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  • J. Jonah Jameson tells you how it is! Spider-Man’s reign of terror must come to an end! Also his alimony! That too!
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  • @41dn
    @41dn Před 10 měsíci +11786

    I like to think Betty kept naming news headlines out of morbid curiosity for how many things Jonah could blame on spidey

    • @entity107
      @entity107 Před 10 měsíci +536

      Well would you?

    • @41dn
      @41dn Před 10 měsíci +522

      @@entity107 yeah I'd do the same

    • @pauldzim
      @pauldzim Před 10 měsíci +399

      "Spiderman makes Betty's voice sound like a man's"

    • @privateeyety5735
      @privateeyety5735 Před 10 měsíci +38

      For sure

    • @juannaym8488
      @juannaym8488 Před 10 měsíci +160

      she's a little mishievous in the comics so yeah its in character

  • @bogdanjeremic5787
    @bogdanjeremic5787 Před 10 měsíci +3695

    Let's be real, Jameson with a Twitter account would be an Avengers level threat.

    • @cornixdemetrius7883
      @cornixdemetrius7883 Před 10 měsíci

      "Spiderman allegedly rapes an allegedly innocent allegedly virgin alleged girl

    • @robertortiz-wilson1588
      @robertortiz-wilson1588 Před 10 měsíci +157

      The media is already an Avengers level threat

    • @minestar2247
      @minestar2247 Před 10 měsíci +37

      Isn t it why he likes mysterio?

    • @irrationalreasoning6368
      @irrationalreasoning6368 Před 10 měsíci +99

      He already has a podcast in the games. If honestly love to listen to JK Simmons do a regular podcast in character as JJ once a week. It'd be hilarious.

    • @MoHossam94
      @MoHossam94 Před 10 měsíci +17

      Ben Shapiro.

  • @theworstghost123
    @theworstghost123 Před 10 měsíci +13903

    Can’t believe S-pi-der-man would do this, I’m so glad we have The Daily Bugle to get the facts

    • @Damnbro949
      @Damnbro949 Před 10 měsíci +84

      I know right

    • @felipecosta-kv2fx
      @felipecosta-kv2fx Před 10 měsíci +131

      But what about the time spider man visited and helped the F.E.A.S.T shelter for a day?

    • @Burgertimee
      @Burgertimee Před 10 měsíci +235

      @@felipecosta-kv2fx”Spider-Man robs FEAST!”

    • @felipecosta-kv2fx
      @felipecosta-kv2fx Před 10 měsíci +95

      ​@@Burgertimee*GASP* How DARE he!?

    • @TheRealLegoDocOck
      @TheRealLegoDocOck Před 10 měsíci

      This is SO Disgusting!!!

  • @Prauwlet213
    @Prauwlet213 Před 10 měsíci +2888

    I love how this skit unironically really shows the power the media has

    • @TheACcam
      @TheACcam Před 10 měsíci +69

      JJJ: Fake news, fake news!

    • @DaL33T5
      @DaL33T5 Před 10 měsíci +65

      And how it's used in all the wrong ways.

    • @GiacomoSorbi
      @GiacomoSorbi Před 10 měsíci +38

      *the power the media HAD: if you look at the numbers, more and more people don't buy into that, for a good reason.

    • @ExtremeSquared
      @ExtremeSquared Před 8 měsíci +5

      The JJJ in this skit is an immaculate amalgamation of Fox and NPR.

    • @Yezpahr
      @Yezpahr Před 7 měsíci +3

      .... I guess that's why the artists insist on a toothbrush mustache for JJ.

  • @tomby_
    @tomby_ Před 10 měsíci +3283

    "Tagline- she's taking the kids"
    In that moment, spiderman realised he couldn't web everything back together.

    • @felipecosta-kv2fx
      @felipecosta-kv2fx Před 10 měsíci +97

      SPIDER MAN USES OLD WOMAN AS PROXY TO KIDNAP KIDS!

    • @gunslingergirl2579
      @gunslingergirl2579 Před 10 měsíci +32

      ​@@felipecosta-kv2fxIronically, at least one "superhero" has definitely done that (*cough* "Flash").

    • @felipecosta-kv2fx
      @felipecosta-kv2fx Před 10 měsíci +13

      @@gunslingergirl2579 ... Context? What the fuck?

    • @gunslingergirl2579
      @gunslingergirl2579 Před 10 měsíci +23

      @@felipecosta-kv2fx I really have to explain to someone at this point? Ezra Miller, hence the quotation marks, helped a woman flee from police over custody issues by hiding her and her kids at his farm.

    • @Danthenuggetman
      @Danthenuggetman Před 10 měsíci +12

      He couldn't web Gwen Stacy back together either.

  • @ninjahedgehog5
    @ninjahedgehog5 Před 10 měsíci +1180

    If I remember, in 90's animated series, it's revealed that Jameson's hatred of Spiderman comes from his wife getting killed by a mob boss because Jameson wouldn't stop snooping around. So in honor of his wife he refuses to let anyone "use a mask" to skirt the law. He essentially believes in "if you've done nothing wrong you got nothing to hide".

    • @ironmaster6496
      @ironmaster6496 Před 10 měsíci +153

      I honestly wish that were canon in the comics since it's a really good motive

    • @calebowens693
      @calebowens693 Před 10 měsíci +193

      Yeah, the 90's Jameson was probably my favorite version of the character. Certainly unpleasant, but a better person than he usually is in the comics. Granted, he did help make the Scorpion in that series, but he also paid for Matt Murdock to defend Peter when he was falsely accused of treason (although he did so anonymously).

    • @theunskilledshinigami7623
      @theunskilledshinigami7623 Před 10 měsíci +67

      ​@@calebowens693 Well, to be fair, he does help make the scorpion in the mainline 616 universe and most shows/games. So that still leaves him being the best of them since almost every other Jameson is also guilty of that anyway. It's essentially baseline Jameson.

