Mosasaurs Beware!
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- čas přidán 17. 06. 2016
- Inspired by: stroggtank.deviantart.com/art/...
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Pneumatic spear guns are fearsome weapons. Compact, lightweight and crazy powerful!
Based on "stroggtanks" great piece of art, we made six shot monster spear gun that fires all six spears on the pull of a single trigger! The heavy steel spears weigh about 3 pounds altogether and throw the big archery mat down every time.
Made from six unaltered Cressi SL55 spear guns that are bundled up by means of a wooden rig, the Mosasaur Hunter 2000 is a lot of fun to shoot.
Also, some more bonus material including new tests with the rubberaulic press!
A "The Slingshot Channel" Production. - Věda a technologie
Why I watch this channel?
1% for weapons
99% for hahaha
okay
Nah i watch for -LET'S ME SHOW YOU IT'S FEATURES-
Nein! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Let me react this ,kk kk kkk😂😂😂
EXACTLY
*Attacker* : "GIMME ALL YOUR MONEY!"
*Joerg, with a wide grin on his face* : "This is my Mosasaur Hunter 2000. Let me show you its features."
+Aramiro
Three pounds of sharpened steel designed possibly for defense against sharks. That poor sucker's gonna be made into a wall decoration.
XD lol, fire!
You forgot is laugh
Aksel hein The attacker wouldn't have heard it anyway.
That would be the last thing he hears.
The boggie man checks under his bed for Joerg at night
Best comment
The boggie man? He from a swamp?
Hahahaha
The boogie man probably has nightmares about his laugh.
@@CrudeConduct666 damn man mad my day
Some artist: *posts a spoof gun concept online
Joerg: “How does it work? Never mind, I’ll figure it out myself.”
And later I'll show the artist its features
Hahahaha
@@amithasanarpon2527 made me laugh, have a cookie XD
@@amithasanarpon2527
Lol
when you see a man this size, being pushed back by the recoil.... you know that that thing is powerful AF hahaha
"AHAHAHA" (quote)
The best thing about your videos is that you really look honestly happy, not overenthusiastic, just happy.
Thats cause hes doing things he enjoys doing. not making youtube vids to make money .even if he does i feel hes dling it for his own pleasure and enjoyment not to make others Happy. But he does that also with out even trying. Hes just a good natured guy with a great imagination.
May I point out that this man is literally the HEAVY from tf2
i am heavy weapons guy and this is my weapon let me show you its features its name is the mosasaur hunter 2000 it fires 6 spears all at once impaling the target and has a chance to penetrate more than two targets at once
*scenes change to heavy shooting*
HAHAHAHA LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES
It’d be funnier if he were Russian, and always wore one of those shoulder ammo belts for show
I wanna hear him talk about his "sandwich"
deviculous's rostrum I never put two and two together
Tf2 should launch a minigun that shoots spears and its called "Mosasaur hunter 2000"
I like the way you laugh
Cheers my day up
In carl from slingblade voice "I like the way you laugh too mmmhhm"
Yes me too as well also
I love the way you laugh
He can be a bad guy in the next James bond movies let say Hans Gruber in the die hard.
You're a giant, happy, fun loving, mad scientist, freelance, oddball weapons inventor who belongs in a video game.... And I love it... I just freaking love it.
Brett Prior Look up Metro Helsing gun. It looks exactly like this gun. But smaller and easier to hold like a rifle instead of a minigun.
In it hes funny crazy
Best description of this guy ever.
One of Most Humble white Guy i ever seen, god bless you Funny Uncle
He is like Heavy Weapons Guy from TF2
his laugh sounds merry and evil at the same time , how can that me ?
Victor Charlie cause he sounds humble, but when you see him holding something so lethal, you know why he's laughing
Rockin' Saint I wish that was the only reason. Then I could laugh like that too
If Joerg is a teacher
The student have 2 choices
To behave or Joerg show you its features
That sounds a lot rapier than I think you meant it to
@@Jacob-ge1py "Ha Ha Ha Ha" o_o
The students have one choice: behave
German kinder do as theyre told! lol
Joerg show you his features ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Finally someone sees it like I do ha, I love that catchphrase and how he says it, makes me think of a perfect bond villain proud of his new weapon...
I picture he's got bond trapped and is proudly showing off his new weapon turns to bond and say that
When you try to beat up this guy the last thing you will hear is *Let Me Show You Its Features*
drops soap in prison
HAHAHA LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES
Well legends say his laughter follows you down the path to hell
"Let me show you YOUR features."
as he starts pulling your insides out in front of your eyes.
