Crossbow Extreme: Home Made, 300 lb, Flesh Eating Bolts!
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- čas přidán 14. 07. 2017
- The challenge was clear: Build a crossbow that has two instead of just one 150 lb prod... doubling up the power of a commercial crossbow - then shoot one of those triple edge scraper tools from it.
See what we came up with!
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"This can cause severe suffering and is outlawed" "HAHAHA"
Absolutely love this guy 😂
When did he say that?
More like blood faucets! HaHAhaha.
It is outlawed by the Hague convention for warfighters it's a war crime not a civil prohibited weapon necessarily. These being Two independent issues.
I subscribed right after he said that.
Hahahahaha
@@SgtRock-et7zl Watch from 4:01
Holy shit Joerg you went from slingshots to arrow airguns to actual warcrime-weapons real gradually.
WE LOVE IT
What else can you expect from a German weapons engineer?
@@lucaace6 Lool.
"A muzzle loading shotgun barrel that I had lying around"
👏
Germans always take things to their ultimate conclusion
"these are actually outlawed for use in warfare... *_so you simply muzzle load them_* "
yes i wanted to commment this so bad! Omg it might have been the biggest of many laughs in this video
That's the tricky part about gun control. I love telling people that I hunt with rounds outlawed for use in international warfare (soft points, hollow points).
@@billmelater6470 but why would you that?
@@AnAnxiousFroggo Want what? Sorry, I just need clarification on the question.
@@billmelater6470 why would you use ammunition designed to maximize suffering in any living being? I think that's the question at hand
*Police coming to arest Joerg*
Police: Come out, we have guns
Joerg: I don´t even follow the Geneva convention
Joerg" i have weapons the Geneva convention hasnt heard of...*Pulls out alien looking weapon* heres a proto type LET ME SHOW YOU ITS features *HAHAHA*
*country leaders begin sweating*
"Let me first show you what I've got, boys, hahahaha !"
He's German, he'll go willingly. But currently he is not an armed combatant, so he doesn't have to follow the Geneva convention.
@@aquila4460 good, better you show us the rule of law about that
@@eimay6742 I'm sorry... what? The rule of law for what?
We need this guy to become NPC in every post apocalyptic game
*protagonist
Shopkeep: “Lez me show you its veatures”
He would go well as your tinkering npc who updates your arsenal.
He's the guy who will sell you amazing crossbows for high amounts of gold :D
@bearjew ZeniMax the company that owns Bethesda is looking for Voice actors right now. But they are based out of Rockville MD so it might not happen.
>be me
>be joerg
>shooting video on a weapon
>warcrime.jpg
>hear sirens
>cut to next scene
>have riot shield
WTF
OH NO
Essa cara é o máximo é gênio existe pouca gente assim no mundo
¡Díos mío!
I am sure he had that just "lying around" too
5:53 imagine you’re a riot cop at a rally and you just hear this maniacal german laugh and suddenly there’s a massive shank stuck in your shield
That's why you wear the brown pants when you get called for riot control
Man I have the image in front of me and I can't stop chuckleing.
Imagine being shot with a gun you'd die
*a massive anti Geneva convention shank
@@FBHofficial from imagining? Aight ill disproove this
*Imagines being shot at*
*"Whats my body doing down there?"*
"I turned this from an old shotgun barrel I had lying around"
Wonder what else is lying around his workshop lol
It's holo of course.
A f---ing muzzle-loader no less. You know, just the kinda thing anyone has around the house..
@@phoenixrising2609 your ass
I laughed when I heard that. It was lying next to his atomic warhead...
you hear the sirens and in the next shot he suddenly got a police shield....
YGK The crossbow saw action taking out the owner ;)
rip police
With holes in it...
I acquired a new shield....let me show you its features...lol
He took the policemen's shotgun too 9:35
Robber: *breaking into his house at night”
Jourg: Let me show you its features HhahHAhHahHahHahHa
Thurst: **steals comments**
CZcams: *Let me show you its features!! Hahaha*
😆
You com in his Hous, but out, at half man ! For sure!!! 😱😂✌️👍
He needs stickers on his windows. That say. "If you wish to do evil. Please leave next of kin notification, in case of your untimely demise."
