Superman Gets a Divorce
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- čas přidán 19. 01. 2024
- Lois and Clark have a lover's spat and if I could have included a scene of Superman punching a hole in the wall, like rotoscoped from Marriage Story, I would have. Woulda been kinda awesome in a domestic violence sorta way :P
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The mutual agreement on Batman’s insanity 💀
☠️ ☠️ ☠️.
i mean is there any other way to describe him
💀
And then they started talking things out that’s how insane Batman is 😂
he's so insane people started posting skull emojis
Batman just saved Superman's marriage without even being there, truly the strongest super hero there is
bold of you to assume he wasnt there
He’s the husband Lois deserves, but not the one she needs.
with enough prep time anything’s possible
@@scratthesquirrel5242he’s in the closet rn
@@scratthesquirrel5242I legit spit my food out when I read this lol
"For you it's half a second but for me it's just reading a book. Would you want to read an entire book like that in one sitting?" I love how despite all the tongue in cheek humor, occasionally you slip in some sort of insightful thoughts on how things would realistically work with super powers.
I like that Supe himself have trouble in explaining this power. It's like explaining colors to blind people, they have different perception
@@r3dr4te963 Clark is like a chef who follows traditional styles of cooking without knowing the science behind the recipes. He doesn't know exactly HOW it all works, he just knows that it does work.
foreshadowing
@@garlicbreadloaf Right? I guess he realized people liked the joke enough to make a whole video about it.
Its so funny that this could just be easily explained with by having supersz patienceerdzsz likerdzsz lmao. 🗿
"Sometimes I wish I married Batman" "No, you don't." ".. You're right, I don't." 😂😂😂🤣🤣👌💯
He has loads of emotional baggage on top of all the same issues Superman has. Yeah, he has money but it would not be worth it in the long run.
@@skullton3292 yeah.
Cus all that money is spent on a pointless endeavor that is really just an excuse to vent out frustrations because of Bruce’s failed and meaningless life.
I mean, as we learned in Batman Beyond, after all of his cosplaying, his vast fortune, his charities, and EVERYTHING he went through as Batman…
It was all for nothing.
It all amounted to nothing.
Absolutely nothing.
@DamonNegrofear no wonder owlman says it doesn't matter
@@DamontheDemon7 lmao deserved
@yes-sj3pd Indeed.
He spent years fighting crime as the unstoppable, untouchable Batman.
A mortal who was seen as a force of nature...
feared by all who knew of him.
A physical god that most people, villainous or not, would find difficult to even stand before him!
Much less face him in a fight.
And WHAT does he have to show for it?
Nothing...
Absolutely nothing.
We went from “*nods in lack of a voice actress*” to a genuinely great female voice actress performance 🤩
Wonder Woman should still be voiceless for tradition sake
@@ninab.4540that’s what it is at this point, he has female voices but it’s just funnier that Wonder Woman still can’t talk
@@GA.1022 At this point it's even self-justified in universe since the one time non-evil Wonder Woman got to talk, she was unfortunately possessed by the myopic _WW84_ Wonder Woman. That or _Flashpoint_ one. ...Or the _Injustice_ one.
Gods, I swear Wonder Woman gets turned evil the most of the Trinity in alternate universes.
Well, Lois doesn't spread nonsense like Wonder Woman, that's why Lois has a voice actress.
Kinda weird he only now just got a voice actress, "MandaBear," literally right when AI voice cloning became a thing in 2023. Really makes ya think...
If it weren't for that end punchline, this would be a convincing plot point in any superman story.
It's something the New Adventures incarnation would do minus the ending
I don't entirely disagree but at the same time I feel the speech would be a bit reversed. Since Lois is a workaholic through and through it's not hard to imagine a plot where Clark wants to spend more time with her that doesn't involve The bugle or him having to rescue her from her getting herself into trouble at the agressive persuit of a story
@@nahuel3433meh, there's time for her to Mature, but the World of Cardboard and all the responsibility that that entails has always been the Best Characterization for Clark
@@nahuel3433 1. She didn't really used to be portrayed as that much of a workaholic so much as a go-getter reporter. To clarify, she didn't used to compromise her private life for the sake of work, but she did compromise her own safety for the sake of a scoop. Partly cause she knew Supes would bail her out when she ended up in trouble, which is its own can of worms, but meh.
