9:10 The size of a scorpion's claws is more relevant to venom potency than the size of the scorpion itself. Smaller claws, stronger venom; that thing's "claws" are incredibly tiny, so I'll be staying well away.
@@DragonKnight90001 Yup! Scorpions with bigger claws tend to crush their prey with said claws, so the venom doesn't need to be lethal or even potent; it just needs to be enough to weaken the prey so the scorpion can grab it. After that, the claws do the finishing blow.
We need a horror comedy with Jeff and Blake as Slenderman’s sons: He wants them to be creepy and be the next Slendermen, but they have an Ariel-esque fascination with the human world and just wanna travel the world and chill!
4:40 I wanna see a story of a young prince, maybe 13-16 years of age, and 2 men who have been hired by the king to guard him at all times, but a mysterious group of people keep trying over and over to kill the young prince, the 2 guards stopping them time and time again, even when the deck is stacked against them. The 2 guards end up growing a fondness with not only the prince, but each other, eventually falling in love (and possibly getting married), and caring for the prince more than even the king ever truly did. Near the end it's revealed that the group trying to kill the prince is actually a band of assassins and mercenaries hired by the prince's older sister, who's second in line due to medieval sexism and the fact that males take priority in terms of being king, and then the king ends up dying due to old age, and, realizing she has no time left, the princess brings an all out attack in a last ditch effort to become queen, almost being successful, but just barely being stopped by the 2 guards, and the prince finally becomes king. but he's not happy about it.... he knows why her sister tried to kill him, she was older, she deserved the crown, but it was taken away by him..... so, as king he declared that the crown would view both men and women equally in deciding the next king/queen, and decided to step down as king, letting his sister rule in his place. seeing this, the new queen gives him a massive house to live in next to the castle, a fortune big enough to last his whole life, and the promise of letting his children be next in line for the crown, and so, the prince, now an orphan, is adopted by the 2 guards who had been protecting him throughout the story, and they all move into the house next to the castle, and they live the rest of their lives happily ever after. Just a thought
8:58 Steve can hold a third of a billion kilograms, while still being able to walk, sprint, and even jump. Each block of netherite weighs 359,291 pounds. You're not winning against this guy.
A triumvirate is when 3 people are co-rulers. Example: ancient Rome and the triumvirate of Octavian (aka, Emperor Augustus later on) Mark Antony, and Lepidus after Caesar's assassination.
The Domino Pizza King: You Dare Challenge Me Edit: Just my Theory in mind what did the Pizza king Say when someone Dare to Challange the domino Pizza king
Alright. I've done this math before, time to do it again. Each inventory slot can hold 64 blocks. A shulker box has 27 slots, for a total of 1728 blocks per shulker box. Steve has 37 inventory slots(27 inventory, 9 hotbar, 1 offhand) which we multiply with the shulker capacity to get 63936. Steve can carry 63936 blocks in his inventory without cheats. The heaviest block of Minecraft is the netherite block, since it is the equivalent of 4 gold blocks and 36 ancient debris(and for the purpose of this, I'm going to assume that 36 blocks of ancient debris will be equivalent to one gold block in weight). One cubic meter of gold weighs 19.3 metric tons, so one netherite block weighs 96.5 metric tons. Now we multiply 96.5 by 63936 to find the weight of all that netherite, which gives us 6,169,824 metric tons. Steve can carry 6,169,824 metric tons of weight(because the weight of a shulker box is unknown, I am assuming it to be zero since even if it weren't zero it wouldn't be heavy enough to affect that total by more than a metric ton or two). For my fellow Americans, that's 5,597,176.83773 tons, or 11,194,353,675.46335 pounds. 11.2 Billion pounds!
3:41 those mannequins are literally doing Jojo poses lmao, the one on the left is making a Dio pose, and the on the right is doing a Killer queen, thats awesome
I saw a “Are you pissed?” Poster in real life while walking down the street. My dad thought it was hilarious and it is even better seeing it in person with little to no context
6:55 That cat has an AT Field!? I wouldn't mind if he started Third Impact honestly. Btw that picture is a reference to Neon Genesis Evangelion. It's on Netflix and It's a damn good anime. It talks about depression and self worth despite it being about robots killing giant monsters.