We need a Arlam system with "Let me show you its features HhahHAhHahHahHahHa" how needs more ??
6:43 >SLAPS GELATIN< "This baby can fit SO MANY WAR CRIME BOLTS...LET ME SHOW YOU IT'S FEATURES!!!"
Be WWIII
chilling in bunker
"I call this the war crime"
Did you hear that
"Let me show you its features!"
Oh crap
"HaHaHaHaHaHa"
Jesus christ have mercy on me, a sinner.
Lmao
Give them no quarter. Let god sort them out.
This man is gonna be a weapon salesman in the upcoming nuclear apocalypse
Seth Begley let me show you it's features
Fallout 6 vender lol.
You know, I could see him as a Post nuclear medieval-esque weapons merchant.
"What are you buying, what are you selling?"
@Dioltas117 ... Maybe not them... Considering the "incident of '76.
“ here at the slingshot channel, we think safety is boring” best quote of 2017
Joerg's pure happiness in his creations is wonderful. "I made this. Let me show you what I built in and how I made it easier to use". I feel happy watching him proudly showcasing his work
Joerg when he met his wife: “SHOW ME YOUR FEATURES!!”😆
Hahahaha
Then he said : just let me cock it.
Then I will load your muzzle.
🤣
Balistic gelatin features
You literally made a crossbow that shoots war-crime bolts... I love it.
My clean-shaven face now has a 3-inch beard just from listening to this guy laugh.
Lmao
Yes
The new "Chuck Norris" meme has begun...
@@cellularticulate Sorry but no. Pretty bad. 🤮🔫
For real. This dude is oozing testosterone woth every sound and move
His weapons are so devastating, he causes air raid sirens to randomly go off
Only joerg can talk about a “blood faucet” and sound wholesome at the same time
I hope he never gets sent back in time to the medievil times. All history books would talk about the great sligshot empire. With its war cry of "let me show you our features"
Ben Gill you say that like it’s a bad thing
Let us show you it’s features
“You are sentenced to death, let me show you it's features!”
Followed by an evil laugh.
You're forgetting his "Hahahaha"
Jorge you are awesome. you are like a mischievous 13 year old, but with serious engineering and craftsmanship skill.
He’s German, craftsmanship and engineering is in his blood lol
But not from birth,it's like Wizards Powers. Either you discover it somewhen in your life,or you have to be creative because you have to fix something in a hurry
This guy's so damn wholesome. He just loves shooting his crazy bows and you can tell by the hearty Santa laugh he lets out every single shot.
Scientist: "We need to take hundreds of core samples in less than an hour."
Jourg: "I have just the thing. Let me show you it's features! HAhahaha!"
Scientist* it took core samples in less than a minute.......
300lb draw weight.
3 sided bolts.
May I suggest naming it "war crime"?
I was wondering why youtube demonetized his videos until I watched this one featuring "flesh eater":)
War crimes were created by cowards to try and control warriors who are willing to do what it takes to win wars. War is cruel. Trying to control it is laughable.
@@soldiersaint6753 alright calm down there killer. Imagine defending war criminals
No
I would rather call it a Nobel Peace Prize. It's much more humane than dronebombing a wedding.
I love when this guy laughs
jarama63
HO HA H HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA😂😂
Same tho
Ho ho ho ho
JOERG is a most incredibly talented and insane man. God bless you and your family sir!!! Joerg is an absolute beast!!!
Soldiers: noooooo you can’t use that it violates the Geneva convention!!
Joerg: haha bayonet crossbow goes kachunk
God damn i have such a man crush on this magic human sized unholy combination of a viking, dwarf and orc
That is exactly the description I would give
You mean a regular german engineer?
NATO would lose to him
chriss lafountaine him a crazy Russia hacker will take on the world
Half of NATO has already defeated Germany xddd
There is no reason for NATO to exist now. Up until 2,000, OK. But now.. no way.
imnot hereanymore the idea of u.n. and by extension nato is so people talk more shoot less so yes it still has a purpose
imnot hereanymore get rid of NATO and u.n. is completely useless
Area 51 guards gangsta till they hear this guy laughing "LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES"
Area 51 guards: Let me show you my little friend.