2. Bugle, huh?
"The fuck is Interstellar?"
2:07 this was genuinely one of the most emotional and beautiful segments I’ve ever seen and I completely forgot I was watching a skit. And then Lois said “I want kids” and Superman left and i was caught so off guard and I absolutely lost my shit
1:26 "y'know I'm just READINGF a book"
I do enjoy readingf some fine literatured
"I want kids"
"Would you look at that, we're out of milk. I'll go get some!"
🤣🤣🤣
"I'm back! Let's make a Jon Kent!"
"Waityouactuallycameback-"
"It was ME Barry, I SPOILED YOUR MILK!!!"
Super-Dead Beat Dad😂😂😂
that never ends well
Seeing Lois as a Robin would be wacky.
Lois as Robin would be interesting to see as a video.
Hmm, does her parents still alive though.
Buuuutt….booty shorts if were going off the old robin design…combine that with the Adventures with Superman Lois and thests a win
I mean shes actually good fighter and whenever she gets powers she becomes sidekick for superman
@@hakksemerci9988sure, but then she eventually dies like every robin
I love how you're version of Supes is well-meaning but a bit empty-headed, it genuinely makes him likable but also let's you understand the other characters frustration with him
I remember one YTer (speaking in defense of Superman as a character) describing him as an "Eternal Boy Scout": kind if naive bit always willing to help...
Honestly yea i can see it
In solid JJ land he is eternally trying to do good, but this can come off as conceited or mildly jerkish in its sincerity, as odd as it sounds
Oh and of course getting batman on the super friends solely for the money
The immediate agreement on Batman's insanity is too delicious.
We don’t talk about the pink one…
I AM THE PINK KRYPTONITE.
He’s got you there Clark
Dam it!...I wanted to be the first to say it.
Fine, but the offer still stands
There's the red one. The black one.... The Pink one.
I love the love exhibited between these two. Lois' VA really sold her character well. "Damn it, Smallville..." Superman always wins.
When did he get a female VA? I genuinely can't remember.
@@Rose-yx6jqHe's gotten voice actresses a handful of times, but for tradition sake, and cause she would spread nonsense if she had a voice actress, Wonder Woman doesn't have one.
Watch Smallville, and that "Superman always wins" line won't even be in your vocab, just *poof* . Gone.
@@paperking_realAnd consider we haven't even heard what kind of horrors would come out from Cheetah and Catwoman's mouth!
@@Rose-yx6jqoften, but not for woman woman, Wonder Woman doesn’t get a voice.
The voice actor for Lois nailed it.
"Theres the red one, the black one... The pink one"
We dont talk about the pink one
Man, we were dangerously close to a genuinely wholesome moment! Thank goodness for that ending.
Though I loved the "I wish I'd married Batman" "No you don't" exchange-that was such a "these two really vibe" moment.
My favorite part of the video, honestly, lol
In an alternate universe she does marry Batman and Superman gives her away at the wedding, they end up having a son
@@byronrush9802 What was that in?
Jesus Christ died for your sins on the cross. Repent and believe in him or you will be separated from God The Father for all eternity and face hell forever, for all eternity, never ending.
@@treek10kis that what the story's called?
This has to be the most character development Solid JJ gave Superman. He better utilizes him than the DCEU.
Agreed, though that is unfortunately still an *extremely* low bar over a decade later somehow despite that fact the DCEU could have easily used the DCAU as a template if WB & DC had been competent.
Ahem, the SJEU.
Jesus Christ died for your sins on the cross. Repent and believe in him or you will be separated from God The Father for all eternity and face hell forever, for all eternity, never ending.
Space Jesus SUPERMAN??? @@treek10k
@@treek10k this is about Superman, not Jesus. OK, maybe in Man of Steel...
For all of their ups and downs, it warms my heart to see that they can still agree on Batman being batshit insane.
2:49 "I wouldn't know"
For those confused about the whole "I could have married Batman" in the Superman Animated Series, "World's Finest" arc we see Batman and Superman first meet each other and Lois ends up growing a crush on Bruce Wayne. And as such Clark begins to get really jealous about it and Batman just goes along with it. It's only when Lois figures out who Batman is that she decides to break it off.
