’t fix it the first half dozen times they were out, they are useless. It wasn’t a complicated problem, they even went so far as to replace the whole thing. They worked harder, not smarter.
but, but.... but yOu Don'T sEe tHat oN Tv !
No seriously, good for you !
@@kcrtxbw.4349 haha! Thanks, the repair guys at my apartment are legitimately useless. It really is a good idea for women to learn some of the basics of diagnosing and fixing problems like that.
I can operate a forklift, a chainsaw, log splitter, a 12 gauge pump. I can gap sparkplugs,sharpen my machete and bowsaw blades, hunt mushrooms ,turkey, and deer. I can also make a mean pot of spaghetti with sauce made from scratch AND homemade meatballs, just to name a few of the things that make me who I am. In the Ozarks where I grew up we have a term for guys like Ian-- SALLY! Rock on AC.
When I was younger I asked my parents If I can learn how to change the oil of the car along with the oil filter but they said no because they think only certified people at the dealership could do it. I’m dying to know that fucking skill.
Changing oil and the filter is not hard, but kinda messy, especially if you don't have a hoist. You also end up with the old oil and need to get that to some recycling facility or such. There are better things to learn to do on your car, like changing the tires and light bulbs, or how to give someone a jump start.
@@kcrtxbw.4349 true. Those are a solid baseline. Changing oil isn’t super bad tho. Definitely something you could CZcams imo. If anything, just make sure you put a garbage bag or something down in case you spill oil LOL obvious but you know
Look on CZcams, somebody will show you how to do it specific to your car. CZcams ain't just jokes!
Bruh. Walmart has underqualified teenagers who don't care doing oil changes so you can definitely do your own oil changes.
“Instead of hunting, learn how to cook”
Real life Error 404
Pretty sure if you know how to skin and clean an animal, cooking is the least difficult part.
It’s like he thinks hunters are blood hungry poachers who want to kill for fun, even though many people still hunt for food
Why the fuck can’t we do both
@@arifakyuz7673 I guess because he lives in a city and all hunters he knows are hunt for "sport" he thinks ALL modern day hunters do it for "sport". No, Ian..
Man, that would have been f'ckin epic a few thousand years ago.
Geez Ian, why not both?
1. Hunting AND cooking?
2. Fighting AND meditation?
3. Car repairs AND coding?
4. Home repairs AND decorations?
And be a normal wholesome man.
What’s honestly hilarious is that most of those pairings are taught together. Except coding since it’s relatively new. Cook what you kill the best cooks in my family are the ones who hunt OR have cooked for a very long time. Meditation is a HUGE part of martial arts. Maintaining your car should be a must. And maintaining and fixing your home is vital for saving money and not being helpless in the face of crisis like a pipe breaking or wind/hail/rain/water damage can all be quite expensive to fix. IMO decorating doesn’t require true skill (although there those who are skilled at it and therefore very good at it) a basic knowledge of colors and effective use of space and pretty much (no not everyone) anyone can do it. The articles author is obviously oblivious to the other side of his comment about most people not being able to afford homes. If we can’t afford a home what makes you think I can afford to be mugged or take my car to a mechanic every time something happens?? Just because we can’t afford them doesn’t mean that isn’t our ultimate goal. And when you finally do purchase a home there isn’t some masterclass for fixing your own home.
I can't see how hunting and cooking don't go together. What the hell do people hunt for? And home repair and decor, they too go together. Like you can't remodel without being able to build therefore repair.
This may come as a surprise to many people, but a calmer person that knows how to meditate helps make them a better fighter. Something about being able to think things through a lot better and not just act on impulse and broadcasting your intentions.
It is like this idiot wants to get rid of a skill for another not realizing that the skills go together.
I’m trying to imagine what would have happened if I didn’t know basic plumbing when a pipe burst during the winter.
My basement would have been flooded, my electrical box would have shorted, and it would have cost me thousands. Instead it cost me maybe 30 bucks to buy the correct fittings and a shark bite. And maybe an hour and a half of time.
Love hunting, helped me get into cooking.
@@blackguitarmaker1925 Imagine the possibilities if you put car maintenance and coding together.
I wonder if Ian’s wife’s boyfriend gave him the go-ahead to write his article.
He was the model for the skills list.
I like how when he goes outside he quits yelling. Not only is he a good point maker, but a respectable neighbor, too.
I just checked other articles Ian wrote and one of them is, “why men should pee sitting down”. I feel that explains everything about Ian slobber.
lmfaooooooo that explains a lot
hahahaha
Toilets, sure
Urinals, hell no!
@@thememe-museum8669 Why would you sit down to urinate into a toilet bowl unless you were also taking a shit?
