My First VA Experience / Surgery

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  • čas přidán 8. 09. 2024
  • Ill be out for a while recovering Support the Channel here: angry-cops.com/
    and here : / angrycops
    I had never utilized the VA before and wanted to document the process I went through for my multiple hernia surgery. I went in expecting to have one hernia operated on (which was exiting from my belly button), but ended up having an additional 2 hernias, on both sides of my groin, fixed as well. Join me and the shenanigans before and after my surgery.
    The views expressed on this page or any derivative therefrom are those of myself and do not reflect the official policy or position of the Department of Defense, the New York Army National Guard, or U.S. Government. ~ A.C.

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  • @alexanderblackburn4520
    @alexanderblackburn4520 Před 3 lety +1323

    "Welcome to the VA, we give you a second chance to die for your nation"

    • @LCAC75
      @LCAC75 Před 3 lety +48

      That is classic.

    • @cavalrytrooper3247
      @cavalrytrooper3247 Před 3 lety +33

      May each and every employee there burn like a candle in hell for all eternity.

    • @Leroys_Stuff
      @Leroys_Stuff Před 3 lety +6

      Damn truth

    • @alexanderblackburn4520
      @alexanderblackburn4520 Před 3 lety +22

      My VA just sent me an $1100 dollar bill for an out of system appointment that they set up, do to a 5 month wait time in the VA.

    • @Rapture_11B
      @Rapture_11B Před 3 lety +3

      God damnit I can pee

  • @niatgaming7146
    @niatgaming7146 Před 3 lety +4268

    Doctor: "Nurse please remove the catheter."
    Nurse: *Removes catheter*
    Nurse: "Um, I think something went wrong."
    Doctor: "Wash my signature off this man's body, I'm getting the hell out of here."

    • @7LemonFire11
      @7LemonFire11 Před 3 lety +117

      Omg 🤣🤣🤣

    • @DingleFlop
      @DingleFlop Před 3 lety +79

      Jesus Christ XD

    • @AngryCops
      @AngryCops  Před 3 lety +1278

      they knew i would come for them

    • @sometimesfunny681
      @sometimesfunny681 Před 3 lety +231

      In nurses ear piece "good job agent 47, get to the extraction point"

    • @EddieGalois
      @EddieGalois Před 3 lety +25

      Still expected to pay for the fuckup ofc

  • @JamesBond-lj6ms
    @JamesBond-lj6ms Před 3 lety +2897

    “I’m gonna have someone shave me” would of been perfect for a manscaped plug

    • @mitchmac9287
      @mitchmac9287 Před 3 lety +39

      Someone get this drill some GrubHub now!!!

    • @deanparlapanides1152
      @deanparlapanides1152 Před 3 lety +5

      we were all thinking the same thine bro

    • @Laarye
      @Laarye Před 3 lety +19

      You beat me by 30 minutes, *knife hands*, It was my fault for being late *knife hands*
      *knife hands*

    • @stans5270
      @stans5270 Před 3 lety +25

      Notice that he didn't mention that Navy dude's name that shaved him.

    • @stephengalindo6340
      @stephengalindo6340 Před 3 lety

      I was waiting.... And disappointed

  • @aceofspadesguy4913
    @aceofspadesguy4913 Před 3 lety +599

    Imagine being one of the staff tending him and every time you walk in on him he’s videoing himself talking about how his tip hurts.

    • @lemax6865
      @lemax6865 Před 3 lety +37

      Believe me, we've seen much, much worse things. This is downright family-friendly by nursing staff standards.

    • @hypsin
      @hypsin Před 3 lety +6

      Just the tip

  • @benjamindover2601
    @benjamindover2601 Před 3 lety +841

    Going to VA is like a lucky dip, they'll fix what you went in for but they'll also surprise you with a new health problem.

    • @cavalrytrooper3247
      @cavalrytrooper3247 Před 3 lety +57

      Like sudden dying syndrome from complications that shouldn't exist in first world medical care?

    • @CharlieBravoTango
      @CharlieBravoTango Před 3 lety +36

      Kind of like going to the shop for an oil change.

    • @17luckynumbers
      @17luckynumbers Před 3 lety +22

      @@CharlieBravoTango and they forget to put the plug back in after the oil change and you end up blowing your motor! 🤣

    • @MrSubielove
      @MrSubielove Před 3 lety +10

      @Dalton Roadhouse only go to the va for claims, never try to get medical attention there.

    • @cavalrytrooper3247
      @cavalrytrooper3247 Před 3 lety +3

      @@MrSubielove truth

  • @foreststroble748
    @foreststroble748 Před 3 lety +699

    "Trying to keep this a... Family show"
    30 sec later: "SMOOTH BALLS!!"

    • @nexusdrop7863
      @nexusdrop7863 Před 3 lety +14

      Really depends on the kind of family doesn't it?

