'Allo 'Allo - The Interrogation of Monsieur Alfonse, the undertaker

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  • čas přidán 14. 11. 2013
  • S06E1, Desperate Doings in the Graveyard
    At the chateau, Helga announces general Von Klinkerhoffen. He is dissatisfied with the way the colonel is running the town and lately, he has found out about the strange doings in the graveyard. Therefore, he has arrested Monsieur Alfonse, the undertaker, and intends to let the colonel and the lieutenant interrogate him. After making a few lame attempts, which the general is not satisfied with, lieutenant Gruber manages to get an answer from Monsieur Alfonse about the mounds of earth in the graveyard; the graves are being dug in the summer, when business is "slack", to be prepared for winter, when people will fall of the perch. As the general says he is satisfied with this answer, they let Monsieur Alfonse go. After this, the general urges the colonel and the lieutenant to keep an eye on him, since he is not at all satisfied with the answer and suspects the gravediggers are up to something.
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Komentáře • 290

  • @katealeksen4168
    @katealeksen4168 Před rokem +66

    "In that case, can I go?" is the most underrated reply in the history of British Comedy xD

  • @Stenbrotsgatan
    @Stenbrotsgatan Před 2 lety +288

    Incredibly good acting by Guy Siner. He goes from smooth questioning straight to complete anger, followed by laughing about the interrogation steps and then turning around to the general smiling and realizing it was wrong to do so and getting worried and ashamed. All within 5-6 seconds.

  • @wickerman7245
    @wickerman7245 Před 2 lety +347

    2022 and "We ask the questions" still makes me laugh! Epic series!

    • @HubiKoshi
      @HubiKoshi Před 2 lety +20

      The bit where Gruber shows the instructions to Alfonse is so cute, like they are sharing a little joke.

    • @JoaoSoares-rs6ec
      @JoaoSoares-rs6ec Před rokem +6

      Still cracks me up after so long

    • @Pandareen
      @Pandareen Před rokem +5

      hahahahahhaha same!

    • @dozysplot
      @dozysplot Před rokem +8

      It’s his face afterwards!! 😂😂😂😂😂 brilliant acting!!

  • @PeterGort
    @PeterGort Před 2 lety +361

    My father was a boy in The Netherlands during the occupation, and most things that referenced ww2 upset him, but this show had him in stitches laughing. English humour at it’s very best!

    • @bobgibb2781
      @bobgibb2781 Před 2 lety +1

      A national embarrassment .

    • @afonsodeportugal
      @afonsodeportugal Před 2 lety +54

      @@bobgibb2781 On the contrary, British humor is one of the few good reasons British people are admired and envied everywhere in the world.

    • @keithalan9430
      @keithalan9430 Před 2 lety +19

      Superb, humour. Unmatched worldwide

    • @dallesamllhals9161
      @dallesamllhals9161 Před 2 lety +7

      @@bobgibb2781 ..enlighten? WAIT! Are you Dutch or just very young?

    • @dntlss
      @dntlss Před 2 lety +13

      @@dallesamllhals9161 Probably neither, just someone that cannot follow a conversation,Ive been thinking about putting together some courses called "how to talk",i think i could make millions in today's world , for example... the correct response to the OPs comment would be " Man thats great!! glad your father made it thru the war and enjoyed show like this" NOT "a national embarrassment"

  • @shelbynamels973
    @shelbynamels973 Před 2 lety +64

    I never thought of that. It actually DOES make sense to dig graves in the summertime, when the soil is soft. Digging a grave when the ground is frozen solid is a pain.

    • @sneakyfox4651
      @sneakyfox4651 Před rokem +12

      True. At my mother's burial in February 1986 it had been hard frost for weeks on end. The guy digging the grave had to borrow a jackhammer from somewhere to break the top soil. It was simply hard as concrete.
      Even though the burial naturally was a sad occasion, the anekdote later broke out a few smiles, people imagining a sweating employee breaking out a solid sweat in -20 degrees Centigrade, trying to operate a huge pneumatic tool.

