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  • @keeganblackburn8719
    @keeganblackburn8719 Před rokem +4543

    In defense of Henry, I can 100% confirm that, at least within the American School system, all boys/ mens sports team are required to undergo a genital inspection to ensure they do not have any hernias, testicular torsion, or in super rare cases, epididymitis (3 tremendously painful conditions that tend to occur within young males who overly exert themselves, while exercising). Hope this post both simultaneously helps and horrifies the masses…. You’re welcome Krewsaders.

    • @mr.morning8869
      @mr.morning8869 Před rokem +38

      We dont have anything like that

    • @NidokingOtsutsuki
      @NidokingOtsutsuki Před rokem +114

      wait wtf. Ive been boxing for 17years and ive never had my ass fingered or my balls groped by a doctor. America is a twisted place.....

    • @saiyantwan
      @saiyantwan Před rokem +268

      So many of us have heard the phrase "turn your head and cough"

    • @DavidBDMyers
      @DavidBDMyers Před rokem

      one in four men gets a hernia during their lifetime VS one in fifty women, so yes they preform customary checks.

    • @johnnymellon7414
      @johnnymellon7414 Před rokem +106

      Testicular torsion is a very acute & very painfull problem and not the reason you do that test, same goes for epididymitis. You can check for hernias while you're at it, but primarily it is done to check if both bois are there. Usually they descend before birth from inside your body into the scrotum, but sometimes it doesn't happen and needs intervention. And it is usually done in every civilzed place.
      There is nothing similar to check for in women since the ovaries stay where they are. At least I've never heard of a case with them decending into the labia.

  • @Dragonblade001
    @Dragonblade001 Před rokem +2508

    Well since you asked. Yes everyone in my family who played sports in school had a physical just like Henry were male. My sister and female cousins never got that at all

    • @Voltroc
      @Voltroc Před rokem

      Probably due to the fact that they don't have testicles.

    • @frausmandrake9757
      @frausmandrake9757 Před rokem +146

      Same for the military.

    • @franksixer
      @franksixer Před rokem +51

      Same.

    • @ifyouknowyouknowo950
      @ifyouknowyouknowo950 Před rokem +45

      Same but for band in high school

    • @rimz32
      @rimz32 Před rokem +41

      Everyone I've played with could do our physicals together, so I know at least 60 ppl could attest to it

  • @bioxx666
    @bioxx666 Před rokem +291

    Video idea, Henry and Jeannie take turns playing "is it a guy?" with photos of cosplayers, each brings their own photos to use on the other. Getting it wrong = taking a shot. Should be fun.

    • @martinxy1291
      @martinxy1291 Před rokem +16

      Kai is gonna have a blast with this

    • @skogen5357
      @skogen5357 Před rokem

      Hell yeah,this need more upvotes

    • @DerwinLRose
      @DerwinLRose Před rokem +1

      Not a good Idea It might offend some people! you trying to get MXR canceled ......... again??

  • @sarcasm-83
    @sarcasm-83 Před rokem +23

    Lol I love that a part of Kai's life is Jeannie bursting into her room and going "Hey Kai, did you ever get your genitals inspected?"

  • @donzapatero4808
    @donzapatero4808 Před rokem +1752

    4:45 I'm with Henry on this one I am pretty sure they make guys do a cough test. Idk what the female equivalent is though if there is one.

    • @lilcharkys3198
      @lilcharkys3198 Před rokem +98

      Yup i had to do the cough test

    • @donborvio
      @donborvio Před rokem +107

      Yep, testicular cancer check ^

    • @mattbuhrman9050
      @mattbuhrman9050 Před rokem +61

      I know they did I'm only 24 and I had to do a cough test in highschool

    • @thediesel4280
      @thediesel4280 Před rokem +59

      Yep same here. Henry throwing fax

    • @Shockguey
      @Shockguey Před rokem

      Unfortunately my massive dong would always knock out the physician.

  • @mM-ff5ps
    @mM-ff5ps Před rokem +676

    Henry is definitely right about the physical. Females just have a specific doctor they have to go to.

    • @ggregd
      @ggregd Před rokem +8

      So do men, they're called urologists.

    • @thierryfaquet7405
      @thierryfaquet7405 Před rokem

      In Switzerland it's done by the school nurse at 14 yo. Male gets their balls checked to see if they dropped. Female are just asked if their period started.
      It's not a full genital check, it's just a puberty check in case things are wrong it can be corrected medically.

    • @hollymolly518
      @hollymolly518 Před rokem +14

      post a specific bald doctor...

    • @danb.709
      @danb.709 Před rokem +14

      @@ggregd urologists are more specified, they treat just the urinary tract. Both men and women can be treated by urologists. Generally you are referred to a urologist by another doctor, and there is something definitely wrong.

    • @calholli
      @calholli Před rokem +9

      And the Dr said ---
      "Now turn your head and cough" ---

  • @hlonghi
    @hlonghi Před rokem +4

    Brazilian here, yup physical inspection includes squatting over a mirror and coughing. Did it as a kid when I joined a swimming club and as an adult when you join the obligatory military service.
    Something about checking for a certain medical condition.

  • @HeavyTopspin
    @HeavyTopspin Před rokem +8

    Henry: "I could never be attracted to a guy's butt"
    Also Henry: years of repeated appreciation for tennis pro Dominic Thiem's backside

  • @stocktonwhiteboy7978
    @stocktonwhiteboy7978 Před rokem +644

    Henry is 💯 percent accurate about the ,” Turn your head and cough “ during a sports physical. That’s how they check males for hernia . As a father of girls who were also Athlites , I’ve heard their physicals are far less invasive.

    • @rampage3337
      @rampage3337 Před rokem

      but why do they check? there is 0 reason to need to check a young mans genitals. if they had problems they would have found out long ago. that is just pedophilia with extra steps for no good reason.