    • @IAMFOOZY
      @IAMFOOZY Před 3 lety +6

      MANSCAPE

    • @TheFallGuy2
      @TheFallGuy2 Před 3 lety +3

      He "Tried", doesn't mean he succeeded lol

  • @cakeadventure8412
    @cakeadventure8412 Před 3 lety +374

    How to break a man, take away his ability to pee pain-free.

  • @CaptRich-bi3gp
    @CaptRich-bi3gp Před 3 lety +341

    Been going to the VA for a long time. They did my appendectomy years ago; judging by the scar tissue and surrounding trauma, I'm pretty sure they used a hand grenade to open me up.

  • @shanehudson3995
    @shanehudson3995 Před 3 lety +87

    As a Veteran, I stand by the idea that the VA motto should be "Come for the Procedure, Stay for the Secondary Infection".

    • @EnkiTwo
      @EnkiTwo Před 3 lety +3

      Never have and never will go to the VA for GD thing. Fuck those incompetent wankers. You get what you pay for..

  • @puretrash7752
    @puretrash7752 Před 3 lety +667

    AC: “I’m trying to keep this a family friendly show”
    Also AC: “Smooth balls”

  • @chriswheeler1677
    @chriswheeler1677 Před 3 lety +325

    “We replaced your heart with a baked potato” that is the most accurate representation of my VA you experience
    South Park

  • @Saintbow
    @Saintbow Před 3 lety +130

    As my dad always said "If the VC, Agent orange, and kids could not kill me, the VA will..."

    • @katg9507
      @katg9507 Před 3 lety +4

      My dad too..

    • @17luckynumbers
      @17luckynumbers Před 3 lety +4

      When my dad (Korean War Vet) was really sick and no health insurance (turned out to be cancer) I said let's go to the VA... Hell No! I'll pay! He paid alright! $6000. a day just for being in a bed in ICU!!! All and all the bills where over $150,000. No chemo or radiation thank God! The tumor was infact, just burst through his colon wall. Could've bought a nice old crack house!🤣

  • @Levitationist7
    @Levitationist7 Před 3 lety +743

    "Not that scary"? Must be the drugs talking. They mangled your dangle, AC.

    • @AlaynaZebra
      @AlaynaZebra Před 3 lety +28

      I laughed so hard at this

    • @ness1860
      @ness1860 Před 3 lety +5

      @@AlaynaZebra Me too!

    • @zekeiyf2003
      @zekeiyf2003 Před 3 lety +4

      LMFAO!!!🤣

    • @scottlin7876
      @scottlin7876 Před 3 lety +8

      it burns? maybe caught an std while you were asleep. :)

    • @Vales55
      @Vales55 Před 3 lety +13

      This is what happens when you don't take Basement Jesus with you to watch over you during the procedure and post-op.

  • @Uncle_Bob_K
    @Uncle_Bob_K Před 3 lety +276

    I love how they actually put a "VETERAN" label on him.

    • @South_Ga_mafia
      @South_Ga_mafia Před 3 lety +3

      @pado joe biden - but they only gave him 10 pills of oxy. noones getting addicted on that amount

    • @South_Ga_mafia
      @South_Ga_mafia Před 3 lety

      @pado joe biden -i like dukes of hazzard territory personally

    • @nunya9555
      @nunya9555 Před 3 lety +5

      "We can fuck this one up boys", then adds veteran label

    • @nomprenom9337
      @nomprenom9337 Před 3 lety +4

      It's the equivalent of : "Carefully he's a hero"

  • @robertfrost8531
    @robertfrost8531 Před 3 lety +370

    The VA exceeding expectations. AC went in for an abscess tooth, but ended up spayed and neutered.

  • @power_resonance7682
    @power_resonance7682 Před 3 lety +172

    "Did you know, when you're unconscious you don't have a gag reflex... Ladies"
    I died

  • @extravirginoliveoil335
    @extravirginoliveoil335 Před 3 lety +379

    A.C: gets most of his torso and groin cut open.
    Entire comments: SMOOTH BALLS

  • @ryanvargas4889
    @ryanvargas4889 Před 3 lety +409

    “VETERAN” sticker = Liver not donation candidate.

  • @bubbasimpson9111
    @bubbasimpson9111 Před 3 lety +619

    When my dad went in for heart surgery the nurse cross threaded his barrel too. Even being doped up that man hollered to the others that Charlie tampered with his weaponry.

    • @cautiouslyoptimistic1962
      @cautiouslyoptimistic1962 Před 3 lety +37

      That's hilarious! Bless his heart and peepee.. Damn...

    • @lemax6865
      @lemax6865 Před 3 lety +48

      Cross-threaded his barrel... Ok, you made me laugh, get up-voted.

    • @gabe7194
      @gabe7194 Před 3 lety +21

      “Hey you! Get your nasty hands of the company machine gun!”