  • @RememberEddieYork
    @RememberEddieYork Před 2 lety +21

    I like how von Strohm & Gruber were just lounging around when Helga announced the general.

  • @Foxyloxy357
    @Foxyloxy357 Před 2 lety +52

    When he switched “ We ask the questions “ then switch back was brilliant 🤣🤣

  • @stipe3124
    @stipe3124 Před 4 lety +96

    We know everything!!
    Alfonse : in that case can i go 😂

  • @dreamsComeTruePL
    @dreamsComeTruePL Před 6 lety +435

    1:58 - best moment ever in the history of mankind :D
    Gruber face expressions are Oscar winning :D
    I miss the actors so much, I'm 29 and raised with the show...

    • @Lusitani74
      @Lusitani74 Před 6 lety +23

      Absolutely brilliant moment.

    • @MrsHyde92
      @MrsHyde92 Před 5 lety +20

      Me too!!! 😭 They don't make this kind of humour any more... 😧

    • @aleksandarvil5718
      @aleksandarvil5718 Před 2 lety +16

      @@MrsHyde92 BLAME WOKE POLITICAL CORRECTNESS

    • @Iflie
      @Iflie Před 2 lety +14

      Yeah, I'm much older and dutch but everyone watched it here on friday night, all the kids and parents too. My brother came to bring me my gymbag once in school and he opened the door saying "Good Moaning" like Crabtree and the kids thought he was the coolest funniest person they'd met for weeks, haha.

    • @Asahamana
      @Asahamana Před 2 lety +11

      The saddest thing about this show was that half The actors passed away The moment The 9th season ended.
      For instance The actor who played general von klinkenhofen passed away very quickly The show ended. Why? No idea he seems healthy enough.

  • @PiretBCN
    @PiretBCN Před 10 lety +359

    "I will bury you swiftly and with style." It takes balls to say something like that to a General of an occupation army.

    • @Gor85
      @Gor85 Před 6 lety +8

      hahahaha!

    • @PhilDrury
      @PhilDrury Před 4 lety +7

      "Especially impressive when you consider 'e is half the height of another undertaker with a similar slogan "with dignity and style"
      "The Tool Man?"

    • @zepter00
      @zepter00 Před 2 lety +5

      As partisan I can say nothing takes balls like a land mine.

    • @eefneleman9564
      @eefneleman9564 Před 2 lety

      Certain people are saying it right now.

    • @JohnyG29
      @JohnyG29 Před rokem

      They were only germans

  • @johnking5174
    @johnking5174 Před 5 lety +97

    The brilliant Kenneth Connor here as Monsieur Alfonse. Kenneth was a truly nice man according to everyone who worked with him.

  • @schlockmeister754
    @schlockmeister754 Před rokem +23

    1:56 😂🤣plus the fact Gruber shows Monsieur Alfonse how he's supposed to say it in that matter from the manual Gruber's holding. I could laugh with this until my cheeks start hurting. And I'll keep on saying this: British humour, best in the world bar none. Heil Brittania! 😋

  • @Justme94
    @Justme94 Před 5 lety +90

    Gruber is my favorite Allo Allo character. I cry laugh every scene he is in

    • @paulcaswell2813
      @paulcaswell2813 Před rokem +1

      The casting of a straight chap as gay was a masterpiece of casting.

  • @deathroman13
    @deathroman13 Před 10 lety +214

    This scene is absolutely brilliant :)

    • @ipuppyp
      @ipuppyp  Před 10 lety +16

      I deeply agree! :)

  • @ghostsofsociety
    @ghostsofsociety Před 2 lety +24

    Here in Portugal Allo Allo was huge in the early 90's, well, even today a lot of people love this show. I have a neighbor and her name is Jade (yes, she has an English name), she's only 20 but she loves the show so much. Thank you for the Upload. Happy 2022.

  • @guguigugu
    @guguigugu Před 10 lety +257

    VEE ASK ZE KVESTIONS!!

  • @Pduarte79
    @Pduarte79 Před rokem +7

    One of the greatest British humor gems.