    • @dizehjvegnomis
      @dizehjvegnomis Před rokem

      well, they WERE far less invasive...😒
      but, gotta "protect the girls" right?
      it's such a disingenuous justification.

    • @ashotofwhiskey219
      @ashotofwhiskey219 Před rokem +22

      For the sake of equality, that needs to change.

    • @ireallygotnothing
      @ireallygotnothing Před rokem

      @@ashotofwhiskey219 unlikely. It's a medical thing involving conditions that are unlikely to show up on women and the test for men is the easiest, cheapest, and fastest method of checking. If we could check for the same conditions by sticking fingers up a vagina, we'd do it but alas doing so doesn't give us the information we need.

    • @Grabthar191
      @Grabthar191 Před rokem +30

      I am wondering how Jeannie was pre med but didn't know about this basic part of a sports physical.

  • @Stranglethroat
    @Stranglethroat Před rokem +147

    I feel so sorry for Kai.
    "HAVE YOU EVER HAD YOUR GENITALS INSPECTED?!"

    • @joshgill955
      @joshgill955 Před rokem +44

      With her smart mouth I’m surprised she didn’t respond “why, am I about to?” Haha

    • @fauxque5057
      @fauxque5057 Před rokem +17

      What gets me is neither of them admit to a pap smear

    • @jire2376
      @jire2376 Před rokem +7

      The only reason why i know what a pap smear is cuz i watch Dr. Mike's vids,,,never would i have thought that i would remember that knowledge, lmao

    • @joshgill955
      @joshgill955 Před rokem +6

      @@fauxque5057 not every girl goes to the gynecologist like they should, some figure “no problems so I’m not going”

    • @gregjorda3080
      @gregjorda3080 Před rokem +1

      Lol

  • @shadowraven137
    @shadowraven137 Před rokem +4

    as an Aussie, i can also confirm that a full physical includes an inspection of your junk. normally its to make sure no hernias or other potential issues.

  • @dracoargentum9783
    @dracoargentum9783 Před rokem

    In Highschool for an anniversary of V-day, my school had a big production involving chorus, music and art departments; I had made this picture of a single lit candle overshadowing a burning swastika, to symbolize remembering overpowering hatred. When I hung it up in college, everyone thought I was a Nazi sympathizer.

  • @brandonbreaux1296
    @brandonbreaux1296 Před rokem +727

    Henry isn’t wrong. The “turn your head and cough” test (as I don’t know the official name) is something boys have to do if they do sports. It’s to check for inguinal hernias, and it isn’t a big deal. I mean, it wasn’t a big deal for me because they literally told me why they did the test. So yeah, boys have always had to go through having their genitals touched to join sports teams but no one said it was wrong or complained then. And knowing what it’s for, it being a type of hernia that can’t heal on its own and can become lethal if untreated it’s a very reasonable test.

    • @kevinwarburton2938
      @kevinwarburton2938 Před rokem

      Not in NZ ...checking every single male for something that only affects one in a thousand etc is moronic. Nothing more than excuse for Docs to pad their billings with a corrupt dumb spend other peoples money gov blank cheque.

    • @indra_vrtrahan
      @indra_vrtrahan Před rokem +7

      Literally this lmao

    • @Mods_a_ton
      @Mods_a_ton Před rokem

      boy, am i happy i never had to get my balls touched by some random person. Not a sentance i ever thought to write in my life tbh xD.

    • @calholli
      @calholli Před rokem +6

      And the Dr said ---
      "Now turn your head and cough" ---

    • @X3Xeed-
      @X3Xeed- Před rokem +1

      Same Lol

  • @sesposit88
    @sesposit88 Před rokem +227

    Vouching for Henry on having my sac and shaft inspected by different doctors during a physical. That's where the "ok now cough" joke comes from. The doctor literally cups your junk, and says "cough".

    • @fauxque5057
      @fauxque5057 Před rokem +9

      Dude I never had a shaft inspection. Yes they try to jam a nut home while telling you to turn your head and cough, but never have I heard of a shaft inspection

    • @NotBCT
      @NotBCT Před rokem +15

      @@fauxque5057 It's a thing in countries where they don't do infant circumcisions. It's to check for foreskin stuff. Since most MURIKA dudes get the snip, foreskin stuff isn't something they usually need to worry about.

    • @calholli
      @calholli Před rokem +3

      And the Dr said ---
      "Now turn your head and cough" ---

    • @JamesMichaelDoyle
      @JamesMichaelDoyle Před rokem

      @@fauxque5057 the skip the foreskin inspection if you are circumcised, there are a few things that can go wrong with foreskin.

    • @Inertia888
      @Inertia888 Před rokem +1

      @@NotBCT I live in... “MURIKA” I have not had mine snipped, and I still have never heard of having my shaft inspected?? What foreskin stuff are they looking for? Should I be worried? What is it about having a foreskin that needs inspection? Is it the foreskin itself? Or is it the whole shaft? I have so many questions. I need answers!!! 👀

  • @planetbob6703
    @planetbob6703 Před rokem +2

    2:54 I wrote a paper about that in history class a couple of years ago. It’s crazy how quickly something that has been respected for countless generations turns into this after only twelve years of misuse.
    Of course the brunt of it affects German stuff, including the language. After ww2 countless things were banned by the allies. When German politicians attended official events they didn’t even have a national anthem to play (super embarrassing because everyone else played one) until they started playing part of a song about peace. The ally representatives stormed out of the building in protest because the Germans were playing "nazi music"
    Even to this day German tourists get assaulted for "speaking nazi" or because they have harmless, common words which are mistaken for slurs in the English language...
    From the greatly respected country of the philosophers and thinkers to this for only twelve years of history!