    • @ninjahedgehog5
      @ninjahedgehog5 Před 10 měsíci +27

      @@theunskilledshinigami7623 I remember that dynamic mainly because the neversoft ps1 game starts with spiderman trying to get to jameson b4 scorpion puts him 6 feet under :P

    • @aarongoosby5532
      @aarongoosby5532 Před 10 měsíci +27

      If Jameson had used a mask, his wife would still be alive.

  • @HoV326
    @HoV326 Před 10 měsíci +4946

    "Spiderman pushes News Head to Brink of Insanity" would technically be a true story

    • @Grubleafeater
      @Grubleafeater Před 10 měsíci +49

      Brink?

    • @HoV326
      @HoV326 Před 10 měsíci +53

      @@Grubleafeater edge

    • @DoctorPorkenfries
      @DoctorPorkenfries Před 10 měsíci +157

      Don't be ridiculous. JJJ would never publish that.
      He knows good and damn well that Spider-Man is hyphenated.

    • @Deathmare235
      @Deathmare235 Před 10 měsíci +24

      @@HoV326not on the edge he is insane

    • @universalspaceexpeditioner8259
      @universalspaceexpeditioner8259 Před 10 měsíci +15

      Spiderman made the Honkai and had Otto kill Himeko.

  • @netherdominater9960
    @netherdominater9960 Před 10 měsíci +674

    Ironically enough the ‘Spider-Man gives people cancer’ one actually happens in some comics due to him having radioactive blood

    • @Millstone1985
      @Millstone1985 Před 10 měsíci +126

      And radioactive sperm, as it turns out.

    • @laurabeane8862
      @laurabeane8862 Před 10 měsíci +23

      Dr. Manhattan Wishes someone would write a catchy song about HIS radioactive blood...😂

    • @JPARnum1
      @JPARnum1 Před 10 měsíci +5

      I was looking for this reply.

    • @thebiolibrary5572
      @thebiolibrary5572 Před 10 měsíci +26

      Is he strong? Listen, chum. He's got radioactive-

    • @laurabeane8862
      @laurabeane8862 Před 9 měsíci +12

      @@thebiolibrary5572 Is he strong? Listen Punk, he got Radioactive-☢ 😂

  • @johndavidtibbetts7320
    @johndavidtibbetts7320 Před 10 měsíci +4673

    Can't believe spiderman poisoned pur crops and put a plague upon our house

    • @Taypokemon
      @Taypokemon Před 10 měsíci +404

      He did??

    • @rohanshah7559
      @rohanshah7559 Před 10 měsíci +528

      No, but are we going to just wait until he does?

    • @tastethepainbow
      @tastethepainbow Před 10 měsíci +290

      I say... we TIP SOMETHING OVER!

    • @tkf15
      @tkf15 Před 10 měsíci +64

      I say we tip something over!

    • @langbo9999
      @langbo9999 Před 10 měsíci +31

      Mysterio: Yes I wonder how that happen.

  • @sonofgaming1546
    @sonofgaming1546 Před 10 měsíci +445

    What I love most about this is that "Spider-Man gives people cancer" is an existing storyline and implies a very interesting relationship between him and the mayor

    • @MoominLiv
      @MoominLiv Před 10 měsíci +24

      I remember that one... I didn't even think of the implications of it being the mayor that got cancer...

    • @seand7042
      @seand7042 Před 10 měsíci +32

      Coke and webs isn't the only things he's swinging

    • @MyVanir
      @MyVanir Před 4 měsíci +9

      @@seand7042 slinging*

  • @Edujs23
    @Edujs23 Před 10 měsíci +9766

    Imagine if by some weird domino effect, Spiderman was actually responsible for all of this

    • @user-vs5gb7pt3h
      @user-vs5gb7pt3h Před 10 měsíci

      Spider-Man did gave people cancer. There is an alternative reality where his wife died, because his "body fluids" were radioactive

    • @mhoang2006
      @mhoang2006 Před 10 měsíci +842

      "Spider-man is responsible for the creation of Solid JJ's universe"

    • @mwawadoshanga
      @mwawadoshanga Před 10 měsíci +374

      Spider-Man just breathed and it spiraled into gas becoming double the price.

    • @tommydoez
      @tommydoez Před 10 měsíci +339

      To be fair to Jameson, his marriage falling apart is very much the fault of spiderman... well J.Jonah Jameson's Obsession with spiderman but still

    • @LowIiet
      @LowIiet Před 10 měsíci +57

      @@mwawadoshanga I hate when he does that

  • @conradfreidson6420
    @conradfreidson6420 Před 10 měsíci +165

    The way Parker started defending raising gas prices but didn't do the same for every other fake thing pinned on Spider-Man leads me to believe that he absolutely is responsible for gas prices. Somehow.

    • @samuelskinner7704
      @samuelskinner7704 Před 10 měsíci +31

      He keeps blowing up gas trucks in superhero fights. If you ever played Freedom Force, you'll understand.

    • @terminallygray
      @terminallygray Před 10 měsíci +9

      And what about those higher taxes !...Huh.... can't forget about paying more taxes !!
      Or the Drugs....Or your sick & dying Grandma... where does it end ?? P.P. is denying everything !!

    • @elysiankentarchy1531
      @elysiankentarchy1531 Před 5 měsíci +1

      All sorts of things happen when you go drinking with Venom.

    • @octaviusroosevelt7355
      @octaviusroosevelt7355 Před 4 měsíci +2

      ​@@terminallygray Heh. P. P.

    • @greywolf7577
      @greywolf7577 Před 4 měsíci +3

      There was another video that said the Green Goblin raised gas prices by 15 cents.

  • @JJ_R
    @JJ_R Před 10 měsíci +1440

    I’m honestly surprised Jameson didn’t go “Spider-Man cripples newspaper editor”, when he mentioned he can’t stand.