  • @Mr.Mr9933
    @Mr.Mr9933 Před 3 lety +141

    I had a “line of duty” nutsack injury. Weapon retention training and my nuts fell into a empty holster.. the guy with the empty holster slammed me onto the ground and crushed my junk in the holster. I had to go to the ER because they thought I had a hernia or twisted testicles. I immediately threw up and couldn’t stand, crouch, or sit without being in pain. Just bruised my testicle lol

    • @ecthelion83
      @ecthelion83 Před 3 lety +4

      testicular torsion is a medical emergency and presents similarly to how you did (can't stand, sit, crouch, etc. without pain centered on/around testicular tract; N/V or nausea & vomiting is also a common symptom; injuries like yours can also actually cause torsion) which is probably why the ER people first thought of that and hernias (FYI - testicular torsion, if not treated immediately, has a very high risk of testicular loss; 50% if not treated within 12 hours, 90% chance of loss if not treated within 24 hours, and nearly 100% chance of loss after 24 hours, and while loss of one testicle is not the end of the world, often damage to one testicle also has effects on the other)

  • @kawi5827
    @kawi5827 Před 3 lety +345

    "What are you doing?"
    *"Just listening to a guy talking about how his pp hurts"*

    • @gregorystell6858
      @gregorystell6858 Před 3 lety +4

      Well least he didn't catch gonorrhea like how most that live in the barracks get

    • @lucassolomon1079
      @lucassolomon1079 Před 3 lety +1

      Why pp hurt?

    • @beaulaplume
      @beaulaplume Před 3 lety

      @@lucassolomon1079 Um....idk....did you watch ANY of the video?

    • @beaulaplume
      @beaulaplume Před 3 lety

      @@KD-wl3fk yup...ok then 👌

    • @zack4life346
      @zack4life346 Před 3 lety +1

      Idk just normal shit tbh

  • @ClarkKent_13
    @ClarkKent_13 Před 3 lety +593

    I love how they stuck a tag on your sweater that said "Veteran" lol

    • @August_Fields
      @August_Fields Před 3 lety +57

      That's so none of them can start pretending to play doctor with the pretty nurses.

    • @ClarkKent_13
      @ClarkKent_13 Před 3 lety +26

      @@August_Fields the VA takes all the fun out of everything. Lol 😆

    • @slabriprock5329
      @slabriprock5329 Před 3 lety +18

      Just to make sure he wasn't som confused veterinarian that wandered in.

    • @lewiswhite95
      @lewiswhite95 Před 3 lety +8

      That has thrown me off, just for a covid check. Lol and they made Him VA property.

    • @douglasanderson1151
      @douglasanderson1151 Před 3 lety +1

      I was 🤔 the same thing 😂

  • @lukehinkle9614
    @lukehinkle9614 Před 3 lety +398

    Let's start a punk rock band and call it "Inflamed Wang."

  • @thowaho8922
    @thowaho8922 Před 3 lety +158

    Nurse: "This is my first time removing a catheter, do you have any tips for me Doctor?"
    Doctor: "Well, did you ever start a chainsaw?"

  • @Rollo753
    @Rollo753 Před 3 lety +217

    This is a family show... “SMOOTH BAAALLLSS”

  • @thomasohanlon1060
    @thomasohanlon1060 Před 3 lety +427

    The one down vote is from whom ever pulled his catheter out.

    • @RetroMMA
      @RetroMMA Před 3 lety +5

      Well, now it's X#... what is this? A tug of war?

    • @ElderGrimm1994
      @ElderGrimm1994 Před 3 lety +4

      I've had a catheter before. 10/10 would not recommend.

    • @brentkeller3826
      @brentkeller3826 Před 3 lety +3

      @@RetroMMA
      Catheter team: "I'm pulling for peewee!"

    • @kurtrominger2348
      @kurtrominger2348 Před 3 lety +4

      They have to deflate the catheter first.

  • @sometimesfunny681
    @sometimesfunny681 Před 3 lety +158

    "I guess I have two hernias", flashback to when he tried to lift the concrete steps....I can deadlift 430lbs no biggy

    • @austinpresley6187
      @austinpresley6187 Před 3 lety +24

      That's the first thing I thought of.
      Mark one up for This Old Crack House, bathroom carpet, and basement Jesus.

    • @sometimesfunny681
      @sometimesfunny681 Před 3 lety +6

      @@austinpresley6187 needs a straining compilation

    • @AngryCops
      @AngryCops  Před 3 lety +113

      this is why i read the comments. you guys think of things i have forgotten

    • @sometimesfunny681
      @sometimesfunny681 Před 3 lety +2

      Love your stuff man.

    • @austinpresley6187
      @austinpresley6187 Před 3 lety +4

      @@sometimesfunny681
      hhunnnngst, I can't lift this. I can deadlift ___ lbs.

  • @Old_B52H_Gunner
    @Old_B52H_Gunner Před 3 lety +48

    I’m disabled now, and have congestive heart failure now due to the VA screwing up my leg over 30 years ago, allowing an infection to form in my bone marrow that got into my heart, and killing the tissue in my aortic valve. So I hope you never need to use the VA again.