  • @nojatha4637
    @nojatha4637 Před rokem +4

    Yeah. Boys get their balls held during a physical and are asked to cough. This is to determine whether or not our genitalia is working properly. Sometimes our school would hire a medical expert and have us line up outside a room where we would wait to be called on. This also happens in personal check ups at hospitals. It's not traumatizing by any means.

  • @ianobrien3248
    @ianobrien3248 Před rokem +389

    Yes they always checked for hernia during sports physicals by shoving their finger into our groins and looking at our balls. It was... awkward. Yearly.

    • @lolmao500
      @lolmao500 Před rokem +7

      What the hell. That never happened. Ever.

    • @Wasbever_14
      @Wasbever_14 Před rokem +9

      I am glad I didn’t do sports that required those

    • @MichaelHarto
      @MichaelHarto Před rokem

      Jesus.. horror

    • @thorketil1671
      @thorketil1671 Před rokem +23

      This is also performed prior to joining military service.

    • @little_error295
      @little_error295 Před rokem +7

      Bruh this is an American thing mad weird highkey 😭

  • @OMGwtfSTFUbrb
    @OMGwtfSTFUbrb Před rokem +162

    I can confirm that as a kid my Male genitals were indeed inspected, this was due to the doctors needing to check so the for skin could be retracted for proper hygiene management. Balls are also sometimes checked around puberty so that there are no complications with the internals of the sack(can lead to infertility and/or extreeeeme pain).

    • @kennethboyd3788
      @kennethboyd3788 Před rokem +4

      Yep. Cough and drop.

    • @EDV8ZR1
      @EDV8ZR1 Před rokem +2

      And then he says how big you are and then you say you're going to jail
      same with the gym teacher school's nowadays

    • @christianemerson4622
      @christianemerson4622 Před rokem

      My doctor, also female, only ever checked my scrotum. I never had my foreskin checked for retraction.

  • @hegemonycricket9549
    @hegemonycricket9549 Před 12 dny +1

    By ending a tech/customer support call as soon as possible, you are doing the agent a favor. Their value to their employer is overwhelmingly measured by such metrics as their call times. They are generally held responsible for meeting ridiculous metrics. Of course, your issue also needs to be resolved effectively, but shaving every possible second off the call is tremendously helpful for them.
    Believe me, they didn't want to talk to you anyway. Win/win.

  • @UrashimaO
    @UrashimaO Před rokem

    10:53 to further your point, there are farms with automated milking machines that the cows can walk into whenever they want to get milked; and the cows will voluntarily go to the machine to get milked unprompted.

  • @joeyd3447
    @joeyd3447 Před rokem +560

    That split second where Jeannie/Kai almost convinced an entire generation of males we've may have been sexually bamboozled... 😅
    ...good times hahaha 🤣🤣🤣

    • @joshgill955
      @joshgill955 Před rokem +38

      Wasn’t a joke, it’s truly a guy only thing 😟

    • @SpidermanFan92
      @SpidermanFan92 Před rokem +21

      I had my physical done by a doctor at my schools request, I think that might be the way it's done now to avoid issues. However, young men get physicals litterally all the time to play sports.

    • @yafu2599
      @yafu2599 Před rokem +15

      Don't joke, we were in a pub with a work colleague who merely told an anecdote about a corporate nurse's first instruction was to remove her top so he could "check for breast cancer" and then spent twenty minutes fondling her breasts, which she assumed was normal for her annual corporate medical check. When quizzed back by her female colleagues, who had never undergone this examination, she insisted it was innocent and not nefarious. Things got really awkward very quickly.
      TBF aside from above nefariousness, yeah, cough and drop is real.

    • @PabloHernandez-gl5ij
      @PabloHernandez-gl5ij Před rokem

      And then Henry plays the reverse UNO card then nothing wrong about getting your genitals inspected especially when it was a hot female doctor.

    • @claws2129
      @claws2129 Před rokem +12

      It's just typical checking for a hernia. Especially if your physically active like in sports. Part of your intestines can end up in your balls. It's really not a fun time.

  • @BohemianDoor
    @BohemianDoor Před rokem +219

    I can confirm even in Swedish schools, once you hit puberty you go to a doctor(who was female in my case) and they feel you genitalia too measure how far you have come through the process, remember her holding like a neclase that was made up of different size *nutz* and she had mine in the other hand to compare how big they had gotten. One of the most embarrassing moments tho is that my mom had to stand there and watch the whole thing.

    • @flameofmage1099
      @flameofmage1099 Před rokem +29

      Bro wtf. That last sentence

    • @maflennesteel7858
      @maflennesteel7858 Před rokem +11

      Wtf… I’m swedish, but I never heard about anyone having to do that.

    • @BohemianDoor
      @BohemianDoor Před rokem +5

      @@maflennesteel7858 wtf, why? It was not school related but it was when I hit puberty, so around 2011 2012

    • @maflennesteel7858
      @maflennesteel7858 Před rokem +4

      @@BohemianDoor dude idk. It would’ve been around the same year for me, but I don’t remember anything like that lol.

    • @BohemianDoor
      @BohemianDoor Před rokem +2

      @@maflennesteel7858 well shi, Lucky for you my man, wish you the best of luck.

  • @noOtherFs
    @noOtherFs Před rokem

    3:55 Y'know funny thing that that Henry and Jeannie checked out that post right after the Sonic post, because I just watched Sonic 2 sometime ago and I think that's the island they use as the place they store the emerald in

  • @SwayRod836
    @SwayRod836 Před rokem

    Ask Scoot the duck to say "curious" to prove he's sentient.
    Scoot: Couiours! COURIOUS! CcccccAAAACK! Aw, fuck...
    Scoot, you're not sentient.