  • @eefneleman9564
    @eefneleman9564 Před 2 lety +10

    "VE ASK ZE KVESTIONS!!!" and "GO AVAY!!!" are easily my favorite quotes.

  • @n.ayisha
    @n.ayisha Před 2 lety +12

    i always made a point of donating to my local PBS station (channel thirteen in NYC) in appreciation for all of the British shows they introduced me to back in the eighties and nineties. that was the 'first taste' in what has become an obsession over the years. 'Allo 'Allo is one of my absolute favorite shows of all time (except the last season with the recast Herr Flick), and this scene is the single most perfect bit of writing/acting in comedy history.

  • @redsquirrel1086
    @redsquirrel1086 Před 6 lety +244

    The BBC produced some great comedy in the 1980's and 'Allo 'Allo was arguably the best of the lot.

    • @admiralackbar9307
      @admiralackbar9307 Před 5 lety +9

      Yeah! in 1985 I remember I use to watch this on a Sunday evening when it was on TV, and try to get my French homework done at the same time before school on Monday, it was all very French in 1985, Simon Le Bon Roger Taylor and Nick Rhodes recorded the 'So Red the Rose' Arcadia album in Paris too, some very happy memory's for me that year, God I miss the 80's

    • @rgp8034
      @rgp8034 Před 5 lety +14

      Now - oh now.. It will be probably sued for hate-speech and shut down on episode #1

    • @Nollaig1234
      @Nollaig1234 Před 2 lety +1

      @Concrete Head I fully agree with you. The 2 Ronnies was a far superior show - ditto for Dick Emery, Benny Hill, etc etc.

    • @nathanwilliams2152
      @nathanwilliams2152 Před 2 lety +5

      Yes - I also loved “You Rang, M’Lord”, Yes Minister and Rumpole of the Bailey. I have all the ‘Allo ‘Allo episodes on DVD

    • @theram4320
      @theram4320 Před 2 lety +4

      Absolutely correct. Unlike the dreadful gash that the BBC produces today!

  • @wilcoscholman5190
    @wilcoscholman5190 Před 9 lety +64

    Very funny: "we ask the questions!". Great show!

  • @nathanwilliams2152
    @nathanwilliams2152 Před 2 lety +13

    “DO NOT SAY GOOD MORNING!!!” 😂😂

  • @X3MCTZN
    @X3MCTZN Před rokem +4

    BRIIIIING IM IN HEEEAAAAR.... always cracks me up when Helga shouts out!

  • @SceneArtisan
    @SceneArtisan Před 5 lety +109

    1:51 - This scene is just a masterclass of comedy writing and acting. Brilliant, funny as hell and we can play it again and again, thanks to CZcams.

  • @Walrussnor
    @Walrussnor Před 8 měsíci +3

    Allo Allo is brilliant even today

  • @lestercharles9856
    @lestercharles9856 Před 2 lety +12

    Man I loved this show as a boy.
    English comedy is just brilliant

  • @TheNzfroggy
    @TheNzfroggy Před 2 lety +20

    I’ve got this entire series on DVD. I still find it hilarious. And clips like this still pop up on my CZcams. And I’ll watch them. It’s timeless.

  • @Woodland26
    @Woodland26 Před 2 lety +24

    I watched Allo Allo stage show live in Sydney in the early 90s. "Renee" had a head injury so an Australian actor (Max Gillies) stood in. Otherwise all the cast members were there on stage. The guy playing Herr Flick was quite tall and he was very nimble, doing cartwheel on stage with his long coat on. Quite an interesting experience.

    • @differentname8051
      @differentname8051 Před 2 lety +2

      Wow, I watched the stage show in London about two weeks before he had that awful accident.

    • @monmothma3358
      @monmothma3358 Před rokem +1

      I love that, Herr Flick doing cartwheels! 😂 That image will stay in my head for a while

  • @helenefrench4275
    @helenefrench4275 Před 2 lety +24

    Will never have fed up this fantastic series 😀

  • @pigpuke
    @pigpuke Před 2 lety +9

    The algorithm is being weird again. Still, loved this show - I miss the days when comedies were funny.