Way to have some attention to detail from the DCAU.
Justice League Batman was so annoying. An invincible woman who adored him was RIGHT THERE but his grumpy ass got him to bang an underage Barbara and sulked him in an edgy series that should've been it's own thing but got forgotten in time due to being too edgy.
I don’t think its really attention to detail but its just relating to the other biggest DC hero
@@hyxal. In some incarnations she marries Lex.
It’s also a thing in the silver age
It's a old comics thing, Lois Lane used to have her own solo comic during the Silver Age and a bunch of those stories were her trying to marry Superman or another hero
Ironically, Superman is still a better husband than Batman is a father.
That's kinda like saying having better skin complexation then Joker though
@@TheCreepyLantern It's like saying being slower than the flash
And a better family man in Smallville universe... he just found a better woman!!
I mean Dick came out pretty.... Decent?
To be completely fair, Gotham literally has a curse to have infinite crime. Regardless of the Joker and the Riddler being dependent on Batman, the city would DIE without Batman. There was ONE series where Batmans's protégé was actually able to protect the city by himself and he STILL needed Bruce's help half the time. Bruce can't retire. He spends the day as Bruce Wayne pretending to be a playboy, running a company that has worldwide connection, continuing his missions as Batman, taking care of his adopted children and whatever else is happening that day. He literally can't retire without sacrificing everything.
What would be funny is if that "house fire" he's going to in order to get out of the "I want kids" talk is the Cadmus building from episode 1 of Young Justice
1:20 I've actually had that thought about The Flash. Yes, when he does stuff like go through EVERY combination of a lock until he hits the right one, it looks like 5 seconds to us, but does he experience it in 'real time' to him (like, did HOURS go by while he did that) 😅
"For you I'm reading it in a second, for me it's 'I'm reading a book' "
Perfect, lol
Well guess what, everyone read books, so maybe Sup should stop complaining about his speed reading privilege.
Last time I checked, being able to read several books quickly is STILL a superpower.
@@alexgac1801 Sure but unless you're a normal person then you definitely won't wanna end up with that one.
@@alexgac1801 who is grabbing a book and reading it all in one sitting in the middle of a conversation?
To be honest, that part about "the only thing worth looking at was you" is smooooooooooth.
The voice acting for Lois in this is stellar
that was surprisingly wholesome, i almost lost myself in there
and then it hit me, the solidjj ending
"Was everyone on Krypton such a cheeseball?"
"Don't know, they're all dead."
every kryptonian is dead, except of the ones that aren't (and there are a LOT of them)
And his cousin. Of all people, of all odds, his goddamned cousin. Whom adaptations outside of comics always forgot she's not Clark with a skirt. Imagine if he didn't fall for Louis. He finally found his equal, but *it's his cousin*
@@ninab.4540 shes not Clark with a skirt. for one shes a lot darker and two she hates humans
“Hence the ‘was’, smallville.”
@@ninab.4540that's probably exactly why they made her his cousin. So people wouldn't be like "why is he still with Lois? they could save the Kryptonian race!" instead it's just "yeah that's your cousin, just stick to clapping human cheeks Clark"
I love that, even in a joke video, Superman's heart still shines through eventually. That whole bit of him confessing his love to Lois was A+.
Lois really feels the part where love isn't enough. A want to commit to a relationship isn't enough either. You need the actual commitment, the time spent, the mutual respect, empathy and emotional availability. Lois cannot appreciate the love if the love never gets shown. Only with what was said in that conversation it is clear that Superman is having a unilateral relationship. She has been sitting by the lunch table for more than 12 hours. He claims to have an eye on her always. Either that is a lie or he is extremely bad at reading her expressions. If it is a lie, the smooth talking is empty words. If it is true, then he clearly doesn't care about her feelings. All he did was insult her and evade responsibility. Either you have a mutual relationship or you don't have a relationship.
Bros was saving planets from destruction before they got married. This was already their life. She should’ve expected this. There are millions of bad guys that want to destroy or enslave earth and half of them are recurring.
Lois Lane could've easily disarmed Clark's Building's-on-fire-escape, but realized she shouldn't tempt the man who has heat vision, and looking for an excuse.