@Sn0w Ballz Fair enough.
“Physical fighting doesn’t solve anything try meditation”
Me getting beat up “Nama stay away from me”
Dang, that caught me so off guard. Nice.
Oh shit 😂😂😂😂
This is genius
Hopefully they're not like namaste here and keep tearing your ass up
“Oooooooooohhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmm”
learning martial arts actually also teaches you to be calmer and often also works meditatively.... AND you can still defend yourself when it comes to it.
When my grandfather was alive, I don't remember him ever going to a mechanic for anything. He did it all himself. Some projects were too big for the do-it-yourself types. Painting the outside of his home, adding an addition...those things were hired out. My grandfather was also a great gardener and kept his yard in immaculate condition. These skills were passed down to his son - my father - who then passed them to my brother and me.
Yes skills, power, age, courage, responsibility is what makes a male a man
"Be helpless, waste money."
-Ian Stobber (abridged)
And time. I've waited for roadside assistance. Almost two hours on I-45 ten miles outside of Dallas for a couple jugs of coolant because I'd already fixed the radiator hose but of course my coolant was already spread along a mile of highway. I can change a tire in under ten minutes. I can push start a manual transmission or jump start an automatic in five. I have a can of starter fluid to track down vacuum leaks and a roll of silicone tape to temp patch any hoses that can't just be trimmed down. I have a spare piece of high pressure fuel line and the cute little bitty hose clamps to put it on with.
I also have gloves, so I don't even have to get my hands dirty to avoid sitting around on the side of the road waiting hours for the kinds of simple 10-20 minute repairs that 90% of unexpected car failures need.
@liam Anderson I carry at least a gallon in the back of the car at all times since then.
The "obsolete skills" he refers to begin at the 1:50 mark
Sounds interesting. If you'd please turn the video on already...
I hate liberals
@@rawmilkdrinker don't we all
Kay but that car mechanic rant was hilarious.
The article got changed the next day, after we destroyed them in the comments.
I just love how he's doing this whole video in a Deathly Hallows shirt lol. Love this dude, a freaking riot
"Why be a man when I can pay a man?" - Ian. Probably... No definitely.
Kid I know -"Who did all that work and exhaust on your truck? It sounds great!"
Me - "Me."
"But you're a pipefitter."
"And a welder, and can do carpentry, and ran my own lighting and built my own harnesses..."
"I wanna be like you" was probly what he thought but was too shocked to say it.
"Why do you want to learn how to fight?"
"So that I don't have to."
Zero Fighter exactly.
Better to be a warrior in a garden than a gardener in a war
@Chimera XDX exactly... ow wait...
@gillecroisd 92
Shall not be infringed.
An armed populace is a safe populace.
I have a fucked up meme.
“every man respects a master of his craft. Men can see and appreciate the dedication of others.” Ive never heard a more true statement.
Used to know a guy who looked like the stereotype of a bike gang member; about 6'4", built like a linebacker, long hair, huge beard, awesome at crochet.
Turns out his wife got him started on crochet when they were dating, after he damaged one of his hands in an accident. It built back his motor skills in that hand, and he'd been doing it for around 20 years when I met him.
Never could figure out how he managed to not tangle his beard up in it as fast as he was.
Yes, this is a true statement. However, humanity is imperfect. There are assholes in this world. But, you should know, for every asshole, there are at least 20 people who respect your skill.
@@kd5nrh As far as I know, crochet is really great for building coordination and is also a really good therapy, and by the end, you'll have a nice whatever to put on a table, by the door or even wear it.
I'm aspiring to be an MMA fighter and I'm also learning crochet with my mom, it's really cool.
My craft is being fast at cross word puzzles. I'm Ian Stobbe.
I’ve always said I love watching anyone do anything they’re an expert in. It’s mesmerizing.
This is just a list of things I was never taught and now really wish I knew how to do, leaving me feeling like a useless member of society.
I'm Active Duty (O w/19 years) and I love all your videos but this one is probably my favorite. Several years ago, while HUNTING, I got stuck (I have a 4x4 now) and had to wait on someone to come pull my truck out of the Georgia sugar sand. That made me decide to go on an "Outdoor Survival" binge for years...learning everything I could about being self reliant enough to keep my butt alive in the woods. That lended itself to learning how to fix dang near everything I own from a simple light switch to a rear seal in my car to, just yesterday, converting a brand new natural gas oven to liquid propane. It's not hard folks and it saves a crap ton of money! Within the last week I have also started prepping a vegetable garden and also spent a night in the ER. Yeah, spent and most of a day in the hospital then came home and converted a stove the next night! Holy crap I have never heard such garbage as "code instead of fixing your car." Geeze...just when I thought it couldn't get any worse...it did.