*Laughs in a10
@@a1phamalestud Joerg with his anti aircraft slingshot:"Let me show you it's features! ahahahhahaa"
@@shuvrafatima9666 :Area 51 Guard: Oh hey Joerg, welcome back. Your last design went over really well, head on inside.
For the aluminum bolt, if you really want to turn it into a blood fountain make holes on the side, similar to a cheese/vegetable grinder so they open to the inside on the first 10 or so CM after the cutting tip. This will guarantee that the sides of the bolt don’t close up the wound and there is room for the blood to flow into the body of the bolt. Your creations are really interesting, enjoy each of your videos a lot. Keep creating, keep enjoying the process!
Joerg for your 2 million subscriber special you should showcase your entire arsenal/collection! Like if you agree!
He already did that I think? There's a video where his collection was exhibited in a museum.
He should weaponize his yt playbutton
Rafael Salazar yep
MATEJ NUKAC omfg amazing
Joerg the type of Sprave that makes a crossbow just to kill a spider from long distance
yeah but what if the spider is 4 feet tall and over 200 pounds
Then you make a bigger crossbow.
Then you double up the rubber... eight times
Spencer King i think they were testing a siren for atomic alarm. In germany they have to be testet almost every week
Except when he aims it against the camera person at 4:29 4:31 The most stupid thing to do!
Evry time he says "let me show its features." The world gets a little bit better. I smile and it brings me joy when he says that because he just seems like a really nice kind fun guy and I love watching his videose because he talks like he is so proud of what he made or got or what he wants to make or get.
USA: We have an army of drones
Germany: let me show you its features... *HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*
“Repair that wound, good luck” followed by maniacal laughter. Savage! Love it
one bald guy says 'savety is number one priority'
other bald guy says 'savety is boring'
who is right?
Jarno Nelis the other
Jarno Nelis the 3rd bald guy.
Jarno Nelis *jarno* ur not alone :)
the one that spells "safety" right.
Obvious. the guy with the crossbow
No joke, I subbed to this channel because of how happy Joerge sounds. Whenever I'm feeling down I scroll down my random feed until I find a video and listen to him laugh while talking about sling-machines.
It always brightens my day. :) Thanks for that!
If there’s a nuclear war and Jörg survives it you better be on his good side, he’d be able to weaponize a blanket
I'd like to see a bolt with a boxing glove on the end, for cartoon purposes.
Or a toilet pump
Random guy in Gasmask I believe they are called plungers
You might be right, I just roughly translated it, because we call it like "toilet pump" (in hungarian)
@@elpatrico2562 i feel your pain. non native languages are hard because they have entirely different dictionaries.
edit: removed acronym
Brilliant
You're like a combination of Reinhardt and the TF2 Heavy.
Russian hacker: Safety is number one priority
German slingshot guy: Safety is boring
God bless
*The only man on earth who can make Chuck Norris run in fear screaming like a girl: Joerg Sprave.*
*Be Joerg*
*Sleeping*
*Heard someone in the house*
*_*Happy German noises*_*
簡宥名 JAAA
簡宥名 poor guy, has to choose only one of his war crime inspired rubber band murder machines to test out on the poor soul who found themselves in his humble abode
LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES
The last thing you will hear on this earth.
"Ha ha ha ha"
*crossbow slap sound*
The Flesh Sampler... LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES... HAHAHA!
As a trauma surgeon, I believe the arrow which plugs the wound would actually improve the victims chances for survival. After a large vessel would be hit and inner bleeding occured, the cavity filled with blood will fill up, regardless of an open or closed wound. However, when the cavity pressure increases steadily, at some point it will get higher than the victims actual blood pressure - therefore eliminating further internal bleeding, similar to a compressing dressing or tourniquet. Therefore - keep the blood gushing Jörg!
PS: I'd love the flesh sampling arrow for my own daily practice... muscle biopsies would be so much more fun!
I was an Army medic for 11 years. I was thinking the same thing about the plug
Well what about chest shots? Then you're filling that lung quicker and reach suffocation faster.
At what hospital do you work? I won't go there
Laowrez,
That's why some hunting arrows are drilled. Blood can flow through the arrow shaft. A faster bleed-out is a more humane kill.