  • @austindennis5375
    @austindennis5375 Před 3 lety +241

    I pray to basement jesus that you recover well.

    • @steeveomcjameson8673
      @steeveomcjameson8673 Před 3 lety +4

      Praise Jeebus!!

    • @austindennis5375
      @austindennis5375 Před 3 lety +3

      @@steeveomcjameson8673 HALLELUJAH!!!!!!!

    • @pscoolguy
      @pscoolguy Před 3 lety

      Basement Jesus should have been looking out for him!
      "This Old Crack House," is probably is what caused him to have those three hernias.
      Sham on, sham on Private.

  • @Clauds1005
    @Clauds1005 Před 3 lety +167

    "VA PROPERTY NOT FOR SALE"
    Dang and I was looking forward to buying him

    • @mitchmac9287
      @mitchmac9287 Před 3 lety +6

      They come used. But u get a free manscape shaver if u buy 1 with the gown
      @angrycops approved this message

    • @AngryCops
      @AngryCops  Před 3 lety +69

      im out of your price range

    • @drfye
      @drfye Před 3 lety +12

      @@AngryCops
      Pfft.....for now.

    • @essayons8788
      @essayons8788 Před 3 lety +12

      @@AngryCops damaged goods are always cheaper

    • @cl5314
      @cl5314 Před 3 lety +9

      @@AngryCops damaged weiner, half off

  • @jportega9404
    @jportega9404 Před 3 lety +287

    I feel like these VA horror stories should be a show on Vet TV. Like a hilarious twisted Grey's Anatomy

  • @dylanlafreniere3479
    @dylanlafreniere3479 Před 3 lety +37

    The “not for sale V.A property” is amazing hilarious.

  • @effdiffeyeno171
    @effdiffeyeno171 Před 3 lety +224

    Manscaped can rest assured that their products are being advertised correctly.
    Heal quickly, big fella.

    • @August_Fields
      @August_Fields Před 3 lety +1

      I tried it once and apparently my pubes are made of stainless steel. Would not recommend! 😲

  • @username8129
    @username8129 Před 3 lety +164

    Dirtbag private didn't do enough shamming, if you have hernias.

  • @humbleclay79
    @humbleclay79 Před 3 lety +311

    "You all right in there?"
    "Yeah, for a man pissing razor blades."
    ~ The Green Mile

  • @cslpchr
    @cslpchr Před 3 lety +36

    Can we all get an amen for the fall of his little soldier?

  • @Gunboy122
    @Gunboy122 Před 3 lety +178

    Shoulda been renamed "I must pee, but I have no ween" or "Man's descent into madness in his search for peener numbing drugs"

  • @floridacooking7018
    @floridacooking7018 Před 3 lety +142

    The military has a motto “it works just not well”

  • @jacobdeline1661
    @jacobdeline1661 Před 3 lety +166

    The shave job looks like you went to the veterinarian.

    • @Braeden123698745
      @Braeden123698745 Před 3 lety +13

      How much hair do you have to have before they put a cone on you. I think AC is over the limit

    • @SarahDiSalvo
      @SarahDiSalvo Před 3 lety +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @RealDivaBoy
    @RealDivaBoy Před 3 lety +13

    I freaking love occasionally binge watching your videos
    You've got an awesome personality, keep it up!

    • @17luckynumbers
      @17luckynumbers Před 3 lety

      That's what I'm doing right now! My favorite is “This Old Crack House.” 🤣 I LOVE when he prays/talks to basement Jesus! 🙏🏻❤️🇺🇸

  • @jackmarston7644
    @jackmarston7644 Před 3 lety +231

    Commenting for algorithm and to let you know you got ads.

    • @AngryCops
      @AngryCops  Před 3 lety +154

      This guy deserves a POB. Commenting just to add to the engagement. DBP approves of this sham

    • @grefarious6140
      @grefarious6140 Před 3 lety +33

      Sham on private.

    • @joebarthram596
      @joebarthram596 Před 3 lety +17

      Sham on

    • @2adave
      @2adave Před 3 lety +2

      I know the pain of a messed up pee hOle. The catheter life is not a fun one.

    • @aaronrobles8626
      @aaronrobles8626 Před 3 lety

      Sham on.

  • @0000mot
    @0000mot Před 3 lety +184

    My Father says "This is only the beginning of many MANY more horrors." I've been a good son to my Father for 25 years been taking care of the man since I was fifteen, as I've seen the VA runs on its own-time and changes policy at the drop of a hat. Good luck to you Sergeant I'll be praying for you.

  • @skuzlebut82
    @skuzlebut82 Před 3 lety +416

    Peeing sucks after having a catheter removed. I imagine that when whomever took it out, they ripped it out like they're trying to crack and whip.

    • @AngryCops
      @AngryCops  Před 3 lety +326

      or start a lawnmower

    • @tntzimmerman9552
      @tntzimmerman9552 Před 3 lety +46

      Who are we kidding, weed eater .