Number 1 skill that men don’t need- writing liberal feminist bs in a men’s magazine.
That's a detraction that the world can live without. I bet he's the kind of guy to claim PTSD after shooting an AR-15 if he dared even get around it.
Also regarding recoil, most guns aren't that bad after you handle something in a stupidly large caliber or handle a rifle in a full powered cartridge with a 16" barrel. Anyone claiming the AR-15 has massive recoil I challenge to shoot an M95 Stutzen Steyr carbine in 8x56RS. A lot of other guns look far less intimidating after shooting something like that.
@@Lv-sl3rm
Dishka*
*Guy breaks into my house with the intent of murdering me*
*Me: Proceeds to meditate*
Bad guy: What is he doing? Is he going super sayan? Shit I should leave.
It actually says mediate, not meditate.
Mediation is a useful skill to have, but I'm not going to bet my jaw on it stopping a punch that's already flying.
Embrace tranquility !!
Then let your astral projection float away.
Simple.
Step 1: assume lotus sitting position
Step 2: meditate
Step 3: open your chakras
Step 4: float above his reach
Step 5: laugh at him from above, like a condescending bird
Smashes my window, climbs in, goes through my wallet.
Wakes up sees what he is doing gets up
*PULLS OUT YOGA MAT*
This article can be boiled down to "why not both". They're literally asking someone to not learn something just cuz they want them to learn something else instead? Nothing he listed is "obsolete" like he states. You should always strive to have as much knowledge on everything you can that could affect your life.
I think ian has taken more shots to the face than most of us
"Be helpless, rely on others for everything."
That's a tune men of 2020 seem to be dancing to m8
Your PFP makes this all better
@Adolf Hitler Depends on the government and if they can be trusted to put the nation and its people above all else.
Adolf Hitler, Dude, Change your name....
Adolf Hitler why are you happy with the name of one of the worst people in history as you account name...
"Fighting doesn't solve anything"
World history begs to differ.
" … I was not making fun of you personally; I was heaping scorn on an inexcusably silly idea - a practice I shall always follow. Anyone who clings to the historically untrue and thoroughly immoral doctrine that violence never settles anything I would advise to conjure up the ghosts of Napoleon Bonaparte and the Duke of Wellington and let them debate it. The ghost of Hitler could referee and the jury might well be the Dodo, the Great Auk, and the Passenger Pigeon. Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor, and the contrary opinion is wishful thinking at its worst. Breeds that forget this basic truth have always paid for it with their lives and their freedoms.”
Lt. Col. Jean V. Dubois (Ret.), p. 26
Mr_No_One You fight to defend yourself and people you care about.Thats why there is a need for a military force in every country
people who says this shit never been in a fight
That's my argument to everyone who says violence is pointless
Or shames me or any of my friends for joining the military
Almost all of the world's conflicts have been resolved with military action or rebellion
Alessia Crecco yeah, I mean, the British learned the hard way that people don’t like being oppressed, and how did they learn that? THE AMERICAN MCFUCKIN REVOLUTIONARY WAR. (so did the French, but nobody much cares bout them.)
Damn straight on hunters knowing how to cook. Granted, I'm not much of a hunter (though I plan to be), I am a decent fisher. And I can cook one hell of a trout or salmon meal
i like to think that angry started the "This Old Crackhouse" series entirely just to spite ian.
As a mechanic I disagree. Let them throw money at me 😂
I know the basics of mechanical engineering, I thank my dad for teaching me and my mom for supporting me to be a man
Don’t worry at the rate some of these millennials are going you maybe the first mechanic to become a millionaire. Just don’t tell the IRS shh lol
Small engine mechanic here! Let's start reeling in the money😆😆😆
Lol
Opportunist!!!
Ian's wife's boyfriend approves of this article.
There's a guy who gets pegged several times a week.
Ian gets donkey punched by his wife's boyfriend LOL
😂😂😂
And Ian asks for seconds...because he thinks violence is bad, m'kay.
Hey my names ian :'(
@@ianleavitt8333 Present company excepted :-)
Knowing how to change your oil, transmission fluid ,a tire,brake lines, and drive a standard transmission should be part of the test to get a driver's license
I just found this awesome channel but had to comment on this one!
I code at work and spend my day clacking a keyboard. I also changed the valve cover on my car's engine for less than a hundred bucks. Paying someone to do that would have cost more than the car is worth. I've done brakes, filters, oil changes, and other basic repairs on the cars and saved thousands of dollars over the years. I'm not a mechanic I just possess basic common sense!
I'm also a (borderline) millennial who owns a house and has done a lot of his own plumbing, electrical, carpentry, and drywall work!