HA HA HA HA!
This guy would survive any apocalypse. His intellegince , speech, and crafting are at level 100.
and strength
I'm sure he would take down many enemies, but someone will eventually get him. He is guaranteed to drop extremely rare loot.
Haha lvl 100001
Unless the earth explode......not very he bail a space craft and escaped to mars and colonize it....heck yeah.
@@whichDude w r o n g.
His laugh cures the deepest depression.
The laugh's deep vibration ceumbles your bones,turning them to dust
Captain Firepower If you're a mosasaur who lives off of robbing people, yes. Yes it would.
He enjoys his work.
As well as the deepest wounds
cures depression, turns boys into men and persuades the undead to stay in their graves.
I learned 3 phrases from watching these videos:
"Let me show you what I came up with"
"Let me show you its features"
"HAHAHAHA"
Now somebody should go make a T-Shirt
We need Jörg as a Video Game companion. Hed just run around going HAHAHA and killing things with improvised random weapons.
Fallout 4 Joerg Sprave companion mod. YES!
@@bigg_texas44 also skyrim!
@@rivahoukes1554 why do i feel like he was the creator of the super sledge and the power fist?
@@bigg_texas44 cause he would he crazy enough to put a jet-engine on a hammer
Noooo, he is too nice to kill ;-;
this mans laugh makes my life better
Ian Bailey He's just so jolly and it makes me smile every time he laughs.
Ian Bailey I knowww. I'm so happy watching these 😂😊
Same here we need more people like him around
His laugh should be a meme
Dark Enforcer I think it already is and has been for a long time
I think you can make a "Joerg sings Vitas"
The laugh in slow motion... epic
Dark Enforcer it my message tone
“Let me show you its features”
When Joerg says "let me show you its features" and then laughs, that just makes me happy.
he looks so happy this is so pure
just a man playing with some weird bow / crossbow laughing in the woods
haha
He's an oversize child gleefully making his 'toys'
Not creepily worded at all
"Let me show you its features." should be the new "Say hello to my little friend."
98 have signed. Let's get to 100
make that 99
Agreed
His laugh is awesome because it sounds like the Heavy's laugh from Team Fortress.
Oogwe, Chase, And squirtle RES Turtles
He IS the heavy!
TurtleMan0811 Kian L. he needs a medic
-he's ripped, check
-he's got a russian accent, check
-he's got a cool laugh, check
this guy could be slapped into TF2 as a skin for heavy and no one would notice the difference
Robot Plays not russain accent, but we do have a German accent. which is about as cool if not cooler.
Rafael Moreno so a "that area" accent
which means is really cool.
"And todays extra content is this chicken leg" lol the content I've been waiting for.
We need a Skyrim mod with his voice being that of the dragon at the beginning of the game. Lol
When someone shoots him. “Ouch. You got me! HAHAHA!!!
My turn! HAHAHA
LET ME SHOW YOU THE FEATURES!!!!!HAHAHAHA
ONE LAST SHOT, BANG! HAHAHA
Hahah
HAHAHA! is the last thing you hear if you shoot him
Man, I just love this guy's laugh
Sounds like a supervillian.
same HA HA HAH XD
Mile Fapfap HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH
Imagine him as Santa Claus, it's the perfect laugh :D
+Andreas Hansen It's Christmas time HO HO HOOOOO
His wife comes home every day and just hears maniacl laughter from the garage and just thinks "oh boy how many watchlists is jorg my sweet on?"
The fact that he almost fell over and starts laughing just scares me
Germans XD
Robber *sneaks in his house* , *Joerg pops up from behind* "LET ME SHOW YOU IT'S FEATURES!!!" *The screaming can be heard miles away*
I wish he would upload that
Robber sneaks in his house , Joerg pops up from behind "LET ME SHOW YOU IT'S FEATURES!!! HAHAHAHAHA"
Kenny Marshall *his laughing is also heard overpowering the screaming*
hahahaha "THANKS AND BYE BYE"
I died at this comment 🤣🤣
This guy is prepared for a zombie apocalypse
High Rum yeah zombies wil probably run from him
High Rum I think he more prepared to do an apocalypse of his own.
Dude he's prepared for any apocalypse
Or sharknados
High Rum ik
How can you dislike this man? This man is an absolute legend!
Someone: *attempts to rob his house*
The last thing they hear:
Haha..... let me show you its features
How to rob Joerg's house:
Step 1: Don't even think about it
Step 1: Dont show up, it will rob him of his fun.