    • @son_of_caesar8908
      @son_of_caesar8908 Před 3 lety +33

      They must not have deflated the anchor balloon all the way before taking it out, also they may have just pulled it too hard. That's horrible man, damn!

    • @MrJerrodricketts
      @MrJerrodricketts Před 3 lety +30

      @@AngryCops I had a military nurse remove mine. She tried to tell me to relax and breathe and yanked that shit like she was going to pull start the fucking core of the earth do we all didn't die. I grunted loud and she asked if it hurt. I said "no, but what if it hot tangled with something? I'd have a backwards dick". They drugged me to sleep. 😂

    • @yaboileeroy3038
      @yaboileeroy3038 Před 3 lety +10

      @@AngryCops That mental image made my pee pee hurt Jesus

  • @gideonbeath-kelham5412
    @gideonbeath-kelham5412 Před 3 lety +11

    Out of character he seems like the nicest person ever. Love your videos. Keep it up. HOORAH

  • @Adam-pd3sm
    @Adam-pd3sm Před 3 lety +139

    My wife took me to the VA emergency room... once. When we left a few hours later she cried and said "They really don't give a shit about you guys". I told her "Its when they stop talking to you that problems start".

    • @308dad8
      @308dad8 Před 3 lety +7

      Mine kibra understands too, having sat in the ER with me my first visit to the VA and 6 hours after the X Rays confirmed my elbow broke off and went into my tricep they finally moved me up the list ahead of the guy who’s Motrin prescription expired and told me to come back and see orthopedic the following business day. No shit I had to wait a week to get my broken arm addressed.

  • @thepotato9317
    @thepotato9317 Před 3 lety +155

    "look at what they did to me, manscaped"
    "There's no taper, no fade"

  • @seanyebba4897
    @seanyebba4897 Před 3 lety +107

    Ur little drill sergeant senses aren’t tingling right now.

  • @chancecantdance406
    @chancecantdance406 Před 3 lety +2

    Right after the part with him sitting at home talking about his urethra CZcams was nice enough to give me an ad for Cox internet. Fucking incredible

  • @bobfarr8822
    @bobfarr8822 Před 3 lety +129

    They pulled that catheter like they were trying to pull start a deuce and a half. Lmao

  • @stevewright8284
    @stevewright8284 Před 3 lety +93

    the VA new slogan “come for the surgery, stay for the catheter fuck up”

  • @ABulgrin84
    @ABulgrin84 Před 3 lety +110

    I can’t tell if the “Not for sale” on his gown, was for the gown, or AC. Like “This patient should not be sold”

  • @Moonsauc3
    @Moonsauc3 Před 3 lety +10

    This video consisted of me cringing uncontrollably while awkwardly laughing and the transition between the two was painful

  • @emdowww9150
    @emdowww9150 Před 3 lety +386

    This is the only person I can watch talk about he's pee pee for 14 minutes and not get bored or feel weird

    • @Get_It_Back_In_Blood
      @Get_It_Back_In_Blood Před 3 lety +8

      I like how the SCP Foundation is interested in DS. Makes me wonder if he's an SCP....hmmmmmm?

    • @idonkat6097
      @idonkat6097 Před 3 lety

      Same

    • @kingfloridaman5274
      @kingfloridaman5274 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Get_It_Back_In_Blood he is they are just too scared to get him

    • @vashxux
      @vashxux Před 3 lety +1

      The VA is actually a SCP that lives on the suffering of botched medical care

    • @kingfloridaman5274
      @kingfloridaman5274 Před 3 lety

      @@vashxux why does it make sense

  • @robertcole9391
    @robertcole9391 Před 3 lety +156

    VA Dr doing exploratory surgery is like sending a private out on a landnav coarse. LOL.. Scary thought.

    • @matjesstulletyp7643
      @matjesstulletyp7643 Před 3 lety +4

      He knows too well how that one can fail

    • @vonpredator
      @vonpredator Před 3 lety +12

      Doctors are Officers... it would be a Lt on a LandNav.... God Help AC!

    • @robertcole9391
      @robertcole9391 Před 3 lety +1

      @@vonpredator LMAO! No shit! Excuse me.. be right back.. Need to go make a new 2nd Lt. Give me a few minutes.

  • @winnietheboogaloo4584
    @winnietheboogaloo4584 Před 3 lety +100

    "First time using the VA"
    Vet who has PTSD and a slew of problems: OOOH THIS IS GONNA BE SWEEEET

    • @Choppingwood83
      @Choppingwood83 Před 3 lety +2

      Lolz read my rant further down its a goodie.

    • @Inuko15
      @Inuko15 Před 3 lety +2

      Thank you for your service. My husband is also a veteran with PTSD and I keep him as far away from the VA outpatient clinics as possible. Our hospital in Lake Nona however, is pretty good! He’s been in several outpatient clinics and has had to change doctors until I finally snapped at them lol.