Boss name: papa John Weapon: a giant pizza roller Muscle: 90% Appears: when you say no when the restaurant papa johns gives you its best pizza Appearance: a chef hat with white clothing and a black tie with blood mixed with pizza sauce stains on his clothing and hat
9:00 Steve can actually hold around 783,434,236 lbs, as the heaviest object in Minecraft is the Enchanted Golden Apple, and he can hold 36 stacks of 64 of these items.
3:39 "oh, you're approaching me?" "I can't see what my clothes look like without getting close" "oh hoh! then come as close as you like!" ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ TO BE CONTINUED
8:57 l like how they only focus on Steve but they never think about the creepers, zombies and how their the same height, don’t even start on endermen, withers, hoglins and the dragon
1:31 Fun Fact: I am now afraid of little Caesars for two reasons. 1: the picture scares me 2: the last time I had little Caesars was right before I got into a car accident on the way home of picking up Little Caesars!
Jeff and Blake would be a movie with a monster which steals peoples faces and they are trying to get their faces back victims can still see smell talk and hear but has no facial features.
that big caesars one got me laughing, I have a photo of it but it has pizza hut instead, and it says: “He is the chosen one, He will outpizza the hut.”
There's a lot of Cat bosses which to be fair, cats laugh in the face of God, Physics and all of humanity so I guess that is accurate. Source: Cat girl friend.
7:46 rushmore was mythological creature with four heads, Medusa defeated him by turning him to stone, they won't come back anytime soon and his body is now a famous land mark
I had "perfect timing" moment on the boss "Midas, hunter of children". My bluetooth headphones were at a low batery and they said "Battery low", so "Midas, hunter of children" became either "Battery low, hunter of children" or Battery low, children"
Fun Fact: Theres an actual vending machine SCP. Forgot the number but it’s called “Pandimensional vending” It works when unplugged but gives super dangerous random items, and when it’s plugged in it just gives random food, usually really weird stuff like Pickle Flavored Pepsi, likely from another dimension.
Fun fact: A friend of my sister likes to make origami One day they sent a crane made using Nicholas cage's face as paper. We now have a religion known as the Nicholas Crane religion.
I absolutely *love* how the overseer is staring so weirdly. Like are they looking at the camera or are their eyes starting to go in different directions
1:29 He plays table tennis with a unknown opponent while you run around on the table dodging the ball and watching at for the paddles. There are also pizzas slowly moving towards you that shoot pepperonis. After awhile, the boss gets tired and the opponent gets the point, letting you attack the paddle, doing damage to the boss. Every phase, the ball and pizzas moves even faster and the pizzas shot faster. Once the paddle is destroyed, the boss is over
Just wanted to clear up the thing on scorpions - “the bigger they are the less you have to worry about the sting” is incorrect. It’s usually, but not always, “the bigger the claws compared to the sting, the less you have to worry about the venom”
- *Him Talking about Dr Pepper Man/The Girl Snatcher* - Me: - *Looks over and sees I'm drinking Dr Pepper* - - *Throws it away* - Me: *I Wonder Where He Went!*
Taken from reddit to truly appreciate Steve's strength @9:01 There was already a video about this, but that was before shulker boxes were added. A Gold Block has a mass of 19,300 kg An apple has a mass of 0.1 kg A shulker shell has a tentative mass of 100 kg A wooden plank has a mass of 740 kg Therefore, gold armor would have a mass of 51,467 kg But then there is the fun part: A notch apple would have a mass of 154,400 kg A chest has a mass of 5,920 kg A shulker box would have a mass of 6,120 kg A shulker box full of stacks of Notch apples (27 * 64), would have a mass of 266,809,320 kg An inventory of this, plus the gold armor (gold armor + 37 shulker boxes using the dual wield slot), has a mass of 9,871,996,307 kg That is over 9 billion kilograms For comparison, if you took 21 empty Burj Khalifa's, and stacked them on top of each other, Steve could in theory carry that (its lighter than the inventory of shulker boxes with notch apples) credit to U/Milesman34
Naw, the Void Machine lures people into it's dark hallway. When they get to the machine they find the drinks are free, but when they turn around to leave, they find themselves in an endless void and the machine disappears. After which, it feeds upon the victims soul until they wither and die. After it feeds, it will move to a new location until it catches a new victim.
How to cheat the machine (with friend) Step 1: Get yourself on a rope (like a leash, but around hip) Step 2: Give the end of the rope to your friend Step 3: Go to the Void Machine and order drinks you want Step 4: Friend drags you out of the radious _WARNING:_ *don't* turn around when you feel your hip being pulled. It's just your friend and you should achnowledge it. Training beforehand reccomended Step 5: Enjoy your drinks with your friend Void Machine will go bankrupt. Anomalies will go bankrupt U jelly?