    • @MoostachedSaiyanPrince
      @MoostachedSaiyanPrince Před 10 měsíci +170

      That's only because that's the headline he used yesterday and he knows he can't run the same story on the front page again so soon.

    • @CompletelyNewguy
      @CompletelyNewguy Před 10 měsíci +38

      Knowing Jameson he already said it.

    • @kevinirmiter3669
      @kevinirmiter3669 Před 10 měsíci +26

      JJJ didn't tell her, she found out by reading the headline
      and then immediately called to divorce him because she didn't want to be married to a cripple

    • @jaimebustillofernandez3901
      @jaimebustillofernandez3901 Před 10 měsíci +13

      So he really is an ableist

    • @xaviersaavedra7442
      @xaviersaavedra7442 Před 10 měsíci +8

      Spider-Man helps monokuma spread dispear

  • @Goldtiger142003
    @Goldtiger142003 Před 10 měsíci +253

    "Spiderman hates-"
    This part had me crying of laughter. I know there wouldn't be slurs, but a little part of me was fully expecting a vulgar surprise.

    • @woodsy4698
      @woodsy4698 Před 10 měsíci +21

      "Spiderman hates black"
      *Cuts to spiderman throwing away Venom*

    • @vaggos2003
      @vaggos2003 Před 7 měsíci +6

      Honestly, that part fits perfectly with a good chunk of the rest of Solid jj's Spiderman videos.

  • @OnionSoup-tg7dv
    @OnionSoup-tg7dv Před 10 měsíci +5311

    “Spider man ends marriage of 33 years” broke me, it absolutely broke me 😂

    • @felipecosta-kv2fx
      @felipecosta-kv2fx Před 10 měsíci +148

      "SPIDER MAN BREAKS POOR RANDOM GUY LIKE BANE!"

    • @Walupof
      @Walupof Před 10 měsíci +81

      I knew that was coming after the pause but it still killed me

    • @CyanRooper
      @CyanRooper Před 10 měsíci +105

      Don't forget the tagline "She's taking the kids."

    • @felipecosta-kv2fx
      @felipecosta-kv2fx Před 10 měsíci +71

      @@CyanRooper "SPIDER MAN KIDNAPS KIDS DISGUISED AS MY EX WIFE!"

    • @tomby_
      @tomby_ Před 10 měsíci +7

      Bro said my joke louder =[

  • @krizwatcher
    @krizwatcher Před 10 měsíci +68

    0:40 - Well, there WAS that one time MJ got affected by Spidey's radioactive sperm...

    • @RichardHughs-tk4ci
      @RichardHughs-tk4ci Před 5 měsíci +4

      “Spider man gay confirmed ?” Then add a random red arrow and circle to the thumbnail and its perfect

  • @MultiMario2306
    @MultiMario2306 Před 10 měsíci +1019

    “Spider-Man giving someone cancer” I thought we all agreed to never talk about Reign again

    • @richardarriaga6271
      @richardarriaga6271 Před 10 měsíci +51

      I figured he had to create Deadpool to save us from the Skrull.

    • @patrickstonecrusher
      @patrickstonecrusher Před 10 měsíci

      I hear there's a Spiderman comic where it turns out Peter's radioactive jizz gave Mary Jane cancer

    • @X-SPONGED
      @X-SPONGED Před 10 měsíci +106

      Radioactive spider nut😔

    • @snaketooth0943
      @snaketooth0943 Před 10 měsíci +16

      I made that reference myself... but it appears you did it first. Good job!

    • @psuley1977
      @psuley1977 Před 10 měsíci +16

      I was hoping someone would make that reference. A hat-tip to your magnificence

  • @noneofyourbuisness1679
    @noneofyourbuisness1679 Před 10 měsíci +65

    I'm not saying Jonah's right, but I'd love for there to be a sequel where virtually all his outlandish headline pitches turn out to be true, but in an insanely round-about way ala the butterfly effect that makes Spider-Man question whether or not it's time to begin his villain arc

    • @nighthero7
      @nighthero7 Před 9 měsíci +4

      Spiderman saves Chinese ambassador that later props plan to increase chinese carbon emissions in order to stimulate economy.

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 Před 5 měsíci +1

      ​@@nighthero7
      ...which leads to someone's grandma getting sick

    • @nighthero7
      @nighthero7 Před 5 měsíci

      @@davidhong1934spiderman supports the death of the elderly.

  • @Diamond_Aura
    @Diamond_Aura Před 10 měsíci +1394

    What Peter doesn’t realize is the random woman he saved from getting mugged last week was Jameson’s wife. She became infatuated with Spider-Man after the distance had been growing between her and her husband, but in a cruel twist of fate for Peter, she believes that Joe from the donut shop she frequents often IS Spider-Man.
    In other words, both she and Jameson think that she left him for Spider-Man, but the actual Spider-Man literally only interacted with her once while saving her life

    • @byronrush9802
      @byronrush9802 Před 10 měsíci +87

      Now it makes sense why Jameson hates him instead of just outright jealousy

    • @BenjaMan64
      @BenjaMan64 Před 10 měsíci +95

      With how Marvel writers love to mess with Spider-Man, that could be Canon in a comic.

    • @Tfbrave
      @Tfbrave Před 10 měsíci +25

      ​@@BenjaMan64aren't JJ and Peter related now with May and JJ's father getting married? Or did that get undone too? (for the record the newest Spiderman I've actually read were Worldwide and spiderverse- I know newer writers have really messed him up but that's the extent of my knowledge on newer spidy books)

    • @FireFox64000000
      @FireFox64000000 Před 10 měsíci +20

      I'm not going to say that would justify all of his hate. I'm just going to say that I would understand.