Every skill you add to your mental toolset makes you better!
As a mechanic I want to say that yes it is out of date to fix your own car please bring it to my dealer ship.... I need the over time.
Hahaha... Nice try
Drumming up business I see... Good marketing move.
lol dumbasses actually pay me to change oil
Tyrone Lannister i get payed to change tires and oil so I just one upped you (._.)
@@brmarines3225 Yeah but you need a 30k machine to change a tire, changing oil is just a screw and a filter lol
I legit never saw him so pissed in one of his rants before. This is gold.
Right!😂 I knew right off the bat he was pretty pissed but at 7:20 thats when it really showed! Like oh fuck, hes actually getting pretty damn mad.🤣
This man will become a legend. I’m hoping he will become journalist for ask MEN when they decide they want to regrow their balls and want to put some hair on their chest. Oh wait that may not be “manly” anymore. Is their chief editor a lesbian feminist or a male feminist with his ball in a jar at his moms house.
Very very angry man
The only thing I've seen that he's been legit more pissed off about was the out of shape cop who left his rifle sitting on the side of the road leaning against a car.
Brendan Wood wow just 😯 wow
Iv never felt so insecure about my inadequacies that I felt the need to write an article trying to convince everyone else that they are the ones wasting their time.
The “oh shoot, getting hit doesn’t hurt that bad” quote from the fighting and meditating thing can apply to anything, “oh shoot, gutting a deer isn’t that gross” “oh shoot, fixing my car isn’t that hard” “oh shoot, fixing my sink isn’t that confusing”
It sounds like a feminist scold wrote this steaming pile of bad advice. Great job, AC.
BunnyGalore lmfao
I feel like it's just some moron who's potential caps out at being an Assistant Manager of a McDonald's. It's like he doesn't understand that you can learn how to fix a car AND code or how to fix things around the house (yes even if you're renting) AND decorate. Like, people can learn multiple skills guy lol
he makes a bunch of shit points, lets go through them
1. hunting. he claims that hunting gives you a better idea of where your food is coming from by going in nature to kill an animal. That perception of how we get our meat is so off base it is ridiculous. The animals harvested for their meat are grown in factories and have nothing to do with peacefully killing a single animal.
1a. he suggests that all hunters know how to cook bc they hunt. Im sure there is a hint of truth to that, but i would be willing to bet that many hunters kill the animal, take it to a butcher, then hand it to their wives. Either that or they cook it in some mediocre way and know how to cook very few dishes.
2. fighting. If youre not an asshole, youre probably not going to get into a fight. He claims that getting punched isnt that dangerous, but he is so incredibly wrong. People die from fighting regularly. The article shouldve suggested conflict resolution/deescalating an altercation instead of meditation. getting punched in the face and not getting that hurt isnt proof that youre not a pussy. It is only proof that the guy didnt hit you hard enough to knock your brain on your skull.
3. fixing cars. I agree with his comments. you should know how to fix your car. not to be a manly man, but to save your money.
4. learn how to decorate instead of fix shit. I agree with his comments.
while I agree with a bit of this dude's opinions, he needs to lighten up and lay off the male vitality pills.
@@roji556 Yup!
😁😁😁
Ask men: stop hunting
*now I'm gonna staaaaaarve*
-Patrick Star/ P-Star7
@ąղժɾҽա ҍɾąժӀҽվ
What the fuck
@ąղժɾҽա ҍɾąժӀҽվ
What in the name of the nra and usa are you talking about?
@ąղժɾҽա ҍɾąժӀҽվ
BUT WHY
WHY DO I NEED TO KNOW THIS
I DONT LIKE TO HEAR GAY THINGS
IVE BEEN SCARRED
@ąղժɾҽա ҍɾąժӀҽվ That's...not how that joke works.
I was intentionally not taught how to change a tire because “girls shouldn’t have to do those things.” Guess who was trapped on a bridge alone for hours and couldn’t help herself? I immediately learned.
For every 8 old timers leaving trades 1 kid joins thank you to this article because I will be paid for that 7 people's work rather than just 1 person's work.
It is better to be a warrior in a garden than a gardner in a war.
I was gonna like this comment, but I didn't want to change the number from 69.😁
The Athenians disagree
For real dude, most guys these days are acting like it’s fucking harvest moon and there’s literally no danger in the world 😂 how ignorant can you be? I hope an alien war starts so we can all learn a hard lesson
@@LWLProductions Hmmmn, like most Gurkha's??
@@wolfetteplays8894 mind you, these are the same dudes that put on a dress and get cornholed by some guy behind wendys.
"Physical fighting doesn't solve anything" I'll meditate next time I get stabbed
Nice. And these are the people who want to attack (with violence at times) the people who don't agree with them.