"imagin that you are a doctor and your job is to fix that wound - good luck - ha ha ha"
I love that this guys wife is a medical worker as he makes videos like this.
I always love watching this guy because you can tell he genuinely enjoys what he does and is happy to share it
He is the only person who would survive in a zombie apocalypse
Raza Yousaf weapons equal survival? Ok... not food and water supplies or survival skill
Brennan VanDellen well we know this to be true from all those zombie movies, eh
Raza Yousaf understandable have a nice day
or Hickock 45
Raza Yousaf I am a blacksmith irl, sooo..
"Fashioned this from an old shotgun barrel I had lying around"
... at least sharpened shotgun barrels arent outlawed so thats technically a legal bolt there.
"Is that thing turbocharged..."
" Only in the floor model."
Rusian youtuber :"safty first"
German youtuber :"safeties boring"
@crazyrussianhacker
But it's weird because Russia is more badass
@@noahbergman19 >Being this wrong
@@plantain.1739 being what wrong
@@plantain.1739 >Writing like this on CZcams
4:15 "they can cause unescesarry suffering, theyre illegal" sooooo you simply muzzle load these spears xD LMAO
RekTrain, illegal in warfare. You must’ve misheard
Mustard gas is also illegal in warfare but certain groups don't play by the rules and attack civilians to cause panic, so if someone sets a gas bomb off filled with mustard gas, and you happen to be one of the unfortunate people in that area, would that be the same as "getting what's coming to them, via their choices"? Because you chose to be in the area?
@@nicholecrouch311 "got to take out their families"
@@DevilishBeaver0 not every soldier is there by free will. Many countries still have a mandatory draft for all men. My country included. If Finland goes to war, i have to fight. No choice.
Also, most countries don't really care about rules. Many "illegal" weapons are still used. Only the loser faces consequences for their warcrimes.
@@Erowens98 Yes, for example Germany uses illegal cluster bomb dispensers on the bottom of their Tornadoes.
This channel is beautifull! Found it just few days ago and allready watched so many of your vids. This is best entertainment!
As a German his engunuity makes me happy. Also glad to know im not the only one who builds redicoulas stuff for fun.
*12:36*
They are more like *BLOOD FAUCETS*
*HARHRHRHRHR*
I like his humor
I read this comment basically right as he said it and i almost yelled
This is the joerg I like when he talks about plugging a wound and causing internal bleeding . GO JOERG
Jordan 889 i
Jordan 889 im a hunter, and plugging the wound will actually cause the animal to live longer. Having an open hole allows the animal to quickly bleed out.
Just a little fact for you bud
So what if you put a bunch of holes along the length of the pipe?
Then the blood will flow through them and the back end of the arrow will be like a drainpipe.
Merecir it might but in truth I would not try it as hunters we want quick clean kills . Not some thing Jig Saw would do to some one who pissed him off .
Jordan 889 its already a weapon but you could slap blades at it.
Just a happy German enjoying his crossbows in the forest. Nothing wrong with this channel
I love this man, I have never used or been interested in crossbows (airsoft enthusiast) but I just watch through these vids for the charisma and wholesomeness of this man😂❤️
5:25 *Siren*
Next scene: *holding riot shield*
What are the sirens
@@lacassejesse4683 the police coming cause war crime :/ its pretty obvious
5:42 theyre coming back for the shield!
@@lacassejesse4683 probably the annual air raid siren test, here in slovenia they test them every 1st saturday of the month.
he wiped out the police, and stole the shield
How about a T-shirt that says "Let me show its features" :)
GamienAlien how about underwear with "Let me show you its features" on it??
Shut up and take my money.
GamienAlien and then have a arrow pointing down
Kevin Johnson no, what about the children who see it? That moms not gonna be happy
anounamois cause my mom said so Then sell normal shirts and then ones with an arrow pointing down lol
“Here at the Slingshot Channel, we think safety is boring.”
Greatest slogan ever.
“Safety is boring....ha ha ha ha” my new favourite quote. We need a book “Joerg’s best quotes” would sell like hot grenades.