  • @hazydreamer7965
    @hazydreamer7965 Před rokem +3

    Allo, allo is priceless, - even after all these years.

    • @dougieb2159
      @dougieb2159 Před rokem

      Agreed I can honestly say this is the only show that literally has me laughing from start to finish and even when I watch the episodes more than once

  • @Macrobish
    @Macrobish Před rokem +8

    Superbly written and extremely funny - not many ‘comedies’ around today that match those criteria

  • @rockmcdwayne1710
    @rockmcdwayne1710 Před rokem +15

    ''VE ASK ZE GVESTIONS!'' Gruber showed some teeth and i almost believed it. Still makes you laugh after all these years.
    Talent was something different back in a day.

  • @GingerAsgardian
    @GingerAsgardian Před 5 lety +43

    I love this episode. To be completely honest, I love the entire show.

  • @PanzerMafia
    @PanzerMafia Před 5 lety +25

    Monsieur Alfonse is such a funny character

  • @petersinclair8718
    @petersinclair8718 Před 2 lety +8

    Kenneth Connor at his best.

  • @Morgel666
    @Morgel666 Před 2 lety +5

    One of the best cutscenes.
    'Allo 'Allo was always on the tv.
    I remember this from my childhood.

  • @fionathomson4436
    @fionathomson4436 Před 2 lety +7

    Very clever series and a brilliant cast 👏

  • @metalbearuk
    @metalbearuk Před 5 lety +16

    Love this scene, but there are so many classic moments throughout the entire series, although series 6 probably is its amazing peak.

  • @cahitcanko943
    @cahitcanko943 Před 2 lety +7

    Pleaze let this serie sending on every Hospital TV ! I think everyone will quick get better !!

  • @wallyjansen898
    @wallyjansen898 Před 2 lety +12

    Gruber! A class act!

  • @willywonka7599
    @willywonka7599 Před 5 lety +8

    This is the best show ever along with last of the summer wine

  • @janosbalogh7028
    @janosbalogh7028 Před 5 lety +82

    General: Are you satisfied with this explanation, Colonel?
    Colonel: Definitely not, general!
    General: Well, I am...
    xD xD I died...

    • @hogopogo7616
      @hogopogo7616 Před 2 lety +2

      When I served in the army our colonel while issuing some orders used to ask our captain :"Is it all clear to you?" -"Yes, sir!" - "Then now do quite the opposite and everything will be right!"

  • @janzwam1153
    @janzwam1153 Před 5 lety +62

    2:03
    The laugh of Gruber
    Did he fall out of character? :-)

    • @Robi2009
      @Robi2009 Před 5 lety +37

      No, he was just happy he followed the interrogation guidelines and it worked :)

    • @thecoolgang1580
      @thecoolgang1580 Před 3 lety +6

      No

    • @Hugh_Jurrection
      @Hugh_Jurrection Před 2 lety +1

      There is a series of the outtakes and to be fair, Gruber is guilty of most of the uncontrollable laughter!

    • @gust_wynants6603
      @gust_wynants6603 Před 2 měsíci

      @@Hugh_Jurrection whats the series of outtakes called? can I find it anywhere?

  • @stephendines1936
    @stephendines1936 Před 5 lety +3

    Absolutely Brilliant.

  • @SDeww
    @SDeww Před 5 lety +11

    general: HH
    colonel: HH
    luitenant: Klap!
    hahaha makes me laugh everytime!

    • @knorrie63
      @knorrie63 Před 2 lety

      @Certyfikowany Przewracacz Hulajnóg Elektrycznych it is actually the way he explained it when asked what he was saying.

    • @andre26071955
      @andre26071955 Před 2 lety +1

      That was typical of captain Hans Geering...

  • @VladSicoe
    @VladSicoe Před 9 lety +61

    VEE ASK ZE QVESTIONS!

  • @gen_robert_lee
    @gen_robert_lee Před 2 lety +4

    Oscar for this scene :)

  • @markanderson6135
    @markanderson6135 Před 2 lety +5

    Best scene in Allo Allo. Good comedy.