Yeah next time I deploy I'll just meditate when we come under attack
"Physical fighting doesn't solve anything". Explain what Hitler was to that communist fascist.
UK knife laws be like
If you get stabbed enough you end up meditating for ever. Kinda crazy to think about. Most people call it dying but “forever meditation” sounds cool
One of the things I love about watching these videos is I feel like you remind me of many conversations we'd have back in the day hanging out in the track or sitting at Red Con 1 waiting to move out.
"Everyone should get punched in the face." Been saying that for decades.
Once he said everyone should learn mixed martial arts, I started to think about how much better high school hallway fights would be.
They would be, because NOT fighting unless necessary is the #1 thing taught in every martial art I know of
Even more so when they start making the cheesy kungfu movie sounds
@@terrybaker1878 High schoolers absolutely would do that
yea its kinda true that the fights at my school were just very mobile hugging contests. just grab on eachother's shoulder and throw yourselves at locker walls. that was boring to see so it'd be cool to see more kids just nail cool chokeholds and respectfully tapout when points have been proven.
@@filmandfirearms I know that me and my high school friends would have.
Bet Ian sleeps on the couch when his wife's boyfriend spends the night
Rich Ski Yeah i always let Kyle take the bed im polite 😊
@@ianboomsma7382 HOLY SHIT ITS THE DICK TWITCH WHOS NEVER BEEN KICKED IN THE BALL NOR HAS HE BEEN THROUGH PUBERTY WHATS UP 😂
No no you got it wrong he’s holding his wife’s hair all awhile his wife is getting pound by her boyfriend
@@ianboomsma7382 of course his name is fuckin kyle
I bet he lets his wife's boyfriend drink his beer.
Mechanic here, thanks for being a dumb*ss Ian! and keeping me employed! Much appreciated!
I bought a car and three days later a bearing in the trans blew up. I asked a repair shop the price and they said 3k probably. That weekend I had the transmission torn apart on my kitchen floor with tools I borrowed from work. No idea how any of it worked but I fixed it and it sparked my desire to become a mechanic.
I bet if you told Ian his blinker clicks because his blinker fluid is low, he'd believe you
Sadly I had a friend who bought into muffler bearings.
@Thomas Borisov your exhaust must rotate real smoothly.
Definitely not because one bulb is out causing more voltage then required to go to the other bulbs in the circuit, no no. Gotta top off that fluid for your hydraulic blinker system, which MUST have some form of pump to manage the opening and closing of the, well. You know, I wouldn't even know HOW to build a hydraulic blinker system now that I think about it lmao. But that's okay neither does Ian :)
@@sharkyhennessey6551 my friend actually welded an axle bearing to his exhaust pipe just to prove the exhaust bearing joke to people by showing them. When they don’t see one on their car he tells them it must have gotten so bad it fell the fuck off. Works so often it’s tragic lmao
Give him a left handed screwdriver and tell him to add blinker fluid after he removed to gizmo!
Oh boy. An eleven minute Angry video.
This is gonna be good.
Almost 12 ;)
I once rented a house and the landlord said to call them when any maintenance issue arose. I had a leaky toilet and called and they told me they'd have someone there in a week. I decided to fix it myself. Fixed the plumbing, new wax ring and when I called the landlord to tell them not to bother I got accused of breaking my lease.
When I bought my last 3 homes my previous 2 wives said I should hire someone to fix any problem. I didn't. It got fixed faster and cheaper than I could hire anyone for. Thank God I grew up in a house that had parents teaching you to be self-sufficient!
Im a building manager I totally appreciate a tenant like you. I would buy you a case of beer or buy you dinner if you did that for me
I'm a woman and I'm like the f is he thinking. I hunt, help fix things in the house, and can do some stuff with a car. He must be one of those people that any "old time" skills are useless but the day his power goes out for a few hours he is freaking out because Alexa isn't working.
Ian obviously hasn't ever renovated a crack house.
Yes LMAO
I bet he had newer seen a hammer in person
@@gennadyreshetnikov5948 oh he's seen a hammer. Best believe... he has very intimate knowledge of hammers.
@@jonnybgoode7742 Nice
Lol!
I love how he started losing the "Angry Cop" persona and was literally becoming offended by this guy. Got to be a special kind of stupid to make him hate you on a personal level.
Oof right?
@@ladytitanic5180 damn right
I work near an AFB, I was told by someone who was definitely ranked, "I wish my cadets had half the situational awareness you do".
This is simply because he came there often, and I have seen him at all hours of the day, and each time my greeting was tailored to his demeanor which wasn't very consistent.
My ability to pick up on a problem immediately upon entering a room, or judge someone's general disposition at just a glance, is uncanny in every sense of the word.