Joerg: I kill you one thousand different vays. .ha ha ha
or let me show you its features hahahahahahah
MMMH, this will go in the soup tonight
The last thing you'd hear before your arrow-through-the-head-chest-and-stomch death would be a hearty *"LET ME SHOW ITS FEATURES HAHAHA!"*
I'd rather just get shot than get hit by that
Mr.DErpZWaTERmELonZ you would die quicker from the bullet
Mr.DErpZWaTERmELonZ Yeah, I'm sure you will,COD kiddie.
I mean... six deep wounds in a radius like that. no matter where in the torso it hits, you're losing something vital.
I agree but your dead either way one is when you may have a small hole the other when you are ripped to shreds by harpoons
really fun to watch! His laugh is PERFECT!
Joerg laughing in slow motion is a small joy to the world, this jolly engineer is so wholesome
He's so jolly, I fucking love him
_-E P I C-_ ghjhjkj
But at the same time, he could kill you at any second.
_-E P I C-_ than your gay
says fish car key... Lol jk
Mosasaur:I AM THE MOST POWERFUL SEA CREATURE!
joerg: let me show you its features!
Mosasaur: OH HELL NO!
I laughed too much at this
NO NO NO NO, OH HEEEEELLLL NO!
I died when he said p-no-matic
HAHAHA. I know that many people watch this guy for his laugh for sure. HAHAHA
German gun laws: why do i hear boss music
@Adam Richard dont say it too loud, you never know...
@Adam Richardi get the joke but slingshot laws already exist in germany
JoergSprave: "Next I vill make thee gatling nuke, HAHAHA!"
Se german accent xD
zee gatling nuke*
Every time he shoots, I love his laugh after lol
It’s freaking amazing HAHAHAHA
I love how this guys is just having fun with what he made. it's so cool
germany is highly advanced in weaponary
Shreyash pradhan dangerously advanced
It is 😂
@@soderium6729 jojo?
Doitso no kagakuwa sekaiichi!!!!
Frederick Redbeard it's proud of him!
Man we should set a patreon page to get this dude a basic slow motion capture camera! Stuff like the chicken leg and blanks under that hammer thing would look awesome and be a great addition to his already superb content
when he laughs all that pops in my head is Dr. Evil
I LOVE your vids!! I so wish I could spend more time making these types of projects but I'll have to suffice living vicariously through your videos! Thanks for all your continued hard work and awesome projects!!
I subscribed only because of his laugh... contagious!
Lucia Pineda i can only hope to have his laugh one day, its oddly charming
Lucia Pineda same
He's a man who's joy is to create weapons.
Lucia Pineda 420th like give me kush.
LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES! :P
United States goes to war with Germany, Germany sends in Joerg against a whole U.S Army, "AND FIRE, this is so much fun i can do this all day"
Cat food carnage
Ibperkins23 good thing they and America are pals
Ibperkins23 lol
Rip murrica, you only wanted Germany's oil...
Purity fbi no oil in Germany, idiot
Your unapologetic laughter is one of the best things about your videos sir .
Dude I love his laugh you can tell that he’s passionate about what he does
Praise be to this man for showing as all how to shoot sharp objects and light things on fire.
us*
Erik Redeker indeed
1:16 MEET THE MOSASAUR HUNTER 2000! *laughs maniacally* , *shoots weapon* , *laughs louder* L E T M E S H O W Y O U I T S F E A T U R E S !
The laughter after every shot,,,, I need that for text message notifications!
I've watched this vid like 6 or 7 times. Ty Jörg...this channel rocks!
Now that's some Dead Rising combo wep shit right there
It is, lets be honest
‘Putting spears in a leaf blower’
A professional shut-in you desu kawaii
imagine being executed by one of Joergs home made weapons, ouch! and then hear him laugh xD
Daniel Mafile'o best way to go
"let me show you its features! muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah"
Daniel Mafile'o lol
Daniel Mafile'o I can't think of a better way to die! HA HA HA HA HAAAA
you cant laugh if yr executed
Joerg, you unabashedly enjoy yourself in these videos and I think it's great! I enjoy and learn from your videos.
Joerg, you are an incredible engineer and fabricator, with interests after my own heart. Thanks for sharing
*"I am heavy slingshots guy, and this is my weapon... LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES!"*
Here we have this chicken leg, which may look harmless but it may attack at any time so we must DEAL WITH IT.
I nearly died.
Ya he doesn't trust it...maybe roosters attacked him when he was a child? Psychological scarring...
First time watching a video of this guy. Amazing how happy he is after every shot, hahaha.