    • @danielferguson5971
      @danielferguson5971 Před 10 měsíci +8

      ​@@Tfbrave jamesons dad died I dont know how though

  • @Dice-sickle
    @Dice-sickle Před 10 měsíci +75

    That “…How?” at 0:48 was spoken from the HEART 💀💀💀

  • @realanimegirl777
    @realanimegirl777 Před 10 měsíci +570

    I like how it's implied that JJJ's ex-wife kept up with his shit for 3 years

    • @MrDj232
      @MrDj232 Před 10 měsíci +121

      Probably not his literal shit, I'm guessing there's some poor Bugle intern who has seen too much.

    • @Viperboi-qn5of
      @Viperboi-qn5of Před 10 měsíci +15

      ​oh god...

    • @spiderboy43
      @spiderboy43 Před 10 měsíci +15

      "Here kid, take my shit and chuck it in the crapper, and make it fast, I'm about to drop another deuce in a few seconds!"

    • @litterbox019
      @litterbox019 Před 10 měsíci +1

      solid jjj

  • @raynarksatriawibowo6688
    @raynarksatriawibowo6688 Před 10 měsíci +9

    Spiderman causing cancer is an actual one of his comic book story arc

  • @zendio6882
    @zendio6882 Před 10 měsíci +235

    i love the implication he replied to "i'm taking the kids" with "alright thank you"

    • @nighthero7
      @nighthero7 Před 10 měsíci +25

      Gotta appreciate a person's honesty sometimes. Instead of doing it behind his back, she let him know without disturbing his job.

    • @AtomicArtumas
      @AtomicArtumas Před 10 měsíci +29

      I mean, tbf, if he can't move from his chair, they're better off with her, so he could legitimately be thanking her for not trying to abandon them.

    • @ralalbatross
      @ralalbatross Před 9 měsíci

      Well. He's dogged in pursuit of the truth.
      Spiderman wrecked a marriage of 33 years after all

  • @conman_yt7999
    @conman_yt7999 Před 10 měsíci +29

    "Hate crimes are at an all time high"
    "Spider-Man hates-"
    What were you going to say JJJ?

    • @spaciousflame
      @spaciousflame Před 5 měsíci +1

      Spider man hates minorities.

    • @octaviusroosevelt7355
      @octaviusroosevelt7355 Před 4 měsíci +1

      Well, I mean... Look, he's not racist, but... I mean, he has some friends who are... Uh...
      Why do you wokes have to cancel me on everything?!

  • @gearguy8360
    @gearguy8360 Před 10 měsíci +239

    "What about all the bad stuff that happened before Spider-Man?"
    "Spider-Man, time travelling menace!"

    • @s.nifrum4580
      @s.nifrum4580 Před 8 měsíci +19

      “He only time traveled once, and he immediately destroyed the machine afterward”
      “Why do you know that Parker?”

    • @birdmcturd1626
      @birdmcturd1626 Před 7 měsíci +12

      @@s.nifrum4580”Why wouldn’t I know that the local superhero travelled through time?”

    • @CrowTR0bot
      @CrowTR0bot Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@s.nifrum4580 What storyline is that from, actually?

  • @JayQuelinx
    @JayQuelinx Před 10 měsíci +34

    "Spiderman slings webs, and coke" had me screaming,🤣

  • @kingburriyto8515
    @kingburriyto8515 Před 10 měsíci +1310

    Can't believe his JK Simmons impression is just that outstanding. Truly a spitting image of him.

    • @CSHummer
      @CSHummer Před 10 měsíci +93

      To be fair, it's not outstanding, since he can't stand

    • @Reginald425
      @Reginald425 Před 10 měsíci +41

      @@CSHummerOutsitting impression

    • @literallyjustisaac3521
      @literallyjustisaac3521 Před 10 měsíci +5

      Wait that wasnt JK Simmons?

    • @dometrikschramm5301
      @dometrikschramm5301 Před 10 měsíci +1

      The voices were too similar :/

    • @ultimaGames0
      @ultimaGames0 Před 10 měsíci +2

      He’s impression is good as he’s a master of slander like JK Simmons

  • @andre1999o
    @andre1999o Před 10 měsíci +28

    Spider-Man single-handedly lays waste to Carthage and salts its soil.

  • @pappabunny
    @pappabunny Před 10 měsíci +988

    And congratulations for finally getting a female voice actress. Top notch work.

    • @gingerayyle
      @gingerayyle Před 10 měsíci +64

      They've had MothballsVA for a lot of their stuff in the past

    • @tylerbartlett28
      @tylerbartlett28 Před 10 měsíci +15

      Probably just a man doing a female voice

    • @NightWing1800
      @NightWing1800 Před 10 měsíci +31

      @@tylerbartlett28 The VA is in the description.

    • @BlackKyurem5
      @BlackKyurem5 Před 10 měsíci +75

      Hes had some for awhile.
      It just became a running joke with Wonder Woman

    • @terminallygray
      @terminallygray Před 10 měsíci +2

      No, no. no I thought Betty was ghetto. It sounded like Betty used to be ghetto.

  • @SomeGuyOnThisPlatform
    @SomeGuyOnThisPlatform Před 10 měsíci +15

    I’m starting to think Solid JJ might actually be J Jonah Jameson considering how many times he puts Spider-Man in situations that paint him as a bad guy or situations that give him a hard time.

    • @terminallygray
      @terminallygray Před 10 měsíci +4

      And..... have you EVER seen J Jameson and Solid JJ in the same room together ?? Think about it.....

    • @justin2308
      @justin2308 Před 10 měsíci

      Also interesting how both of them have at least two J’s in their names…

    • @terminallygray
      @terminallygray Před 10 měsíci

      @@justin2308 Yea !! 2 J's now there's a clue !!

  • @andrezzil8909
    @andrezzil8909 Před 10 měsíci +664

    this man JJ really just said "thank you" to his wife for divorcing him

    • @HMNCLunar
      @HMNCLunar Před 10 měsíci +86

      "Sir, your wife lost the checkbook."
      "THAT'S SOME GREAT NEWS!"