You will never know why this comment is about
I mean, he's probably not even lying.
He can't run forever.
He eventually had kids in the comics. It's only a matter of time for this one.
If need be he can set it on fire with his laser eyes or whatever.
@@aaronkelly1762 But we all know Batman gotta keep Joker on the tightest leash for those 9 months. Otherwise, you know, Kryptonian dictator
@@AirLancernah he said there's a house fire in the ATLANTIC😂😂😂
At this point I think everyone would know that Clark Kent is Superman. Even with that amazing disguise.
I heard there was this show from the UK called The Rise and Fall of Reginald Perrin where a guy fakes his own death and then returns wearing a ridiculous fake moustache. Every knows it's him but goes along with his pretending he's someone else, even his wife.
Clark Kent can't be Superman. Clark Kent wears glasses, Superman doesn't. If he was Superman he wouldn't be able to see what he was doing and would just fly into stuff, it would be a disaster.
I could 100% accept a headcanon that everyone who works on Clark's floor knows he's Superman and does the work to keep the secret from getting out. Would explain how he keeps his job while leaving every other day.
If i recall, the sole reason why no one thinks Clark Kent is Superman despite having the same face is because of how mundane and pathetic Clark behaves.
One would think that Superman, the dude with a freaking arctic base and god bulk who shoots lasers while flying would be a man who has it all and struts it, and when people see Clark with the same face as a dude with a 9-5 job, usually hunched a bit, meek, soft-spoken, and normal...they'd think "Na, there is no way in hell Superman's secret identity would be THAT dude. Way too normal and timid." So Clark gets the hilariously ironic reputation of "that dude who looks like Superman but is too lame to possibly be Superman" and thus can get away with not even needing a disguise.
Funnily, if Clark ever behaved like Bruce Wayne then everyone would immediately be able to tell he's Superman because that's the kind of guy you'd expect from someone with Superman's power.
@@gregvs.theworld451Everyone involved completely understands the whole: "secret identities stop villains from going after the people close to superheroes" thing, so they all just unanimously agreed that they were better off burying the story than losing the office every other day and getting held hostage from 9-5 like Lois...
omg a female voice actress
Your end-video monologues have massive “interdimensional cable” energy
superman avoiding starting injustice like it's the plague.
G O O D .
Facts!! 😭🤣🤣
I actually love the idea that on one of his adventures he's seen an alternate universe or seen the future or something and every time Lois mentions having kids he just goes "Good gosh, Lois, speaking of kids, I think I hear one falling off a building. Time to go!"
He's probably worried his super spunk will kill Lois hence why he avoided having kids.
@@TOONYBOY "Clark, you know it's a real injustice to your wife to not discuss a family with them."
*the three stare in silence at eachother*
"I see the problem now Clark."
"Yeah not a good idea now is it Lois?"
"Oh fuck you, Bruce."
Holy smokes, you're right!
_Good,_ indeed.
I love all the references to all mediums when Superman originally could just jump really high, the crazy story of the pink kryptonite and Lois dating Batman 😂 Solid JJ has more love for the lore of Superman than WB does 🤣
Nothing can top Baby Batman
and then there's "red" kryptonite, which has completely random effects. It turned Superdog and Supercat into fish, swapped their powers onto someone else once, made Clark basically an evil womanizer once, of course "sometimes" it removes the powers, yada yada "random" XD
"More love for the lore than WB does"
The bars so low even Trigon in hell is like *Yo how the fuck is that thing still going?*
@@nathanielbass771I read somewhere where it had each Kryptonite and what it does.
You are talking about orange Kryptonite, which does that.
Green kryptonite makes Superman weak or sick.
Red kryptonite strips Superman of his powers (which is why the chamber Clark was in, in "Superman 2", had red flashing light.
Black kryptonite makes Superman evil (as shown in the movie "Superman 3" when Superman turned bad).
Blue Kryptonite makes Bizarro weak or sick, but has 0 effect on Superman.
1:38 perfect read through of that line, no notes
"Should've married batman!"
"No you don't"
"No I don't"
2:12-3:00
This is some legitimately good dialogue. I almost forgot there was defiantly gonna be a punchline at the end of that.