Jeorg: slaps the jelly
Jelly: ohhh yeah daddy
Jeorg: Haahahhah
hel naw
We do not need Rule 34 in this case
Mans really out here lewding ballistic gelatin?
On this episode of why I hate humans
LMAO 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I like how this guy is still this excited while there are about 4 nuclear wars going on in the background
It's good for business.
Can you tell me more about the 4 nuclear wars? O_O ... also nuclear wars should not concern him at all since his country is not involved ... ( He just has to hope that his country is fairly far way from the target areas)
Azugon he was just joking about the siren noises in the background
@@cyn0_ thats a normal siren in germany
I know it sounds a bit like the nuclear alarm siren but it is just the german fire siren
Lucaa I am aware, never said that it was a nuclear siren. I was just explaining that it was a joke.
Your voice is soothing and yet exciting at same time. Been here for years and channel never gets old to me. If teachers were more like your explanations we would have smarter kids. Respect from overseas 🙂😎
Yo this guy is scarily joyful to show off his homemade weaponry... I LOVE IT!!!
2:44 "Here at the slingshot channel we think that safety is boring."
*CrazyRussianHacker is triggered*
Safety is number one priorety
Safety is boring.
Polar opposites
Combined though are epic
Ironic
Safety is number one boring priority
I guess safety is officially bad, cause Joerg doesn't steal content and put his viewers lives at risk.
Combined: safety is #1 priority, let me show you it's features, boom! This is amazin' I love it! Hahahahahaha! Epic!
Imagine you are a doctor on the battlefield
And you have to repair that wound!
HAAAA HAAAA HAAAAAAAA!!!!........
XD
hames stanfield the spin would’ve caused too much energy loss greatly reducing the range of an already short ranged bow, furthermore the flesh eater is hollow allowing massive blood loss which is similar in effect to the commando knife, the reason that the flesh eater isn’t used as a knife is due to the weaker penetration power making it less effective with raw strength.
He would probably say sth like:
AHHAHAHAHAHAHA it hit my ankle :)
Who gets it?
Police sirens in the background and then 2 seconds later: I have this damaged riot shield now
It's always good to make friends with people like Joerg, because when SHTF, that's who you want backing you up! I'd take one Joerg over a dozen city-slickers any day.
Imagine breaking into his house, then you get shot by a homemade crossbow, and as you are dying, you hear his evil laugh 😂
But it wouldnt feel like a crossbow, you would be pinned to the wall next to a deer or something
How'd you like the Features? Hararharhar get up silly, i'll Show you some more!!!
with the flesh eating arow
Just imagine that when he shoots a home invator he just leaves them there on his wall so when you break in you see his master piece, dozens of dead people pinned to the walls with pencils or something, as you sheepishly leave the house you hear his laugh as he shoots you with a homeade crossbow that was made to shoot sharpened broom handles
😂😂😂😂
The "fleshsampler" sounds so innocuous.
"Blood faucets". 👍
German man creates wooden triple-warcrime and laugh as sirens go off in the distance.
Man i love this channel
Jourg you are a true genius! I enjoy watching your videos! Keep on posting.
Now you just need a kid named Walter and an apple.
his laughs and the sounds he makes whenever he hits something are the best parts😂
12:15 "I want to show you something. These are the hits from the hollow, flesh-eating, he he he, bolt..."
joerg: safety is boring
crazyrussianhacker: safety is number one priority
4 leafsprings from a truck
As a Surgeon I can tell you, that arrow that blocks I'm sure it will work.
You're a Genius man, keep it up.
Im sure the sausage maker will.cause enough tissue disruption, and removal to be lethal in almost any case. Being .72" across and add into consideration blunt force along with associated bruising or opening of blood vessels, and lets just say itll be a messy situation. On top.of the fact that fluids would.pour from the tube.itself. yikes.
@@PureCountryof91 If you hit an artery with it, blood would probably spill out of it like a garden hose, lol
Cuz that what u surgeons are known for lol just go
Every time I watch this guy build something, I wonder what the middle ages would have been like if they were half as smart as this guy.
Oh come on the middle ages had plenty of peope just and and more inventive that this guy when it came to weaponry, alot of stuff they used far outmatch anything he makes in term of brutal lethality. And considering they didn't have all of the recorded knowledge of physics and weapons of the past to go off, or the materials and machining he has acess to they did a damn lot better aswell :). In the end they really aren't comparable but still silly comment.