    • @tylerbartlett28
      @tylerbartlett28 Před 10 měsíci +37

      More news to blame spiderman for

    • @LloydTheZephyrian
      @LloydTheZephyrian Před 10 měsíci +19

      I mean, denial is one helluva drug.

    • @Shiestey
      @Shiestey Před 10 měsíci +18

      Reminds me of that skit from the onion where the White House representatives wife died but he keeps nonchalantly brushing it off for questions for the president lmao

    • @kingofcards9516
      @kingofcards9516 Před 10 měsíci +5

      Based.

  • @Astrosk1er
    @Astrosk1er Před 10 měsíci +62

    2:25 that tagline just broke me

  • @Bogdanisar
    @Bogdanisar Před 10 měsíci +114

    Ironically, in the moment when Spiderman's existence actually personally affects Jameson in a negative way, he comes up with "Spiderman ends marriage of 33 years", which is closer to the truth than anything else that Jameson said since his obsession with Spiderman is what ultimately killed his marriage.

    • @saparapatepete
      @saparapatepete Před 7 měsíci +1

      but he can't blame his obsession on him, that was his mess

  • @RatchVision
    @RatchVision Před 10 měsíci +15

    I was really hoping to see this go the other way. Have Jameson actually break down how after Spiderman showed up, all of the sudden increasingly horrible threats started attacking the city and he points out how none of these things happened prior to Spiderman existing. He even busts out crime statistics and shows that crime had increased since Spiderman started "fighting" it. The punchline would be Parker quits his job and being Spiderman, leaves the city, and crime drops dramatically.

    • @justin2308
      @justin2308 Před 10 měsíci +6

      That’s…a really good point. No hero, no need for a story. No story, no conflict. No conflict, no villain.

  • @faislayer.
    @faislayer. Před 10 měsíci +458

    If this was canon it would unironically be the kindest way Peter’s been treated by the writers 💀

    • @zachg5856
      @zachg5856 Před 10 měsíci +29

      No I think the kindest the writers have ever been to spider man is he’s dead for those times and doesn’t have some story going on

    • @Kaimariification
      @Kaimariification Před 10 měsíci +22

      Plot twist: Marvel told the writers to make Peter suffer, so they went this route because they lacked the sadism required to make Peter suffer anymore. They use Plot money to keep the Daily Bugle in business so they balance it all out.

    • @cassiolins1203
      @cassiolins1203 Před 10 měsíci +26

      One of those is actually canon. Spiderman indeed once gave cancer to Mary Jane with his radioative sperm (really, look it up).

    • @sdgdhpmbp
      @sdgdhpmbp Před 10 měsíci +3

      ​@@cassiolins1203What about ending marriage? His own to be specific.

    • @CyreseParrish
      @CyreseParrish Před 8 měsíci

      ​@cassiolins1203 That was an alternate universe, technically not in the canon one, but it still did happen regardless.

  • @scissor07
    @scissor07 Před 10 měsíci +26

    "Spiderman breaks friends out of prison." What an inspirational guy.

  • @bjchit
    @bjchit Před 10 měsíci +584

    It's impressive how no matter how ridiculous he has the characters behave, Solid JJ still is lore accurate (Jameson being jealous of Spider-Man is a big reason why he treats him the way he does).

    • @Deathmare235
      @Deathmare235 Před 10 měsíci +3

      Jealous?

    • @quinnv1905
      @quinnv1905 Před 10 měsíci +61

      ​@Deathmare235 yeah there are a few reasons that i know of one of them was his wife was murdered by a man in a mask and he doesn't trust anyone wearing a mask or spiderman debut ended up overshadowing his son's achievements, or that he is just jealous of him.

    • @bjchit
      @bjchit Před 10 měsíci

      @@Deathmare235 Oh yea, as early as issue #10 of Amazing, Triple J was lamenting how he wasn't half the man Spidey is.
      This is the speech he has in private: "Am I always to be thwarted, embarrassed, frustrated by Spider-Man?? I hate that costumed freak more than I've ever hated anyone before!...All my life I've been interested in only one thing-making money! And yet, Spider-Man risks his life day after day with no thought of reward! If a man like him is good-is a hero-then what am I??...Spider-Man represents everything that I'm not! He's brave, powerful and unselfish! The truth is, I envy him! I, J. Jonah Jameson-millionaire, man of the world, civic leader-I'd give everything I own to be the man that he is! But I can never climb to his level! So all that remains for me is--to try and tear him down--because, Heaven help me--I'm jealous of him!"

    • @DanielBotes
      @DanielBotes Před 10 měsíci +59

      ​@@quinnv1905my personal favourite is that it's not Spider-man that he has a problem with, it's the fact that he doesn't have any accountability.

    • @markdibuo3756
      @markdibuo3756 Před 10 měsíci +8

      In the comics he had an abusive father who was well liked by the city.

  • @sketchpixels6255
    @sketchpixels6255 Před 10 měsíci +11

    0:47 The fact Spiderman ACTUALLY COULD have given the mayor cancer makes this 100 times more funny

  • @melh937
    @melh937 Před 10 měsíci +132

    "That punk can climb walls. Don't put it past him!" Was actually the most logical line of this vid 😂

  • @danieljames1868
    @danieljames1868 Před 10 měsíci +35

    Betty is having way too much fun with this, and honestly I can't blame her.

  • @Dalton_Boardman2000
    @Dalton_Boardman2000 Před 10 měsíci +126

    This isn't even an exaggeration. This is exactly what he does.

    • @TheACcam
      @TheACcam Před 10 měsíci +10

      Right?

    • @GZilla311
      @GZilla311 Před 10 měsíci

      Hasn’t he gotten better recently since learning who Spidey is?