I also forgot this is Solid skit for a moment there, feels genuine Superman there
I don’t think defiantly is the word you want to use
That punchline hit like Bruce Lee.
I was almost disappointed because I knew there would be a punchline
@@projectpems8304im not almost dissapointed am actually dissapointed
It would be awesome if we got a skit of superman discovering how batshit insane Jimmy Olsons life is.
For those who dont know jimmy used to have his own comic book series in the silver age, which had arguebly the most random and insane comic book stories ever written.
Like time travelling multiple times into the past and did the following. Got captured by an native american tribe then got high AF, peformed beatles songs in ancient greece and became a nazi war hero (yes this happend).
Thats not even mentioning that he was the first human to encounter darkseid (darkseid's first apperance was in a jimmy olsen comic), got superpowers numerous times, married a gorilla, dated a viking princess, silver banshee and slept with talia al ghoul (but thats more recent)
I could go on, but i think you get it.
He also dressed up as a Girl and went Undercover for some reason. Then there was that Time he Turned Into a Kaiju Sized Turtle Man. Don't know which one was Weirder.
I don’t remember any of these moments, but the snippets of Jimmy Olsen insanity I have seen make me instantly think these are real. He also got sent to Hell for some reason.
@@billylo7875 Jimmy was hot as a chick and I will not apologize.
He slept with Talia Al Ghul? Will Jimmy now have a unknown son later on that will be trained In AI photo editing . With an expert eye for photography.
Dude got around, though
When the Spiderman writters get to writte Superman
1:15 usually it’s her own fault for sticking her nose into situations that require him to save her
Lois "Clark, we barely talk anymore that sometimes I think you just love me for my looks."
Clark "What? No honey, I love you for who you are on the inside."
Lois "Oh, really? What about that time I turned black and you weren't sure anymore?"
Clark "I thought we weren't supposed to bring that up ever again."
If you're familiar with their silver age characterizations there A LOT they aren't supposed to speak about.
Wait... What?
He did box Ali too and boy did he hold back
@@hisnitchexactly what he said.
Superman is older than desegregation after all.
@@hisnitchLook up the old (1970s?) _Lois Lane_ comic entitled "I am Curious (Black!)" where Lois voluntarily transforms herself into a black woman for 24 hours to find out how they "really live" for a story IIRC. It's, uh, something.
As much as I get Lois’ anger she has to understand that he’s *SUPERMAN.* Dude does a lot for society. Also, that Batman statement was wild!!!
Lmao yeah, bro literally protects the planet and sometimes even aliens from other worlds
Bro works like........a LOT. xD
Ok, but, like, that doesn't make him a good husband.
Superman does a lot for society, cut him some slack.
@@e.d.5766 honestly superhero marriages in a nutshell aren't a good idea. xD
"He'd probably train me to be his next robin"
He probably would to! In the JJAU and the comics proper.
90's show Superman:NOPE NOT HAVING KIDS!"
comics Superman:what time and when?"
I love referencing how originally superman could only jump great distances and not fly
You should do one for Batman I swear he doesn’t eat anything Alfred’s skills go to waste.😂😂😂
"Master Bruce, I prepare a 5 star dinner for you every night and yet every time you return from your patrol you just grab bags of snacks off the kitchen counter and skulk back to your cave!"
Yeah but he’s clearly eating well elsewhere. Definitely gets his protein.
Alfred’s concerned that he’s ’found a different butler’.
Kh, definitely the Batman and Alfred one would be funny.
There's a comic panel that already made this joke by having Alfred come up to Bruce Wayne and tell him that he's made a lovely desert of nothing for him.
@@inferno9714I guess Alfred needs to serve some fresh rats for him to eat as that is like the only meal I’ve seen Batman eat.😂😂😂
I love the reference to how Superman couldn't fly in the earlier iterations and just jumped like the Incredible Hulk
Even Thor did that
Pretty sure that Thor didn't leap per se. He would throw his hammer and hold on to the wrist strap so it carried him along.@@ninab.4540
And the first flier in comics, if I'm not mistaken, was freaking Namor.