  • @CentauriTTJ
    @CentauriTTJ Před rokem +279

    Yes as a guy during my physicals I had my genitals inspected, which was why I hated them as a kid. But now I know they do that to check for cancer. Also learned during one of my physicals I produce a lot of earwax despite me thinking my ears were always clean. Nope apparently I just pushed the wax in. They had to get syringes full of water in my ears before. Nurse helping did not have a good time pumping out wax. I apologize to this day mam and yes do agree that you should be paid more.

    • @FaceFish9
      @FaceFish9 Před rokem

      cancer and to see if your balls have dropped

    • @EcchiOtakuTM
      @EcchiOtakuTM Před rokem +11

      On the earwax part I'm GLAD I learned of hydrogen peroxide as an ear cleaner. Cause I was also pushing it back but to the point I couldn't hear and it solidified. When the doc tried to get it out it was ridiculously painful so he told me just keep an earful of peroxide in the ear every day for 5 minutes until it cleared up and came back. It was cleared to the point where they didn't have to do anything. That's all I occasionally do now to keep the ears clean.

    • @marcusiii___7969
      @marcusiii___7969 Před rokem +1

      where im from both girls and boys got checked, and if you are on a sports team before a tournament you get checked again

    • @dustysmoke4996
      @dustysmoke4996 Před rokem +6

      Believe it or not, Q-tips are not a good thing to cram in your earhole. smh

    • @theHyperion12
      @theHyperion12 Před rokem +3

      i always feel like i have to much wax in my ears went to the doctor to check my ears becouse of hearing problems, he told me that my ears where as clean as they could be i was shocked xD

  • @brothatscrazy3418
    @brothatscrazy3418 Před rokem +75

    Yeah the whole "turn your head an cough" was pretty normal for physicals. Pretty much every dude I knew in high school got one and went through it. Got super lucky that myself and a good bit of the football team went to the same doctor and had a female doctor, made the physical less stressful lmao.

  • @alexmohamed4068
    @alexmohamed4068 Před rokem +1

    Jeanie: go ask your friends.
    Henry: alright guys comment below.
    Me: we.... we're.....we're your friends? 😭😭😭😭

  • @HexJK
    @HexJK Před rokem +1

    Yes, for school sports you usually have to get a physical, which in part involves the examination of the testicles to check for hernias or any other issues that might deem sports unsafe for you. For clubs and private leagues, they generally don't require one because they could really care less if you play with an abnormal heartbeat or anything not blatant. If you don't visibly look ill or injured, they'll let you play.
    I played football in a private league for 2 years in highschool, and I can recall 2 incidents of someone on the other team having a hernia, and I've seen countless asthma attacks. In my later 2 years at my public school football team I never saw anything like that (because everyone was personally certified to play by a doctor). One time however a kid got his balls stuck in his "stomach" after being hit awkwardly. His coach had to sit him down with his legs crossed, picked him up and dropped him several times, just to get them to drop back out. Unrelated to a physical though, as that was an injury and not a preexisting health condition, just thought it'd be interesting to mention.

  • @SurrealNirvana
    @SurrealNirvana Před rokem +107

    10:16 Henry, thank you for being one of the ones who hangs up. As someone who is on the other end I can tell you that is helping immensely. Call centers score everything, and the closing can sink our call score if we are the one who ends the call. Maybe throw in the words "appreciate" and "excellent" if you feel like giving them a boost for that call.

    • @JuanHernandez-si4jd
      @JuanHernandez-si4jd Před rokem +5

      Sounds harsh

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie Před rokem

      I always click people. I hate talking with idiots face to face, and I hate to talk to them on the phone. F2F I can't legally make them shut up. On the phone I will always click them, block the number and have a great day.

  • @XyTeRx
    @XyTeRx Před rokem +236

    The girl in the thumbnail is Neyrodesu. She also does cosplay and it's pretty great.

    • @Shockguey
      @Shockguey Před rokem +25

      Thanks sauce boss.

    • @Vepantteri
      @Vepantteri Před rokem +4

      I thought that MxR and Jeannie broke up for a second...😮‍💨
      By this I meant that he already got a new gf. Have not watched their stuff in a long time

    • @addey6796
      @addey6796 Před rokem +7

      What a knowledgeable man, indeed. Why thank you good sir.

    • @cory6266
      @cory6266 Před rokem +4

      This man is doing God's work.

    • @Icetastesgood
      @Icetastesgood Před rokem +2

      @@cory6266 wait a minute

  • @droogieg.5234
    @droogieg.5234 Před rokem +1

    "I like the Swastika!" That was hilarious.

  • @nathanbrinkerhoff5886

    7:23 That hit a bad nerve.
    Story: There was this girl in middle school I had feelings towards. I went up to her just to talk and try and become friends. the response was she didn't want to know I existed. Even worse she treated me that was for being in the same room, not even doing anything with her.

  • @R6dARKaNGEL69
    @R6dARKaNGEL69 Před rokem +84

    I'm with you Henry, can confirm that I've had this happen during physicals growing up in Canada. I'm pretty sure the reason was to check for lumps or abnormal growths on your testicles.

    • @xeropulse5745
      @xeropulse5745 Před rokem +1

      Yep. Same thing in Ireland too. Seems to be a global thing, which is good.

    • @t.kersten7695
      @t.kersten7695 Před rokem +3

      In Germany we reffered to it as "Eierkontrollgriff". Really roughly translated you might get something like the "Ball Control Grip"?! It might stem from the fact, that testicles where often called "Eier" but you wouldn´t translate it one one one into "Eggs", because in the english language you call them mostly "balls" instead.

    • @tarfeef101
      @tarfeef101 Před rokem +2

      Yeah I tore a ligament in my upper thigh in elementary school as well, and the pain certainly traveled that way so I had such inspections multiple times

  • @astrayzchannel7235
    @astrayzchannel7235 Před rokem +99

    Henry: it's especially nice when your doctor's a female too
    Jeannie: what...?