    • @johntumahab323
      @johntumahab323 Před 10 měsíci +10

      Indeed. I still remember way back in "The Amazing Spider-Man #1" when Jameson first appeared. His son's space capsule ended up losing a control module and was in a decaying orbit, so Spider-Man broke into a NASA base and had them fly him as close as he could to the descending capsule with a spare module and, at the risk of his life, he reinserted it so that Jameson's son could safely deploy the chute and return to Earth.
      Jameson used his newspaper to blame Spider-Man for causing the entire incident and ruining the launch so that he could make himself look heroic. And everyone believed JJJ. :/

  • @speedy6526
    @speedy6526 Před 10 měsíci +9

    0:07 Don't need to explain what this looks like. We all know what it is.

  • @ZggFghvgGrffht
    @ZggFghvgGrffht Před 10 měsíci +206

    The Daily Bugle should be renamed Spider-Man Slander Weekly.💀

    • @frostmourne1986
      @frostmourne1986 Před 10 měsíci +27

      You mean Daily

    • @FlyingKipperEh
      @FlyingKipperEh Před 10 měsíci +10

      Slander? The Daily Bugle speaks of truth.

    • @ultimapower6950
      @ultimapower6950 Před 10 měsíci +35

      Technically it’s Spider-Man Libel Weekly

    • @sbkeel5639
      @sbkeel5639 Před 10 měsíci +24

      ​​@@ultimapower6950I see you are also a fan of the Tobey Maguire Spider-Man movies! "Slander is spoken, in print it's libel." J Jonah Jameson in Spider-Man 1.

    • @Unknown_Nexus535
      @Unknown_Nexus535 Před 10 měsíci +7

      @@sbkeel5639You don’t trust anyone that’s your problem

  • @matheusarruda6462
    @matheusarruda6462 Před 10 měsíci +3

    I'm shocked Spider-Man kept the views of this video below 1 billion. He's truly a menace.

  • @mwawadoshanga
    @mwawadoshanga Před 10 měsíci +171

    Betty: "Mister Jameson, remember 9/11?"
    J. Jonah. Jameson: "... New headline!" "Spider-Man crashes planes into the twin towers!"

    • @MaximizedAnimation
      @MaximizedAnimation Před 10 měsíci +32

      Well in a teaser trailer for the first movie, he did create a huge web between the twin towers and trapped a helicopter in it

    • @zomaz
      @zomaz Před 10 měsíci +29

      "Spider-Man's web can melt steel beams!"

    • @Amitlu
      @Amitlu Před 10 měsíci +19

      "Spider Man made Dr Doom cry in the wreckage of the towers!"

    • @ultimaGames0
      @ultimaGames0 Před 10 měsíci +13

      Bro this is messed up
      And I was gonna comment that…

    • @camerondodge2070
      @camerondodge2070 Před 10 měsíci +15

      "Spider-Man Forces Juggernaut to Topple Twin Towers!"

  • @d4n737
    @d4n737 Před 10 měsíci +22

    Okay: Here's an Idea for a sketch - People of New York pretty much get sick of the Bugle's shit and come to protest
    Think about it. Spider-Man either:
    - Prevented a crisis that might've potentially been dangerous to you, or at least destroyed your favorite cafe
    - Directly saved your own loved one from death or harm
    - Saved YOU directly from death or harm
    People are going to riot that JJJ is slandering someone who isn't just a loved public figure, like a celebrity on the internet, but a hero who they're directly grateful to, because he has made a tangable impact on their lives.

    • @elysiankentarchy1531
      @elysiankentarchy1531 Před 4 měsíci +2

      With how Spider-Man is treated these days, the crowd will probably just start burning him in effigy.

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 Před 10 měsíci +44

    “Spider Man giving people cancer.”
    Mary Jane comes forward as a victim.

  • @quincylancer
    @quincylancer Před 10 měsíci +4

    “Spider-Man’s not mad, just disappointed”

  • @ElectricalMatthew
    @ElectricalMatthew Před 10 měsíci +229

    I can’t believe Spiderman would do all those terrible things and pretend to be a hero but good thing there are people like Jameson who tell us the truth.

    • @terminallygray
      @terminallygray Před 10 měsíci +1

      Straight from the Fox News playbook.....
      Oh.....Wait..... So THAT'S WHERE they got the idea.
      Damn media, always copying itself !!

  • @MCDexpo
    @MCDexpo Před 10 měsíci +4

    "Let's see who you really are, The Daily Bugle!"
    **unmasks**
    Everyone: **gasp** "NATIONAL ENQUIRER???"

  • @MeepoolOz
    @MeepoolOz Před 10 měsíci +142

    Can’t believe spider man went and raised taxes like that 😔

    • @gearoidoconnell5729
      @gearoidoconnell5729 Před 10 měsíci +7

      I believe this one the amount of web Spiderman leaves in the city is going to cost Taxman for all the cleaning.

    • @kingofcards9516
      @kingofcards9516 Před 10 měsíci +3

      Truly evil.

    • @MeepoolOz
      @MeepoolOz Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@gearoidoconnell5729 truly saddening

    • @1bridge11
      @1bridge11 Před 10 měsíci

      @@gearoidoconnell5729 The webs dissolve after an hour. That's cannon.

  • @AesirSW
    @AesirSW Před 10 měsíci +6

    I can't believe Spider-Man broke Jameson's legs so he'd end up divorced. What a menace.

  • @BR-jw7pm
    @BR-jw7pm Před 10 měsíci +106

    While I enjoy Jameson, a lot of incarnations definitely fall into “I reject your reality and substitute my own” territory

  • @obeseoverlold
    @obeseoverlold Před 10 měsíci +4

    Who would've thought that Spiderman was the reason why WW1, WW2 and the Vietnamese War happened? I mean, he wasn't even born yet!