That sounds right. The original Human Torch didn't fly in his first story or two if memory serves.@@spacevagabond4017
What’s funny is that he wants kids more than she does but doesn’t want to burden them with the same responsibility of having superpowers as he does.
I love how Superman wasn't at all offended, he just immediately calls Lois' bluff.
Bro this is better development for Superman than 90% of official media these days
I mean, not to diss Solid JJ but this has actually been discussed before
Clark Kent exists to protect Superman
The man is Permanently Aware of every single bad thing happening around the world at any moment, every murder, every robbery, every natural disaster or car accident or house fire, he sees and hears it all
And even with his speed and Strenght he Can't fix it all by himself
He could Try, sure, and he would be extremely successful, but at that point he would lose himself
He would dedicate every single living moment to fixing the problems of the world, he wouldn't be a person anymore, just a machine or a force of nature without much in terms of free will or emotions
He Needs to be Clark Kent, just as he Needs to be Superman, he needs to find a balance where he's a force of good but also human enough to have a life
@@nidhogg8446 Sounds like they shouldn't have made him omniscient as a super power.
@@L.Pondera Look they threw all sorts of powers to the wall back in the day, it just turns out that Super Vision and Hearing stuck to the wall and only decades later someone realized the horrifying inplications
@@nidhogg8446 sure, but knowing what's happening on the other side of the earth is physically impossible. So if they reeled it in to a couple of miles it would make much more sense. Instead they've constantly had to come to terms with it, work around it, or reinterpret it. Instead of making him God, make him a super man. But that's just me.
Really? I know people make this joke about memes like this all the time but o feel like modern superman stories are doing pretty well
Since Superman did end up having a kid, we know that Lois Lane is in some capacity capable of defeating Superman.
Warning for NSFW topics but
I once read a Fanfic where Clark ended up in Gotham instead of Metropolis and Selina got him to confess his secret identity by edging him until he almost cried
@@nidhogg8446bro what do you be reading huh???
@@nidhogg8446lmao that’s one way to Reveal something
I’m crying yo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@nidhogg8446what?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is why krypto, Supergirl, and steel are around so superman can relax for a second or two
I like how Pink Kryptonite shows up one time as a joke and everyone knows about it.
Well yeah, LGBT pandering. Of course people would bring up the literal gay stone for attention.
@@redshepherd32 I mean AFAIK that story line is actually pretty unpopular among parts of the LGBTQ community
@@jthoward whether they bring up the story because they like it or because they think people in that community find it offensive. It's still using lgbt audience for attention
@@redshepherd32it's literally just people thinking it's funny, calm down buddy
@@maevem316 thanks for repeating the original comment. Doesnt disprove my point. 🙄
“I want kids.”
“Lois did you not know I have another weakness other than kryptonite?”
I never realized how tall Superman is
(Lois wants to have kids)
I can't imagine contraceptives being effective with Clark anyway
Surprised Batman doesn’t cut Clark some slack leaving the Daily Planet considering he bought his company to spite him.
He stopped bringing his coffee
Look, Bruce might be the most workaholic person in all of human history
But he still needs to delegate stuff and he can't just say "You're not allowed to fire tinytown because he's my pet project" without it looking suspicious
Bruce actually bought out the Daily Planet in the comics at one point to not only keep Clark employed, but to also keep them the only Metropolis-based media company that's _not_ under the LexCorp umbrella. Wayne Enterprises also owns the property management company that Clark rents his apartment from.
@@danielbrant6740 So basically Bruce was being a homie by helping out Clark.
Didn’t he buy the company to save it from Lex who had owned it before?
"You knew there would be times like these"
"Yes, but i was hoping there would also be times that weren't like these"
"I mean with all the crossdressing and pink kryptonite going around-"
*DO NOT BRING THAT INTO OUR HOME* 😭😭
Superman: saves lives
Lois: ANGIER
JJ legitimately writes incredible dialogue, for real
like, 2:25 to 3:00 is incredible, and the voice acting truly sells it perfectly
plus the punchline afterward is done excellently as well
"I want kids"
"Honey, I love you but I'd rather not pound you with half the amount of force and energy as the Big Bang, before firing like a .50 cal rifle."
Now you got me thinking about the logistics. Kryptonite IUD?
Anyways, I think in vitro fertilization is their best bet.