You are really fun to watch not boring at all bro
With that beard, that gun and that laugh he definitely looks like the Heavy from Team Fortress 2
he made a video parodying "meet the heavy" a while back
the bold head as well lmao
Haha please link me to that vid
+Chris Loh yeah that bold head
I am heavy slingshot guy... And this is my slingshot...
Robber breaks into his house
JoergSprave: "This is my slingshot, let me show you its features!"
Robber: 😨
2:50 Joerg's laugh sounds like something out of a horror movie and im digging it🤣🤣
That laugh... Would even send chills on the back of Richard kuklinski Hahaha
Joerg, you understand you now have to make a drill powered Gatling gun out of those now :p
that's what I thought it was going to be
maybe with 12 instead of 6 though
a big gun, six cylinders firing six spears a piece..
Agree
Gatling spear gun, go for it!
This is one guy you dont want to rob
Everyone says this. There's a comment that is the same as this on every one of his videos.
Love this guy! Every time I hear his laugh I smile😁
4:32 When Joerg is at a loss of words, he just goes with more hahaha :D
this man should be in the next bond movie as the guy who designs all the inventions
he should also be EVERY NPC EVER IN EVERY GAME !!!! who gives you your weapons or upgrades them :D
And his intro script is always "This is __________! Let me show you it's features! HAHAHAHAHA!" 😂😍
If I made a game around the middle ages, 100% would be the master black Smith. The last mission would be escorting him to the capital to save the kingdom with his master craft weapons.
The mission would be kind of a bust for the average player, but if you have seen the sling shot channel it would be hilarious.
As you escort you don't get to do much, ambush happens after ambush happens and Joerg just grabs invention after invention from his cart.
"Let me show you its features HAHAHA"
The character's name is Q, short for Quartermaster.
2:55 that slow mo cackle is golden
Well it will terrify Satan
Great entertainment as always. This channel is so much fun every time. Keep it up Jörg!
Boss Laugh " HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA "
All this variations of "robber enters house - let me show its features HAHAHA"...
They never get old. HAHAHA
2:53 His laugh man... lmao
Hilarious!
Sounds like a faint moaning behind his laugh xD
he's got that friendly evil genius thing going for him
man I was just thinking that, he's genuinely joyous. my mother said "he's like an evil santa"
I love that😅. After every demo he does, there's this really satisfied laugh. its hilarious.
2:50 - 2:57 Are you sure YOU aren't a mosasaur in disguise? That slowed down laugh is monstrous haha
I laughed just like you when you shot it the first time. Great job and love all your videos
I think the "joystick" is just a fixed handle, like your slingshot handles are shaped to fit inside your hand as well, and kind of look like a "joystick"
Exactly. Also, the red button on the top is a thumb trigger.
Yes, and since the other handle is on top, the original design has better handling than the Joerg one, more comfortable to carry as both hands are at same height.
I think this is the man under the Catarina armor.
To your honour! My sword and our victories together!
I can toast to that.
Rubber-powered Zweihander
"No, you should have waited!"
"I am Siegsprave of Catarina. I'm in quite a pickle, but no worries! Let me show you it's features!! HAAA!!"
your laugh always brightens up my day
You are literally the happiest man I've seen.
Does he have like a shed full of ultra lethal weapons or something
There's a weapon to kill Thanos, one to turn Cthulhu into a vegetable, one to torture SCP-682 till the end of time, one to sew Godzilla to an asteroid, and one to make Jesus kneel.
All homemade.
Would it be surprising if he did.
@@yueshijoorya601 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Even when I'm just sitting down watching this on my iPad in the safety of my own home, I'm still like,"Holy crap, don't you point that thing at me."
I love how he loves every time the weapon goes off
I love how he agressively yells "LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES!" then proceeds to calmly explain how it works
This is awesome. I love how he laughs his ass off every time he fires it. Hahaha
I love your reference to the hydronic press channel.
Yeah, they collaborated (kind of.)
hydraulic*
hoodrulic"
This guy's going to save us from the zombie apocalypse singlehandedly.
You are fancing
Seeing him laughs makes me happy.
when will call of duty zombies pick up his ideas? lol
"Let me show you its features." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :) love your trademark!
You are my new favorite person! I love how easily you laugh. And I LOVE when you show me it's features!!
You are an absolute genius my friend.
2:50 close your eyes and listen to the sounds of Satan laughing as tortured souls howl
crassrocker5 that’s cute
Oh Jesus im not sleeping tonight
Every time he points it towards the camera, my head goes sideways instinctively lol
😂
I love the hydraulic press channel shout-out 😁
I love how you laugh every time you shoot it 😂