    • @moonshinershonor202
      @moonshinershonor202 Před rokem +14

      Only if she cute doe.

    • @theHyperion12
      @theHyperion12 Před rokem +9

      @@moonshinershonor202 cute or nah better a female cute or ugly then a man xD

    • @NathanTenney
      @NathanTenney Před rokem +5

      There were no female doctors in my very small hometown.

    • @aquietplaceinthedark5458
      @aquietplaceinthedark5458 Před rokem +5

      My doctor was a female but they brought a male in for that part..... 😶

    • @keithruss4279
      @keithruss4279 Před rokem

      @@theHyperion12 100% facts all day day long even old and wrinkly beats out having a guy do it

  • @TheBanthaPoodoo
    @TheBanthaPoodoo Před rokem +1

    4:15 fish? coconut? Honestly I'd be more worried about water than food

  • @MothershipV1
    @MothershipV1 Před rokem

    I was on the phone with a call centre an hour before this comment.
    I thanked them for their time,
    Wished them a nice day,
    Waited for a response,
    Then said "love you, bye" and hung up.
    Imagine dealing with idiots on the phones all day, every day. You gotta spice it up for them, especially if they're helpful, or nice :)

  • @ancuncha
    @ancuncha Před rokem +85

    Automated milking is a thing. The cows have an ID and they go into the milking shed themselves, milked by a auto machine and given feed. The ID stops the cows being over milked, as they keep going in for more feed (they will have plenty of grass to eat, but the feed is tastier). It sounds like consent to me!

    • @EDV8ZR1
      @EDV8ZR1 Před rokem +3

      So what an RFID tag on the cow or in it
      like a pet dog or cat for tracking

    • @Grabthar191
      @Grabthar191 Před rokem +10

      There have been studies showing that the milk is of higher quality and taste when the cow is treated well too. So dairies have been more careful about making sure the cows are well treated to impove the sales.

    • @thehellborne7182
      @thehellborne7182 Před rokem +6

      I believe most Vegans argue that it's less about "consent" considering cows can't talk, and more about the fact that the calf is killed or separated from its mother so it doesn't drink the milk. But then again, with some Vegans you never know😂

    • @EDV8ZR1
      @EDV8ZR1 Před rokem +5

      @@thehellborne7182 I like to tell a vegan i cook with plants not to eat but to heat my meat I eat wood chips for barbecuing/ grilling or you can tell them that plants are living things too and that they're eating a living thing they go crazy it's a logical paradox that they're still killing a living thing and eating it

    • @stepanbalcarik
      @stepanbalcarik Před rokem

      WTF dude, its not about cows consent. its about people artificially inseminating the cow, waiting for the birth, then taking the calf away from her (killing it if M, raising it if F, as male calf of milk producing cow breeds are of no value), and then milking the mother cow dry. Also note that milk producing breeds are bred to have surplus of milk than a normal cow, and if not properly milked, its very painful for them to have full udder.

  • @nathan5765
    @nathan5765 Před rokem +59

    Henry's absolutely right about the physical thing. In fact, one time me and my friends asked each other if we had female or male doctors in middle school and made fun of the ones who didn't have women doctors because that meant another guy touched their balls.

    • @blade9657
      @blade9657 Před rokem +4

      That's so fucked up but funny as shit, lmao.

    • @moemo70
      @moemo70 Před rokem

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @jamesjamka
      @jamesjamka Před rokem

      Man i wish my doctor was a woman

  • @torgranael
    @torgranael Před rokem

    0:46 My family always called them icy poles. Definitely not something including "pop", as those were ice snacks on a pop-stick like a Street's Cylcone! or a Peter's Icy Pole. And yes, I do see the irony in the second example, but I'm talking generic terms, not branded.

  • @Fireresistance12212
    @Fireresistance12212 Před rokem +1

    5:27 I freaking knew Hendry would say that "especially when your doctor is female "🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Joe___R
    @Joe___R Před rokem +234

    Jeannie,
    Look up automatic milking barns. Cows happily go into them to get milked whenever they feel it is needed. Most dairy farms here in Iowa use this type of milking process. Cows can roam the pastures eating as much as they want then when their udders get heavy with milk they go into the milking barn to a machine that washes them & milks them roboticly.

    • @alicedickinson5356
      @alicedickinson5356 Před rokem

      I can guarantee that it's not the milking process that pisses vegans off. What pisses them off is the forced pregnancy a cow has to go through plus having her baby taken away from her straight away birth just so they get the milk. I'm not vegan but I know where my shit comes from

    • @user-jm5lr8xc5z
      @user-jm5lr8xc5z Před rokem +39

      Yes and yes. Also, if NOT relieved from milk, they can easily get inflammation or even mastitis, which is nasty.

    • @haiodayo2326
      @haiodayo2326 Před rokem +12

      Trust me when I say, Cows are very much capable of defending themselves. One of my Army Sergeants went up to pet a baby calf, and about 40 seconds later was running for his life from a herd. Also I remember in one of my old Nat Geo books that cows are 5x more likely to kill you than a shark.

    • @gaijillahimself908
      @gaijillahimself908 Před rokem +19

      @@haiodayo2326 when would a cow ever have a chance to kill a shark

    • @Darth.Fluffy
      @Darth.Fluffy Před rokem

      @@gaijillahimself908 ......yep.....

  • @micahnieman673
    @micahnieman673 Před rokem +96

    Yeah, men have their genitals inspected. We all know/have heard about the whole "turn your head and cough" thing, and the men among us have been through it. It's always a little awkward, but is quick enough that it's really no big deal. I'm actually surprised to hear that women don't have their genitals inspected during a physical. I thought a physical was supposed to check every part of you, at least a bit.