  • @Fau1ted
    @Fau1ted Před 3 lety +14

    As someone that has had 10 surgeries in my 17-year long life, this sounds much worse than all mine.

    • @TBone4Breakfast
      @TBone4Breakfast Před 3 lety +3

      Jesus man. Best of luck to ya

    • @Fau1ted
      @Fau1ted Před 3 lety +2

      @@TBone4Breakfast Thank you man and best of luck to you to.

  • @yeenish9
    @yeenish9 Před 3 lety +84

    "Trying to keep this as a family show."
    *flashbacks to how many times sergeant said fuck*

    • @Nick-bb4nk
      @Nick-bb4nk Před 3 lety +3

      My man literally flashed his shaved pubes

  • @Steelersince89
    @Steelersince89 Před 3 lety +46

    I'm emotionally invested in the future of AC's urethra now.

    • @effdiffeyeno171
      @effdiffeyeno171 Před 3 lety

      It's a rollercoaster ride.

    • @____MC____
      @____MC____ Před 3 lety +1

      @@effdiffeyeno171 has its up's and downs for sure....

  • @SSgtPayne-jv3qv
    @SSgtPayne-jv3qv Před 3 lety +60

    Nurse: *tears out catheter*
    AC: “something bit me!”

  • @geoffrey6000
    @geoffrey6000 Před 2 lety +2

    Dude, this is, without a doubt, the best video you have ever put out.

  • @ubpoperator6649
    @ubpoperator6649 Před 3 lety +73

    VA staff: “how far do you think I can stick this paper clip in his urethra lol”

  • @brentiers
    @brentiers Před 3 lety +164

    I love how your chest plainly states that you're VA property.

  • @devonschnoor3239
    @devonschnoor3239 Před 3 lety +74

    LBJ: I understand you were shot. Where were you hit?
    AC: Torn urethra sir
    LBJ: I’d kind of like to see that wound

  • @Gutslinger
    @Gutslinger Před 3 lety +9

    Man, this takes me back to my first and only experience having surgery 5 years ago, when I was 24.. Not VA related, and it was just appendicitis. But I was scared out of my mind at the thought of being put under. The thought and sight of shots, incisions, and surgery make me nearly pass out for some reason.
    To be honest, getting put under was nothing to be afraid of, after having experienced it. But when I came to after surgery, I was being pulled up into a sitting position, and I was coughing like crazy. Coughing up phlegm and blood. Apparently the breathing tube was too big for my esophagus or something. My dad showed up, and we looked at the patch work, in which I said, "They shaved me." The nurse lady joked, saying "I was going to make a little heart." (They shaved me on the operating table while I was out.)
    As I laid there recovering, they started talking about my blood pressure being low and my heart rate being high. They were concerned that my coughing may had ruptured some of the internal stitching and that I was internally bleeding. So they wanted to immediately go back in and check. I probably hadn't even been awake for an hour, and I had to quickly sign papers so they could put me under and go back in.
    They wanted be to empty my bladder into one of those bottles beforehand, so they pulled the curtain around my bed. I started pissing in that bottle, and started wincing and I kept saying "Feels like I'm pissing fire." Lol I had no clue that they put a catheter in me, and no one told me in that moment that that's why it felt that way.
    I quickly proceeded with the second surgery. This time, I woke up more graciously than the first time. The nurse told me that that time, they used a breathing tube that was typically used for pregnant women. Apparently, I didn't tear any stitches. But they wanted to monitor me, so I had to stay overnight.
    It was probably a terrible experience, when compared to the average experience with that specific surgery. But as someone who fears things related to shots and surgeries, it wasn't bad. Though the coughing part was uncomfortable, there was nothing worth fearing. I was way more miserable before surgery.

  • @british1139
    @british1139 Před 3 lety +170

    "Not that scary"?
    They minced up your kid spitter bro, that's some scary shit.

    • @mr.boxh3ad931
      @mr.boxh3ad931 Před 3 lety +3

      Oi I'm bri'ish stop takin the pass out of me mate.

    • @InvadersMC
      @InvadersMC Před 3 lety +2

      @@mr.boxh3ad931 you're not even british, you're some 13 year old american

    • @mr.boxh3ad931
      @mr.boxh3ad931 Před 3 lety

      @@InvadersMC Where did I say I was? Are you dumb?

  • @igorhump
    @igorhump Před 3 lety +97

    AC: What makes the grass grow?
    Recruit: W-E-E-E-N-E-R BLOOD DRILL SERGEANT

  • @raygun26
    @raygun26 Před 3 lety +43

    He’s a guy that manages to make a hospital visit hilarious, just by being there.

  • @davidjones56
    @davidjones56 Před 3 lety +12

    I think when a veteran goes under at the VA they immediately access all surveys you completed. Jokes on them, I don't do those surveys.