  • @NancyDrewe
    @NancyDrewe Před 2 lety +5

    Swiftly and with style! 😂

  • @dogwu2099
    @dogwu2099 Před 4 dny

    My late dad always loved it when Monsieur Alfonze said: "I will bury you swiftly and with style." He would burst out laughing everytime😅

  • @rudyclarke6176
    @rudyclarke6176 Před 2 lety +3

    This comedy stand alone
    Excellent job

  • @paulbale3872
    @paulbale3872 Před 2 lety +2

    What a lot of people didn't realise is it was sending up the tv series Secret Army, not the war or anything to do with it.

  • @maropl2515
    @maropl2515 Před 5 lety +5

    "Bring him in here! " :-D

  • @davidbolha
    @davidbolha Před 3 lety +5

    "My ticky tickeeerrr... !"
    😂

  • @rosbetzhanje9508
    @rosbetzhanje9508 Před 2 lety +3

    "I will bury you swiftly and in style" that is if you not stocked for winter kkkkkkkkkkkkk

  • @dagobert54
    @dagobert54 Před 3 měsíci +1

    How can you not laugh at every line? We have to admit that it's hilarious, even for French people. Too bad they won't show it in France. The production of French comedies has nothing comparable to offer these days. Long live England and long live the King.😍

  • @martingardener90
    @martingardener90 Před 2 lety +2

    Ohhh Helga!

  • @thewolker3483
    @thewolker3483 Před 4 lety +10

    We know everything...
    In that case can I go....hahahaha

  • @Gor85
    @Gor85 Před 6 lety +2

    Love this scene! :D

  • @nw8000
    @nw8000 Před rokem +1

    "we ask the question" priceless

  • @tenga3tango
    @tenga3tango Před 2 lety +4

    Kim Hart, I love your Helga.

  • @Perplexer1
    @Perplexer1 Před 4 lety +4

    1:52 Simply legendary comedy moment!

  • @lenkatricky
    @lenkatricky Před 5 lety +14

    Gruber is the best!!! 😃

  • @deso224
    @deso224 Před 2 lety +2

    There wont be better seria ever

  • @likklej8
    @likklej8 Před 2 lety +4

    Along with it Ain’t Half Hot Mum two of the funnier WW2 comedies ever made with Dads Army os number one. So a top three!

  • @davidcontraut7707
    @davidcontraut7707 Před 2 lety +1

    brilliant!!!

  • @dylancarter1831
    @dylancarter1831 Před 2 lety +4

    Why don't we make comedies like this anymore, lol :)

  • @stephenhill8790
    @stephenhill8790 Před 2 lety +7

    I was told the Germans French Italians all enjoyed this show

    • @MarekWarot
      @MarekWarot Před 2 lety +2

      Who would’ve guess French enjoy being depicted as bald wall eyed fatty, constantly preoccupied with his little business in the war time and yet known as “the bravest man in all France”, while accidentally of course his wife, utterly poor with talent half deaf singer-wannabe is named Édith.

    • @Gliese380
      @Gliese380 Před 2 lety +3

      It was unconditionally & universally loved all over Western Europe.

    • @marcin_78
      @marcin_78 Před 2 lety

      @@Gliese380 The Eastern one as well

    • @peterbassey9668
      @peterbassey9668 Před rokem

      They’re all good sports despite their history, old fruit.

  • @NationalSniper
    @NationalSniper Před 4 lety +10

    Gruber standing behind you is going to make any man nervous.

  • @Ama-hi5kn
    @Ama-hi5kn Před 11 měsíci +1

    When I had to go to the headmaster's office back in school...

  • @Toineuchiha
    @Toineuchiha Před 4 lety +5

    I swear everyone has a dad or grandpa that watched this

  • @almahperditae
    @almahperditae Před rokem +2

    I never know how Allo Allo worked. It' s always the same jokes, i see it thousands of times in the last 40 years almost, i know always whats coming, there are no surprises, nothing. And yet... It's hilarious any single time I watch it. I never get tired of it. Never! Allo allo should have lost his appeal decades ago. But no. Still amazing, still hilarious, a show with the same jokes in every episode!