I genuinely do have a super-power. That's to thrive on the moment. I have clear fight instincts, and not flight. Blessed with that. I cook under pressure.
Been a year and this is video that got my sub. The common sense from AC' gives me hope. Keep on keepin-on.
“A man respects a master of his craft”
Amen to that brother
Also: I know how to code AND perform basic maintenance on my car, be a master of whatever trade you can get your hands on and nothing can stop you
A women also respects any master at their craft. Something a website dedicated to inspiring men might have bothered to emphasize.
Literally learn every useful skill you can
Jack of all trades, master of one.
@@inkmaster5480 It's good to know everything for starters.
I LEARNED LUA AND PYTHON,and looking forward to learning more
“Don’t fix your car, learn how to code.” Tuners “ am I a joke to you”
Tuning a car is not coding. Using a program is modifying data points in a preset program to adjust minute changes in timing, air fuel, boost shift points. For optimum power and efficiency throughout the speed and rev range. Making the code to have the physical computer run coded program to modify computer in said car is coding.
@@neilgelinas9926 we get it... you know the difference between coding and tuning...
@@neilgelinas9926 You must be fun at parties.
All car guys
Why not both?
Best part about all of these is realizing that you don't have to be an absolute grand master at them; just good enough to be handy, which gives you the confidence to learn more. And it's that confidence that makes you a real man.
Sure, I'll never be able to strip an engine down to its component parts and rebuild it blindfolded. But I know how to change my own spark plugs and cables, light bulbs and filters on my car, and am learning how to change the oil.
And I can't exactly build a house from studs to roof. But I'm capable of replacing light fixtures, fans, wall sockets, toilets and water piping, and I recently learned how to replace broken roof shingles and clear out clogged gutters.
Keep being willing to at least try to do stuff on your own, and expertise will follow. And with that expertise comes true manliness.
Alternate title: How to be a generic Try Guy metrosexual clone.
How to be a weak soyboy that can make any basic works
@@FrostBiteArt I've got 2 "males " in my family that are just like this!! My daughter does the car work, yard work and fixes shit in the house. And my oldest sister does everything for her 30 year old basement dweller son. Very cringe to see !
@@lorireed8046 why the fuck dont you teach them then
@@fastcow7013 Hmm these "males" are 30 years old. Refuse to learn shit much less DO anything. Can't help those that refuse to learn/grow. But, yes blame someone else for them failing. 👍
Really? I thought this was the manual on how to be a soy boy. Hm. Learn something new everyday.
Lol
My wife changed my tire when i had a flat but at least i can finish a crossword puzzle.
Pffft, funny
I don't know anything original or even smart to say.
A few years back, I saw a man and a woman stopped in a parking lot. The woman was changing a flat, the man was sitting on a folding chair playing guitar. That's what I get for living in a progressive city
@@nateinsane4023 I mean changing a tire isnt a thing that is realy complicated. Everyone can do that.
@@TheTheLifeIsHard And everyone should know how! But the man should at least help her
Have you ever heard of Alan Turing? The man who invented the very first computer and along with a team of men and a woman selected in large part based on how good at crossword puzzles they were cracked the Germans encryption method, Enigma. By doing this they saved tens of thousands of Allied soldiers lives and as many if not even significantly more civilian lives. It's estimated to have accelerated the end of the war by two years and was instrumental in planning D-Day. So maybe you can't change a flat tire, but you can become a legendary historical figure. You could also be thrown in jail and only released on the condition of chemical castration because you were caught sleeping with a man a few years after making quite possibly the largest contribution to the war effort by any one man
Fighting got me out of some bad situations that I didn’t even cause. It’s a good skill to know where you stand.
I love this. Especially the part about fighting. As someone who dealt with a shed ton of emotional issues growing up including a diagnosed anger and aggressive issue my social workers refused to allow me permission to practice any martial arts believing making my body stronger would make me a greater threat to the people around me. After my teacher (a behavioural support worker) introduced me to boxing (he's an ex-boxer himself) I learned I was capable of restraint far more than any of other adult would give me credit for. To this day I believe that training in martial arts also teaches and conditions restraint and control on the person training. Let's your kids do martial arts.
Hunting was how I learned gun safety, learned to respect wildlife, and taught me to not give up on any circumstance
Bro! Same!
man hunting taught me not to point a gun at something i didnt intend to shoot. and it taught me weapons handling... like hell as soon as i have a freezer big enough which hopefully will be this hunting season im gonna go get myself a deer or moose and love every minute of eating that delicious meat.