    • @308dad8
      @308dad8 Před 3 lety

      That would explain a LOT

  • @RetroMMA
    @RetroMMA Před 3 lety +96

    The biggest problem with the VA is the admin section: *ahem* Certain women who love the check but hate the work...

    • @cavalrytrooper3247
      @cavalrytrooper3247 Před 3 lety +9

      Facts

    • @cavalrytrooper3247
      @cavalrytrooper3247 Před 3 lety +10

      @pado joe biden the VA is a skit

    • @Angel_423
      @Angel_423 Před 3 lety +2

      @pado joe biden imaginary??

    • @JohnSmith-qg4zm
      @JohnSmith-qg4zm Před 3 lety +1

      Remember "I'm not a doctors in real life but I do play one at the VA" OOOOOYEAH!!!

    • @ChrisJones-fm6wp
      @ChrisJones-fm6wp Před 3 lety +1

      @pado joe biden its not the nurses. Its the people in all the offices pushing paperwork and answering phones.

  • @Awkwardly_Funny
    @Awkwardly_Funny Před 3 lety +44

    I had surgery for kidney stones at Camp Lester. Long story short- I had to do that pee before you leave thing. They didn’t tell me it would hurt so bad and I ended up peeing all over the floor walls and toilet as I screamed at the top of my lungs and trashed around

    • @taxcollector8597
      @taxcollector8597 Před 2 lety

      How long did it last

    • @U39I
      @U39I Před 2 lety +1

      @@taxcollector8597 I once had a transurethral kidney stone removal, and the pain and blood lasted for about 3 days.

  • @mertz313
    @mertz313 Před 3 lety +67

    As a nurse, I can assure you everything you described is universal and not just present in the VA unfortunately:(

    • @behoushi
      @behoushi Před 3 lety +9

      Fellow nurse here. This is sadly everywhere

    • @mertz313
      @mertz313 Před 3 lety +2

      @Roman von Ungern Sternberg Too many reasons to type tbh

    • @RhinoDookie
      @RhinoDookie Před 3 lety +1

      @@mertz313 Fuck it, make a TikTok (I'm kidding, thank you for your service)

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger Před 3 lety

      PSA: Don't text and use sharp objects on patients at the same time.

  • @boblynch2802
    @boblynch2802 Před 3 lety +5

    This is really the calmest I have seen him

  • @scrimmybingus8972
    @scrimmybingus8972 Před 3 lety +61

    "I went to the VA and all i got was a bra made of hair and a scratched up pee hole" lmfao, feel better dude

  • @-Clinton-
    @-Clinton- Před 3 lety +63

    Omg, every time he was talking about how they messed up his pee hole and how he had to stick the lidocaine up there, I couldn't help but hurt down there myself.

  • @brentkeller3826
    @brentkeller3826 Před 3 lety +67

    "Soldier, we're gonna turn you into a hideous cyborg!"
    "I thought I was here for hernia surgery!"

  • @NonyaDamnbusiness
    @NonyaDamnbusiness Před 3 lety +8

    "Went in for hernia surgery at the VA, came out pissing blood. 10/10, would pee blood there again."

  • @ryana3679
    @ryana3679 Před 3 lety +38

    Nurse tries to Pull Start him like a chainsaw. Now when he pees he screams like a chainsaw.

  • @mitchmac9287
    @mitchmac9287 Před 3 lety +54

    I didn't know drill sergeants weren't invincible.

    • @waysidetundra3352
      @waysidetundra3352 Před 3 lety +3

      Did you even watch full metal jacket?

    • @mitchmac9287
      @mitchmac9287 Před 3 lety +2

      @@waysidetundra3352 Lee em didn't die. He went onto the next class of disgusting privates in the sky!!

    • @disposablehero4911
      @disposablehero4911 Před 3 lety +1

      Drill Sergeants aren't people.

    • @JericoLionhearth
      @JericoLionhearth Před 3 lety +2

      They had to use diamond tip and kryptonite infused medical equipment.

  • @RockHudrock
    @RockHudrock Před 3 lety +45

    I LITERALLY laughed and cried during this. Everyone who has used the VA can relate on some level with the F-duppedness of this!

    • @308dad8
      @308dad8 Před 3 lety +2

      Go to Memphis VA? Increase your life insurance. That’s all I’m saying.

  • @TheParkRangerFoxbeary
    @TheParkRangerFoxbeary Před 3 lety +8

    I feel so bad for u. I just got surgery too. At least we were asleep when they did it! Get better soon.
    Also, I’m in the police explorer program and am joining the national guard next year! Thanks for your content and congrats on 1M subs! You deserve it! (:

  • @Serenade2461
    @Serenade2461 Před 3 lety +28

    The 10 different facial expressions when he says ".........Ladies" just killed me. I hope you feel better soon AC. Rest up and stop trying to lift concrete stairs!!

  • @colzaidikari
    @colzaidikari Před 3 lety +95

    I'm freaking dieing 😂, somehow they shaved you a bra using your chest hair.