  • @Jessica-si5wo
    @Jessica-si5wo Před 6 lety +31

    I wish this show comes to Netflix love it

  • @stipe3124
    @stipe3124 Před rokem +2

    We know everything!
    -In that case can I go 😂

  • @thiagodeandrade7081
    @thiagodeandrade7081 Před rokem +1

    Lieutenant Gruber reminds me of Lieutenant Barclay fromStar Trek: TNG.

  • @nicholasdavies6264
    @nicholasdavies6264 Před rokem +2

    Just superb comedy! 😂😂

  • @jan-yngvebohlin5980
    @jan-yngvebohlin5980 Před 2 lety +2

    I love `Allo `Allo :)

  • @rudyclarke6176
    @rudyclarke6176 Před 2 lety +2

    This show beats back any and all comedy

  • @WailingBanshee1667
    @WailingBanshee1667 Před 6 lety +12

    I love Gruber

  • @thebest41or2
    @thebest41or2 Před 4 lety +2

    Helga: go avay
    Mr. Alfonse: go avay....
    lmao

  • @delivererx
    @delivererx Před 4 lety +5

    We ask ze questions! ....swiftly and with style!

  • @pkc3168
    @pkc3168 Před 6 lety +2

    Genius !

  • @limedickandrew6016
    @limedickandrew6016 Před rokem +1

    I expect that many Germans in uniform in WWII were just civilians at heart expected to be tough and ruthless, and it is these Germans that Allo Allo portrays. They just didn't have the 'tough, ruthless' in them, even when they tried. And that always makes for great comedy.

  • @malcolmabram2957
    @malcolmabram2957 Před 2 lety

    "Vat is your favourite month?'
    'June General.'
    'You lie.'

  • @Drowfan
    @Drowfan Před 4 lety +4

    I wonder what Herr Flick would say if he witnessed this "professional" interrogation. :D
    Kíváncsi vagyok mit szólna Herr Flick, ha ezt látná. :D

    • @davidbolha
      @davidbolha Před 3 lety +1

      Helga can interrogate me anytime. 😉😆😅

    • @andre26071955
      @andre26071955 Před 2 lety

      A little bit more torture, von Schmallhausen...

  • @johnmusgrave3179
    @johnmusgrave3179 Před rokem +1

    This show took the p*ss out of the French, the Germans and the British without mercy but everyone loves it. Brilliant comedy!

  • @vanlalvenpuia8781
    @vanlalvenpuia8781 Před 2 lety +5

    I laughed so hard with my tears

  • @shauntaylor6040
    @shauntaylor6040 Před 5 lety +2

    I was pissing by the door.

  • @peterdavies2960
    @peterdavies2960 Před 2 lety +5

    I’m half-Austrian so I ask ze qvestions! 🇦🇹😂

  • @rex-up9ln
    @rex-up9ln Před 6 měsíci

    1:59 is my favorite moment in while of allo allo

  • @eltigre001
    @eltigre001 Před 2 lety +2

    but, how come that general salutes first??? he is a superior officer.

  • @Mr1979flapjack
    @Mr1979flapjack Před 5 lety +4

    Goodbye the 80s

  • @jonasnitz7678
    @jonasnitz7678 Před 2 lety +2

    Gotta see the whole series again. Haven't seen it since the first time it aired on TV.

  • @elcid5033
    @elcid5033 Před 6 lety +31

    In that case can i go?

  • @welshcaesar
    @welshcaesar Před 2 lety +1

    Magic.

  • @PonteRyuurui
    @PonteRyuurui Před 2 lety +3

    Ve ask the qvestions! - tears

  • @jackiescale7471
    @jackiescale7471 Před 6 lety +5

    So funny! Happy times

  • @henryedmonds4653
    @henryedmonds4653 Před 4 lety +2

    carrvy von interrogating.

  • @TDMxGalgas
    @TDMxGalgas Před 9 měsíci +1

    My 14 years old nephew described Allo Allo as, and I quote, "boomer humour". Apparently teenagers this days have different sources of entertainment. I get it, it's their life.