Whatever weed you are smoking, please send me some. Thanks! ;P
They are totally comparable btw, but I respect your opinion even though I completely disagree.
J lol it’s like saying a surgeon nowadays is better than a surgeon from the 1300s. Of course he is, because he has access to information/technology that the surgeon in the 1300s didn’t 😂
That isn't the point I was making. It was more "imagine if they were that capable." For whatever reason.
It is easier to work backwards from an existing form and make improvements. Harder to come up with something completely new.
Another quality weapon. Great job Joerg.
I love your channel so much,such good fun!
5:25 German civilian hears an air raid siren c.1944 colorized
Lel
Wtf is actually that noise
5:43
@@IohsmdIglomdrnIjsmsIhafmIafmli I think it sounds like an rc flying wing.
@@IohsmdIglomdrnIjsmsIhafmIafmli It really is an air raid siren, they test those here on a regular basis.
"Blood faucets... Ja ja ja." This guy must be on a watchlist.
🤣🤣......I think you plugged both sides of the victim with the modified crossbow bolt. I'm sure he is bleeding internally in two spots now! Your a madman!😂 keep it up👍
You sir are a madman! Love it .
SAVE THE WEAPONS YOU THREW OUT AND AUCTION THEM ONLINE. YOU COULD EASILY GET €100+ PER ITEM. YOUR FAN BASE IS BIG ENOUGH AND CRAZY ENOUGH TO DO THAT.
No, his creations are not illegal to sell, Otherwise he would not be allowed to make and own them^^
Slingshots and bows are unregulated and daggers and crossbows are age restricted, at least in Germany. nothing of this is illegal
Well, selling weapons without a license to do so is legally quite sketchy, even if the weapons themselves are legal. He probably just wants to save himself the headache
www.slingshotchannelstore.de/
As long as the stuff he sells doesn' require a license to buy and own, he can trade as much as he wants. But I think you are rght, I also guess he wants to save himself the headache by not selling the homemade stuff
Art Of Warring then he would go to jail man
I made the same, cuz I missed the comment :P It's easy to sell anything. Just label it as art- and marked it in the makers name. Impossible to ban even SAM rigs with a fully functional pivot. I heard of one that was sold as art.
(Hitched at the automated guide system ofc, and the missiles had to be emptied out completely. Still looks real AF and scary as hell!)
You could hunt Bigfoot with that.
and by "that" I mean your laugh.
Hostile Crocodile
What have I done to you to deserve that?
bigfoot makes weapons. It's in your name. You're a rival to Jörg.
Hostile Crocodile Ha Ha Ha
I love this guy, he really reminds me of any gunsmith in video game. When he laughs at the power of his own creations ... it's so funny and brilliant xD
This guy had the best laugh ever!!! You can see he really has a lot of fun with his projects
This guy is savage
30% Is the formula for Gummy Bears!
😋
Im pretty sure gummy bears are not made of ballistic gelatin. If it was then gummy bears would act like human flesh if you bit them
anounamois cause my mom said so but ballistic gel isnt human flesh either. It has the density and im sure biting into skin isnt all that hard. Gummies are actually pretty tough.
anounamois cause my mom said so -Look it up! All the recipes for Ballistic Gel and Gummy Bears. Besides Color and Flavoring it's 30% Gelliten. Made from Animal Cartilage!
Remember this next time you eat Jell-O. 😂
You are so innovative. I love your contagious laugh. Gets me everytime. These are some serious ammunition for the 300lb crossbow. Wow so impressive
That crossbow is like a homemade handheld ballista.
Wife. “Honey dinner’s ready”
Joerg. “Coming dear”
Wife. “Where have you been”
Joerg. “Oh...nothing dear”
This guy would survive the zombie apocalypse 100%
he would thrive and make armor from our bones...
@@oceanbytez847 Sounds metal af
Sorry for going off-topic: but you Sir, got the most charming German accent, just like my grandfather! I could listen to you all day!
God i love this guy,wonder how his parents got thru his teen years.thanks man your videos are top notch fun ,always great time