@@Therevengeforget Warning, steps were followed, D Class Personnel vanished from sight suddenly and rope seemed to sever cleanly. D Class Personnel could not be recovered and machine vanished after a few seconds. Teams scrambled to find the anomaly. Will report back when Void Machine is found and cordoned off.
1:38 Lions, Tigers, and Bears. Oh my! 3:03 This seems like something that would be in Undertale. 5:35 Looks like an NPC trying to sell you stuff. 8:36 I think he'll "blow away" the competition. Quite literally actually. 9:52 Sid from Toy Story probably does this during his free time.
2:50 I'd have only two to fear as I've grown an unbreakable bond with the crows, I'm basically one with them and I'm gonna dress up as one for Halloween and only the crows can stop me
9:10 The size of a scorpion's claws is more relevant to venom potency than the size of the scorpion itself. Smaller claws, stronger venom; that thing's "claws" are incredibly tiny, so I'll be staying well away.
It's so shocking to know it can paralyze you in seconds
So the bigger the claws the weaker its poison is?
This is why i like spiders and not scorpions
@@DragonKnight90001 Yup! Scorpions with bigger claws tend to crush their prey with said claws, so the venom doesn't need to be lethal or even potent; it just needs to be enough to weaken the prey so the scorpion can grab it. After that, the claws do the finishing blow.
@@takatacheroki2624 but is it still enough to harm you in anyway?
The council of 5 seems like they would make an excellent Villain for the Penguins of Madagascar.
2
Lmao 🤣🤣
write that down
write that down
The council of the Gluten 5 looks like a Pokemon
I see the whole video
What image ya talk about
Jeff: [Prepare for trouble!]
Blake: *[And make it double!]*
I see that as personality just by their poses.
What if I told you that you aren't actually far off with the origins of those poses, since they actually do originate from an anime/manga series?
@@Youhadabadday2021 👀
Dio pose and Killer Queen pose, from JoJo.
Kira pose is too normal, so they use his stand's pose
@@YourCasualRadio i’m just gonna tell you it’s from an anime/manga named “JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure”
Emkay is awesome edit: no joke he is awesome
“Jeff and Blake, the terrible faceless duo”
Slenderman: make it a trio
It's actually already a group of four cuz those are stand user's so they have stands that you can't see cuz only other stand user's can see stands.
@@ecstaticprime *Slenderman: make it a quintet
We need a horror comedy with Jeff and Blake as Slenderman’s sons: He wants them to be creepy and be the next Slendermen, but they have an Ariel-esque fascination with the human world and just wanna travel the world and chill!
3:38 actually that’s the DIO and Kira pose, literally the main villains…. And we’re on r/boss fight
its also in a Japanese shop so that's very very ironic
Thank you! I felt like I was scrolling forever just looking for a Jojo comment (also, Joseph best Jojo)
Oh the irony.
Nice
Dude ikr
4:40
I wanna see a story of a young prince, maybe 13-16 years of age, and 2 men who have been hired by the king to guard him at all times, but a mysterious group of people keep trying over and over to kill the young prince, the 2 guards stopping them time and time again, even when the deck is stacked against them. The 2 guards end up growing a fondness with not only the prince, but each other, eventually falling in love (and possibly getting married), and caring for the prince more than even the king ever truly did. Near the end it's revealed that the group trying to kill the prince is actually a band of assassins and mercenaries hired by the prince's older sister, who's second in line due to medieval sexism and the fact that males take priority in terms of being king, and then the king ends up dying due to old age, and, realizing she has no time left, the princess brings an all out attack in a last ditch effort to become queen, almost being successful, but just barely being stopped by the 2 guards, and the prince finally becomes king. but he's not happy about it.... he knows why her sister tried to kill him, she was older, she deserved the crown, but it was taken away by him..... so, as king he declared that the crown would view both men and women equally in deciding the next king/queen, and decided to step down as king, letting his sister rule in his place. seeing this, the new queen gives him a massive house to live in next to the castle, a fortune big enough to last his whole life, and the promise of letting his children be next in line for the crown, and so, the prince, now an orphan, is adopted by the 2 guards who had been protecting him throughout the story, and they all move into the house next to the castle, and they live the rest of their lives happily ever after.