Some people are accidentally dropped on their head as a kid, but I believe the writer of that article was thrown with the might of Zeus through a cement wall
His mom probably tripped and yeeted him into a wall as she fell
@@tacticalmeme732 Flex tape would probably help fix that. Just don't get it from Soulja Boy, he'll just take your money and skiddaddle.
this made me laugh so much, good joke
Sean Przybylski I had quite some damage to my head when I was young but man he must have been traumatized with how dumb he is
Brandon King no his mom tried to abort him and failed, so she dropped him from a 3 story building onto his head, it still didn’t kill him so he was put up for adoption but no one wanted him so he lived in an orphanage and learned no skills
Here's the kicker, IAN. Men should not only KNOW or at least HAVE A GREATER understanding of the stuff you just mentioned, but guess what? They can/should KNOW MORE. Just like AC said, you can learn to garden or hell even basic sewing techniques because my MOM taught me that. Now I can fix a hem or a rip in my shorts from a terrible taco Tuesday. IAN is limiting and boxing up what a MAN should be ... why can't I be an excellent hunter, know how to meditate, fix my tire, garden some kick ass peppers or if the occasion calls for it, punch a MFer?! Ian wipes the tip of a his pee pee after he pees with lavender baby wipes. Gah!!!!! ...great vid ac.
Love this video! Sharing all over the place. When I was told a few years ago that kids aren't being taught to read a f'n tape measure, I nearly lost it. How the fk can you function in life as a man without the ability to read a simple tape measure?!? One thing modern education is doing is making sure that those of us who do contractor work will always be in demand.
"I bought a 1999 jeep just to learn how to fix cars..."- American Hero 2019 😍😍🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
The '88 Jeep Comanche will teach you more than a '99 Anything ever will:
1) What a straight-6 is.
2) Why it's awesome.
3) Oil. How it works. What to do when it doesn't work.
4) How to powerslide... How to correct a powerslide.
5) What an understeer is... What to do when you can't correct it.
6) How to fix an old Jeep you crashed.
i bought an 87' HMMWV. I love my humvee
Dee Jay bro, a 99 Jeep uses the same engine as an 88 Comanche. Lol
@@deejay9474 I have a 98 Wrangler with a straight 6 in it.... In fact, I just put it back on the road a month ago after rebuilding the engine. Hadn't done one in almost 20 years.
Sounds like this guy upset that he can’t fight, fix stuff, hunt, or in general be reliable in inconvenient situations
And worse, he's trying to bring everyone else down with him instead of fixing himself
He has no friends either.
That is what he sounds like.
Sounds like his mom gave him a list of why he hasn’t left the basement and he just projected it outward.
Sad thing is that Guys like him are the reason so many Crafts are gone now.
Bone Breakers? Gone. And no they didnt break bones, it did jsut sound like it. they basically were Chiropracters for animals (Horses, Cows, Donkeys etc). Interestingly the Horse Race Buisness is the one that suffers the msot from that. Since you know ... leg snt broken but just "missaligned" ... well no one can fix that so shot the Horse anyway.
Or "Feilenschläger" (sorry dont know the english translation). Basically People who manually did create a File. Wood or Metal ... i got you. Also the People who could repair yours for cheap.
But the worst i witness is People cant fix Chisel anymore. The tiny hardened bit o nyour 11 Inch Chisel is gone? Well ... time to buy a new one. Because so few People nowadays know how to proerly harden the tip again.
Just last Week i had to go to our Production Building (im from the Paint department btw) to harden a Chisel again. Because the shops arent open. And all the 20 Year olds there have no clue how to do it. Even though they did spend 6 Weeks during their Aprenticeship doing Smith Work. They should know how to ... or at least should be forward enough to at least try.
Nope ... its gone .. .its broken. Time to buy a new one.
and yes normally there are more People in the Company who know how to do that. But sicne they are in an seperate Building and one of them got tested positive. They are all at home atm.
There's no warnings in a street fight, so how the hell are you gonna mediate something you don't know is coming?
Dude you're awesome...I enjoy the hell out of your videos....give em hell boss
This article should be called "How to take a real man and make him into a soy boy"
Also, "Cidiot" is my new favorite word.
@cody austin
Yes. Soy is lowest on the food chain, of course. They want to make real men extinct. It's disgusting.
@cody austin *sigh*
*i don't understand humanity*
@cody austin me: Yeah
*shame how i couldn't do it due to Covid*
I didn't learn how to fix it
But i promise you
Im neither alpha nor beta
Im *A human*
@cody austin Yeah i know that joke
@cody austin but doesn't poly couples exist?
Artlicle should be titled 7 IMPORTANT SKILLS ALL MEN SHOULD LEARN IMMIDIATELY
Spot on! Also how to shoot and maintain a firearm.