    • @RichyArg
      @RichyArg Před rokem +5

      To fair i don't think that there are as many "easy to spot with just a look" conditions that could affect the genitalia of a youung female's genitals.
      You can make a quick and reasonable assesment of a male's package very easily, quick look, maybe some tact of the testes, and done.

    • @daniellodge6596
      @daniellodge6596 Před rokem

      Is this some American thing I'm too developed country to understand? Molesting school kids is normal there?

    • @dizehjvegnomis
      @dizehjvegnomis Před rokem

      it's checking for hernia by feeling the perineum, at least that's what the actual test i experienced for high school sports was. i'm surprised it's not the same procedure for everybody

    • @Naeron66
      @Naeron66 Před rokem

      So they check kids genitals to perhaps detect 1 type of perineal hernia. What about all the other types of hernia? The US is completely fucked up when it comes to anything to do with genitals and sex.

  • @JohnDBIRL
    @JohnDBIRL Před rokem +1

    Who edited this video, the comedic timing is amazing for some of the sounds 🤣

  • @LettuceNotLetus
    @LettuceNotLetus Před rokem +1

    I myself love milk, and will not stop drinking it. Since you seemed interested in how the cows were milked you can search up “how cows are milked on CZcams”. In bigger farms they’ll use a machine to milk them, and then kill them at the end of their use, but smaller farms tend to just milk the cow and let it roam it’s enclosure.

  • @ZenRhino
    @ZenRhino Před rokem +69

    I find it funny that Henry did the old style method of hanging up a phone like you would for an old rotary phone instead of just pushing a button on your smartphone. I'll bet there's some people in the audience who didn't even know what he was doing.

    • @mattm7220
      @mattm7220 Před rokem +9

      You do know that hanging up like that isn't just from the old rotary phones, right? Like landlines still exist in businesses to this day 😅

    • @nuknukisdead
      @nuknukisdead Před rokem +4

      @@mattm7220 Omg, I think you just outed him.

    • @jahzzy
      @jahzzy Před rokem +1

      You mean the people that know the audience watching cocomelon?

  • @undeadgentalmen
    @undeadgentalmen Před rokem +8

    4:20 Henry goes for a doctor's physical.
    Doctor - Turn your head and cough.
    Henry - *Cough.*
    Doctor - Oh dear this is terrible.
    Henry - What's wrong Doc?
    Doctor - You just let a complete stranger touch your balls.

  • @bader51500
    @bader51500 Před rokem

    5:40
    The doctor asks you to cough too 😂🤦‍♂️

  • @TheFreakazoid67216
    @TheFreakazoid67216 Před rokem

    5:44 That actually did happen to me when I wanted to play American Football in High School. I got told that I had to have my junk inspected before I went to start practice. I THINK they do that so you dont have one of your testicals explode or cause any internal damage in that area when running drills

  • @Nahrix
    @Nahrix Před rokem +9

    1:33 Yeah, but they didn't learn about WW2 in KINDERGARDEN

  • @theherrdark4834
    @theherrdark4834 Před rokem +16

    Yes, Henry, that is normal to get the package checked. This is because they are more prone to injuries. Girls do not have to worry about that, but females do have to see a gynecologist on a regular basis.

  • @Szabysvk
    @Szabysvk Před rokem

    Henry:Leans away..
    Jeannie: Henry, where,why are you le,where are you running ,where are you going....
    that was soo cute :D

  • @shreyas_india
    @shreyas_india Před rokem +1

    5:14 I think Henry you went to the Film Sets of PHub.

  • @littleernu4923
    @littleernu4923 Před rokem +11

    Don’t worry henry, I’m 14, and I too have had the privilege of having my gentials inspected

  • @darkchameleon5283
    @darkchameleon5283 Před rokem +85

    I don’t think Jeannie gets how scary girls can be, especially when you want to be in a relationship with them, you analyze every thing you do

  • @Vic47
    @Vic47 Před rokem

    2:59 Yeah, that's what is happening now with Z and V letters rn. Especially when your first name starts with V and your second name starts with Z and Google and other social media give you an avatar with V or VZ on it by default, unless you upload a custom avatar.

  • @eljsatantaro1902
    @eljsatantaro1902 Před rokem

    The problem that people keep forgetting about cows is that, they keep producing milk, always. And if they don't get milked, they literally get in pain. I saw cows literally scream to call the farmer whenever he was late at bringing them back to the stable to get milked, because they were starting to feel pain. And if you don't believe me, remember, doctors had to invent machines to extract milk from lactating women becase their babies wouldn't drink from their breasts, causing them to be in a world of pain from the pressure of it.

  • @LifeofaFatMan
    @LifeofaFatMan Před rokem +6

    5:45 Ball check can confirm

  • @Getwipedboiii
    @Getwipedboiii Před rokem +92

    Much love to team crewsade
    Edit: yes mens get their balls inspected the old "cough"

  • @mrhoneybadger5539
    @mrhoneybadger5539 Před rokem

    wiki: If a cow, who was in the middle of her lactation and producing eight gallons of milk per day, went for a significant time without being milked, it could cause bruising, udder injury, sickness and, if it continued, could result in death (this would take many consecutive days without milking).
    we are basically saving the cows there abit.

  • @thecommenternobodycaresabout

    I drew the swastika in uni on multiple occasions unconciously and nobody said anything when they saw it because, when they saw it, they were looking for two digital signals on top of each other, not a nazi symbol. Just like the phrase: "There are no dirty phrases, only dirty minds". For those who are curious this is a case of a digital signal with three possible values starting from, for signal a y -> y-1 -> y-2 and for signal b y2-2 -> y2-1 -> y2 spanning from t -> t+3.

  • @Konaegy
    @Konaegy Před rokem +31

    Henry is right. We get our genitals checked at the doctor during physical. It's was to check if anything was wrong with our balls.