Just a thought
this deserves more attention
write a fairy tale. it would sell TONS of copies
The fact the likes are only in double digits is depressing
@@broderickratliff8411 insult or pity?
@@maskofmany9208 pity
cat: **does literately anything**
the owner; " It belongs on r/bossfight!"
8:58
Steve can hold a third of a billion kilograms, while still being able to walk, sprint, and even jump.
Each block of netherite weighs 359,291 pounds.
You're not winning against this guy.
A triumvirate is when 3 people are co-rulers. Example: ancient Rome and the triumvirate of Octavian (aka, Emperor Augustus later on) Mark Antony, and Lepidus after Caesar's assassination.
K then if u say so, thx for googling it lol
So like Bear, Lion, and Tiger?
And it's pronounced tri-UM-vi-ret.
You name the second triumvirate but why not the first of ceasar Pompi and I forget the third guy
@@volrosku.6075 Pompey, Julius Caesar, and Marcus Licinius Crassus
TitanCat: **screeches and runs at robin on two legs with the other six reared** 3:45
I was thinking Teen Titans cat XD
From battle cats?
No, no, the one in the video
Robin says he could beat the cat, but it has eight legs
Also good to see a Battle Cats fan
7:16
"Although it does appear your friend is stuck in the upside down, you might wanna help em out there"
this sent me flying
6:58 i love the evangelion refrence to ramiel
Lord Robin of the Birdsong
-Controls birds
-controls birds also
-his power is just birds
-why are there so many birds
bird
Weakness:
-need to feed the birds after controlling it for 15 minutes,
-extreme temperatures
-power doesnt work if there isnt any bird at 1 km radius
@@servicemanCOOL power is a lot stronger if he happens to be near a place with a lot of birds
@@gamtri6965 yes, or with more *powerful* birds
I know the best boss of em all
Lord Emkay: Reader of the Reddits, Bringer of the funnies
Here so more people see this :)
9
Correct
@@marious9986 get reported for spam
It's gotta be a three headed dragon
I appreciate a man like Robin who understands his SCP lore
3:23
You fool... Big Caesar is merely a midboss, hired to guard the Pizza King.
The Domino Pizza King: You Dare Challenge Me
Edit: Just my Theory in mind what did the Pizza king Say when someone Dare to Challange the domino Pizza king
“Jeff and Blake, the terrible faceless duo”
JJBA Fans: JOJO POSES, ITS A JOJO REFERENCE
I thought I was the only one
Yes
WRRRYYYYYYYYYYY
Im pretty sure both of the poses are Dio’s and Killer Queen’s
That's Kira and Killer Queen!!! It's about time he Bites za dust.
Alright. I've done this math before, time to do it again.
Each inventory slot can hold 64 blocks. A shulker box has 27 slots, for a total of 1728 blocks per shulker box. Steve has 37 inventory slots(27 inventory, 9 hotbar, 1 offhand) which we multiply with the shulker capacity to get 63936. Steve can carry 63936 blocks in his inventory without cheats.
The heaviest block of Minecraft is the netherite block, since it is the equivalent of 4 gold blocks and 36 ancient debris(and for the purpose of this, I'm going to assume that 36 blocks of ancient debris will be equivalent to one gold block in weight). One cubic meter of gold weighs 19.3 metric tons, so one netherite block weighs 96.5 metric tons.
Now we multiply 96.5 by 63936 to find the weight of all that netherite, which gives us 6,169,824 metric tons.
Steve can carry 6,169,824 metric tons of weight(because the weight of a shulker box is unknown, I am assuming it to be zero since even if it weren't zero it wouldn't be heavy enough to affect that total by more than a metric ton or two).
For my fellow Americans, that's 5,597,176.83773 tons, or 11,194,353,675.46335 pounds. 11.2 Billion pounds!
r/theydidthemath
Even with that he can still sprint
@Birdolotl yeah. A man that not only carry all that but can survive 43 meter fall bare naked without breaking his feet.
Note: it is possible to fill chest with gold and place them into chests, because of this, the grand total can be more than the entire universe
and ur mum is still heavier than that
The way Robin said Dominous Dominis killed me
3:19
3:41 those mannequins are literally doing Jojo poses lmao, the one on the left is making a Dio pose, and the on the right is doing a Killer queen, thats awesome
"What the dog doin" got a whole new meaning
7 more likes and its 69.