Would be funny if young Clark Kent donated semen thinking it would be used for "scientific research" and a few years later there's superhero kids popping all over.
Now the pink Kryptonite can mean two things, genderswap or gay, and I am glad it’s not elaborated on which here
Fun fact about the current canon Lois: she’s actually a member of the Justice League in her own right. Sure she doesn’t have any powers but she IS a hero when she risks her life to get a story and she often helps out the League by giving them scoops
I like how their marriage is immune to words "I wish I married someone else".
Thats like moving a tank with your pinky finger, it's incredible.
Superman probably knows people say things like that out of frustration and doesn't take it personally, plus marrying a Superjero isn't a walk in the park either.
Lois Lane voice actor was freaking amazing in this one!
I love how it immediately turns somewhat healthy when Superman accurately calls out that Lois truly doesnt mean she would rather be married to Batman.
This just in: Atlantic Ocean spontaneously catches fire. Witnesses describe an intense beam of red light emitted from the direction of Metropolis with enough energy to separate a significant volume of ocean water into hydrogen and oxygen which then spontaneously ignited. Superman was quick to put out the fire. When asked about the beam of light he muttered, "not having that kids argument again" then commented "Lex Luther was stopped yet again." Lex Luther, who was housed in Stryker's Island Penitentiary Metropolis at the time, denied any involvement in the incident.
“They got all these different colors now! Remember the *pink* one?”
Superman may have superhearing but that doesn't mean he's good at listening
You know they actually had a kid, his name is Johnathan Kent. And dc did him dirty.
"We don't talk about the pink one"
2:01 this is the hardest insult I have heard in 2024
This was Batman's true contingency plan for Superman, destroying his marriage
It was so happy at the end until “ *UP UP AND AWAY* “
Like Superman had once said from before
"We don't talk about the pink one"
I love this man's ability to weave a funny punchline into genuinely well written dialogue that seems so in character. It's honestmy really impressive.
Clark is trying to spare her the super backshots. He can't break it to her in a way that won't make her try harder. Seriously, he'll kill her if he gets too into it.
"I'm always keeping an eye on you. You don't NEED a beacon like Jimmy's because I'm always going to be there for you."
I like how they just instantly agreed with each other regarding Batman’s…
…Mental state. 💀💀😭😭😂😂
It's funny because when you remember that video where Batman wants to be the leader of the Justice League, he give a sly smile when he mentions the pink kryptonite. Now I can see why.
As a Superman fan, I love how wholesome that got right at the end.
Clark, sweet talking Lois was a lot more wholesome than I was expecting
The speech at the end was so great, I half expected a happy ending.
This happens every month, Superman's going to give Lois his amnesia giving kiss and then everything goes back to normal.
Solid characterization! I didn't expect a realistic argument, believable chemistry, AND comedy
"For the story" - double meaning, for the plot and like news story
Writing is top tier
Even Superman thinks Batman’s crazy 😂
You know what's the most impressive thing about this video?
Solid JJ finally has a female voice actor for his videos.
Maybe in a few more years Wonder Woman will have a voice.
Women do get voices. Just not wonder woman
@@kitsuaria4859At this point it's tradition dammit
Nods in lack of voice actress.
There are skits that you make that don't click with me, but this one is top-notch. We can all agree that most superheroes would be disfunctional to maintain a marriage or family, specially Batman.
As soon as I saw pink Kryptonite
Jimmy will always be a better person for Superman then Lois could ever be.
IDK , in one timeline he's literally Hitler .
@@CymesWell there's always a timeline where someone's Hitler that's not a fair argument.
@@Cymesso is superman lmao
@@cyberninjazero5659I agree with your point, but I gotta say this sounds hilarious out of context.
Yeah, make the pink kryptonite turn him gay permanently and they can become "roommates" again
2:23 The sucking the teeth part 🤣
I love how out of character it is for Clark to not want a kid, that man wants a family more than everything
Honestly, his point about reading a book at super speed is a very fair one.
After seeing the Robot Chicken sketches with Superman and Lois, there are some parallells between the sketches
I love the one where Superman finds out Krypton was Never Destroyed.
The Batman agreement was the best 😂 proves to me that no matter the fight Lois and Clark are canon