  • @CrocsFortress
    @CrocsFortress Před 10 měsíci +86

    The fact Jameson is so mad because he can’t stand is gold.

  • @Robert-mx1io
    @Robert-mx1io Před 10 měsíci +7

    Spider man driving Jameson crazy is further proof Spider-Man is ableist.

  • @stephenquinn3447
    @stephenquinn3447 Před 10 měsíci +26

    0:44 Spider-man: Reign in a nutshell

  • @IncredibleMD
    @IncredibleMD Před 10 měsíci +15

    I still trust JJJ more than the MSM.

  • @TimorousEye
    @TimorousEye Před 10 měsíci +24

    Now just imagine if Spider-Man was the villain the Daily Bugle presents him as.

  • @jonathanrobinson8926
    @jonathanrobinson8926 Před 10 měsíci +5

    I can't believe Spider-Man convonced JJJ to report false news.

  • @Poopenfarden
    @Poopenfarden Před 10 měsíci +78

    I was trying way to hard to not laugh when he said "spiderman slings webs and coke!"

    • @richardarriaga6271
      @richardarriaga6271 Před 10 měsíci +13

      Man was just trying to get some kid a soda and this is the thanks he gets

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 Před 10 měsíci +4

      ​@@richardarriaga6271
      I mean, at that velocity, he should've seen it coming
      Spiderman, I mean. The kid probably couldn't see something moving that fast.

  • @Blake_Stone
    @Blake_Stone Před 10 měsíci +3

    This isn't even really an exaggeration, it's just a normal portrayal of J. Jonah Jameson.

  • @Vox-Multis
    @Vox-Multis Před 10 měsíci +48

    If I didn't know this channel any better, I'd think this was hard-hitting social commentary.

  • @wolfwind7654
    @wolfwind7654 Před 10 měsíci +3

    Can't believe the only voice of reason in that office is JJ, I mean Parker is obviously a spiderman simpathiser and Betty is clearly open to the truth and starting to understand but JJ is the only one with their eyes open seeing the monster that is Spiderman

  • @patrickkenneally3016
    @patrickkenneally3016 Před 10 měsíci +8

    Spider-Man could cough, and Jameson would tell New York he’s spreading the plague.

  • @cc0767
    @cc0767 Před 10 měsíci +24

    1:00 so spiderman isnt actually climbing walls, his constant farts are keeping him afloat!

  • @hasanfuad7668
    @hasanfuad7668 Před 10 měsíci +27

    spider man: sitting in a chair
    jameson: THE WALL CRAWLING MENACE IS BOMBING AN ORPHANAGE

  • @karimamin2
    @karimamin2 Před 10 měsíci +3

    "Tag-line, she's taking the kids"
    Peter: Finally, Spiderman did something right.

  • @jotheunissen9274
    @jotheunissen9274 Před 10 měsíci +5

    Now to the weather
    Weatherman: "It's raining"
    J. Jonah Jameson: "DAMN YOU SPIDER-MAN!"

  • @jaidora
    @jaidora Před 10 měsíci +2

    Ironically if I'm remembering this right, there was a bad ending comic where Peter and MJ's daughter was never born because the radioactive spider that bit Peter also made him radioactive. That means in that specific comic book, Spider-Mad did give you cancer due to overexposure. It was supposed to be one of those "if you had 1 wish" type of comic books.

  • @highgrounder
    @highgrounder Před 10 měsíci +4

    I can’t believe Spider-Man helped Gru steal the moon

  • @Deranged_ottoman
    @Deranged_ottoman Před 9 měsíci +3

    The Daily Bugle's (mentally) BREAKING NEWS!

  • @LordTyph
    @LordTyph Před 10 měsíci +69

    "Spiderman ruins journalistic integrity of the Daily Bugle"
    "Spiderman leads slanderous hate campaign against J. Jonah Jameson"
    "J. Jonah Jameson isn't shifting blame, Spiderman's just that much of a menace"

  • @eomin
    @eomin Před 10 měsíci +4

    Well, J. J. Jameson really does love to blame Spiderman for everything going wrong in the world.
    In one comic, he was literally holding up the Daily Bugle building by himself as the last pillar. To allow the trapped people inside to escape in time.
    And as his bones were cracking and poking out of his skin, Jameson managed to blame him to the face. Standing 10 feet away from him, as he was crumbling under the building's weight.

    • @nighthero7
      @nighthero7 Před 9 měsíci

      In the world of code name super: That right there is what you call true villainry. That is top tier hating. Imagine running up to a guy in middle of saving you & blaming him for everything that's wrong.

  • @MichaelUrocyon
    @MichaelUrocyon Před 10 měsíci +6

    In a way, he's right. His obsession with Spider Man is probably what drove the relationship into the ground- Spider Man, did indeed end that marriage.

  • @jamesreilly5905
    @jamesreilly5905 Před 10 měsíci +2

    I cannot believe the fact that Spider-Mann wants to kill my grandmother I'm glad that J.Jonah Jameson is reporting the truth as opposed to the phony newspapers that say he's a hero

  • @RandoGrunt
    @RandoGrunt Před 10 měsíci +21

    Thank you Omni-Man for bringing us the real truth about that menace

  • @moroc333
    @moroc333 Před 10 měsíci +3

    Jameson: "Spiderman gives people cancer"
    Peter: ... Well, you got me there

  • @DaveMiller6042
    @DaveMiller6042 Před 10 měsíci +25

    0:50
    Well depending on the story, his sperm.

  • @rabronin
    @rabronin Před 10 měsíci +11

    1:28 pretty close to home

  • @igor_kossov
    @igor_kossov Před 10 měsíci +19

    I'm a news reporter and I've absolutely worked with caricatures like JJJ. One of them had the cigar and everything.

  • @dimancor2925
    @dimancor2925 Před 10 měsíci +3

    Wait, i thought JJ had only one son an astronaut. Does that mean Spiderman gave JJ new kids?