@@Racistt_Hotdog 5 more likes
I'll tell you its powering up for the ultimabork for protecting his little cheems
What the dog doin
furries be like
"who the dog doin"
1:28 That’s literally Italian Pyramid Head and you CAN’T convince me otherwise.
_La testa piramide_
@@stupiderandunnecessarier
_Abbandonate ogni speranza voi che entrate qui_
Lmao
Anyone have a translator?
@@Thtaoy1029
My thoughts exactly.
5:18 Its a me, mario! *demonic screaming*
Jeff And Blake: You Thought It Was A Harmless Mannequin Duo, BUT IT WAS US, KIRA AND DIO!!
I saw a “Are you pissed?” Poster in real life while walking down the street. My dad thought it was hilarious and it is even better seeing it in person with little to no context
5:33
Wasser: *exists*
Toph: “Finally, a worthy opponent… Our battle will be legendary!”
Righttt
Fun fact : "Wasser" means "water" in german
"how much for a melon? C'mon, I know ya sellin!"
Emkay best rhyme
6:21 he's only using 1% of his power
4:25 You should have gotten Lexi to do the voice of Girls.
That one is an optional boss fight, to activate it you must be named Dylan
@@Simply_Xi and wonder why girls dont like you
@@kirayoshikage98 say's the guy with the hand fetish
@@LarsTonguesInAspix says donald trump
@@kirayoshikage98 if you’re trying to be funny, its not working. Your humor is equivalent to a deep fried piece of toast.
6:55 That cat has an AT Field!? I wouldn't mind if he started Third Impact honestly.
Btw that picture is a reference to Neon Genesis Evangelion. It's on Netflix and It's a damn good anime. It talks about depression and self worth despite it being about robots killing giant monsters.
Spoiler alert:
the giant monsters were people
It's also confusing as hell.
"I'll crack ya open"
Sentient egg: very poor choice of words.
This is now my favorite subreddit, thank you
Cursed comments is also good but THIS IS BETTER
0:05 this isnt nicolas cage, this is my sleep paralysis demon that stares at me from the corner of my room holy crap
Bro, you know Nick Cage?
@Choices stop plugin that video dude
dw he there go give you a nice lucid dream 👍
@@elicenyne i dont have nice dreams i have nightmares because of my anxiety :/
@@rebeccacummings6697 ?
3:04 the best part of this image is that the dog looks stoned out of his mind
“That’s very cash money of you”
Cash money: sorry, what did you said about me?
Dr Pepper man to Pepsiman: I tip my hat to you, one legend to another.
You know it's a good day when Robin's narrating.
Yes
I miss Damien
Mah boi
You know it's a good day when emkay uploads
A good month
Boss name: papa John
Weapon: a giant pizza roller
Muscle: 90%
Appears: when you say no when the restaurant papa johns gives you its best pizza
Appearance: a chef hat with white clothing and a black tie with blood mixed with pizza sauce stains on his clothing and hat
ketchup?
@@anarchy3508 blood
9:00 Steve can actually hold around 783,434,236 lbs, as the heaviest object in Minecraft is the Enchanted Golden Apple, and he can hold 36 stacks of 64 of these items.
3:38: Jojo poses
Blue tie: dio going wryyy
Black tie: killer queen
Has anyone ever seen the game theory where Austin figures out steve can carry several thousand universes on his back?
Yep!
r/bossfight
Steve can WHAT
STE- yeah im out
Steve is a deadly
What's Richie's salary?
Three cans of tuna per day
@@bukitcengkeh1 lol
Hmmm good question
2 blankets a day
@@bukitcengkeh1yes
"Nicholas, Uncaged"
Dancer of the Boreal Valley starts playing
Steve is actually slightly shorter then two blocks, making him roughly as tall as me.
3:39
"oh, you're approaching me?"
"I can't see what my clothes look like without getting close"
"oh hoh! then come as close as you like!"
ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ
TO BE CONTINUED
If emkay was a boss it would be a three headed dragon. edit: didn't expect this many likes! Thanks!
They only have right hands
And the heads would be the okay sign
Nah, it’d be the hand dragon from The Owl House S2
Then for it's second phase it loses defense and gains attack also a forth head, Damien Lee
Handed*
8:34
wait till Solaris pulls out the thunder gun
iFunny: *exists*
Robin: *and I took that personally*
Owner: Don't worry about my dog, he doesn't bite.