    • @bigd2829
      @bigd2829 Před 3 lety +2

      I was thinking that too lol

  • @spencerhighley4231
    @spencerhighley4231 Před 3 lety +80

    "In this weeks episode of The Untold Storys of the ER" "Vet goes in for a hernia, finds out he has 3!...and leaves with a urethra that somebody field stripped and shoved a wire brush up it like it was some Veitnamese rifle barrel caked with mud for 30 years" 😂😂

  • @banesbox
    @banesbox Před rokem +1

    All that yelling & push-ups tore you up. I had two myself but the VA had the local hospital do mine thank goodness. I can’t believe you were up walking around after your surgery. Glad you recovered.

  • @lucasaccount573
    @lucasaccount573 Před 3 lety +206

    Does the “VA PROPERTY NOT FOR SALE” apply to Rich or the gown? Or is it both?
    Edit: I also enjoy how the VA is just all the worst parts of public healthcare

  • @keithmichael9965
    @keithmichael9965 Před 3 lety +27

    "VA PROPERTY. DO NOT SELL." That's a t shirt we all need.

  • @waysidetundra3352
    @waysidetundra3352 Před 3 lety +20

    "were you stabbed or did you visit the VA?"
    "Both at the same time"

  • @devins4081
    @devins4081 Před 3 lety +9

    As a kid being in n out of the Va with my dad, brother Im still planning to serve but I’ll be damned if I go to the VA for me medical needs🤣🤣

  • @howiedavis2316
    @howiedavis2316 Před 3 lety +18

    As a disabled air force vet with a good 15+ Military and VA surgeries under his belt ( not literally lol) , proud of ya bud. Have never had a problem at all with the VA medical staff, they are great in my book.

    • @308dad8
      @308dad8 Před 3 lety +1

      What VA are you using? The rest of us want to know.

    • @howiedavis2316
      @howiedavis2316 Před 3 lety +1

      @@308dad8 I'm in Myrtle Beach, SC, but at that time I was driving to the /Charleston SC, VA medical center. Which one Angry Cops went to? I'm not sure lol

    • @janedoe6181
      @janedoe6181 Před 2 lety +2

      @@howiedavis2316
      He said he was at the Buffalo, NY VA.

  • @storage8797
    @storage8797 Před 3 lety +37

    Is nobody gonna talk about the fact that the grub hub commercial was going off at 1:25

    • @method0123
      @method0123 Před 3 lety +4

      This episode is brought to you by the letter D, as in Dingalinged and demonitized.😅

    • @tonyh2640
      @tonyh2640 Před 3 lety +1

      Wow, good ear

  • @jacksinister2469
    @jacksinister2469 Před 3 lety +115

    "VA property, not for sale." That label is not for the gown, it's for you.

    • @White_Recluse
      @White_Recluse Před 3 lety +2

      I should get that tattooed for when China comes to harvest my organs

  • @cnlbenmc
    @cnlbenmc Před 3 lety +2

    Even when they don't screw up the big stuff; something else goes wrong!

  • @Nobodythatmatter
    @Nobodythatmatter Před 3 lety +121

    3 minutes in there's so much talk about shaving and it hasn't turned into an advertising for manscape especially to talk about the nurses comment. Seems like a missed opportunity

  • @formallyknownasj.a.2074
    @formallyknownasj.a.2074 Před 3 lety +82

    Too bad Angry Drill Sgt wasn’t there during Post Op, that would have straightened them out and been hilarious.
    Hope you you pee well brotha.

    • @davidmeyer6908
      @davidmeyer6908 Před 3 lety +4

      His knife hands would have been cutting deeper than the surgeon's scalpel.

    • @bighobo7745
      @bighobo7745 Před 3 lety

      @Joshua Simkins Clear headed and logical knife hand hits in a different way than those dudes tho.

  • @howdoilogin
    @howdoilogin Před 3 lety +36

    The first recorded instance in history of the VA doing something other than giving someone Motrin and telling them to hydrate.

  • @generaljackripper666
    @generaljackripper666 Před 3 lety +1

    "They're gonna go rooting around," doesn't exactly fill me with confidence.

  • @striker8paints
    @striker8paints Před 3 lety +33

    I wonder if the nurse muttered, "No brass no ammo Drill SGT!" As they yanked the catheter out?

  • @beeneverywhere
    @beeneverywhere Před 3 lety +27

    The next shirt should read “AC property...Not for sale”

  • @bauman198765
    @bauman198765 Před 3 lety +13

    Hey at least they fixed yours, I had a VA “doctor” who had supposedly been doing hernia surgeries for decades check me out and tell me I had zero hernias and that the hernia symptoms I had must be something else. I went and got a second opinion and within 5 minutes they found that I had 3 rather severe hernias... thanks VA

  • @noobiedoobydoo2717
    @noobiedoobydoo2717 Před 3 lety +5

    🤔 Remember when a certain someone thought he could lift a set of concrete stairs outside of a crack house?… 😅