  • @vash_the_stampede6570
    @vash_the_stampede6570 Před 10 měsíci +17

    1:10 When he said "Webs and Coke" shit had me weak lmao😂

  • @dappersnakeproductions3294
    @dappersnakeproductions3294 Před 10 měsíci +2

    “Spider-Man steals Halloween Candy!” Tagline; “Batman Joins forces with wall-crawling menace”

  • @mothballsva
    @mothballsva Před 10 měsíci +7

    why would spider man spilled spaghetti sauce on my carpet.

  • @leokim1458
    @leokim1458 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Spiderman is putting The Bugle's reputation at risk by not doing what they say he does.
    What a menace!

  • @Nash1t0
    @Nash1t0 Před 10 měsíci +12

    That punchline is absolute gold i think i found my favorite Spider-Man parody

  • @metroidhunter965
    @metroidhunter965 Před 10 měsíci +3

    Jamison, in the first half is an accurate representation of modern news media.

  • @ricardodasilva3161
    @ricardodasilva3161 Před 10 měsíci +20

    Imagine if somewhere in the Spiderverse, J.J is right about SpiderMan

    • @MrDj232
      @MrDj232 Před 10 měsíci

      Spiderman became president, and behind the mask is Joe Biden.

    • @TheACcam
      @TheACcam Před 10 měsíci +8

      And he's a journalist who can't get a job and self publishes his warnings to a public that doesn't believe him.

    • @camerondodge2070
      @camerondodge2070 Před 10 měsíci +3

      That actually sounds like a somewhat interesting idea, maybe for a one-off issue. Or maybe my sense of taste has deteriorated in the current Spidey landscape.

    • @rjfrost7090
      @rjfrost7090 Před 10 měsíci +4

      I want a Spider-Man version of J Jonah Jameson that's has a Peter Parker taking pictures of him trying to make Spider-Man look like a hero, but JJJ keeps making his alter ego out to be a villain with the Daily Bugle for some reason.
      Either that or JJJ has an alternate personality that's Spider-Man he isn't aware of that isn't aware of him either.

    • @ironmaster6496
      @ironmaster6496 Před 10 měsíci

      Spider-man if he actually appeared in the boys

  • @phoenixomega806
    @phoenixomega806 Před 4 měsíci +2

    after hearing JJJ can't stand my mind quickly imagined a revision of that scene in Breaking Bad but instead of Hector and Gus it's Jonah and Spider-Man

  • @Meander_
    @Meander_ Před 10 měsíci +8

    You could see the last punchline from a mile away and it still was funny

  • @edenengland1883
    @edenengland1883 Před 10 měsíci +1

    im just imagining the scene of Green Gobliin holding up JJ and spiderman comes in but leaves because he's just so fed up with JJ

  • @cdldriver2348
    @cdldriver2348 Před 10 měsíci +13

    None of those Super Villains showed up until Spider-man came along...

    • @chinsaw2727
      @chinsaw2727 Před 10 měsíci +4

      “When an animal realizes that its life is under threat, it lashes out at all that threatens its survival. It will not rest until it either feels safe or perishes. This city has an animal loose within its borders, a parasite that fights to stay alive. This beast is called crime.
      Crime has nested in Gotham for a long time. Without any predators, crime had grown to be spoiled and bold.
      Until I arrived. Crime see’s me and sees only its demise. To protect itself, crime has lashed out at this city, reestablish its iron grip through brute force. But, I shall persist.
      Crime is a disease, and I am the cure. These supervillains that have risen in my wake are but only the fever, the last desperate bearing of teeth by a dying animal.
      This will pass, because I will persist. I promised to never take a life, but I have made one exception. Crime will die by my hands.”
      -Batman

    • @initialssg4379
      @initialssg4379 Před 10 měsíci

      When an animal realizes that its life is under threat, it lashes out at all that threatens its survival. It will not rest until it either feels safe or perishes. This city has an animal loose within its borders, a parasite that fights to stay alive. This beast is called Batman.

    • @jlev1028
      @jlev1028 Před 10 měsíci +1

      Funny enough, Scorpion was created as a result of Jameson's influence. He basically paid a scientist to put a test subject in an experimental suit so he could beat the wall crawler and become New York's sole animal-themed crimefighter. Unfortunately, it worked too well, as the suit basically became glued to Mac Gargan's body.

    • @gregrowe1168
      @gregrowe1168 Před 10 měsíci +2

      Vision basically said the Avengers were to blame for villains attacking. If they didn’t exist, the villains wouldn’t either. The Joker without Batman is relatively harmless. Batman makes him act out.

  • @OverHour
    @OverHour Před 6 měsíci +4

    1:19 Jameson was about to say something very objectionable here if peter didn't cut him off.

  • @shaunstudios163
    @shaunstudios163 Před 10 měsíci +9

    The hair line makes Peter looks like JJ’s son

  • @squiddyanimations6617
    @squiddyanimations6617 Před 8 měsíci +1

    "Spiderman gives people cancer"
    gave me war flashbacks to Spiderman: Reign

  • @Heatrecks
    @Heatrecks Před 10 měsíci +5

    Remember folks: Paralysis is a valid reason to commit libel!

  • @King-ze2kt
    @King-ze2kt Před 10 měsíci +2

    I was hoping the punch line was that Spider-Man webbed Jameson to the chair as a joke one time and he's been stuck there ever since but never told anyone cuz it's embarrassing. And that's why he blames it all on him

  • @Theidiotraccooncatstudio
    @Theidiotraccooncatstudio Před 9 měsíci +7

    2:20 red haired woman (i forgot her name) and Peter just look at him Like *what*

  • @pigpuke
    @pigpuke Před 10 měsíci +1

    This was my favourite cartoon as a kid in the early 80's. Great work - The Jameson in that cartoon would _TOTALY_ do all that.