The dog: (3:17)
That dog will probably rip my entire hand off
@@bukitcengkeh1 actually your entire body
His mouth looks like a freaking umbrella😂
3:37 now thats a stylish jojo villain
i was looking for a jojo comment XD
@@wintersoldier2189 literally me too
True, and I fought the pillar men
6:05 you could still be pissed but when he doubles your money you wont be anymore
8:57 l like how they only focus on Steve but they never think about the creepers, zombies and how their the same height, don’t even start on endermen, withers, hoglins and the dragon
1:31
Fun Fact: I am now afraid of little Caesars for two reasons.
1: the picture scares me
2: the last time I had little Caesars was right before I got into a car accident on the way home of picking up Little Caesars!
be afriad of the best/worst pizza place I’ve had
He also looks like pyramid head from silent hill
10:07 SCP-261 is a vending machine that gives out random food items from different dimensions.
that first one requires the power of all the nicolas mages combined to imprison it back in it's nicolas cage
3:40 is literally the best jjba reference ive seen all week
I love how every so often Robin (or Jack or Lexi) just make scp jokes, I love them every time.
9:00 even more terrifying is that technically Steve is capable of getting a spacecraft into orbit WITH A SINGLE PUNCH.
Jeff and Blake would be a movie with a monster which steals peoples faces and they are trying to get their faces back victims can still see smell talk and hear but has no facial features.
that big caesars one got me laughing, I have a photo of it but it has pizza hut instead, and it says: “He is the chosen one, He will outpizza the hut.”
3:40 oh my god their jojo posing, this really is the faceless duo
Fr shadow dio
Jojo will never stop being hilarious
There's a lot of Cat bosses which to be fair, cats laugh in the face of God, Physics and all of humanity so I guess that is accurate.
Source: Cat girl friend.
7:46 rushmore was mythological creature with four heads, Medusa defeated him by turning him to stone, they won't come back anytime soon and his body is now a famous land mark
Who would win in a fight:
Pepsi King vs Dr.Pepper Man
Dominus Dominoes vs Lord Caesars
I love this subreddit
Same
same
4:12
this duck has completed the intense training arch and is now going to save the princess
That chihuahua in thumbnail do be looking like a chad
I had "perfect timing" moment on the boss "Midas, hunter of children". My bluetooth headphones were at a low batery and they said "Battery low", so "Midas, hunter of children" became either "Battery low, hunter of children" or Battery low, children"
Me falling asleep to music ~Emkay uploads~ Body: You must now awaken
No go to sleep~
I hope to reach a mere quarter of the power these posts eminate
lol
Fun Fact: Theres an actual vending machine SCP. Forgot the number but it’s called “Pandimensional vending”
It works when unplugged but gives super dangerous random items, and when it’s plugged in it just gives random food, usually really weird stuff like Pickle Flavored Pepsi, likely from another dimension.
3:35 "Jeff and Blake, the terrible faceless duo"
🤦♂️ no that's killer queen and Yoshikage Kira
Fun fact: A friend of my sister likes to make origami
One day they sent a crane made using Nicholas cage's face as paper. We now have a religion known as the Nicholas Crane religion.
I absolutely *love* how the overseer is staring so weirdly. Like are they looking at the camera or are their eyes starting to go in different directions
1:29
He plays table tennis with a unknown opponent while you run around on the table dodging the ball and watching at for the paddles. There are also pizzas slowly moving towards you that shoot pepperonis. After awhile, the boss gets tired and the opponent gets the point, letting you attack the paddle, doing damage to the boss. Every phase, the ball and pizzas moves even faster and the pizzas shot faster. Once the paddle is destroyed, the boss is over
Just wanted to clear up the thing on scorpions - “the bigger they are the less you have to worry about the sting” is incorrect. It’s usually, but not always, “the bigger the claws compared to the sting, the less you have to worry about the venom”
I’m a huge msbreezy fans and as soon as I heard that voice I was like “W H A T”
Every name on this subreddit be like:
*Oryx, the Taken King*
*Gwyn, Lord Of Cinder*
*Crota, The son of the taken king*
Ah yes, men of culture.
@@kadam.z *Indeed*
;)
Big chungus, the undead one
- *Him Talking about Dr Pepper Man/The Girl Snatcher* -
Me: - *Looks over and sees I'm drinking Dr Pepper* -
- *Throws it away* -
Me: *I Wonder Where He Went!*
9:12 fun fact it's the size of the claws that tell how venemouse they are, all things considered, it's claws are pretty small.