I don’t know why. But when Angrycops said that crossword puzzles aren’t useful. I immediately thought of a bomb, that can only be defused by a crossword puzzle.
The funny thing is that some of these in my opinion aren't masculine, they're just common sense, like learning to fix a car or fixing things around your home or even hunting.
My chest hair grew another inch thanks to your completely sensible rage, outfuckingstanding Sarn't hahaha
My dick grew another inch because of what that citidiot wrote🍌
Didn't miners get fired and buzzfeed told em to learn how to code? And they got hellah backlash?
@@MrSir-wp3fr Viagra comes in soy form now huh lol
@@f.palmero5010 Dunno, don't care. Buzzfeed (which I said nothing about in original comment) doesn't matter.
Haaa omg this is great
I learned plumbing to save $2k on a water heater install.
Knowing myself I'd manage to destroy the building's plumbing system.
@@meandmetoo8436 just code in a fix.
The Terrible Animator yeah, just code in your digital plumbing, it’s the *e n v i r o n m e n t a l* thing to do
2k is to much to install if it's for a normal house
Well done. However, if you know Ian, charge him 4k
“Are you high on bath salts right now,”…i’m dying 😂 and love the shirt
If everyone stops being fixers of stuff who will fix Ian's Prius when it breaks down?
Ian hasn't thought this thru...
This dude’s entire world view relies on “why would I do it when I can pay someone else to do it?” Everything he just said is literally what makes up weak man children.
I literally grew up too poor to pay anyone. The cheap alternative for me and my family was to fix stuff ourselves. Good learning experience. Now I can machine, weld, 3d print, work with wood, and am trying to get a small time leather business off the ground. It still surprises me that this stuff isn't common knowledge and am also surprised when people say that my "jack of all trades and master of none" mentality is anything special. It's just how I grew up. I'm the "sissy city kid" of my family if that says anything about the culture I grew up in.
@@isaiahcampbell488 I wish I could've learned anything useful, the only useful thing I got taught when I was younger was how to end someone's life if, AND ONLY IF, I need to.
@@Anonymous-hx3pu Thats the great thing about it though. Knowledge is free and something you can obtain everyday. You still can learn. Dont be afraid to try. And look at the silver linings; at least you know how to kill someone if the time calls for it. I was taught that as well, but I dont nesscesarly consider that a bad thing. Id rather have and not need than to need and not have. No knowledge is truly useless.
I'm also sorry about that. ❤
there is no such thing as a weak man children. that's not how men behave so that would make the person a little cry baby bitch child or fem boy rather than a man child
Long rant and storytime: Unless you have a certain injury or disability that prohibits you from doing something, if you have the capability to do something (especially if you're a man) you should do it yourself.
Basic things such as moving furniture, putting things together, and maintaining appliances and machinery and other mechanical devices are things that all men, to one degree or another, should be able to do. I've moved tables around my house, helped my parents assemble shelves, put together a weight machine, helped my dad move packages to and from different homes, worked in food pantries, volunteered at my church, and helped clean a poor old widow's yard shortly after Hurricane Harvey.
Just a few hours ago, me and my younger brother helped my dad disassemble, move, and reassemble a few beds into different parts of the house. My mama wanted the softer bed from the bedroom downstairs to be moved upstairs, and the beds from the upstairs room moved out. So the aforementioned three of us did what she wanted, and moved the beds as needed. It's a pain in the rear end, but it's not rocket science. I'm 18, my dad's 48, and my brother's 13, and the three of us were able to move the beds to where they need to go. It's time-consuming, but it's not impossible.
It's appalling that someone like this Ian guy would say, "Hey, I'm just going to pay a contractor or let someone else who's 'more experienced than me' do this" while simultaneously saying that the contractor's skill is irrelevant or obsolete in this modern day. You want to go "ask men"? How about, Ian, you talk to contractors or tradesmen, or get some advice from engineers or firefighters or law-enforcement officers or military personnel, even male volunteers at local food pantries. You know, real men who know how to take responsibility for their own actions and use their own strength and ability to do basic things that are always essential and important in this world, instead of just letting them do all the work for you as you drink a latte with 7 different sugars and preservatives in it and sit on the toilet playing Brawl Stars on your phone?
As an aspiring Marine, and a member of the "Zoomer" generation (the newest upcoming generation who's attached and addicted to luxuries such as electronics and junk food) I'm glad that I have genuine men such as the ones listed up above to look to for assistance and inspiration for self-development instead of wusses such as Ian, the "gentleman" he is. I don't even know if I should call him a "gentleman" since you need to be a man in order to be a gentleman, and Ian isn't even a boy. Just an entitled and spoiled brat who's never been spanked as a kid.