  • @MultiVideoman777
    @MultiVideoman777 Před rokem +13

    As a fellow man, I can 100% confirm that we get our balls inspected during our physicals. It's usually to make sure there's nothing wrong with our tubes before we put a lot of physical strain on our bodies that could cause things like hernias, or testicle torsion. It's often called the cough test cause the doctor feels the back of our sack, has us turn our head and cough a few times per testicle

  • @ethanhill8825
    @ethanhill8825 Před rokem

    Got to get them checked even if you are nervous about going to the doctor. Cancer scares are the worst

  • @legacypants2710
    @legacypants2710 Před rokem

    The fact that the Black Plague is the only thing Jeannie knows about history outside of the 20-21st century is conserning

  • @PabloHernandez-gl5ij
    @PabloHernandez-gl5ij Před rokem +43

    Jeannie and Kai: looking like they were ganging up on Henry for getting his genitals inspected during a physical exam
    Henry: there's nothing wrong about getting your genital examined during a physical exam especially when the doctor's a hot female.
    Jeannie: surprise Pikachu face.😶

  • @Mr.kendrick82
    @Mr.kendrick82 Před rokem +62

    Yes, boys back in the day got our twig and berries inspected back in the during physicals and had to do them to attend P.E. I don't know if they did it girls. But every guy I know had it done. Born in the 80's

    • @Mikestrike1
      @Mikestrike1 Před rokem +2

      I was born in 94, and I went through the same thing in grade school for sports.

    • @Mr.kendrick82
      @Mr.kendrick82 Před rokem +3

      @@Mikestrike1 I guess they don't touch the girls then. Never thought about it in all my years. Probably bc it was weird so we never talk about it after.

    • @samarjeetsinghgrewal8949
      @samarjeetsinghgrewal8949 Před rokem +1

      Yup. Born in 89, same at my school.

    • @Mr.kendrick82
      @Mr.kendrick82 Před rokem

      @@samarjeetsinghgrewal8949 Seems like the girls weren't invited to the pre P.E. groping the boys got. That's so non-inclusive. Lol it's a joke.

  • @pauljs75
    @pauljs75 Před rokem

    They forgot trolling with Kirby on Smash Bros with the "hiiii" thing.

  • @DaltonKY08
    @DaltonKY08 Před rokem

    I only had a physical when preparing for the military and yes the turn and cough thing was part of it, along with being tested if you could walk on your knees for a distance

  • @andeeharry
    @andeeharry Před rokem +18

    5:34 I did once. It was for my yearly review to update my medical records and the female doctor had a good feel of everything, including Fred. I am not sure if this was supposed to happen normally, but it did. The good thing is, everything was fine anyway.

  • @DarthBil1
    @DarthBil1 Před rokem +9

    8:15 Hate to break it to you, Jeannie, but your friend is hoping something is going to happen.

  • @scasimir1000
    @scasimir1000 Před rokem

    Clearly there was episode done by family Guy that shows you how cows appreciate and love when you do LOL

  • @Mustamad
    @Mustamad Před rokem

    From Singapore here and yes we get our junk check during a physical examination. We also had to get it checked again when guys upon reaching 18 years of age are conscripted into the army.

  • @TheOne-bg2rh
    @TheOne-bg2rh Před rokem +28

    HOLY SHIT, I had my genitals touched as well (during physicals) and I had a conversation with a girl and apparently it’s a guy only thing. So you’re not alone Henry

    • @JamesMichaelDoyle
      @JamesMichaelDoyle Před rokem +3

      probably because they cant get the type of hernias that the doctors are checking for in men, which if untreated is lethal. they also do not have a high risk of cancer there, their breasts are the likely spot for cancer in that age group. so i would assume the doctors check that for them. also they dont tend to play full contact sports.

  • @jamestamasang6703
    @jamestamasang6703 Před rokem +5

    I just watched a vid of you guys from 5 years ago. you guys seemed a lot happier and had such an overall happier vibe, but still great content keep up the work

  • @chidiche2
    @chidiche2 Před rokem

    4:52 NOOOOOOO, THAT'S UP TO YOUR PEDIATRICIAN! NOT THE SCHOOL NURSE! THAT'S WHY IT'S BAD!
    Edit: There has never been an inspection like that in my county and asking my friends from other states, they said they never had that kind of examination. Henry needs to sue and get his money.

  • @taylordiamond
    @taylordiamond Před rokem

    Henry forgot that Gynecology existed lmao.

  • @traumatized_otaku
    @traumatized_otaku Před rokem +21

    12:42 All hail YD for their contribution to the fate maid-verse. Outfits are instantly recognizable for fellow degens like me.

  • @LifeofaFatMan
    @LifeofaFatMan Před rokem +6

    3:05 If the media wanted to end your career, all they would have to do is clip that one segment before this point and broadcast it.

  • @ImmortalBecoming
    @ImmortalBecoming Před rokem +2

    4:50 she can't believe her own female privilege

  • @koabajet
    @koabajet Před rokem

    Yeah, gonna just put this out there, my physical went the same way as Henry's LMAO are we all seeing the same doctor? 😂😂

  • @JakeDogg-RIP
    @JakeDogg-RIP Před rokem +5

    1:40 remember Henry has a jar almost empty of Vaseline next to his bed or computer desk, I forget where exactly

  • @infamousgames4782
    @infamousgames4782 Před rokem +11

    4:45 Henry is right, I remember doing a yearly physical, it is also required to be apart of a school sports team. They don't just check your genitals, it's an overall review of your health.

  • @fleet4fingers
    @fleet4fingers Před rokem

    I'm 51 and have always heard "turn your head and cough" from my GP or school "doctor" during Physicals.