5:23 I was literally drinking orange juice and I blew it out my nose. It sounds as painful as it is👌.
I vomited our do my nose once I imagine it feels very similar.
Never knew cabinets were 10-40 feet tall
6:59
Prism: exists
Me: heh heh, flash bang kitty
Robin/Emkay: SO FUZZY
If we're being technical, Steve is closer to 1.5 blocks tall, so he's just Thicc
Taken from reddit to truly appreciate Steve's strength @9:01
There was already a video about this, but that was before shulker boxes were added.
A Gold Block has a mass of 19,300 kg An apple has a mass of 0.1 kg A shulker shell has a tentative mass of 100 kg A wooden plank has a mass of 740 kg
Therefore, gold armor would have a mass of 51,467 kg
But then there is the fun part:
A notch apple would have a mass of 154,400 kg A chest has a mass of 5,920 kg A shulker box would have a mass of 6,120 kg
A shulker box full of stacks of Notch apples (27 * 64), would have a mass of 266,809,320 kg
An inventory of this, plus the gold armor (gold armor + 37 shulker boxes using the dual wield slot), has a mass of 9,871,996,307 kg
That is over 9 billion kilograms
For comparison, if you took 21 empty Burj Khalifa's, and stacked them on top of each other, Steve could in theory carry that (its lighter than the inventory of shulker boxes with notch apples)
credit to U/Milesman34
I’d like to see a game with enemies, bosses, and npcs all from this supreddit
Well you got yourself a deal
Working on it mate
That Nicolas Cage one looks like something straight out of the Mandela Catalogue
1:09 who is a dug dealer and has a lion bear and tiger just sitting in their basement
3:40
You probably recognize these poses.
They reference both DIO and Killer Queen (Not the song)
Criminal acts at criminal prices
Guess what stand I’m talking about
Whoever posed those mannequins in JoJo poses at 3:38 deserves a raise
I strive to be like him, if I ever get a job at one of these places I’m gonna make them pose
If I ever fall into a job like this, the mannequins WILL be jojo posing
9:10
Actually, if I recall correctly, it’s the bigger the scorpion’s pincers are, the less dangerous their sting. And those are some tiny pincers.
1:00
Hey, that's Frog! Looks like he decided to become a bard.
What if r/bossfight is just a quest board to defeat the bosses
Who are you so wise in the ways of Reddit
@@blurrylettuce4982 well
@@sonataavalon6017 well?
I’m not taking any quests from there.
@@MothFable cant blame you
Naw, the Void Machine lures people into it's dark hallway. When they get to the machine they find the drinks are free, but when they turn around to leave, they find themselves in an endless void and the machine disappears. After which, it feeds upon the victims soul until they wither and die. After it feeds, it will move to a new location until it catches a new victim.
How to cheat the machine (with friend)
Step 1: Get yourself on a rope (like a leash, but around hip)
Step 2: Give the end of the rope to your friend
Step 3: Go to the Void Machine and order drinks you want
Step 4: Friend drags you out of the radious
_WARNING:_ *don't* turn around when you feel your hip being pulled. It's just your friend and you should achnowledge it. Training beforehand reccomended
Step 5: Enjoy your drinks with your friend
Void Machine will go bankrupt. Anomalies will go bankrupt
U jelly?
@@Therevengeforget Warning, steps were followed, D Class Personnel vanished from sight suddenly and rope seemed to sever cleanly. D Class Personnel could not be recovered and machine vanished after a few seconds. Teams scrambled to find the anomaly. Will report back when Void Machine is found and cordoned off.
1:38 Lions, Tigers, and Bears. Oh my!
3:03 This seems like something that would be in Undertale.
5:35 Looks like an NPC trying to sell you stuff.
8:36 I think he'll "blow away" the competition. Quite literally actually.
9:52 Sid from Toy Story probably does this during his free time.
If emkay was a final boss it would be the “HAND MAN*
2:50 I'd have only two to fear as I've grown an unbreakable bond with the crows, I'm basically one with them and I'm gonna dress up as one for Halloween and only the crows can stop me
8:18 sloths are slow, but they will still use their claws to tear you open
Nice pfp
0:03 that looks like a fricking Alternate from The Mandela Catalogue.
5:27 all you need is a pickal(sword/sheild), laser pointer(get away device) and cat nip(bribe for mercy)