  • @Scudd_
    @Scudd_ Před rokem +1

    Yea I had to get my balls checked when I went to try out for the soccer team. I feel like Jeannie has not experienced or heard of a lot of stuff that literally everyone else has, not just physicals lol. Like that time she had no idea Spider-Man got a reboot after Tobey and Andrew got casted, or when she had never heard of 50 cent.

  • @ZarliWin
    @ZarliWin Před rokem +13

    That definitely can happen being a cosplay photographer, but that's usually after years of hard work, establishing your work, and building trust.

  • @kodyproductions308
    @kodyproductions308 Před rokem +7

    5:06 this the cough test, this is to check for testicular cancer. No idea why they do it during the physical but they do. Some do it and some don't.

  • @spiritretro3571
    @spiritretro3571 Před rokem

    fun fact: most domestic cows actually approach the farmers for milking when its uncomfortable, same with sheep and shearing, they know what the farmers do and know what to do when they are uncomfortable (same with other farm animals with simmilar care)

    • @spiritretro3571
      @spiritretro3571 Před rokem

      also if a cow doesnt consent to a miling, they WILL fucking end you, those things can EASILY kill you, the sheep.... not so much

  • @tears_of_asariel3198
    @tears_of_asariel3198 Před rokem

    10:36 no.. the issue is that a cow in the wild can easily live 20+ years, but due to the stress and trauma of.. (i dont want to get too into it here, but if your curious, ask and i will reply) their 'lives' most dairy cows only live on average 4 years... less than 1/5 of their normal life expectancy

  • @wolfhors3_660
    @wolfhors3_660 Před rokem +14

    Yeah watch what happens if Henry spends an evening watching a movie with a female friend that Jeannie doesn't know. We'll have a whole new game folks 😅😅😅

  • @Darkone2k9
    @Darkone2k9 Před rokem +7

    You guys blow me away with how consist you are at making videos, I have consumed SO many of your videos that i think i got addicted a long time agon and this is my first step to recovery, Admitting it to myself and everyone else!

  • @Christian988.
    @Christian988. Před rokem

    Henry was touched up by not a doctor when he was younger oh dear 😂😂.

  • @Killerwale-hk4wy
    @Killerwale-hk4wy Před rokem +1

    Well, Henry is right though. You are supposed to get your genitals inspected in most countries. Women have a gynacologist, women also can get pelvic exams, but that isn't routine and only happens when the doctor thinks that there's a problem.

  • @patriotofthewest6420
    @patriotofthewest6420 Před rokem +72

    Hey you two, watched you two for years been following Henry since before he met Jeanie. I absolutely adore you guys Odin bless you both and I hope you had a great Fourth of July with love from Australia.

    • @romantheblack-cat
      @romantheblack-cat Před rokem +3

      Odin is with us!

    • @instinctrules2969
      @instinctrules2969 Před rokem

      Jeannie*

    • @Nate_R_
      @Nate_R_ Před rokem +4

      @Kashgari did you just religion shame someone because... anti-racism? The copium is thick with you

    • @Nate_R_
      @Nate_R_ Před rokem

      @Kashgari at least you're an honest racist.

  • @BeastGuyver
    @BeastGuyver Před rokem +10

    5:15 the "genital inspection" was a hernia check and you don't need to check genitals to see if someone is male or female its the fastest way but any blood or DNA test can be use to check.

  • @llakuawyus7326
    @llakuawyus7326 Před 9 měsíci

    True. Plenty of doctors have felt up my balls to check for anomalies, testicular cancer, etc. Honestly, for me personally, it was never a big deal as a kid and now as an adult it still doesn't seem like a big deal. Seems like children's health should come first. Lets just make sure we trust the doctors.

  • @blueye95
    @blueye95 Před rokem

    The thing with vegas and cow milk is that it still requires the calf to die quickly. When a young grows up the cows eventually stops producing milk so for a constant milkt supply they need to take away the calf (often by turning it into meat) and make sure the cow keeps producing offspring. I think they are against that cycle as well (not a vegan but i can see the argument).

  • @sonnikdoh2510
    @sonnikdoh2510 Před rokem +19

    The Dr. grabs your junk then says: "turn your head and cough".

  • @MoA-Reload...
    @MoA-Reload... Před rokem +34

    Yeah not gonna lie, when you've just moved into a house and you discover the housemates(also the home owner) dining room set has what turned out to be the "proper" Swastika symbols carved into the backs of the chairs it does at least merit a double take, a subtle "oh fml, what have I just walked into?" followed by a quick googling for the sigh of relief and continue unpacking 😂

    • @jjw5165
      @jjw5165 Před rokem +2

      Yes there are people out there believing wierd stuff. Pluss hooked cross used around word by different spiritual groops like budest and Hindu.

    • @MoA-Reload...
      @MoA-Reload... Před rokem +4

      @@jjw5165 I'm the first to admit to my ignorance of the origin of that symbol back then but I do have a keen interest in the History of WW2 and digging into it you find quite quickly that unfortunately the poor understanding of the Swastika and it's actual origin is far from the only misconception to arise in that time. Goes to show the massive impact WW2 had not just in lost lives and physical damage but in our cultures and understanding of things too.

    • @Shockguey
      @Shockguey Před rokem +1

      "What's with the Nazi flag?"
      "It's the United Farm Workers Union flag"
      "Okay but you're wearing a Hugo Boss suit"
      "They make good suits"
      "You own a Volkswagen"
      "My dad gave it to me"

  • @HolyGuardian25
    @HolyGuardian25 Před rokem

    That's just really sad, other kids didn't know how to remove everything from the search history and didn't know that incognito mode existed lmao

  • @stevenvonsiebenhoven4217

    I never got that inspection... Then again I live in england where in any physical contact with a kid is against the law unless it is by a proper doctor for a medical issue.